#HJA

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EBVERYBODY BE QUIET THITS IS IRMPORTANT

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AHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!!! nobody asked for drunk kc that was my request </3 these are a few requests ive been workin awnn!! havent gotten to all of them just yet but the prompts are awesome thank yallll!!! :3 happy halloween ooo!!! (turbo x turbo jumpscare)(im either gonna render it or make more art of them becasue. goes really reallly realllly hard and i really like ittttuhhhgfdjghshjhkdfdfsklfg))) ..primarily inspired by @grouper,, i love your art so much im gonna. get you one of these days im still open to more of these btwss send whatevr just dont be weird ykykykyk

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Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Arab HJA Hala, 2023

[versinator]

Halálodra hja

Kardjából gomolyog idebe tetemed Végdalom üdvességét rőzseláng mentetted Kelnek? száradok lepusztult fátyolában Monda omoljanak sóhajokból változásban Eldöntöm keresztülnyargalák sziszegem alamizsna Lelkesűlten bánatért szopókája ártana?

Beások elpanaszolám jószántából országgyüléshez Gyaloglás? verik! tágulni szivemhez! Von? csúfolták ballaga környékez Életemnek! fiaidnak átövezé keblemhez Hogymikép imádanék ad! fonna Vígadok kettéreped esetben csinálna

Kehelynek lementén szentségtelenség kereszvized Emlékezést lant? lángifjunak éjjeled Megragadtam foltozva meghajoltunk istenigazában Elhagytanak dicsőbbek emelnem lakomában Jőjetek! modd hitelezők lehullna Főbe üvegnek elsűlt lepottyana

Vérén idelátszik fádat menyecskékhez Rivalgó fekvén dalszárnyon nevez Odafönn kereslek? gólyának kenyérhez Foghatják tengünk egyúttal épülethez Megálljatok! rátetted kezecskéd tartana? Jősz könnyének belé! tündérhona

Kezeinkből gyalogbodza sugár! véled? Nyugonni vándorélet leütni vélted Bakancsom ágrulszakadt fodrába nyúgalomban Lelt? fátyolában feleletben? romban Sejtésem ráfektetnek vizár kétségbarna Sopánkodásnak zsarnokvértül dacára szólana

Útmutatást táplálgatta csüggedésben környekez Beillenék amen borjúszájas nénihez Elérd kinunkra élére! éghez? Keletig gondolná kisleányt nevez Érkezésed lesujtani munkájára pózna Jelszavad enyhité fölmelegszem omlana!

[mitski-slope]

tgif mroe like tgjsufmiwgi (Thaknk God Jake Stokd Up For Millie I Was Going Insane)

[dunn-0]

i moved past aleksa having a broken dick too quickly

[melissa-titanium]

me not use HOLY SHIT or OMG inevery single message i send challenge iMPOSSIBLLLLLLL5RH5RH5RH5RH5RH5RH5RHIJDTHFES

[besedar]

:(

[fairymint]

📝 with the following fc I haven't released on my own blogs (or even used since early '23):

This silly guy is not beating the 'demon' allegations thanks to his grinning- whether it's on purpose, a nervous habit, or those viral filed-down or capped teeth.

He thinks you're very funny- His goal is to blow up, but he won't act like he don't know nobody. He knows you, and that's very neat. Goes with the flow. won't let a friend debase themselves and spiral.

His self esteem is kinda neutral overall- not a spoiled celebrity, but won't take shit either. Very aware that rising to the top means there's things you can't do, perfectly content to be a little 'cheerleader', play support, play humility. Still too big of a little shit to be knocked down, or avoid indulging.

probably annoying, probably too likable for anyone to admit that he is. if he has close friends or pokemon, they don't 'match' whatever aesthetic that he has. speaking of which, might not even be a he. won't attach to alpha masculinity. not defined by The Man, or The Girlboss, but might jokingly mock it.

almost defined by the phrase 'can't help it.' or 'who IS this guy? who invited him?' makes people as awkward as the 'drugs?' owl.

Name is something like River Laramie (From the leafy grove), or Aden (fire).

[no-144444]

nothing bad!- o.piastri

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summary: the sprint pisses you off, ted's notebook catches you at a bad time, you say some things, oscar posts some things, and it ends up being one of the most popular ad campaigns in history. oops.

pairing: oscar piastri (no.81) x fem! driver! reader

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You rolled your eyes as you watched the sprint end. Bullshit. Team orders had always left a bad taste in your mouth, but this was just bullshit. You sighed, looking at Mark, and he just rolled his eyes. Oscar was on par with Lando in his second season. Yes, there were some small mistakes or issues, but he was a fucking jet engine, and he deserved a team that treated him like one. He was going to be World Champion next year, you knew it, Mark knew it, everyone knew it. 

“Fucking arseholes,” Mark cursed. “What time is your quali at?” 

“12,” you answered. “I’m going to just go talk to him, see you in a bit.” 

You stood in Parc Fermé and he came up, pressing a kiss to your lips and sighing as his team congratulated him. 

“That was such bullshit,” you sighed, following him to his driver’s room after the media duties. “Wanna fuck to get all that frustration out?” 

He nodded, not even looking at the question like it was a joke. You both knew it wasn’t. “How long until your quali?” 

“An hour,” you shrugged, pulling him into his room with a smirk. 

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When you two finally resurfaced, you made your way over to your car, ready to slot it onto the grid, as you did, you were stopped by Ted Kravitz, the man, the myth, the legend himself. 

“Y/n! How are you feeling about today’s quali and sprint race?” he asked. 

“Good, yeah. Just need to get out and up there,” you nodded. You were the number one driver in F1 Academy, and F2. This weekend was an F1 Academy weekend. You’d won every race since you’d joined the series, a sweep of total domination for 2 years. 13 wins under your belt in F1 Academy, 12 feature race wins in F2, and 12 Sprint wins in F2. And you were only 22. 

“And how did you feel about Oscar’s Sprint race? You didn’t look so happy in Parc Fermé.”

You rolled your eyes. “If Lando really needs Oscar to take a side step like that over one point, maybe he’s not ready to be champion,” you shrugged. “And that’s coming from a friend.” 

You could feel the air shift as Ted smirked, knowing what a headline that would be. 

“Thanks for your time Y/n, we’ll see you on the other side of Quali,” he smiled, allowing you to walk on. 

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Pole position, again. 

It was almost funny how easy it was. 

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You made your way back into your garage and found Oscar looking proud, but slightly guilty…

“What did you do?” you asked, putting your helmet and gloves down. 

“Nothing bad,” he prefaced. “But I may or may not have posted something.”

You looked at him quizzically. “Show me.” 

He turned his phone around and you laughed. 

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oscarpiastri

liked by pierregasly, landonorris, y/nracing, and 839,231 others

oscarpiastri: get yourself a girlfriend who a) is intelligent, gorgeous, and awesome. and b) publicly humiliates your teammate over one point :)

comments

landonorris: low blow... i thanked you -> y/nracing: u forgot to thank beyonce.

user82: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

mclaren: please take this down xxx -> y/nracing: if he takes this down i'll bomb mtc. -> mclaren: OH GREAT HEAVENS.

zbrownceo: we know this diva 💜

lilymhe: hold up im trying to spell gorjus -> y/nracing: OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU DITCH ALEX FOR ME PLZ

carlossainz: at least you've got a leg up on lando... -> user22: ??? -> carlossainz: he hjas a girlfriend that loves him, lando's dumps him every four days -> landonorris: WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS RN????

oscarpiastri: who is this gorgeous lady? -> y/nracing: she's taken bucko -> oscarpiastri: not by lando norris 😹😹😹 (even though he asked you out first...) -> y/nracing: who the fuck would pick lando over oscar?

pierregasly: WHO IS THIS DIVA 💜

charlesleclerc: glad to see my daughter in law is still insane

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“Well, I’d better post something myself, shouldn't I?” you smirked. He nodded, a bright blush on his cheeks, knowing exactly what you were going to post. 

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y/nracing

liked by pierregasly, oscarpiastri, landonorris and 12,293,942 others

y/nracing: booo ln4. i'm into op81. oh yeah, also our skims collection is out on the 24th xxx

comments

user82: OH MY FUCKING GOD

user29: i have no one to talk to about this.

oscarpiastri: pretty girl -> y/nracing: pretty boy

landonorris: ??? ->oscarpiastri: I will actually gouge your eyes out, unlike this post right now. -> user92: WHAT HAPPENED TO POLITE CAT? -> oscarpiastri: his teammate became a bitch

user92: HOLY SHIT Y/N IS LOOKING GORG

lilymhe: my girl is beautiful

alexandrastmleux: my girl xxx

charlesleclerc: supporting! (with my eyes closed)

pierregasly: 👀 ->oscarpiastri: close them.

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navigation for my blog :) (masterlist)

[cheeksred]

BASED . 

"i ... it's YOU?" gia took giant steps backwards, attempting to create space between herself and the person she once trusted more than anyone in the world. her hands began to shake, and her eyes were blinking with the beginning symptoms of an ocular migraine coming on. the tears began to well out, faster than she meant to. so fast she couldn’t even stop them, even as her hands shook with anger. DONT CRY. she told herself. STOP CRYING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. her head shook again ... she was an idiot. she was a fool for letting someone in again. for letting them in again when a small part of gia always knew. “i asked you so many times ... and you stood there with you’re fake smile and lied to me. so many fucking times! tormenting me and torturing me wasn’t enough? you had to make me ... you wanted me to feel like this. like some fool.” gia continued backing up, looking for any escape route that seemed plausible. she couldn’t run, her leg mangled from getting caught on the stairs to this roof. she couldn’t jump. her fate was sealed. this was really it. 

[wadeassgrabberwilson]

my art hjas gone i nto the sewers (negative]

[hurtfulbf]

hjas anyone seen this image

[troger]

hja, további élmény még, hogy a leendő közvetlen munkatársak mindkét kertész-próbanapon azt adták spontán reakcióikkal tudtomra, hogy

gyermektelen és szingli férfinak lenni valamiért nem oké 😱

azóta is azon gondolkozom, vajon értelemszerűen homo lehetek, vagy "csak" impotens hetero, és hogy szerintük melyik a rosszabb 🤔

nos, ezt szerencsére már egyiküktől sem tudom meg 🤷

a következő kérdés egyik helyen az volt, hány éves vagyok (nem, az én koromban már nem leszek apa), a másikon az, hogy de korábban volt-e feleségem (volt, tehát nem vagyok buzi, vagy legalábbis nem voltam mindig az?)

[vyl3tpwny]

have you ever thought about how <3 looks like a cat with a party hat over his eyes? (also love ur music)

it kind of does but <|:3

there.; now it hjas eyes.

[sparklecur]

not even hyperbole that man Would hit his 8 year old son with a crowbar

i know its supposed to be a kind of joke-y song but drop the bass on the stereo by cg5 genuinely fits lurien and his dad so well

[autosadist]

i never listen to asmr but i followed this guy and pull him up sometimes because i like hja energy his vibe