#HOLY FUUU-

[ohjaimelannister]

If anyone here reads the Maeve Kerrigan series by Jane Casey please let me know because I need to screAM ABOUT THE LATEST BOOK BECAUSE OH MY GOD?!!

[sidebaxolotl]

Scott pilgrim spoilers also language warning////

Kim kissing roxy made me so fucking insane you have no idea im foaming at the motherfucking mouth LORD JESUS

[honeytama]

Hey I heard we’re talking abt Matty is this a safe space to talk abt how into humiliation he is :-/ he wants you red-faced and too embarrassed to speak :-/ absolutely insane abt it methinks- some guy hitting on you when y’all are out? Matt’s not lifting a finger, he’s sending you over to tell the other guy to stop looking at you because “my pussy is already molded to my boyfriend’s cock, so it’s a waste of your time” only it’s stammered out and you can’t even look up from the ground because you’re so goddamn humiliated that he’s making you do this :-/ it’s ok tho he’s fucking you splendidly when you get home and telling you how good you were for him and honestly! By the time he’s done riling you up and finally actually fucking you, you don’t even remember what he’s talking about!

😳 ye-yeah this is a safe space HOLY FUUU

ahem you are whipped for this man for him to be able to pull your strings this way and truly you’ll do anything bc the dick is just that good. i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s done this before,,, and you got a similar reward for acting so brave through his game

“y/n, i didn’t like the way he was touching you. go tell him if he doesn’t stop, we’ll take him back to yours to have him watch your pussy split on my dick. he won’t be able to touch you then. ok?”

“ok, i’ll be right back, matty 🙈”

he palms himself over his pants watching you ugh

we’ve heard that ‘men get post nut clarity’, i swear u have you have ‘post nut insanity’ after matt dick bc all u can say is: thank you for tonight, daddy! that was so fun! i loooove you, smooches mwah !!!

my head is light

[inkedcat]

hihi!

i loved your fic on laurance hehe <3 could i request one with gene and/or zenix (either mcd or ms/seperately)?

if that's okay with you, of course! have a nice day or evening :)

GENE (my street)

a/n: so i do want to apologize first for the extremelyyy late response (this was requested back in april, around there, and yes, i am exposing myself for being negligent of this account)… so hopefully this makes up for it!! also thank you for the very sweet request, and i don’t really know zenix that much so unfortunately.. no zenix…

cw: nsfw, perhaps ooc, late *falls down to my knees in devastation* ————

perhaps it had been the extra fun or tipsy feeling of stumbling into your home—that was completely innocent and warm looking, unlike what gene was feeling right now. he just felt a hunger for you that felt as if it couldn’t be tamed.

i mean, who could blame him?!

you were laying so prettily on your bed with the shirt he had worn tonight. which had been taken away from him, making him realize that he had no shirt…

oh but you just looked so ravishing, he couldn’t be mad at you. never.

especially since he was now prepping you to be with him tonight, in your bed. he was on top of you, staring down at your figure as your chest heaved with each hitch of a breath you took. ragged breaths left your kiss-swollen lips and it stirred something inside of him.

monstrous, some would say.

“i’ll take such good care of you,” he mumbled against your skin, nipping at the exposed collarbone from under his shirt you wore.

“gene,” you sighed, whispering his name so deliciously that it made his mind fuzzy for a moment. or was that the mountains of beer he had drunk..?

“go ahead,” your lips move in a hypnotizing manner, his eyes caught on every single movement you make.

“go ahead..?” he furrowed his brows, smirking.

“yes,” you breathed out. you pinched his arm, making him yelp. “are you gonna keep me waiting?”

“fuuu…” he trailed off, narrowing his eyes before realizing. you’re soaked and so was he. “no, of course not.”

“good,” you smiled innocently, batting your lashes at him. your hands were doing quite the opposite though, going down to seductively take your panties off.

exposeddddd.

gene immediately went to take his pants off, his belt coming off first and he put that aside—just incase, you never know—and finally he was free.

it wasn’t long till he was finally able to push in, your arousal being a good self-lubricant for his condom-covered dick because safety first. the hard thing was not going ahead and thrusting with all of his might into your pussy that felt too good to be true.

if only..

but as the gentleman he was, he waited for you to relax. your hands gripped the shirt you wore, your body suddenly feeling too hot for this environment. and with a smile, you took off the shirt.

fuuuuuuck. what mere human gave birth to this divine being..

“[name],” gene dragged your name out with a deep moan, a grunt leaving his lips as he thrusted deep into your heavenly hole. “you should kiss me..”

“why would i ever kiss.. you?” you gasped in between your words, groaning as he gave another thrust.

“because you looove this dick,” he giggled, his lips brushing against your neck.

“it’s a bit small, don’t you think?”

he gave another thrust, making you moan. even if you tried your hardest to hide the pleasure he gave you, it was impossible.

“you win,” you pout, grabbing a handful of his hair and pulling him down. you capture his lips in a passionate kiss, the dark locks soft in between your fingers.

“and i shall remain..” he nipped your bottom lip, a whine escaping your throat. “victorious.”

another moan came as he thrusted deep into your pussy, the lewd sound making you blush. “mm, sure..” you rolled your eyes, but got quickly distracted with his incoming thrusts.

“holy shirt,” you arched your back, your chest meeting his. you close your eyes shut, a string of super real curses leaving your lips.

“yeah, go on,” gene smirked, grunting and groaning with each thrust. his hair got tugged on with each slap of skin, the pain going straight to his groin. “take it..”

“mhm-“

“why are you so pretty?” gene mumbled against your skin, your teeth gently gnawing at your neck for a second before he pulled away to cure it with his ‘healing’ kisses.

you whined, your pussy fluttering tightly around him. he gasped, his dark hair falling to cover his teal eyes. “warn me next time to be prepared for a ravishing night like this..”

“who said-“ moan “-that there was a next time..?”

“your reactions,” he smooched your cheek, peppering kisses all over your face. he went down, trailing his lips down your neck with a deep inhale. “you just can’t get enough of this..”

you opened your mouth to retort but the only thing that came out was a sob. your thighs tightened around his waist, one of your hands gripping onto his shoulder.

“see,” he breathed heavily after also finding his release. his thrusts slowed down for a moment, using it to stare down at your flushed body. “can’t get enough..”

“i guess i can’t..” you pressed a kiss to his lips, moving his hair out of his face with a gentle hand.

[nightlightskaiser]

Just decided to watch @callimara 's Jelsa video (A bit late ik) cuz I found myself bored

And HOLY FUUU—

THATS NOT ONE BUT TWO OF MY OLD STUFF THERE WTF–

HOLY SHIT THIS CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD

[rockerrust]

Hi. Curse giver here. No more Metallica for you. Now you must listen to Baby Shark for the next TWO HOURS.

*Baby Shark starts slowly playing in the background*

H-HOLY FUUU-

[muggycuphead]

Ayo fellas, we got da news

Hey y'all, sorry for the sudden silence regarding my own posting, I was busy w/ a couple of things and well...I'm riding an f-ing hay rn

TL;DR I finished W1 ALT's final track and SON OF A B SOUNDS FUCKiNg sick FOR A MF LIKE THAT CAN BARELY STRIKE GOOD BEATS FOR SHIT

HERE HAVE A LISTEN FROM A RANDOM PART

it's still a wip but holy shit im peaking in serotonin from this, what the fuuu-

Btw, did/edited new sprites

(jake and vic's ogs 2 jic i didn't post em b4)

(these picos are for w1alt btw)

(^^ this one needs a fix)

Some concepts too!!

Also did some additions for the icongrid (they're not all, just the ones i can show for now)

However, Diknoz, Potato and Leonard's are old ones, and leo's is being as a ref

Arrow edits

There's more, but for now that's what i can let y'all know

See ya in a while, gtg now

[swoodthis]

Shit Max Says, Ys 8 edition

“THE KRAKEN!”

“You mess with the babbo, you get the stabbo.” (regarding Laxia)

“He’s so dad…” (regarding Sahad)

“GUN.” (Hummel)

“Dinosaur…?”

“Welcome… to Jurassic Park!”

“I killed my first dinosaur!”

“Yes! CRUSH THEM, SAHAD!”

(To the tune of the Jurassic Park theme like in the YouTube video) “Holy fuuu-cking shiiit, it’s a di-no-saur, Jesus Chriiiist, what the fuuuck~! Oh my fucking god, fucking di-no-saurs, holy shiii-iiiiit, what the fuuuuuuuu-uuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuck~!”

“FERAL HAMMER GREMLIN BABY!” (Ricotta)

“SLICE, SLICE, SLICE, SLICE, WOOOOO!” (Dana)

“STREET FIGHTER MONKEY!”

“Reject humanity, return to monkey!”

“I trained with the Street Fighter monkey! I’m trained in the art of gorilla warfare.” (Relating my experience to the friend who recommended the game)

[kosi-annec]

[HAIKYUU!!] Season 2 episode 22

Oh? Flashback? Ah, this was after the match with pink team i think

HSJHSJ "must've had to take a shit" I almost forgot about that LMAO

God, yama's becoming one of my faves now, look at him understanding that he messed up and is taking responsibility, look at him owning it and wanting to do better. I love this boi, he is probably the most relatable char here

And back to present! YAS DADCHI! Dammit, they almost got it. But fuck, mad dog's serves are so strong it knocked dadchi down

YES TANAKA GOOD SAVE! Ok they got another point thats good, gap's still big but we're getting there

GSAP AAAAA YAMA'S IN PLAY, LET'S GO! YOU GOT THIS!

AWWW god i love hinata just hyping his friends up

HSKSHS OMG ITS THIS SCENE, THE CHEERLEADERS LMAO

Oop another flashback. Awe he went to get advice from the person who thought him the float serve, he's basically yama's father at this point

Don't underestimate him, oikawa. He's a different man now

Breathe, yama, just breathe, and hit the ball, don't chicken out...

hhhHHHH- OMG YES YES YES!! IT WAS IN LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!! HE DID IT HE DID IT!

OMG HE FUCKING GOT IT! Nothing feels better than finally succeeding after failing so many times

GSAP AWWW TSUKI! He's believed that yama could do it the whole time. Another point for the ship

Omg wait, it finally clicked why enoshida was the one to defend yama all those episodes ago, CUZ HE GETS IT, HE UNDERSTANDS WAT ITS LIKE TO RUN AWAY, FUCK. I love this anime

"let's cut cut off" HA! Good luck with that, my boi is on a roll!

YESSS KEEP IT GOING YAMA! KEEP THE STREAK GOING!!

Oh fuck- they got it. Keep your cool, yama! THAT'S THE SPIRIT YAMA! KEEP FIGHTING

LET'S GO TSUKI!! SAVE YOUR MAN'S SERVE!

Uh oh, hun is your shoulder ok? Do you need a doctor??

Ya know i should probs be calling him tadashi instead of yama, for less confusion lmao

WOOOO KEEP IT GOING TADASHI!! 23-23, just 2 more points!

LMAO oikawa trying to be the reliable captain, but he's surrounded by mostly cool headed ppl

GOOD ONE-TOUCH TSUKI! Really out here saving his man's serves. OH! Nice eye tanaka!

ONE MORE POINT, ONE MORE POINT! COME ON! BRING IT HOME TADASHI!!

SHIT- seijo's got too good of a receiver. COME ON BLOCK HIM! FUCK- streak's broken. But tadashi did so good this round, the true MVP of this match

"next time, I'll get the 10 points" THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

COME ON, CROWS, JUST ONE MORE POINT!

FUCK- this is like the match they lost to seijo all over again...

Oh yeah, if aoba johsai loses this, this would be oikawa's and the rest of their 3rd years last match. I didn't even consider that... If karasuno wins, oikawa's never gonna have that final rematch against shiratorizawa..... Fuck, now I'm conflicted over who should win rn

HHHH FUUUUCK- idk if oikawa's gonna hit it, this show has subverted my expectations before...

OMG NOYA! Holy shit that could snap someone's neck off wtf. Forget about mad dog, that could legit give you a concussion

Shit, 27-26, seijo only needs one more point

God i want karasuno to win this, to get revenge for their lost before. BUT I ALSO WANNA SEE SEIJO VS SHIRATORIZAWA. I'm still rooting for karasuno, but HHHHH

HHHH MY ANXIETY CAN'T HANDLE THIS! FUUU- they lost. Shit, ok I don't think karasuno's gonna be able to win 3rd set... BUT I STILL BELIEVE! Even if I'm a lil conflicted, I still want karasuno to win

God, noya and tanaka just one the best hype man duo

3rd set, the one that'll dictate it all

[meezer]

succession s4e5 spoilers

okay I'm gonna liveblog it all in this post. or try to.

GOD KENDALL SOOO IS IN HIS CUNT ERA AND I'M SO HAPPY. HE'S FLOURISHING AND IT'S TAKING ME TO ANOTHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE TO EVEN SEE IT

shiv is looking so good this episode holy shit the vest omg THE LEATHER JACKET HOLY FUUU

the inquisitive and pensive kendall..... endangered creature

unrelated to anything he did but. me and my friends would have killed hugo with hammers I can tell you that much

he's so angelic like a tulip encased in new frost

GAHAHAHAHAH KENDAAALL I feel like a protective mother over this. ce ai făcut ken unde ai călcat în noroi??

THIS JACKET HOLY FUCK. OKAY. NEED. HE ZIPPED UP THE CUNTY JACKET WHAT A SERVE

GAHAHAHAHAH. I'm so obsessed with this outfit goddd the glasses are so cunty too

WILLA IS IN HER MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS PRIMADONNA GIRL SLAY

GDSGJDKFJKL TOMMMM

oh okay so basically, mattson should kill himself

KENDALL!!!!!! he looks like a seal in the second pic JKLGDSJKG EMILY UNDERSTOOD WHAT I MEANT. YOU CAN SEE IT TOO RIGHT? I'm saying it as a compliment if it wasn't already obvious btw I would light a cigarette near a box of dynamite for him so.

god mattson is making me SO uncomfortable he's like. hanging out with a weird socially inept computer engineering major. sorry HE'S MAKING ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE. NOT JUST THE SHIV JOKE (THOUGH ALSO THAT YES VERY MUCH SO) BUT JUST THE VIBES GOD WHAT IS GOING ON.

"shareholders won't, like--"

"can I just interrupt--

"I'd rather you didn't but--"

"--you right there?"

"you already did, so..."

AND THEN THE "can I interrupt you and just say 'fuck off'?" HOLY FUUUCK GFDLJKGJDKFLJKGFD

stfuuuu his eyes BRO.

HAHAHHA "we keep one of his old sweaters, less racist" SHIVVVVVV THAT WAS SO FUNNY

SHIIIIIIT GREG DOING SPY WORK. HOLY FUCK. SPY ERA!!! started from the bottom now we're here...... AND NOW HE'S TRYING TO GET THE ROYS TO SPILL THE BEANS AND THEY'RE HAVING NONE OF IT JKGLFDKJGDFKGJDLGDKFH FAILBOY

hey mattson you should kill yourself NOW.

II'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT TOM AND GREG'S ANTICS HE DIDN'T HAVE TO PUT HIM ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT..... LAFF

OH MY GOD WHEN THEY MAKE FUN OF THEM IN SWEDISH THAT WAS BRUTAL. AND IT'S SUBTITLED BUT THE CHARACTERS DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEING SAID. AND THEN KENDALL SAYS

ahahahHAHAHAHAHAHHA THE FOURTH WALL BRO THE FOURTH WALL. HOLY SHITTTT

KEN TAKING OFF HIS GLASSES AND GETTING SERIOUS AND GOING "you wanna do this here?" OH SHIT HE'S GOT HIS GAME FACE ON IT'S GETTING SERIOUS. LET'S DO THIS MY BROTHER

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY MATTSON JUST USED VAULTER AGAINST KENDALL FUCK YOUUUU FUCK YOUR WHOLE LIFE

a local greg has been spotted talking to jess

my brother kendall and his brother roman WAIT OHHH MY GOD? HE WANTS TO ? ? ? OKAY. OKAYYYYY

bro is ethereal OKAY THEY WON'T LET ME DO ANYMORE IMAGES GKLJDSJKGSDLKJF THEY WANT TO SILENCE US. we must overthrow the culture of corruption that silences women. fear not brave warriors I will be back.

[euphoricbi]

i got a man, but i want you . || nanami's assistant! ino takuma .

a/n . no nanamin slander but goddamn, ,, ino could and should get it.

✺ ˚ ◌ Summ a ry.

You fuck your husband's (Nanami), assistant, who so happens to be Ino Takuma, in the office— whom you seem to be having an affair with .

He hated himself, he hated this. Everything felt so wrong— his eyes looked down at your body, his hands holding your hips in place as he fucked into you. He knew cheating was wrong, but he wasn't cheating, right?

Fuck, you were so hot though.

Your back arched perfectly into his touch, your pretty voice whining about how close you were to cumming— he was close too. He huffed for a moment, eyes shutting as he just listened to the beautiful yet forbidden noises of him fucking his Boss'— No, Nanami's wife. "Fuuuckk, 'm close." he whispered out, eyes fluttering open to watch your reactions.

You looked so fucked out, so happy— almost as if this was normal. Your clothes were half on half off, his pants were messily pushed just below his thighs— enough for him to fuck you. He always fucked you when you were angry at Nanami for something, but he didn't mind that at all. Maybe fucking your husband's assistant in the office was pushing it— but gauging your reactions, you didn't care much.

Your hands gripped at Ino's biceps, then at his shoulders— trying to pull him closer. He leant forward, your lips being pressed firmly against his— his eyes rolling back into his head for a moment as his hips stuttered. The kiss was messy, drool dribbling down your cheek as you pulled away, a string of spit connected from both your tongues.

Ino covered your mouth as your body shook— after fucking you this many times, he knows your orgasms are loud. Your back arched, pussy convulsing around his cock, muffled cries of his name escaping your lips.

"Holy fuuu-uuhck— g'nna cum, fuck fuck. 'M g'nna cum.—" he grunted loudly— he repeated the mantra in his head— not inside, not inside, not inside. His hand slipped off your mouth, only to hear you cry out— "Please, please, cum inside me.—".

His whole body twitched, hands now laid flat against the desk as he shuttered, pushing his cock as deep as it could go inside of you— soft whimpers escaping him as he did so. He continued to lazily fuck his cock into you, the warmth of his load making you feel so full—.

He sighed for a moment before pulling out his flaccid cock, his thumb going to spread open your pussy lips before he stopped— face flushed.

Boss'll be back any moment, he thought. It took you both a few minutes, but you both got dressed. You sat on the couch that Nanami, prior to this, had put in Ino's office as your secret lover attempted to reassemble the papers that had fallen to the ground earlier.

The door opened, and there he was. Your husband. Nanami looked directly at you, a familiar scowl on his face whenever you two got into a fight. Ino felt the guilt pull at his chest, eyes quickly lowering to the papers.

"Are you ready to go now?" Nanami asked, his hand going to adjust the watch on his wrist as he looked at you. You just nodded, already feeling as if this was only the beginning of more awkward situations with that man.

Nanami exited after telling Ino to close up the office, as he wasn't coming back after taking you home. Ino glanced at you when he left, noticing you walking over to him— arms outstretched. Ino got up from his chair, arms immediately wrapping around your waist, your arms around his neck.

He felt his own hand lower down to your ass, squeezing the right cheek. You looked at him, noticing his bashful face before you kissed him— a kiss goodbye before you left.

He wants you to be his, and he knows you'd rather be his as well.

𓇼 ⏤͟͟͞͞★ ♡ (>。copyright— euphoricbi— cyrus, andi, do not alter/copy or paste anywhere . ☆)

𔓕𝅄🍰ㅤ˚ㅤ﹙t.ags.﹚ㅤ@cindol 𔓕ㅤׅㅤㅤノㅤ୨ৎ

[wilsons-limped-husband]

10000 likes!

Holy fuuu-

[deckandcodaylight]

13C

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Declan gasped out with pure bliss, the skillful way of Dakota's tongue against his tight entrance made him roll his eyes into the back of his skull. "Holy fuuu-" he moaned and bit into his lip, toes curling with ecstasy as he was semi-bent over a table inside his family's cabin. "Dakota... Fuck! You're so... Feels so good!" He could feel his own cock twitching and throbbing, droplets of precum falling onto the surface underneath him. "I could cum just with your tongue... Don't stop... Please."

[estelsawyer]

😩😳 HOLY FUUU

in response to the request post: handsome jack with a slutty outfit and piercings . do we see the vision here .

Man’s a menace

[mirrorbuns]

Holi! Ustedes ya hicieron su cartita? Yo ya, es muy bonito tener amigos con quienes compartir momentos tan lindos, se los haré saber muy bien fuuu!

Hi! Have you already done your letter? I finished mine, it is so great to create wonderful memories with the best of friends, I'll let them know fuuu!

[shoyoist]

here to tell you that the voice in this song sounds like hanma a lil 👀👀 THOUGHT OF U IMMEDIATELY GAHAHAHDSF