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Listen. What if Cody wore tiny shorts 🫣🫣

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Our fandom forbearers did NOT suffer through Anne Rice, strikethrough, and other bullshit for fucking ACOTAR and Harry Potter fans to fucking ruin it for all of us by selling fanfiction. I am not losing novel length yaoi epics because some of you don't know how to act in fannish spaces and yes I do blame the booktokification of fanfic but I also blame those of you that treat fandom like content to consume and not a community to engage with.

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sleepy captain

Full cut on Patreon ;)

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fanfiction is so awesome. some of the most brilliant writers youve ever met are writing the most crazy porn youve ever seen. does that not move you

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The grey man

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@ladywraith , as promised

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When it’s so easy to split, what is fruit for if not sharing?

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I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

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Codywan Scribble

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Blot away the light

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au where the clones are predominantly women!! because im lesbian and i said so. i passed out 15 times making this like are u kidding me

rex absolutely keeps her hair short and fives has the most luscious locks in the entire gar. cody rocking that military standard low bun ofc

on a side note i am very new to tumblr like i have no idea what im doing!! but i simply have to share this somewhere other than my tiny corner of instagram lmfao (yes i am berrysmerrys i did not steal this art 😭)

i absolutely want to make more of these!! i have redesign ideas already for bad batch and various other clones. i just. god i love them. cody turned out so WOWEE omg. that is all thank yew <3

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"we can't make fun of the fascists, it's a serious topic!" fuck off. ridicule is their greatest weakness. they won't consider theory or analysis because fascism isn't about theory. fascism is about jacking off in the shadow of whatever angry man can inflate himself into the biggest pufferfish and farce is one of the best ways to burst those fucking balloons.

mel brooks was very clear about why he wrote The Producers. every single recurring German in Hogan's Heroes was played by a Jewish actor; the main cast included a Buchenwald survivor. don't just mock the fascists but for the love of fuck mock the fascists

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It’s my personal headcanon that the clones bonk into each other all the time.

You can’t tell me these fuckers aren’t touch starved, and deep-pressure seeking. I wouldn’t be even a little bit surprised if every one of them was autistic and they’ve learned to show affection by bonking. (Bucket bonks, greaves bonks, full body crash, sensory seeking and regulating and generally teaching themselves how to show affection outside of the sterile clinical treatment they’ve known)

Granted we see the clones in full armor 99% of the time, and a gentle hand just isn’t going to register under all that. Getting hip-checked in armor that actively redistributes the shock evenly across muscle groups, however? Excellent. Give me clones sitting back-to-back, pressed as hard against each other as they can be. Give me clones ping-ponging around the barracks when they return from a mission, alternating between solid *thunk* impacts and crushing hugs.

Give me clones absentmindedly crossing greaves and guards just as a reminder that they’re there. Swaying and knocking arms with one another when standing in formation too long. Clones with chronic injuries and fried nerves who can’t handle light touch, still having their needs met.

There’s so many opportunities here for physical affection and I want all of them thank you

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adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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*blows a kiss to the stars*

For the krogans

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I have ADHD so I’m immune to podcast

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No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.

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some comic strip inspired rexsoka that I did ✨