#HES A FULLY GROWN ASS MAN
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now im not going to say he’s autistic but
#fascinating ass clip#he’s always doing this#i don’t think he understands anything Other than sarcasm#I Am Joking. obviously#i am not hc’ing a fully grown man#op81#oscar piastri#landoscar
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liam, attempting to flirt: says the worst possible thing
everyone else: live slug reaction
#murph and emily are so amused#siobhan is horrified#lou is planning liam's funeral#zac has fully dissociated from this interaction#and brennan...there is simply no categorizing that facial expression#dimension 20#d20#a crown of candy#acoc#ally beardsley#once again being the most unhinged person at the table#brennan lee mulligan#sorry but his fucking face. i can't.#stuff#dropout#crown of candy#liam wilhemina#this was with sir morris brie which was even more insane#this GROWN ASS MIDDLE AGED MAN????#liam........my poor fucking baby boy liam. he used to be a seed guy.#id like to reiterate to everyone that im on like episode 8 so NOBODY BETTER SPOIL ANYTHING
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Did you see the clip of Joe yesterday?
Is it a clip now? Oh lord....was it funny at least?
It was the first time he ever used the F word in a conference.
He cursed? Y'all lying...I be trying to get him to curse, he don't curse when I'm talking to him...
#again love love loveeee this style of press conference where they get joe to talk about ja'marr a lot the first day#then report everything he said back to ja'marr the next day#truly they do have to communicate with each other in the MOST indirect convoluted ways#exhausting! just make them do these together!!! can you imagine them arguing about whether ja'marr's ever asked for the ball like that??#but still. this version of reality is also Very Good.#is it a clip now?? oh lord... just so wife embarrassed about husband coded if i'm being honest!#like 'oh what did he say now!! i hope it was at least funny!'#and then not believing that joe cursed (just like he didn't believe joe winked earlier in the year)#constantly trying to figure this man out <3#you know he's going to be on joe even more to curse now#the thing is i feel like joe probably doesn't curse much in casual conversion. midwestern polite boy and all that#but he's a grown-ass man so i'm sure he DOES curse occasionally#but maybe knowing how much ja'marr wants him to...he purposefully does it less around him to mess with him#that's a dynamic i fully believe for them#ja'marr chase#joe burrow#joe'marr
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reading the comments of that young woman's tiktoks about being SA'd by joe gatto are fucking disgusting don't look at them unless you wanna lose faith in feminism completely
#they b women too like stfu u spineless cunts#LMAO the ppl saying 19/20 isnt young are INSANE. UR BRAIN ISNT EVEN FULLY DEVELOPED#ur a kid pls😭 idfc how 'grown~' u think u are at 18-21 u are not. u dont know shit. humble urselves#its always the young ass 18 year olds telling eachother no EXACTLYYYY We r so mature and old#yall r babies to the rest of us sit down#but yea the amount of victim blaming and the 'well EYE WOULD NEVR' and ppl straight up saying shes a liar is so maddening#'tell the police not me' are u seriously mentally derranged that u have zero empathy for another woman god forbid u ever go through this#'wtf do u want me to do' i want to kick you in the teeth and im NOT kidding#holding HER accountable for a grown mans actions. him turning on vanish mode when he found out she was drinking? that man is fucking guilty#it rly b believe all women until it's a celeb they like/their brother/boyfriend etc
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Pim believes in the easter bunny and santa and shit btw
#“he's a grown ass man” shut up#smiling friends#pim pimling#charpim#< target audience#little pim saw a big man with a bigger white beard and he fully believed that was santa
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This is how Shiraishi’s route went, right?
No but seriously, this was the only thing I was thinking every time Mukai and Sakuragawa started grilling Hoshino about her relationship with him LMAO. If I were Hoshino, I would totally own being down bad for this huge ass dork, okay?
(Did I ever say my taste in men was good, Mukai??? No, I did not. Please leave me and my silly cat boyfriend alone.)
Also yes, I purposefully left out the longer parts of Shiraishi’s hair for my own personal sanity; it’ll probably happen again.
Anyway, the chaotic initial sketch I did while my tablet was charging is below the cut.

As you can see, the Shiraishi teehee-ing panel was supposed to be like… a cheeky little background thing for the second panel, but I couldn’t figure out how to fit it in there, so he’s just a bonus :3
#collar x malice#otome#cxm#shiraishi kageyuki#ichika hoshino#ichika hoshino cxm#eriko mukai#kotoho sakuragawa#he’s just a little scrunkly#a 29 year old fully grown ass man little scrunkly
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if the reading comprehension of some people who do make dead plate text posts is so bad (as i've had at least two people tell me in the tags) then maybe i SHOULD start analyzing every little detail in the game.
#dream's textposts🖋️#and I'd be so good at it too. i am so fucking tired of people viewing rody as an innocent cinnamon roll#for one that is a grown ass man who's pushing 30 or so. and did any of you actually read his dialogue? i know he was snarky at LEAST once#especially when vincent said he had no taste when he was meaning it literally and rody said smth like “yeah i saw the decorations outside”#that's not even all of it either because he has so much to mention regarding vince's taste in interior design for his apartment#PLEASE let rody be an asshole. it's good for him. he's intended to be a character written realistically and with nuance. vincent too#i think this one is obvious but he didn't even have to burn the bistro down technically but he did that anyways. stop watering him down#on the opposite end stop making vincent fully an asshole. be fucking for real. yes he's bad. guess what though. he has morals#why else would he view serving his customers dishes with human meat in it with so much disdain? he's not gonna do that#“yeah but HE ate people” Out of desperation. yes. he wanted to test if he could taste again if he ate someone. so what.#it does haunt him afterwards that he'd basically murdered two people in cold blood and nothing came of it#manon isn't fully innocent either because she caused the game to take place in the first place but even then she had a motivator for it#and it was reasonable. im not going to bash her for what she did when she broke up with rody because it was necessary so he'd improve#im pretty sure the rebound with vince is what really messed everything up though. overall the story was well put together however#i think most of the fandom's problem is not catching up on implications. those really make a story good if used correctly#especially with evidence! i mean we never even get to see an actual dead human body in dead plate but we KNOW manon is gone#i don't know i just love small details and foreshadowing and implications it's very fun to unpack them in a plot#i even technically have a lot to say about rody and vincent's respective apartments and what it says about them as a person and how it fits#im kind of nervous about posting it to tumblr but whatever. i'll have to clean it up and post it whenever i think about it#if you got this far then congrats. i don't even know if people read tags anymore
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Oghhhh Angel and Timothy's miserable awkward and just horrible dynamic (Thinking about it (I want Angel to rip into him I need her to be mad at him idc she deserves to bully him))
#I am tryying really hard to just scribble down thoughts and ideas and sketches#I need to honestly just start writing dialogue like fully.#I don't write often because I get self-conscious#But I need to share this#This is less silent hill and more exploring their dynamic but I want to get to the silent hill part sometime.#I really want Angel to go ape shitt (she is tired of being nice)#can i say something#im sick of the way timothy is babied by a certain sort of person u know the type#He needs to be bullied hes kind of a massive loser#Also i feel like people pretend that he hasn't done anything morally dubious at best ever uhm#did you pay attention in the pre sequel i dont care if he's sorry about that im so fucking mad about felicity#I love him I love him greatly he's one of my favorite guys but I don't always like the way he's treated by fanssss#thats a grown ass man with a dick and balls#Urrgh
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that one scene in atbb where russ is being a tall asshole to karma on purpose but instead of squatting down to his level he pulls this shit
#karma isn't THAT short. but god that would be a good bit#in the rewrite i might have to put that scene in karma's pov tbh. just so you can feel how much he's holding himself back#because y'all best believe the amount of restraint it took him to not kill russ immediately when he did that was fucking astronomical#i've already talked about how being underestimated & patronized bc of his size is one of his THINGS. so combine that with a LV spike#he did not see russ as his little brother in that moment he wanted him dead on the ground in the dirt fully unrecognizable#i was thinking of maybe having the swapfell fic switch between fluff & karma's pov for different scenes/chapters anyway#i think it would establish a lil better that karma is an Important Character for the overall story instead of just another side character#especially since pretty much every other sans that will ever show up IS a side character lol#idk if i'll switch according to a pattern like 1 fluff chapter -> 1 karma chapter etc or if i'd just go on vibes. does anyone care abt that#the few times i've attempted a pattern i lost interest in keeping it up immediately but that was w/ the lightbulb fic so. its been a minute#sometimes certain scenes are better from certain povs and the pattern fucks with that I CANT HELP IT#THATS WHY THE LAST 2 CHAPTERS OF SELF HATRED SWITCH TO RUSS POV IF THEY WERE STILL EDGE IT WOULD MESS IT UPPPP#well i mean i guess the final chapter could MAYBE work from edge's pov & show how confusing russ is to him a lil better#but i also think seeing how russ is actually thinking is better just for the audience's understanding of him. yaknow. idk#plus it Would be more jarring to have 4 chapters of edge 1 chapter of russ and then immediately back to edge again#i think it'd make russ's part feel more like a weird interruption or something rather than a natural switch to hide edge's intentions#oh my fucking god i just looked back at the actual post i got so off topic YOU GET THE IDEA GOODBYE#KARMA#RUSS#LOOKING AT THAT GROWN ASS MAN LIKE A BUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, I colored that last sketch ! Silk (dragon form) and Itheel, still amazed to learn that he's quite literally dating a very young god.
#fantasy art#digital art#dragon#elf#character design#original character#my art#sketches#-ish#sunshine tales#i love these two dumbasses#Silk is STILL a BABY ASS DRAGON#by human standards he's a fully grown man he's 37 and was raised by humans#he just learned like last week that he's actually a dragon. and so tiny.
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john hawkes in night of the scarecrow is THE toxic bisexual drunk. he vandalizes a dude's cornfield awakening a cursed scarecrow warlock dude, he harasses the unlikable protagonists, caresses a dude's face as a way to?? intimidate??? bully??? idek. he gets his hands on some tits but then just walks away to get another beer and comes back to find her with scarecrow corn husk vines coming out of her tits and watches as they drag her into the ground. then he's killed by the scarecrow warlock who emerges like CGI goop from some hay bales he's sitting on to recover from the tiddy/vine/hook-up ordeal. And he has arguably the best close-ups in the film as well as the best scene transition. best character in the film and he;s dead by the 45 min mark. I'm gonna scream
#night of the scarecrow spoilers???????????#can you tell im working on a gifset#it's been over a month since i first watched this and i'm just now fully processing this dumb film#like I like it in the way i like bad movies#but also i'm just????#the synopsis calling him a 'drunken teenager' HE WAS 36!! and not like that disney 36 where you can play a 14 year old#he looks like a grown ass man#and he's kinda hamming it up too which is so fuckin funny#like you can just tell he's fully aware of the type of movie he's acting in LMAO
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Me, a sneaky Bosmer man, maining in illusion and alteration, trying to figure out the quickest way to get Ancano to cuddle me.
*Pulls a professor mcgonagall on his ass*
MEOW MEOW MEOOOW MROOOWWW MRO-
*OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD PURRING*
#tesblr#skyrim#thalmor#ancano#skyrim oc#college of winterhold#I KNOW HE LIKES CATS I KNOW IT#I tried it on character ai and fully BAMBOOZLED him#bro scooped me up like “aww a kitty#I’m a grown ass man my friend
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If I see one more ‘Heizou is a minor’ post istg
#✩˙‧₊˚꒰ঌ ame‘s brain vomit ໒꒱‧₊˚#stfu you imbecile#that’s a fully grown man right there#where do you see a minor huh?#probably his height bcause apparently there’s no medium men out there >:<#literally lemme enlighten you (spoilers for voicelines)#this amazing human worked at a detective agency before he even joined the tenryou commission#if we take irl facts heizou works at a police station#he says that too and how old do you have to be to join the police? (at least in japan)#20!!! you gotta be 20 before you can join legal forces!#that would make him somewhere between 21-24#if you base his age off his appearance then kiss my ass I hate you :>#heizou is legal!!!#✩˙‧₊˚꒰ঌ ground control to psychoelectric angel ໒꒱‧₊˚
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Me when airplane shooting toward the sky:
sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately
#i hate how some people dont realize that this man planned a whole ass demon invasion right under the noses of skilled cultivators#he was transmigrated as a BABY#like shen yuan at least got a fully cultivated grown man#but sqh had to start from scratch and became a PEAK LORD and fully cultivated with his own skill idc if he had the system#he was skilled enough for mbj to keep him around for years#you cant convince me he didnt have to kill multiple people to end up where he is right now#and dont even get me started on his first life#bc he has canonically insinuated that he was probably badly treated by his divorced parents#i need to just make a post of this why am still tagging#airplane shooting towards the sky#shang qinghua#svsss
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in other news the middle schoolers im legally forced to get along with (i love job pls pay me for realsies) are into my hero academia which means natural balance is being restored
#the kids are alright (theyre into mha at ages 12 through 13)#natural order was not restored when the one kid that talks to me about it told me that her hear me out is kamui woods#not just a grown ass man hes also a tree little bro#i was fully girlkisserpilled i was in love with kyoka jirou before yumeing made selfshipping cool#i just hope none of them become b/d fans#should i tag this mha i dont want mha on my feed#i wont#ppanicposts#the middle schoolers i dont want to deal with
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I need people on the internet to put down the word twink.
#I keep seeing people use it so awfully like atp do you just want to call them fags or what bc that’s not what that means😭😭😭#they’ll look at a fully grown beefy ass man and call him a twink cause he’s kinda pretty……naur I fear#k.txt
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