#HHHHHHH-

[soysaucevictim]

Ug.

Craving candy.

High-key tempted to go to gas station just for some candy right now.

HHHHHh-

[n41r]

Evade, my beloved

[kattyanimationzyt]

MORE LORE MORE LORE-

Ok ok ok-

After I get up from ONION LITERALLY USING MY POWER AGAINST ME- (yeeted chancla at my face to escape) I actually go on a hunt for Onion (lol gonna turn em into onion stew) and what I didn’t realize that I wasn’t prepared at all, all I had in my pocket was the other chancla 😭

I’ve been walking on the street for like an hour then there was a sudden gust of wind, and a piece of paper flew in my face. I thought it was just newspaper, then I saw the paper:

“-12:00 am

-Cabin in the nearby woods

I’ll be waiting…

=)”

Was this only for me? I was confused, but I decided to go there anyways. I went back home so I can get the proper preparations (aka pocket knife XD). I put on an alarm for 12:00 am (ya gurl can’t keep track of time 😭) and waited.

The alarm went off and I was on my way. I brought a chancla with me just in case the pocket knife didn’t work. (I mean it worked the first time for a little bit- ok enough of the chancel get serious me-) It took me almost half an hour to find the cabin but I found it-

I took a deep breath and went inside. It was dark, the moonlight was the only source of light there. A few seconds later the door slammed shut. It was Onion..

OMG DIALOGUE TIMEaaaa-

K=Katty

O=Onion

O: you actually came… I’m impressed.

K: What do you want?!?!

O: you really don’t remember… don’t you..?

K: what are you talking about?!

O: remember when I asked you to make a choice? You didnt give me an answer and ran off like the scaredy-cat you are…

K: What?!

O: I’ll ask you again… would you rather join the havoc we’re creating or die in it..? (Aka join us or die)

K: I…

*legitimate silence went on*

O: Times ticking~ what’s it gonna be..?

K: …

no…

O: what was that? I couldn’t hear you~

K: I SAID NO!!!! WHY ARE YOU EVEN LIKE THIS?!?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!

O: …

heheh…

Hahahaha..!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! So that’s what you have to say?! I gave you a choice, and YOU didnt take advantage of it.

K: please, i dont want to hurt you

O: ok, ok, fine. In that case, if you won’t hurt me,

*takes out knife*

Then I’ll hurt you…

K (crying): no.. no no NO NO NO PLEASE I DONT WANT IT TO END LIKE THI-

*Onion slices Katy’s left eye (from Katy’s pov)*

K: *screams in pain* (I’m not putting the Aaaa ok?!?)

O: oh come on dont scream~ you brought this upon yourself…

Katty runs to the door to try to escape, the door is locked

O: hehehe~ no where to run, no where to hide~

K: *breathing heavily (NO NOT IN THAT WAY U DIRTY MINDED PERSON-)*

Katty tries to take out her pocket knife, it isn’t there

O: Looking for this?

Onion takes out Katty’s pocket and shows it to her

Katty: *gasps* no no no this can’t be possible…

O: now let’s get this over with…

Onion puts their knife close to Katty’s neck, about to slice it open (lol gory)

O: Any last words..? = )

K: I…

Time was running out, I was about to die. I put all the happy memories in my head and said my final words…

K: EAT THE CHANCLA BI###

O: huh-

K: *yeets Backup chancla in Onions face*

Katty quickly grabs the pocket knife and breaks the window to make her escape

She was successful, for now…

O: this isn’t the end… I hope you’re ready to meet my new “friend”…

—————

AUUGGHHHH THAT TOOK SO LONG THAT TOOK LIKE 2 HOURS TO TYPE MY FINGERSSSSSSSSAAAAAA-

Oh also the scenes that were supposed to be in each part but couldn’t put there Bc tumble why-

Press f to pay respects I worked really hard on this 😭

@0nl0n

[kazieka]

hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include

• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing

• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)

• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)

• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it

• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers

• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own

like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves

[celestialalpacaron]

Behave yourselves BOTH OF YOU 💀 Anyways have this crumb while I work on the main Overlord Husk AU comic lolol

[bewitching-bimbo]

oh, you think my eyes are pretty? do you wanna watch them roll back while I stretch around every inch of your cock? 🥺

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yknow, on any other website, this would be a cool achievement:

but like. my followers list looks like THIS and i do not have the spare TIME to fix it:

[yayee-prsp]

Missing him...

[jowbokitten]

BNUY MAN 💖

[sturnioloho]

pov makin him hard on stream 🥰🥰🥰

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

[toxycodone]

Laios is suuuuch a freak without realizing it. When you two are fucking he’s the type who isn’t watching your face because he’s way too busy watching the space between your legs…the way his length just slides into you without any resistance, the slick and stickiness that pools between your legs and smears all over your groins and down your thighs. The sounds are wet and sloppy and just utterly gross but he absolutely loves it. It’s irrefutable biological proof your body wants this—that you want this and that you want him. And that makes him even harder.

when Laios fucks you it’s crazy because he has no issues with sex or the seemingly awkward things that come with it. To him it’s just all natural. He’s not gonna pretend to have discretion or anything to be polite because he doesn’t care about any of that shit. He loves your body hair and your smell and the way you twitch and flail under him even due to the simplest touches.

He just wants you. And it’s bad. He wants to be balls deep and have you sweaty and tired and crying out underneath him—but you still continue to push back against his thrusts and grind against his hips so you can feel him deeper in you and take as much of him as your body will allow. He’ll lick up the drool that that leaks out of your lips while you’re slacked jawed and pawing at him for more, then drive his hips into yours with enough force you literally collapse against the bed. Instead of like, asking if you’re okay he just lays his entire body weight on you to hold you down and pound into you.

anyways. Laios who’s less into the social nuances of sex and focuses on the more biological aspects >>>>

[n41r]

Today, I feel hella weird for Culann

Well, I never actually do feel normal normal toward him, but today is extra bad-

Not really feeling to touch pentab, so it's a notebook doodle again-

The down bad started when I try to write out what I know about him, because I want to write on paper with a pen

Then everything just went downhill and I start feeling feels and even had my heart aches from thinking about him-

Please send help, why am I like this-

[queruloustea]

i forgot! i have! another! siffrin! because i wasn't too fond of the first :]

non hk fanart being posted from me is a rarity but! escaping my comfort zone here. have another triangle guy i meant to post earlier

[albobeati7]

Paw Play!

Love me some B E A N S

[turnipoddity]

more craig and tweek doodles bc they’re the cutest fr