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[triski73]

Via webharrystyles

[messysketchyobeyme]

How to Woo A Human: Chapter 1

[Chapter 1], [Chapter 2]

Satan/Reader

(Nightbringer Spoilers)

Summary:

"Different humans have different love languages. Taking advantage of a human’s love language will allow you to gain their trust, which can be used to manipulate them easier."

As long as Satan ignored the parts about deception and manipulation and focused on the affection part, he was certain he could change himself into someone who would be worthy of love.

He would make sure of it.

—

A book fell on Satan’s head. It hurt. A lot.

He came tumbling down with a strangled shout. Grunting, Satan sat up and eyed the fallen book on the floor and snatched it up, hiding it under his jacket. 

Satan didn’t want anyone to see the book that had made him stop in his tracks at the library. It had been on the top shelf, but just within reach that Satan thought he could grab it. It seemed that he had misjudged a tad.

When Satan made sure nobody was watching, he pulled the book out. He traced his fingertips over the brown cracked leather that seemed almost too fragile to touch. The golden lettering that had initially caught his eye still shone as brightly as ever. How to Woo a Human.

Even just reading the title made Satan’s cheeks burn painfully, but he paused when he saw the tagline: A Guide To Deception, Earning a Human’s Trust, and Sealing the Deal.

Of course. Satan had only been alive for a little under two years at this point, but he should have known that no self-respecting demon would write a How-To on how to romance humans of all things. 

He should just put it back on the shelf and forget this ever happened.

Satan flipped to a random page. Love Languages.

He snapped it shut.

—

Satan can’t believe he checked out that book. That stupid, stupid book.

It sat at his desk mocking him. He sat in his chair curled up as tightly as he could. He glared at the book. 

Ugh.

Satan loved you.

Fine, he admitted it! In his head of all places but still.

He had no idea when he started to develop feelings for you. Perhaps it was when you looked at him without any of the disdain or fear the others held for him. Or maybe it was the moment you showed him what it was like to be a part of a family. Or it could have been when you had offered him a cup of water after he complained of a sore throat.

Before that, Satan had only read about love in books and fairytales. He wasn’t expecting to experience the feeling for himself. And so soon.

Satan knew you didn’t love him. He knew you liked him, just as you did with the rest of his brothers, but you didn’t love him.

How could you? Satan was overcome by rage. He screeched and thrashed, destroying everything in his wake. You were often dispatched to the House of Lamentation just to deal with his messes. Satan was unlovable.

But…perhaps this book could teach him how to be more charismatic, so you might fall in love with him.

Satan opened the front cover, flipping the pages to the chapter he had seen earlier. 

Love Languages:

Humans have five methods they use to express and receive affection. Love Languages include words of affirmation, gifts, quality time, acts of service, and physical touch.

Different humans have different love languages. Taking advantage of a hunan’s love language will allow you to gain their trust, which can be used to manipulate them easier.

As long as he ignored the parts about deception and manipulation and focused on the affection part, Satan was certain he could change himself into someone who would be worthy of love.

He would make sure of it.

[yrsonpurpose]

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[jauffre]

MOHGWYN PALACE (x)

[fellxthecat]

hey guysssss.... (i may start being active on here again xP)

[chelstory]

Wow it’s been almost a year since I posted here 😭

Took a bit of a hiatus from posting bc quite frankly… I’m tired lol

There’s so many socials to keep up with, work, being perceived is annoying, rebranding, trying to figure out how to have fun and be professional online at the same time has been a headache, finding energy to draw, deciding when and what to post, Instagram has the whole AI shit going on, PLUS life/adulting stuff (hey wtf is a 401k), the state of the world is driving me bonkers, aaaaGHHH it’s so much.

BUT, despite all that, I wanna tell stories and I wanna get back to just… making stuff without feeling like I have to perform in order to get a job, keep a job, and be hire-able 😅

So yeah, for those still following, thanks for sticking around! I’m still figuring out who I am as a story teller and artist in general but tbh, I think I’ll be doing that until I’m dead, so…

ANYWAY, YEAH ART!! I’m gonna continue posting my old story stuff from last year that I didn’t cross post here yet and THEN I’d like to start (for real this time) posting stuff from my sketchbook and future stories I wanna work on! I really wanna show my process and just be more candid here but in a more ✨structured✨ way if that makes sense

2024 is almost over but tbh, the year didn’t officially start for me until March anyway so whatever

[fisherrprince]

HEY!!!!

[froggielovescoffee]

thinking about ruin

[angelforever]

pin/creds ୨୧

[that-was-anticlimactic]

will you pray for me when i'm gone?

Tachihara didn’t know when Tanizaki became Jun'ichiro or when Jun'ichiro became Jun, but suddenly Jun was the prayer he recited before falling asleep.

And suddenly, Tachihara knew the inside of Jun’s room better than his own—he could navigate his dorm even in the darkest of nights without the slightest bit of hesitation.

And now… now, here he was, watching Jun nervously tread through the tunnels as if he didn’t know what awaited him and his family.

[or, tachihara knows that jun is a terrorist, but his heart won't let him fully believe it]

❄️2,731 words | tanihara❄️

[macospersonalhell]

[japeneselunchtimerush]

Akashi's hidden rage at being one of the shortest in his friendgroup.

@active-mind-15 Youre right @deargravity is definitely Akashi's burner account.

[oni-1-oni-none]

so people do acknowledge his head but this kinda implies that there's genuinely people that just has heads like this in this universe [there is but i noted that its only the men in his family]

[osaumu]

  ▍    I WANT TO DIE   ⁽ ⁱ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵈⁱᵉ ⁾ LIVING IS THE SOURCE OF ALL SIN .

[waitingontheworms]

[boinklydoinklysploinkly]

Hellp i thought it was the same person for a second.

All of the world’s chip revvington pfps are in my activity/ref