#HOW DAREEEE
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TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT WHAT YHE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY WOULD YOU NAME THE ALBUM THAT??? TO KILL ME???? THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT??? AND IM SUPPOSED TO HANDLE THAT NORMALLY
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EATING HIM (GOJO) BITING AND CHOMPING AT HIM!!!!!!! "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ABOUT, WHEN YOU JUMPED?" "MOCHI STUFFED WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND ZUNDA." I HAVE TO BITE HIM NEOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHSJSKFKFKFN YEAH he’s literally mid air and posed like some tragic fallen angel in an alexandre cabanel painting and he was thinking about sweet treats SMHHFH
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you come into my house-
#HOW DARE YOUUUUU#HOW DAREEEE#i can't believe u friggin giffed it. how dare u jiff ASD;FLK#nina answers#maria 🌺
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@kimdokjas
i don't need to explain myself you all know what i'm talkin about
#callout behavior to our faves#how dareeee#fun art stuff#orv#you see this shit good sir? you see this?
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Oh I’m so mad. How dare they—
Welcome back to denial with Sarah over the end of 3x9 killjoys
#Sarah watches killjoys#how fucking dare-#I feel like I have posts talking about this show somewhere but I can’t find them and I’m just flabbergasted rn#so fucking rude#spoilers after this tag so:#ALVIS MY BABE NOOOOOOOOO#HOW DAREEEE#I was making jokes for like. five mins with that scene paused and then unpaused and he’s fucking dead and I’m like NOOOOO#anyways great way to end my day-
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ur mom
>:DDD
Ayoooo?????
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I hate you. I can’t believe this. I will write livid letters in blood to my ancestors about the blog that ruined the blood line and how they destroyed entire egos for decades to come. There will be a photo of you at the family shrine, surrounded by candles so the holy ones can go haunt you for the rest of eternity. When the snail kills me I’m going after you first. They will never find the kitchen spatula that will be used to murder you. I hope you get a paper cut on your eyeball.
reblog here for a personalized "you ____" unique insult
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if you're nice to spiders and u gift him spider related things he will approve im js
#if he catches u being rude to a spider??? Throwing hands#Idc if she wants to eat me Kevin MAYBE SHE HAS HER REASONS#how dareeee u hurt a spider in front of my eyes#˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚ ooc — lenny.
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"Kali how did you like the first episodes of shadow?"
When the fecking to be continued dropped, I had to stare angry at nothing for 30 min
So it's a 10/10 can't wait for part 2
#shadow the series#kali talks#i was like 👁👄👁#how dare HOW DAREEEE#i was enjoying dan punching the fecking bully#while trin was probably watching#but also 100% dan is about to wake up because he has his ring again
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Is cmi jk in love with oc? Yes or no only 🙃
....... yes
ask me any question on anonymous or not, and i can only answer yes or no 💕
#how DAREEEE u !!!!!#ask games#notes for rid 🌹#anon#fic: colour me in#also it's so funny.. you guys drop by so much but you never like ask games lmao 🥹 but that's okay <3
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So, I need to come in here to tell you how much I adore your ship with Kylo~ Y'all are an OTP and I absolutely adore how he makes you so damn happy! Cause as your bestie, I want to see you acquire all of the happiness~ ♥ You're perfect together and he loves you so much!
LDFKJSLFKJSDLFKJSDLF
IM SO HAPPY YOU LOVE KYDEN <3 BECAUSE I LOVE US TOO AND YES HE MAKES ME VERY HAPPY! AND I [SOBS]
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So we all agree that Chizhilla won Hot Wave and then nothing bad ever happened to any of these kids ever again right?? RIGHT????
#i hate gmmtv so much for doing this to us#how dareeee they#hurt my babies#LIKE THISSSS#i will not stand by it#my school president#gmmtv#my school president the series#thai bl#gun#tinn#tinn x gun#msp#sound#win#por#phat#yo#chinzhilla
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the anger I feel when anyone disrespects Korra now...
#like btch how fxcking dareeee you?!#she is great N in her own leagueeee idk why ppl have to mention mr Aang everytime its 🙄😒#chatter
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YASSSS NETEYAM ANGSTTTTTT
so excited for part 2222222222222222!!!!
RETURN - PT 1
summary: five years ago he left you. left you alone with nothing but memories of your love. so how dare he come back now?
contents: 1.5k words, fem!omaticaya reader, angst, swearing
authors note: AHHHH first chapter i'm so excited to post this guys!! thankuu to all my mooties that helped me brew this series
Nothing could ever surmount to the despair you felt that day. The day he looked into your weeping eyes, looked right into your aching soul, and told you he was leaving.
Leaving. You begged him to take you with him. Pleaded with his pained expression to let you stay with him. To take you with him. To walk every journey together.
But he didn’t. He shook his head, pursing his lips that have kissed you for the last time. Crossing his arms that embraced you for the last time. He said no. One simple word that crushed your entire self.
“It won’t be safe, I can’t take you from the forest, this is your home.” No. No he was your home! He was your everything. The last face you look at when you say goodnight to the day left behind you. The one you would run to, so you could tell him everything good and bad. The man you imagined your entire life to be with.
That same man who was running from his home, to never return back to you.
You pleaded with him, crashing onto your knees, wrapping your arms around his torso. Crying into him as you begged to accompany him. How could he leave you? How could he have the heart to tear out yours.
“Y/N…let go.” His deep voice ring deep in your ears. You knew he was talking about your physical grip on him. But it felt so much deeper. Let go. Let go of us. Let go of everything we ever were. Let go of me.
You shook your head desperately, hands still clinging to his body. The rough soil beneath you cutting into your knees but no cut would ever be as deep as the one he had laid into your soul.
It was as if the hands he took to pry your frail body off him were the daggers that were slicing up your heart. Leaving wounds so deep they would never heal. How could you ever heal from this?
You looked up at him, tears letting his cheeks dampen, his face showing nothing but grief as he met your hurt eyes.
“I have to go…Y/N you know I have to.” You did. You knew you had no say in this. Your words were insignificant to begin with.
His figure crouched down in front of you. Wiping the salty tears that stained your cheeks. He saw the way your chin quivered as he caressed your beautiful face.
A salty, sweet kiss was the last one you ever shared with him. A kiss you both cried into, gripping onto each other knowing it was the last time. It was bittersweet. To share a moment so close together only to be ripped apart.
All that connected you both was memories. Memories that now serve you nothing but hurt.
Five years had passed. Five dreadful years.
You were now a 20 year old woman. Adorned with your Hometree bow and the physique of a fit warrior. Though no amount of time could ever heal the cuts he left so deep in you.
For the first year, you were nothing but a shell. Never eating, never sleeping. You simply existed. Which was a chore to do without him.
You wished nothing but to stop existing. To stop experiencing every bit of sadness, every bit of grief. To stop mourning the loss of the only man you could ever love.
Tears were your most worn accessory, no one ever daring to tell you they looked bad. Too scared to send you spiralling even more than you already had.
Though, those times you spent rocking in your hammock. Looking at the stars that lit up the night sky, those cuts that ran deep within you, the cuts that caused so pain. They started to seep.
Started to seep blood red rage.
How could he ever have left you? Was he so selfish to not think of the effect this would have on you? Did he simply not care?
How was the one time he decided to act selfishly be the time wounded the one who loved him most? To be so selfish, to claim he would be keeping you safe.
Safe to what? The sky-people that reigned free through your planet. Constantly on the verge of war to aliens that had no consideration for your people. Just like he had no consideration for your heart.
You wanted to hate him. You wanted to hate him so bad, that every memory of him would fade into a blood red image of evil. That every memory would turn into a disgusting thought of a disgusting man.
You wanted to hate him with every fibre in your body. But you couldn’t.
Maybe that’s when everything stopped looking so blood red. When everything dulled out. Nothing mattered, he would never come back.
So with a tainted heart and an aching soul, you accepted that you would never experience the love of your mate every again. Never feel his touch, hear his voice, smell his scent, taste his kisses. You would never be with him.
That’s were Va’tep entered into your life. Barging into your knocked down walls and building a crappy foundation.
Va’tep, Tarsem’s younger brother. One year your elder. A fierce warrior, a man who refused to lose, a man who claimed what was his. And to him, you were his.
Your parents always longed for status. To be high up in the clan. You were their golden ticket, finding your way into the heart of Toruk Makto’s eldest son. They rejoiced in your heart’s residence, rejoiced in the fact that you fulfilled their one wish. They were your number one advocate. Pushing you to train for your rite of passage ever since you became closer with the boy. They worked every inch of their being towards the union between the pair of you.
But the hard work washed away as fast as the waterfall plunged.
Washing away all your dreams, your happiness, your meaning. It washed away your parent’s status, Va’tep being the life guard that pulls them out of the strong currents.
Nothing could ever amount to him though. Your heart resided with someone else as your body laid with his. You felt yourself fill with shame every time you shared a touch. A shiver of disgust running down your entire body. Breaking the vow of your love towards the boy who broke you.
“Where’s your head at beautiful?” That was what he called you. Beautiful. His voice would never be as sweet as his. Never send the right shivers through you.
Va’tep’s calloused hands caressed your cheek, so rough it felt as if he was dragging you with his touch. Everything he did was rough. Rough like the soil you pleaded on.
Maybe this was Eywa laughing in your face. Giving you a man so opposite to the man you craved so desperately. Even after 5 years, Eywa would never let you forget those memories.
Shrugging his hands off your body, he let out a low hiss. One that showed his offence towards your actions. A hiss so quiet, it would only be heard if you cared. But you didn’t. Something else was clouding your mind, taking your attention away from him. And it wasn’t just your past lover.
You made your way towards the growing crowd of people that formed around the entrance of Hometree. Va’tep’s calls after you were silenced by the gasps and whispers of your people that were creating confusion that bubbled in your stomach.
Pushing yourself to the front of the crowd, definitely stepping on the feet of others. You looked for the source of the commotion. Ears perking up and eyes squinting to find the one thing people were gawking at.
Though now as you look towards the source, you wish you minded your business. Everything was coming back. Every emotion, every curse, every thought, every tear. They all fell on top of you, crushing your soul as you let out a small whimper in fear.
The source was making its way towards you. No. No. NO. This can’t happen. This cannot be happening. Feet stumbling as you paced backwards, avoiding looking straight ahead.
Dread filled your entire being. Filling it from your toes until it felt as if it would spill out of you, gurgling in the pits of your stomach. No. No. NO.
Crashing into the back of a person, you were forced to halt your escape. Frozen in shock as you looked at the man who had broken your heart and given it back to you.
Lips quivering, tears pooling in your eyes. He reached his hands towards you. How could he come back? Why was he back? This is all some sort of sick dream. A nightmare.
“My beautiful girl.” His voice was deeper, still so sweet it would cause a cavity. It enticed you. You had been without his voice for so long.
So long…because he left you. Because he was cruel and selfish.
Shaking your head profusely, just like you did that dreaded day. Your hands shook as you pointed at him, an accusatory finger aimed at him as your mind swirled.
“I’m here now.” He should have never left, he should have NEVER left. What a sick fuck. To come back expecting open arms when all you wanted was to never have your arms leave him. “Beautiful? What is it?”
“I am not your beautiful, Neteyam.”
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thankyou sm for reading lovelies!! reblogs + replies sososososo appreciated ilysm ily ily
#how DAREEEE he come back?!?!#uh oh i forgot finish my reblog so its been like 30 minutes since i've read this...#bye i need him tho#ABSOLUTELY BREATHTAKING WRITING AEJAEGA
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The fact that there are Tik toks showing up on my fyp of cute couple things w men who look kinda like HIMM is absolutely disrespectful and I will be taking this up w Managment *throws on Karen wig as I dab tears out of the corner of my eye*
#goblinposts#like they have the fluffy hair and glasses and button ish nose and similar body build and everything#like how fuckin DAREEEE
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Naughty Little Lamb~
Pennywise 2017xFem!reader
•Warnings: Smutty smut, degradation, spanking (a lot), angry sex.. and much much more, Mild DD/LG (tiny bit) uses of pet names
(I’m not great at writing buts it’s the red hour ��🌶️)
Come join the clown~
🎪🎈🤡
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The hour was very late, you had struggled to get to sleep and Pennywise had gone out hunting. You felt a familiar throbbing in your underwear, by god you were missing him so much, your hand slipped down between your silky thighs and coating your fingers were your own sinuous juices.
You smirked and began pleasuring yourself, grabbing your vibrator imagining penny’s long slippery tongue slurping your insides out, your toes began to curl as you bucked your hips in submission, your mind travelling further, now imagining how smaller tentacles would slither out, gripping your thighs to keep you in place, long slimy tentacles restricting your movement, as his long, hard alien-like tentacle is forcible pushed into your tight hole, the ridges of his length hitting your clit as he completely ruins you.
Trying to get his entire length inside your tight, little cunt, you were getting close, finally going to be rid of your need for him (until tomorrow that is) you were almost riding your vibrator with pleasure
“Dooonnnt youuuu Dareeee~” that taunting voice in your head rang out like a bell you had recognised all too well
“Fuck…” you whined “Watch your mouth little slut” the voice growled, it’s raspy voice grunted in your ear as you slowly peeked up at the darkened side of your room, there…two golden orbs stared back at you, dark red circles rimmed it’s golden stare
“Oh my~ look at the filthy mess you’ve made, you dirty little slut” pennywise barked, stepping towards you “my! Dirty little sewer slut” he grinned before sitting down
“Come” he snapped patting his lap “But you said I couldn’t-“ you attempted a joke, but the state he gave you was stern, cold and deadly
“I said…COME!” He snapped, before dragging you roughly over his knee, your ass now presented to him like his next meal on a silver platter “Ah! Ow your hurting me! Penny what the fu-“ you were soon cut off by his to clawed fingers “Good little girls should be seen and not heard” his fingers were almost in your throat, you hadn’t a clue what was happening.
“You’ve been such a naughty, filthy little lamb Y/N” he teased before hiking your skirt up higher, his tentacles keeping you tightly in place as his hand slowly lifted behind your rear
“Now, we’re gonna play a little game~” he began, you shook your head at his silly games, but he was having none of it
“your gonna count every time I spank that little ass” he continued “and if you mess up or miss a number, they’re gonna restart and be even harsher…got it?” He hissed, you squealed and tried to squirm out of his grasp
“Ohhhh you wanna play hide and seek? Okay! If hide and I don’t find you in under 2 minutes I won’t punish you! We can doooo whatever you want~” he had crossed his fingers behind his back while saying that. You nodded and took off running, trying to find a hiding place he hasn’t seen yet, meanwhile the clown began to the countdown to your demise
“1…..2……3”
“Shit” you winced
“4…..5….6”
“Fuck fuck fuck!”
“7……8….9…”
You finally found a spot, sliding into it and shutting the door behind you ever so silently, you sunk beneath the piles of sheets and bedding
“10! Ready or not little bunny! Mr wolf is coming to find you hahahah” He cackled maniacally and began searching for you, his boots thudding against the ground in desperation. This was horrifying, he could do anything to you…you could hear doors opening and the disappointed sigh when you weren’t there “Oh my little lamb you are clever..” He then opened the door to your linen cupboard “but not clever enough- oh! Oh fuck where on earth is that little girl?” He slammed the door shut and began walking away…or so you thought
As soon as you heard a door downstairs creak open, you poked your head out and began sneaking back to your bedroom thinking you had won.
You were suddenly pinned to the ground by his clawed glove “You! You are so gullible…you think I couldn’t smell that throbbing, aching slit? Hahaha oh little one, you fell for the oldest trick in the book! You are a fly in my spider web” he giggled maniacally in pure pleasure, before dragging you back to the bedroom, a thread of drool trailing behind and a sinful, sadistic look in his eye.
@sootrootdoot
@pennywise-fucker
End of part 1🎈
Lemme know what y’all think and I’ll write the next part!!
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