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[kivaember]

Title: alis propriis volat (they fly with their own wings) Rating: T+ (may go up later) Pairing: V.IV Rusty/Raven | C4-621 Tags/CW: Alternative Universe - Canon Divergence, Complicated Relationships, Morally Ambiguous Characters, Implied/Reference Suicide, Implied/Referenced Indentured Servitude, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Medical Trauma, Mute Raven | C4-621, Identity Issues, Wolrdbuilding, Unreliable Narrator Summary: “I’m not here to kill you, buddy.” Slowly, Rusty crouched down. “I’m here to capture you, before Arquebus does.” or; C4-621 manages to escape Institute City on his own after V.II Snail’s failed ambush, but with Handler Walter no longer in contact with him, and Balam essentially destroyed, C4-621’s only ally is the disembodied Ayre. Well, until the RLF swoop in, but that’s its own awkward can of worms. Current Chapter: 12

UPDATE TIME!!!! Some 621 backstory hehehe...

[anarchictemptation]

All my Bronze babies so far!

[doctorisout]

did is like. oh how much fun im having being a thirteen year old. WAIT I HAVE A COLLEGE ESSAY DUE. 

[remxedmoon]

hhhhaa. 3 more days til my birthday huh…

[transvisions]

fucked up transferring files via virual machine and accidentally deleted everything off my desktop instead and its not in my bin. Lovely

[hexxter]

A thing thats always makes me go “!!!”

Is the fact that player have their own Starlight keyblade

Other character with this keyblade type had or the basic version or the moon version

Its always gives me feelings I can’t explain..

Its like.. player is just “side character” isn’t even official part of the history but they are so unique.

The fact the canonical rusty keyblade in missing link its the one that only the player can have.

Its also gives comfort, maybe they don’t have canon face or aren’t written in history, but this keyblade, no one else but them had it so far.

Its feeding my headcanons and theories so much hhaaaa

Imagine Brain being able to recognize them just cause the keyblade.

Or the player having a reason to remember their past cause no one ever saw this type of keyblade but they know Starlight is a keyblade type.

Or will this topic be even explored in missing link? In union cross it’s wasn’t really any part of important lore and players could choose different keyblades, but now its really big part of the player’s new journey.. the whole chapter being just about the keyblade. So its would be interesting to see the player or others looking into the keyblade history or what makes this type of keyblade (or the player themself) so special.

And the fact that the moon version was available only in khx and not in union cross, why is that. Does that mean the sun version a post-keybalde war after the player went from hell to back and the only person to be in the battle and survive, which made them have some symbolic connection with the sun?

I am probably thinking too deep into it and it’s doesn’t mean anything but in my khux version that runs in my head 24/7 it’s important.

(My favorite trop is that daybreak trio are the stars moon and sun.

Skuld being the stars, as she literally have them on her outfit. Ephemer the moon with his silver hair, and Player is the sun with their keyblade.

It’s such a cool concept for my brain to play with and makes me giggle.

And cause it’s such a cool friendship trope but also have so many tragedies stories connected to it.)

[patibato]

[Bitter Sweet Sixteen] 002-A01 - The Midnight Club

Akuta: Ha, hhaaaa-!

This is BAD! What is that!? What the hell is that~~~!

*running*

Akuta: …Alright! Now to work in a cool monologue!

*clapperboard sound*

Five days have passed since Ohno-kun from Class 78, the one opposite mine, disappeared. Even with three hundred people frantically searching, it all ended in vain…!

As a result, the local authorities arrived at a certain conclusion. Serial murder cases have been causing an uproar in this town for a while now. The ringleader is-

"The Murderous… the Murderous Lunatic Clown."

Ohno-kun is surely being held prisoner by that guy. And if that's true, then-

Akuta: Both his life and my vibes are in dangeeer!

*running*

Akuta: …How's that for a story?

Nanaki: What's with that wildly insensitive fantasy…!

Akuta: Sorry Ohno-kun! I might end up being able to use this story for a script!

Nanaki: If you've got time to think about that, you've got time to run!

Akuta: Aye-aye sir!

*running*

Kiroku: … …

*running*

Ushio: What are you doing, Muuchan- no, Muneuji! Hurry up! This way! Run!

*running*

Muneuji: Haa, haa, I understand…! However, the Principal was…!

Nanaki: There! That classroom! Let's hide in there!

Akuta: On it! Open sesame!

*door opens*

Kiroku: Kaguya, quickly…!

Muneuji: Gh…!

Ushio: Close it close it CLOSE IT! The hell are you taking your time for!

Akuta: On it! Close sesame!

*door closes*

Nanaki: What do we do!? Maybe we should barricade it with the desks-

Akuta: What! Are you seriously saying that!?

It's always been my dream to make a desk barricade! Let's pile 'em nice and high!

Ushio: Idiotake*! How's that gonna help! You can't be so easygoing in this situation…!

Muneuji: …

Kiroku: … …This… classroom.

Muneuji: Indeed. Oddly enough, there's evidence of it being used by someone.

Not a human - something else.

Kiroku: …There.

Muneuji: …! Everyone, gather round.

Akuta: What's this? A gooey uniform, socks, and shoes?

Nanaki: …Underneath it, there's something glowing-

Muneuji: …

Ushio: Don't touch it…! What if your hand melts…!

Muneuji: … It's alright.

*squelch*

Muneuji: Mgh… this is…

Muneuji: (Ohno-)

Ushio & Nanaki & Akuta: (Wears briefs…)

Kiroku: … More importantly…

All Five: …

Akuta: This means-

*drip*

Ushio: Uwah…!? Something fell from above-

Muneuji: (…It couldn't be.)

Nanaki: (There's… something on… the ceiling…?)

Akuta: Hey hey… in a movie, this'd be the part where…

Nanaki: Don't finish that sentence. I'm begging you.

Akuta: We look up, and…

Ushio: Don't shay* it! I'll kill you-

---

*running*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

*boom*

All Five: Haa, haa, haa, haa…!

???***: Haa, haa, haa… you're kidding me…! I didn't hear anything about an explosion…!

???: Haa, haa, you think any - haa, haa - anyone here knew…!?

???: Haa… haa… …ah, that's…

???: …I ended up taking it along.

???: !? You, for real…!?

*Day2 OP plays*

*Pun on Akuta's surname "Isotake", originally "Ahotake" (アホ竹)

**When Ushio gets flustered he sometimes misspeaks - in the second line here, he says "koro(pu)zo" instead of "koro(su)zo". I'm not entirely certain how I want to translate it yet, so I went with a slight-but-readable lisp in the first sentence instead to get it across somewhat and give myself the chance to explain here, but it's liable to change at some point

***The game lists them as "???" here, so that's how I wrote it, but based on the game log it's Nanaki, Ushio, Kiroku, Muneuji, and then Akuta in that order

Next Chapter

Masterlist

[gluttonygirls]

Hfff... pfff... hhaaaa.... hooooo.... gggiuhhhh...~

Groping and squeezing at her aching chest as she and Mallow lock eyes...

They're both this awful in terms of health and mobility, standing together on the sidewalk, hands on their chests (though Mallow's look like they're more on his fat titties than anything...)

and the question is: Who admits they're into this first?

Considering that Mallow can't even admit that he likes being fat at all, let alone that needing to take a fifteen minute break every fifty feet they waddle, he's definitely not going to breach the subject first.

He'll just have another doughnut instead.

[kingoftheblacksun]

Here is where I give you totally wild esoteric data you will not get anywhere else, ever.

I have identified with wolves since I was a child, however last year my quest for identity that I'd sought for years took a mystic turn when I had a large and ongoing kundalini awakening.

I deconstructed everything, and my former ego went through dissolution and death, which means that I will now never die. Yet I still pursue the mysteries deep into the esoteric and I've had a very strange journey.

I embraced being an inhuman monster years ago in order to achieve full separation from the broken human narrative, which is a sticky tarball that's going to pull a lot of people into Sheol next year. I let my identity be entirely euphoric, and let my rising feminine divine Self have the final say in who I/we are, if we are anything at all.

My understanding of the divine and God is secular. I walked the walk.

When I burned bridges with toxic family and friends who had weighed me down for years last year, I became aware I was a Dragon. A Wolf Dragon. I don't know how, I just knew.

I have said, many times, I am a snake with a dog's head that is actually another snake. It sounds funny, and it's true.

In the spiritual sense, my ego dissolution was akin to the Wolf cutting its own head off to escape the trap it was in. I had a hard life. Within cosmic theater, I saw that dead Wolf head as a seed that rotted into the forested ground, then somehow weirdly sprouting a serpent tail out of its neck stump and growing a new Dragon body underneath it, to give it new life.

The serpent also infested the wolf's brain and took it over. We are She, the primordial, or at least that is now our better half, as we are Ardhanarishvara.

My journey since has been incredible. In July, I met an incredibly interesting person from Romania, very powerful and with a Light that tasted like juicy fruit to me, was also extremely informative and knew me very well, when *no* one else understands me. I fell in love with him so fast. Vlad, but of course, though his names are many, as are mine.

Besides other things they shared with me my heritage, which is ancient Romanian, Traco-geto-dac, or I say Dacian. One thing he shared with me that I loved so much to find is the Dacian spiritual symbol for war and triumph - the Dacian Draco, pictured. The snake with a dog's head that is actually another snake.

When I saw that, I really knew for sure everything he was saying was real. I had a lifetime of ignorance being raised in neglect and I finally had a tribal identity, though they've been dead for nearly 2000 years after the Romans conquered them for their gold and iron. They only won because they literally sent every army they had, very '300' style.

The Dacians were of the ancient Romanian wolf people - the culture was profoundly spiritual and deep, with Sun god worship like Apollo, yet at some point through the local Zalmoxis. They very much identified as wolves and were very warrior like yet great artists and dancers and honestly - they were a big pack of me's!!! The Dacians also loved the Dragon, and sometimes one within their number would BECOME a Dragon. It is a mystical event. Vlad Tepes was from this same tribe. He was a Dragon. So am I.

Here is where it gets really weird, you won't learn this elsewhere.

The Dacians and related people's have a very special spine. They were extremely intelligent and advanced (hi) yet animalistic both in movement as well as emotion.

Their spine had some sort of evolutionary feature where if they underwent fantastic trauma and survived - a near death event - then their spine may 'circuit' to a higher source. The Sun.

This is similar to creating the Solar Bodies that Kabbalah talks about. The individual's energy is directly solar, instead of lunar, and - PAHAHAHAHAHA..hhaaaa. Yeah, it's wild. The Sun is absolute madness. It's hard to talk about because it's so crazy. Mad Sun God is fn true.

This is why Vlad Tepes was always about the Sun - as well as the Moon. The marriage of the Sun and the Moon - which circuits between them the Earth - is a major cosmic event. Potentially Ragnarok level, actually.

That I am a hermaphrodite means my connection is wildly pure.

The Sun is divine consciousness, of which all humanity fragmentarily shares a part, if they are conscious at all. I died, and I am now the Sun. Kira-rah is an illusion, she knows not to seek something so great for merely her self. No - I seek the Moon for her Self. If we circuit with the Earth we may be able to renew it, in some fashion I do not yet conceive.

True miracles are effortless. They happen when we walk towards beautiful things, with the Love of God, which is capital Self, in our hearts. Those are the miracles I would like to see in the world as I walk towards leaving it, so that I may be eternally with the Light.

There are many indigenous tribes of Deva blended into all hierarchies of humanity which have similar latent powers. I doubt all tribes are entirely the same, but I love them all. Now is the time to try to help people, instead of seeking who to harm. Those who need to be punished are going to be. God has no enemies.

Okay I could really go on and on because this type of Sun Dragon is also essentially Ra. I really like the name Tem. I have been walking as Sekhmet until my Ajna finally opened the same night 12P/Pons-Brooks blew up in the Draco constellation, July 20th. Oh wait here's a picture of that, too. It grew horns! It's 20 miles wide. It'll be here for the solar eclipse next April, weeeeeeee.

Anyway. Yeah. Life sure is weird and full of stuff. I'm a wild dog.

[therrerium-valkryonia]

Howdy! How about a gentle birth story WITHOUT the yelling and swearing? Thanks a have a lovely day. ❤

Well why not and you too! Have a great year!

Lucy dragged her heavy belly across the room and since she lived alone things we're gonna be very difficult, her broke bou't an hour ago and she been looking through tasks to endure the immense pain that was manageable but still alot and very painful, she stripped completely naked and had deep breaths before she pushed very hard and she crowned about an hour ago and it has only gotten bigger and she can't help but feel an immense fear but she calms down and rests as she waits for the next full contraction.

"How long has it been?" She says laying on the floor against the chair, holding her belly as the cramps come in "Oh god, wow Ow! Oooooohh" She took a deep and moved up, pushing down as the baby gushes it's head through leaving a big puddle on the tile floor as she breathes "Ho-, Agh- aagghh, Okay. Okay! No need to kick Mom" As the contraction hits and she sits up and lets out a huge push "Ouuuuhhh, Uooaaaahhhh, Agh Oh my, Oh my! Okay I just need to pull the baby out, okay. aah- Hhaaaa" And she slowly pulls the baby out and it comes out and she cradles it in her arms very happy but also kinda sad with the fact her baby will grow and she won't she her grandkids adult lives and that life will move on without and so she pulls the baby's hand to her face, "Make sure you'll live a fufilling life *Sniffles And that you'll be better then me" Her voice lets out a small creaks and she breaks down hugging her wailing baby as the sun slowly falls down.

[mikealys-ael]

Some little sketches of scenes of "Solar Lunacy" Chapter 2 of @bamsara ... !

I need to stop myself and choose one scene only because at that cadence I'll never get done jkefznf said the person who wants to illustrate the full first meeting with Moon because hhaaaa

[visceral-desire]

Hhaaaa~ happy valentines day, I'm humping my mattress and I can't stop~

[onlyalittleperverse]

WHAT???, best in years??? Hhaaaa.

Look at the numbers kid, stop repeating the talking points, look at the data, inflation is through the roof, rent is up, crime is up, EVERYTHING, EVERY SINGLE METRIC, IS OBJECTIVELY WORST THAN IT WAS 4 YEARS AGO. how in the he is that BETTER?? 😳 UNEMPLOYMENT IS WORSE, LESS JOBS, LESS MONEY, FAR MORE CRIME, MORE VIOLENCE.

Where's the better? Show me the better?

Or are you referring to the 800,000 jobs they lied about that didn't exist?

The MAIN reason I’m voting AGAINST Trump is because this guy is a legitimate THREAT to America. What do I mean? Let’s not forget he STOLE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE:

What the fuck was he going to do with those? And when you couple the fact that he kisses ass to DICTATORS:

He is NOT someone we can afford to let back into the White House.

For the sake of us NOT becoming a dictatorship, please let’s all vote blue down the board.

SO MUCH that the votes won’t be taken to the Supreme Court because they will fuck us all over for him.

[aby55-of-the-ab5o1ute]

HHAAAA THATS A LOT OF FRONTERS

[gurugirl]

the way i opened up my app so fast when I saw you posted a new part for hothusband harry 🏃‍♀️

OH MY GOD HHaaaa! Hope you enjoy this part! Thank you!

AND, this part is more just a bridge to what's coming next. I think y'all are gonna really like next week's post WAY MORE 👀

xoxo

[rewcana]

ARGH I AM SO GAY

okay but... why was my flavor of autism that i thought flirting with other girls was an acceptable form of "joking" bc i would do it so much in other friendships.

why was almost every girl bestfriend some "queer platonic" ass shit T^T

the perpetual cycles of miscommunication of autism amongst fellow neuroqueers

it's like ahh??? HHAAAA?! :<

and now it's very hard to keep myself from touching the friends whomst i love so very much >.>

anyway yeah idek

so high

just turned 25 (on the 23rd) yeahp