#HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[technicalknockout]

FINALS DONE. ALL A+ ACHIVED. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE✨👍✨👍✨👍👍✨👍✨✨👍✨👍✨👍✨✨✨

[xiaojaan]

#1 New York times Bestseller

[swan2swan]

KENOBI WAS JUST SUCH A TERRIBLE SHOW

[yavuzbavuz]

Who? Whatever! - Episode 6 - Library Duty Part 1 - The library has new hires, but what's the story behind those bananas anyways?

[lovphobic]

actually im hyperventilating. this looks so fuckgin GOOOOOOOODDDD SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S

[the-poly-cule]

± Well, you made a few jokes, "How do you organize a party in space? You planet!" "How do you get clean in outer space? You take a meteor shower!" For one thing. For another, your journal. "Journal Entry #1: I do not know how exactly I am writing this, since I have no hands, but nonetheless, hello! I do not know why I wrote 'hello', no one else is seeing this but me. Anyhow! I will be writing an entry every day! I suppose this will not completely cure my boredom, but that is alright." Would you like to go further? ±

... ...How do you- those are- those are my memories. But. You. Oh god.

[squidpedia]

oh my gosh wait

What if clovers narrator is integrity lmao

(Please ask for permission before reposting onto other sites or dubbing, thank you!)

Hooooooooooooooooooo that is quite the idea.

This isn’t …canon (??) to my other comics involving Clover, but I certainly think its a neat and fun idea! I might make more content for this eventually if I feel like it (I’ll call it phantom integrity au if we get that far)

(Bonus integrity design i made up under the cut)

I think they get silly. When I have time I'll post more doodles and stuff about them for sure

Fuck it we ball I'm posting this in the middle of critique time

[you-cant-fuck-megaman]

I liked the questioning about repli beauty you brought up. So, as we go into this rabbit hole, can we attribute the appearance and preferences for own image of a repli to previous programming and the way the X program developed itself?

Like, it started with humans building the first repli series and setting human society as a parameter of likeness for non-battle/labor replis, and from there, the replis just continued the trend when building the next ones?

Also, is the operating system on the next one based on a blank template or does it come from the repli that programmed/designed them, in a kinda genetical passing manner?

a fantastic question! there's a lot of big question marks about how things work in the X world that aren't really delved into. the question of operating systems is a surprisingly straightforward one, as we know that there are at least three eras of reploids: the original line made from X's template, the improved line made by Dr. Doppler from the X3+ era, and the "New Generation" Reploids in X8+ made by an unspecified designer/developer for spaaaaaace work.

but image preferences? hooooooooooooooooooo. i can't offer a solid answer. but here's some ramblings about my thoughts.

what we DO know is that Reploids were derived from X's template and that they started off as copies of his design/aesthetic, and if we're to take the Archie series as any level of canon (probably level 2 extra-canon) we have a very clear visual as to what the early reploids looked like. and that, despite this, the X series features mostly furry robots as characters.

now, on an out-of-universe level, i want to say that i remember this decision was made because it creates more imposing silhouettes--megaman is a franchise designed for baby children first and foremost, and it's easy for child brain to correlate humanoid shapes as friends and feral beasts as enemies. however, A: i cannot find a source for this, and B: Sonic the Hedgehog

in either case, whatever the reason is, in-universe we have a very clear disparity between the originator of reploids being humanoid (the original term repliroid is even a portmanteau of "replica" [in the likeness of] and "android" [a humanoid machine]) and the majority of on-screen reploids not being humanoid. which tells me that body image is a BIG THING among reploid culture, and either chassis remodeling is a relatively easy process or a lot of reploids are willing to invest a lot into being a different person than who they started out as.

this is something briefly touched in the Classic series, with Tundra Man (a late line Robot Master) intentionally remodeling himself into a body type that he prefers, but it's fleshed out further with the (chronologically farther) X world in the design changes to the non-animal characters--Zero, Alia, and Sigma all similarly sport different bodies as the series goes on. the only person who doesn't change much in the main series is X, ironically enough, outside of Command Mission. Alia X8 and Layer are silly designs that were designed for fanservice first and foremost, but we can reasonably surmise that (in-universe) they chose to look that way. i'm not about to tell a woman she can't wear a car hood as a bra if she wants to, but i will think that it'd look better if it was put back on the jeep because i need that to fucking drive.

meanwhile, there's a lot of obvious correlations to be made with early X Mavericks and their designs being optimized for the environment. icy area gets the penguin. aerial area gets the eagle. underwater area gets the octopus. but as the series goes on, the correlations become significantly less appropriate and it's clear that animals were chosen for their design aesthetic. the munitions factory gets.....the hornet.....? i guess, like...the hornet stinger missiles.......?

it makes more sense if you take iwamoto's X mangas as level 2 extra-canon like the archie comics, because Blast Hornet was a reploid biker-gangster punk who became a hornet for the shock factor. which ends up leaning back to the original theory that reploids ultimately end up choosing how they look--if not from the onset, then further down the line.

you could probably make a solid argument that the X series is a very trans-friendly future, and that nearly every major character is trans and nobody bats an eye about it. instead the robot police are mad about the crimes and murder. but the creed is "be gay do crimes" so this is actually oppression 🙄

[inventors-fair]

It's a Bird, It's a Plane - Commentary

Surprise! I actually did something on time (or at all) for once! Let's get zany and plane-y!

@wolkemesser — Shard of the Twelve Worlds Okay, so flavorfully I really like this. For those that don't know, the Shard of the Twelve Worlds was a byproduct of the Sylex blast that created a barrier around Dominaria and a few other planes that restricted planeswalking. However, restricting the planar die this heavily seems to me like taking all the fun out of the format. In addition, I'm not entirely sure why it has you sacrifice creatures to roll the die.

@aethernalstars — Rifts Unseamed So, here's where I have to come clean. With planechase, there are two main ways to play it. The first way is with each player having a planar deck that they own. The second way is a variant way, where there is a central planar deck. Admittedly, I've only played the latter, and I'm aware that the variant version is how most planechase players play. Because of that, and the fact I didn't take time to post a warning about the variant rule, I'm going to treat this card as if it said "your planar deck" or "the planar controller's planar deck," and apologize profusely. But anyways, I really like this card, as well as the flavor. Yeah, the second recorded instance of the MtG equivalent of a nuke would probably re-open some of the rifts that the first blast had. I love the way that this kind of nullifies some of the effects of planes, while amplifying others.

@salamileg — Vriox, Omenpath Ravager I really like the flavor of this, a rollicking satyr that was formerly a follower of Xenagos, acting upon an opportunity to follow in his footsteps. I think one thing to be wary of is that there's an impetus here to stack your deck with as many chaos abilities that tell you to planeswalk afterwards, so that a planeswalk puts up to 5 or more counters on Vriox. In addition, I think reminder text would really help on that first ability, just to make sure players understand when the chaos ability occurs.

@greensunzenith — Portable Beacon This is a wonderful design. Flavorful, well executed, and simple. I especially like how the loyalty ability is only rolling the die, while sacrificing the beacon is a definite planeswalk. The only thing I would maybe change is resticting the latter ability to sorcery speed, since there seems to be precedence in making sure planechase actions are all sorcery speed (without the help of outside cards at least.)

@little-red-rabbit — Cliffs of Ot For those wondering why this says "Plane Land," it's just because of limitations with MTG.Design. I love this, it's clear that you had a design motivation you wanted to follow, and I think having the telepathy ability goes well with the preestablished lore. A few things to note, I believe that the plane should be Alara, just because that's what the Bant, Esper, etc. planes have as a subtype. In addition, adding the cards in each player's hands is a lot to track. I would probably still play this though, just to steal my opponent's sol ring.

@flowrot — Hellrider's Canyon Hooooooooooooooooooo-wheeeeeee, this is playing on my biases so hard, and I love it for that. I'm super excited for Thunction, and I think that this plane making blood tokens is a perfect way to encapsulate a dangerous ride that could really help or really hurt. The one thing I would change is I would add a condition that gives each player Blood tokens, given that this card in a vacuum assumes you're the one that will be rolling chaos, and only does something on planeswalking to it.

@walker-of-the-yellow-path — Fractal Reality As someone who was ecstatic when The Master, Multiplied was revealed, this phenomenon excites me. In addition to any shenanigannery you can pull with this, it also plays on the multiplayer aspect of Planechase in a fun way. I really like the use of Chaotic Aether's wording too. The only issue that I see, is that this could just be a plane on its own? It would make more sense, and you would be able to add a chaos ability and maybe some planar flavor for Karsus or Xerex or maybe even Arcavios.

@grornt — Golos, Omenpath Explorer This is an amazing use of a character we've already seen, and it encourages playing into Planechase mechanics. A part of me worries that straight WUBRG without tap is a bit too cheap for a plane tutor, and I'd like to see that as a sorcery since instant Planechase-ing seems to be resticted to two-card combos.

@spooky-bard — Errant Arrester Oh Garleth, we're really in it now. This is super flavorful, and I think that it's good enough that it would even see play outside of Planechase. The ability makes you think twice about rolling, but the fact that it only hits a single target balances it out enough that I could see this in whatever the next planechase product will be (fingers crossed).

@i-am-the-one-who-wololoes — Chaos Engulfes All I'm slightly torn on this one. Technically, this breaks the trend of single cards only doing Planechase things, which I'm against. But, it does it in such an orderly way that I'm not sure it matters? The bigger issue I have with this card it the second part, which would make it the third card that cares about next main phase without it specifying "this turn" or being an attack trigger. It's not something we see often, for good reason.

@lanabutnotdelray — Foraline, Royal Pilgrim I like this. It's not too exploratory, but it's nice and simple, perfect for newer players to explore Planechase with. Nice work.

@batatafilosofal — Planar Binding I like the idea of this card. An O-ring effect that's tied to Planechase mechanics. Love it. Not sure whether or not the "a permanent" is intentional, as that means it can exile those with hexproof. I'd also like to see a nonland clause in that, just because I can see a scenario where someone ramps into planeswalking to this phenomenon, and restricts other players from planeswalking away from it.

@genericaura — Deghir, Omenpath Rampager I think that this is really good. Technically not sorcery speed on the Planechase actions, but given it's tied to combat damage, I'm not worried about it. The body is really good, and the upside makes me think this should maybe just be a 5/5, but what do I know.

@just--a--penguin — Planar Scrying Interesting. Six mana is about where drawing four cards gets you, so that's alright. I also like the not-really-scrying of the top four of your planar deck. It helps you plan for the future, while also leaving room for something to go wrong (5/6 sides of the planar die are specifically not planeswalk, so).

@fractured-infinity — Omenpath Investigator//Interplanar Adventurer Alright, so I'm not so hot on the instant speed Planar die. I like the once per turn clause, but doing that on an opponent's turn is kind of iffy given how precence has been set. I like the methodical nature of this though. You're pretty much ensured to switch faces along with planeswalking and chaos ensueing. The growth spiral on the front is nice too, letting you ramp into more rolling.

@deg99 — Runestone Omenpath This is interesting, with the first and last abilities affecting the entire table. A very group-hug card, but with the added benefit of letting you planeswalk. I like it! Not sure why it's a legend though.

@snugz — Dack, Destiny Deviant Okay, so technically this doesn't meet the standards of the contest, since there's nothing on it that interacts with Planechase specifically. I still think that this is a really good card to put in a Planechase deck though, since it doubles up your dice abilities, and helps out with making sure you get either Chaos or Planeswalk when you need it. The grouphug +1 is also a nice touch, playing off the multiplayer nature of the format.

@nine-effing-hells — Pandemonium Cantor This is interesting. I'm not entirely sure what the point of this card is, but it certainly is chaotic. I think that the first ability needs reminder text that tells players whether or not the chaos ability of the former or latter plane triggers, and the second ability is chaos just for the sake of chaos. I think if this was at my table I might just kill it to make sure I can keep my chaos abilities.

@mmmmmin — Bottled Plane This is really cool, I super like the idea of taking a plane card coming up and either keeping it for later, or just shelving it cause it's not useful. I have a few minor corrections in terms of syntax. I would have it reveal cards, because I'm not entirely sure you can draw cards from the planar deck. I also would make the exile clause be like, "when this card leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with Bottled Plane on top of your planar deck in any order," and the sacrifice thing be the planeswalk. That way it's still functionally the same, but uses some updated wording to make it run a tad better.

@coolcoolcooltighttightight — Quintorius, Avid Explorer This is a really cool Quintorius card, and I love the inclusion of blue to represent his stepping in for Rootha during the Phyrexian Invasion. I also think the last clause is super nice, cause who doesn't want an Elephant lad as a commander? I do kind of think that the abilities are a bit much though. Like, there's the Planechase mechanics, surveil, and investigate all on one card. All of these together are a lot to take in. Technically all of these are deciduous (apart from the Planechase but shhh), but it kind of explodes in my face. Big ups on making the -3 abillity give incentive to rolling the planar die, as well as the "chaos ability" and +2 play off of Lorehold's whole schtick.

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HOLY CRAP. This was a lot. I loved seeing all of your cards, and I hope that y'all are proud of what you made. In addition, I really hope that y'all enjoy the next contest, which was posted while I was typing this out. Seems like y'all aren't done planeswalking anytime soon!

Cheers! -@gollumni

[scarasimping]

Think you got enough TO DO ANYJRO ROUND IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

“I need you so fucking badly” HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARA PLZ SHOVE YOUR FINGERS IN ME COCKWARMING ME GOD IM 🛐🛐

U got me down bad for this man AND THAT LINE WAS PURE GOLD

HESGHSBESH

hehehehe im glad you guys like him >:]

i was honestly unsure if I was happy with the dialogue ending that piece but im very haopy to see it was well received 😭😭

but just to add on to the ending

if she said no to another round he wouldve just been like "okay im gonna need like 10 minutes of alone time to fix this" no questions no protests, just yeah HSHS

hes just a silly lil guy

[cyberphuck]

totk plot and quest spoilers

Link: Hey Tulin, maybe you shouldn’t stand so close to the edge of the hoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link: *falling ass over teakettle through the air trying to aim at a giant centipede’s frozen anus* Tulin: Be careful! Link: SHUT UP AND HELP ME Tulin: I am the sage of wind, and I pledge myself to help you defeat the demon king! Link: *flashbacks to the last time a bunch of people pledged themselves to him and ALL OF THEM DIED*

[impishtubist]

I have successfully avoided shopping for new summer clothing for years, but what was supposed to be a few days’ trip to my parents’ turned into a multi-week trip, and it’s now summer weather here when I only packed winter clothes, and I had to go shopping for shorts and tank tops today, and hooooooooooooooooooo boy the hatred is off the charts tonight lads! My body is vile and there’s a reason I never go shopping for it or ever look in a mirror but my hand was forced today! I hate it! I hate this! I hate summer and how it’s necessary to show skin in order to stay somewhat comfortable!

[rjalker]

O:

HE DIED IN 2020 WOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING BASTARD

[baphoballs]

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION HAS LOGGED THE FUCK IN AND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOY I WANNA BLOW UP THE GODDAMN SUN I JUST WANNA GET LAID AND I KNOW IM BEING A DRAMATIC PIECE OF SHIT ABOUT IT BUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS DEPRIVED AND UNHOLY I SWEAR ON THE DIRT ON THE EARTH MY MOTHER IS CRUEL AND RIDICULOUS IN HER MOCKERY I WILL RAZE THESE UNFETTERED PLANES TO ALL IMPECCABLE STANDARDS AND SHE WILL BOW TO MY EVAPORATING RAGE

i AM SO

INDESCRIBABLY TIRED OF LIVING UNDER HER TRASHY UNKEMPT GODFORSAKEN DUMP OF A HOUSEHOLD AND THE LAST WORD THAT EXITS MY VILE CORPSE WILL BE IN DETEST OF HER LEGACY.

GET ME THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF HERE. PERMANENTLY.

[ayamisc]

manga rant. 7.17.09

(c) Tite Kubo (BLEACH) (c) J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros. Entertainment (Harry Potter) (c) Kishimoto Masashi (Naruto)

HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………… (laugh— Renge style)

anyway.. again, BLEACH was awesome.

i knew once MY vaizards came into the picture they'd totally KICK ASS.

but.. but,,, shinji went for aizen at the last page…… oh dearie…if he dies… well.. that's another fave character of mine that's gonna go then… :sigh:

hope not…

ANYWAY.. Naruto..

that damn danzo.. i swear… SOOOOOOOOOOO ambitious.. sigh hopefully he doesn't interfere with naruto..MUCH.

Sai is getting cooler and cooler! yay!!!!! ..oh and Yamato too of course. hahaha konohamaru appeared today. but.. yeah.. haha

and Kakashi is just waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too awesome. I swear….. hahaha..

and.. and… AND… why do i get the feeling the mizukage is more than she appears? and yeah.. the tsuchikage too.. but there is still more to the mizukage.. more than the tsuchikage.. hmmmm…

and. and. and….. they're ALL going to the Land of Iron. I'm sooooooooooo excited!

…oh. and I saw Harry Potter yesterday.. well.

all i can say is this:

I have the same feeling I had when I finished reading book 6.

Yeah.. u get it right? sigh

PS….. On a side note, this was the most boring Harry Potter movie ever..

PPS. This blog was originally posted on DeviantArt.

[thequietmanno1]

Thelreads, MHA 269, Replies

1) “Nope, no flashback to Aizawa, Mic and Cloudy, we`re still at the lap of Napiness, right as Shigaraki`s about to wet his bed- well, wet his floor with his bed that is.”- What’d you expect when his alarm clock was the equivalent of an air-raid siren? 2) “Now please let`s go to the next page because she`s scaring me”- Sorry to say, the nightmare fuel doesn’t exactly run dry by this point. Shit’s gonna get dark here, mark my words. 3) “Oh, right, he needs an activation command. Well, I think the Doc can still hit a few buttons and unleash him, so y`all better move yo asses there ASAP, because the alarm is about to be turned off.”- Mirko moves super-fast, but sound is even faster, Doc never had a hope of pressing that button once Mic had a clear line of fire. 4) “Oh, sorry dude, you think you can actually stop Mic? Well, prepare for the biggest “fuck off” you ever heard on your entire life. “- He reserved that for Tomura – and more importantly, the Doc. Gotta a nice big earful of that slammed into his head before Mic’s fist did. 5) “OH SHIT I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS REALLY GOING TO BREAK ANY SECOND, HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL HOLDING UP?”- The Doc wanted Tomura as protected as he could possibly before from outside interference – and also, given the tank seems to be similar to the one the High-end were incubated in, they’d need to be strong enough to contain them if they tried using their enhanced strength to break out. Granted, it’s unclear if this would stop Tomura if he wanted to break out, but luckily, he’s still not conscious… 6) “I CAN HEAR THE DUCKTALES MOON THEME PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND”- Well, he sure couldn’t, after getting his eardrums blown out by that sonic boom. 7) “OH THAT`S GONNA BE A GOOD PUNCH, ISN`T IT?

THERE`S NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT THE PAST MIC, BREAK EVERY TEETH THAT MAN HAS, SHOW HIM THE POWER OF THE BANANA HAIR, GO YOU LITTLE FUNKY LOUD MOONMAN “-The first of many, many karmic blows against this man to come. Karma has arrived, and it’s gonna be a messy one, given what he’s done to the humans he’s been experimenting on. 8) “YEAH MIC, FUCK HIM UP!

PAYBACK FOR MAKING YOUR HUSBANDO SAD! THAT`S THE SHIT! LET YOUR HANDS DO THE TALKING, AND BOY ARE THEY GONNA BE LOUD WITH THIS GUY”-Best part is how Garaki’s eardrums being blown means he can’t tell what Mic is saying to offer some excuse why he shouldn’t get punched in the face, so he can’t weasel out of Karmic retribution anymore. 9) “yeah yeah, cry me a river- you`re definitely gonna be crying once Mic is done turning your face into a pancake.”-This was actually genuinely disturbing for me the first time reading it. Those tears aren’t because his dreams and ambitions have been shattered, it��s because AFO’s ambitions through Tomura have been stopped. He might be a mad scientist, but at his core Garaki is a true-blue Kool-aid drinking believer in AFO’s plans and ambitions, and will sacrifice anything for them. Knowing that he holds such a detestable man on such a pedestal honestly made me hate Garaki even more. 10) “HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AND THAT ONE IS DOWN

HOLY SHIT THEY OBLITERATED HER, SHE DIDN`T EVEN GOT A FIGHTING CHANCE”- The High-Ends are a unique case, because they’re both crafty and powerful enough that lethal force is the best preventive measure. Them being psychotic villains pre-operations mitigates the morality of killing them somewhat. 11) “OH FUCK THERE IS GONNA BE A TWIST

I DON`T LIKE THIS. I DONT LIKE THIS AT ALL”- Despite it all, he’s still smiling…. @thelreads