#HOPEFULLY THIS IS OK

[stuckyhaul]

[renegadeem]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out 💕

😊🥰 That is so kind! Thank you!!! You are as well bestie, always a pleasure to have on my dash and in my notifs.

[agerefandomrambles]

could you do lisa swallows headcannons as an age regressor with caregiver creature from lisa Frankenstein? :)

Ok I'm going to preface this by saying ive not actually seen Lisa Frankenstein so this is based off of about an hour of research and a 2 hour rant from a dedicated friend (I'm so sory I'm answering this so much later, I wanted to do right by the characters)

Right off the bat, Lisa is a toddler regressor

Her age ranger is around 3 - 5

^ but if you asked her, she'd say that she feels ✨️small✨️ and her regression is based off of vibes

She's such a brat I'm sorry

^ has a problem with colouring on the walls and skipping meals

It's ok, the creature is really good with her acting out

^ he's (it's?) Got the right balance of discipline and understanding to match her needs

They don't actually have much little gear

Lisa has a bird stuffy, a single black paci and a baby blue blanket

And by GOD the creature will carry these with him to the end of the earth

When she's on the lower end of her age range, she will be carried

[scoredandstoried]

( @dalilahhale ) Giando on the Water

Oz didn't expect to be taking anybody out for dinner - he was more of a 'let's get wasted at a club and see where the night goes' kind of person. But he hasn't really been asking many people out since his accident. This is new. But Dalilah had been so interesting. And maybe he should be getting himself out there again. Why not?

So he's already at the table, with a remarkable view of the harbor. Definitely not in his fishnets and tweed jacket, but instead in sleek black. Silk shirt, a snappy blazer. A few rings, black nail polish. His wheelchair's already tucked up to the table and he grins as he sees her approach. "Told you the view was pretty good."

[statisticalcats2]

My various and conflicting Cats family hcs

(Characters are listed in alphabetical order, instead of by frequency of hc, to make keeping track easier. Also, to keep it simpler, I'll be sticking to parent, sibling, and kitten hcs. These are all based off of Western replica stage productions.)

Bombalurina

Sibling hcs: Demeter, Jemibub, Plato

Kitten hcs: Demeter, Electra, Jemibub, Mistoffelees

Cassandra

Kitten hcs: Electra

Demeter

Parents hcs: Bombalurina, Macavity

Sibling hcs: Bombalurina, Jemibub, Plato

Kitten hcs: Electra, Jemibub

Electra

Parent hcs: Bombalurina, Cassandra, Demeter, Grizabella, Jennyanydots, Macavity, Mungojerrie, Munkustrap, Rumpleteazer, Skimbleshanks

Sibling hcs: Jemibub, Rumpleteazer

Etcetera

Parent hcs: Jellylorum, Skimbleshanks

Sibling hcs: Rumpleteazer, Victoria

Grizabella

Parent hcs: Old Deuteronomy

Kitten hcs: Electra, Jemibub, Macavity, Munkustrap, Tugger

Gus

Kitten hcs: Jellylorum

Jellylorum

Kitten hcs: Etcetera, Rumpleteazer, Victoria

Jemibub

Parent hcs: Bombalurina, Demeter, Grizabella, Macavity, Mungojerrie, Munkustrap, Rumpleteazer

Sibling hcs: Bombalurina, Demeter, Electra, Plato

Jennyanydots

Kitten hcs: Electra, Rumpleteazer

Macavity

Parent hcs: Grizabella, Old Deuteronomy

Sibling hcs: Munkustrap, Tugger

Kitten hcs: Demeter, Electra, Jemibub, Plato

Mistoffelees

Parent hcs: Bombalurina, Bustopher, Old Deuteronomy, Tugger

Sibling hcs: Munkustrap, Tugger

Mungojerrie

Kitten hcs: Electra, Jemibub

Munkustrap

Parent hcs: Grizabella, Old Deuteronomy

Sibling hcs: Macavity, Mistoffelees, Tugger

Kitten hcs: Electra, Jemibub

Old Deuteronomy

Kitten hcs: Grizabella, Macavity, Mistoffelees, Munkustrap, Tugger

Plato

Parent hcs: Macavity

Sibling hcs: Bombalurina, Demeter, Jemibub

Pouncival

Sibling hcs: Tumblebrutus

Rumpleteazer

Parent hcs: Jellylorum, Jennyanydots, Skimbleshanks

Sibling hcs: Electra, Etcetera, Victoria

Kitten hcs: Electra

Skimbleshanks

Kitten hcs: Electra, Rumpleteazer, Victoria

Tumblebrutus

Sibling hcs: Pouncival

Victoria

Parent hcs: Jellylorum, Skimbleshanks

Sibling hcs: Etcetera, Rumpleteazer

[osirismatthews]

closed starter for @rylanprattmodel

osiris had took every opportunity to put his business and name out there when he could. so naturally when he was driving and seen the car pulled over on the side of the road it felt like a business opportunity to him. the man had slowed up behind the car and put his hazard lights on, safety first, he always told himself. killing his engine he had undid his seatbelt and headed over to the drivers window where his intentions were to tap softly.

though when he had made it to the window he couldn't help but noticed the young woman and a small child in the car. which only worried him even more seeing where the two had been pulled over at. with a small furrow of the brow he shook his head and then leaned down a little to tap on the window. "everything okay?" was all he mused from the outside. "i'm not a creep-" iris started but then let out a soft laugh at the comment, he was certain it probably was something some creep would actually say. reading into his back pocket he pulled out his business card and pushed it against the closed window. "i own a shop not too far up the road, figured maybe you two were having a little trouble."

[sewi-li-suwi]

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Don't marry someone who does physical work, marry a thinker

@ celestialyearning paramedics are fuckboys I swear 😭 (crying face emoji)

firefighters just look like they would cheat honestly

The union idea is just as bad usually. Most union guys are horrible alcoholics and cheat like hell too

# Watch out for Farriers too honestly

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Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lokh]

DO YOU SEE MY VISION... DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY COULD BECOME

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[heart-will-not-surrender]

I sent off my daughter at the age of 18, as she had pleaded to want to go venture to the capital and try her hand at becoming a royal knight. In this small village on the outskirts, she pleaded, there was little opportunity aside from farming and she wanted to see the world.

See more, as I had done at her age, and then decide what kind of life she would lead. So I let her go, not knowing what the future would hold. Letting my darling baby girl leave the nest, packed with fresh food from our humble farm, and our best horse, to be at her side where I could not anymore.

Letters came on occasion, and rarely she’d come visit and update in me in person over the next 5 years. She became a knight, worked her way up to captain of the Royal knights, how much she admired the crown Princess who she protected. And each visit I’d send her back with a fresh pack of food, a lingering hug, and wishes for her to be safe to return again.

Then the campaign against the demon king began - led by the crown Princess who day prior was crowned “Her Majesty.”

3 years of no visits, no letters, piles of my own letters that I wrote. Eventually I just kept a journal for her to read upon her return. And I prayed, each night and each morning at the small altar of the goddess to protect her. To please, bring the small bright light in my life home.

3 years of victories, losses, reading the obituaries and the brief relief that I did not see her name in it, but tomorrow, tomorrow she could be listed.

3 years of tomorrow, it could be her name announced as one of the casualties.

Until that letter came, my darling daughter’s handwriting, refined but shaky after war, saying she was coming to visit with her partner - so she got married without her mother present! And I prepared the house, cleaned up the dust that gathered in her room that I was too frightened to touch, in that next time I would have cleaned it for a body viewing. I showed the letter to the townsfolk, and we began to prepare for the feast to welcome our proud daughter home.

My pride and joy.

I knew the feast wouldn’t be anything in comparison to what celebration the capital must have held, but my daughter was alive… and victorious.

The day arrived and I watched her approach, a hooded figure on that prized steed I had given her all those years ago. Scars across her face, one eye clouded over… a strain to smile. To walk, I could see from her steps there was a limp. She was missing one of her arms. War had not been kind to my child.

Once close enough I embraced her and felt her shake, recoil before relaxing and placing a kiss on my forehead. “I’m home, mom.”

“And home you are. I’ve kept your room clean. We’re going to celebrate your return - though I’m sure you must be tired from celebrating in the capital.”

“I… I retired mom. I think I just want to start a life here, like you did. With my partner. I’m done seeing the world.”

“Of course - come , come, let me see my new child.”

The hood fell back and revealed an also scarred young man, one of his two black horns broken, a broken dark shadowy crown in his lap as he nervously got down and came to my level. “H… hello. Mother.”

I just smiled and embraced my boy. “Welcome dear son. Why don’t you two rest up before tonight?”

“Yes, thank you.” My daughter took his hand and I led them the last of the way to our humble village, back to our humble home, unable to stop the tears of joy that she was home.

Home was whole, once more.

Your son/daughter has been gone for 3 years, fighting the campaign against the demon king as the head of the royal knights. You a humble farmer now have received a letter that the war has ended and now they are coming back to visit you.

[ochiody]

penelope of sparta

[frakes]

6.16 • “Change of Heart” STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)

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[kitamars]

doodles as i relive my spideyman phase from eighth grade