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schaddrenfeeu · 1 year
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CELEBRATE HIM
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team-mavericks · 11 months
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@timebranded
There's a loud thud outside Lucas' front door as Tamako drops off a custom made grandfather clock at his doorstep. Gatz' voice can be heard on the other side.
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"Excellent form, Tamako. You even stuck the landing." He was joking a little bit.
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"I don't see why we can't just give it to him directly. It's weird to have a personalized gift just dropped at their door instead of bringing it inside or even saying hello."
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"Lucas is a busy man. Truth be told, I don't even know if he's home."
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"Aren't you like a professional stalker or something?"
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"Not for this case. It's complicated. Remind me to never tell you about it. Now c'mon, we got more errands to run."
The two of them left, Gatz on his chopper and Tamako on her ATV. Tamako may have dropped a few of the straps that held the clock to her vehicle as she took off.
{ LUCAS HAS OBTAINED A GRANDFATHER CLOCK! It's made of mahogany and stained just a shade darker than usual. The entire thing looks like a tree trunk with a glass cover to see the pendulum. There's openings at the top for plant life to be added at the operator's discretion. The pendulum swings an imitation Adamant Orb. It's suspiciously not suspicious, but there's no surprises involved. Taped to the window of the pendulum case is a group photo of the Mavericks. In it, Morgan is blowing a kiss to the camera, Rin is giving the middle finger with a smile as if asking for a fight, and everyone else seems to be taking a normal happy photo. It simply says "Happy Birthday" on it. }
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jabberwick · 5 months
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Human Bill Cipher
(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)
And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.
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batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.
one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.
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foolsocracy · 4 months
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identity reveals are always fun
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noknowshame · 2 years
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
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garpen · 4 months
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12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?
Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.
Jason: Is that a joke? I can’t tell if that’s a joke.
Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.
Jason: And he’s…from the circus?
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based off that matpat photo
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sunglassesmish · 2 months
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buck + babies
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panrao · 9 months
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Spoilers, it's dysphoria
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prideprejudce · 2 months
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I am truly hoping that daeron is the spitting image of alicent. not only will it make complete sense for him to be shipped away from kings landing after his birth because his very appearance goes against otto's usurping propaganda that alicent's kids are "true targaryens" while rhaenyra's are "half breed strong boys" but alicent having to look in the face of the only normal child in the family surrounded by monsters for brothers and an already half gone sister and seeing his face of disgust and fright and it's her face. it's her face staring right back at her
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radiance1 · 9 months
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Damian: [brushing his teeth]
The shadow hanging over his shoulder: [Gets its teeth dangerously close to Damian's shoulder]
Damian: [Shoves a toothbrush into said shadow move and starts brush]
The shadow: [Pauses before starting to let out a contented purr]
Damian then spits out the foam and washes out his mouth, then makes the shadow do the same and then picks out pjs.
Damian: [Currently decided if he should go with the cat, dog, or knife imprinted one]
The shadow: [Starts getting dangerously close to Damian with, toxic green spirals it calls eyes]
Damian: [Throws the dog imprinted one behind him at the shadow and takes the cat imprinted one for himself and tells the shadow to put it on]
The shadow: [Stares at the clothes before hesitantly putting them on before letting out a noise of distress]
Damian: [Turning around to find the shadow somehow stuck in the pjs, lets out a sigh, then starts to help them fit]
Damian then moves over to the bed, he points to one side and tells the shadow to go there. The shadow listens, laying down as Damian also lays down, grabbing the sheets and covering them both.
It barely took a few seconds for the shadow to fall asleep, and Damian stared at it. Damian wasn't quite sure why the shadow of his dead twin was following him, nor why it was even able to and seemed to hide itself from anyone who isn't Damian.
Nobody besides him knew about it, and Damian decided that he liked it. This could have been his younger brother, if the other had survived, and they would have probably been told to fight to the death to decide an heir.
At the very least, that won't ever happen.
Even if his brother was slightly unusual.
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Danny did not remember much of the before, he remembered people with blurred faces and features, blurred colors. He remembered a lot of colors, then red, then white, then pain.
He doesn't like pain, he believes.
Then he remembered going to sleep, and then he woke up. It was dark and slimy and cramped when he woke up, especially when he realized someone else was in their with him.
Then he fell asleep again, then woke up to that same dark and slimy place, then fell asleep again, all in some weird cycle. Then, moving, and pain.
It hurt, and he was sluggish when it eventually stopped. Then came pain again, and he was asleep.
Then he woke up, again.
He didn't know what was happening, wasn't really aware of too. But he woke up next to the other who was in that dark and slimy with him, and decided he wanted to stay with them.
He wasn't aware enough for most of the things that happened when Damian grew up, but he still stayed regardless, and hide from everyone else.
Danny loves his brother, and he thinks his brother loves him too. Even if he was slightly unusual.
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psipaka · 3 months
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Forgot to post it here
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exdivine · 4 months
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has anyone seen that woman on tiktok who’s mother was in a BDSM dom/sub relationship?
her mother wore an “eternity collar” around the children, engaged in non-sexual BDSM behavior around the children (getting on her knees to serve water to her “dom” is just one example), and even explained the “rules” of her dom/sub relationship to the children.
this woman is explaining how being exposed to BDSM as a child negatively affected her, and the comments are like “but not all kink/BDSM people” like???
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seamayweed · 3 months
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What would you have me do, Mother?
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON — 2.04 “The Red Dragon and the Gold” // Maia Baia, Mother
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attyrocious · 1 year
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op / inktober day 6: golden
happy birthday, Law! coordinate your gifts next year
okay i sketched this out last night, paused because, 'oh shit hold on am i lore timeline accurate??' and then loaded up the Law novel and finished reading overnight first
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