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Clamthony Clamtano
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High, its Clamthony Clamtano. The worlds, fishiest, music nerrrd                The only answer to the question:"What if Anthony Fantano was a mollusc?"
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clamthonyclamtano · 5 years ago
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clamthonyclamtano · 9 years ago
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Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
Finally, a band willing to stand up and sing about what is right. It is plain to sea that Radiohead are the most forward thinking band in the entire world/history of music. On the song Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief, they mention that ‘All the fish swim down too deep’. This is a real issue that affects real people why don’t the dumb fish f**k off and leave me alone on the sea floor. Scaly bastards. Beautifully produced, bravely performed.  fav tracks - Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief,  Desert Island Disk,  Decks Dark
least fav tracks - everything else
10/10
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clamthonyclamtano · 9 years ago
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The Nineteen Seventy Five -  I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware Of It
fuck the 1975. Ever heard of the sea? ya know, the thing that comprises most of the surface of the earth? sing about that, ya fucks. x
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clamthonyclamtano · 9 years ago
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The Impossible Kid by Aesop Rock
Starts off well with a song about secret Ocean-Life which also mentions shrimps. After that, he comprehensively FAILS to push the aquatic agenda, and i really tuned out, despite the clever word play, consistently brilliant flow and excellent (if a little repetitive) instrumentals. Sure, it’s the best Hip Hop releae so far this year, but its a 0/10 for me
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clamthonyclamtano · 9 years ago
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Nonagon Infinity by King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Enjoyable. Fun. Loud, but not without moments of nuance. They pull the concept off well. 
no mention of sealife at all (despite talking about people, figs, wasps, robots, vultures and crocodiles)  0/10
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clamthonyclamtano · 10 years ago
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Blue Oyster Cult
blue oyster cult all of there songs are bad They have the name of a mollusc in the title of the band 10/10 for all projects
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clamthonyclamtano · 10 years ago
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Lana Del Ray
i really don’t like Lana Del Ray. Where are her lyrics about Clams? Cant really blame her as she doesnt write some of her music, but why sing the songs if they arent about clams?
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clamthonyclamtano · 10 years ago
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King Kendrick Lamar - To Pimp A Butterfly
i only gave ‘to pimp a butterfly’ 10/10 because of the Kign kunta lyric “Life ain't shit, but a fat bearded clam”
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