#HI IM ALIVE

[uwuthatshit]

Worst thing is there are technically multiple correct answers so this is making me anxious in a way I wasn't expecting

horniest job questionnaire ive ever seen

[bugburg3r]

does anyone else think that this guy is a little bit creepy ? ? ?

[miilkybnn]

(werewolf au) he got bamboozled

[rb-sketches]

old manga panel redraw but i dont remember which chp

[olliesasimplething]

[nsfwarros1]

uncropped

[oriworii]

canary in a coal mine...

[d6volution]

my favorite bit from today's new promo😭

[quailico]

bro the way genshin has had me in a CHOKEHOLD is WILD and the way im about the make another side blog just for this mf is crazy

[tifftac]

What exactly is your job, besides making balloon animals?

[neekos7]

Lil doodles of the stinkiest ever

[krekee]

My pfp but it's different beifong girls

[cardinalcopulate]

(18+ ahead; gender neutral)

thinking. thinking about copia eating you out for the first time. thinking about him being excited but oh so anxious because he's been wanting to do it for so long and doesn't wanna fuck it up. his hands tremble when he runs them up your thighs. he licks his lips before trailing kisses everywhere except the place you need his mouth the most. his long nose dragging against your sensitive skin. his mustached upper lip twitching as he tries to control himself and take his time when he finally puts his head between your legs. but he just...can’t. the moment your scent hits him, the second his tongue touches you in a tentative taste, he loses himself. he just buries his face into you and eats you out with so much passion and fervor. his tongue would lick long stripes up and around your hole, dipping inside occasionally. he'd devour you like it's his lifeline. his nose bumping against you in all the right ways. his sideburns leave a delicious burn on your flesh. whether he's eating pussy or ass, he'd give it everything he has and never want to stop.

[fridayednoon]

Jackass

[hypnogogyc]

For the Jane/Oliver room mate thing.

Does Oliver have to deal with any of the insect problems that would come with living with Jane, does he just accept there is quite the more bug/little creatures in this apartment now then would be normal?

He's not fully aware they're from her but he does appreciate a good worm. The rest though,

[themissakat]

I highly recommend ghosting the internet sometimes