#HOLY FUCK??

[sirtouchstarved]

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME THAT THERE WAS A SONG IN THE STANLEY PARABLE MEMORY ZONE REFERRING TO STANLEY AS 'MY LOVE'??

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME. THIS SONG IS SO GAY???

LIKE IVE LOVED STANNARATOR FOR AGES BUT NEVER THOUGHT THERE WAS MUCH CANON ABOUT THEm.

BUT THEN I FOUND THIS??? HUH??/?? *HUHH?????*

[interpol-anonymous]

yo I think the new champion of the region I'm in might have straight up murdered the leader of the team we were keeping tabs on? like... the only evidence we have of what happened is an audio recording which seeeemed to imply that one of his pokemon killed him, but we KNOW she has a body count and absolutely had the means and motivation to kill the man.

like. I'd say this is a "and nothing of value was lost" situation but I think we might be FUCKED if she ever turns evil herself

[submission received and posted]

[silverselfshippingchaos]

GUYS CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE I'LL BE HEARING THE P.HOENIX VS I.FRIT THEME LIVE IN CONCERT IN LIKE TWO WEEKS???

THIS SHIT!!!! LIVE ORCHESTRA!!! IS THAT NOT NUTS /POS??!?!?! AJSKAQJWHQJSHQ

[andi-o-geyser]

ylfa is so terrified and it hits so hard, i’m literally going to cry

[sukusweetsb]

BABES WAKE UP I JUST FORGOT ANOTHER JJK CHARACTERS NAME!?

[caswlw]

NORM SHOT IN THE CHEST???????? HELLO???

edit: through and through in the gut(?)

[mayoiayasep]

oh my fucking god we're getting another tsukasa solo....

[bigbagofgabriel]

GET HIS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

WHA-

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[cidthecoatrack-blog]

Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

[thatstheproblemwithnapkinman]

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY

[onemillionfurries]

"want to learn more about this project? join our discord!" explode. "want to download this game? join our discord!" explode. "want to play this mod? join our discord!" explode. "need questions answered? join our discord!" EXPLODE.

[somerandomdudelmao]

AhH MMMyeah okay cool okay cool okay cool oka

[myclericalromance]

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever