#HORSE?

[thaltro]

Guys I’ll be honest I just wanted to draw a horse. But I do think dream yerns for riding horses. He’s a horse girl, always has been it’s soooocannon. It’s 2am I don’t know what I’m saying.

But yeah me when I’m a good parent and love my child.

Be nice to me it’s my first time drawing horse ok

[cowardlylittlebranchman]

Am i the only one who gets really bummed out seeing that all the youtube content surrounding borderlands is all really negative right now. Like. Warranted considering everything has been straight dog shit recently but please spare us i cannot handle seeing one more 'borderlands sucks and is bad now' video im begging you. Please make video essays on the more interesting aspects of the franchise id kill to see some character/story analysis stuff. Please do challenge runs of the games do anything else im dying out here

[jedimasterhyladae]

[itskeej]

every so often i tap into the fact i wanted to do creature designing.

hi this is a totally normal horse named horse

[circuscry]

“i’m so hungry i could eat a horse”

a suspiciously horse shaped youtube channel: “right back at you”

[detectivehole]

thanks for the horse anon

[terrible-shining-eyes]

what if instead of wandering womb theory(misogynistic) we made wandering horse theory and instead of the womb there was a horse (duhhh) and instead of the rest of the female body there was the wide open plain and instead of s*xual *ntercourse with men (ew) there were just some good old generals just riding their trusty steeds into battle with their pals

[bits-of-wit]

[notawitchbutabitch-blog]

There are normal amphibians called frogs, you know em', they swallow with their eyes, breathe with their skin, and catch shit with their tounge

now why are there more things called frogs?

why is the part on a horse hoof that is a bit softer also called the frog?

why in the world is the part that tenses the horsehair on a violin bow also called the frog?

Are there more weird things called frogs?

it would be weirder if only these two things, which are strangely horse-centric, were called frogs.

What is the connection between a frog and a horse?

[asbestosmeat]

Caught

[cattus-da-best]

equius

Ok so i dont necessarily like Equius in Homestuck itself very much, but the headcannons people make of Equius is what i fucking love. I cant fucking explain how fucking silly he is you dont even KNOW

[hamtv12]

whose fucking horse is this and why is it at walmart

[nocontextmiis]

[draconym]

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

[creelarke]

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