#HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNYY

[teddybeartoji]

toji is so funny he’d just kiss your forehead and rock you on his arms after rearranging your guts……. talking abt the shitty reality show playing on the tv while you’re struggling to form a single coherent thought in your brain <3 he’s silly like that

KSJDAKDJJDDJJAJSANONNIEEEE U CAN'T SAY THIS TO MEEE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING THIS IS SO REAL. HE IS SILLY LIKE THAT!!!!!! HE HAS SUCH A LOVESICK SMILE ON HIS FACE TOO WHILE YOU'RE JUST BARELY EVEN AWAKE😭😭😭😭😭😭 OUUUGHHHH THIS IS SO PERFECTT PLEASEEE I NEED TO KISS YOU SO BAD. HE TAKES U TO THE BATHROOM AND MAKES U TAKE A PISS WHILE YAPPING ABT THE REALITY SHOW YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING HE LIKE LITERALLY STANDS IN FRONT OF YOU AND GRINS DOWN AT YOU WHEN YOU GRUMBLE THAT YOU'RE TIREDDDD WHATTHE FUCK EHATTHE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKK!!!!!!!!!!

[kamikazeonwings]

miketyedgar dynamic

edgar: look at my lovely cute wonderful boyfriend :) isnt he the cutest bear youve ever seen. i love trans bears. dont you love trans bears ty

ty, nearly crushing the teacup in his hand, through gritted teeth: Haha. Yes, they're quite lovely.

edgar: he really is :)

mikey, watching this whole exchange: 0_0

i dont see edgar as really possessive in most circumstances but i cannot deny how fucking funny the mental image of edgar casually resting his hand on mikeys ankle, or pecking him on the cheek, or wrapping his arm around mikeys waist, or kissing him far too passionately for company alll very intentionally in front of ty. its so fucking petty. and then ty going back and issuing some tiny barely unnoticeable correction so that edgar accidentally trips over something or wont be able to find where his coffee went (the pacific ocean)

[hitokas-gf]

zee total drama up there in my top 10 favourite special guys of all time….

[todayisafridaynight]

SO! I've wanted to talk about The Clip all day but felt like I should wait until the tumblr "premiere" (even though I think you were literally one of the first people to see it on Twitter lol). Thank you for defending my honor btw even if I am just Someone <3

But. Yes. Yeah. Yokoyama's absolute certainty in saying that??? Without anything to even buffer it? No maybe. No "don't expect too much." Just point-blank in front of a huge fan (whom I believe he's now going to be working with), a staff member, and a massive audience. As if that part isn't the matter of contention. I WILL be injecting those words directly into my veins for some time.

I was on the verge of choking and/or spewing blood and/or crying before posting it though lol, so I really appreciate the vote of confidence regarding the translation and I love your redraw! The reception as a whole has been really nice, although I wish people would keep it to themselves if they'd rather have Nishiki or Ryuji back or whatever. Not like it's a race, but even if it was, Mine's been in last place for ages lol.

And while I enjoy Y3's writing more than most, Mine's death wasn't some Grand Meaningful Statement, it was the decision of a fledgling studio that never knew if it would be able to keep making these games trying to tell a self-contained story. It did have far-reaching consequences for the series, but those consequences are also... not really relevant anymore?

Like, I can and have argued that Mine's death caused the fall of the Tojo Clan, but the clan has already fallen. So I don't see why some people are acting like revisiting his character would be A Spit In The Face to the saga somehow, but I guess I've never really been against characters being brought back...? A quote from the staff that's always stuck with me from the staff is that RGG is always going for RGG-ism, not realism.

Ranting aside... I honestly don't know if I should be saying this, but there's this new guy working the counter at Survive in some LaD8 behind the scenes footage. Now, upfront, I'm 99.8% sure it's not Mine (I happen to have a 100% accuracy rate so far identifying major RGG characters from extremely blurry images and silhouettes lmao), and I have no idea who it is, whether it's a new character or an old one heavily redesigned or Just Some Guy.

But he's not Kashiwagi. And he happens to have slicked-back dark brown hair with what appears to be an ahoge in some angles. And, unless the materials are temporary, he also dresses A Lot Like the celebrity Mine's design was based on. And his features... line up closely enough to piss me off, even though they don't fully match in the end, which is why I don't think it's him.

I'm in argumentative essay mode 100% of the time which is why I'm saying this in a "convincing" tone despite literally not believing it myself, but like... wouldn't that be something? To just have Mine part-timing at Survive or whatever and no one makes a big deal of it because they don't know any better? If nothing else, I really do think he should get The Bartender Treatment.

I dunno, I might post about it with a comparison tomorrow because it's been on my mind lately, especially with The News, but I really don't want people to get the wrong idea either. Or embarrass myself if it was too tenuous of a link to look that deeply into from the start lol

I remember seeing it two minutes after you posted it, so I can imagine I was one of the first to the scene of the crime (so my friends put it LMAO). AND OF COURSE I- and a lot of us- can't be any more grateful for all the work you do than we already are. I'd go insane trying to document and manage everything you do! especially when you have insane people like me ready to pounce on the smallest thing like I know I'd cry FJLKAJ The least I can do is give a proper title/credit to you when I can o7

If Yokoyama had any remaining hesitance about Mine being alive, then he REALLY would have fumbled by sounding so certain. Like in his old tweet, he certainly sounded more ambiguous, but this time he really had no extra notes and sounded more sure of himself. I won't expect RGG to do anything with Mine, but the concept is still very much exciting and the idea that Yokoyama almost seems earnest about the idea of bringing Mine back for whatever reason is very nice to know :] And thank you about enjoying the art I did! I can't lie in the slightest, since the last ask where you alluded to posting the clip, I had that drawing saved in the back of my head ready to make once you had that posted LMAO

But oohh not to touch drama since I generally try to Not touch it, but yeah I can't act like I haven't seen some people be. ""Interesting"" about the idea of Mine being alive. I won't dive too deep into it, but I think my major issue with the few grievances I've seen is that RGG hasn't done anything with Mine's alive status. As of right now, it's just a thing Yokoyama said, so I don't understand the need to be so angry about it (it's especially weird to say Ryuji hasn't been back when he not only got to be a playable protagonist in Dead Souls, but he was also the protagonist of RGGO- though I suppose I can understand wanting him in the mainline series again. Still, it's weird to act as though Mine's back any more than he is and being upset about it just because Yokoyama said he was alive)...

Moving on though, I'm really curious as to this 'mystery figure' you mean. I've been missing out on LaD8 production material, so I haven't seen this bit myself but I'd love to take a stab at it and analyze myself too. I agree though: if Mine does come back- whether he's working at Survive or anywhere else- I would greatly prefer if he had The Bartender status and was just never really called attention to and only existed in the background

[al3rnativ3]

I LOVE BRAVERN WAHHHH

oh this robot is gay, like GAY gay

[autism-corner]

NO WAYY

[moonstruckme]

hi hun!! i have another in a week :]] it's a little less cute than sunshine reader, but i read the fic where reader swore at someone and everyone was shocked and i thought it was so funnyy

i was thinking a.. hothead!reader who's got a sailor mouth and quick temper, so naturally she curses a LOT. and the boys dare her to try not to curse for just one day, and she accepts it, but without them even doing anything mischievous to tick her off, she drops something and she's like "fuck- shit, damn it!" and the boys are just giggling their head off and constantly reminding her to put money in the swear jar

ooh and maemae, i love the way you write descriptions omgg <333 especially when you write from james' pov, he's such a sweetheart!! ahh you're such an amazing writer, your stuff gives me all the warm fuzzies :] i hope you're taking care of yourself in the midst of writing all these requests!!

- ✏️

Thank you my love!

join the party

poly!marauders x hothead!reader ♡ 677 words

You know your boyfriends are plotting something. You eye them suspiciously as Sirius whispers to James, both of them giggling like children. 

“What,” you say flatly. 

James doesn’t even bother trying to hide his grin. “Nothing, sweetheart.”

You huff, biting your lip before you can call him any name that’ll make you lose your prize. It’s nine in the morning, and you’ve only got about sixteen hours to go with no cursing. Twelve if you go to bed early as a measure of self-censure. 

Remus had raised an eyebrow at you after a particularly colorful stream of expletives the night before, asking as you made your contribution to the swear jar, “Do you think you could go even one day without swearing like that?” You said you could, and Sirius had pounced on the opportunity for a wager, betting you that you couldn’t go the entire next day without using a single curse word. 

You’re sure the boys were hoping you’d forget overnight, but you weren’t accustomed to losing, and damned if you weren’t going to get your prize. Sirius had so little faith in you that he’d agreed to letting you pick what movies you all watched for the next month if you won the bet. The next month. That meant a month-long reprieve from those stupid fucking heist movies they all loved so much. 

You’re also certain that, failing their first plan of your poor memory, your boyfriends are going to be cooking up some other scheme to make you falter. One of their famous pranks, to be sure. They tease you incessantly for your short fuse, and they’re bound to try and ignite it any way they can today. 

You wonder what it’ll be. Dog breath potion slipped into your water bottle? Stink pellets tossed into your room? Or maybe something so simple as salt in your coffee?

You look down at the mug Remus handed you a minute ago, sniffing at it. They always use Remus when they want to be inconspicuous; it’s so hard to suspect him. But he wants you to lose the bet as much as anyone. 

You stand, carrying your still-full mug into the kitchen. 

“Not this time,” you mutter. 

Remus looks up from his paper, frowning at you as you stomp over to the sink. “Dove, what are you doing?” 

“You must think I’m so gullible,” you drawl, pouring the hot coffee down the drain. “There’s no way I’m ingesting anything you—” the handle of the mug slips from your grasp, the dish shattering in the sink “—ah, fuck!” You look up to see Sirius’ eyes widen, glee sparking to life, and realize what you’ve done. “Shit. Damn it!” 

Remus puts a hand over his mouth while Sirius hoots, and James simply collapses in giggles, disappearing behind the couch. 

“Tha—that was too easy,” Sirius cackles, using his forefinger to wipe under his eyes. “We didn’t even do anything yet!” 

“Sweetheart, I’m almost disappointed,” Remus says, shaking his head even as he grins from ear-to-ear. “I thought you’d make it to the afternoon at least. Get your money for the jar.” 

“That’s, what?” James' voice comes from behind the couch. “Three dollars?”

“Five,” you say gravely, holding up your favorite finger on each hand. “Fuck you, you assholes.” 

“Pretty sure that’s six, babydoll.” Sirius cheeses at you. “Gestures count, don’t they Prongs?”

“A dollar per hand,” James agrees, now recovered enough to sit up on the couch. 

You seethe at them, and Remus comes into the kitchen to help you clean up your mess, patting your shoulder consolingly. 

“We’ll put it towards date night,” he says. 

“Good idea.” Sirius kicks his feet up on the table, making a show of lounging in his chair. “I’m thinking tonight, we order in from that Indian place and watch The Italian Job. What do you think, lads?”

You bristle, but Remus sees the comeback sizzling on your tongue and squeezes your shoulder warningly. “Save your money, dove. Want me to make you some more coffee? Seems like you might need it today.”

[dwtdog]

Him saying Pee-doh and him saying Seeing Red like holy shit this man is so fucking hilarious

HE'S SOOOO FUNNYY

[screampied]

see I just realised you said GHOST and not ghostface,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, that’s very embarrassing I wish I could unsend an ask bc that’s so embarrassing,,,,,,,,,,,, EISH IM CURLIN UP I MISREAD IT AGHHH

close enough it’s TOJI and he’s sexy so :3333

did he js flick the reader’s forehead,,, OU HIS HANDS ARE COLD?? MEOWWWWW “are you even listening” NO KING IM TRYNA HEAR UR DICKS HEARTBEAT MIAOOWWWWWW

“wanna feel?” 😧 well,,,,,,,, it must be the witching hour bc I’m about to do some magical spells on that shit LMFAOAOA 😭 “knock y’erself out” AYE AYE CAP’N 😻‼️

HAPPY TRAIL??????? AND DIANA IS ON THE PROWL MEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW “you wanna find out?” VEGAS YOURE KILLING ME SHES HISSING I CANT DO THIS AUSGGDHFHFHFHF “c’mere then” LAWD IM IN HEAT sorry that is wild..

“knees” did and done 🧎🏾‍♀️”bra, take that off too” SO HE WANNA SEE MY TITS 😛😛😛 BEST BELIEVE THAT SHIT IS FLYING OFF (I’m so sorry.) “fuck, y’er pretty” THANK YOU DADDY 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

“it’s too big for you? thats my bad” cocky about his cock,,, I NEED HIM AUGGH

“play with your tits” … radio silence…………… unexpected……….. NO BC THE WAY MY JAW ACC DROPPED I WAS LIKE WOAH?? BUT I MEAN SHIT IF THERES A WILL THERES A WAY I GOT THE ASSETS FOR ALLAT !!

“such a pretty mouth, ugh” the ugh in italic? I HEARD IT?? LAED?? IM SO FINISHED IM PROPERLY DONE “good girl. haah, ‘s good” meows.

“yer nasty” VEGAS YOU ALWAYS SERVE AT THE RIGHT TIMES IVE BEEN GEEKING ABOUT BEING CALLED NASTY FOR DAYS AND YOU PULL THIS, I CANTTTT “play with yourself” FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

“you want that, sweets?” I CALL PEOPLE SWEETS TOO OMG ME N HIM TWINNIN and wtf is ectoplasm.. IS IT YHAT GREEN SHIT FROM GHOSTBUSTERS?? OH NAH GMFU SAY WHAT NOW?? nvm its whitee, false alarm :P

“Yer mouths gettin smart” IT CAN GET SMARTER, OG OFFICE SIREN RIGHT HERE !! “fuuuuuuuuck me” lawd……… LAWD I LOVE WHEN MEN DO THAT

“I wanna break you” sweet and sour kebabs.. “you have to pay for that you kno-" LMFOAOAOAOAOAO WE ARE FUNNYY “you played with her?” he referred to it as her… screampied’s version of toji is the man of my dreams NOT YOU ADRESSING IT LMFAOAOOA YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT

“n-no” “y-yea” moans. THE MOCKING I NEED THIS IN MY LIFEEE “look at that tongue” IM DYING IM BEDRIDDEN IM ILL HELP ME “listen to it with me” WOWZA “atta girl” YOWZA !

“whatever spell you had” TOLD YALL IMA BE ON MY WITCH SHIT 🗣️‼️ DONT PLAY WITH CATTTTTTT I WAS CASTIN SPELLS ALLLLL OVER LIKE “PUSSARIUS DRUNKIOS” BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO NOW HE LUV IT, IM TEWWW GOOD 😛

DID IT END OFF W A WHINY NEEDY TOJI??? im a LITTLE too good .. BUT LAWD YOU ATE IT DOWNNNN, HATS OFF TO YOU QUEENIE

— pearl anon !!!! :3

LMAOOO OMG 🫦🫦🫦 tehe yesss he’s an actual ghost but id love to write ghostface toji one day 🤚🏽 that'd eat so hard bruh

the dick's heartbeat 😭😭😭 that's new i'm gonna use that one day. YESSSS HIS HAPPY TRAIL, i could literally write so much ab happy trails it’s actual sick idk ??? like they’re jus so sexy to me. happy trails >>>

NOT U CALLING THE COOTER DIANA PLS

right he’s so cocky he just needs to get put in his place like … (he does 🌚) HEHEJE YESSS UGH IN ITALIC. it just has more pizzazz me thinks, omg i love that word pizzazzzzz. HELPPPP ectoplasm is a ghost like substance but since it’s fanfiction let’s say it’s another type of cum 👨🏽‍💻👨🏽‍💻

YESSS tojis pussy talk is literally unmatched, literally got an ask to elaborate on his pussy talk n i’m so GEEKEDDDDD. writing his dialogue makes my stomach churn up in KNOTSSSS

right. we love sassy reader's w backbone before being put in their place >>>> THE WITCH SHIT BYE. pussarius drunkios HELP ???? 😭😭😭😭

yep, whiney toji my fav 🫦 did all that just to get put in his place <3 he’s never gonna leave us bc he’s too pussy whipped now 🙂‍↕️

[teddybeartoji]

MICKEY MOUSE HOW ARE YOU LIKING HSR SO FAR :333 WHO DO YOU LIKE ?? WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS??? I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

i also love u lots <33 i hope u are doing so so well <33

OMGOMGOMGGG!!!!!!!! HII ALEXIS HIIII:3333333 EEEEEEEEE I AM LIKING IT A LOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn't like it for a minute bc i was getting my ass beat so hard that i just wanted to leave and sulk in a corner for the rest of my life but then our lord and saviour ari saved me by telling me that i am, in fact, doing the wrong mission lmao that was really stupid but i am very excited to now do somthing else other than to fight those fuckass bugs😒😒😒😒

OH MY FAVOURITE SO FAR IS SAMPO . i need to kick him in the balls<3 HE'S SOO FUNNYY EEEEEE I LOVE HIM SO BADD!!!!!!!!!!! i also really really like himeko!!!!!!!!! i loved playing as her she's so cool wow MMMMMM I THOUGHT THAT GEPARD IS ALSO REALLY CUTE HEHEHEHE I WISH WE GOT TO SEE MORE OF HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! OH AND AND NOW I DID MEET ARGENTI IN THE BUG MISSION TOO HE'S SO FUCKING SILLY a loser knight... flirting with a plant.... i need to marry him right fucking now...........

I JUST FINISHED THE FINLAND PLANET I MEAN THE ICE PLANET AND I'M REALLY REALLY EXCITED TO PROGRESS IN THE STORY AHHHHHHH I WANNA MEET BOOTHILL AND I WANNA MEET AVENTURINEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I THINK I'M GONNA LIKE THEM A LOT HEHEHEHE

also hello why is this game so unserious wdym i spent like an hour yesterday just playing hotel management simulator.................. that was genuinely so fun lmao i'm not complaining at all it's just so funny that such a thing even exists there BUT YEAH I AM HAVING FUN OVERALL TOO!!!!!!!!!!! it's definitely a lot . since this is my first ever gacha game but i think i am slowly but surely getting used to the gameplay:33333333333

[mmyashas]

for the qsmp ask game!! :D 14, 16, 18?

-polkados

hello ^_^ !

14. who do you want to see log in more often?

auhh i wished carre had logged on more! hes so funny and i loved the pepito carre dynamic....Beautiful world....miss them :-( .... Also i wished to have seen more of rubius cubito. Like his lores crazy man why is cucurucho also god

16. who do you want to watch more of?

the language barrier is insaneeeee but yd! shes so fucking funnyy and has some crazy good vibes...she makes me want to learn korean so bad ahaha

18. who's streams do you most watch outside of their QSMP streams?

obvious but roier. Love that guy...the 200k+ channel points for him do say something about me... BUT i also watch fit and etoiles outside of their qsmp streams!!!!!

[sappymix1]

Tjis is so funnyy😭😭😭 ant hen he just back home and getting mad at them cuz "I wasn't at home for like 8 hours couldn't you just fuck while I was away?!??!"

dont say that surely they’d be done after eight hours 😭😭

[alibrandi]

ghosts rewatch!! prepping for season 5’s drop.

- i always forget how fucking mean they are in the first two eps lol.

- man episode 3 is actually kind of weak. and awkward. the pat b plot is good but the a plot with the builders is stilted. awkward. not executed well. alison throwing that mug is the highlight tho lmao.

- pat <3 he's so sweeeeet

- the s1 wigs!! i love them and i miss them so much. julian's especially.

- god mike really is the best husband. covers for alison so quickly.

- moonah stone is way funnier than i remember. barclay looks fucking terrified of mike and alison in some shots lmao

- bunny 10/10

- kitty standing up to cap in ep 6! “I like Alison and I miss her when she’s not here!”

- "WiThin the YAr?"

- i’m really scared that alison will lose the power to see ghosts. cuz like…how IS she supposed to move through the world? how could it possibly end with her leaving button house without us, the audience, knowing she’s going to be bumping into ghosts everywhere. hoo boy. #1 fear.

- kitty 💖💖💖 she’s so funnyy. “We could sell cakes.“ “That won’t work.” “Scones then!” “That’s not the problem Kitty.” “😞oh”

overall…a good introduction but it’s weak compared to s2 & 3. Some moments are silly & not funny (by my standards anyway) which I think comes from the fact that they were experimenting with the show & also the last thing they did was yonderland, right? Which isn’t my cup of tea lol. also, during this season I like eps written by Mat & Jim best.

[cornerstonebaptistchurch]

ur so fuckin insane an funnyy ur very wtf is he talking about

I'm just like if Diogenes was just some guy on the internet who did fuck all

[g0dspeeed]

1, 6, 8, 12, 19 for funnyy wedding blease 👁👄👁

OTP: CappiEli

Wedding Asks

Thank you for asking about them!

1. Who first brought up the option of marriage? Was it an easy topic?

Most topics are seldom "easy" to be brought up to Cappie De La Costa, and Eli Palmer knew that marriage would be no exception.

But rather than putz around, Eli did what he normally did and just went for it, asking on one sunny afternoon, "Hey, ever thought about getting married?"

6. Who were the first people to find out about the engagement? How did they react?

As Cappie's only family, Staci Pratt was the very first person to know about the engagement.

He saw it coming, and when Eli asked for his permission to marry his sister, Staci gave it along the lines of:

"You're both weird as shit. You deserve each other."

8. Was there any drama whatsoever regarding the guest list?

So long as there weren't any Peggies, neither really gave a fuck.

12. Do either of them play music while walking down the aisle (if they do at all)? If yes, show us their song.

Cappie and Eli aren't ones for a traditional wedding. Plus, in most universes, they're getting married during a cult holy war, in a bunker, or post-apocalyptic Montana.

However in my vivid daydreaming, some sappy rendition of this song would play in the background

19. What was the ceremony like? Any highlights?

The ceremony was pretty informal with neither Eli nor Cappie being religious and it happened during either a holy war or apocalypse so ...

Lots of alcohol, good music, and laughter.

Staci gave a speech that started out joking and light. Then after a few laughs, the mood deepened with both he and Cappie tearing up.

💖

[melikeursmile]

Connor's wedding spoilers!!!

this episode was obiouvsly fucking deranged. I actually knew Logan was going to die but the revelation that Logan already died, and it was just going to be the kids pretending he was still alive on the phone through tom as a conduit 😭 girl... like to see everyone kind of come together to help the siblings get through it

and all the siblings kind of becoming their younger selves again. Roman. Kendall. SHIV. CONNORR!!!R@!E!@ At his WEDDING!! THE LOONY CAKE!!!! Oh my god his first words being he never even liked me?? Kendall saying he can't forgive him but he loves him... Oh my fucking god.ddDDDDD. So raw,, so real, so sad. Random but I thought it was so insane how every time Kendall was in CEO mode the camera work kind of changed? Like I feel like they used a slow motion camera and didn't slow it down. And there were a few other camera things that felt a little off (in a frantic kind of way). Also side note Kerry made me laugh again 😭 I love that weird girl and her innapropriate smiling. I feel so bad for her but like she is soo silly. tom being like wtf was SO funnyy in such a sad ep.