#HE'S EVERYTHING

[ponury-grajek]

do whatever you want, queen 💅 slay

[jheyjette]

Chilchuck is such a fascinating character, because every time you learn something new about him, it’s like you’re being punched in the gut. Like, the first time you see him, you’re all “Aww, look at this lil’ guy. Isn’t he cute? Aw, he hates being treated like a kid. He’s probably already in his late teens or early twenties or something. One of those Older Than They Look type characters right?”

And then you find out that he’s almost thirty. He’s older than Laios. And you’re like, okaaaaay, that’s a little older than I expected, but that definitely explains why he hates being treated like a kid so much.

And then much, much later you find out that he has a wife and kids. And you’re just sitting there like, huh, okay. Okaaaaay. Well, this really, really, really explains why he doesn’t like being treated like a kid. He’s a dad. He’s experienced the ups and downs of parenthood. He’s the only character in the group that’s canonically had sex. Okay. Yeah. Wowza.

And then shortly after you find out that he’s his race’s equivalent of a middle-aged man, and it’s like, okaaaaay. That recontextualizes a lot of things. He’s a middle-aged man trapped in a twelve-year-old’s body. Okay. Yeah. Wowee. Gee willickers.

And you think that’s it. You think that nothing else could top that. And then the bicorn chapter comes rolling in with a steel chair and you find out that his wife left him and all three (count that, three) of his daughters are fully grown adults. And as you’re reeling back from all of this new information, they deliver one last final slap to your face.

Chilchuck was a teen parent.

But what makes this all so funny, so fascinating, is that Chilchuck arguably has the most normal backstory out of anyone in the group. And if he was literally any other race, tallman, elf, dwarf, whatever, this information would still be surprising, sure, but it wouldn’t hit the same way it does when he’s a half-foot. Ryoko Kui really said, You know what would be funny? If I made the party’s token grumpy middle-aged man, father of three, look like this:

And she's right. It's very funny.

[seasononesam]

I'm an Angel, you ass. I don't have a soul to sell.

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[holisticdirkmuppet]

been searching high and low for a picture of him in his cunty little science goggles and instagram finally came through

[bubble-bones]

[ceniwen]

Xiao day 🎂

[myteavsricochet]

my brain just melted 🫠

[seokryus]

snow angel ❄️👼

[milquetoast27]

Did you know I have been fixating on Sherlock Holmes for 100 days now?! time to celebrate with a Jeremy Brett holmes (❁´◡`❁) please enjoy ARGHDJ

[ziracona]

me when Ryuji

[larkoneironaut]

The Kaer Morhen theme plays in the distance

Nah, I’m kidding, it’s actually Drink Up, There’s More, because that’s the only tune my last brain cell plays on it’s tin whistle

[diamondsunbursts-and-marblehalls]

Nothing will ever beat Peeta being sweet and innocent and wholesome, crying because he's going to be forced into an arena with 23 other kids he's going to have to kill or be killed by, where he most likely won't survive, and Katniss just going "okay what's the plan, how is crying going to play into his strategy to kill me?"

Like girl, find your chill, he's genuinely upset, he doesn't wanna die, or kill anyone, please.

[girlfriendline]

botticelli pt. 300

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[magpieandpossum]

It's autism acceptance month, you know what that means!-

[millenniumscreampuff]

A thief king appears!

[ikram1909]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMhH3M1KC/

so not only did gavi give him the sign for 4 goals, he first ignored vini, gestured 4-0, and then walked off. mannn I MISSED HIMMM

I love him he's so funny 😭😭😭