#HJA

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EBVERYBODY BE QUIET THITS IS IRMPORTANT

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AHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!!! nobody asked for drunk kc that was my request </3 these are a few requests ive been workin awnn!! havent gotten to all of them just yet but the prompts are awesome thank yallll!!! :3 happy halloween ooo!!! (turbo x turbo jumpscare)(im either gonna render it or make more art of them becasue. goes really reallly realllly hard and i really like ittttuhhhgfdjghshjhkdfdfsklfg))) ..primarily inspired by @grouper,, i love your art so much im gonna. get you one of these days im still open to more of these btwss send whatevr just dont be weird ykykykyk

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Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Arab HJA Hala, 2023

[versinator]

Halálodra hja

Kardjából gomolyog idebe tetemed Végdalom üdvességét rőzseláng mentetted Kelnek? száradok lepusztult fátyolában Monda omoljanak sóhajokból változásban Eldöntöm keresztülnyargalák sziszegem alamizsna Lelkesűlten bánatért szopókája ártana?

Beások elpanaszolám jószántából országgyüléshez Gyaloglás? verik! tágulni szivemhez! Von? csúfolták ballaga környékez Életemnek! fiaidnak átövezé keblemhez Hogymikép imádanék ad! fonna Vígadok kettéreped esetben csinálna

Kehelynek lementén szentségtelenség kereszvized Emlékezést lant? lángifjunak éjjeled Megragadtam foltozva meghajoltunk istenigazában Elhagytanak dicsőbbek emelnem lakomában Jőjetek! modd hitelezők lehullna Főbe üvegnek elsűlt lepottyana

Vérén idelátszik fádat menyecskékhez Rivalgó fekvén dalszárnyon nevez Odafönn kereslek? gólyának kenyérhez Foghatják tengünk egyúttal épülethez Megálljatok! rátetted kezecskéd tartana? Jősz könnyének belé! tündérhona

Kezeinkből gyalogbodza sugár! véled? Nyugonni vándorélet leütni vélted Bakancsom ágrulszakadt fodrába nyúgalomban Lelt? fátyolában feleletben? romban Sejtésem ráfektetnek vizár kétségbarna Sopánkodásnak zsarnokvértül dacára szólana

Útmutatást táplálgatta csüggedésben környekez Beillenék amen borjúszájas nénihez Elérd kinunkra élére! éghez? Keletig gondolná kisleányt nevez Érkezésed lesujtani munkájára pózna Jelszavad enyhité fölmelegszem omlana!

[mitski-slope]

tgif mroe like tgjsufmiwgi (Thaknk God Jake Stokd Up For Millie I Was Going Insane)

[dunn-0]

i moved past aleksa having a broken dick too quickly

[melissa-titanium]

me not use HOLY SHIT or OMG inevery single message i send challenge iMPOSSIBLLLLLLL5RH5RH5RH5RH5RH5RH5RHIJDTHFES

[besedar]

:(

[fairymint]

📝 with the following fc I haven't released on my own blogs (or even used since early '23):

This silly guy is not beating the 'demon' allegations thanks to his grinning- whether it's on purpose, a nervous habit, or those viral filed-down or capped teeth.

He thinks you're very funny- His goal is to blow up, but he won't act like he don't know nobody. He knows you, and that's very neat. Goes with the flow. won't let a friend debase themselves and spiral.

His self esteem is kinda neutral overall- not a spoiled celebrity, but won't take shit either. Very aware that rising to the top means there's things you can't do, perfectly content to be a little 'cheerleader', play support, play humility. Still too big of a little shit to be knocked down, or avoid indulging.

probably annoying, probably too likable for anyone to admit that he is. if he has close friends or pokemon, they don't 'match' whatever aesthetic that he has. speaking of which, might not even be a he. won't attach to alpha masculinity. not defined by The Man, or The Girlboss, but might jokingly mock it.

almost defined by the phrase 'can't help it.' or 'who IS this guy? who invited him?' makes people as awkward as the 'drugs?' owl.

Name is something like River Laramie (From the leafy grove), or Aden (fire).

[no-144444]

nothing bad!- o.piastri

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summary: the sprint pisses you off, ted's notebook catches you at a bad time, you say some things, oscar posts some things, and it ends up being one of the most popular ad campaigns in history. oops.

pairing: oscar piastri (no.81) x fem! driver! reader

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You rolled your eyes as you watched the sprint end. Bullshit. Team orders had always left a bad taste in your mouth, but this was just bullshit. You sighed, looking at Mark, and he just rolled his eyes. Oscar was on par with Lando in his second season. Yes, there were some small mistakes or issues, but he was a fucking jet engine, and he deserved a team that treated him like one. He was going to be World Champion next year, you knew it, Mark knew it, everyone knew it. 

“Fucking arseholes,” Mark cursed. “What time is your quali at?” 

“12,” you answered. “I’m going to just go talk to him, see you in a bit.” 

You stood in Parc Fermé and he came up, pressing a kiss to your lips and sighing as his team congratulated him. 

“That was such bullshit,” you sighed, following him to his driver’s room after the media duties. “Wanna fuck to get all that frustration out?” 

He nodded, not even looking at the question like it was a joke. You both knew it wasn’t. “How long until your quali?” 

“An hour,” you shrugged, pulling him into his room with a smirk. 

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When you two finally resurfaced, you made your way over to your car, ready to slot it onto the grid, as you did, you were stopped by Ted Kravitz, the man, the myth, the legend himself. 

“Y/n! How are you feeling about today’s quali and sprint race?” he asked. 

“Good, yeah. Just need to get out and up there,” you nodded. You were the number one driver in F1 Academy, and F2. This weekend was an F1 Academy weekend. You’d won every race since you’d joined the series, a sweep of total domination for 2 years. 13 wins under your belt in F1 Academy, 12 feature race wins in F2, and 12 Sprint wins in F2. And you were only 22. 

“And how did you feel about Oscar’s Sprint race? You didn’t look so happy in Parc Fermé.”

You rolled your eyes. “If Lando really needs Oscar to take a side step like that over one point, maybe he’s not ready to be champion,” you shrugged. “And that’s coming from a friend.” 

You could feel the air shift as Ted smirked, knowing what a headline that would be. 

“Thanks for your time Y/n, we’ll see you on the other side of Quali,” he smiled, allowing you to walk on. 

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Pole position, again. 

It was almost funny how easy it was. 

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You made your way back into your garage and found Oscar looking proud, but slightly guilty…

“What did you do?” you asked, putting your helmet and gloves down. 

“Nothing bad,” he prefaced. “But I may or may not have posted something.”

You looked at him quizzically. “Show me.” 

He turned his phone around and you laughed. 

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oscarpiastri

liked by pierregasly, landonorris, y/nracing, and 839,231 others

oscarpiastri: get yourself a girlfriend who a) is intelligent, gorgeous, and awesome. and b) publicly humiliates your teammate over one point :)

comments

landonorris: low blow... i thanked you -> y/nracing: u forgot to thank beyonce.

user82: WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE HOUSE OF COMMONS

mclaren: please take this down xxx -> y/nracing: if he takes this down i'll bomb mtc. -> mclaren: OH GREAT HEAVENS.

zbrownceo: we know this diva 💜

lilymhe: hold up im trying to spell gorjus -> y/nracing: OMG I FUCKING LOVE YOU DITCH ALEX FOR ME PLZ

carlossainz: at least you've got a leg up on lando... -> user22: ??? -> carlossainz: he hjas a girlfriend that loves him, lando's dumps him every four days -> landonorris: WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS RN????

oscarpiastri: who is this gorgeous lady? -> y/nracing: she's taken bucko -> oscarpiastri: not by lando norris 😹😹😹 (even though he asked you out first...) -> y/nracing: who the fuck would pick lando over oscar?

pierregasly: WHO IS THIS DIVA 💜

charlesleclerc: glad to see my daughter in law is still insane

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“Well, I’d better post something myself, shouldn't I?” you smirked. He nodded, a bright blush on his cheeks, knowing exactly what you were going to post. 

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y/nracing

liked by pierregasly, oscarpiastri, landonorris and 12,293,942 others

y/nracing: booo ln4. i'm into op81. oh yeah, also our skims collection is out on the 24th xxx

comments

user82: OH MY FUCKING GOD

user29: i have no one to talk to about this.

oscarpiastri: pretty girl -> y/nracing: pretty boy

landonorris: ??? ->oscarpiastri: I will actually gouge your eyes out, unlike this post right now. -> user92: WHAT HAPPENED TO POLITE CAT? -> oscarpiastri: his teammate became a bitch

user92: HOLY SHIT Y/N IS LOOKING GORG

lilymhe: my girl is beautiful

alexandrastmleux: my girl xxx

charlesleclerc: supporting! (with my eyes closed)

pierregasly: 👀 ->oscarpiastri: close them.

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navigation for my blog :) (masterlist)

[cheeksred]

BASED . 

"i ... it's YOU?" gia took giant steps backwards, attempting to create space between herself and the person she once trusted more than anyone in the world. her hands began to shake, and her eyes were blinking with the beginning symptoms of an ocular migraine coming on. the tears began to well out, faster than she meant to. so fast she couldn’t even stop them, even as her hands shook with anger. DONT CRY. she told herself. STOP CRYING LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT. her head shook again ... she was an idiot. she was a fool for letting someone in again. for letting them in again when a small part of gia always knew. “i asked you so many times ... and you stood there with you’re fake smile and lied to me. so many fucking times! tormenting me and torturing me wasn’t enough? you had to make me ... you wanted me to feel like this. like some fool.” gia continued backing up, looking for any escape route that seemed plausible. she couldn’t run, her leg mangled from getting caught on the stairs to this roof. she couldn’t jump. her fate was sealed. this was really it. 

[wadeassgrabberwilson]

my art hjas gone i nto the sewers (negative]

[hurtfulbf]

hjas anyone seen this image

[troger]

hja, további élmény még, hogy a leendő közvetlen munkatársak mindkét kertész-próbanapon azt adták spontán reakcióikkal tudtomra, hogy

gyermektelen és szingli férfinak lenni valamiért nem oké 😱

azóta is azon gondolkozom, vajon értelemszerűen homo lehetek, vagy "csak" impotens hetero, és hogy szerintük melyik a rosszabb 🤔

nos, ezt szerencsére már egyiküktől sem tudom meg 🤷

a következő kérdés egyik helyen az volt, hány éves vagyok (nem, az én koromban már nem leszek apa), a másikon az, hogy de korábban volt-e feleségem (volt, tehát nem vagyok buzi, vagy legalábbis nem voltam mindig az?)

[gemini-sensei]

Smut where Demetri is still a virgin so Hawk wants to help him out so Hawk convinces his girlfriend to have sex with him because best friends share everything. Even girlfriends

(monster cock!Demetri, chubby!Reader, hand stuff, voyeurism, spit kink, instruction, rough sex) (unedited) (@sensei-venus)

"She's good, right?"

Demetri doesn't know what to say. Hell, he doesn't even have room to think because his mind is so foggy with lust and pleasure. Never in his life did he ever think he'd be having sex with his best friend's girlfriend, panting hard as she jerks his cock in her hand. He moans as she gives him a squeeze, pressing her thumb against the vein that runs along the underside of his shaft.

Hawk laughs beside him, smirk permanently plastered on his face as he turns his attention from Demetri to Reader. "I think he's enjoying it."

Demetri sits between the couple on their long couch, Hawk relaxed and casual as he watches and Reader eager to get her hands dirty.

"I sure hope so," she tells him, swiping the bead of pre that leaks from his tip. She licks it off of her thumb and hums. "I don't do this for everyone, but for Dem I can always make an exception."

She then collects a small amount of spit and leaned over the rather large cock in front of her. She let it fall out of her mouth slowly, letting both men watch as it left her plush lips and land on Demetri's hard, throbbing cock.

"Shit, he's so big," she curses, then smirks. "And I'm the first one that gets to take this fat, meaty cock. Everyone else is missing out."

"You worried he won't fit?" Hawk asks, raising an eyebrow.

"A little."

"Let me help you, baby."

He stands and walks over to Reader's other side, sitting behind her as she reposition to sit on her knees. His hand slides up her inner thigh, disappearing under his skirt. Demetri's eyes watch carefully, moaning as he hears his friend's fingers spread her wet pussy open. Then he shudders as she spits on his cock again.

He can't fathom the idea that they planned this out. He thinks no one could ever do something like this, but as he stares at Reader's rits about to bust out of her low cut top, it's irrefutable. His eyes rack over her body as she sits so pretty for them, then watches as Hawk slowly pulls her soaked panties down her thick thighs.

"Wow, babe, you're really into this," Hawk teases. He swirls the tips of his fingers through her wet folds and starts kissing her neck. "Should I be jealous?"

She giggles. "No. This just so happens to be the dirtiest thing I've ever done."

"Dirtier than the time I fucked you out on the trails and that hiking group was coming up on us... almost caught us...?"

Reader moans as he slips two fingers into her cunt. "Almost..."

Demetri's cock twitches in her hands at the story, hja mind racing with ideas of what that must have been like. How often do they fuck when they say they're going hiking? When was this time they were almost caught? What position were they in? Did they have to keep themselves quiet for long? How were they not caught?

"I think Dem likes it," Reader giggles as she handles his throbbing cock. She uses both hands to pump his shaft. "Go ahead, Dem. You can come. It'll help me out later, I promise."

Hawk chuckles. He starts to scissor his fingers in Reader's cunt and continues his verbal teasing. "It would have been so easy for someone to catch us. All they would have had to do was walk off the trail and just a few yards away, I was fucking her brains out. She was on her hands and knees, tearing up dirt while I was balls deep in this warm, tight pussy. She was begging for me to fuck her harder, so I did and she gripped my cock like she was trying to suffocate it."

Demetri groans loudly as he comes hard. Big spurts of cum escape his cock and land on his bare stomach. He's the only one nude, his jeans and boxers on the floor and his ankles. His shirt is lost somewhere else he can't remember now. So he coats himself in large ropes of cum and as they slow down, it covers Reader's hands. She grins and slathers his load all over his cock, using it as lube for what's to come. She even rakes it off of his stomach to use, then licks what's left off of her hands.

"He tastes pretty good," she hums and looks at Hawk over her shoulder. "Wanna taste?"

"Sure." He smirks and bows his head, kissing her. She moaned as he shoves his tongue into her mouth, swirling it around hers. While he does that, he pulls up the front of her skirt to let Demetri see how he he finger fucks her.

It's wet and sloppy, his hand drenched in her arousal. It's slick and warm, running down her thighs and dripping onto the couch. Then he adds a third finger and she has to pull out of the kiss to moan, settling her lustful eyes on Demetri as her hips jut out and change the angle of Hawk's trusts.

"Fuck, right there," she moans, resting her head back on his chest. He repeatedly hits her g-spot and makes her whine loudly. "Oh god, I'm gonna come!"

Her hips thrust forward into his hand as she climbs up to the point of no return. She falls into bliss and let's it consumer her as she comes all over Hawk's fingers. It's forceful and his fingers get pushed out of her and she squirts hot liquid all over the couch cushions. It's by far the hottest thing Demetri has ever seen.

Hawk holds Reader by the hips, keeping her upright as she rides the wave of her orgasm. When she starts to come down from the high, she leans back against him, almost limp. He presses his hard on against her ass, Maki g sure she knows how much she turns him on. He kisses her cheek and chuckles from his chest, a deep rumble. It sends shivers down her spine before he even whispers in her ear. "You're not done yet, baby. You gotta take Dem's virginity, reammeber?"

Demetri fidgets at the mention of why he's there to begin with. This was never how he invisioned his first time with anyone, but now in his early adulthood, he's ready to just get it over with. Rip the bandaid off so he won't worry about it later, but as he sits before his best friend and his girlfriend, he asks himself why he agreed to this. It's absolutely absurd, should be impossible, and yet, here he is.

Reader nods and takes a moment for herself before crawling over to Demetri. She climbs onto him and rests on his lap, her pussy against his still hard, cum covered cock. She anchors herself by holding onto his shoulders and he's left to look up at her flustered face, plush and swollen lips, and half lidded, post orgasm, sexy eyes.

"You still wanna do this?" she asks sweetly.

He nods and she smiles at him before she begins rubbing her pussy along his shaft. The vein along his cock pulses at the stimulation and he feels the hazy fog encroaching once again. He moans as he watches her cunt glide along his cock, cum collecting on her lips and making a bigger mess.

"Grab her hips, hold them tight. Grip them hard when she makes you feel good, she loves knowing she's doing a good job," Hawk instructs him, sitting beside his best friend and undoing his pants. He relaxes against the cushions as he pulls his own cock out, tip red and angry as it leaks a little bit of pre. "Praise her. Make sure you tell her how good it feels to have her fat cunt wrapped around your dick."

Demetri swallows hard and nods. Finally finding hiswords, he says a small, "okay." He does his best to not look at Hawk's cock, but fails almost immediately as his friend groans deeply as he slowly pumps himself.

He grabs onto Reader's hips as he was told to do and gives them a small test squeeze. She moans as he presses his fingers into her tender flesh. He looks up at her, heart hammering in his chest, which only quickens when he sees the sinful pleasure on her face.

Reader lifts her hips once she's had her fun making his slick with her own arousal, then reaches down to position his tip to her entrance. She rubs the knobby head over her opening, then lowers herself down on it until it pops it. She lets out a long moan as it settles just inside her and her walls clench around it. Then she sighs and sinks lower and lower and lower until her ass meets his thighs.

She sits there for a moment, still as his heavy cock sits inside her, pressing against her most inner depths. Her fingertips are digging into his shoulders, but he doesn't even care, marveling in the way she took all of him in one go.

Reader looks at Hawk with a playful smile. "Thank you for prepping me. That would have been hard otherwise."

Hawk smirked, still jerking his cock slowly. "Of course, baby. I wouldn't want you to have a hard time." He stops everything and leans over, pressing a longing kiss to her lips. She smiles against his lips, but gasps loudly as he tears her shirt open. It tears easily and her tits fall out of the ruined fabric. "That's much better."

He looks at Demetri. "Wouldn't you agree?"

Demetri nods slowly, distracted by the perfect, fat tits in his face. Then his head title back as Reader begins swiveling her hips on top of his. He squeezes her hips and she smiles. He feels so good inside of her, their hips digging into each other as she tries to force him deeper into her cunt. The tip of his dick nudges her cervix and she gasps.

"Oh fuck!" she lets out. Her head tilts back and she exposes her neck to him him, Demetri following the line of her jugular down to her collarbones down to her fat tits. "Need more of that..."

He doesn't know what she's talking about, but she distracts him once she starts lifting herself up.

His eyes fall to her cunt as it leaves his cock glistening in her wetness. Then she drops herself down on him hard and he groans loudly, shoving his fingers into her hips. She does that again and again and again, creating a chorus of loud, needy moans along with his borderline delirious and lustful groans. He feels the head of his cock battering her poor cervix and he things she knows she was talking about a moment ago, but his mind is too hazy again to really think.

Hawk bites his lips as he watches his girlfriend fuck his best friend into oblivion, knowing how good it feels when she drops her weight down on his lap. He jerks his cock harder now, keeping his eyes on Reader as her cunt greedily swallows up Demetri's large cock. He listens to the lewd noise being made by the two, how hot it is that she's moaning on another man's cock.

Well, not just any other guy.

His best friend.

He was so happy she was willing to do this. After all, it's about time Demetri said goodbye to his v-card. He's tired of listening to him bitch and moan about it every time sex comes up in conversation. Hawk was done with listening to Demetri talk about what he thought it would feel like, so he'd share his pretty girlfriend for the night to give him that knowledge. Hopefully he'll go out and find a pretty girl of his own to put it to good use later.

Or not.

Hawk smirks as he sees Demetri sneak a glance as his cock and he swipes the bead of pre cum off the tip as he's looking. He quickly looks away and Hawk is left to wonder just what he's thinking about when he looking his way, oblivious to the fact that he's been caught...

[vyl3tpwny]

have you ever thought about how <3 looks like a cat with a party hat over his eyes? (also love ur music)

it kind of does but <|:3

there.; now it hjas eyes.

[autosadist]

i never listen to asmr but i followed this guy and pull him up sometimes because i like hja energy his vibe