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basalting · 4 months ago

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ppl keep writing that the bats drink black coffee or whatever but these bastards are doing physically intense shit CONSTANTLY. theyre packing calories where ever they can bc they cant be openly eating like olympians.

bruce is drinking large protein coffees with full fat milk because he spends every right racing from one end of the city to the other. when frappuccinos became a thing he almost cried

#please imagine that batman shows up for a meeting with a huge frappuccino. imagine the looks on everyones faces #bruce wayne #also my headcanon that ive never added to any fic that bruce developed something like those gels runners eat #that gives you energy for patrols without making you shit like the runner ones do #and he kept them flavourless when it was just him but once dick became robin he made a whole bunch of nice flavours #and everyones gear has a bunch of their favourite flavours for them <3

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