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Anyone else surprised that Rarity has zero bitches in cannon
#rarity#mlp#mlp gen 4#incredible#she deserves some hoes damnit#like goddamn#pony posting#she even strikes out with dudes#and has a terrible taste in men clearly lmao#poor divorced girl#she deserved some BITCHES#hottest bachelor in ponyville#my little pony#friendship is magic
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watching yet another person fall from an unimaginably tall height
#this is kinda embarrassing#‘didn’t you draw a swk yesterday with the exact same color palette??’#yeah and I’m aboutta do it again#listen my color swatches are very unimaginative#sun wukong#journey to the west#jttw#lego monkie kid#lmk sun wukong#well kinda it’s sorta like my own fusion design on how I imagine the original and the lmk one mixed together#you ever notice that wukong designs overall hit the same beats#I like it I think the warm color palette suits him#tho I did originally wanna make him more peach toned#I still do this is just what we’re working with for now#digital art#my art#lmk fanart#jttw fanart#lmao if you think about jttw fanart has been around for a VERY long time#jttw is truly That Bitch#💅✨#listen man the guys like quadrillion times immortal I think it’d be alright for him to show off his snatched waist#he’s on his hot girl summer shit#also I think he’d kinda be a hoe about it#deserved honestly
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even if it was true that you somehow went through your entire american education without learning about other countries/cultures (which. doubt. world history is a required course in most american schools) that doesnt change the fact that america is DIVERSE to the point that most big cities will write signs in multiple languages or have literal neighborhoods dedicated to certain cultures so HOW have you avoided all of that? i grew up in a predominately black city and i still lived next to a halal butcher, chinatown, mexicantown, jewish cultural center so like…if youre over the age of 12 confidently saying that you dont know the name of any other country i hate to tell you that that’s not the american education system’s fault. they didnt teach you about omegaverse either and you know all about that!! open your window, look outside, and talk to people!! damn!!!
#text!#non-americans im so sorry these hoes are lying#they definitely tell us shit lmao 😭😭#also dreaming of mexicantown rn bc they had a bakery that sold good ass conchas#rips off my shirt to reveal another shirt with I <3 AMERICAN DIVERSITY written on it
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Duck Song but Radioapple
I spent way too much time on this LMAO
#radioapple#fanart#fan video#lucifer morningstar#alastor the radio demon#cursed cat alastor#duck lucifer#duckiedeer#appleradio#lucifer x alastor#lucifer and alastor#meme#hazbin hotel#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer hazbin hotel#lmao#made on ms paint bc I'm a broke hoe
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Did Les ever dated in the past? Also is he with anyone recently?
Les quit school really early, like 10-years-old early, and he started working soon after, so he didn't really have friends his age. That kinda puts a buffer on a teenager's social and love life. Though there was something that happened at a house party once, that was, uh... a bad experience, and it left him with a lot of issues. Also, partially because of this, he's not really someone who acts on his crushes. So he never dated before.
But at one point the band spent a few months in the same location (dunno the reason yet, but maybe they weren't getting enough gigs and they had to take up some part time jobs for a while), and Les developed a crush on a bartender at a nearby club.
She's the only OC of mine who's visually a bigger weirdo than Les, and he definitely saw a little bit of himself in her, and hoping for someone with some shared life experience, it's what initially attracted him toward her and vice versa.
So they had a thing going on for a short time. It never developed into anything serious because sadly they are very alike, which means they are BOTH morons who are shy about making the first move. And after a while they came to the agreement that they were better as just friends.
Floyd with his persistent crush was not happy about the possible romance at first, but he ended up being happy for Les, and he finally decided to give his hopeless longing a rest, since the only good it was doing was growing a rift between his and Les's friendship.
Funny enough it was Floyd backing down which allowed the two to grow closer. Les lowered his guard since he no longer had to overthink if Floyd would interpret anything he did or said as some kind of flirting or act of love, and he no longer had to brace himself for any uncomfortable romancing coming from Floyd either.
They were already good friends since the start but they became much more casual with each other and began to understand each other on a deeper level as years passed. As Floyd got older and more mature, and became an equal with the rest of the bandmates, it was actually Les who fell for him, hard. He didn't really do anything about it though, but Floyd eventually realized this and you know he did something about it. Though Floyd's crush had gone from looking at Les as this cool experienced older guy when he was younger to now seeing him as a shy innocent teddy bear compared to his lewd self ksjhdkjs.
So technically they became each other's first proper all-encompassing relationship. And by that I mean that besides the lovey-dovey obvious stuff, they were also best friends and helped each other grow a lot. Also Floyd by the time they got together, already started a habit of hooking up with strangers at parties, so being with Les forced him to slow down and progress through a relationship slowly and at a healthy pace for someone his age (since you can't really get anywhere with Les without a lot of patience). And Floyd got Les to become comfortable with opening up and talking about his deep-rooted feelings. They talked about issues they faced, many of which were related to Les's childhood trauma, instead of him just ignoring or suppressing it all. (Floyd also opened up about his own family trauma with Les obviously, but he talked about it even before they got together.)
The relationship, especially at the start, could still be considered questionable from an outsider's perspective, but so was the band's lifestyle in general. They were good for each other during that period while they were growing up and figuring themselves and each other out, which is what matters I think.
It was honestly mainly Floyd's undiagnosed bipolar disorder that made the relationship suffer toward the end of Floyd's days in the band. It created a lot of trust issues between Floyd and Les, and also Floyd and everyone else, heck it even made Floyd distrust himself, since he and none else knew or understood what was happening with him. This led to a lot of misery and anger that he mostly ended up directing at Les, and it was what eventually made them break up and Floyd leave.
#god damn it floyd's bpd at it again. what do i do with it. maybe i really should send him to therapy... 🤔#I know this answer is late but when I received the ask I was still developing the oc. whose name is Brook btw. i guess i forgot to say that#she is a sweetiepie and yes you will see more of her if you want#trolls#dreamworks trolls#ex bandmates#trolls floyd#trolls oc#les#brook#my art#answered#floyd in the first pic is feeling threatened lmao. bby you have no chance with him at this point go start your hoe career first#long post#floylie
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bi women when they get a boyfriend: i'm still bi. lesbians are so biphobic towards me
bi women when they get a girlfriend: my comphet was so strong i'm a lesbian now🥰🥰
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sleeping arrangements
[ didn't draw this with any specific intent, tag it however you want lol ]
#four swords#four swords manga#green link#blue link#red link#vio link#four hoes au#my art#blue's left arm is always pins and needles when he wakes up bc the blood flow gets so fucked over by red and vio sleeping on it lmao
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some hori sketches from volume 38
#i'm so- 😩#shigaraki tomura#tomura shigaraki#himiko toga#hitoshi shinsou#jin bubaigawara#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#horikoshi sketches#horikoshi art#kohei horikoshi#league of villains#shigaraki x reader#< i'm tagging it as that because i know you thirsty hoes are gonna appreciate this one lmao#x
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#arknights#shennong#shu#doodle#blood#tagging the blood just to be sure#i am suffering in levels unknown to mankind#they cant just give me inmortal dragon and not expect me to think of an AU where she meets Shennong like that#“ah yes. Me; the local farmer; and her mountain sized dragon god girlfriend”#Shennong tries to heal dragon Shu the same way she heals a random ass river heron#im convinced if a giant monster attacked Shennong she'd just pick up a hoe and smack it in the head like “dont step on my crops mf”#(while scared as fuck of course but she does it anyways JSDFKJDSFS#huge fan of the fucking “ill turn you into dust” “damn ok u wanna kiss me so badly lmao” dynamic SOBBBB#i have so much to yap about#and so little character limit NJKSDNFJSDJKS
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doctor and patient dynamic my beloved (puts them in water to see who drowns first)
#il dottore#scaramouche#genshin impact#genshin impact fanart#dottoscara#doodles#lmao i love these hoes#this idea been on my mind for a slutty slutty week#if there's any tw i should ass pls tell me
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#gf has mastered the Stand there and look pretty brand of zoning out#bf however stares intensely at nothing and scares the hoes lmao#patch art#fnf#friday night funkin#fnf bf#fnf gf#fnf pico
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thoughts on Laurent cumming untouched?
Ah man listen, could I tell you off the top of my head if that happens in canon or nah? No it’s been years ngl. BUT the one thing I know and will always remember is how those sex scenes are a display of Laurent.
I know fandom jokes loads about Damen (shock) and his favourite position being missionary (which actually there’s nothing wrong with that but that’s beside the point) but those sex scenes showcase Laurent and his preferences. His needs specifically. And Damen’s ability to read it in Laurent.
Laurent and Damen both get off on the exact same thing though in all of their scenes, quite starkly: intimacy.
In my experience stimulation is all well and good, its all just friction and body parts. But what makes sex really fucking out of this world is a connection. It doesn’t have to love but the best sex you’ll have is when you’ve clicked with someone. A play partner you spent hours discussing it with so you feel safe? Check. Love of your life? Obv. Someone you just met but have stellar chemistry with and insane lust? Yup.
Obviously good sex and intimacy are not one and the same. You can have great sex and a good connection without being intimate.
But Damen and Laurent are. Everything about it is intimate and they are both getting off on the fact it’s them. Laurent doesn't know he needs it to be intimate, but Damen knows. And he gives it to him. Laurent needed to be overwhelmed or he'd never let go, having Damen surround him is the only way he'd get there.
So, yeah man. Damen is like canonically a good fuck, but they share a pretty profound intimacy and a really fucking good connection, Damen can read Laurent so well and Laurent will only find letting go easier over time and with more familiarity.
Yeah, yeah he definitely comes that way. Laurent is the type to have a fucking orgasm just from Damen whispering to him and tracing the shell of his fucking ear.
Cos it’s Damen. It’s being known. It’s safety and love and intimacy and healing so yeah.
Laurent comes like that.
#ask#captive prince#lamen#unless you meant like in my writing specifically#in which case yeah man it's hot af to see a dude come that way#i'm always a hoe for writing that#cos i am a hoe for it irl lmao
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they couldn’t put me in smallville because imagine having a crush on clark kent and you gotta wait in line behind 10 other heaux to even get dude to look at you. 😩
#clark kent#smallville#black girl#black reader#dc comics#superman#smallville x reader#tom welling#hell nah#he got lana chloe rachel kyla lois alicia#that boy got HOES#he gon end up with lois anyway#damn#but he’s so fine#i’ll take the heartbreak#lana and chloe did LMAO#chloe sullivan#lana lang#lois lane#clois#clana#chlark#and you would be friends with him AND HIS EXES#dirty work#i would let that shit happen lmao#smallville x black reader
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People keep expecting characters to die on Wind Breaker. Worry not! Kakiuchi Yuri, professional flag destroyer, has our backs.
#he's so serious about it lmao#wind breaker#kakiuchi yuri#if there's ever something like the dp side hoe event on this fandom#petition for kakiuchi and destroying flags to be a prompt#the guy next to him is...#takanashi?#i forgot his name
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The duality of man
#Sanji: WHAT?! I could never harm a poor innocent BEAUTIFUL woman!!#Zoro: nah kill that hoe lmao#one piece#one piece zoro#roronoa zoro#one piece sanji#zoro#anime#meme#sanji#black leg sanji#my art#🐚🌊#artists on tumblr#zosan
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taking a step back and looking at the Heroes setup as a genuine Fire Emblem plot structure is actually fucking wild. imagine being Alfonse or Sharena, desperately trying to amass an army to protect your kingdom, and then your mysterious hoodie-wearing friend fires their glock at a stone shrine before screaming expletives because the hero that appeared from thin air wasn't sexy enough
#it's me im kiran#the amount of things i have said to my phoone that it doesnt deserve#also like. alfonse and shareena's dad literally died#and alfonse's childhood friend#like the storyline of heroes is actually so tragic and sad and yet#no one remembers it because we're all just grinding for orbs#kiran is actually a greedy fuck lmao#what a hoe#i love them#fire emblem#fire emblem heroes#alfonse fire emblem#askr fire emblem#askr#veronica fire emblem#shareena fire emblem#anna fire emblem#feh#fe heroes#kiran fire emblem#summoner fire emblem
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