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[realboutfatalfury]

OF COURSE.

[fandemoanium]

Thinking about annoying the shit out of yandere bakugo by telling him he’s tying me up wrong.

Chiming in every now and then like “bro u should really use a square knot there, otherwise it’s going to come undone” “just use a double column tie man, it’s easier and holds better”.

Will I piss him off? yes. but good lord do I enjoy finally being better than him at something.

[thepotentialof2007]

“he has to use those tactics ‘cause he’s always had the slower car!”

oh lord. ok, just. taking that at face value, good to know the haas drivers have free rein to any means necessary themselves up the grid

[theonly-vagina-kyungsoo-will-fuk]

Buff Jasmine kills me every time. I'm deceased. I'm writing this from beyond the grave.

Gotta love her 🥵

[radiorenjun]

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE RENJUN FIC RECC

tYSM LITERALLY I WAS STUDYING FOR MY EXAMS AND I SAW UR NOTIF I WENT "NOT NOW SWEETIE, MOMMYS READING A RENJUN FIC"

[heymacy]

🔪

[bunkernine]

New Rome Make-up 🙋🙋🙋👹🙋

So a question always considered about New Rome is if its a solely magical town. For the most part it is, but there are also a few mortals as well! Some of the more involved mortals handle the domestic affairs outside of New Rome, but others treat New Rome as a normal town. It begs the question: how many mortals live in New Rome?

tl;dr? New Rome is home to many! In the city's population, about 73% of citizens are a legacy, 19.7% are monsters, 7.3% are mortal, but only 2.4% of the population can't see through the mist!✨While one in every 5 people is a monster, roughly only one in 40 people can't see through the mist!

Here's the deep dive if you went below the Read More 💕:

This is a (rough) make-up of the town:

[Image Description: Two pie charts, both titled "New Rome Population". The first pie chart is made of three colors: purple, the biggest chunk labeled 73.0% representing Legacies; green, the next biggest chunk labeled 19.7% representing Monsters; and blue, the smallest chunk labeled 7.3% representing Humans. The second pie chart is the same, except the purple slice is now divided between a dark and bright purple. The dark purple represents "Legacies (First Gen) and is only 20% of the pie chart, while the bright purple is worth 53.0% of the pie chart. It is labeled as "Legacies (Non-First Gen)". END ID]

About 73% of those in New Rome are legacies of some sort because of generations of Romans living here, while only about 20% of the entire population are first-generation demigods (this number increases exponentially when Greeks begin to move in). There are more friendly monsters than mortals which makes sense- it's probably best to live under the surveillance of demigods rather than getting sliced and diced on the street. The term 'Monsters' is applied to most creatures, for instance, Argus, satyrs, talking animals, and pegasi fall into this category. However this means that over 91.7% of New Rome is filled with magical beings. What is the other 7.3%?

🔍 Here is a closer look on that <10%:

There is no research on how many mortals can see through the Mist. It's assumed that all mortal parents to demigod children can see through the mist, but this isn't true! So we'll take our percentage based on the Seven: Sally, Emily, and Fredrick are definite yeses; Tristan is a confirmed no; Esperanza, Beryl, and Marie are questionable. We'll move Marie to yes, because it seems very likely with her Hecate connection, and we'll move Beryl to yes as well (she bragged about getting with Zeus twice so it's assumed she knows). Esperanza will be moved to the no's, for lack of evidence to sway her over.

So if the Seven is our sample, then 5/7 mortals would see through the mist. However, we have to remove Emily Zhang as she is the only one who also classified as a legacy- not a normal mortal. So that makes it 4/6 mortals.

Back to the 7.3%.... only 2/3 of those can see the mist, so 1/3 of the mortals living in New Rome can not see through the Mist! This is about 2.4% of all New Rome citizens are normal mortals living in a strange town with no clue!

Imagine living in a place where children disappear and run around in armor, statues seem to move, there's whispers of a ghost, and neighbors don't come out in the day. What a cute little town 😌

So we get these stats:

73% of citizens are a legacy

20% of legacies have a god as a parent

19.7% of citizens are monsters

7.3% of citizens are mortal

2.4% of citizens can't see through the mist (are not clear sighted)

🙋👹🙋🙋🙋👹🙋🙋🙋🙋👹🙋🙋🙋🙋👹🙋🙋

Why live in New Rome if you're a mortal?

New Rome was created for a safe place for demigods, and mortals we're not kept in mind, but here are the most common reasons why a mortal lives there:

→ 👶 born into a legacy family but genes got a little skimpy down the line

→ 👰 married to a legacy

→ 👪 parent of a demigod child, clear sighted or not (Frederick vs Tristan)

→ 🙈 mixed family of clear sighted mortals and those who can't see through the mist (Sally vs Paul)

→ 😳 safety from evil monsters (Sally & Tristan's kidnapping)

→ 👀 curious clear sighted mortals (Rachel before becoming the Oracle)

It is safe to assume that the 2.4% who can not see through the mist stay in New Rome because of family and connections to the demigod world. It could be heartbreaking knowing your family lives in another world you will never understand, or to see that world and never be fully apart of it... for some mortals they could even be driven mad with the thought! New Rome does have an odd number of maniae floating around 🤔

... Regardless of the reason, New Rome is a happy community of legacies, monsters, and mortals! While it can be difficult for the latter to live here, surely they will find the place as comforting as their magical peers! 🥰

🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹🙋👹

((canonically there aren't mortals but that doesn't make sense so I'm doing whatever I want, don't forget to hit subscribe and smash that bell for notifications if u want more content like this 😩 new rome is my bitch to explore, nothing about it makes sense but I'm putting my elbow grease into it 🤪... tho really thanks for reading, I know no one cares about math but thank you for indulging in me 😌💕 you're the best if you got this far))

[mightymosch]

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[paleiido]

Help i literally dont want to start season 2 bc i KNOW how Micheala is going to treat Zeke when it was Jareds fault in the first place 😭😭

[1-ore]

BABES I HAVE GOGGLES NOW!!

OR DADDY OBITOS MASK?

I CANT CHOOSE😠.

ITS THE GOGGLES FOR ME LOOK AT MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY

[thee-achilles]

🍬. | astrology observations & drabbles.

💥. | these are only observations i have made. please take them with a grain of salt. DO NOT PLAGIARIZE OR POST ANYWHERE ELSE. if there is anything you’d like to add, let me know! <3 |💥

🍬. | made by a libra sun, libra rising, and leo moon. :)

🧞cancer moon natives have special connections to their grandmothers. my brother and cousin have cancer moons and they speak so highly of their grandmothers and love them very much.

🧞mars square moon vs. the need to throw something when angry 😀 like calm down, honey, the world isn’t ending because you lost your favorite pencil 😀 (this is particularly a callout. shhhh.)

🧞not an observation, but i love gemini moons. heavily makeout with me under red led lights you absolute bafoons.

🧞libra placements are SO GOOD at playing dumb. too good. especially with our airhead stereotype?? come on, y’all. use it to your advantage, or don’t use her at all. 🙄 #girlboss or something idk.

🧞if someone’s jupiter is the same sign as your venus or vice versa, prepare to be spoiled. 🙄 it’s most likely as a “i got this because it reminded me of you” type spoil. gift giving is a love language with this aspect.

🧞pisces placements and their infatuation with the color purple. i have not met one pisces placement who does not absolutely adore the color purple.

🧞harsh jupiter-sun/asc. aspects may have been put down for showing their happiness/telling people about their accomplishments. they develop a tough shell at an earlier age. people may have thought that they were bragging or being arrogant for talking about what caused their happiness. :(

🧞while moon in 11H may be into activism, they have to learn to not be TOO involved with it. by “too involved,” i mean like neglecting their emotional well-being for their community. you can be mad. you can be angry. you can WANT to fight, but just PUHLEASE take care of yourself, and don’t put all of your well-being into it.

also, moon in 11H, don’t become emotionally attached to your opinions. others have differing views that are bound to come up.

🧞6H stelliums may have been late bloomers and if they have lilith in the 11H, they were most likely bullied for it.

🧞moving from that sad stuff, virgo & aquarius placements have amazing hairlines. that bitch never moves. she is cemented. she is the moment.

🧞venus in the 4H 🤝 “just chilling” as a love language. GOD they are SO respectful and they put your needs before theirs?? they don’t need to do that all the time, but they’re so considerate. the boyf has this placement, and his venus is in taurus too. :) (HOW IS HE SO HOT... AND RESPECTFUL-)

🧞venus/moon in the 9H may like listening to music in other languages! french and japanese are big ones i’ve noticed. :)

piggybacking off of this, they may also like “old timey” music like crooners, soft jazz, etc. they have such a charming music taste.

🧞children with both cardinal suns and a cardinal moon are SO BOSSY BAHAHAHA i was with my libra sun, cancer moon three-year-old cousin and he was telling me what to do while i was making him his lunch. like.. boy if you know how to do it, why not do it yourself, damn. 🙄😒

🧞leo placements and the irresistible, pulsating, primal urge to have a heated makeout session with each and every one of their besties. but, “bestie vibes only‼️😜”

🧞sagittarius risings are the hardest to point out- at least physically. i’m surrounded by so many and ???? i literally wouldn’t have guessed ???? also most that i’ve met have had a pisces sun, and a few with a virgo sun. y’all are mad sexy.

🧞capricorn moons are so??? OH MY GOD. love them. they’re the manifestation of perfection. they give such amazing advice, they’re amazing friends, they’re amazing beautiful, they’re just amazing. cap moons, please know how amazing you are. tell it to yourself in the mirror RIGHT NOW. 🤬‼️💪😾💥🥊

🧞pisces placements aren’t all about feet, guys. 😐 society 🙄 putting them into a box 😒‼️ anyways, further pushing them into that stupid little box, a lot of pisces placements i’ve met get feet injuries uber easily. like cramps, weird toe injuries and such.

they also may hate feet and obsess over cleaning them?? my brother won’t even let my put my feet on his bed without a proper shower. 😐 love you, pisces/5H stellium big bro. 💪😻

🧞 mercury in rx are SUCH GREAT ACTORS and singers too! they’re voice is soothing and just really great at tapping and channeling that mercury power. bonus if they have a prominent moon/venus. :)

🧞gemini, virgo, pisces, aquarius, and sagittarius placements are all BALLERS at chemistry.

🧞aries placements are stupid good at algebraic math.

🧞jupiter dominants have such pretty eyes :)

🧞(#103)asteroid hera in the 1H gives you SUCH a glow omg.

🧞pisces placements also have such weird births, too. y’all just gotta be born on that extra day of a leap year or be born 20+ days late 🙄 was the womb truly that comfy? 🤨⁉️ come on out, you’ll only sell your soul to the government for all eternity. 😈

on second thought, maybe they know where it’s at. i would’ve stayed in too if i knew i’d be procrastinating my SAT vocab essay right now. 😻

🍬. | solar return shit <3.

🦹🏻‍♀️okay y’all. we know the 2H rules finances, and stelliums there indicate financial struggle, however i’ve noticed that 2H prominence also could indicate a divorce in a SR chart. and with malefic planets in partnership houses too? oh, buddy.

🦹🏻‍♀️having a sagittarius asc in a SR chart could indicate travel.

🦹🏻‍♀️branching off that, jupiter dominance could indicate travel as well. jupiter in the 3H is more shorter distance travel and jupiter 9H is more longer distance travel. you could feel really busy with these placements, too.

🦹🏻‍♀️uranus in the 9H (if well aspected) is like “all of a sudden” getting super good at school. like you start understanding more and getting better grades. your public image in school changes too.

🦹🏻‍♀️my brother’s SR chart has his moon at 5°, his mars at 29° and his jupiter at 17° with his uranus in the 5H.🧍 his asc is also at 0°. truly the coolest SR chart i’ve seen.

🦹🏻‍♀️12H stellium?? in SR chart?? have fun going within yourself :) the divine is also heavily with you. you could be looking into your ancestors or looking to practice something esoteric.

🦹🏻‍♀️(#55555) asteroid DNA conj. IC could indicate a pregnancy/pregnancy scares. 👦 (my my isn’t it the consequences of your own actions-)

there y’all go. a first post. i put my whole anus in this, so i hope you lovely souls enjoyed. stream red (taylor’s version) and anything by fka twigs. until next time. 😈 (don’t steal my shit.)

©thee-achilles 2021

[n1k1tty]

enhypen reacting to you saying ‘i want a baby’

희승 [heeseung]

- you guys were just cuddling on a rainy day

- and then you came across a video of a cute baby

- and then you just started searching for more. then BAM 💥: baby fever

- HONESTLY I FEEL LIKE HE’D BE THE ONE TO ASK

- like he was watching tiktoks with you too

- and then he suddenly just says “i want a baby”

- and then u were like “ME TOO”

- you both just started watching more baby videos bcs you both love babies very much

- “how about we just adopt a pet. i don’t want to see you hurting for 9 months yet ;(“

- HES SO SWEET😡🤬

제이 [jay]

- u guys were in a cafe just for funzies😝

- and a kid ran up to you and handed you a flower bcs he thought u were pretty

- jay swore he felt like destroying the whole world so no one could harm you after seeing your smile

- after the kid left you were like “babe i want a baby😕”

- literally chokes on his drink

- “how can you say such thing out of the blue😃”

- he knows how much u like babies.

- pls his heart literally aches (in a good way) whenever he sees you play with his nephew 😩😩

- “we’ll have our own family when you’re ready. we’re still young after all” he plays with your hair

- when i tell you, your heart felt like it was gonna explode

- “you better keep your promise😡”

- yea he became ur fiancé like a few months later or whatever 😃🙌🏼

제이크 [jake]

- LOOK 🧍🏻‍♀️ I FEEL LIKE HED TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU

- he loves children, he’s just bad with them LMAO

- like you went to ur niece’s bday party ur her favourite aunt

- and like u gave her to jake because you had to do something

- AND THE BABY STARTED CRYING LMAO

- jake was so sad cuz he really wants to be good with children

- and then you couldn’t help but smile at the sight of him trying to get along with her

- outta nowhere u were like “jakey, i want a baby :(“

- he laughs “i want one too, BUT OUR KID WILL PROBABLY END UP HATING ME”

성훈 [sunghoon]

- LMAO I FEEL LIKE HE’D BE THE TYPE TO HATE CHILDREN

- i can picture him fighting the urge to trip todlers

- but like when he saw you smiling widely when you were taking care of his niece, he couldn’t help but picture a family with you

- and just as if u read his mind you were like “when will you marry me🙄 i want a baby already”

- HE GETS SO FLUSTERED EVEN THOUGH U WERE JOKING

- “soon enough baby. just wait”

- YOU WANTED TO RUN 200 LAPS. BCS BOY DID U NOT EXPECTED HIM TO ANSWER LIKE THAT

- “after all i still have to take care of our baby gaeul— and you too…..i guess🙄”

- whatever 😁 you knew he was head over heels for you

선우 [sunoo]

- either hates kids or loves them LMAO nothing in between

- he knew how much you liked kids so he would often bring you to his family parties so you could play with his baby cousins/nieces and nephews

- his aunts would always remind him how much they liked you every time he brings you

- while you guys were walking home you were suddenly like “sun, can we have babies when we’re married”

- he’s like 😳😧🤭 “of course 😁!!”

- “you promise?”

- “duh😟”

정원 [jungwon]

- AAAAA DONT GET ME STARTED WITH THIS MAN

- bad with babies pt.2

- he’s such a caring person so i feel like he’d like babies tho LMAO

- you came over at his place and his parents weren’t home for the weekend

- (act as if he has a baby brother) and like he literally loves seeing you getting along well with his brother

- but at the same time hates it cuz his brother is stealing u away from him🙄😒

- him and his brother were bickering over who u liked more

- “y/n noona, who do you like more? jungwon hyung or me?😁”

- “you of course!” he gives you a big hug

- JUNGWON GETS JEALOUS LMAO “hey! that’s my girlfriend >:( go get one yourself!” literally hugs u away from his brother

- while they walk you home u were like “won, i want a baby“

- he just laughs “aren’t we still young? i dont wanna see you suffer just yet.” pt.2 PLS HES SO SWEET💔

니키 [niki]

- SO BAD WITH KIDS LMAKDNCOSNFKWK

- you let him hold your niece and she starts crying pt.2

- you start laughing at him cuz he didn’t know what to do

- “y/n stop laughing and help me!”

- the baby immediately stops crying when she’s in your arms

- “bruh, the baby definitely has favourites😒”

- “maybe ur just bad with children.” you laugh

- “i’ll get better once we have our own” he rolls his eyes🙄

- YOU ALMOST DROPPED THE BABY

- “yeah but what if—“

- “no what ifs🙄 you better still be with me after 14 years or the world is ending”

YALLLLLL 🧍🏻‍♀️ ONCE AGAIN THANKS FOR 100 FOLLOWERS. AYO⁉️⁉️⁉️

[kingdaddydaichi]

Can I get a Jealous Husband Bakugou smut, that the next day (after smut), Fem! Reader & Bakugou got called to the school, and a teacher said to them that "Katsumi told us, that her dad dragging her mom into their bedroom and a few minutes later she heard a slapping noises" Thank you!

🤣🤣🤣 No, thank you Anon! I could not stop giggling while thinking about the scene at school. Hope this lives up to your expectations! 😏

(This is a heavily edited version of the first one I posted bc I'm dumb and totally left out the whole jealousy dynamic. 🙄)

The Little Snitch 💥 Jealous!Husband!Domestic!DILF!Katsuki Bakugou x f!reader 💥 NSFW AT ALL

( Source )

Warnings: spanking, possessive partner, partner ownership, Dom/sub dynamic

Word Count: 2.1k

You were standing at the back wall in the studio of Katsumi's Saturday morning ballet class. Katsuki had been called in around 4am to help with the capture of a villain. He'd kissed you on your forehead as you stirred just enough to hear him say he loved you and would try his very best to wrap it up in time to meet you at your daughter’s dance rehearsal.

“Which one is yours?” You looked over to the man who’d just spoken to you, smirking with a cup of coffee in his hand.

“The little blonde one with the black and orange bow in her hair”, you said, smiling after your daughter.

He continued chatting you up, lowkey flirting with you. Being the sweet person you are, you just smiled and gave short responses, trying to be friendly but clearly not interested in his advances. He made the mistake of leaning in and putting a hand on your lower back when he pointed to his own daughter.

You were relieved to hear your husband’s voice from behind you. “Oi, keep your hands to yourself, asshole, ‘fore I blow ‘em off”, he said, marching right up, still in his hero costume, less his mask and grenadier bracers.

The man easily recognized the pro hero. “I- I didn’t know”, he said, backing away and thanking his stars that Dynamight wasn’t blasting his ass through a wall.

Katsuki put a possessive arm around you, flipping the guy off behind you.

“Hey baby, you made it!”

“Got here as fast as I could. Who is he?”

“Hm? Oh, he’s the father of one of Katsumi’s classmates”.

Katsuki eyed the guy from his periphery until he heard the sweet sound of his little girl’s voice. “Daddy!”

He leaned down and scooped her up, making her giggle. “Hey sweetheart, I’m sorry I couldn’t be here sooner”.

“’S okay, Daddy. Did you catch the bad guy?”

“Damn right, I did. Then I came straight here, didn’t even change first”, he said, holding her up to his waist with one arm.

“All the other girls are gonna know how cool my Daddy is!”, she said with a tiny hand against his proud chest.

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Later, back at home, Katsuki came into the living room after having gotten a shower. You’d just put Katsumi’s lunch on the coffee table so she could eat while watching her favorite cartoon. It was a rare treat that she was only allowed on Saturdays after ballet class.

Your husband followed you back into the kitchen where you got to work cleaning up after lunch preparation. You were standing in front of the sink when he leaned back against the counter beside you, looking down at you.

“What?”, you asked suspiciously. He had a fire in his vermillion eyes that you couldn’t quite read yet.

“Who was that guy at Katsumi’s rehearsal?”

Oh that, you thought. Here we fucking go. “Baby, I already told you he’s one of her classmates’ parents who was there to support his daughter”.

“From where I was standing, it looked like he was more interested in supporting your body”.

“Katsuki-“. You exhaled, exasperated.

He moved to stand behind you before pushing his hands under your shirt. The roughness of said hands making you shiver under his touch. "Katsuki, stop it". You glanced through the pass-through at your 6-year-old daughter. She was still engrossed in her show, happily eating her grilled cheese sandwich. "Katsumi's sitting right there", you said in a hushed reprimanding tone.

"She's not paying any attention to us; her eyes are glued to the TV. Now why don't you be a good girl and tell me who the fuck you belong to?" He nibbled on the top of your ear, pushing your body right up to the edge of the counter. His cock was already half-hard pressing against your butt.

"Katsuki", you whined. "You know good and well we can't do this right here".

He could tell by the way you arched your back to rub your ass against him that you were already getting wet for him under those tight ass yoga pants. “I said…” With a snap of his hips, he shoved you right back up against the edge of the countertop. “…who the fuck do you belong to?”

"Jesus, Katsuki", you said, sucking air between your teeth. He slipped a hand under your waistband and went straight for your budding clit.

“You’re not answering my fucking question”, he growled behind the shell of your ear. The heat of his breath making you clench your thighs around his fingers.

You reached behind you to grab his cock through his sweatpants, but he pulled away. “Ah ah ah. Only good girls get to touch daddy’s cock. So be a good girl and tell daddy who your ass belongs to”.

“Katsuki, please”, you whined.

"Let's go", Katsuki said, pulling you by your wrist out of the kitchen, making a beeline for your bedroom. He called out to Katsumi, "Mommy and I will be back in a few minutes, okay sweetie?"

You heard her precious little voice say, "Okay, Daddy" before Katsuki shoved you down onto the bed, slamming the door behind him and locking it.

You didn't even have time to scold him for slamming the door before he was on you, using his weight to push you further up the bed, closing in on you like a predator stalking its prey. With a hand on either side of his handsome face, you tried to pull him down into a kiss, but he pulled away again, shaking his head. “Only good girls get daddy’s kisses. You gonna tell me who you fucking belong to now?”

You huffed in frustration.

“No? You’re gonna be a brat and make this harder on yourself, hah?” He lowered himself between your legs just enough that the tip of the tent in his pants grazed your clothed slit. You raised your hips off the bed in an effort to press yourself against him, but he pushed you back down.

“Alright, don’t say I didn’t give you a chance”, he growled as he flipped you onto your stomach like you didn't weigh a single pound.

You gasped when he yanked your yoga pants down to your knees and pulled you up by your hips. "Stick that ass up for me, baby".

He pushed the waistband of his sweats down below his nutsack before rubbing the head of his pre-soaked cock along your slick. You tried to push back onto him, but he put a hand on your ass to stop you. “You should already know by now how this is gonna go. You’re not getting daddy’s cock until you tell me who you fucking belong to”.

You were at your limit as to how much more you could take of his teasing. In all the years of your relationship with Katsuki, no matter how long you tried being bratty and disobedient, his stubbornness always won out over yours. When the head of his cock bounced over your clit, you gave in and before you could stop yourself, you said, “You, Katsuki”.

“Hm? Didn’t quite hear you, baby girl”, he said, kneading your ass between his thick fingers. “Say it again, louder this time!”

You whimpered. “You, Katsuki, I belong to you!”

“That’s better, princess, but I wanna hear you scream my fucking name!”. You barely had time to brace yourself, planting your hands against the wall in front of you- you'd given up on having a headboard long ago - before he sank into you balls deep, groaning loudly. "Ah fuck, princess, that wet cunt of yours 's always so tight for my cock".

Your eyes rolled back as he pumped in and out of you, slowly at first, gradually picking up speed with each and every thrust. When he slammed into you one good time, you cried out, "Shit, Katsuki!"

"Yeah, baby? You like it when I make a mess of your little pussy with daddy's fat cock, hah?"

Your pleasure had long ago overridden your inhibitions to keep quiet for your daughter's sake. "Fuck yeah, baby! Fuck me, Katsu!", you whimpered.

"Ah shit, (y/n)", he said before his open hand came down hard on your ass. "I didn't say you could squeeze down on me like that!”

You threw your head back, crying out for him again, "Can't help it, baby. Oh god, smack my ass again!"

“Not until you tell me who the fuck your man is again! And I wanna hear my fucking name, naughty girl!”

“Oh god, baby! You are! You’re my fucking man, Katsuki!”

“That’s fucking right! And who owns this sweet little pussy of yours?” His large hand came down again, cracking hard against your reddening skin, the sheer force of his thrusts creating ripples in your ass and thighs. He had to close his eyes since the sight alone almost made him cum on the spot.

“Gah Katsu! You do, baby! Fuck, ’m all yours ‘n no one else can own me like this but you!”

"Damn, baby...", he groaned, "you're such a naughty little slut for daddy's cock! Ughhh fuck, but you're such a good fucking girl".

You knew what was coming and pushed your ass up even more for him, wanting it. Your walls started closing in tighter around him as his wet hips clapped again and again, hard against your ass cheeks. You could hear the popping and crackling of the tiny explosions he set off in the palm of his hand as it came down one last time on your beet-red ass. And you lost your fucking mind, pushing back against his thrusts, pussy clamping impossibly hard around his throbbing dick.

"Ggnnaahhh, Katsukiiiii - hah fuck!" you screamed as you came apart all around him.

Katsuki's hips jerked wildly. "Ah shit, baby girl! I'm gonna bust so fuckin' hard!" He buried himself deep within you, nearly pushing you up against the wall in front of you, hips no longer moving, dick twitching with every explosion of his white-hot seed.

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

"Thank you for meeting with me today, Mr. and Mrs. Bakugou". Katsumi's 1st Grade teacher averted her eyes to the side, and with a worried look on her face she wondered if she'd really thought of the best way to broach such a sensitive subject. "Yesterday morning, Katsumi told me about some...things going on at home that has me a bit concerned".

With his usual scowl, Katsuki said, "Well, spit it out".

The teacher laughed nervously, "Ah right, okay...so Katsumi, she told me that sometimes you" she nodded at Katsuki "drag Mrs. Bakugou" her eyes darted to you "into your bedroom and slam the door, then a few minutes later she hears you yelling at each other, along with slapping noises coming from the other side of the door".

"That little shit", Katsuki started, until you put a hand on his arm.

"I-is everything okay at home?". Her eyes settled on you and you could see her scanning your arms and face for any visible marks.

Before you could say anything, Katsuki looked at you and said, "Do you wanna tell her or should I?"

The last thing you wanted was for him to explain what had been going on. You shook your head at him and looked at your daughter's teacher. "Well. I uhh- we, Katsuki and I, we - sometimes when we engage in - that is to say, when we're intimate, we like to umm -"

"Oh for fuck's sake! I slap her ass and call her a slut when I'm fucking her, alright? Can we go now? I've got too much shit to do at the office before I can head home tonight!", he said getting up from his chair.

The teacher's mouth fell open as you buried your overheated face in your hands, wishing you had an invisibility quirk and thinking that maybe now would be a good time to crawl and hide under your chair.

"I s-see", was all the teacher could muster as Katsuki stomped towards the empty classroom door.

He turned to look back at you still sitting like a statue with your face in your hands. "Oi! We're done here, babe, let's go. I'll walk you and the little snitch home before I go back to work".

You rose from your hiding spot in plain sight, glancing at Katsumi's teacher just long enough to say, "It's true. I-it's just how we have s-sex sometimes. He'd never raise an unkind hand to me".

"Not unless you want me to, hah babe? Haha!", Katsuki shouted.

You squeezed your eyes shut and cringed. "I'm so sorry", you said, "We should go before he makes it any worse".

The teacher nodded incredulously, her mouth still hanging open and unable to speak.

When you caught up to your insufferable husband at the door, you rammed an elbow into his ribs and swore at him for his uncouthness before walking out with him so he could walk you and your little girl home together.

[chal-latte]

AN: IM RLY SORRY THE FORMATTING IS SO BAD IM ON MOBILE AND THMBLR IS FUCKING IT SO BAD!!!! REALLY SORRY <3

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[koishua]

TXT REACTING TO YOU GIVING THEM A ROSE ON THE STREETS.

NOTES FROM VIE: ik this is very very random im sorry 💀 i was inspired by a social experiment on yt smh and it probably doesn't make any sense but oh well 🙄

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YEONJUN ᝬ

please 😭 you'd run up to him with a single rose in your hand and tap on his shoulders for him to look at you, confused

and then you'd quickly hand him the flower and sprint away as fast as you could

and-

no i am DEVESTATED ;-; he would be like, "eh? 😟" and like, call after you

but he doesn't even know your name and he'd be standing there with a shy and giddy smile

BECAUSE SOMEONE GAVE HIM A DE-THORNED ROSE AND THATS SO CUTE

he had never received an actual one before, so he'd definitely walk by the same road every time he could to hopefully get a glimpse of you again ;-;-;-;

REST OF THE MEMBERS UNDER THE CUT !

SOOBIN ᝬ

mans would probably be with his bestieboo yeonjun and like, fashionably walking down some random crowded street

and towering over everyone per usual, duh

and it's difficult to keep track of everything but then you come up to him, sliding in between the crowd to catch up

and call his name so he strains his neck to find your

and then you'd look at him and suddenly, once you managed to make it to him, the entire world stops just for the two of you and as if time itself had stopped

and you'd wordlessly give him your rose and disappear into the crowd

AND HE'D BE STUCK IN HIS OWN WORLD FOR SO LONG IN AWE THAT HE'D LOSE YOU 😭✋ and he definitely screams don't @ me y'all

rip to his sleeping schedule. you're all he thinks of day and night 🙄

BEOMGYU ᝬ

no but he is chaos in human form. he will make it seem like you're proposing to him 😩

see, you'd just creep behind him and like, randomly give him a rose out of nowhere without even introducing yourself first which is rude smh

"here, you look like you'd look nice with a flower-"

AND HE'D BE FLABBERGASTED and he would yelp.

like, deadass let out an "eEp—😳😳😳"

and like, his friend would look at him weirdly and like, laugh in the sidelines

gyu'd be like, "you're really giving me this?? 😫"

would pretty much think that he found someone to bring back home to his parents 🙌

TAEHYUN ᝬ

best believe he is a kind and calm gentleman on the outside.

yes ladies and gents and everyone in between or out.

kang taehyun is a prince and shall receive his gifts as such; with high manners and class 😩✋

he'd be like, "why thank you :)"

and like, not give much of an external reaction.....

but we all know how much of a softie he is like??? HAVE YOU SEEN THAT LIVE OF HIM STUTTERING BECAUSE OF GYU'S PICKUP LINE???

yeah his heart is on a race y'all.

knees go weak after you leave him alone, merrily going on your way

HUENINGKAI ᝬ

is terrible with romance wbk 💀 and as confident he is and as much as he likes to obnoxiously (playfully) compliment himself about his charms....

he is not good at this lmfao

starts to laugh like crazy bc he doesn't know how to react

like, his usual contagious cackle 💥 but then puberty stuff would happen and his laugh would turn demonically deep like that one v-live with soobin 👹

and it brings you to tears

y'all on the ground

y'all dying bc no air (yes tbz pun intended-) in lungs 😭 help-

you had intended on being all mysterious and dropping off your rose but just ended up howling on the ground with him and his gosh darn amazing laugh and making a new bestie

[honeydazai]

Can you do headcanons with fyodor and dazai, so basically their s/o is a HUGE crybaby and they would cry over anything.

with a reader who cries easily

characters: Dazai Osamu, Fyodor Dostoevsky

alright, so DAZAI probably hasn't shed a single tear since Odasaku's death

he's too used to constantly repressing his emotions

which is why he can't relate to you

like, at all

he actually kinda admires you for being this emotional?? like

in his eyes, you're really brave to cry this openly, even though you yourself might hate not being able to control your tears

ALSO he thinks it's, uh, delightful how sensitive you are!!

the way you tear up when he's not paying enough attention to you? adorable

how you get so disappointed and can't help but cry when something you wanted to buy is now out of stock? you're so cute

honestly, he lowkey mocks you for being such a cry baby

it's Dazai we're talking about 🙄🙄

but it's in a loving way

he coos at you with a lowered voice and a soothing tone whenever you suddenly tear up

honestly it just makes you feel like a child 😭

oh, and.... he actually thinks of you as pretty when you're crying

your flushed cheeks? glassy eyes? dark and wet lashes? tears dripping down your face? PRETTY

OH OH AND

IF YOU CRY OUT OF WORRY FOR HIM

LIKE WHEN HE TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF OR IS ON A DANGEROUS MISSION WITH THE ADA

he's actually touched by how much you seem to care about him 🥺🥺

and will absolutely get himself into more danger than necessary just so you can be relieved that he's back safe :)

will also use your crying as an excuse to hug you and touch you

PHYSICAL CONTACT 💳💥💥💥💳💥

if you're crying because of someone else though, Dazai is surprisingly protective of you

he's not one to get into unnecessary physical fights, but i'm fairly sure no one wants to get mocked and threatened by him either

you'll be left alone from now on 🥰👍🏻👍🏻

i wanted to continue here but i'm going to keep this sfw rated since nothing else was specified

hint hint someone could request this prompt again but nsfw....

“Oh my, did something happen, dear? Come here, love, your makeup's all ruined because of your tears. What a shame, hm? Now, care to tell me what's gotten you this worked up?”

FYODOR relates to you even less than Dazai

the first time he notices you crying over something minor, he's actually a little confused

will simply confront you and, if you explain to him that you can't help but tear up all the time, he still thinks you're quite odd

though you've now got his attention

you see, he's curious

and now he wants to find out just what exactly can make you cry, what doesn't bother you, etc.

you're like his little science experiment 😟

doesn't really care if he hurts your feelings in the process of satisfying his curiosity tbh

you'll come running back to him anyway

if you cry during arguments, Fyodor belittles you mercilessly and tells you to stop throwing a tantrum

this is especially the case if you're female, i'm sorry, he just seems like someone whose views are outdated and a little misogynistic

all in all, he usually thinks your crying is quite amusing

though he won't outright laugh at you

he just smirks a little while stroking your hair in a way that's meant to be soothing, but only seems condescending

he's treating you like one would treat a scared kitten or a frightened deer tbh

and while Fyodor thinks of how sensitive you are as funny, he also thinks it's endearing

and occasionally annoying

but we won't talk about that 😭😭

he likes how your and his personality are total opposites! you're his lil sensitive angel

also, he loves it when you cling to his side or his arm because you're scared or intimidated

it gives him such a rush of power

adds to his saviour complex

if you ask him nicely enough, with your eyes shining with tears, your cheeks wet and flushed and your shoulders shaking with each sob, he lets you sit on his lap and lean against his chest to calm down 👍🏻

“Someone's emotional today, hm? What happened this time, my love? If it's Nikolai who scared you again, I already told you he's mostly harmless. Oh? You want to sit on my lap? You're clingy today - and awfully demanding, too. I'll indulge you this once, but don't make this attitude a habit.”

notes: THIS IS SUCH A RELATABLE REQUEST, I'm literally crying over the fact that the shoes I bought are out of stock now and my order got cancelled 💔

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