#HES A SIMPLE FARMER
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Man I am making Talon suffer this poor man 💀💀💀
#I MEAN#HES A SIMPLE FARMER#and then he’s thrown into a new era with strangers away from his pregnant daughter#having to find his son in law#it’s stressful for anyone but especially for a non adventurous guy 😭😭😭#poor dude#smiles rambles
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I played Stardew while i was listening to country music
I honestly love Harvey so much, he is such a sweet bean♡
#sdv harvey#harvey x farmer#stardew valley#stardew fanart#stardew harvey#cowboy#he said he likes the “simple” life but can't even ride a horse because he is to scared of hights#SAVE A HORSE RIDE A DOCTOR
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pitter patter
remembering one time when i was little, i ask whether the harvest moon protagonist is okay running around in the rain like that
#not me telling you to imagine that alex lost his mother initially from a simple cold or fever#and that's why he --#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#stardew alex#sdv farmer#stardew farmer#stardew valley alex#stardew valley farmer#fanart#rain#raining#i was to make him shy instead like youuu knoow there's my grandma and my grandpa who worries about you#but i feel like he is more daring than that#tho i feel like this scenario is fitting a certain grumpy someone too#people would get crazy probably if i drew this as him#the care beneath grumpiness could be very irresistible#but as i main this guy i will draw my scenario as him#even tho he is not basedly grumpy#he has his reason to be
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If I wrote the origional hadestown and someone edited it to the broadway version I would fucking shoot them dead
#a simple rhythm#this is the most cringe ass bullshit i ever seen they clearly misunderstood half the themes and edited them the fuck out#why the hell does orpheus have a JOB the point is they lived off the land and not under capitalism as juxtaposition to hadestown#if he already lives under capitalism and thats whats making tkmes hard is how bad the capitalism is#what the hells the difference#the point is. when persephone is there they can live off the land#he should be a farmer if anythinf but really hes just like#a wandering bard. like a dnd character#AND HES NOT FUCKING MAGIC
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Saddle
#inktober#inktober2023#monster girl#mge#monster girl encyclopedia#centaur#centaur girl#monster art#monster#horse girl#horse#HE IS A SIMPLE FARMER FROM A LITTLE VILLAGE SHE IS A HORSE GIRL THEY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY RIDE IN THEIR FARM OK?????????#Ok.#He loves her and they are happy.#thank you for coming to my ted talk#saddle#almost forgot the prompt#anyways#malanArt
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the temptation to name two entirely different fanfics the same thing
#mine.txt#idk if i'll actually get to it for the simple reason that i hate writing#but theyre both named ''a fox story''#one is an au centered around zam and spoke and is loosely based on lifesteal s3; farmer arc; and unstable smp#the summary is that zam heals and takes care of a heavily injured black fox that later turns out to be spoke#and due to the metauniversal police showing up they run away and slowly discover ech others fucked up backstory#up in the air whether it ends happily or not#the other is a what if of unstableverse wherein due to spoke abusing his newlyfound power mapicc betrays him dualities style#except spoke keeps managing to escape so mapicc just keeps hunting him down until he gets deathbanned#i'll probs be renaming that second one the fox and the hound#just cause its more accurate
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me knowing i shouldn't be looking at pictures of jim clark because i'll fall in love with him
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Adam, a weak into a new household: uhm?
Strahd's brides: Okay honey, make over time!
Adam:...it's 6 a.m.
#OC tag: Adam#and that's how from a simple farmer he started dressing up like a proper royalty#now they literally did his hair and everything#giggling and kicking their feet like “omg Strahd is gonna love this! let's give you femme make up so he's totally into you!”#and Adam. doesn't know what make up is
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U got a art masterlist?
I wanna see ur oc drawings
kind of! i tag all of my art though a good chunk of it is mainly fanart. as for ocs i haven't gotten around to drawing most of them, but i've got an oc tag for that when i finally do
#benreyz askbox#none of them got crazy lore they're just simple little guys#and the ones i haven't drawn are 70% self inserts or sonas but shhhh who said that#as for my stardew farmer oc he's got a whole tag to himself but i never drew him (and its mainly just my stardew playthrough)#note my art is VERY inconsistent (improved drastically-ish) and i am in no means doing this for professionalism. just like to be silly
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Filling out bios and immediately getting reminded why I don't do it once I hit likes and dislikes and have to resort to lists and generators that you can tell were made by a teenager and are completely unhelpful to the 40yr old man I am trying to write
#mort.txt#its either not being able locate words or the constant feeling that your just repeating simple facts#“this is farmer john he likes gardening' we know he does. he lives on a farm. his name is farmer john. on account of the farming.#which is a synonym of gardening.#“he also plays the banjo' these are hobbies. hey. hey theses are hobbies we have a separate dedicated text field for this.#“he likes it when it rains and doesn't like when its cold” we literally running out of concepts
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I got waaaay too attached to my farmer in Stardew Valley that I can't play a new save without them and I also didn't want to just create the same character (It'll confuse me...) but I really wanna try out the meadowlands farm. So instead, I decided to create a storyline in which my dear farmer dies, reincarnates, and proceeds to dye and style their hair in the same way it was in the past life.
#aria rants#i tried so hard to create new save files just so i can use the new farm but i just cant play for long and just went back to my old save#but i wanna try the meadowlands! ive gotten a lil sick of the riverland farm. i want the blue grass! its legit just the grass i want#i created a new one but i didnt like how his eyes looked so redo! at least i can do this easily now since its just the eyes to adjust#yea my farmer has he/them pronouns. their name's asante (google search a name meaning thank you and thats what i got)#''thank you'' cuz i got stardew valley for my birthday (i think... 22nd birthday??? or 21st??? either of those) from my older sis#so like i made the character as a thank you for her! my old save also has a cat named after her nickname too#and since ive been playing with asante for the longest time since i got stardew valley. i cant play another character anymore#but that has now been fixed thanks to my writer brain putting some crazy storyline in it. if it works it works!#also am playing with mods in this new save! (didnt wanna touch my old save with mods am worried it might break)#just simple mods like recolours and texture changes (i remember trying sve before but damn... it was laggy. pc too weak)
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cannot get over how they made the mcgill hometown Cicero a town named after the roman statesman famous for his rhetorical skills and achievements as a lawyer, who eventually gets proscribed by the party of a young man he was a mentor to. his head and hands with which he spread antonius’ defamations nailed to the door of the curia.
#wrong place wrong time marcus had to die#better call saul#chuck mcgill#making another 0note post full confidence <3#h.txt#i had to study a defense case of his and his argumentation was shit btw#but it was roman times os that was par for the course#'your honor my client cant have killed his dad hes a simple farmer'#'your honor look at htese ugly ass random bitches hwom i think r the real killers'
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"grace is like... an onion" ok ms jeneva rose i see you stealing that line from shrek and also it not being even 10% as impactful
#vee reads#you shouldn't have come here#i picked this book up on libby bc. immediately available.#besties it's not great i really don't love the whole#“oh she's not like other women” and “he's a simple farmer but he's so complex??? huh???”#that is CONSTANTLY happening rn.
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working through Felix's seasonal outfits and I've only just finished summer,,,,, ougougg I would take a break but I'll forget how to draw tomorrow so I'm using this while I can
#🥛ramble#ofuoguogugi#i keep thinking the summer outfit is too simple but then i remember#its summer. hes a farmer. he wont want a lot on#i didnt give him slutty little shorts tho im sorry. i thought about it though.
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Beautiful.
MHWilds graphics mod for World by Akinusuka
Video by Canta Per Me
https://www.nexusmods.com/monsterhunterworld/mods/7917
#Also here's Eronil#He's been my hunter of choice since Tri/3u#His backstory is that he wanted to be a simple farmer but his family got into money problems so he decided to become a hunter#he's solid at his job but it wasn't his goal in life#however it supports his family and he does like exploring new lands and fighting#it just wasn't his original plan#Also he named his felyne after his hometown of Moga#I played World on PS4 and now playing it on PC...#JUST hit High Rank and I'm just as sloppy as ever#let me know if you ever want to play lol
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I don’t know if you’re into it but liiikkkeee cow!hybrid reader x bull!hybrid jjk men or just any one of them! she’s a heifer ready for milking and breeding and the bulls have been reaaaally itching to get their hands on the only cow in the farm. like what if she tried going through the gaps in the fences chasing a butterfly or something and got stuck, left vulnerable to the bulls…. HQHSJWJNE I’m so mentally unwell I NEED FARM SEX
INTRESTED?
Synopsis: Being ignored isn’t something you like so why not disobey your owner altogether?
Notes: Oh wow this… this is true peak I love this. I took a different route with this! I still hope you enjoy it. If you still want me to do a version exactly like yours send me an inbox! No harm done
Pairings: BullHybrid!Toji x BullHybrid!Suguru x CowHybrid!Reader
Warnings: Hybrids + smut + bigboobed!Reader + milking + lactation + fem!reader + shy!VirginReader + implied chubby!reader + squirting + blowjobs + lots of typos sorry! + surprise at the end<34
PT2: HERE
I can imagine farmer!Gojo allowing you free roam of the farm as long as you stay away from the bulls that’s the only thing he takes seriously. He expects such a ditzy thing like you to listen and obey this one simple rule.
Farmer!Gojo has been extremely busy tending to the other animals on the farm that he completely neglects to milk you, even when you come to him whining that your boobs hurt he really can’t offer the time, even if you emphasize how heavy they feel, that you can’t milk them yourself.
In retaliation or at least to get some of the attention off the other animals you start wandering near where the bull!hybrids reside. You can see them but they can’t see you and damn are they big, they look ruff with messy faces that look like Gojo has been putting them to work.
BullHybrid!Toji is the first to spot you peering at them, he alerts BullHybrid!Suguru to check out the little cow seemingly lost.
Toji clicks his tongue to get your attention, you perk up, oh he’s got you now. He quietly ushers you to come closer. Suguru watches on as you do start taking little steps towards them, you look on alert: so Satoru has been spreading lies about them. That just won’t do, you need to come closer so they can clear their name!
You’re only a few big steps away from them, you won’t get any closer than this.
Suguru takes a minute to admire you, he hated Satoru for constantly keeping you locked up in your area, only he himself was allowed to see you. Even when he and Toji practically begged to meet you all answers were instantly met with a no. So getting to see you up close makes him excited.
Toji thinks you’re cute but far too innocent looking, you need to ruined and rebuilt what better man to do that than himself.
“Tits are a little full don’t you think?” Tojis the one who bluntly says that out loud. Suguru hadn’t looked but when he does they really do look full and heavy, it looks almost painful: poor poor thing.
“Want some help with em? I know you do.”
“Cmere, Satoru clearly hasn’t been doing his job too busy messing with the other female hybrids”
You feel a twinge of jealously at that statement but wanting to get back at Satoru outweighs that by a ton, so you step closer and take Suguru’s open hand whilst Toji puts his hand on the small of your back and lead you to their cabin.
You’re not sure who slips off your tank-top all you can feel and think about is big hands running all over your body, much larger and thicker than Satoru’s delicate hands. You do know that Toji is prying your thighs apart and filting himself in between them, those little shorts that leave too much of your pudgy ass and thighs leaking out immediately come off. Suguru takes your hand and has you feel up his cock, you’re damn near frightened at the size of the bull. His eyes look so lusty as they bore into yours, he knows he won’t get to have your cunt today so he’ll settle for your mouth.
Toji takes off your too tight shorts that show off the pudge of your ass and the thickness of your thighs, he takes the panties off as well, a moment of solace passes through as he stares at your glistening cunt, he’s waited far too long for this, too many attempts with Satoru at getting the chance to meet you and way too many no’s.
Toji is the reason you aren’t allowed near them, the day you got here he couldn’t stop staring, the next week he couldn’t stop staring it got to a point where ever cautious Satoru started only allowing you to roam the front, never the back. He prods at your sticky cunt with his tip, nudging your clit that elicits a soft moan out of you.
Everytime he touches your hole it’s already trying to suck him in, you’re a greedy one he can already tell. And he isn’t one to not let you have it, he can acknowledge that you won’t be able to fully take him without hours of prep so he’ll only give you a little past the tip. When he begins pushing inside he already feels how hot and warm you are.
You gasp when you feel him, your needy little body trying to explore that bit of pleasure from the stretch. He spreads your legs further holding them down on either side of you. Suguru taps the tip of his cock on your pretty lips, signaling for you to open them, you obediently listen and begin sucking the pre off.
“Fuck.. just like that..” he groans, his pretty black hair cascades around his body so beautifully, why was Satoru keeping such men away from you?
Suguru grabs a your boob and squeezes it rather hardly, a spurt of milk leaks out enticing him to do it again, a sigh of relief can be heard slipping calmly from you.
In a whiny tone you urge Suguru to keep doing that, it feels really good.
Toji is using all his restraint not to filt himself to be balls deep in your pussy, the creamy feeling of him only being able to push in a certain amount and pull away is driving him crazy, but he isn’t going to stop in fear that this will be over too soon, no they’re going to savor this and savor you.
Toji leans down and takes the other boob not occupied in his mouth, sliding the honeyed taste all over his tastebuds.
“Ah-mnnhh..” you push his head deeper, coaxing him to drink you till your dry. The other bull is making sure you’re paying extra attention to his sensitive slit, making sure you’re lapping up every drop that comes out.
Toji leaning down has his chest sometimes bumping against your little sloppy clit, it pushes you over, a loud yelp rippling through the air as you squirt just a little, that clearly won’t do! They’re sure they can pull even more from you, it seems you’ll be here for a while :(.
BOUNS:
When you come back to the main house with a shirt that isn’t yours, smelling like sweat and sex Satoru is fucking livid. He gave you simple orders to not mess with those bulls and you choose to disobey? He’s also baffled that his sweet girl would do something like that, he thought you were better than that.
“Toru, I had been asking you for over a week to help me!”
Attitude? Raising your voice at him? Who the hell are you and what have you done with his girl?
You move past Satoru and go to your shared bedroom, his breath hitches in his throat when you come out dragging the cover and a pillow and head towards the spare room.
“I-“ he attempts to get a word out before the door is slammed right in his face.
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