#HES A SIMPLE FARMER
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Man I am making Talon suffer this poor man 💀💀💀
#I MEAN#HES A SIMPLE FARMER#and then he’s thrown into a new era with strangers away from his pregnant daughter#having to find his son in law#it’s stressful for anyone but especially for a non adventurous guy 😭😭😭#poor dude#smiles rambles
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I played Stardew while i was listening to country music
I honestly love Harvey so much, he is such a sweet bean♡
#sdv harvey#harvey x farmer#stardew valley#stardew fanart#stardew harvey#cowboy#he said he likes the “simple” life but can't even ride a horse because he is to scared of hights#SAVE A HORSE RIDE A DOCTOR
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pitter patter
remembering one time when i was little, i ask whether the harvest moon protagonist is okay running around in the rain like that
#not me telling you to imagine that alex lost his mother initially from a simple cold or fever#and that's why he --#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#stardew alex#sdv farmer#stardew farmer#stardew valley alex#stardew valley farmer#fanart#rain#raining#i was to make him shy instead like youuu knoow there's my grandma and my grandpa who worries about you#but i feel like he is more daring than that#tho i feel like this scenario is fitting a certain grumpy someone too#people would get crazy probably if i drew this as him#the care beneath grumpiness could be very irresistible#but as i main this guy i will draw my scenario as him#even tho he is not basedly grumpy#he has his reason to be
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@tes-summer-fest 24, day 6: mirror
When the barber ask if this is okay, and you look in the mirror and at a loss for words.
Molly belongs to @wouldntyoulichentoknow (thank you for letting me draw her <3)
Molly used to be a barber in Kvatch. Somehow Martin didn't get a haircut from her before. Until today that is XD
Remember that Uriel with fancy hair post?
If you haven't seen that post, don't worry I'll reblog below.
#tesfest24#day 6#prompt: mirror#tes#oblivion#Martin Septim#hero of kvatch#Molly Cadoret#people's cute ocs#tesblr#I know Uriel and Martin have the same hairstyle#then i learned that Molly is a barber#and Martin didn't (or haven't) get a haircut from her#and i think she should do his hair at least once#and my muse hit me in the face with full speed again#Martin looks in the mirror and be like i'm going to be crown in this hairstyle#the entire city. the whole empire is going to see me and remember me like this#they're gonna make portraits and statues when i looks like some stylish cool guy#no one will remember me as a simple farmer or a humble priest#at least someone said it looks like the hairstyle of popular vampire elf from bg3#hahaha idk but Martin won't say it's bad. it's just too fancy for his taste and he's so not use to it#molly: is this good?#martin: ... yes it's really nice#what's with that pause? :(#it's just... something i've never seen before#it's called modding martin get use to it#overhaul is for everybody
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If I wrote the origional hadestown and someone edited it to the broadway version I would fucking shoot them dead
#a simple rhythm#this is the most cringe ass bullshit i ever seen they clearly misunderstood half the themes and edited them the fuck out#why the hell does orpheus have a JOB the point is they lived off the land and not under capitalism as juxtaposition to hadestown#if he already lives under capitalism and thats whats making tkmes hard is how bad the capitalism is#what the hells the difference#the point is. when persephone is there they can live off the land#he should be a farmer if anythinf but really hes just like#a wandering bard. like a dnd character#AND HES NOT FUCKING MAGIC
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Saddle
#inktober#inktober2023#monster girl#mge#monster girl encyclopedia#centaur#centaur girl#monster art#monster#horse girl#horse#HE IS A SIMPLE FARMER FROM A LITTLE VILLAGE SHE IS A HORSE GIRL THEY ARE IN LOVE AND THEY RIDE IN THEIR FARM OK?????????#Ok.#He loves her and they are happy.#thank you for coming to my ted talk#saddle#almost forgot the prompt#anyways#malanArt
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the temptation to name two entirely different fanfics the same thing
#mine.txt#idk if i'll actually get to it for the simple reason that i hate writing#but theyre both named ''a fox story''#one is an au centered around zam and spoke and is loosely based on lifesteal s3; farmer arc; and unstable smp#the summary is that zam heals and takes care of a heavily injured black fox that later turns out to be spoke#and due to the metauniversal police showing up they run away and slowly discover ech others fucked up backstory#up in the air whether it ends happily or not#the other is a what if of unstableverse wherein due to spoke abusing his newlyfound power mapicc betrays him dualities style#except spoke keeps managing to escape so mapicc just keeps hunting him down until he gets deathbanned#i'll probs be renaming that second one the fox and the hound#just cause its more accurate
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me knowing i shouldn't be looking at pictures of jim clark because i'll fall in love with him
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Adam, a weak into a new household: uhm?
Strahd's brides: Okay honey, make over time!
Adam:...it's 6 a.m.
#OC tag: Adam#and that's how from a simple farmer he started dressing up like a proper royalty#now they literally did his hair and everything#giggling and kicking their feet like “omg Strahd is gonna love this! let's give you femme make up so he's totally into you!”#and Adam. doesn't know what make up is
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U got a art masterlist?
I wanna see ur oc drawings
kind of! i tag all of my art though a good chunk of it is mainly fanart. as for ocs i haven't gotten around to drawing most of them, but i've got an oc tag for that when i finally do
#benreyz askbox#none of them got crazy lore they're just simple little guys#and the ones i haven't drawn are 70% self inserts or sonas but shhhh who said that#as for my stardew farmer oc he's got a whole tag to himself but i never drew him (and its mainly just my stardew playthrough)#note my art is VERY inconsistent (improved drastically-ish) and i am in no means doing this for professionalism. just like to be silly
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Filling out bios and immediately getting reminded why I don't do it once I hit likes and dislikes and have to resort to lists and generators that you can tell were made by a teenager and are completely unhelpful to the 40yr old man I am trying to write
#mort.txt#its either not being able locate words or the constant feeling that your just repeating simple facts#“this is farmer john he likes gardening' we know he does. he lives on a farm. his name is farmer john. on account of the farming.#which is a synonym of gardening.#“he also plays the banjo' these are hobbies. hey. hey theses are hobbies we have a separate dedicated text field for this.#“he likes it when it rains and doesn't like when its cold” we literally running out of concepts
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I got waaaay too attached to my farmer in Stardew Valley that I can't play a new save without them and I also didn't want to just create the same character (It'll confuse me...) but I really wanna try out the meadowlands farm. So instead, I decided to create a storyline in which my dear farmer dies, reincarnates, and proceeds to dye and style their hair in the same way it was in the past life.
#aria rants#i tried so hard to create new save files just so i can use the new farm but i just cant play for long and just went back to my old save#but i wanna try the meadowlands! ive gotten a lil sick of the riverland farm. i want the blue grass! its legit just the grass i want#i created a new one but i didnt like how his eyes looked so redo! at least i can do this easily now since its just the eyes to adjust#yea my farmer has he/them pronouns. their name's asante (google search a name meaning thank you and thats what i got)#''thank you'' cuz i got stardew valley for my birthday (i think... 22nd birthday??? or 21st??? either of those) from my older sis#so like i made the character as a thank you for her! my old save also has a cat named after her nickname too#and since ive been playing with asante for the longest time since i got stardew valley. i cant play another character anymore#but that has now been fixed thanks to my writer brain putting some crazy storyline in it. if it works it works!#also am playing with mods in this new save! (didnt wanna touch my old save with mods am worried it might break)#just simple mods like recolours and texture changes (i remember trying sve before but damn... it was laggy. pc too weak)
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cannot get over how they made the mcgill hometown Cicero a town named after the roman statesman famous for his rhetorical skills and achievements as a lawyer, who eventually gets proscribed by the party of a young man he was a mentor to. his head and hands with which he spread antonius’ defamations nailed to the door of the curia.
#wrong place wrong time marcus had to die#better call saul#chuck mcgill#making another 0note post full confidence <3#h.txt#i had to study a defense case of his and his argumentation was shit btw#but it was roman times os that was par for the course#'your honor my client cant have killed his dad hes a simple farmer'#'your honor look at htese ugly ass random bitches hwom i think r the real killers'
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working through Felix's seasonal outfits and I've only just finished summer,,,,, ougougg I would take a break but I'll forget how to draw tomorrow so I'm using this while I can
#🥛ramble#ofuoguogugi#i keep thinking the summer outfit is too simple but then i remember#its summer. hes a farmer. he wont want a lot on#i didnt give him slutty little shorts tho im sorry. i thought about it though.
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Beautiful.
MHWilds graphics mod for World by Akinusuka
Video by Canta Per Me
https://www.nexusmods.com/monsterhunterworld/mods/7917
#Also here's Eronil#He's been my hunter of choice since Tri/3u#His backstory is that he wanted to be a simple farmer but his family got into money problems so he decided to become a hunter#he's solid at his job but it wasn't his goal in life#however it supports his family and he does like exploring new lands and fighting#it just wasn't his original plan#Also he named his felyne after his hometown of Moga#I played World on PS4 and now playing it on PC...#JUST hit High Rank and I'm just as sloppy as ever#let me know if you ever want to play lol
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howdy!!
farmer!kö with a darling baker!reader who brings him sweet treats..just for him to bend her over in return :3
farmer!könig is like any other man, simple and easy to please. so, in the haze of the heat where there’s nothing but land for miles, seeing you is like being visited by an angel, especially when your smile contains enough watts to rival the sun, a tray of freshly baked goods clutched in your dainty hands. the sight of you so domesticated triggers something primal and intense in his bones, and he’s not so interested in the food now, insisting on something sweeter.
your silly protests about him getting your pretty sundress dirty are drowned out by the sound of skin slapping on skin as he does what any logical man in his situation would do — pinning you against an itchy stack of hay, bent at the hips with your dress pooled over your waist, exposing you glossy pussy to his hungry eyes, teasing you for your lack of panties. he’s all sweaty and tired from working all day but still manages to fuck you silly as a thank you for thinking of him, the dirt from his calloused hands sticking your soft skin as his thick dick bullies your tight cunt, tainting all the hard work you put into being pristine. he’s made a proper little housewife out of you, maybe it’s about time you had a few little brats to match <3
#can u tell this was rushed#konig x reader#konig call of duty#konig cod#konig smut#konig x you#konig x y/n#könig x reader#könig cod#konig mw2#könig smut#könig call of duty#bella writes⋆ ˚。⋆୨୧˚#farmer!könig
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