#HOW DO I DRAW THIS BICH

[sunriozz]

silly sketch attempt of miah. i do not like it.

[mako-the-zora]

imma rant a lil, you can skip this lol

ya know what i hate? when in writing a romance they use the fact of being a man or a woman as a personality trait.

Like of course being a gender or another is going to shape your experience of the world, how people see you how you see yourself, I'm not talking about that.

I mean things like, you know when they describe a characters as "being a man with needs".... are you an animal???? I'm sorry it's just- or describing features as "masculine" or "femenine" like hands, or other body parts like...

Maybe it's just me, but referring to one's gender when it's not like a commentary of their environment, or like a struggle or something like that it's not needed.

Like reminding the reader of their gender.... like that shapes their relationship on some tipe of way, no ok, i like this two characters that have a deep bond but at the end of the day are people with their own hopes and dreams and fears, that's why i want them to be happy together, i like seeing characters connect and understand each other.

And frankly seeing two deeply complex characters being reduced as "man" and "woman" it's just- and it's always portrayed as "every woman wants this" or "every man wants that", no dude, not EVERYBODY wants something because they are the same gender.

And i know this is mainly done in smutty stories, but dude- I've read a lot of stories that don't fall into that, you know how easy is to explain a character wants to bone another until morning because they love them so much, and they love how bright their smile is, how soft their body is, love that mole in their shoulder, insted of like "im a man and she's a beautiful woman, so of course i wanna bone her, like any man would!" like WHAT THE HELL.

like just the fact that those statements erase any queer identity makes my blood boil.

Like i know I'm reading a "straight" romance i guess, but that doesn't make queer people disappear. like im aroace right, and every time i come across a story that is like "everybody has and wants sex haha" im like SHUT UUUUP and i know those statements are often played for shits an giggles but it's still annoying, you can just say x character wants to have sex because they are their own person with their own desires.

yes this is mainly about zelink fanfiction, look I'm not gonna hate in any author who writes fanfic ever, but I'm gonna bich about tropes i see repeated time an time again.

like how can you make link (a purposefully androgynous character, that dressed in femenine clothes and blushed when is refered as "a cute girl") your typical macho-man.

the amount of fics ive seen making link EMBARRASSED or even ANNOYED at having to dress into the gerudo vai set should be illegal- like have we not played the same game????😭

little dude probably keeps his hair long because he likes it that way, he's a fighter you know how annoying it would be to fight with that long hair of his??? i had shoulder long hair and it got in my way and the only thing i do is draw😭 imagine him!!! he just likes having it long!! like zelda had a haircut, so nintendo can chop off a characters hair if they wanted, but they kept link's hair longer than Zelda's and im GLAD they did.

and people portray him and his relationship with zelda in such a... straight way- im sorry but like, that's just boring-

They are two PEOPLE with complex backgrounds, and an even more complex relationship and they are human before anything else.

I guess that's the point I'm trying to make.

and i know me saying all this won't change shit, but i don't have queer friends so im bitching about it to you guys🫶

follow me if you want to see me bitching about more shit

[ocelotrootbeer264]

Smg4: Smg3, I told you the last time, if you wanna live in my castle, don't put your clothes on my flooring!

Smg3: *being a bad-ass bich, putting his hat on the ground* Whoops! I did it again!

Smg4: . . . Fine... If you wanna keep on doing that, you gotta be my Husband. *smirks*

Smg3: *is flustered, picking up the hat* S-Sorry y-y-your highness!

Mario: That is how Smg3 and and Smg4 got married! :D

Meggy: *sighs* Mario... they're not married ..

Mario: Yes they are, look. *scrolls through his phone*

The photo:

(I'm sorry if I offend your drawing... I tried looking for the one I had and can't find it...)

Meggy: Oh.

[kaonarvna]

CW: food; medical; blood draw; disordered relationship with food; unsolicited weight comments; etc.

I had to get a blood draw for bog standard "you're chronically ill and on a lot of meds, let's make sure your organs aren't dying" purposes the other day, and part of the interaction is still sitting wrong in my chest.

The same nurse has been drawing my blood for the past five years. We've got good rapport. He sees me every 4-6 months, and knows to expect a litany of Portuguese profanity every time he sticks me with a needle. He thinks it sounds beautiful, even though I'm cursing "foda-me meu deus, que droga, que puta mãe biche foda—" on a script maximising the amount of crude phrases I can spit out in three seconds before watching the blood flow. I think I started being profane in Portuguese back in the American Midwest, where nurses would chastise teenage me for swearing.

We needed to do height, weight, and blood pressure before blood time, which is unusual, but fine. It's been a while. He takes my weight, 57.5kg. I mutter to myself, "Mm, that's low."

I don't know whether he heard it. But when he goes to type it in, he days, "Last time we checked in February, you were...59! Never hurts to lose some."

And I couldn't help myself from going, "My target's around 65. I tend to lose a lot of mass over the summer when my structure is disrupted and I forget to eat."

I don't feel hunger. I don't enjoy food. I used to enjoy crunchy things, but now they risk dislocating my jaw. If it's not a part of my daily routine, I'll forget to eat. I'm supposed to eat 4 medium-large sized meals a days. When I'm off work (I teach) I'll sometimes get two meals in unless I'm really locked in.

And he responds, "Oh, but you're 178 tall! 57.5 is a perfectly fine weight for a man."

I respond, "But I need the mass. I get tired if I'm too weak." I don't break down that I can only really put on lean mass consistently, and that it's slow and difficult. I don't have the time to break down the history of my weight difficulties with the guy who takes my blood twice a year, and tells me how much his daughter is enjoying school.

As he's getting the basket full of blood test bits and bobs, he adds, "If I have time off and nothing to do, I eat too much. You're lucky."

I leave it.

I don't think I'm very lucky.

I'm an expensive mouth to feed. I have a hungry body and a brain that can't hear it cry. I have joints desperate for more muscle mass to insulate and support them, and a body that can only develop that muscle at a snail's pace.

And every time I get close to 65, I seem to get ill.

The worst was February-April 2023. I had three different bacterial infections throughout my respiratory system, a viral co-infection, and then a stomach bug. I went from 61 to 47, and became so, so weak. A quarter of my person disappeared in three months, and it took so much longer to gain it back.

I have ARFID on top of it. Food is a mission. I'm so tired of diet culture, of the idea that less is better. I'm so tired. I don't have enough hours in the day to explain to people that I don't want their compliments on my flesh when it's so difficult to keep alive. I especially don't want compliments and praise when I'm rotting away. But I shouldn't have to explain. I don't owe my body and its history to people.

If I'm not asking for compliments, don't give it. If I'm not asking for advice, don't give it. Don't call the curse my body lives under "lucky" when you can't understand what it means to live in this skin.

[hanedasama]

What level of mental retardation are you at to be drawing skibidi fucking toilet fanart

🙌👉profanity warning ⚠️⚠️⚠️。

You're so rude.It's none of your business.I paint what I like, it's got nothing to do with you.Mind your own business.You're too busy.You should get a job scrubbing toilets.Or go to the hospital and get your brain fixed.Or you can pay me not to draw.That's okay.hhhhhh

so how dare you can judge my fanartwork? It’s none of your fucking business bich🤣👉

I know you were stung by these fanartists’ works so why don’t you piss a puddle to look at your true reflection??LOL🤏🤏🤏🤏

[giaffa]

Fifteen questions for fifteen mutuals; I was tagged by @mirillel thank you so much! 💖💖

1. Are you named after anyone? I'm not named after any family member but it's an ancient roman gens name so I guess it counts as being named after an entire family

2. When was the last time you cried? Last week because Good Omens got to me

3. Do you have kids? No and I'm not planning to

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yes, but only with people who I know will be comfortable with it

5. What sports do you play/have played? Not playing anything right now but I did baseball and rollerskating in elementary school, artistic gymnastics in middle school, and fencing and canoeing in high school. Right now I just love to hike

6. What's the first thing you notice about people? I think fashion and attitude are the first thing I notice, I like to look at all the different ways people express themselves with their style. Also facial features and hands, but that's a professional habit because my brain instantly catalogues some people as drawing references

7. What's your eye color? Blue/gray

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Both are fun!

9. Any special talents? I can and I will infodump about history

10. Where were you born? Less than 1 km from the sea

11. What are your hobbies? Drawing, reading, making a ridiculous amount of playlists, strumming, baking, hiking and aimlessly walking around. Just a bloke who does fuck all

12. Do you have pets? No, I had a dog years ago and I'd love to have one again in the future

13. How tall are you? 1,63 m

14. Favorite subject in school? Art, literature and history

15. Dream job? Historian/researcher/curator or illustrator

I don't have fifteen people to tag so @bich-the-moss @thegothicsainteloiser @spikeys @ahoy-hoyy @kissingmonsters @violecov @emeraldskulblaka @mikedirnts-sideburns no pressure tags for you guys

[thequietmanno1]

Thelreads, MHA 280, Replies Part 2

1) “OH SO THAT IS WHY THE CHAPTER NAME I SEE

WELP, GOODBYE THEN KIRISHIMA, LONGED SO MUCH FOR THE SWEET MANLY EMBRACE OF DEATH YOU JUST HAD TO STEAL THE CHAPTER, DIDN’T YA?

Well, I bet you’re gonna be fine after this, I’ve seen your unbreakable mode before, give that Machia dude a bich ouchie on his hand”-  The dirt being also still semi-liquid from Mudman’s Quirk also helped. Kirishima’s Quirk prevented him from breaking anything from the force of Machia’s blow, but he probably couldn’t have dug his way out of the earth that quickly without the aid of all that softening. (MHA ch 279) 2) “Oh no, oh the humanity~ who’s gonna save the day now?”- The only boy who will never break under the pressure.

3) “ kirishima was like “outta my way gay boi imma steal this chapter” then a moment later “i got crushed to death” “- Kirishima’s done letting himself be crushed by the weight of his own fears and doubts, let alone machia’s hand.

4) “And Machia is up again, and majorly pissed off. This does not bode well for the keikaku*”-  I find it somewhat disquieting that machia actually can call the League ‘comrades’. That shows an atypical level of self-thinking and reflection from him, that he does truly think of the PLF and the like as being equals in the same ideology, rather than devoting all his brainpower to revolving around AFO and Tomura alone. 5) “OOHHHHHH THERE HE GOES THE ROCKY BOI IS GOING UP!

HOLY SHIT KIRISHIMA’S CLAWS ARE HARD ENOUGH TO EVEN PIERCE MACHIA’S HIDE JESUS FUCK MAN

AND NOW MACHIA IS EVEN MORE PISSED OFF THAN BEFORE “- Due to a smaller surface area, the sharpness of kirishima’s claws are enough to barely pierce into Machia’s first layer of skin because they focus all of his grip strength into a single piercing point, allowing him to cut just deep enough to draw blood, but not any great level of damage that can’t be healed in a day or two. Thankfully, Kirishima doesn’t need to wound Machia, he just needs him to keep talking and leaving his big mouth wide open…

6) “GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TOGA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME HOW DARE YOU I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW I’M GOING TO REMOVE YOU FROM MY FAVORITE CHARACTER’S LIST, YOU’RE GOING DOWN AT LEAST THREE SPOTS AFTER THAT ONE YOUNG LADY”-The league are not going to give the heroes a single Inch. If they can make a move to stop them, they will. On the other hands, if the heroes have more moves to make than they can use to stop them…. 7) “HOLY SHIT HE MANAGED TO SAVE MINA’S VIAL HELL FUCKING YEAH”- Mina thought she failed, but in actuality, despite her slip-up due to an understandable trauma, she was in the right place at the right time to allow Kirishima to succeed in the goal regardless. 8) “AND THERE WE FUCKING GO

YEET: ACHIEVED “- This fight comes down to both sides, equally determined, giving each other everything they’ve got to win, and the victor is the one that endures to the end…no matter the cost along the way… 9) “HOLY FUCK MOMO DID YOU FUCKING MADE THOSE HOWITZERS IN THE MEANTIME? MY GOD GIRL”- Who needs an army base to supply you with tanks and helicopters when we’ve got Momo on the field? That said, she is definitely gonna needs some calories in her, stat, after making that much heavy-duty ordinance. 10) “OH DAMN IT IS ACTUALLY THE CAVALRY COMING TO SAVE THE DAY

OR TRY TO, I SHOULD SAY, BECAUSE MACHIA IS NOW REALLY FUCKING PISSED

OH GOD DO HIS JAW GO UP AND PROTECTS HIS SKULL OR SOMETHING? THAT’S FUCKING HORRIFYING”-  Just a note, but Majestic is actually one of the heroes that Momo interned under during the hero internships, which is why she calls out to him specifically and he mentions having high hopes for her. Other side-note, Horikoshi is almost certainly going to be moving onto drawing a horror manga once MHA is wrapped up. 11) “But boy, I have a strange feeling that Endeavor just managed to get Shigaraki madder, and he’s about to snap with a breaking speech that will make Stain’s one seem like a baby talking”- Machia might be the one based on the Hulk, but Tomura seems to have his “mad = more power” ability in a twisted self-sustaining cycle. He gets mad and attacks the heroes for what he suffered, they beat him down to protect themselves and others, he views this as more unfair abuse being heaped on him and everybody ganging up on him and starts fighting back more viciously, rinse and repeat until he’s standing atop a mountain of dust and exulting in his victory despite missing half his body from the struggle. 12) “Kirishima’s backstory showed how he was always hesitant to jump in, and how seeing Mina move before she could think was one of the factors that allowed him to break out of that shell. Now, in the present day, we have Mina hesitating due to fear, and kirishima jumping in front of her, before he could even think about what he was doing that was a neat parallel, I love how both their stories and moments connected like that, it is so cute.”-  Another parallel was that Mina had the time to steel herself before jumping in, not being suddenly put on the spot like she was here, and Kirishima had all that time running through the flames to self-prepare himself for leaping in when she couldn’t finish it herself. But despite that, Mina did have the opportunity to throw the vial in herself, it was just the unfortunate coincidence of it being Machia who traumatised her before that tripped her up, something nobody could have predicted, so if she can see past his fumble here, she should be able to recognise her own heroic deed for what it was.

@thelreads