#HE WAS LITERALLY TRYIN TO HELP 😭😭??

[rubiehart]

Taking JJ to the nail salon for a pedicure for the first time because his feet need some… care.. to say the least, you spoil him frfr !

“some” care is an understatement for real😭

obviously he’s a pogue through and through and has been his whole entire life, and unfortunately person hygiene isn’t his number one priority. (he’s just gross he can’t help it lolll) so when you see the shape his feet are in you’re immediately booking him in for a pedicure for the next day.

him just groaning when you tell him what you did, saying that he doesn’t need them done while he’s literally limping from an ingrown toenail or something! like, jayj??

so when you get to the salon the next day he sorta sticks out like a sore thumb in the kooky nail salon but nobody really seems to mind, not paying much attention to the rugged boy sitting in the pink chair with his feet soaking in the foot bath, giggling to yourself at his literal scared expression when they clip a little too close to his skin and he’s tryin’ his best not to be dramatic, just giving you a death stare and flipping you off when the nail tech walks away for a second.

paying for him cuz he’s your man and god knows he needed this. takin’ his hand and walking down the street holding his hand with your freshly manicured one, “‘ya feelin’ better now?” you’d ask. “‘thought they were gonna cut my fuckin’ toe off. snipping too damn close to my pinky toe.” he emphasises it with an exaggerated pout, making you roll your eyes.

[savi0rr]

I READ SOME OF UR STONE X READER STORIES AND I LOV EMMMM^^

May I request a stone x rich reader where stone n reader r close friends/like each other,and the reader lets Stone in their house(guess their parents r on vacation or smth LMAO) bc stone was bein chased by the police after he was caught pickpocketing/robbing,,,,,and they just wait till the police leaves(maybe the police even knocks on reader's door n the reader lies to the police that they haven't seen seen any hobos running around,,,MAYBE THE POLICE EVEN INSPECTS THE HOUSE N STONE IS TRYIN TO HIDE IN READER'S APARTMENT???MAYBE PRETENDS TO BE A LAMP LMFAOOO)

but basically Stone n reader just talking in reader's place,,,,

SRY IF ITS TOO MUCH,,,UUWAAAAAAAAAHHH

hope u'll have a gr8 day/night:3

YOU BROUGHT THE POLICE TO MY HOUSE

Stone x Rich! Reader

a/n: HELP I CAN SEE HIM BEING A LAMP AND STILL NOT GETTING CAUGHT 💀💀😭

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“Stone?” You opened the door, confused. Stone was standing on the other side, holding a bag full of just random shit he had just stolen. “Hey.” He said, looking around before he walked passes you. “I—okay…” You sighed, before shutting the door. “What brings you here today?” You asked, watching him laid down on your couch. “Oh, I’m running from the police.” Stone said as he kicked off his shoes.

“Again?!” “Yeah…the lady caught me. She was super pissed.” Stone said as he light his cigarette. “Your parents not home?” He asked as he held his cigarette between his fingers. “Nope, they’re on some trip.” You sighed leaning over the couch. “If you bring the police to my house I will kill you.” You said, pointing your finger at him, your eyebrows furrowed.

“Yeah yeah…I doubt they would come look over here.” Stone said as he got more comfy on your couch. “What did you even steal anyways?” You asked, titling your head to the side. “A few bracelets, not sure why the lady was literally having a stroke.” He grumbled, rolling his eyes.

“How long are your parents out of town?” Stone asked, looking up at you, raising an eyebrow. “Two weeks.” You said, walking over and sitting in a chair next to the couch. “For their jobs…which is lame.” You sighed, leaning back against the back of the chair. “But it just means you can probably stay here, along with Vinnie and Skipp.” Stone nodded, puffing out smoke from his lips. “Thanks. It’s been getting chilly at night. Maybe you could warm me up.” “STONE!” “I’m kidding…kinda.”

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The two of you talked for the next thirty minutes, before hearing a loud knock on the door. “Ramshackle police open up!” A male voice yelled from the other side of the front door. You and Stone jumped.

“Really?!” You whispered yelled to Stone, who only groaned. “Damn it…” He muttered as he slowly sat up, running his fingers through his hair. “Go—hide or something!” You said, before you stood up and walked to the front door.

You opened it, being greeted by over ten officers. You gulped. “Officers—what can I do for you?” You asked, your eyebrows furrowed. “Good day, we have had several reports of people being robbed today. And we have a reason to believe that you are hiding the suspect in your home.” One officer said, his hands resting on his hips.

“Oh my, no not at all sir.” You gasped, placing your hand over your chest. “I’m alone here, no one else is here.” You said, shaking your head. “May we just check?” Another officer spoke up. “Don’t you need a—“ The officers didn’t care for an answer, only shoving themselves into your home. “I—okay then.” You grumbled frowning. You watched as the officers looked around the place. Your eyes landed on Stone, who was standing in the corner of your living room with a lamp shade over his head. You face palmed, shaking your head. “Fucking idiot…”

You noticed the officers noticed him, but they didn’t say anything. “Hah! No idiot would ever be a lamp.” One officer chuckled as he stared at Stone, not realizing it was a whole person. “Yeah, someone stupid would believe that.”

“How did you get jobs…let alone get this far in life.” You muttered, leaning against your couch.

After ten minutes, the officers left. “Stone. How do you do it?” You asked, lifting the lamp shade off of his head. He had a smug grin on his face. “No idea.”

[purrology]

GYOMEI X SHORT READER HCS

a/n: i too,, am short

a bit sporadic with format and topics,, first post i’m tryin my best <33

the height difference is LAUGHABLE

he doesn’t mind, he loves u too much :)

while he doesn’t mind himself, he doesn’t enjoy it when ppl make unnecessary comments,,

he’s a gentle giant but he’ll sit someone down and have a lonnnggg chat if he has to

onto the fluffier things!!

adores how u feel when u hug (will admit he’s scared he’ll break u,, treats u like glass)

will carry u anytime u ask literally anytime

u get tired while on a hike? hop in his arms

u wanna kick ur feet in the air for fun?? right on his shoulders u go

literally just wanna be carried?? he’s right there with his arms open

cuddling with him is pure HEAVEN!!!

ur little self laying on his MASSIVE!! abdomen with his arms around u all nice n gentle

comforting him during one of his crying sessions with him sat down and u standing, holding his face in ur hands and wiping his tears :(

letting him rock u in a bridal carry (ur literally a paperweight in his arms sorry) to calm himself down cuz having u in his arms always helps

he lowkey babies u 😭 treats u like glass, the most fragile glass ever,, compared to him he’s a tank and ur just the person manning it inside fr

the type to cover corners when u lean up after bending to pick somethin up

if u ever swat at him he has 0 reaction there is none, ur unsure if he even feels it

even if ur strong urself he’s still treating u like glass 😭 it’s just in his nature to care and be so gentle with those he cares for

NO ONE can come near u with ill intent he just won’t let it happen,, not only would he protect u cuz he’s,, protective, but he’d protect u cuz “ur so small and fragile,, like glass :(“

he’s sweet tho,, if that’s ur thing he’s ur guy

overall,, one of the best cuddlers, comfort him when he cries, and be prepared to be treated like glass in his big big arms

THANK YOU!!

[dtrghost]

omg this is my first time requesting but TF141 with a reader whose love language is insulting them ( they probably insult her back 😭) thank you!!!

That is so me. Literally.

Synopsis: TF141 With a reader who just can't help but insult them, yes. This contains Johnny, Simon, Price, and dearest Kyle

Warnings: 18+ Content and references to smut, cursing, etc

Simon "Ghost" Riley:

Now with this guy, it definitely goes both ways. At first he was confused and rather offended with the insults you threw at him, followed by your head falling back to laugh at what he thought was him. You noticed how he got upset and quickly reassured him that you meant no harm by it and that it was just how you showed you loved him. He found it weird at first, but he accepted it, knowing that he meant the world to you and simply followed along.

"Hey Ghost, maybe if you weren't so ass at shooting we wouldn't have to do this stupid training exercise." He huffed, rolling his eyes at your wheezy laugh as you put your sniper down for a minute, cackling loudly and hitting your chest to get some air into your lungs.

"Right, I hit your cervix pretty when I was fucking you like a slag last night." You gasped, both of your cracking up even more as you gently shoved him. Now, there's a downside to your language, because god forbid you crack a joke about him that he didn't like, especially when he was already mad to begin with, like after a failed mission, he'd be sure to let you know just where your bad mouth would get you.

"Just like that, my perfect little slut." He'd moan, fucking your mouth and forcing his cock deep into your throat as you gagged and choked around him.

"Put that dirty little mouth of yours to better use."

Johnny "Soap" MacTavish:

He didn't get mad, he first gave you a puppy look, thinking you meant the insults you threw at him. But when you took your time to explain yourself, he'd laugh it off and gave you the go ahead. Johnny had nothing to be insecure about, he was hot, he had money, and he was the youngest candidate to pass the SAS selection, so he took what you said with a grain of salt.

"Weird they call you soap, smells like you haven't used any in days." He just chuckled, wrapping his arms around you with a wolfish grin.

"Alright lass. I'll let you have that one." You had been right at the time, he just got back from a mission where he sat in the mud for god knows how long and then had to lug his ass to the landing zone in the rain. Don't get me wrong, he'll bite back lightheartedly, but he loves soaking up your love for him, even if it isn't the most conventional.

But when he's not having it, you get to see the less light, funny side of him. He'd been fucking you stupid, pounding into you madly with his hand wrapped around your throat. You begged for him to let up, your legs shaking as tears rushed down your cheeks.

"Sorry lass? Couldn't quite hear ya. Mind tryin' again for me?" And he'd squeeze tighter to ensure not a word was heard from you.

"This'll teach you to behave darling. Remind you to address your sergeant properly."

Captain John Price:

This man is a DILF. Hot damn. To be frank, he's a laidback captain. He's not going to overreact and threaten to dishonorable discharge you for insubordination and disrespecting a superior officer because you told him he had a small dick. At first he was a bit surprised how comfortable you were insulting him with his rank, but if anything he liked it. He liked a challenge, though it was an easy one for him.

"You never react ya know. Why is that? The rest of the team bites back and you just, take it." He chuckled at your observation, shrugging and shooting a quick glare at the man who almost took a sit next to you at the bar you both occupied.

"I know you like the back of my hand princess. The insults you throw at those soldiers are far different than the ones handed to me. It's love princess, all it is." He then relentlessly teased you about the deep redness in your cheeks which you countered with eye rolls and mocking faces, because he was right, and he knew that. He analyzed everything you've ever said and done to him, how your body reacts, how your eyes portray every intention and emotion you're sending him.

But, just like the rest. Sometimes Price had to fuck the brat out of you. You'd made a comment, and he was having a rough day.

"How's the sex life then? Old man like him able to keep it up?" Soap joked.

"Some viagra wouldn't hurt. Maybe it'd actually get me to the yellow brick road." DAAAAMMMNNNN. Was the essential reaction. Of course you drew back and told him you were kidding, but the tight grip he had on your waist was a tell tale sign that he didn't like what he heard.

"You sure about that love? Don't wanna take it back before it's too late?" He whispered huskily into your ear. He knew you wouldn't, he knew you liked being his dirty little slut.

"That's it. Taking your daddy's cock like you were meant to. You reach that yellow brick road yet love? fuck sure looks like it, you've made a mess all over m'cock already."

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick:

You and Kyle fit perfectly, like a match made in heaven. It was like a challenge between the two of you on who had the better insults. He's incredibly intelligent, 500 IQ lookin ass. But sometimes you were just that much better, and he accepted that wholeheartedly, because at the end of the day, this was how you showed your love, and he wanted nothing more to embrace that.

Sometimes he'd even reward you. He'd get touchy (more than usual) and the day would end with him on his knees in front of you, worshipping your pussy and body like it's what he was made to do.

"I'm so lucky to have such a smart, clever girl like you. Fuck you're perfect in every way." And you were. Even if you could be the meanest fucker on the planet.

And that's it!! I'm sorry if it didn't meet your expectations or you had something different in mind but based off what I've read this is what I think they'd be like!! Thank you for the request @angieisbroke and I hope you enjoyed <333.

[keefessketchbook]

WISDOM SAGA THOUGHTS 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Guys, this saga had me in shambles. I had to wait til the morning of the 30th to listen so listening to it before breakfast WRECKED me.

Legendary 🐕

The instrumentals go so hard like it's so chill

In the first verse, Telemachus reminds me so much of Polites. like bring the world so light? open arms who?

the pre chorus has some of my favorite lyrics jay has ever written. like 'Cause I'm stuck with your stories/But no clue who you are/And no idea if you're dead or just too far/Somebody tell me, come and give me a sign/If I fight those monsters, is it you I'll find?

ALSO THIS SONG HAVING THE MELODY FROM FULL SPEED AHEAD THE "polites gear up, you and i'll go ahead" PART

the chorus i love because it references all the monsters Ody has had to fight

The second verse is so like real. like Telemachus is just singing his heart out about his problems

The suitors sound so much like the sailors, which hurts my heart. like these are the voices of the men that were friends with ody. now they are tryin to get his wife

Telemachus' last line is sending me like "If I fight this monster/Is it you I'll find?" like bro you find his old bestie, badass senorita

Little wolf 🐺

So this song sounds really good musically. I can see the evil sutiors from the "dark" and "evil" sounds jay uses

The chorus/ what the suitors are chanting is really cool

Athena coming to his rescue has my whole heart like its so cute

Telemachus is just a little baby like he's my little boy

love Love LOVE how athena turned the suitors chant into her own like she's in his corner rooting for him

Also Teagan's riff is so prettyyyyy

We'll be fine 👍

This is my favorite song in this saga. I just wish it was longerrr

Like Athena literally describing Ody and comparing him to Telemachus is just so sweet

Also the lyrics call back to my goodbye because ody said "What's a title that a goddess could lend/ If I'll never sleep at night?" and in this song Athena says "Maybe, if I helped you reach your goal/Life could be that bright/I could sleep at night"

Telemachus is just so gentle with Athena, I think that is what she needs because i guess she thought Telemachus would hate her because of what she did to his dad but Telemachus just has so much Polites energy like bro is precious

THIS LINE SPECIFICALLY "I don't think he'll mind/If not his friend, then mine" 😭😭😭😭😭

Both of their voices blend so well together like its so cute

"You're a good kid" AHHHHHHHHHH

Love in Paradise 🏝

Athena calling him old friend has my heart

The callbacks to the other songs is just amazing. they blend so well together, i kinda want to make it my ringtone

Calypso's beat is so good like its so beachy and calm

the "did you know you talk in your sleep?" line reminds me of the scene from PJO from the 4th book when Percy wakes up on Calypso's island

the silence after "she's my wife" is soooo funny to me

Calypso's verse is so good like the notes and beat are so pretty

the goddess can't die line beat is soo good like her laugh is so pretty

THE TIME JUMP !!!!!!

Ody calling back to the underworld lyrics is amazing to me

THE STAY IN MY OPEN ARMS LINE HAS ME DEAD LIKE DON'T DISRESPECT MY POLITES POOKIE

I literally was thinking last night, 'if i hear polites in the wisdom saga, i will be losing my shit' can confirm, have lost my shit

Polites, Eury, and Ody's mom's voices all blend together so well like OMG it hurts

and Ody calling out for Athena is so cute like for once he's admitting he needs help

So, this saga is officially my favorite. I'll post god games soon. That one has a lot more to unpack. I love this community sm. Kinda sad that we didn't get to hear any Penelope tho.

Stay weird, guys

[screampied]

My two older brothers saw my texts in a gc with friends..and bro, omgggg. They saw what I was saying about toji and etc 😭. Tbh, that gc is WILD! Everyone was having a debate on big beefy men..literally went from actors to anime characters. I'm so embrassed, like omg. IN MY DEFENSE, WHAT I SAID WASN'T THAT BAD COMPARED TO MY FRIENDS BUT STILL 💀!

Anyways, hru? Also, happy birthday, Vegass!!! Sending virtual hugs!! 🫂💕

HELP really? omg idk what i’d do if that was me, i’d die of shame bc my brothers LOVEEE making fun of me, it’s actually so sick 😪✋ LMFAOOO NAWT TOJI. im just envisioning what u could have been sayin, yikers, praying for yew. 💔

IM OKAAAAAY !!!! i’ve been out pretty much all day, i went wine tasting, sight seeing, and even got a little drunk lol. i dooooo have a reservation at this new fancy restaurant later tnite w this guy i’ve been seeing for a few weeks so im kinda nervous omg. i think i like him he’s so fine like actually

but i’ve been mostly binge watching blue lock in my spare time n tryin to write this gojo fic. for bllk i’ve never watched it n my friend recommended it for me ITS SO GOOOOD. but yeah 😌

[paleiido]

Help i literally dont want to start season 2 bc i KNOW how Micheala is going to treat Zeke when it was Jareds fault in the first place 😭😭

[heavyhitterheaux]

Asking For It

A First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Liked by y/ninsta, champagnepapi, dualipa, saweetie, cardib, theestallion, 2forwoyne, and 3,495,662 others

jackharlow: my current view 😍

jackandy/naremyparents: I literally want her to step on me 😫

urbanandjack24: you and me both. she is so fucking gorgeous. jackharlow has no idea how lucky he is

jackharlow: urbanandjack24 trust me I know 😏

saweetie: where yall at?! yall finally used that damn yacht you spent so much money on. y/ninsta face card never declines. my bestie is one bad ass bitch 😌

jackharlow: saweetie in an undisclosed location 😏

druski2funny: jackharlow just say you in your wife's pussy because we ALL know that's where you really at 🙄

sza: druski2funny aye yo! 🤣🤭

jackharlow: druski2funny I sense some animosity 🤔

saweetie: he just mad for no reason

druski2funny: um excuse me saweetie I do have a reason

y/ninsta: druski2funny look if I knew you were about to hang this over my head I would have never done it

theestallion: y/ninsta done what sis?

y/ninsta: druski2funny is mad because I ate the rest of the macaroni and cheese that I originally made for MY HUSBAND. It's not MY fault you were late. urbanwyatt gave you fair warning

lilnasx: how did I know this would be about some damn food?

saweetie: naw lilnasx y/n be putting actual CRACK in her shit. I'm convinced.

cardib: she made the meatballs for my baby shower and a fight almost broke out over them 😭

lilnasx: well damn y/ninsta hook me up sis

y/ninsta: lilnasx I got you baby 😘

dualipa: hmm I can think of something else that probably makes macaroni sounds 😏

normani: DUA!!!

jackharlow: dualipa I swear when I see you it's on sight 😡

dualipa: jackharlow let me just get one teensy taste

jackharlow: dualipa you not stressing me out today. y/ninsta do something about her.

y/ninsta: dualipa now from the top make it drop that's some wet ass pussy 🤣

jackharlow: y/ninsta can't trust your ass to do anything 😒

y/ninsta: jackharlow you can trust me to make you cum 😏

jackharlow: y/ninsta touché

urbanwyatt: still remember when all jackharlow and y/ninsta could make was ramen

y/ninsta: I don't remember your ass trying to help me cook in our apartment. don't get disrespectful 😒

y/ninsta: and besides jackharlow still can't cook. my baby be tryin tho. his latest consisted of him burning my grilled cheese

jackharlow: y/ninsta it was not burnt!

brandisimmons: jackharlow she sent me a picture. it was burnt.

normani: brandisimmons lmaoo Brandi always be throwing shade at jackharlow 😭

jackharlow: y/ninsta baby girl don't make me bring up the time you almost set our apartment building ablaze

theestallion: why am I not surprised 🙃

y/ninsta: jackharlow THAT WAS URBAN

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta IT WAS NOT

2forwoyne: I'm convinced we're never going to get the real story

y/ninsta: well when me and jackharlow get back I'll make a whole southern style dinner for yall

saweetie: BITCHHH where do I send my RSVP!?

sza: me too!

normani: count me in!

druski2funny: yall better leave me some mac and cheese this time smh

y/ninsta: druski2funny then make sure you don't run on CP time 🙄

2forwoyne: y/ninsta I know you not talking

y/ninsta: 2forwoyne I know where you live. don't play with me

2forwoyne: PG!!! wasn't y/ninsta ALWAYS late to school? UNLESS jackharlow went and got her 🙄

urbanwyatt: I'm surprised she graduated 😫

shloob_: I see no lies

nemo: and would bring McDonald's 🙄

acepro: but here's the thing... SHE ONLY BROUGHT MCDONALD'S FOR HER AND jackharlow

y/ninsta: um excuse me!?! I had to make sure my baby ate so he could focus in class

2forwoyne: y/ninsta oh so just fuck the rest of us, right?

y/ninsta: jackharlow tell them to stop picking on me! 🙃

jackharlow: aye! yall leave my baby alone

quiiso: and yall remember for jackharlow's birthday our senior year they went out to breakfast and left us and didn't tell us

y/ninsta: that's it PG do NOT show up next Sunday 😒

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta BUT I LIVE HERE

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt go live with druski2funny I'm kicking you out. expect to see your shit outside

druski2funny: urbanwyatt I'm a good roommate. come on over.

urbanwyatt: druski2funny I'll pass

2forwoyne: naw but forreal tho y/ninsta can you make those barbecue ribs again? shit was hittin

y/ninsta: 2forwoyne naw don't be nice now 🙄

theestallion: I just have one request!

y/ninsta: theestallion anything sis!

theestallion: we want the tea about what maggieharlow said about jackharlow thinking he got you pregnant when yall were 16

urbanwyatt: OH LORD

y/ninsta: theestallion that was one facetime call that me and jackharlow will NEVER live down

jackharlow: idk how maggieharlow did it but she basically kicked my ass over a phone call and OF COURSE nothing happens to wifey 🙃

claybornharlow: I remember when we all went drag racing at 3 am and y/ninsta and jackharlow almost got arrested a few months after that. Good times.

y/ninsta: CLAYBORN!!!!

jackharlow: claybornharlow at this point you just ASKING to die aren’t you?

urbanwyatt: that was fun 😄

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt no it wasn't. you were high and just.... I have PTSD from that night

maggieharlow: what ELSE are you two hiding y/ninsta jackharlow?

y/ninsta: maggieharlow imma just take the L at this point but... this was ALL jackharlow's fault! I am INNOCENT

jackharlow: count on my wife to throw me under the bus 🙄

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[irishseeeker]

Any advice for the people who are disappointed by S2 plotlines? I literally think the only redeeming factor of season 2 are jonathan and simone (amazing chemistry which I genuinely think will maybe be enough to make me ignore everything else) and the other cast members.😭😭😭 i also enjoyed a few moments. Im tryin the push it down your mouth until it becomes good method. I guess i loved the book too much. But I still cry every time i rewatch the ending thinking “HOW COULD THEY (The writers) DO THIS TO ME”. I got this advice from tumblr saying to think of it as an AU fanfic. Do u have any advice to give?

Hi! First of all, I'm really sorry. It's genuinely heart crushing when you love something so much and it's not the adaption you imagined. Especially when it goes as off course as S2 did.

I completely get what you mean-when I first finished it, and I binged straight it in a day, it wasn't happiness I was feeling. It was a weird mixture of shock and devastation, which began from the minute Anthony proposed to Edwina and I knew whatever I had hoped for was absolutely not going to happen and what was actually about to happen, but also happiness from K&A and internally (and externally) screaming as they did have a lot of incredible moments and Simone and Johnny could not have been more perfect. I loved them as K&A but I felt very let down by how they were treated as characters - particularly the dismissal of Kate's trauma and how they were both treated horrendously by their families.

Too much Fetheringtons and too little Bridgertons, and the Bridgertons were just so mean to each other at times? Compared to S1, it was a big shift.

There were things I loved though and I am really trying to focus on those elements of S2!

For advice, I've found a lot of comfort in fanfics. I would read pre-S2 fanfics to avoid any show content. Nothing really from S2 will be in them and there's so many wonderful fics on AO3-whether it's Canon, Canon Divergent or Modern AUs-with nothing to do with S2. I would recommend everything by these incredible writers- ironsidee, @yetanotheremptypage, @grantairesbottle, @wagamiller, @wall-e-nelson, @deadmunds-ghostbee, prncesslene, @jake-amy, red_rocks - I could read them forever.

If there's one comfort fic and S2 fixer to read, read a thousand cuts by @wall-e-nelson . It's the greatest fic you will ever read. It's phenomenal. It just explores every single inch of Anthony as a character and every nook and cranny of his relationship with Kate, his parents, his friends, his siblings-it's just beautiful, wonderful and absolutely heartbreaking in the best way possible. It's honestly a love story to TVWLM, to Anthony, to Kate and every single Bridgerton. A Hall of Fame fic until the very end.

Maybe a re-read of TVWLM? I haven't yet but I definitely plan to!

I think focusing on the wonderful content that has come from S2 and ignoring the parts you don’t like-the K&A edits, the Bridgerton edits, the gifs and the wonderful fics too! 

S2 was an AU fanfic tbh. I'm very intrigued to how they're going to adapt the rest of the books as the Duke and I did keep the plot but TVWLM just didn't whatsoever. I hope they do but anything seems to be on the cards. The main couple for next season seems unclear atm from what they're saying but I hope they stick with Benophie. I hope they keep the essence and plot of AOFAG but I can see them integrating Sophie a lot more into the Bridgertons when she begins to work there which I wouldn't mind and also changing Benedict's behaviour as he was quite problematic in his book. I just hope they don't change everything again. Ben's storyline and ending and the Cowper screentime seems to be a Sophie nod, anyway.

I hope you find some joy in season 2 <3 and I hope this was somewhat helpful. Take care! <3

[free-falling-grenade]

I SEE YOUR TAGS IN UR OWL HOUSE REBLOGS. Are you okay? are wE okAY? aFTEr that EPiSODE? HOW ARE WE FEELING FAM. TELL ME EVERYHTING

OP. IM NOT OKAY. WE are not okay. I mean if you are after all that, then i admire your strength.

I'm not even gonna lie to you, I fuckin cried. But I was holding it back. I'll probably watch it later as a reason to ugly cry. Reblogging the posts made me cry. Reading the theories made me cry.

It boggles my mind coz we forget a bit despite all the fun and cute times Luz is havin the past few episodes, this kid is literally traumatized and not okay.

The way she talks about her problems like they're nothing, that shes a burden, how it didnt matter hit too close to home. Because I was that kid. I was that kid when my grandpa died and no one knew but I was so off. When I said those words before a deeper part of me BEGGED to be noticed. That's why that look on Amity's face when Luz was tryin to downplay it? Or Eda figuring out something was bothering Luz? That fucking broke me. Coz I get it. I really do.

We forget that Luz is really just a kid. And with everything going on in her life there isnt really much time to grieve. To sit down and take it all in. Regardless of whether or not Luz wants to. Her life is full of adventures, and trouble, and chaos, both fun and life threatening. Time used to sit down and reflect is time wasted on finding more clues on how to make the portal. Or more information on what's gonna happen on the Day of Unity. Luz really has no time to stop. And we obviously see, she really doesnt want to. Coz stopping is admitting that this is real. She knows that already but this is very very real. Everything she went thru. Shes a person who needs a solution fast. Shes someone who's eager to solve other people's problems before solving her own. So by helping everyone, shes convinced to be helping herself.

Also I saw on a post how the fact that shes away from her mom during this time is probably added weight. That's why I believe is why she wore Eda's jacket as assurance and physical comfort, or her willingness to help Amity with her dad. She has to do something. Coz she cant do anything for herself rn.

There was alot to unpack in that episode tbh. I loved ALL the cute parts. EDA being a TOTAL mom with Luz. With the Blight twins getting adopted by Eda, mostly Edric but the twins are a package deal. The twins looking like REAL teenagers and Emira lookin like shes not ashamed of it as long as she gets to help Amity. Alador I still lowkey dislike. Its gettin to the neutral zone but he is not a good parent. I'm glad they showcased that. Ahh and everything else I'm not gon mention coz it's too long and I'm lazy 😭😂

Anyway, that was an absolute real and vulnerable episode. It was heavy for me coz this show just never fails to disappoint. Also the most important part is that the emotions in that ep was very real. And it's quite rare to see that nowadays.

Kudos to the whole toh team

[sidwritessometimes]

This is my first blog, so go easy on me— also, if you know me IRL no you do not. Anyways, enjoy my “first” fic. (Idk my way around tumblr please help😭)

Pairing; Steven grant x Layla El-Faouly x Marc Spector

Word count: 3.30k

Warnings: threesome?? (Idk man, I just work here) cunnilingus, blowjob, oral (both male and female receiving, marc being a fucking menace, cursing, Steven being a fucking bottom, cum eating.

(Requests are open)

LESGO.

“Steven, this is serious. Don’t be a Smart-ass with me right now.” Marc retorted, his voice growing laced with more frustration every time he spoke. He didn’t exactly have a plan, nor did he know what he was going to say. But, he sure as hell knew Steven was quite the charmer. “Besides, I think you owe me for literally kissing me wife.” Marc said, more snark in his tone then usual. “Hey! She went for it first, that’s not my fault now is it?!” Steven asked, sitting up in bed. Luckily, the two of them had been able to rent out a couple rooms in a shady hotel for the night. Even though Steven knew Layla couldn’t hear his and marc’s conversation, he was still cautious with his tone. “Look, i have a Plan. And, if you help me then it could help you out too.” He said, his tone now a little more quiet, almost matching steven’s.

“And what would that be? Me going into Layla’s room and just letting you take the body the second you see a mirror? How much of a bloak do you think I am?” Steven asked, flipping on the light by his bedside table. “Would you just listen to me for a minute Steven?! This is my wife we’re talking about! We may be practically divorced but I still care for her, what part of that do you not get dumbass?!” He practically barked, now frustrated with stevens reluctance. “Alright, alright…I’ll hear you out, but if the plan is just you stumbling over your words tryin to make an apology, then I’m not going to help you. She’s already been hurt enough for the night, yea?” Steven said, using his elbows to prop himself up slightly onto a pillow. His head rested against the headboard of the somewhat flimsy bed.

He hadn’t been able to sleep anyways, and he knew that Marc knew that. He also knew that this was probably his reasoning for asking for the body. All he had to do was look into a reflective surface in his drowsy state and the body would be Marc’s for the taking. “Listen, i know you like Layla. It’s pretty fuckin’ obvious considering you kissed her. And, if you help me out with this then you might be lucky enough to have a better taste of her” he said, his voice now a little lower, and more relaxed now that he had stevens attention. “And what do you mean by that?…” Stevens accent was thick in his throat, he could hardly comprehend what Marc was implying “you know what I mean, Steven. You may act all innocent and sweet, but I know deep down you’re just as hungry for her as I am.” Marc said, a smirk playing over his lips. “We share the same body after all, I know what it wants.” Marc said, making a cherry red tint spread across stevens otherwise tan cheeks.

“Are you bloody nuts?!” Steven practically shouted, throwing the comforter that was resting on top of him over to a nearby corner of the bed. He tossed his legs over the side of the bed, his feet hitting the soft carpet. Considering he was about to sleep, he was only wearing a plain white T-shirt and a pair of black boxers. “Don’t act like you don’t like the idea, Steven. I can feel how hot you are right now.” Marc said, a small chuckle escaping past his lips. “I just-“ Steven was cut off when there was a knock at his door, who could it possibly be? He stood up, making his way to the slightly damaged wooden door. His hand found its way to the lock, twisting the small piece of metal until he heard it click. He pulled the door open, peeking his head out slightly. Layla stood in front of him, holding a small folder that seemed to contain various papers. “Can we talk?” She asked, placing her hand on the door and pushing it open slightly.

Steven was a little caught off guard by the sudden visit, but nodded eagerly. Although, he had forgotten about his current attire. “I need help trying to figure out some of this writing, and I thought you might know a bit more about it then I do.” She said, watching as Steven stepped back from the door and opened it, revealing his half naked form. Once Steven saw the slightly surprised look on Layla’s face, he cocked brow. “Look at what you’re wearing, genius.” Marc’s voice suddenly sounded through stevens head, snapping him back into reality. “Oh god, I’m so sorry! I was just getting ready for bed and-and..” Steven stumbled over his words, watching The corners of Layla’s pretty mouth quirk up into a smile

“it’s alright Steven, this should only take a few minutes.” She said with a small giggle, stepping into the room and closing the door behind her “plus, I’ve seen your body before. Marc is my husband, remember?” She said, although a sense of guilt and pain shot through her chest just by saying those few words. The whole reason they had been fighting in the first place was because of something Marc had did involving her father, and just thinking about it made her blood boil. She quickly exhaled, keeping up a small smile. She knew it wasn’t stevens fault, he had nothing to do with it at all. But, she knew Marc could hear her and it left her feeling extremely sour. “Here,” Steven said, gently taking the folder from Laylas hand and walking over to the twin size bed he was provided with. He sat down, seemingly going into full archeologist mode. His hand sifted through to papers in the file, reading over some of the language he could make out from memory.

Layla sat down next to him, her eyes scanning over the writing as well. “I was having trouble reading this page in particular, does it make any sense to you?” She asked, pointing to a specific line of text written in Egyptian. “Yea, a little bit.” Steven said with a hum, pulling out another paper from the file and pointing to it “see how some of the letters match the ones on this page as well? We can make a key of sorts if we just cross reference them” Steven said with a small smile. Although, he had figured Layla would be able to figure something this simple out on her own. Steven turned his head slightly to look at her, only to find her staring at him with a slight smile. “Are you alright, love?” He had gotten into the habit of calling her love within only the past couple hours, which she really didn’t mind “I know those eyes anywhere,” Marc said, a smirk could practically be heard in his tone. “She wants something from you, Steven.” He said, making Steven avert his eyes from hers for a moment.

But, before he could turn back to look at her, her hand was caressing his cheek and tilting his head back toward her so that he would have to look at her. “Told you.” Marc said, seemingly watching through stevens eyes “Steven…help me with something, yea?” She asked, leaning towards him. Steven didn’t pull back this time, unlike the first time she had tried to kiss him. Instead, he leaned in and let his lips meet hers. “There ya go, now work your charm and get her relaxed for me” Marc said. Right now, Steven wished more then anything he could just drown out Marc’s voice and enjoy this moment. When Layla finally pulled away from him, Steven nodded, almost a little too eagerly. “Y-yea, I think I can do that..” Steven said, his voice trembling with every word he spoke. Layla’s thumb glided from his cheek down to his slightly parted lips, pressing the tip of it into his mouth to rest the pad of her thumb against his velvet tongue. “It’s alright Steven, there’s no need to be so nervous.” She said, pressing his tongue down softly against the bottom of his mouth. Steven responded with a soft whimper, sucking on the tip of her thumb eagerly.

She pulled her hand away, standing up for a moment. Steven cocked a brow, watching as she stepped in front of him and kneeled down “don’t get too used to this, I’m only letting you have this because I need her to trust us.” Marc said, somewhat jealous that he was only a spectator in the situation. Layla’s hands met his thighs, causing small goosebumps to cover Steven’s pale legs. She giggled, her brown eyes flicking upwards to meet his. “Relax, ok? Let me do the work.” She said, her hands ran up his thighs, her nails caressing the soft skin ever so slightly. By now, Steven was completely still, almost as if he moved or made the wrong move then she would stop all together. “Pretty, isn’t she?” Marc asked lovingly, watching intently from behind steven’s eyes.

Steven could only let out an amused hum as he felt Layla’s two pointer fingers hook into the waistband of his boxers and tug on them gently. Her eyes had never left his, and she looked a little worried when she realized he was zoning out more then usual. She stopped, letting her hands rest on his hips for a moment “do you want this, Steven?” She asked, her thumbs running soothing circles into his hips. “I can stop if-“ she was cut off all she sudden by Steven shaking his head frantically “no, no! I do, I’m just…” he paused, searching for the right word. Layla found if for him, Finishing his sentence. “Nervous? I can tell. You’re all tense” she said, resuming her actions and pulling his boxers down to his ankles. She was met with a familiar sight, although this time it wasn’t really Marc. It was a little odd, but she knew that deep down in Steven, there was marc…then again, she didn’t exactly know if that was a good thing right now. “Relax, Steven.” She said softly, her hands taking a soft grip on his thighs as she lowered her head. She kissed the head of his slowly hardening cock, relishing in the small whimper that earned from Steven. Steven’s hands were trembling, gripping the sheets, which Layla didn’t fail to notice.

She took both of his hands, interlocking them with her own and resting them down by his hips. “I’m gonna take care of you, ok?” Layla said with a soft smile, taking his partially hardened cock into her mouth. From the moment her tongue began to swirl around the head of his cock, Steven couldn’t help but release small whines of approval. His hands squeezed hers as softly as he could manage while her tongue continued its assault on his now almost fully hardened cock. She let out a soft hum, causing Stevens eyes to roll back and his toes to curl. He was damn positive this was the best thing he had ever felt in his life. “Oh..god..” Steven whispered between low groans, pulling his hands away from Layla’s and instead lacing them gently into her hair. He felt somewhat guilty that Marc was watching all of this happen, but then again Marc seemed to have no objection. “Feels good, huh? That tongue of hers is nothing to joke about” marc teased, seeing that Steven was already an absolute wreck.

Steven’s cock twitched inside of her mouth, resulting in her running her tongue up a rather prominent vein that existed on the underside of his cock. He lurched forward slightly, pushing her head down further onto his cock. He was close, extremely close. Layla could tell by the way his fingers tangled themselves in her hair, and how they tugged almost mercilessly at the dark locks. Steven let out a pitiful half-whine-half-moan as she pulled off of his cock with a soft ‘pop’ noise. “Not yet, baby. Theres still a Lot More i wanna show you” she said, placing a soft kiss to the base of his cock before standing up. She began to unbutton the white blouse she was bearing, shrugging it off and throwing it into a forgotten corner of the room. As for her shorts, she made quick work of her belt and popped the buttons with ease. She threw the denim shorts in the same place her shirt had landed, now standing in front of the extremely flushed Steven in nothing but a matching set of black lace panties and a bra.

“Wanna help?” Layla asked, stepping towards him and taking his hands into her own once again. She guided them to her hips, resting her own hands over his “go ahead” she instructed, pulling her bottom lip gently between her teeth. Stevens hands were no longer trembling, because now they had a purpose. Although, he couldn’t help but admire her curves that were hugged perfectly by the lace garments. He finally nodded to himself after a moment, hooking his thumbs into the waistband of her panties and pulling them down. As he did, Layla reached behind herself to unclasp her bra, letting it fall into steven’s lap. Steven looked up slowly, and one thought ran through his head continuously as he laid his eyes on her breasts ‘oh god…’ “you’re so beautiful…” Steven whispered, picking up her bra and setting it aside on the bed. “Thank you, you’re not too bad yourself.” She said with a slight smirk, grabbing his wrists and guiding them above his head. Steven stared at her with wide eyes, watching as she now hovered over his cock. It twitched with need, the sight of her was almost too much to handle. “Please..” was all Steven could whisper out, his voice cracking slightly as his eyes wandered over her tan curves. “Please what?” She teased, leaning down and nipping at the nape of his neck. Stevens body jolted under hers slightly, his breath catching in his throat as he thought of a response. “Please..,” he paused, his eyes looking into hers with a desperate hunger “Fuck me..” he said shamefully, his chest now rising and falling quickly.

He couldn’t belive that something that lewd would have come out of his mouth. This in turn only elicited a small chuckle out of marc “good boy, Steven..” Layla said, one of her hands holding his wrists and the other slowly sliding down her abdomen to spread her pussy lips. Slowly, she slid down the length of his cock, practically drowning in the loud whimpers and moans he was letting out. When she had finally sank down to the base of his cock, she released his hands, instead opting to caress his face. “You’re doing so well, I’m so proud of you” Layla praised, leaning down to leave small love bites on his collar bone while she once again got used to his size. It had been months since her and Marc had done anything like this, so this was slightly new to both of them. “Oh gods..Layla please..” he whispered out, his hands finding their way to her hips. “Shhh, don’t want the people in the next room over to hear you, do you?” She asked, placing a finger over his lips as she sat up once more. She slowly, steadily set a pace and began bouncing on his cock, lifting herself so that he would almost be completely out of her, then sinking back down. Steven couldn’t even think straight, between hearing her soft Moans while she rode his cock, and his own pitiful whimpers and cries for more.

He could cum then and there just from the way she was squeezing his cock, and the knot in his abdomen was growing tighter by the second. Layla sped up the pace slightly, making the bed creak every time her ass met his hips. Steven was now an incoherent mumbling mess, letting out pleas and begging for her to make him cum “go head Steven, cum for me” she whispered between ragged breaths, feeling his cock twitch inside of her excitedly. It only took a few more moments before Steven’s orgasm tore through him, painting her insides with his warm load. Before he could even think in his moment of weakness, he felt himself being replaced with Marc, who had pulled out of Layla and flipped them over so he was now on top of her. “My turn.” He said, his voice gruff as steven’s voice protested inside of his head “hey, that’s not fair!” Steven said between pants, still shaken from the moments earlier. “You got to cum, now if you’d shut up I’d like to make my wife cum too.” He said, standing up and kneeling at the edge of the bed. He grabbed Layla’s thighs, pulling her to the edge of the bed so her cunt was now right in front of his face

“make me cum, then we have to talk.” Layla said, rolling her eyes and spreading her legs for him. “Deal.” Marc said, his hot breath ghosting over her pussy before he placed a soft kiss to her clit. She let her head fall back into the pillows, her hands finding their way into Marc’s hair just as steven’s had found their way into hers. Marc wasted no time letting his tongue run over her wet cunt, delving between her folds within seconds. She let out a strangled moan, clamping a hand over her mouth as Marc ate her out mercilessly. His tongue was soon replaced by his fingers, his middle finger slowly pushing into her. That was soon followed by his index finger joining and curling inside of her. Layla’s toes curled, her free hand tugging Marc’s hair and grazing his scalp gently with her nails while the other kept her from outright screaming. Marc’s mouth moved to suction over her clit, sucking the sensitive bundle of nerves and teasing it with his tongue.

He alternated between shoving his tongue into her cunt and sucking her clit, but between the two she was cumming around his fingers in no time at all. Mark smirked once again, pulling his fingers out of her and holding them up “looks like you were more exited to see me then you let on.” He said, licking his fingers clean of her cum. All while he did so, he never broke eye contact. She rolled her eyes, sitting up as her legs shook. “Alright, let’s talk.” She said, wrapping the comforter around herself.

[jrueships]

I FELL ASLEEP THE FOG CONSUMED ME

here's more keldon and romeo holding hands 🥰🥰.

according to Rome and grimes keldon and darius fuckin shattered their carpals in the arm wrestling match. i wouldn't doubt it, they look like they bite 😭 darius moreso than keldon, keldon would just nibble. Darius would full on shark bite a bitch. Anyways there's keldon instigating and bragging unnecessarily to romeo in the background 🙄. 'i wasn't even holdin! how your wrist hurt i wasn't trying!!' OK FLEX???? actin like you ain't that one bigass bull in a China shop kid every other kid is too afraid to play fight with in the bouncy house because they know you'll break it or tip the house over

After darius and keldon win the competition best of 2 (3 technically) , romeo's final words on the match: cheaters never win -_- .

keldon, who can never let anyone have the final words.. especially ROMEO : gimme the mic gimme

" if you don't CHEAT you aint Tryin 😎" hands the mic back like a badass like that phrase dealt five-hundred damage and made total sense (it didn't). Raised brow smile to romeo. You got him keldon. He will never test you again. Love loses (wins???)

Here's some bonus bonus bonus baby keldon pictures <333 he cannot stay serious for five seconds he literally Can't. it's just not in his design to frown !!!! he MUST smile he MUST!!!

HIS LIL HANDS!!!!! i swear bro ppl think having big hands will help you in arm wrestles but tbh you can't be underestimating the small hands ones !!!! they like BULLETS i SWEAR ! pin point POWER ‼️‼️ Keldon was repping for the small hands community in arm wrestling !

omg the ask was rejected KELDON AND ROMEO!!!!

WHAT ASK WAS REJECTED?!?!?!? by ME??? i would NEVER hello??? IS MY ASKBOX PLAYIN BOUNCER OR SMTHIN? WHADDA HELL???? anyways tho u mean romeo LANGFORD??? if so that's SO big brained i mean they already held hands...

( technically)

theyre actually arm wrestling but it still counts!! Kentucky keldon n rome!!!

NOT KELDON LA U G H I N G AT HIM WHILE THEY ARM WRESTLE WTF 😭😭 when keldon giggle wails at you , you KNOW you're done for..

Darius Bazley : keldon END him!!! Don't play no games!! IF YOU WANTED KIDS YOU WOULDA HAD SOME OF YOUR OWN‼️

keldon beats him and immediately becomes the smug cat meme

bonus before the arm wrestle keldon does some warm up push-ups and romeo yawns unimpressed LMAO. they do so much to each other without saying Anything

Keldon, depressed

BONUS BONUS SCOREBOARD FOR THE VID! romeo and grimes looking emotionally drained and unimpressed vs darius and keldon having the time of their lives 😭.

ANYWAYS THIS POST IS GONNA TAKE SOME REBLOGS CUS I KINDA WENT CRAZY ON THE SCREENSHOTS BUT ... HERES THE VID ! I ENCOURAGE WATCHING IF U WANT! IT'S REALLY CUTE 🥰🥰 ugly pugs vs thirstrappers! I don't know much abt romeo except that he's a scorpio (keldon is a sun libra scorpio moon 🤔🤔..) and everyone laughed at his baby foto. maybe the celtics moots can help?? BUT from what ive seen in the video they're RLLY cute ! Nothing could be happening and yet everything could be happening JUST between THEM. they're both so unusually impish to each other, i love them 🥰🥰 and darius!!! maybe they could polycule because i am a darius enjoyer i am afraid