#HONEY IT RANG AND RANG EVEN THE COPS THOUGHT YOU WERE WRONG FOR HANGIN UP

[ybcpatrick]

i cannot wait for the deluxe version of stick season by noah kahan to come out on friday i need to hear all of dial drunk so FUCKING BAD

[goblinbabe666]

dial drunk- noah kahan

[stuffnthangsss]

Gravity Falls x Songs Pt. 4: "Dial Drunk" & Stan Pines

Why do Noah Kahan's songs work with Ford & Stan so well?

I'm rememberin' I promised to forget you now But it's rainin', and I'm callin' drunk And my medicine is drownin' your perspective out So I ain't takin' any fault Am I honest still? Am I half the man I used to be? I doubt it, forget about it, whatever It's all the same, anyways

So y'all know those aus where Stan calls Ford via payphone and doesn't hang up, right? Right.

Stan promising to himself (and Ford) to forget Ford but his inhibitions lowering as he's drunk in one of the states he's not banned in. Stan drunk and wondering where things went wrong, who he is, who he used to be, who's to blame etc. "Am I half the man I used to be?" "Am I honest still? (the implied "was I ever?")"

The subsequent disregarding of the answers to those questions "I doubt it" but "whatever." It doesn't matter.

The intoxication making his emotions intensify and logic/reasoning leave, leaving him with the pain for Ford blaming him for every thing.

I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown In the name of someone I no longer know For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone Traffic lights and a transmitter radio I don't like that when they threw me in the car I gave your name as my emergency phone call Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up I dial drunk, I'll die a drunk, I'll die for you

Stan fighting his way through life, in the name of Ford, for Ford. Whether he wants to recognize that or not. Ford being someone he no longer knows.

Stan young, drunk, and alone in his car for the good part of 10 years.

Stan would have Ford as his emergency contact. Ford not picking up, a more likely scenario than you want to think. Outsiders thinking Ford of being harsh for a mistake from a decade ago. Stan dials drunk, thought he genuinely might die a drunk. Stan willing to die for Ford, no question behind it.

I'm untetherin' from the parts of me you'd recognize From charmin' to alarmin' in seconds I'll be bedridden, I'll let the pain metastasize But that's mornin', I'll forget it And the dial tone is all I have

Stan changing so damn much in the 10 years he's been on his own, whether or his own doing or not. Stan, the business man "charmin'" Pines. Stan, the young, reckless, dealt with a harsh hand, unwell "alarmin'" Pines. Detaching himself from the parts Ford’d recognize.

TW: Sui Attempt. Stan after an attempt, "bedridden," he'd let the pain spread instead of caring for himself, telling himself he'll forget it, it's fine.

Don't think of a dial tone being all that Stan has of Ford. 😄

I beg you, sir, just let me call I'll give you my blood alcohol I'll rot with all the burnouts in the cell I'll change my faith, I'll praise the flag Let's wait, I swear she'll call me back "Son, are you a danger to yourself?" Fuck that, sir, just let me call I'll give you my blood alcohol I'll rot with all the burnouts in the cell I'll change my faith, I'll kiss the badge Let's wait, I swear she'll call me back "Son, why do you do this to yourself?"

And I said I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown In the name of someone I no longer know (I no longer know) For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone Traffic lights and a transmitter radio I don't like that when they threw me in the car I gave your name as my emergency phone call Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up I dial drunk, I'd die a drunk, I'd die for you

Stan begging the cops after either an attempt or getting arrested, aka trouble, that Ford'll pick up. The cops asking him if he's a danger to himself and Stan not caring at that point in his life. "I'll kiss the badge"–stretch but Stan doing things without his full consent to get out of trouble.

The cops asking why he's hurting himself like this, relying on someone that ain't gonna pick up.

[astars-things]

Song to listen to while reading. Lyrics will be included in the fic

Warning- this fic has mentions of alcohol and fighting.

Jack Hughes x reader

Jack stumbled out of the dimly lit bar, his senses muddled by the dizzying combination of alcohol and emotions. The bitter taste of whiskey lingered on his lips as he fumbled for his phone in his pocket.

I'm rememberin' I promised to forget you now But it's rainin', and I'm callin' drunk

He needed to hear her voice, even if just for a moment. With unsteady fingers, he managed to unlock the screen and scroll through his contacts until he found her name—Y/N.

Am I honest still? Am I half the man I used to be? I doubt it, forget about it, whatever It's all the same, anyways

His heart raced as he pressed the call button, the phone ringing once, twice, before her voice echoed through the speaker, distant yet achingly familiar.

"Hello?" Her voice was tentative, uncertain, like she wasn't sure if she should even answer.

"Y/N," Jack slurred, his words tumbling out incoherently. "I miss you. I need you."

There was a heavy pause on the other end of the line, broken only by the faint sound of music drifting from the bar behind him.

"Jack, you're drunk," she said softly, her voice tinged with resignation. "You shouldn't be calling me like this."

with all the emotions Jack was facing and the alcohol taking over, he wasn't thinking right. The first person he saw he punched letting out anger and sadness on this person

I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown In the name of someone I no longer know For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone

soon cops were called and Jack was thrown into the back of a cop car driving down the station. He knew he fucked up but he needed you. Three years just gone over a stupid fight and he chose alcohol to numb the feeling.

I don't like that when they threw me in the car I gave your name as my emergency phone call Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up I dial drunk, I'll die a drunk, I'll die for you

And he would he always would no matter if you were in his life or not. Nico ended up picking him up from the station that night. Nico took Jack back to his apartment and laid him in his bed with water and medicine on his nightstand.

 When he awoke the next morning, the memories of the night before came flooding back, accompanied by a pounding headache and a sense of overwhelming shame. He glanced at his phone, expecting to see a missed call or a message from Y/N, but the screen remained stubbornly blank.

With a heavy sigh, Jack dragged himself out of bed and began to piece together the fragments of his shattered heart, knowing that no amount of alcohol could ever numb the pain of losing the one he loved.

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I'm rememberin' I promised to forget you now

Singing for you darlin' in the same old way I first saw you

The last time I was in the back of a cop car I fell in love

Watchin' your red dress fall to the floor

Corner pocket at 12 AM

I'm undressing you in my head, my bed

Let's get some candles burnin' And some records turnin'

And the only thing I wanna do is find a spot Stop this car and throw it in park and get just Slow dance with you

My face on a cold window trying to sober up

I can still recall the words you said to me back then

All the lights down low take it nice and slow

But it's rainin', and I'm callin' drunk

Hoping for a slow song to come on the radio now

Midnight into morning with you

And if you leave just give me one more night

Let's lay in the dead grass Stare at the stars

So I've been thinkin' we need A little time alone

I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown

So whatcha say we cancel our plans? Tonight, I'm only gonna be your man

Right now he's got a bargain that he's taken too far

Getting close to you Making the most of whatever we got

I gave your name as my emergency phone call

The way your body's movin' Keep doin' what you're doin' To me all night long

Let's just leave here 'Cause there's nothing left to see

Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up

I'll rot with all the burnouts in the cell

Writin' our love song

Love that look in your eye

And I still see you walking away And I tried to say I'm sorry

But she won't believe you When you fall down on your knees

We were more than friends from the start

Even if it's just a slow dance in a parking lot

I'm saving you from sharing All the things that I've been through

The things you're looking for Are the things I'll never be

And I don't care what song comes next I'm falling right here, 

Let the passion take us to a higher place Makin' the kind of love we make

Cause there's no one That you'll find that's quite like me

"Son, are you a danger to yourself?"

Ain't nobody get you like I do

What I'd give to have you back and in my arms again

Well, there ain't no way, baby To get me out this house When you look this good

"Son, why do you do this to yourself?"

Girl, I wonder, should we make another mistake?

She's wearing an old dress

And I couldn't find the words to make you stay

Let's wait, I swear she'll call me back

Next to me tonight That's the ecstasy I like

And do you want to take my broken heart?

Don't get me wrong No I don't want to hurt you

And I tried to keep you wrapped in my arms

He's sitting in the corner with a six pack of Corona

So listen to me girl You're just wasting precious time

Hiding all my feelings in the dark

I'd change that in a heartbeat just to feel your body

And I still see your fingerprints Running across my frostbit skin

You think you know me so well Who gave you the lowdown

[stood-onthecliffside]

son are you a danger to yourself??? FUCK THAT SIR JUST LET ME CALL. I WILL GIVE YOU MY BLOOD ALCOHOL I WILL ROT WITH ALL THE BURNOUTS IN THE CELL. I WILL CHANGE MY FAITH I WILL KISS THE BADGE. LET'S WAIT SHE WILL CALL ME BACK. SON WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF? and i said i ain't proud of all the punches that i've thrown... in the name of someone i no longer know.... for the shame of being young, drunk, and alone traffic lights and a transmitter radio. i don't like that when they threw me in the car... i gave your name as my emergency phone call... honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up. I DIAL DRUNK I WOULD DIE A DRUNK I WOULD DIE FOR YOU.

[cherrytoru]

mmmm dial drunk by noah kahan but w baji or kazutora hell even mitsuya or chifuyu

I gave your name as my emergency phone call // Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up // I dial drunk, I'll die a drunk, I'll die for you

just thinking about him drunk out of his wits getting into some petty fight with some other punk & when the cops pick him up his first instinct is to call you. but after a pretty messy break up you have no interest in picking up the phone. figuring he got himself into the mess he can get himself out.

I beg you, sir, just let me call // I'll give you my blood alcohol // I'll rot with all the burnouts in the cell // I'll change my faith, I'll praise the flag // Let's wait, I swear she'll call me back // "Son, are you a danger to yourself?" // Fuck that, sir, just let me call // I'll give you my blood alcohol // I'll rot with all the burnouts in the cell // I'll change my faith, I'll kiss the badge // Let's wait, I swear she'll call me back // "Son, why do you do this to yourself?"

him trying so desperately pleading that you will call back you will listen you will be there for him. but it doesn’t happen. it won’t happen.

[whileurmine]

open to: m/w/nb

plot: dial drunk by noah kahan. ur muse can be done being the responsible for showing up every time he needs someone, or ur muse can have fucked up when he needed the most.

character: johnny henderson. 42. shady ranch owner. willing to die by fire squad for your muse. has trouble understanding that love and devotion are not a bottomless well he can keep reaching into whenever he needs it.

"i don't like that when they threw me in the car, i gave your name as my emergency phone call. honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up." he shook his head, with a sigh. "i would die for you."

[azrantimes]

Romeo and Dial drunk??

Aka me relating every Noah Kahan song to & Juliet

"I'm rememberin' I promised to forget you now"

Juliet killing herself was supposed to be the end of the play. The end of Romeo and Juliet, as people. Their relatives would move on, and Shakespeare would write another tragedy. The tale of two lovers would be forgotten, if it wasn't for Anne.

"But it's rainin', and I'm callin' drunk"

Romeo is dead, or was. He doesn't know. All he knows is that he has to get to his wife, who rains on his parade by announcing her engagement, and he's banished from the wedding. He still manages to sneak in, a dumb act for love, something you'd do if you were drunk.

"And my medicine is drownin' your perspective out"

The poison that ends all. All Romeo could see was a dead Juliet and a vial of poison, there was only one solution in his eyes.

"So I ain't takin' any fault"

"I forgive you." Romeo doesnt hate Juliet, he loves her too much, but she doesn't love him back. Someone who loves you would kill themselves for you. He acted out of love, not out of rationality, he couldn't have known she was still alive.

"Am I honest still? Am I half the man I used to be?"

Who is Romeo Montague besides his imago? How can he be his real self if he doesn't know who he is? He wants to be better, for Juliet, but he can't even fight for her until the quill breaks. He hasn't moved on since he woke up, but Juliet apparently has, so has he changed that much by dying?

"I doubt it, forget about it, whatever"

Juliet is marrying Frankie and he can't do anything except letting her go. He's alive! He should be celebrating and moving on! Juliet deserves that.

"It's all the same, anyways"

Romeo and Juliet are destined to die next to eachother over and over again. It can't be rewritten.

"I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown"

Romeo isn't a fighter, he's a lover, but love is like a drug. Love can make you do crazy things. He didn't want to kill Tybalt, but he had no choice, right?

"In the name of someone I no longer know"

He's banished. He lost the love of his life, twice. He can't go anywhere. Everything he loves has been taken from him. Everyone he fought for wouldn't fight for him.

"For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone"

He's alone. He has been alive for less than 20 years and never felt like he was actually living. He's to deep in to change.

"Traffic lights and a transmitter radio"

Paris is far from Verona, but Romeo persisted, even if he didn't know Juliet's whereabouts, he wasn't stopping for anything.

"I don't like that when they threw me in the car"

I gave your name as my emergency contact"

A friendly carriage driver was his only ally. If it wasn't for him he would've never found Juliet. He didn't know what the guy's deal was but he was just as interested as Romeo himself in them getting back together.

"Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up"

Juliet didn't feel the same. Romeo felt rejected. How could she move on so fast and leave him in the dust after all he did for her? That went against his, and William's plans. He even apologized!

"I dial drunk, I'd die a drunk, I'd die for you"

And he was sure she'd do the same.

[themuseoftheviolets]

emmeline "I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown / in the name of someone I no longer know / for the shame of being young, drunk, and alone / traffic lights and a transmitter radio" vance

&

barty "I don't like that when they threw me in the car / I gave your name as my emergency phone call / honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up" crouch jr

[moss-in-hiding]

OKAY SO I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE

I’m gonna make my first zosan contribution angst- im sorry. CONSIDER THOUGH, Noah Kahan’s Dial Drunk- could totally be zosan angst

in theory: This could be pre or established, but Zoro and Sanji get into a fight, like a BIG one. maybe Sanji is trying to ignore his feelings, maybe this is after thriller bark or Whole Cake, either way

“I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown

In the name of someone I no longer know

For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone

Traffic lights and a transmitter radio

I don't like that when they threw me in the car

I gave your name as my emergency phone call

Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up

I dial drunk, I'll die a drunk, I'll die for you”

Especially the last part it screams zoro to me

like he gets drunk and lost at a bar and usually sanji would get him but not this time

[ybcpatrick]

OH FUCK STICK SEASON DELUXE IS OUT TODAY. FUCK

[nanlanmoarchived]

I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown In the name of someone I no longer know For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone Traffic lights and a transmitter radio I don't like that when they threw me in the car I gave your name as my emergency phone call Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up I dial drunk, I'll die a drunk, I'll die for you

[kar1nsworldx]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS SONG IS KILLING ME

"I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown

In the name of someone I no longer know

For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone

Traffic lights and a transmitter radio

I don't like that when they threw me in the car

I gave your name as my emergency phone call

Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up

I dial drunk, I'll die a drunk, I'll die for you"

NOAH KAHAN YOU ARE THE MAN

WHY DO I RELATE TO THIS SONG SO MUCH???????????

[thedevilandhisbride]

i have no idea how to make a cmv edit video thingy in the slightest because i am dumb but my brain cannot help but make one for will graham while i am listening to dial drunk by noah kahan

I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown In the name of someone I no longer know For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone Traffic lights and a transmitter radio I don't like that when they threw me in the car I gave your name as my emergency phone call Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up I dial drunk, I'd die a drunk, I'd die for you

its so fucknifgh good.... HUGUH also the cover for the album its from. what more do i need to say

yeah

[purposefully-lost]

I'm untetherin' from the parts of me you'd recognize

From charmin' to alarmin' in seconds

I'll be bedridden, I'll let the pain metastasize

But that's mornin', I'll forget it

And the dial tone is all I have

I ain't proud of all the punches that I've thrown

In the name of someone I no longer know

For the shame of being young, drunk, and alone

Traffic lights and a transmitter radio

I don't like that when they threw me in the car

I gave your name as my emergency phone call

Honey, it rang and rang, even the cops thought you were wrong for hangin' up

I dial drunk, I'll die a drunk, I'd die for you