#HFJKDSHFS THEY!!!

[lcpmon]

need to draw sningo like this a million times over

[hamu-eggu]

I’m a little bit conflicted about oceangate because I do value all human life (don’t let this make you think I’m pro life FUCK them kids) but also those rich people went down there with the express purpose of disturbing a mass grave site so I think they’re getting what is coming to them for not respecting the gravity of the tragedy. Also fuck the rich.

yeye, I getcha. I mean, personally, I understand the tragedy of the situation. I can see that it's objectively sad. I get the human angle to this and I can see why people feel sad about five people dying.

But at the same time, I do not care about rich people. I truly do not. And when I saw tons of people "praying for those poor souls" it just fuckin made me go sicko mode. Full evil. Like, I thought it was a funny situation at the start, but after a certain point I was being very vocally cavalier.

Is that a good thing? No. Does that make me a bad person? That's debatable. People contain multitudes.

And, yeah! Fuck the rich!

[senblades]

21, 14, 18

21: Can you accurately predict how long your fics are going to be? If you can, what's your secret?

I absolutely cannot!

Even now, I have no idea how long fftsr is gonna be. I'm sweating that it's gonna end up over 100 chapters LMAO I don't care about the wordcount (guessing.... 500-600k..... maybe....) but for some reason the idea of the chapters being in the triple digits is a major concern (an arbitrary one, but I don't control my brain hfjkdshf)

14: Write and share the first sentence of a new fic. Just that.

oh shit uhhhhhh-

The green sky doesn't really bother him like it used to.

someone kiiiiinda beat me to the premise of this fic, so it's lower on my priority list, but, hey! two cakes, or something, if I ever get around to it. (guess the premise lmao (it's another longfic someone help me))

18: First, second, or third person?

Third! though, I do like second for like, funky stylistic stuff. it's a good vibe. (points eagerly at Slay the Princess)

I think i've been put off first person thanks to, like.... idk, really, the stereotype of it? Like, a lot of books aimed at preteens and younger are in first person, (and so I can only think of 10-year-old me when I see it hfdjkshfsd) everyone jokes about first person fanfic, etc, etc- but there's obviously nothing wrong with it implicitly; I just don't think I could ever get my brain around writing it (I'm giving everyone who can write in first person the biggest salute of respect idk how y'all do it)

in saying that, the way that I tend to write third person is like.... basically just first person with third person pronouns since I do third person limited lmao. the way and reason I do things is an enigma even to myself I have no idea what I'm doing HAHAHA

ty ty for the ask! <3

[philzokman]

SOBBING SO HARD RN im so bad at french but i need all a's to get into the uni course i want and i havent been studying french bc iwas like 'mhmhmhmm!!! 4 days is eniogh time to become fUKCING FLUENT IN A LANGUAGE' WHY AM I SO STUPUD MY EXAMS ON MIONDAY IM GOING TO EAT CONCRETE also why does the tangled soundtrack go so hard like actually im alternating between the duolingo french podcast, the tangled soundtrack, pulps discography and prayign HFJKDSHF

[citrinesparkles]

hi again! austen anon dropping by to say that i've been really busy so i haven't gotten through all of your tim works just yet, but...

"late night" stuck with me because of how much the dialogue made me laugh, especially the sarcasm that comes as a side effect of sleep deprivation! i could totally picture two people going back and forth—and yes timothy, i could also fall into a minor coma. and the reader here was a little TOO relatable with the grumpiness that come with just wanting to fall asleep and being on the precipice of it but having it slip away right at the last second

i love that your writing always feels like peering into snippets of people's lives!

AUSTEN ANON <3 oh my dear you are so delightfully sweet- amazing timing too, bc i've been busy myself and havent been logging in HJDKFHKJSH

omg 🥺🥺 im so glad you enjoyed!! i really love writing little slice of life time moments (as you've probably guessed hfjkdshf) so im so so glad someone enjoys them :)

thank you for this, sweetheart- you have no idea how much it means to me that anybody enjoys any of my shenanigans jdkfjskdf

[kirasren]

[itsmespicaa]

THE COOKIE CAME HOME !!!! 💜💜💜🍪

[dykecassidy]

[tweet from danhausen @danhausenad  “There were a ton of VERY nice, not even a little evil messages yesterday about Danhausen talking to Conanhausen. Means the world. Thank you all 🧡👹🧡” 3:09 PM - Apr 16, 2012 - Twitter for iPhone]

🥺🥺🥺

[tinycamembert]

13 22 19

13. Unpopular opinion about XXX character? ok you said vadelma! hm, i just straight up think that in the end she doesn’t really deserve marian lol,,,, but if she gets development in bup and we see them interact more that could change. i do think that she comes off as manipulative in FM though. whether she’s actually aware of that herself is less clear though and personally that nuance is interesting to me? but intentionally or not her attitude towards bella and the way she told the backstory to whinter was biased and ill die on that hill tbh

22. Popular character you hate? i suppose whinter lol, he’s popular i guess? arnick is probably the most popular guy but as said before i dont hate him really (and im perfectly fine with whinter in bup so far, too)

19. What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom? :-) lmfao.i mean in general its toxic and no one knows how to like… have a discussion like a normal person about anything. everything is so black and white all the time.obviously im not perfect in this respect and tbh i regret a lot of the complaints ive made in the past. but i will always try and at least give a respectful opinion when i disagree with something instead of straight up being hostile, and people who just shit on tammy, especially in comments and asks that she DIRECTLY READS, for not doing everything they want in the series really get on my nerves considering the sheer amount of content she puts out.but ANYWAYSive met some rly cool people from this fandom and the best way to enjoy fandom imo is to find a few good friends and not engage in discussions or discourse or content that you KNOW will make you upset and so thats what im trying to do

i think most people who know me know how anxious discourse makes me (especially the tumblr variety) so im rly just here to talk about the series and enjoy it, even if i dont agree with everything,,, cause like,, that’s life babey

[lcpmon]

building a collection of weird sbms plushie merch just so i can make a video where i throw them all one by one at the wall

[mrs-march-ahs]

Kai Preparing You For The White House (G/N smut)

OK LISTEN hfjkdshf

this is an actual fantasy i had last night. appropriate? probably not, but sexy? oh my lord yes

Summary- Since you are going to be living in the White House with Kai one day, it's only appropriate that you know the pledge of allegiance off by heart.

Warnings- this is probably disrespectful to the pledge of allegiance. and maybe to the flag. maybe to america? i don't know. i'm polish. i don't really know what the pledge is. i just know it's something y'all have memorised. i, however, do not, so this is hot. also, spanking fdjskfhds.

Words- 1.7k.

This is a Gender Neutral reader, the few times I couldn't get away with neutral language, I put two options [in brackets/like this].

The reader isn't necessarily European, but obviously somebody who does not have the pledge memorised. Not yet ;)

enjoy <3

-

“Do you know-”

“The muffin man?”, Winter butts in. Kai gives her a glare and then stares are his laptop again, not making eye contact with anybody when he speaks.

“The pledge”

You look at Winter, not sure whether Kai's talking to you or her. Winter stops sucking on her red vine and starts waving it around as she speaks.

“Riiiiight”, she drags out. She points her red vine at you aggressively and you look at her. “If you’re gonna be the First [Lady/Gentleman]one day, you should know it”

You stare at Winter blankly for a second, before nodding once. “The pledge of allegiance? I’ve heard it before in movies”

Winter continues to look at you, and allows Kai’s tapping on the keyboard to be the only sound in the room. You play with the frills of the cushion next to you on the floor and fill the silence with uncertainty. “Uhh”

“I pledge allegiance”, Kai starts you off very seriously.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag… of the Unites States…um”, you rest your head back on the seat of the sofa and stare at the ceiling. “And the republic for which it stands… one nation under God, w- indivisible…”, you close your eyes. “With freedom… with liberty! And justice for all”

You lift your head up to look at Winter, who gives you a thumbs up and a cheesy grin. You can’t help but smile back at her and watch as she stands off the armchair she was previously laid on, to leave.

“Very well done, First [Lady/Gentleman]”, she winks at you from the stairs and walks out of the basement.

Kai, not looking away from his laptop screen that shows an article about Beverly and a word document, stops typing for a moment.

“That’s hot”, he says.

“The pledge of allegiance?”

“No”, he replies sternly. “You saying it, you knowing it”

You look over at him next to you on the floor. He takes his hands off his laptop and pushes the coffee table away from him.

“Come here”, he whispers and straightens his legs. The eerie silence of the room only adds to the romantic atmosphere. You smile and crawl over to straddle his thighs. You put your arms around Kai’s neck, trying to scootch your body as close to his as you could.

Kai puts his large hands above your knees and slides them up, softly kneading at your exposed thighs. The touch under your shorts felt possessive and full of admiration at the same time.

“Say it again”

Kai’s dark brown eyes ever so slightly look up at you. His eyebrows raise with his words and he looks at your lips and holds back a smirk.

You play with hair on the back of Kai’s neck, practically swinging your legs and batting your eyelashes as you begin for him again. “I pledge allegiance to the flag and the republic-”

A quick slap on the back of your thigh stops any more words from coming. The contact makes you jump slightly off his lap and gasp, having to bite your lip to stop you from giggling. Sexual contact from a busy Kai was an increasingly rarer occurrence making the harsher touches even more arousing than the soft ones. He must be as desperate for you as you are for him.

You look away from Kai’s face, trying to stop smiling. A short giggle escapes your lips from the unexpected contact. Kai, noticing this, puts his hands on your ass and slides them up and down.

“Of the Unites States of America”, he corrects you. You nod and try to stay serious, despite feeling like a child in timeout.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag, of Unites States of America”, you bat your eyelashes for real this time. “And the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivi-”

Another slap stings you, this time directly on your right cheek. It surprises you just as much as the first one, but hurts less.

The mixture of pain and pleasure becomes even more unbalanced, and the tingle of arousal travels your body, making your body warm and your cheeks blush. Kai rubs his rough calloused hands over the red sting, tapping it lightly a few times.

You hide your face in Kai’s neck to hide your red cheeks, taking in a deep breath of his smell.

“Under God, try again”. With your mind filled with dirty thoughts and the prospect of Kai pounding you into the sofa, the correction doesn’t register in your mind. Kai is exceptional at remaining serious when he has to. You, however, have to suck in your bottom lip to not giggle again.

Another slap on the altering cheek makes you sit straight up and let out a whimpering sound. “Hmph!”

Kai’s hands leave your ass and go on the edge of the sofa behind him, pushing up off the floor and onto the sofa, strong enough to take you with him. You hold onto his shoulders and settle in on his lap once again, trying to sit down, but your sore ass making you stick it out a little, attempting to sit down a couple of times but not being able to feel comfortable.

Since you can’t sit still, Kai puts his hand in between your thighs, separating your legs and putting them both on the right side of his body. You pout a little in protest, not sure if Kai is finished with you, but he pulls you by the shoulder to lay you over his lap.

“oh my god”, you breathily whisper. Kai pulls your shorts up as far as they go, making you squirm in his lap. He hums in satisfaction at the sight of your red exposed ass.

He puts his hand down forcefully, almost slapping your cheek, grabbing it, and looking down at you. He prefers it that way.

You lay still, so aroused at the core that you wonder if Kai can feel it on his lap. Your face smushed against the sofa doesn’t stop Kai from hearing your innocent laugh slipping out at how awkward you feel at your first time over his knee.

Kai rubs your thighs a few times, and with his other hand strokes the hair out of your face to force your head on its side. He looks at you and smirks, keeping his hand on your head gently, but you look straight ahead of you. The reflection of your position on the black TV makes you close your eyes.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the Unites States of America, and the republic for which stands”, you pause and open your eyes. You bite your lip to stay serious, needing a second to retrieve the second half of the phrase. You’re a little distracted.

The reflection of you in the TV shows Kai with his hand above your cheek, straightened out flat and ready. You bury your face in your hands, feeling exposed and embarrassed at how submissive you are for this man, but he rips your hands off your face almost instantly, holding them behind your back with one hand.

“One nation…”, you exhale out of your nose and hesitantly continue. “Indivisible”

The slap echoes in the room. The filthy sound makes your cheeks redden. Both of them.

Kai tsks his tongue a few times, not being able to resist smiling at you. You take a slow breath out, squirming on his knees, not because of the embarrassment, not even because of the sting, but because the arousal prickling at your body and thighs is too much. If you don’t start moving and getting something, you might implode.

Kai pushes your legs down against the sofa, trying to keep you still. His other hand slides up your back and tickles slightly at your neck before going back up to your head. He slithers his fingers in your hair, holding down, and tugging your head up. You gasp quietly, not knowing before that his long fingers just tugging at your hair could make you shiver.

“One more time”, he demands.

“Or what?”. The words leave your lips without a second of thought.

He tugs at your hair further, forcing your neck to bend back uncomfortably. With his other hand, he legs go of your legs and lets the weight of his arm come down on your cheeks in another slap.

The feeling makes you wriggle, or attempt to, but Kai’s grip on your hair keeps you still.

“One more time”, he repeats. You take a deep breath and close your eyes.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America… and the republic for which it stands, one nation”, you pause. Opening your eyes, you question whether or not to blunder on purpose. But knowing Kai’s stamina and patience, your ass will be bleeding before he will let you off. More curious on what treat he has for you learning your lesson, you continue.

“Under God, indivisible, with… um… liberty? And justice for all”

Kai’s grip on your hair releases, making you drop your head instinctively. He lifts you off his lap, sliding out from the side, leaving you laying on the sofa. You turn your head back to look up at him climb on top of you, sitting on your legs while he unbuckles his belt. The sight makes you moan, and prop yourself up on your elbows to get a better view.

Kai pulls down your shorts in one swoop, grabbing a fistful of your ass in each hand and pulling you up. You stick it out for him, letting him see you bare and [glistening wet/dripping with precum] for him.

You look to the side at the turned off TV and watch him stroke himself like you’re watching the porn channel. He spits on your hole and pushes against it, letting the tip of his cock get swallowed in by how desperately turned on you are.

“One more time”, he repeats again. You look up at him, and quickly and frantically say the pledge, not being able to wait any longer.

“I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the Unites States of America, and the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with freedom and justice for all”

You look at Kai with pleading eyes and stick your ass out even more. He keeps his hands spreading your cheeks and makes eye contact with you in the reflection of the TV.

“Close enough”, he mumbles defeated, and slams into you.

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:D

[trainpalsforthawin]

I have burned your bridges I will be a gun and it's you I'll come for

@bruhstation​ I’VE BEEN IN A FANART MOOD LATELY, HI HELLO HFJKDSHF

@swindlez​ you have immaculate taste holy shit. found a new favorite song: CHVRCHES – Gun

here’s a link to the playlist PLEASE LISTEN ITS SO GOOD

an alternate version where i was figuring out the perspective:

plus:

[jettybird]

im so proud of my jade cosplay so far hfjkdshfs im gonna be hs2 jade??/ and its gonna be great the skirt looks amazing so far

[missazura]

bam-o replied to your post: also is there a way to make your photoshop as...

What version of Photoshop do you have? I use CC 2017 and it works fine for me :o

CC 2018? and 2019 since its my work computer. i just want it to be as smooth as SAI hfjkdshf im crying

[miika-n]

ending of the school-aged

Final exams are less than a month away, and after that, I’ll be going on to my senior year, and after that, high school will be finished for me. With this progression in mind, I’ve come to reflect on my time in high school so far (spoiler: it wasn’t that great) and what I’m supposed to get out of it in the four years I’ve been in it. 

When people think of high school, they think about wild teenagers doing all these crazy things for the fun of it- teenagers who have fun being out in the world as a conglomerate, independent of the safety of home. For a time, I thought I would go down that path of development, but I didn’t. I chose to stick with the books and I never got to really experience that adolescent daredevil part. Because of that, I became better with my work ethic than I did at making friends. I tend to do better in a working environment than I do in a more social one. But from these two aspects, does one have a more ultimate value than the other?

The benefit of focusing on my academics is that, well, I became a better academic. I’m good at analytics and applying what I know. With this, it looks like I’d get far in my life career-wise. But it didn’t do anything to help with my people skills, which now after four years of being so introverted that I regret not improving concurrently with my studies. I feel really left out of the loop with other people my age, it’s like I can’t fit in (and that’s okay, you’ll understand in a bit). 

But if I placed part of my focus into becoming a more welcoming and extroverted person, then I probably wouldn’t be so booksmart. But also, I find that the people who I feel comfortable around come in a minimal to non-existent amount within my grade level. If I were to force myself to be part of a group of people, I would have to give up parts of myself that I liked or to force myself in attaining a new attribute to fit in. While I had to do just that for the first three years of high school, I’ve given up on that now because it doesn’t make me feel comfortable- I don’t feel like myself. Despite this, I was able to find friends whom I really like in other grade levels, and while they may either be gone (because they graduated) or usually not in the same vicinity as me (because they are a couple grades lower and not in the same hallways or rooms that I would be in), it’s still comforting to know that I have found friendship through them. 

In the end, what I really think has more value is the ability to be decently social. As humans, it’s in our nature to be social and why people have so much fun being together. I really like the idea of making good memories with others, and with that in mind I think that what you’re supposed to get out of high school is those good memories. Academics is another thing, because it doesn’t always mean a happy and fun life, especially in high school when everyone wants to get out and play. When I think about hardcore academics, I think about grey office spaces, and I really don’t want to end up in one. I also don’t really see the fun in writing essays all my life, because even now it’s tiring to be good in school. 

I envy the people who are proficient in both aspects. I want to be like them- be successful while also having lots of fun. Deep down, I regret that I didn’t do more to achieve this but I have hope that I can do so after high school. I’m excited to have that clean start.