#HELP THIS IS SO STUPID

[cloudcountry]

hold on hold on i just came to the realization that fish do not sneeze.

imagine how BAMBOOZLED the octatrio would be when they hear you sneeze for the first time??? like human what was that. did you just eject a lung? are you okay??

azul would be immediately concerned, giving you the weirdest look. he hesitantly asks if you're okay, because you seem fine, but you just made the strangest noise he's ever heard and oh, is this a weird land dweller way of showing your affection? because you were pretty cute when you did that. oh, it's not...? well, now he's embarrassed!

jade is fascinated. don't let him find out about that sneezing power or pepper or ANY of that shit. he WILL use it against you. your sneezes are like little treats to this weirdo. he'll even become inclined to test those things on himself, to see just what sneezing feels like. he's genuinely surprised when it isn't painful? and that the face you make in instinctual? land dwellers are so fascinating.

floyd locks onto you. doesn't matter if he was in a mopey mood or pissing off riddle again, his eyes are wide and his pupils are dilated and he's staring at you. it doesn't matter if your sneeze is loud or quiet, he thinks it's so strange and so cute. hey, little shrimpy! what the hell was that and why did it sound so weird?

LIKE....THESE GUYS HAVE GILLS. THEY HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE PERSON SNEEZE UNTIL THEY CAME TO THE SURFACE. bc yk, sneezing requires lungs and nasal passages AND MERPEOPLE DONT HAVE THOSE UNLESS THEY TOOK THAT POTION TO BECOME HUMAN AND IM CRYING.

octatrio finds out what sneezing is real!!

i feel like i need to clarify that i know what sneezing is HELP ME@$@$$@$@?@!#?@!!@!# i just thought it would be a funny post i assure you guys i know people sneeze and that they probably would have been taught about it. this set of headcanons is not supposed to be taken as something that happened in canon, i just wrote it because I thought it would be goofy!!

[megamindvhs]

FERGALICIOUS IN DUNGEON™

[xxzombieangelsxx]

Can't belive THIS is my first post on here...

[diobrandoasshole]

idk how to draw miguel

[some0newithapen]

this dialogue implies that deltarune party members are like pokémon and learn certain moves as they grow stronger, trust

[ashertickler]

from left to right: asher, david, milo/ darlin

[mahamatra-cyno]

WHAT a sugma? 🥺

It’s a disease related to ligma.

[vvachillessongvv]

Getaway

Rated E - 3,197 words

"What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?" His voice is deep and his tone confused, shaking his weapon for emphasis. "I'm robbing this bank."

"You're robbing this bank? No, I'm robbing this bank."

~or~

Don't you just hate it when you show up to rob a bank but someone is already there robbing the bank? (A cracky, spicy Wilmon crime-au one-shot)

[redforddragon]

i forgot that this place existed, but now that I'm alive, I'm here to proudly announce that my friend drew shaiapouf and feitan kissing

[theyearpunkbroke]

martin scorsese, circa 1973

[valeohn]

help this is so fucking stupid (made by yours truly)

i actually had a dream where i went to a weezer concert and they said that the band members were sick and they showed up instead and the crowd got louder

[dismaster18]

The only photo we have of the "Blood snacher"

This bizarre criminal enteres the House at night and succs the Blood of the víctims out of them by unconvencional way.

After the víctims wake Up dizzy they only found a note imprentes that says "Gracias por dejar beber de tu pajita así se me hace más fácil"

We still don't know what that means or what lenguaje is that but.

We have a recreation of him full body

Be careful people and close all door and Windows.

[escapeaddict]

workin' boys? more like TWERKIN' BOYS-

[adhd3m0n91]

Poor guy

[grucifixes]

⛧ he's the shining and the light without whom i cannot see