#HI BABES

[9kylian]

[blurryfaace]

[rcsslyn]

it's official. we're almost done with the first month of 2024, and i'm dying for summers return. it's not even like it's cold in los angeles, i just miss everything about summer as a season, in general... i can't be the only one, right? maybe i need to jet off to australia or new zealand to condition myself into believing i'm in the midst of it... it is summer over there, isn't it?

[respiteresponse]

i will! :D

kissu i hope you know that on a weekly basis i think man i wish i could hang out with kissu irl i think that would be so awesome . COME GET ME LETS GO SEE A MOVIE ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[nationalharryleague]

if any moots want to follow each other on ig like this 😙😙

[tvmilfs]

Oh wait I got a Mitski message too 🥺

[itsnotreal]

Harry’s getting head 😏

[pettyprocrastination]

💌 for me? 🫣

MY BUNNY BOO

I love just how absolutely sweet and loving you are! Just always radiating positivity and kindness you're just a human hug <3<3<3<3

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

[wtfuckevenknows]

My first ever tennis experience 😍😍😍

[novakiart]

spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

[respiteresponse]

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID RUNNING THRU MY HEAD!!

[nira-mirror]

Bean cleaning

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Bernard: i lied. i don’t like sex. put your clothes back on babe and watch my power point presentation about What The Fuck Is Going On Between Batman And Twoface

Tim: …

[aleisters]

having halsin as a companion and party member is very funny because none of this shit is his problem he just likes you so much

[bruciemilf]

More thoughts about cigarette mom! Thomas and Bruce HERE WE GO—

I just. I love mean dad Thomas, man.

Not mean in a way that makes Bruce feel small and worthless and insignificant, no, —

Mean in the sense of refusing to sugar coat and coddle because this is Gotham, and he can’t.

“Bruce I am NOT buying you that dumbass squeesh-mellow bullSHIT. Cause it’s 300 bucks, that’s why! We’re rich, not STUPID. You want it so bad, how about getting a JOB.”

Bruce is 5 years old and 4 feet of nothing and every inch his mother, which is why he could swallow the universe whole, Alfred thinks,

“I’m too CUTE for a job!”

“Well, babe, you can either be cute, or you can be broke. When you choose, let me know.”

Bruce’s first job was being Martha’s model for paintings, bringing Thomas his Budlights after long nights at the hospital, and taste tasting for Alfred.

I feel like baby Bruce was such a brat and Alfred is trained for inhuman composure. It’s kinda like watching a baby kitten try to use claws they don’t have. “Are you ready to count to 10 now?”

Thomas, not even looking up from his newspaper, “Bruce! Boy, you better listen to Al if you wanna keep your teeth, you hear me?!”

Baby Bruce called the CPS on Thomas MULTIPLE times but it’s always been for like. Dad smoked in the house again even if mommy said not to and it bothers my dolls.