#HOW IS HE GOING TO WANT TO KILL HIM DUMB DONUT
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eightspringdays · 1 month ago
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sometimes... sometimes i really have to hold myself by the neck to not be a shooter with certain things I read here that are so fucking bad takes that make me wanna grow lasers in my eyes, but this ain't twitter, and ain't 2018. and im a changed woman.
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ideasarestuckinmyhead · 6 months ago
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Hello! I love reading you work, i was wondering if you could make a story about sugarboo defending Al and Seth from nasty comments people make on them. I love the idea sugarboo popping off on someone to defend their loved ones
Insult MY boys? Nah come get verbally wrecked.
TW: homophobia, old people being fuck heads. Telling someone to kill themselves.
Idk if I can write the f word (I'm pan) but I just ended up using slur instead.
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It was a normal day in the bakery, Boo was helping a new hire. The boy was a grandson of one of the sweeter old lady's in town. Teaching them how to take orders when, Susan, walked in.
"Great. Okay, Lucca can you go in the back please? Just tell Sally that Susan is here. She'll understand." Whispering Boo shooed the new hire to the back. They don't need to deal with this bitch on the first day.
"Hhmm, who did you just sent away? Afraid I'll scare them off?" Sniffing Susan then looked at he pastries in the glass displays. The baker kept their cool and shrugged leaning on the counter.
"Nope, don't want them to meet a person as colorful as you this early in the morning." Nonchalantly saying as they stood up as another customer came in. Susan was about to speak but the customer that came in asked.
"Oh! Susan, are you ordering or about to start something?" The old man huffed as he ignored her and began ordering his usual. A muffin with a coffee, Boo gladly ranged him up and giggled silently as Susan gasped.
"I was here first! Boo how dare-" A chim from the register interrupted her as Boo gave Wilson his change. Waving him goodbye before turning to the old lady again.
"Ma'am. You were browsing the pastries, not ordering. The gentleman who just came in did, you weren't skipped. Would you like to order now?" Putting on a fake customer service smile Boo looked at the blonde woman. Who, huffed and yelled as she walked pit of the bakery.
"So rude! How the hell are you even in business in this town?!" With a slam the front door was closed. Rolling their eyes again and sighing, they hears another door open. Turning they saw Lucca staring with wide eyes.
"How did you get her to leave so quickly? She's a nightmare with the other stores...." Mumbling Lucca came to Sugarboo's side. His boss shrugged and was about to speak but the door opened again.
Groaning they hope it wasn't Susan, but finally turning their smile brighten seeing their boys. Alphonse waved and Seth flashed a warm smile, both came up to the counter.
"Hey Boo. Saw Susan was she being the 'Queen Diva' she is?" Chuckling as he leaned on the counter. His partner nodded and then looked at Seth with a smile.
"Why're you here hon? Thought you worked today?" Asking Boo went around the corner and hugged him. Seth laughed a bit, hugging them back with the same love.
"Yeah, but Jonas. Tried to fight me, 'cause he saw me and Alphonse close together." Rolling his eyes, the mentioned of Susan's husband annoying him. That asshole always was open with how he didn't like the 'unholy' affection between the two men.
"Honestly wish they move. Would be better for the whole town if ya ask me." The pinkette voiced as he went behind the counter and picked up a donut. Causing his lover to scowl at him, along with folding their arms.
The three didn't notice Susan, red faced in the front door entrance. Who heard the whole conversation ready to yell. But Lucca did trying to get one of the trio's attention.
"Hey! Don't just eat that, just because your-" A bang made everyone snap their heads to the source of the noise. Seeing Susan looking like the she devil herself as she stalked to them.
"Listen here you unholy and disgusting gay people! Me and my husband can see how ungodly you are. EXPECIALLY you pink fairy and his dumb fake cowboy!" Growling out she panted angrily. Alphonse and Seth just blinked at her.
Then looked at Boo who was looking at Susan crazy, but the old lady didn't see it. So, she continued with her insults.
"You should have stayed gone! Your parents were brought to shame as soon as we found out about your unholy relationship! Honestly two men? It's absurd! You both don't even deserve to be-" Boo interrupted her by getting in her line of sight. Susan froze up, seeing Boo glaring coldly at her and slowly walking to her.
"Listen here, you STUPID. IGNORANT. WANNA BE GOOD CHRISTAN!" Hissing out Boo stopped in front of Susan and pointed at her. "How dare you try and judge MY BOYS for being themselves. Also how DARE you speak about Alphonse's parents! They were good people who brought Seth in because of his fucked up dad!" Yelling Boo slowly made Susan backed up to the front door.
Lucca flinched at every word Boo said, looking over he thought one of their partners would step in. The young man only saw Alphonse continuing to eat his donut and Seth leaning on the counter watching the whole thing. Turning away from the yelling in the background he decided to ask them quietly.
"Are...are you not gonna stop them?..." shyly asking the boy looked at the taller men. Seth made a noise and turned to him, Alphonse shook his head.
"Once Boo gets like this they won't stop till they rip you down and leave nothing behind." Swollowing the rest of the donut Alphonse wiped his mouth. Letting Seth finish his sentence, who turned back to the yelling their Sugarboo was making.
"Their protective of us. Sugar doesn't care if you make a jab at them. But try and strike for us? They'll make a banshee seem quiet by their hollerin'." Answering Lucca, Seth then smirked as he saw Susan cowering before Sugar.
"Yeah, should have seen them holler at old man McKellen last year when they first moved in. He called me a slur, then told me to off myself. Boo was NOT happy. Never seen a old man apologize so quickly." Turning back to his partner he smiled widely. He loved when Boo got protective showed everyone they weren't just a sweet baker. They were also a badass.
"-AND ANOTHER THING! YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND ARE BANNED FROM MY BAKERY! GET THE FUCK OUT!" Screaming Boo pointed to the door. Susan still suprised by the screaming she enduring listened and left quickly. Standing g there Sugarboo was panting angrily before turning with a worried look. Before they could speak Alphonse spoke first.
"Were fine Boo. Words from these old fucks don't do shit anymore." Comforting the pinkette went to Boo who hugged him. Seth then pushed off the counter and joined the hug. Kissing their forehead gently, whispering to them.
"Were fine, Sug. You gave that lady a holler she'll never forget. Wanna take the rest of the day off? I think Lucca can handle himself." Words made Sugarboo realized their new hire was standing there. Turning they saw his eyes sparkling with awe as he began to speak.
"That was so cool! Holy shit, Boss you ripped into that lady!" Excitedly saying, he turned hearing someone opening the back. Seeing Sally, a older woman smiling at them.
"Just go, ya big softy. I can handle the fort. Suzanne is coming over in a little while anyways. Go." Sternly saying the cook smiled. Alphonse then tugged gently on Boo, Seth then went to the front door.
"See? Their good! Let's bounce!" Chuckling at Sugarboo who was shuttering trying to reply. Sally shook her heads as the raven haired woman watched them.
"Ah, young love. I'm glad those three found eachother. They, they know each other you know? Ah, what am I sayin'.....come on kid I'll teach ya the ropes." Mumbling to herself she then addressed the young man. Who nodded and listened to her every word, wondering a but what she meant as them knowing each other.
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pricetagofficial · 16 days ago
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Day 25: Christmas
Pairing: Dick Grayson x Reader
Warnings: Language, fluff and Jason is a slight menace here
A/N: Merry Christmas everyone! If you don't celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays and if you don't celebrate anything, Happy Wednesday! I hope you all have a great day! Here we are on the final day of this challenge, and I can't thank you all enough for supporting me this last month. Maybe I will do another in the future? Header by me, and divider by @cafekitsune
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It had finally arrived, it was Christmas Day.
You and Dick had stayed over at Wayne Manor the previous night because he really wanted to spend the holiday with his family. It was a rare sight to have everyone under the same roof, including some other friends.
Of course, you had the normal residents like Damian, Cass and Bruce, plus Jason and Tim and Duke who frequently dropped by. However, there was also the extended family, like Stephanie, Barbara, and even Selina.
The day was going to be special, you just knew it.
Everyone was old enough to not believe in Santa, but everyone still made stockings for each other as part of their gift exchange.
Every year, everyone's names would be thrown into a hat and then drawn. Whoever you drew, would be the person you got a special gift for, and help stuff their stocking,
This year, you were lucky enough to get Dick.
The man may be a certified genius and world class detective, but he was still dumb as hell.
In fact, you did quite a bit of his Christmas shopping in front of his face and he was none the wiser.
Wrapping yourself in your robe, you and Dick slowly made your way down to the kitchen for the first cup of Christmas coffee. Alfred already had pastries, and other sweet treats galore ready to be eaten.
Wrapping an arm around you, Dick pressed a gentle kiss to your cheek.
"Merry Christmas, sweetheart."
"Merry Christmas, Dickie." you smiled, pecking his lips.
"You have to do that here? I think I'm gonna hurl."
Dick looked up to see Jason, fake gagging into his coffee with a donut in his other hand.
"I will kill you," Dick paused. "Again,"
Jason laughed as he took a bite of his donut. "Many a goon have tried wonder pants, and many a goon have failed."
Dick just glared. "None of them are me, so shut up."
That's when Duke showed up and pushed Jason out of the room before he was murdered again. "You'll thank me for this later,"
You rolled your eyes and grabbed a plate, and filled it before joining Dick on the couch by the tree and the fireplace.
Everyone was gathered, idle chatter filling the room as Bruce came in with Selina at his side.
"Merry Christmas, everyone." he smiled, taking his seat as Selina sat on the arm of the chair.
Gifts were passed around, stockings were dumped, and paper was ripped open. Exclamations of excitement were all around as everyone was in awe at their gifts from each other.
Getting up, you grabbed Dick's stocking and his present from you. Looking to your right, you saw he grabbed your stocking and a small box as well.
What were the odds that you got each other?
Sitting back together on the couch, you handed Dick his stuff and watched with a smile as he opened it. You had gotten him new hair care stuff, a personalized watch to go on his wrist and even a cheap Nightwing mug for him to take to work everyday, at the police station.
Dick chuckled as he went through is stuff, before getting to your bag that you had wrapped for him.
Gently he pulled out the paper, and saw that it was a framed poster from a long time ago.
You had found one of the last Haly's Circus posters that featured himself along with his parents, and framed it.
If you didn't know Dick so well, you would've missed the slight tear he expertly blinked away. Instead he surged forward and pulled you into a tight embrace.
"You are amazing, how the hell did you find this?"
Scooting closer, you looked at the poster with him.
"Read the bottom,"
Dick looked a little confused until he looked.
It's been a while kid, I'm glad to hear you're doing great. When your girl came to me asking if I had anything, I knew just what to give you. This is the last one I owned, keeping it safe for a moment like this. She's real special, Dick. Don't do anything stupid, you hear?
Love your old friend, Haly
Dick turned to you in astonishment. "You found Haly and his circus?"
"You talk about him all the time, so I wanted to get you something really special. He just so happened to be in Midwest City last month, so Wally and Barry helped me get down there so I could meet him," you explained.
"Haly really is a great guy, I can see why you loved his circus so much."
Dick hugged you tightly, not letting go.
"This is the best present I have ever gotten, thank you, baby."
Beaming up at him, you smiled. "Your welcome, Dick."
Rubbing the back of his head, Dick handed you your stocking and present. "Now I feel kind of lame, with what I got you."
Taking his hand, you smiled. "Nothing from you is ever lame, Grayson."
Dick smiled, holding you close as you emptied your stocking. It had new bath stuff, complete with a bath bomb, soap, body spray, and a candle all in your favorite scent.
Getting to the bottom, you pulled out a pair of fuzzy socks that had the Nightwing logo across it.
Letting out a laugh, you leaned over and kissed his cheek.
"Now, I will always have you with me,"
Dick smiled, watching as you opened the little box.
Inside was a custom designed necklace and earrings. They had a beautiful gem on them, in his signature blue.
"Oh, Dick. This is gorgeous," you exclaimed taking it out. "I love it!"
Dick took the necklace as you turned, to help you put it on.
"It's amazing."
"An amazing gift, for an amazing girl."
You leaned up and kissed him softly.
"Merry Christmas, Dick."
Merry Christmas, my love."
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diamondzoey · 6 months ago
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Sammy: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Duarte: Cannibalism.
Sammy: *confused chewing noises*
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Adriana: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Victor : An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
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Victor : What’s up with Azren ? He’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Nash : He’s just a little overwhelmed.
Victor : Why?
Nash : jemma smiled at him.
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When some of the bugs babysits Asher
Emerald: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Duarte, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Asher, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Duarte: Because they have little hands
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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Jemma : Oh no, that’s terrible!
Azren: Did they win?
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Duarte : Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Victor: Literally or figuratively?
Duarte : I have to specify?
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Raine: Two truths and a lie, I’ll start!
Raine: I’ve killed a man, I will kill again, and it burns when I pee.
Joan, visibly nervous: I don’t- I don’t like this game.
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Duarte , looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-
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Actress!Jemma: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Actor!Azren: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Korey: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Marco, used to Korey being dumb: Sure...
Korey: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Marco: Okay?
Korey: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Marco:
Korey: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Marco: Divines, that one is a little-
Adriana , interested: No, no, Korey, keep going.
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Azren : Do you love me? 
Jemma: We’re literally married. 
Azren : Yeah, but as friends or—
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Azren, points at the guards: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*
Victor: Okay!
*five minutes later*
Azren: *returns and sees the guards unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
Victor: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.
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*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Adriana : Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding Easton.
Void : For the record, I already found him.
Malachi: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Void: They stabbed me!
Adriana : I'm surprised they waited this long, Vincent . We've all had the urge.
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Jemma to Sammy: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are.
Vincent, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!
Jemma: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.
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Bloodmoon!Chester : Emerald , my old friend!
Bloodmoon!Emerald : I think you tried to kill me at some point.
Bloodmoon!Chester : That was obviously just my way of getting to know you.
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Bugs and croc boy in this
Sammy- @ccstiles
Duarte- @puffin-smoke
Adriana- @idontevenknow7878
Victor&Vincent- @littlesiren79
Void- @wilderrorcard
Nash- @lightdragon789
Malachi- @stxph-artist
Korey- @rozeliyawashereyall
Azren- @strayharmony943
Raine- @willowve01
Joan- @rustycopper4use
Emerald- @aspenm00n
Marco- @magebunkshelf
Chester- @not-5-rats
Jemma- @diamondzoey (me)
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sketchehm · 17 days ago
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If you do rewatch run I definitely recommend 1-10 for this au's purposes. After that I do really like 11-13 which is the chorus arc that doesn't really have anything to do with the other ones, but it does have callbacks and stuff for it. It's a war arc a d we do not have enough characters lmaoooo maybe if I get to know more of the hispanic community later it'll be something, but I stopped really watching at around season 15. After that, it just kinda loses me lmao.
With red team, I kinda saw velvet as a donut/grif hybrid. Donut was a nice guy who made a ton of sexual innuendos, and kind of repressed, but red team let him do all of his hobbies and didn't really care. Also, I can totally see ant being Simmons and velvet being the grif of that base. They're just already together because I want a good healthy relationship in the sea of terrible shit going on. Although I can totally see Sam being the Simmons as well. Both ant and Sam have that asskissing for bad locked down so velvet and Callahan just do whatever lmao.
With blue team, I slept on it and I really want sapnap to be apart of blood gulch. So I'll have him be both :D. So in rvb the leader of blue team was agent Florida before he died, but he happened to die of an allergy, and that's how blood gulch kinda happened the way it did. SO I'll have sapnap be the agent that's supposed to watch over George and it'll make it so much more dramatic when Dream comes as tex because of the history. He just won't die like Flordia, and it'll be funny dramatic shenanigans of Dream and sapnap being super awesome freelancers. I still will have Dream and george "die" in dumb ways because it's rvb.
Alsoooo yeah the Carolina drama will kind of happen during blood gulch due to sapnap being there. I also have serpias being York for totally non shipping reasons totally....
The only thing that kind of throws of George being church is church is always angry and George never is angry. Sooooo I'll have him just always never take anything seriously, and all the stuff that's technically his fault or his other interactions fault is the fact he never really cares about others and how he affects them. George cares ALOT about the people around him, but he never shows it in healthy ways or does things to only make himself feel better. That's the reason Dream's even around anymore and him having to learn to let people go. It's gonna hurt my soul to make George and dream go through the church/tex arc, but it'll be an awesome storyline.
I need to flesh out team mafia storyline a lot more, and who's gonna fit the type of roles they serve other than cool fit scenes and family that destroys themselves from the inside kind of thing. I'm gonna change stuff around, but I'm gonna try to keep more than 2 of them alive lmao. It'll be sad times if I have to kill most of the mafia, and I want fun shenanigans with them as well, so the normal plot line wouldn't have worked out as well. Also just want to know who makes puns in the mafia the most because they'll get to be Wyoming lmao.
Anyways, sad and funny plotlines to come because rvb can never take itself to seriously.
I guess I'm watching rvb for Christmas this year LMAO
I've read this a billion times cause I love it so much and I need to rewatch so I can understand all the characters personalities better orz
George as Church does drive me crazy cause he was a messy idiot from what I recall and George is just another flavor of messy idiot!
Sapnap is 100% part of blood gultch and 100% forgets his mission being there, always caught up in arguing with George about the most ridiculous of things (technically it is part of his mission, he's keeping an eye on George!!)
Dream finally arriving and Sapnap is like !! Omg my bff!! I imagine it's Sapnap trying to get Dream to chill out and take this as a vacation! And then George does something to piss Sapnap off and it's just Dream watching the two of them chase each other around and yelling. What the fuck kind of missions did they send him on....And then it's George dragging Dream around and asking for help and to "save him" and it's just causing Dream to "die" over and over with George due to misadventures hehhe
Dream and George going through the church/tex arc will destroy me, I vaguely remember it and remember being Sadden and Upset....(can't wait to relive it!)
Most of team mafia dying just gives squidcraft 3 vibes orz I actually don't recall that happening very well in rvb at all so that'll be fun to watch pfft
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sylkiddsey · 1 month ago
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K.
It’s Sylvie’s birthday and he wants to surprise her with breakfast on shift. He’s missed out on holidays while in Portland so he does his best to go above and beyond for her no matter how important the date is.
Her birthday is very important to him because it’s the day his favorite person in the world was born. She thinks all the fussing he does is unnecessary, but she deserves it.
He brings four boxes of donuts to 51. Chloe told him about this shop about an hour away that makes donuts with all sorts of cereals and candy on the frosting which couldn’t remind him more of his fiancé. Kidd teases her that three things make her the happiest; babies, sugar and himself.
Two out of three aren’t bad for the first part of her celebration. He walks in, expecting more of a reaction over donuts, but the app floor is empty.
He walks to the common room and Kidd ambushes him.
She steers him by the shoulders and towards the bunk room. It baffles him.
He shoos her off with one hand, balancing the boxes in the other. “What is your problem?”
“Who said I had a problem?” She plays dumb. “I just…want to show you my office. I haven’t given you a tour!”
What is going on? Kidd’s acting high and it’s like she’s trying to keep him from the common room.
“Kidd, it’s the size of a supply closet. I’ve seen it. If you excuse me, I want to surprise my fiancé with birthday donuts.”
She blocks him. “What’s the rush? You know, we never talk anymore, Casey. Let’s go to my office and have a chat!”
Her enthusiasm is incredibly fake and he’s half convinced there’s a gas leak or something because this is all very strange.
“Why don’t you want me to see Sylvie?” He asks, eyeing his former candidate. His mind goes into overdrive and he starts to worry that something is wrong. Is she hurt and Kidd doesn’t want him to know?
“What? I do. It’s just…this is about our friendship, Casey. I’m worried we’re losing our…thing. You can see your fiancé all the time. Not me.”
She really doesn’t want him to find Sylvie. Her lying is pathetic.
“It’s her birthday, Kidd.”
She bites her lip. “Okay. Okay.” She grabs his arm and ushers him into the locker room. “Listen, Violet’s out sick today so Brett has a floater as a partner.”
He’s still not sure what that has to do with her kidnapping him in the locker room. “Okay?”
“Anyway, the floater…he’s a little touchy,” she explains.
“Touchy?”
“He’s harmless, Casey, but he’s kinda a flirt.”
Great.
“And we all know you go a little macho when people get a little too friendly with Brett so it’s best you don’t go in there.”
Yeah, he has a tendency to act a little jealous, but he’s always been able to handle himself…for the most part. Still, the idea of her partner crowding Sylvie all shift does set his jaw.
“See? There you go looking like you’re ready to kill somebody and you haven’t even seen this guy.”
Is he really that easy to read?
“I’m fine, Kidd.”
“Yeah, and Kelly’s not afraid of snakes.” She pauses. “He is. It’s weird.”
“Yeah, I got that.”
“Matt, what are you doing here!”
He turns around. Sylvie’s standing in the doorway with a bright smile on her face.
“Happy birthday, baby,” he replies. “I brought you those donuts Chloe’s been raving about.”
She bounces over, opening the lid. Her eyes light up. “Oh my god, Matt Casey! I love you like crazy for this!”
She grabs his face in her hands and kisses him, smacking her lips afterwards. “You’re the best future husband a girl could ask for.”
She’s the best future wife. Plus, he doesn’t think bringing her donuts is the most revolutionary thing in the world. She deserves all the love. Always.
He wraps his free arm around her waist and pulls her in. His face is pressed in her shoulder when her temporary partner emerges the way she came.
Matt gives him a look without blatantly acting like a dick. He just needs her partner to get the hint and they’ll be fine.
Sylvie takes the top box from his arms. “Come on. These are totally gonna give 51 a heart attack.”
He follows after her and grins in delight when she raves about the donuts. It’s so good to see her so happy and carefree.
He decides to hang around the house which Severide accuses him of doing over jealousy. That’s not the reason. What’s so wrong with wanting to spend Sylvie’s birthday with her?
He loves her. It’s that simple.
Sylvie’s temporary partner, who he learns goes by Dallas, is a little too close for comfort. He crowds her space when she tells a story and brushes his hand against hers when she accidentally spills some coffee.
It’s annoying, but he’s determined to prove Stella wrong. He can handle watching an overly flirty person with Sylvie.
He excuses himself to leave after Dallas starts asking about Sylvie’s work out routine. Yes, she’s toned. She goes to spin classes regularly. She deserves the praise, but it’s driving him absolutely nuts.
He’s worried he’ll snap so he finds Boden in his office and makes conversation about anything other than Sylvie. He also goes in to ask if Violet’s expected to be back next shift.
Boden reads him like a book, smirking after he asks the question. He looks down at his paperwork. “Casey.”
“What? I’m just…you know, concerned. I can’t care about Makami’s well being?”
Boden shakes his head. “Kidd has eyes everywhere, just so you know.”
Wait, so Boden is in on this plan to keep him away from Dallas and Sylvie? Apparently everyone thinks he’s a bomb about to go off.
Kidd probably has some sort of bet pool going on about how long it’s going to take for him to say something.
“Right. Yep. Forget I said anything,” he mutters, retreating out the door. He’s not giving Kidd ammunition.
He stops in front of Boden’s office. Sylvie’s standing in the doorway and Dallas is crowding her. He knows his fiancé and she looks uncomfortable. Her back is flushed against the door frame and her stupid partner has given her zero space.
It’s common curtesy to leave personal space. He’d be irritated if this guy was crowding anyone.
Dallas, her ridiculously tall, temporary partner swoops in and touches a strand of her hair. That move does it.
Screw it. He doesn’t care if all of 51 is right. He’s so sick of this. He’s going to tell that man to keep his hands to himself.
He makes his way there, but once again, Kidd intervenes and herds him into the old blue room.
She shuts the door behind them.
This woman is so aggravating sometimes. She’s perfect for Severide in that way.
“Kidd, I’ve been patient, but come on! He’s touching her face now? And she’s clearly hating every second. Did you see her body language?”
“Brett can handle him,” She replies. “She’s been handling it and the last thing she needs is your male posturing on her birthday.”
“You’d be losing your shit if some woman walked in here and started feeling up Severide,” Matt points out. “We’d have to probably pry your hands off the woman’s throat. I’m not acting unreasonable here. Someone needs to say something.”
“She’s stuck with grabby hands the rest of shift. He’ll never be back and all you’re going to do is cause problems. She has to work with him another eight hours. It’s best to keep the peace.”
He combs a hand through his hair. He knows she’s right. He doesn’t want to make this harder on Sylvie and causing a scene will do that.
He exhales, reminding himself that Sylvie would shut it down if things got too serious. If she’s suffering through it, so can he.
“Fine. Fine. I’ll keep my mouth shut.”
“And your fists closed?”
He nods. “I’ll be a perfect gentlemen to that asshole.”
Stella doesn’t look like she believes him. She purses her lips.
“I’m serious. I’m good,” he assures. He is. He needs to be for Sylvie. “Now can I please go outside and sneak off to the turn out room to make out with my fiancé?”
She smirks, steps away from the door and gestures him through. “Yes.”
When he walks out, Sylvie’s alone by the printer. She smiles, looking between him and Stella.
“What were you up to?”
Kidd tosses a hand in the air, breezing past them. “Saving a man’s life.”
She puzzles, shuffling closer to him. Her arms wrap around his waist. “You guys were what?”
He doesn’t want to dwell on her temporary partner anymore. “You wanna go make out?”
“Um, duh,” she laughs, hooking her finger around his belt loop and pulling him into the room he was just in with Kidd.
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feztooth · 2 years ago
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Series Review: Dungeon Crawler Carl, by Matt Dinniman: 5/5!
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Quick review: a great series if you are interested in the litRPG genre. the characters are a blast and all five books that are currently out are fun rides. Occasionally the characters make a very dumb decision, but that’s okay! Nothing that will completely pull you out of the story, just things that will make you think “man, that could have gone better,” which I think is good for a book to have sometimes.
Longer Review (with some minor spoilers): this series centers on Carl and his newly-sapient cat, Princess Donut. Earth is utterly destroyed by aliens, and most of the survivors are entered into a life-or-death gameshow called the dungeon crawl. The plot synopsis originally threw me off a bit - it centered heavily on the fact that you do better in the game the more entertaining you are. I was worried that Carl was going to be annoying while trying to get the most views, but luckily the main character is quite likable. He absolutely hates anyone that has to do with running the game, and with good reason - they make money off if the deaths if billions of people. The game itself is being held together by duct tape, as the runners for this season of the game show are low on cash and doing everything as cheaply as possible. There is a recurring foot-fetish gag where the dungeon likes it when Carl kills things with his feet. It’s pretty weird and I wasn’t the biggest fan of it. Luckily, everyone in the book thinks it’s super weird also - it serves as one of the ways to tell that the AI running the game is slowly losing it (due to being a used system that was bought for cheap). The leveling up, new powers, and loot boxes are fun, as are all of the different levels that Carl has to battle through. The side characters are all pretty enjoyable as well. The only problem is the cast gets pretty huge as the series continues: at the start of book one there are two characters, Carl and Donut. At the end of book 5 there are something like 8 crawlers to keep up with, as well as other side characters not in the game. This leads to the other characters being way leas fleshed out as Carl and Donut, who actually have interesting character development (even if they only change a little). One of the most unfortunate casualties of this is Mordecai, Carl and Donut’s game guide. He does not get much development at all, and while he has a plot line of his own it is rarely added to. Hopefully he gets more time in the future books. As of right now, all he does is tell them how they should do something, they usually do something else, and then he yells at them and calls them idiots. It gets a little old. Also he makes them potions now, which is fine but he hasn’t really made any connections with anyone or developed at all. The other complaint I have is only in the fifth book i believe. Carl keeps talking about how there is a river raging in the back of his mind, and to be honest I have no idea what the heck he means. I think it rages when he’s mad about the game? But like yeah man, he’s always mad about that. Trillions of people are watching him and his friends suffer and die. It just felt kinda weird. Other than that, this series is a blast! If you are a fan of litRPGs or want to get into the genre, I highly recommend it. If you don’t know what litRPGs are and don’t care, it’s still a fun action-fantasy book, with a but if sci-fi thrown in occasionally. Just be ready for a bunch if video game lingo like leveling up (both the player and moves), quests, NPCs, bosses, and loot boxes.
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waltenfiled · 2 years ago
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title: again, please summary: Yet, Every inch of her soul felt pity as she withdrawaled at the reminder that in the midst of her rage; she had forgotten that she used to love him. OR, IN WHICH; Penelope Garcia has mixed feelings about Luke Alvez.
Penelope has always prouded herself on having a tight–nit schedule. 
She wakes up at 7 am in the morning without missing a beat, she has fun with her baking club at 8 am and gets on multiple soar maintenance calls the entire afternoon. After the calls? That was free reign for her to do whatever she wants. 
After, she sleeps at 12 pm. Sometimes , she doesn't always sleep at that time exactly, but It's always been like that for her. Always! so it still counts.
So to assume she wouldn't be upset at Luke Alvez—the least likely person to be on her ‘I want to see them knocking at my apartment door in the middle of the afternoon’ list—for derailing her schedule, would be an understatement. 
In fact, it would have be the biggest understatement of the century if she had a say in it. Which she did, she always did.
Because she was beyond upset. She was livid. “How dare you show your face here!” she whisper–screamed at him frantically, a harsh scowl on her face as she hit at his shoulder to express her frustration, finding satisfaction at the tiny ows she lured out of the built man as he stood stationary at her apartment door.
It took her a second to remember that her baking club were still there, making excellent sugar cookies and donuts with chocolate glaze! but It didn't take that long for her to get her baking babies, as she affectionately liked to call them, out of her apartment with the promise of a continued session in a later date.
It ached to wave them good bye as they disappointedly walk out her door, but she didn't really have a choice. She had to, just so she could talk business to stupid Luke Alvez. About something dumb.
The same Luke Alvez who ruins everything he touches, ever. Which included her, she thinks.
It didn't help that when she turned around, he was stuffing his face full with the hardwork of her buddy’s cookies! It wasn't even decorated! That was really just the icing on the cake. “Hey! Put that down. You better pay me for that—”
Luke coughed off guard, one eye closed adorably as his other eye peaked at her confused. “Wait what? I have to pay for these?” he questioned baffled.
Penelope sputtered, “Duh! Of course you do dummy!”
Sure, maybe it wasn't right of her to have kept on snapping at him the entire time they talked. But how couldn't she? Luke had been getting on her nerves more and more. 
But, really! He couldn't just walk in, persuade her to go back to the work she'd escaped from years ago in favour of a more healthier life, and be himself the entire time.nThe audacity of that man was the bane of her existence. She wanted to kill him.
Yet, Every inch of her soul felt pity as she withdrawaled at the reminder that in the midst of her rage; she had forgotten that she used to love him. 
She even dated him.
But she's glad that she was blinded with rage, because if she did remember, she would've kicked him out and slammed the door the moment his punchable face presented itself at her apartment's entrance.
Because if the love was still there, it would have been enough to destroy her, and she didn't want to think about that. Because the person she tried fraternizating with was in the same room as her, as handsome as ever, as killable as he was when he was nothing but Newbie to her. 
She didn't want to become a criminal.
It was dangerous. 
But Penelope Garcia is way too kind to kick anyone out of her apartment. Especially.. Ex–friends. Even more, kill them.
“Did you know that your office is still empty?” Luke quired softly, his voice overlapping with the progressively quickening taps of her laptop keys as she got lost in her thoughts, “all the people that try to fill in your place try to do it from home.” 
Penelope couldn't help but laugh at that, and at him, and really at the absurdity of everything. After an hour and fifteen minutes of not engaging in conversation, that's how he starts it off? Was he not aware that she was upset at him for the little stunt he pulled? Interrupting her baking lesson, then eating the sugar cookie of one of her student's without her permission?
And how much audacity he had to walk into her apartment and to pull her back into the hellish life of working in the FBI? After she finally got out of that painful cycle of friends being in danger all of the time, and her being in danger all of the time? That she was possibly going to be roped back in again and maybe she won't be able to make it out of it like she did 3 years ago this time?
Maybe she was more than a little livid at Luke Alvez. She was searing with anger—
“Why does that make me happy?” she replied giddily, an almost adoring smile as she continued typing away at her laptop with a new found purpose. She didn't know what, but she was enlightened. Almost.
Hate was still righteously sitting at the bottom of her heart, mind you, but she would be lying if she said she didn't enjoy the feeling of being reminded that she had set the bar too high for her spot; nobody could replace her as a tech analyst. 
She was too good, and that made her happy. 
Temporarily happy enough for her to pause her work without a second thought. An unfinished string of code flashing pink at her screen, by her own viewing pleasure, left behind in favour of looking at Luke. 
Eyes darting to his lips, then to his cheeks in an emberassed catch to herself and her dignity. She leaned in to land a quick kiss at his cheeks. She still hates Luke Alvez, she just likes being better than everyone.
“It makes me happy that I'm the best.” she worded purposely egotistical, a small smile on her face as Luke stared at her bewildered with a small smile of his own. A blush on his cheeks that rivaled hers.
And maybe was not the time to be thinking about this, but she might be falling again.
Don't get her wrong, she's still upset, but she can be kind. Just for a minute, though he's on thin ice.
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defiant-firefly · 11 months ago
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Oh yeah fun fact about those escape room games me and my mum have been playing: they make no fucking sense. Not in a 'we can't solve them' way, they're actually fairly easy (for me anyway but I think that's cause mum gets bored) but because the protagonist is a detective with stupid reasoning sometimes.
Mostly saying this because she got shot at and kidnapped (by the guy wearing the keffiyeh so like... yeah that's not helping her case here), ended up in a cabin in the woods, found this guy's camera in his backpack, and said one of the photos on it was suspicious. Two of the three photos were pretty sus. First one is of the protagonist and her friend (I think) investigating the disappearance of a woman at the petrol station from the previous chapter. It's from an angle that makes you think he was just camping out in the fucking trees to take this photo, so yeah that's a bit weird. The second is of the missing woman sitting on a bench reading a paper, taken from within the bushes. Pretty sus, right?
But it's the third one that gets logged as vital evidence. That's the one that makes the protag think there's more than one kidnapped woman here. Clearly, super important! So what was it?
A wedding photo. The culprit's wedding photo with a blond woman hugging him. She's wearing a flower crown that's part of a puzzle, but otherwise, that's it.
The protag thinks a wedding photo is more suspicious than a photo of a woman taken from within the bushes. The Arabic man can't have married a conventionally attractive woman! No villain like this has ever been married before! No no no that's just not right! She must have been kidnapped too and coerced into this! How cruel! /s obviously
Like. Come on. They could at least have made the woman look even remotely like she didn't want to be there if they were going for this. They're not even trying to be subtle about this.
The REAL fucked up thing about this man should be that to get into the attic, he has to pull down the mounted animal heads on the wall in the right order. And he had a fucking lightbulb in a draw that only opens when the guns in the rack are in the right places. And he didn't notice the distinct lack of boards over tha attic window when he pulled up outside. And his number plate combined with a fishing bait catalogue is the security pin for the basement door that unlocks from the inside where the victims are.
The more fucked up guy is the fisherman who locked his car jack behind a number code box. And the protagonist for spending like an hour solving puzzles to put out an engine fire rather than get the fisherman out the fucking car before it explodes.
The culprit is actually cool btw. He has a fucking secret cave behind a waterfall as a secret spot to hang out in after he kills someone. A secret cave!!! Behind a waterfall!!! With a comfy hammock in it!!! And he's trying to kill this dumb fuck protag!!! Sure he might be a murderer but I'd forgive him if he kills this racist, judgemental idiot that has to spend forever organising the box of donuts before she can take one, and locks her office phone inside a locked draw you can only open with the key from a safe, where the code is the amount of squares on the files in the cabinets she also has to organise before she can use them.
Like damn bitch, you live like this?
I get it's an escape room puzzle game, but like. There are some things that maybe just make your characters look insane if you make them puzzles ngl
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He' s a shit.
He's a shit of a shit.
He 's a shitty shit of a shit that's a shit.
He s a shit that is also a shit but he s also a shit.
He s a fucking shit.
He s a fucking shit of a shit of a shit
He's dumb.
He's dim.
He's slow.
He's fucking stupid.
He's so fucking stupid.
He doesn't know how to talk.
He doesn't understand simple things.
He's a half wit.
He's braindamaged.
He s an ass.
He s a fucking donut.
He's a twat.
A real assclown.
A chuckle fuck
A fuckle chuck.
He s a moron.
An idiot.
A buffoon.
A dunderhead.
A shitheal.
A cretin.
He s a broken and severely damaged ... thing.
He is a dumbfuck.
But his stupidity and buffoonery is not the main problem.
He lacks integrity. Bravery. Courage.
Worst of all he lacks competence and kindness.
He lacks basic human compassion.
He lacks basic compassion skills.
He s a fucknup.
He is a fuck. Up.
I m so tired of talking about him , seeing him and God I don't want to hear his fucking voice nor his stupid misuse of words.
He got a million people killed.
He got millions sick.
He got a whole bunch of our spies and secret agents killed.
And the worst part of him is ... he will continue to be a fuck up if we let him.
He will keep on fucking up. Until he gets even more people killed .
He has got to go.
And the rePbz that enabled him as well.
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castle-dominion · 2 years ago
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4x11 until death us do part
flirty BODY toxic waste XD at least he has a water bottle, these idiots never have water bottles. "forgot it" this is the saddest thing ever. esposito just watching in disgust I love it lmao they are so in love & it's nauseating like he said but it's also so cute. but the no solid food thing sounds dumb af.
JE: Well, I am looking forward to meeting some of Jenny's sorority sisters. I'm about to show them some of New York's finest. *does a dumb little dance* KR: Good, then I guess you won't care that Lanie's bringing a plus one. JE, looking sad af: Who? KR: Uh, I don't know. She just RSVPed “plus one”. JE: How can--? How can she already have a boyfriend? We just broke up. KB: Don't worry, Espo, I'm going alone, so if the sorority girls don't work out, I'll dance with you. Alexis wasn't invited as castle's family.
Castle is so right, if I have to die I'm going down happy. Unless I want to make less burden on the mortician bc I'm suicidal bc I'm a burden on ppl, then I'd probs go nakey. ALEXIS? birthday suit hit the fruit. JE: *concerned about some medical guy named antonio* KR: *yelling loud af out the window*
Ooh sexy classical music ew castle: Coldest hearted creature on earth. She lures an unsuspecting male, takes him into her web, and then the moment they culminate, as soon as he feels the ecstasy of achieving his biological destiny, [shup] she opens up her jaws and eats him alive. Ryan, softly saying to beckett: I'm glad I'm in a healthy relationship.
Ooh double identity! fun!
Lanie's phone records? is that illegal? *chokes on the green toxic waste* He's rly pretty btw. Nice tie, nice red vest, nice shirt+jacket+lapel pin. So many buttons on the cuff. & then esposito at least he is wearing smth with a collar. "I'll get you his name.." *eyes emoji*
He fell pretty hard too lmao. isn't that dead in ASL?
Remember who killed markiplier & he died a billion different ways? Maybe that was a different episode... Rick: Who's the date? Lanie: Rick: sry "you dog" he says to the dead guy
KR: Ms. Franklin, i—it seems that you weren't the only woman that-- that Mr. Bailey was, uh… with [good word] in the hours prior to his death. HF: Um, what you mean “with”? KR: Was there another woman in the hotel room with you? HF: I didn't think could get any more humiliating. KR: Was that a yes? HF: No, Detective. KR: Thank you. Oh, and you should know that our M.E. has been able to determine that Mr. Bailey was, uh, wearing a condom both times, so that's… [I mean yeah at least you don't have an std] HF: That makes it all better. [Holly gives Ryan an angry look and he walks away. Holly calls after him.] HF: Now I wished I pushed him!
Poor ryan, he is Not Eating All Fricking Week & esposito comes in with a donut (lmao cop stereotypes) this is so sad remember that incorrect quotes? "did u eat my powdered donut?" 'no' "then what's that white powder on you?" 'cocaine?' KR: blgahgh!
RC: Speaking of murder, what's the credit card for? How is that a speaking of which?
KB: Yeah, well, you haven't heard what I would do. RC: Yeah, I don't think I ever want to know. LITTLE MISS HOMICIDE DETECTIVE Beckett's eyes just Widen My brother: hahaha look at Ryan. You can see his eyes go all the way around the room. *whisper yells* ryan, Ryan Riyaaan!!! Look at ryan's pretty tie there. hehe.
How did they GET all these women? I thought he was just sleeping with them not actually dating them all... & he wasn't lying to them abt his name but he still could have been lying about everything else.
RC: That's a big month. Taking a leave from work and your girlfriends. KR: And his apartment. *shakes evidence bags & his toxic water he's so cute omfh* & esposito is wearing basically the shirt I wore the other day except I actually embroidered mine to look cool. JE: That's a lot of cake. Me: what? KR: Why do you have to call it cake? I-it's money. It's a lot of money. It's about 60 grand. That's a really good fake id...
Wow that really messed up the meeting lol This man has a really really fancy tie but I don't like it.
lmao a wrench & an opened up paperclip? You want two paperclips or two wrenches hun. I thought she was just jewish lol I didn't realize it was an airline insignia woah former isralei military now that's experience
KR: Ahh. Jenny just texted me Lanie's plus one. Name is Toby Lang. JE: What? All right. Let's check this punk out. [Esposito types the name into his computer. Toby Lang MD pops up.] JE: Doctor Toby Lang? The guy's the chief administrator at St. Samuel's Hospital. Big job. KR: Lanie did her residency there, didn't she? JE: Yeah. KR, happygolucky: Good looking guy. JE: *eyeroll* KR: *looks down* JE: Played college hoops at Kentucky? Groundbreaking cancer research, are you kidding me? Put me down for plus one. KR: Jenny already did the tables. JE: >:( KR, immediately backtracking: What about her sorority sisters? *does that weird little dance brushing off his jacket* JE: Dude, I'm not showing up solo when she's bringing Captain America over here. *jabs the computer screen* KR, willing to upset his wife's placecards for his best friend: Okay. I'll talk to Jenny. But her mom is gonna need a name for that place card.
She said whom captions said who.
Perfect timing lol They would not have done it where there were cameras right in front of it These randos bested an ex-military flight attendant huh
Ryan is so smart: KR: Hey, tech just got the plate number off the kidnappers car. KB: I thought that the plates weren't visible on the ATM footage. KR: Ah, they weren't. But I found a traffic cam up the block where they were. I was also wondering where esposito was KR: In the break room trying to score his plus one. KB, through the wall: Espo! Let's go! JE: *looks up at Beckett and his hand slips on the espresso machine, spraying his potential plus one with steamed milk. The cop squeals in surprise and Esposito hands her a napkin on his way out.* Sorry. I gotta-- I gotta go.
RC: Hey, relax, man. It happens to a lot of guys. You get a little exited, lose control of your steamer. JE: (poor muzzle control. At least they let him mkick in the door) WHOA MOSTLY NAKEY OK THEN Lol I remember getting so many black eyes & nosebleeds from my san dien guan. classical music <3
exstalktion lmao castle rattling off crews before they reveal they are "pickup artists" 12%... oh wait this was back when milfs were not loved by tumblr Pablo Barnes: Then I see that she's got a ring on her finger. She's a married chick. We stay away from married chicks. KB: 'Cause you're so ethical. (other room) Max Landon: pf! No. They're just trouble. But he doesn't care. He's all in on her.
Authorizing huh? I like how espt is taking notes for the case but is totally taking them for himself. m-swing? heisman? Butterjob? *ryan looks over at espt taking these notes, I think he's asking "what are you doing" with his hand* Yank & chain reversal Bailey ultimatum? ew yucky
Holy crap it is a ledger & the prop team actually filled it! zebra trap? *boys get a little too close in the face* (this scene from the transcript) [23:54, INT. PRECINCT, BULLPEN - NIGHT] [Castle flips through Mike's "ledger".] RC: It's literally hundreds of women that Bailey slept with. KB: Or so he claims. JE: Seems legit to me. Most of these shots are pretty racy. [Esposito leans in close to see the ledger over Castle's shoulder.] RC: All with nicknames and dates. "June 9, 2010 Carnal Carrie. June 12, 2010 Mesmerizing Marjan." JE: Mmm. [Castle turns his head & ends up within kissing distance of esposito, then backs away from Esposito's face.] RC: Whoa. JE: Sorry.
KR: Really? This impresses you? These women are pathetic for falling for this guy. And Bailey? Bailey was just a--a con man and a liar. KB: Thank you. At least there is one real man amongst us. inconsistency with the book being open & closed but I don't care. it's fine.
RC: Beckett, when exactly did Ryan and Jenny start dating? [weird how ryan is is last name] KB: Mm, I think it was around 2009. She got him that ugly tie for their two week anniversary. [I remember that episode] So, I think Easter April. RC: Meaning, by May 2009, they'd been dating a month. KB, disinterested: Yeah. Why? RC: ... RC, uncomfortable: Bailey's May 20, 2009 entry. [Castle flips the book around to show Beckett.] KB: Oh, my gosh. That's Jenny. [that's a big picture compared to the others] RC: (whisper) Not just Jenny. "Gyrating Jenny".
esposito making eyes at work. so dumb sometimes. then again I'm a lesbian I was dating my first partner for a month before we realized it
JE: I think I like this place, partner. [calls him partner <3] KR: Dude, you're a cop. This is a Midtown bar. Women here, they're looking for lawyers and bankers. JE: I bank. [yeah bud, you use a bank] *Ryan chuckles* KR: Well, you are on your own. I'm getting married on Sunday. [he's so smiley] JE: Exactly. So, this is your last chance to be my wingman, [yk that's cute] help me get a plus one. [ah yes] KR: *drops his notebook in his lap* JE: I think I'm gonna try an M-swig. [lmao from the pickup artists] KR: Dude, you can't be serious. JE: What, are you thinking butter job? [no esposito he was not saying you can't be serious about the m swing he was saying you can't be serious about this silly thing right before his wedding] *Ryan bites his lips trying not to say anything* ew writes really big like that? You probably go through notebooks hella fast then.
Castle doing dishes lmao forbes top 400 no f'ing wonder But these people aren't in his book so...
I feel like you /should/ tell ryan but big bro brought up what happened in m*a*s*h If it's more than 2 you can't say both anymore. it's the 21st century people sleep with other people before marriage. (reminds me of that incorrect quote I read for aftg: Nicky "what's your body count?" neil 'idk like 30' nicky "neil you slut" neil 'wait we were talking about sex? I'm a virgin.' Nicky "WAIT WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY 30?") especially that early on, like... I mean they had a fortnightversary tie gift so they must have really liked each other but I thought "what if they were just dating a bunch of different people but kept coming back on a date with this one person so we decided to make it official" but that doesn't fit with the two week gift. I mean I would suggest talking to jenny herself
goes by jd, so cute RC: So, who was the wingman, the grandpa or the kid? She's not just skipping out on her dad she's skipping out on ryan. except that she wasn't invited in the first place she's a plus one so who cares.
oh my goodness 2:30 in the morning? that's late af when you have work the next day! At least esposito looks good in his bisexual layers, leather jacket, hoodieWAIT trans headcanon except for yk military but shush. See? & that's how you carry your coat. Ryan is soooo pretty. He doesn't have an engagement ring tho rn which I think is cool ig bc he can wingman easier... I am sure that I have seen this clip around so I don't feel the need to record it except that I do. Great fight scene but poor ryan he is starving.
you always email yourself, have you never had a job or been in high school? corporate sexpionage
I think that the writer couldn't come up with a joke so had castle say "there's a penetrating enemy lines joke here" either that or they were all too dirty for tv. pretty pretty sweater. KR: The only reason you guys didn't run into her at Global Twelve Consolidated is that we're still holding her. Lmao they were holding her & that's why she wasn't there that's literally what he said but I just found it funny I can't wait for ryan to faint while on the case.
Is this lunch or supper chinese food? lil bro just said gold frankincense & myrhhder should be a castle episode so now I'm goingto write a fanfic based on it. I was just going to quote the first bit but then there was more & I could not find a good place to stop. KB: There's too big a pool of possible marks that Bailey could have slept with. JE: Yeah, uh…speaking of that. You know…Ryan's my boy, [<3]so I gotta tell him about Jenny and Bailey. [Beckett gives Castle a look.] RC: You only told me I couldn't tell Ryan. KB: (sigh) Look, Espo, I appreciate your point of view, but the guy hasn't eaten in a week and a half, and after that doughnut incident, I don't-- [yeah she's right now is not the time to handle it, but then again I said they should tell jenny & she has also not eaten for a week & a half.] *Ryan enters and stares at the Chinese food sitting on the table. He gingerly picks up a file from the center of the boxes* KR: I'll just take these back to my desk. [bc he doesn't want to be around food, poor guy, brings up my DE days] JE: Sit down, bro. KR: What? *looks around* What? *sits down* KR: Why do you guys look so serious? JE: You should…eat something. KB: Yeah. Look hungry. You've got the posture of a feral cat. KR: Guys, I made a sacred vow to the woman I love… RC: *moves a takeout box towards Ryan* KR: Is that Mushu pork? [Esposito continues chowing down the food.] JE: (muffled) Yes. It is delicious. Come on, bro, just eat. [Ryan grabs the food from Castle and digs in, groaning in pleasure.] KR: (muffled) you're not kidding about this Mushu pork. Come on! JE: Right? KR: (muffled) Would you pass the spring rolls, please? JE: Yeah. So… *passes the box* JE: You know how we all love Jenny, right? KR: Yeah, what about her? JE: Well, it's just that…that ledger of Bailey's… KR, interrupting: Hey, is she in that? I've been meaning to ask, but I have been having these--these memory lapses. [which is so not ok, esp for a detective] Mm, pass the fried rice? RC: Yeah. *hands Ryan the box* RC: So, you've known all along? KR: No. I was telling Jenny about Javi's antics last night. [first names bc this was javi not esposito] *Beckett gives Esposito a look.* KR: And we got to talking about the case, and she told me that she met Bailey at a bar a month or so after we started out. JE: She told you about that???? KR: (chuckles) Yeah. She had no idea that he was some kind of professional pickup artist. Ha! RC: And you're not upset at all? KR: I'm-- um… *looks around* it's not like we were exclusive. [points for the polyam o'ryspolly hcs.] Mm, is that Mongolian beef? *Beckett smiles at Esposito and Castle's reactions. An officer enters. She hands Ryan a note.* Di: Here you go. KR: Thanks, Di. *Ryan reads the note.* KR: Oh! Get this. [he's been so happy since putting food in his mouth.] So, I've been trying to figure out where else Bailey might've been staying for the past month, and when we got onto his corporate spying for Global Twelve Consolidated, I looked into their corporate housing. KB: That's-- a great idea. RC: Yeah. Why didn't I think of that? [yeah, esp since he's the one starving himself.] KR: Turns out Mike Bailey has been checked into the Oaks on Park Avenue for the last month under his alias, Jake Hendricks. KB: Well, what are you sitting around for? *Ryan gets up quick & excited but hesitates as he reaches back for some food.* KR: Uh, do you mind if I take a spare rib? *Castle hands Ryan a takeout box.*
lil bro: maybe it's dr parish bc she deals with people who perish
First names but as someone with a mispronounced name I hate when they call him javieérre with three syllables & a big r instead of javyer' with two (& a half) syllables & a tapped r.
"yeah I bet" lmao
should have been the guy then it should have been the lawyer & then it was some rando.
Ryan eating a donut again <3 he's alive! & he is using a tissue to protect his hands<3 KR: haha, I'm just glad I'm out of the game. RC: The games are only beginning for you, my friend. KB: Hey, so what's up with your plus one? JR: Oh, it's on. That's all I'm saying.
marriage love marriage love wedding I can't believe it I'm so happy for him
[Esposito stands with a gorgeous woman taller than he is (at least in heels). Lanie enters with her doctor date.] JE: Lanie, hey. LP: Hello, Javier. This is Toby. TL: Pleased to meet you. JE: Yeah, you too. This is Jody. LP: Nice to meet you. Jody: Pleasure. Excuse me, I need to find the ladies' room. *Lanie watches Jody saunter off.* TL: Um, you two talk. I'll get us seats. LP: Thank you, Toby. JE: Toby, huh? LP: What do you mean, "Toby, huh"? JE: I don't know, you tell me. LP: You and I broke up two months ago. So, unless you thought I'd joined a convent, you need to take a step back. [Yeah bud two months is not "we just broke up" but it is a short amount of time in some ways] JE: So, you two serious now? LP: Yeah, we're serious. About dancing. [I loooove dancing, that's how ogdoch got together, I know plenty of people who aren't lovers but are dance partners, I love going to Métis fiddle dances, I can't wait to learn more swing, I've had enough salsa but I could always go for more, I have hade more than enough ballroom dancing but I wouldn't mind more as long as it's fun...] LP: That's why his boyfriend let me borrow him. Besides, I figured I'd need somebody to keep my company while you flirted with all of Jenny's sorority sisters. JE: Toby's boyfriend? *points back to the doctor* LP: And I seem to recall you here with the center for the New York Liberty. JE: She's my cousin. I heard you were coming with a date, so I thought I had to have somebody… you look great, you know. LP: Yeah, I know. JE: Can I show you to your seat? LP: That would be nice. *Lanie takes Esposito's arm and they enter the church.* they are so cute. I recently in my normal watch heard lanie mention the occasional booty call which I think is hilarious, & then a more recent ep was the valentine's ep & I think it was soooo cute.
they are not together? I can't believe it, caskett are too good together. Tho tb beckett doesn't look super great rn. He looks so happy! & she snaps a photo! Ohhhhhh uwu uwu they hug & kiss but then castle & esposito are so boring barely even shaking his hand He's getting married today! He is getting married to the love of his life (besides his other partner) & he is so happy & in love! becks preventing him from turning around esposito is one of the groomsmen I'm assuming on his right our left is nolan jenny's half brother but who the heck is the guy on the other side?
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the-firebird69 · 2 years ago
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Here are a few factors that are leading up to things happening the morlock one our son to the mall and they want to bother him and torture him and torment him and walk him around and they say they get stuff. And what they're doing is going after Max and they're saying that going after us they try and find people like us that match up too so we have to be there. Then father doing this for years and they're almost done and they can't get out and are trapped here by tanks and are doing it. And I'm trying to get kidnapped victims and it makes sense but they're slow and crappy technique it's still what's being deployed and it's because they're women are stupid. And the causing this to happen and they don't understand what time it is and their fruitcakes to begin with lots of them and our son says matter how he knows and she's one of the women who is where Jenna sometimes knows she said she does and then you people are dog s*** for sitting there not understanding something so basic but that's who's doing it and they're going to March around today say they won something in fact they're causing more problems then good for their people and they should try and get out and they can't and it's going to be like a hostage situation where they're held here and their people are hit because of them and it's been going on anyways there's a visit from the ambulance here about 10 times a day in the neighborhood and most of your people who are leaders are dying all day long and he doesn't want you around if he was stupid and you shouldn't be because really you're dumb people. And you're not going to be here shortly because of this idiot who's speaking right now thrown you under the bus tons of times because he doesn't understand how computers work and he doesn't understand how mega computers work and you can't build one that actually functions correctly and admits it openly yet that's why he was having you all killed by circumstances and machinations of his own which is not really true he's not good at it he had a lot of other people pitch in those people pitched in took his computer program each and every one of them where you are is a pile of losers and you look it you don't understand what we're saying most of the time so horrible way to die like a stupid animal
You at each other kill each other for us sitting there in cesspool thinking you like it saying you like it it don't matter to me I can kill you anyways
The sun said the last paragraph to the bunch in the legislative meeting as a Chinaman and this sort of get it it's kind of funny cuz I don't understand it at all and they're sitting there working their own donut. We have a lot more going on here these people are not aware yet even though they live in a holocaust building most of them do at this time and that's a sign from the max we understand and some of their spies have gotten the information that's what the max are saying to go after your idiots and hold you there until they can get rid of you and that's what they plan to do no they're doing it right now believe it or not you moved into a vinyl hell. Boy that stuff stinks it makes you sick and like the first day people feel sick and then vomiting and stuff and it's from off-gassing of that vinyl you can seal it but it's going to make it worse it's going to just rot instead of drying out.
-there's a giant number of them they were going to seal it and he came up with a window idea and he said Garth has it later tonight and it works sales start doing it and said wow you said you close it when you leave and it's going to dry out faster you open it and you get all the DLCs out and they're starting to do it and they figured out something even when we're not here so they turned it on and off really it's what happens but it's gross that they can't figure out the code some of them can but it's horrible cuz they're stuck here with a bunch of idiots entrance to a fight it's like no this means this to Trump and you still can't get it cuz his computers do you do them he chose that path on purpose to avoid detection and stupid cuz Tommy Evans doing it to him and tell me if has them say in these lines and you can see it in public so I can't let you see it that's often die a****** so got very serious this guy has to die this next door and it's Trump cuz he can't even tell him and then figured it out he goes around don't try and tell me that
Tommy f is using it as a threat so we're going after him cuz he's an imbecile
-there's a major plan that's playing is not going to work it never works and we can't allow him to do it it's exactly what our son said it was in the beginning of all this he said it seems the Terminator movie was created and started because of this idiot and it was enabled to be created by him because it's his plane believe it or not it's backwards and he had worked on getting it out there and he knew that there was something fishy about this fish cuz he calls Joe Watts a fish cuz he acts like one so going after him very hard and we do admit if anybody is supporting him for any reason they are going to be in a lot of trouble and we me and you people here too this guy is wanted by everybody on Earth for crimes against humanity and he is a cheese dog at best you know drive you in but you'll be a goner
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Thor Freya
Thank you Zeus
Hera
You're welcome Hera
Zues
We thank you both it's way too much work for you but you did it and we're going to get your stuff
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suna-reversed · 4 years ago
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JJK || awkward s*x moments vol.2
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gojo, nanami, yuuji, megumi, toji, sukuna, choso, naoya
all characters are aged up || minors DNI
warnings/tags: [intended lowercase], mentions of: cockwarming, period sex, semi-public sex, dirty talk, oral (m.receiving), riding, drunk sex
unrelated but everyone needs to see this masterpiece
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gojo: started dirty talking while using the name of his favourite sweets, “oh my, sweet little donut, I’m gonna fill up with my cream” or “oh yeah baby, suck on my popsicle juice just like that” the last straw was him referring to your nether lips as a “layered croissant he will devour” before you banned him from speaking in bed😐
nanami: had you sitting on his lap, cockwarming him while he did some work. you tried to tease him and made a comment about how attractive he looked in his glasses; he tried to sensually take them off and put it on you but ended up almost poking out an eyeball and getting his dick half bent as you almost fell off his lap while trying to rush to the bathroom to check your eye
yuuji: you had been in the middle of an anime marathon which had led to an intense make out session and eventually to him taking you from behind on the couch. only problem was that the television was still on and yuuji got so lost in the pleasure that he subconsciously started humming and singing along to what was playing in the background while still messily thrusting into you. and that is why you can never listen to “shinzou wo sasageyo” the same way again😭
megumi: the first time you stayed over at his apartment led to some extremely messy sex, both of you drunk out of your minds as he suppressed your mouth with his hand and tried to make the least movement possible to keep yuuji from hearing across the wall. you’d assume that you two did a pretty sneaky job. instead, yuuji was terrified as he walked in on his best friend and his girlfriend going right at it in the living room like bunnies, with the lights on and windows open. turns out, you never made it megumi’s bedroom and it wasn’t your mouth that his hand covered, it was greasy pizza leftover yuuji had been saving😀
toji: he’s horny but also an impulsive idiot, meaning you need to be the one to carry condoms at all times because you never know when this man will try something. for once, he seemed very smug about taking you in a bathroom stall at a party as he assured you he was the one carrying protection, “let me spoil you sometimes too” only for him to go ahead and pull the cheapest brand of condoms, a slobbery dildo, and mint (god knows why); all out of his worm’s mouth😍
sukuna: you were drunk and on your knees, and thought it’d be the smoothest thing to ask “can i sukuna?” “can i sukuna what, brat?” “can i sukuna DEEZ NUTS?” you thought you were hilarious but only ended up choking around his cock while he contemplated whether good head was worth keeping you alive😐
choso: he was honestly the most sweetest and reassuring when it came to sex but you wanted to try something new and he agreed to your wishes. so there you were later that night, tied up as he spanked you from behind while thrusting into you. only to your bad luck, it was the same day your period decided to come early and you were notified about it from the loudest most high pitched scream you’ve ever heard. you had to spend 30 minutes calming down a shaking choso who thought he was killing you with his dick😭
naoya: “i can change him! who cares if he thinks women are useless, he can use me as his stupid dumb wife hehe!” *cue you crying because his balls smell like an overfilled dumpster and you’re sure you saw some thick mouldy white growth on the underside of his cock which was definitely not pre-cum*
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yourlocalmikankinnie · 2 years ago
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If requests are open, can you do the traing trio helping a insecure S/O?
Sure!! Thank you for requesting, Chiaki!
Characters: Kaito, Maki, and Shuichi
Made one with poly as well!
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Kaito:
He hasn't been all inscure himself but he absolutely wants to help. His dumbass would suggest let's take this as a opportunity to work out! Whatcha say?" And is completely okay if you don't want to. (If he gives you more stress and stuff, tell Maki and she'll deal with him 🤭).
If you wanna just hang out alone or with just him he's absolutely fine with that! He'll give you space if needed but tells you to call him (if outside of the killing game) if you need anything. Wither it be food, drinks, maybe a book you wanted to get, you want it? He gets it 😼.
Maki:
She doesn't know how to comfort someone pretty much at all but she absolutely loves you so you bet your sweet and adorable self that she's gonna man up and comfort you 🥺😡.
She asks if you wanna do something and depending on what you choose, she'll do anything! If you want to just go sleep and snuggle she will. Sure, she'll blush so red it's almost the color of her scrunchies/huge donut looking hair ties and say she doesn't like it while stuttering but hey, she does love it.
Shuichi:
Bro he's like "same😭" momentarily before rushing to you and asking what you would like from him. If you want space, he'll leave and come check on you every like 10 minutes.
He brings back a ton of stuff when you give him the okay to come back. He loves you and has no problem punching the tiny bitch- I mean Kokichi if his ass bothers you!
Poly:
They never wanna see you upset or inscure so they happily (or as happily as they can *COUGH MAKI COUGH* be) take care of you and what you wanna do. If you would like them to get stuff for you, have it be done in no less than 2 hours because Kaito got his ass lost in the store🥺.
Maki makes sure Kaito doesn't do dumb shit or SAY dumb shit so she's obviously mama bear 😍 Shuichi just kinda is there comforting you while they "fight" and is letting you use his lap as a pillow while you guys eat some of the snacks they got 😼 Shuichi rubs his hand on your stomach (if your comfortable with that) and tells you that there's nothing to be inscure of. Because even with your flaws, your still the person they choose and love.
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marshmallows2345 · 3 years ago
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coming clean (antonio dawson x fem! reader)
Content Warning: Drug addiction, drug withdrawl, mentions of rehab, antonio being an absolute gem
requested by @rosaliedepp -i slightly changed the plot a little but it is still the same general idea
a/n: if you’re struggling with addiction, please get help. you are not alone and you can get better. i’m here if you need support. also, i hope that i handled this subject well and respectfully.
you owed everything to him.
he took a chance on you, put his career, his professional relationships, everything was risked on you.
you made the best of it.
detective antonio dawson was a good man. he wasn’t like other cops, as cliché as that sounded. sure, he busted you for using and possession. he had to. but instead of booking you, he gave you another chance. he gave you a chance at life.
the interrogation room was cold, dark, and made your hair stand on end. your back was rigid against the metal chair as he circled you like a lion going after his prey. your body twitched, needing a fix. all you wanted was to get your hands on some cocaine and get out of the freezing cold precinct.
“you’re looking at 20 years, y/n,” he said as he sat back down across from you. “but a deal can be arranged if you give up your dealer.”
“i can’t. i-i-i can’t. he’s gonna kill me.”
“we can get you protection. and if you want, i can help get you clean.”
you raised your eyebrow and looked up at him.
“you-you would do that?”
“you have to give up your dealer.”
you thought about it; this was risky. you could die if your dealer found out. but you had been thinking about getting clean. it would help you get work, be a functioning member of society. you just couldn’t afford it. to hear the option being offered…it was too good to pass up. you made some dumb decisions in your life, but this was not going to be one of them.
“i’ll do it. i’ll tell you everything. whatever you need. just help me get clean.”
it had been a year since then. you had gotten into rehab with antonio’s help, and be fore you went in, he had given you his number to call if you needed help. rehab was difficult. it was, at times, almost torturous, and there were times you wanted to relapse. but you pushed through. you made it through treatment, alive, and you started to see the light at the end of the tunnel. there was hope for you, hope for your future.
it had been two months since you were out of rehab, and you were completely clean. you were working at an actual job, as a cashier at a dunkin’ donuts. it may not have been the most glamorous job, but it was a good start. you were living a life, clean and sober. you started to feel better, now that you weren’t focused on getting a fix all the time.
being sober wasn’t easy. there were still times when you wanted to get a fix, but you knew better. you couldn’t go back to how it was. when you were using cocaine, your body and your mind were struggling. but something in your brain wanted to use again. the urge was too strong for you to fight it on your own. so, you picked up the phone and called him.
“detective dawson, who is this?”
“it’s me, detective, y/n. i-i know we haven’t spoken in a while, but i need help.”
“what’s going on?” he asked, and you could hear the concern in his voice.
“i-i’ve been clean for two months, and the urge is back, and it’s so strong, i didn’t know who else to call, i just need help to fight this.”
“okay. i can help you. do you want to meet me at a diner or at your place or..”
“come over, please?”
in about fifteen minutes, you heard a knock at your door, and you went to open it. antonio was outside and he said,
“hey, y/n.”
“detective, i-i’m sorry, i just needed someone and you said-“
“i told you, if you needed help, you call me.”
“come in, please?”
you let him in, closing the door behind him before turning to him, chewing on your nails. he came over to you and pulled your hand away from your mouth.
“hey, hey,” he softly said as he looked at you with understanding eyes. “it’s okay. this is normal. you were using for a while, right?”
“yeah, yeah.”
“you’ve been clean for two months. that’s a big step, and you should be proud of that.”
you weren’t even thinking when you pulled him in for a hug. when everyone else shunned you, antonio gave you help and hope. and now he was here for you when you needed a friend the most. when his arms wrapped around you, you let everything out in the form of sobs. antonio knew that you were lonely; you didn’t have many friends and your family had shunned you. you needed support, and he was willing to give it to you.
“you’re strong, y/n. you’re gonna get through this. recovery’s not linear, and this urge is just part of the process.”
you nodded as you wiped your eyes. pulling away, you went to your fridge and you mentally smacked yourself. there was no food; you’d forgotten to go shopping.
“i brought some snacks for you,” antonio said, gesturing to the plastic bag on the table.
you hadn’t even noticed he left a bag there; you were too focus on having a friend to comfort you. he went over and handed you a small bag of pretzels, saying,
“eat something. i saw that fridge. it’s bare.”
you opened it and started eating, grateful for antonio and his generosity. he watched you with a caring smile, one that let you know that you weren’t alone. no other man had treated you with such kindness, and you had no way to repay him.
“thank you,” you said as you threw out the empty bag when you finished it. “thank you. i-nobody’s ever been this kind to me before.”
antonio’s heart broke at that statement. ever since he met you, he could tell that you had a hard life. you didn’t tell him; he just knew. his intuition was right; your family wasn’t the best at all, you had been in bad relationships constantly, and now you were alone. life wasn’t kind to you, and he saw that. but he wanted to show you that it didn’t have to be all bad. life could be good as well.
“it’s getting late,” you said. “you should go.”
“you sure? i can stay if you want.”
you knew better than to lie to him.
“can you stay?”
“of course. i’ll take the couch.”
“no,” you said, mentally kicking yourself for protesting so quickly. “i can’t let you do that. we can share the bed, if you’re comfortable. i just…i really don’t want to be alone right now.”
“i understand. come on, let’s head to bed.”
you led him to your bedroom, and you crawled into bed, letting your body relax into the mattress. the bed dipped next to you as antonio slid in with you. almost instinctively, you moved closer to him. he didn’t push away, and he let you make yourself comfortable.
“sleep well, y/n,” he said, before you fell asleep.
when you woke up, you found yourself cuddled up to antonio. he was already awake, scrolling on his phone quietly so he didnt wake you.
“good morning,” he murmured in the sexiest voice you had ever heard.
“hi,” you said before registering the fact that you were actually cuddled up to him. “oh, i’m so sorry, i,” you said, pulling away, but being brought back down by antonio.
“no, no. it’s okay,” he cut you off as you nestled yourself back on his chest. “i don’t mind.”
it was comforting. he still smelled of his cologne, warm and musky with notes of whiskey and smoke. you moved up to be closer to him and he said,
“everything okay?”
“yeah, just…i dunno. you’re comfortable.”
antonio smiled to himself as he turned onto his side to look at you. you felt him brush a lock of hair out of your face and your cheeks burned at the gesture of affection.
“i’m proud of you.”
“why?”
“you turned your life around. you’re doing good, y/n. you’re two months clean, and you’re staying out of trouble.”
“thanks, detective.”
“antonio. call me antonio.”
“antonio, thank you.”
“y/n, there’s, there’s something i wanna ask you, and i don’t know if there’s ever been a better time.”
“what is it?”
“i, uh, i wanna take you out. on a date.”
“antonio,” you breathed, caught completely off guard. “i…i don’t know what to say.”
“you don’t have to say anything, but i just wanted to ask. i-“
“yes. yes i would love to,” you said, pushing yourself up so your nose just gently brushed his. “so much.”
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boiling-potato · 2 years ago
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ok but imagine the original trickster meeting swap meztli! like they'd be so confuse on why the other is acting like they don't want to be in their presence when in there universe they're constantly annoying eachother... like WHAT???? XD
Well since I have a little bit of time on my hands I really want to write this just because it sounds hilarious! Hahah! So here it is Anon! Hope you like it!! 🫴^w^ 🫴✨✨
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Characters: Meztli (@aesopsbaby 's oc!!) And Trickster
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Creator's note: Thank you so much for this request Anon!! I really enjoyed writing this! Also please keep in mind I don't own Meztli! Meztli belongs to it's rightful owner (@aesopsbaby !!) My dear friend! ^^
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A strange encounter
Trickster turns into an alleyway, pressing her back on the wall, making sure the shadow of the building completely engulfs her whole body like a blanket, not making a sound. She waited and then she heard it, "Girly! Where are you?" She then saw the person she was avoiding came into view, but he didn't seem to notice her in the shadow of the alleyway and kept calling her name while looking around aimlessly.
Trickster has been avoiding Meztli in any way that she can, but Meztli doesn't seem like he's going to give up anytime soon. "Why can't he just leave me alone?" Trickster thought, sighing, visibly annoyed by the boy's stubborn attitude.
Trickster then notices that he seems to accept that he lost her and proceeds to search in another area. Once trickster made sure that he was out of sight, she signed, relieved that she finally got him out of her back... At least for a while. She doesn't know how she keeps meeting him; it just happens, whether out of bad luck or the..... creator..
She then looked at the direction that Meztli went, then stepped out of the alleyway heading in the opposite direction. 'Oh my goodness! I haven't even noticed how hungry I am! I'll just get some donuts or churros on the way, and maybe even a strawberry milkshake while I'm a-' Trickster was then cut out of her thoughts when a stranger, who in a glimpse looks like they're in a rush, bumbs Trickster on the side, causing her to fall on the sidewalk because of the sudden impact.
"Oh goodness! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to do that! " The stranger extended a hand for Trickster to take, and she gladly accepted it, "Oh don't worry! It's fine! It's my fault, I wasn't paying attention to where I'm-" trickster paused, finally looking at the stranger, the immediate drop on their faces when they looked at each other.
Meztli!? It's Meztli!! But... Why is he talking like that? He never says sorry either. Didn't he... Why does he look so different? Trickster thought He still looks the same, but his hair looks a little bit different and he wasn't wearing his usual blindfold and the weird vail like thing on his face. He only had a sunglass on top of his head and he looks just as confused and shocked as Trickster. It took them a while before the "Meztli" in front of Trickster glared at her, "Oh hell no! How the hell do you keep finding me, Trickster? I swear to God if you take one step closer to me, I'm going to fucking kill you! "
...
Trickster? He never calls Trickster by her tittle. She gave him a "did you snort crack or something?" face.
"I'm sorry, but why would you assume that I want to go near you? Also, did you change your appearance just for this dumb joke or what? Because I don't see the punch line.. "
Trickster said, tilting her head in confusion. "Meztli" looked even more confused than she did. ".. What the fuck are you talking about? I was going to ask you the same thing. Also, why are you talking like that? Is this some sort of prank? Are you talking like that to me just to confuse and mess with me? "
Uhhhh Trickster is speechless. She can see the visible and genuine reaction in this Meztli's eyes and that made her even more confused.
Meztli looked at Trickster, waiting for her to say sike or to burst out laughing, but... it never came. Now Meztli is becoming more suspicious of the girl in front of her. She looks flabbergasted, keeping eye contact while finding the right words to say.
.
.
.
"Oooookaayy," she said, finally breaking the silence. She then started walking, passing him and not even looking back at the supposed "friend" that she knew, and frankly, she just didn't want to.
Meztli, however, looked back at Trickster walking away, not knowing whether to stop her or just to let it be. He looked at her again and sighed. He just chose not to. I mean, what can he say anyway? If this was a prank just to confuse him, then it totally worked. His common sense is saying it's just a prank, but her reaction is telling him otherwise, and if it's not a prank, then who is she?
"What the hell did I eat this morning?" He thought.
"Oh hey Trickster! How are you?" Luke greeted, looking at the person who just entered his childhood friends house. Trickster didn't respond but just walked towards the couch and sat besides Lunie who looked at her confused. "Your being uncharacteristically un-responsive.. what's wrong??" Trickster didn't look back at her, she just started at nothing then for a while she finally broke the silence "Can.... can a person hallucinate while knowing that it's not really a hallucination?"
"Wut-
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