#HFHFHFH i had to

[icebrooding]

it's gonna be completely rent free in my head so i'm gonna just

this is just so funny to me in my canon they've been a thing since end of PoF/start of S4 but this is probably the first and only time they have ever had the chance to do anything lmfaoooooo

male sylvari voice acting was sending me to a new fuckin realm

extreme girlboss couple (what?)

(i find it stellar that when i went here the room only had male player chars besides elder-dragon who was w/ me on Luci)

Finally getting their first canon date! And I wanted to repeat what happened at Kas and Jory's engagement party by having Kaushue showing up wearing the same outfit again hfhfhfh

it's funny bc i wanted to make a post a few weeks back like 'fear is the npc you ship your character with getting a canon love interest' but it turns out the canon love interest was the commander i made along the way--

[mincedlettuce]

HONESTYL!!! In the finale when Blade was about to deliver the final stab to that guy I was cheering him on 😭😭

but then Krista just HAD to stop him. 🤦‍♂️ seriously, why did she stop him?? Why did she call out to Blade and distract him? IT JUST MADE NO FKING SENSE and I was right there with Blade's assistant (Sheng? Chen?) being pissed the fuck off (my younger self was so petty the first time watching that part that I remember cheering when he shot Krista with a silver bullet for that hfhfhfh)

I was so annoyed that when the episode ended with a cliffhanger i just didn't care anymore lol. and turns out it never get renewed for a second season so us never knowing what happens after Marcus attacks(??) Krista after he found out she was working for Blade is kind of funny to me XDD

really there's this review of the series from back in 2011 that I discovered awhile back that accurately sums up how i felt when watching the show:

"But this cast of new characters was not supporting — they were the focus of the series! (...) I thought a series titled Blade would star a character named “Blade”!  But this show would be better off entitled Krista or, were it a hip-hop song, Krista feat. Blade.  He’s just using a brand name to sell Krista’s story (..)  As a fan of Blade the character, this series is not what I wanted.  I was blindsided by the House of Chthon drama."

Admittedly, it would have been harder to make Krista an integral part of the plot had the enemy changed.  The show that began with Krista’s brother murdered in cold blood by Marcus, and her conflicting loyalties became the centerpiece of all storylines.  Too bad they trivialized her motivations for revenge with daytime soap opera storylines which had her screwing and possibly falling for the man guilty of the crime she wants to avenge. 

Characters like Detective Boone and FBI Agent Collins were given lengthy introductions but never get any payoff. The way these characters were dropped is inexplicable, and frankly embarrassing.

i actually do remember the detective guy! his plot also pissed me off because i thought they were going to go somewhere with him slowly discovering vampires were real and I THOUGHT he was going to be a major part of the story, but then he just gets killed!! there was also the vampire ash/drug plot from the pilot that I thought was really cool but it never goes anywhere beyond episode 3. :/ it's never resolved and what was the point?

What an abusive bond. It’s like a husband telling his wife that she will never leave him, no matter what he does to her, because she loves him. But it’s on juice, because here we have a supernatural bond.

[cozymochi]

do you think skoodge actually is ok with being around zim because he sees him as a friend. Or that he’s only around since he’s the only other short irken to be around and even bothers talking to him, and he’s actually pretty annoyed by him like everyone else, and only listens like in hobo 13 for zim to be quiet.

I think both are pretty black and white takes 😩😩 and im not sure either feel right tbh. Skoodge being a “oh im only doing this so this annoying guy can shut up” doesn’t feel very… Skoodge. That feels like a more active-manipulator Tallest-tier tactic. Skoodge feels more like the direct opposite of that. LOW KEY? I think how primarily reactive he is as a character tends to be overlooked a lot 👁👄👁

I do think Skoodge is just a diligent yet impressionable soldier who follows orders and does what he can to be helpful for a goal regardless of who is giving the orders or what the goal is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and this is probably gonna sound meta and weird at first, but I legitimately don’t think Skoodge has that much agency to begin with.

It should probably be noted that in Hobo 13, Zim was in a position of authority for their group. Zim was the leader, and Skoodge wanted to prove his commitment to the greater goal of the group. He even came back like “GUESS WHAT I ESCAPED” [achievement unlocked] you go little starburst

It’s not like Skoodge volunteered to be leader himself. I think Skoodge would only go into a leadership role if someone else higher outright told him to. But!! I digress!! 😩

And ehhh Skoodge doesn’t really seem to care about shortness either from what I can tell. That seems more like a fun little quirk that has no bearing on how well he can do his job whatsoever nor would determine who he hangs around. If he hangs with anybody.

And with all that on the table Idk if i’d call Skoodge and Zim “friends” either. Probably the closest “equivalent” somebody like Zim has within his own species (and this is not me speaking on how friendships work within that species- i mean just in a cosmetic way that isn’t a robot) but I highly doubt they’re y’know. Actually friends. Y’know. Where they actively enjoy each others company and all that. We know Zim’s opinion on Skoodge (gullible, foolish, impressionable), but we don’t know Skoodges opinion on Zim. If he has any at all. I don’t think he has any opinion on Zim in the first place. 👁👄👁

“bUt in EpisOde 1 he’s backing away and—“ LISTEN! The first ep had no idea where any of the characters would end up becoming yet!! Nothing was set in stone for anybody 😩Skoodge in ep 1 is inferred to be a more meek and crybaby tier type compared to the more self-assured, confident, and easily influenced soldier he’s portrayed as later (and its not character development the writers just finally gave him a personality 😩). I’m willing to bet Skoodge as we know him would react very differently to being given Blorch in ep 1, probably obliviously proud if anything and willing to do his best with no thought on the danger. I promise aside from the premise, ep 1 is just this bizarro era for everybody involved and probably should be taken with a grain of salt. Besides he had to get out of that scene somehow 😩

Skoodge is just this reactive character who is around to be helpful. Zim is an active character who likes to give orders.

I saw one weird take somewhere that claimed “Zim enjoys tormenting Skoodge” and i’m like!! Wha— first of all— No 💀. Second, If you’re somebody who loves being in charge and giving orders, and there’s one guy out there that is guaranteed to listen to anything anybody tells him just… because!! Why wouldn’t you just go to that guy? He’ll go along with your plan no questions asked! Yay!! Skoodge being the object of torment is just an ongoing gag

For as little agency as Skoodge has, Zim will always give him something to do. Since Post!Blorch Skoodge got killed by the Tallest (he’s okay now), and after Hobo 13 he hasn’t been given anymore orders by the Tallest then… idk. Zim was technically his last direct authority figure. May as well bunk with him and see if he has anything for him to do for his infinite mission. But that’s me reading into it a smidge more than I likely should.

If they were in a cafeteria I don’t think Skoodge would willingly sit at the same lunch table as Zim. But I DO think he would sit with him if Zim yelled across the room and demanded “SKOODGE! SIT WITH ME!!” and Skoodge, being easily influenced, would just be like “SURE THING!” then do it. See? Look how helpful he was.

And that’s just kind of it, really. All that might be a very simplified way of looking at Skoodge but I think that’s … proooobably more crucial than it seems

dont get me wrong tho, ppl can still find reasons or give reasons behind his behavior. Reactive characters are just a different type of character, that’s all 😩

[transgaysex]

god ive rlly been on the internet for like a decade huh.

[kayships-archive]

Kayla! I built you a Valentine’s-Day-inator, and Perry the Platypus promised not to destroy this one because it’s not hurting anyone, so as long as nobody hits the self-destruct button on accident, we’re good! I can’t wait to show you what it can do, and of course I can’t wait to spend Valentine’s Day with you! I tried to make this holiday as special as you are to me, but that’s simply not possible. Nothing is as special as you are to me. But I hope you’ll enjoy today anyways- I got chocolates! -Heinz Doofenshmirtz

!!!! ahhh you did??? I can’t wait to see what it does and also it’s was v sweet of perry to leave it alone!! and and I can’t wait to spend Valentine’s Day with you too!! but also that’s like so sweet im so touched and the same goes for you too 💕💕 and of course im going to enjoy today im going to be spending it with you!! <3

( also i really love chocolates so :) !! )

[winderrific-moved]

i think the funniest thing is that one of my favourite mlp fansongs isnt even an mlp song its just a song from Mecano but the mlp fananimation to that song was so nice and the song was in spanish and beautiful so the song just stuck with me

[jkangel]

💭

[silentwhispofhope]

hfhfhfh domestic fluff w/ vash... maybe ww too /// HFHKSJ im sorry i dont have any specifics, but u got creative freedom.

Late Night Whispers

And so it began, your nightly ritual of reassuring Vash. You wrapped your arms around Vash’s small waist, laying your head against his naked shoulder gently. Humidity filled the bathroom, fresh from the shower your lover just took. No effort was made to wipe steam off the mirror.

“How are you feeling?” You asked.

Vash only let out a hum in response. A small pout fell on your face at the obvious avoidance to your question. You shifted your head, giving the long scar on his shoulder blade a kiss. You felt him stiffen under your touch. The scars were a tough subject to talk about, that you knew, but it didn’t make you adore the man in front of you any less.

“You know what I love about you?”

“M-Mayfly?” Vash stuttered at your proclamation, turning towards you. You just gave him a small smile and reached your hand up to his face, cupping it.

“I love your quirky quips,” you gave him a kiss on the lips.

“I love how your so willing to help those around you,” you kissed a scar running Vash’s collarbone .

“I love how you believe the best in everyone, no matter their past,” you placed another kiss along the scar across his sternum.

And you gave him another. And another. And another. Each praise was followed by a kiss on some sort of scar he had received in the past. By the end of your nightly ritual, Vash was a red mess. His ears were as bright as cherry tomatoes, along with his face. As embarrassed as the blond was, there were clearly hearts in his eyes. You gave him another smile before stepping on your tiptoes, giving him one last peck on his noise as he tackled you into a tight hug.

[davemustaine]

NICK I HAD A DREAM ABT YOU AND I WAS GUSHING OVER LOVING UR BLOG AND WE WERE AT A BEACH BOARDWALK ARCADE AND U WERE SUPER NICE HFHFHFH

OMG WHAAAAAAT THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME ?!?!? ❤❤

[devilsrecreation]

Memorable quotes from the crackfics (not in order):

“The Lizard of Oz”

Kenge: She’s just mad because I keep “antagonizing the animals”

Jasiri: I have an idea.

Kenge: What?

Jasiri: Stop antagonizing the animals!

Narrator: Wow, this is just like a Mario game. The Wicked Witch of the West is Bowser, Jasiri’s Peach all of a sudden, and now the rest have to unleash their inner Mario!

(Kiburi walks toward Jasiri, growling. She bitch slaps him and he goes down*

Janja: *presses a button on Reirei’s side*

Button: That was easy

Mwoga: OI! Who rang that bell?

The group: Us

Mwoga: Can’t you see?

Reirei: See what?

Mwoga: The painting!

The rest: What painting?!

Mwoga: ‘S on that rock clear as the beak on my face! (sticks a slab to the wall, which shows a painting of an animal knocking)

Jasiri: Looks like we have to knock (knocks)

Mwoga: Alright, that’s more like it!

Kandamiza: (melting) How did a hyena and her stupid lizard manage to defeat me?! Oh, what a world! What a world! (dies)

Kenge: That’s for calling me ‘little’

Jasiri: *flips her off*

Kenge: *arguing with Janja* HOLD ON! HER MATE WAS A WITCH, AND WHAT WAS HER BROTHER? A PRINCE! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!

Jasiri: *laughing*

Kiburi: *jokingly* I’m gonna eat him

Kenge: YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG?! AM I WRONG? HE WORE A CROWN AND HE FLEW DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DAWG!

Janja: I’m not fighting with you-

Kenge: GROW UP.

Jasiri: Well, there’s only one thing I can do now

Jasiri: *starts singing “Holdin Out for a Hero”

Janja, witnessing the guards chanting: What are they saying?

Kenge: How should I know? I don’t speak Ozian

Kiburi: Sounds like they’re saying “oreo”

Reirei: ….What’s an oreo?

The guards stomping past the group: KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

Janja: *laughs* Look! Those idiots don’t even know where we are!

The guards: *turn around before stomping towards the group, chanting* KILL KILL KILL-

Kenge: And I’M the one with the big mouth?!

Kenge about Kandamiza: I think we’re gonna have to kill her, Jasiri

Jasiri: Damn :(

“Janja in Wonderland”

Zira: Listen here, hyena, if I lose my temper, you lose your head! Understand?!

Janja: (nervously) Y-Yeah, whatever you say, your highness

Njano, the minute Zira turns around: HEY ZIRA, YOUR MOM GAY

Mwoga: Oh look, he’s got bugs!

Vultures: Let’s fix that, shall we?

Time for a shower!

One…two…three!

(The vultures dump water all over Janja)

Mzingo: *looks at Janja, then his parliament and smiles* I think he still has bugs

Janja: What?! *gets splashed again*

Janja: *falling into the hole* Kids, a little help here?!

Wema and Tunu: BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Narrator: Damn, kids are savage

Following that…

Narrator: And so Janja fell and fell and fell and fell. Lmao karma for trapping the pups in a hole, Janja

Janja: Hey, that was a long time ago!

Sumu: You forgot to get the key

Janja: What key? I didn’t see a—*sees a key appear under the table* Oh that is some bullshit

Janja: Can I say a bad word?

Narrator: Huh?

Janja: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?

Narrator: *not taking him seriously* Yeah, sure, whatever…

Janja at Zira: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH-

Janja, hiding behind a hedge: Stand back, I got a chainsaw! (makes chainsaw noises,but the cards’ eyes peer through the leaves) Rum....rum.....? Well, I’m dead...

[kurogiris-bar]

ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!

Our current event in the server was Original characters! We had a blast talking about our ocs, and everyone who participated visibly put thought and care into their characters!

Invite link is the pinned post!!

Credit: (Magical) Squigg#4776 on discord 

“ Tenko and my OC Sonomi :), Short version of her story is that she’s an OC I made when I read Tomu’s backstory for the first time and kept making myself sad by thinking about it. She’s a rescue hero who knew Tenko for a short time during her first year at UA, and her quirk is that her hair grows really fast, and when you tear a strip off it works like a bandage.”

Credit:  ꒰🎐꒱ ⸝⸝‧₊ ഒ﹕blueflame.#9930 on discord

“ this is my oc ,, his name is mitsuo omocha :> he was born quirkless, and he’s always loved to make toys. when he was younger, he had to watch his best friend die right in front of him. the scarf he wears was his friends, and he can’t take it off or else he’ll start to freak out hfhfhfh he’s not a villain, or trying to become a hero, he’s just a citizen. he looks up to mirio though :> ( he makes toys for a living )”

Credit:  lollyboom(^^)#5165 on discord

“ Kana Hoshino(23-timeskip) She just gives Kai tea and cleans his office. She likes strawberries and loves wearing baggy/comfy clothes because it hides her skin. She plays Call of Duty a lot with her friend, Yuuma(oc). yes ((I got too lazy to do the background, sorry))”

Credit:  statichead#9230 on discord

“ Zavi (they/he) 

Age: 22 Alias: 

Nephilim. 

Quirk: Lightwing absorption:  so I was interested in the combining quirks science and I wanted someone with an angelic quirk so their mother had a wing quirk and their father had a light absorption quirk where they could absorb light and send a concentrated blinding beam from any of his limbs Zavi can absorb light only in his wings and make them emit a blinding beam at will, as well as the ability to fly If they're in the dark too much however they can't use the beam it needs to charge up like having solar panels on their back essentially ajsjdiwkd.

 On the run currently, was in a hero commission facility young as their mother was a hero and father was a villain 

 They're a tattoo artist, I can post a proper facial ref later but this was the funky piece I did :>”

Credit: @crisp-bagel

this is my. insect girl. :)

feeling unoriginal, naming her Yoru Konshu (night bug) because she's a moth. her quirk is just. moth! She's a support student. but she doesn't exactly follow rules. she only applied to UA so she could get better materials and a workspace, since prior she was still illegally producing and selling support gear :] She’s close with Giran, as he funded her operation, and later her UA expenses.

Thank you for reading!

[nim-lock]

hii, your art is really really REALLY good. its v distinctive and emotional + always makes me go like :”O or :”> theres no in between. i want to be a . like. professional artist someday, and i was wondering if u had any tips (and also if u went to a school but if u dont wanna answer its fine!!!) i hope youre having a wonderful day!!!!

Hello! Thank you. I have recently answered an ask that does mention a bit about the art school -- I went to Pratt Institute for a BFA in Communications Design, Illustration -- and it may be interesting for you to go down the rest of my reference tag; of which I mention Art Career Tips, and Design Advice, as well as some stray others.

And I guess if anyone is wondering because I DID mention corporate stuff; as of 2021, I am currently an illustrator on a math textbook w/ Amplify Education, and I also do children’s books and book covers in the publishing industry. Occasionally my online shop pays for a few bills. Everything’s freelance; my health insurance is my own cost, and I don’t have any retirement accounts with a company. (”Self Employment” is basically... you shake hands with yourself and pay double. That’s how the tax system works in the US at least hfhfhfh) 

Best wishes on your endeavors. 

[voidtone]

mag 97, we all ignore the pit

night vale title vibes

"you just go and enjoy your sky" like...sky blue?

pit monster? ok

so was that gertrude in the town?

"is he trying to tell me not to ignore my own metaphorical pit, and if so, what is my metaphorical pit?" is this a dig at fan theories

what? oh, the power went out?

wait. wa. w?

nicola orsinov. okay. why are all the evil characters so happy hfhfhfh

jon's had to ask "are you going to kill me" a lot, huh

there's always a moment where he gets scared, gathers himself to ask what's going on, and then goes back to being scared when they answer

dance the world new?

what does the skin have to do with it? i guess the stranger sort of wears people's skins?

jon injury count: in this ep he got what sounded like punched in the stomach, so that's...5? counting the worms as 1

and that's not even counting the mental trauma

[dracish-blog]

Inspired au huehue

First things first, Lily and James died when Harry when he was a lil kiddo.

But they actually died in a car crash

When they still lived they spoiled him rotten and everyone loved him

His first word was dada, but to Remus and not James, then he said it to Sirius and lastly to James cx

When they died he moved to the Dursleys and they abused him. He hated them with his whole heart, he still knew Sirius and Remus though, they were his only friends his whole childhood and they FINALLY married when he was 11 (Wolfstar for life hfhfhfh)

When he was 12 he started in a school where Remus worked as a English teacher, all students favourite teacher ;3

He also met this one amazing teacher, Mcgonagall she was like the mom Harry needed all his childhood.

They had afternoon tea every Tuesday and Thursday sometimes Remus joined them!

He one day met this one boy who kinda annoyed him, but Harry wanted to know why he acted so cold, so he befriended him and it turned out that the boy, who's name was Draco Malfoy, was abused at home because he was gay

After awhile he softened with Harry cuz he understood what it was like, after awhile they both caught feelings and it was oblivious for everyone but themself.

They had a flirty friendship

Draco always told his bsf Pansy about how hot Harry was and everything about what they did

Harry did the same but with his bsfs Ron and Hermione

Pansy and Hermione started hanging out with Hermione and they both fell for each other and started dating, sadly before the thick heads realized they liked each other -з-

Then Ron got pretty lonely all the time lmao he found this one cool boyyo called Blaise, who also was Draco's friendo òwó

Thet ObViOuSlY fell in love and started dating

Everyone's personality;

Draco; at first he seems cold and heartless but when u actually get to know him he's actually quite cool and nice :D

Harry; A softboi who loves hugs and cuddles >:DD

Pansy; All g a y and when I say all I mean 101% gay. Draco's like her lil bro whom she cares about more then anything in the whole world 💕

Hermione; A big nerd, barely sleeps, the thing that keeps her awake is coffee, which she frankly doesn't like o^o she's a lesbian mess

Ron; A food lover, which he loves almost as much as he loves Blaise ūwū

Blaise a big guy, he likes working out but he loves to cuddle with Ron

Don't come at me cuz I didn't make ur ships sail or whatever ;_;

[angelic-holland]

This may be tmi but usually when I masturbate I do it in the shower cause it's easy to just clean myself up plus the water is kinda loud so no one hears but today I was home alone so I did it in my room and I completely underestimated the amount of wetness and I'm so thankful I was home alone cause I had to p much duck waddle to the bathroom to clean myself up hfhfhfhs

[catboy-joyfriend]

wait thats a post hjkfgjhk? thats news to me honestly my friend talked abt it like it was an idea they had. they do use tumblr tho so they couldve stolen it i guess

Maybe hfhfhfh

I definitely remember seeing it as a post