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pchvunk · 8 days ago

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Shout out to

Steve Rogers: For constantly going against the government yet still being labeled as the perfect American boy, even though he didn't truly fight for America, he fought for freedom and continues to do so, which is why he constantly opposes the own American government because if you want something done right you do it yourself.

#steve rogers #captain america #mcu #marvel #his ending in end game was freaking bs though #he wouldn't do that #but whatever marvel go off #stucky

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alkalische · 9 months ago

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my thoughts and opinions on orientalism hoederer this whole day

#hoederer #art #arknights #(negative)#he wouldn't fucking wear that #he wouldn't DO that

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dinosaurwithablog · 4 months ago

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I just read an article that said Juan Soto is gonna sign with the Boston Red Sox. I am bereft, and I am pissed off. That can't be right, can it? Someone, please tell me this isn't true. Losing number 22 is too too sad to be true. Alas and alack....

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lyrajellycat · 2 years ago

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I have thoughts about dittophobia and all of them are screaming

#fnaf 4 #william afton #dittophobia #WJHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM #fnaf #AKJDSNAKJDNIJANDSKAJDS #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fandom #HE FUCKING LOVES HIS KIDS #HE WOULDN'T DO THAT #five nights at freddys #fnaf tales from the pizzaplex #HE LOVES HIS KIDS #WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE STARTED EXPERIMENTS BEFORE EVEN CHARLIE DIED #HUH #HOW #AKJDSNJad #IM GOING TO SCREAM #OH MY GFUCKING GOD

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demi-pixellated · 2 months ago

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a silly addition

#Sonic #Sonadow #Sonic the Hedgehog #Shadow the Hedgehog #Jet the Hawk #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #jet. bro calm down he was just flirting #you don't want sonic to flirt with you do you haha... unless...#undecided for both of these sets if sonic and shadow are an item or not and honestly whatever is funnier to you #viewer's choice :D #this is all incredibly stupid and i wouldn't have it any other way #not depicted omochao on the jumbotron with the 'Aw and he was doin so well too!'

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hkthatgffan · 6 months ago

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ALEX PLEASE! I CAN'T TAKE HANDLE THIS MUCH BABY BILL CONTENT IN ONE YEAR! 😭🥺

"These horrible wretched babies birthed from the pen of Emmy Cicierega."

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symphonyofsilence · 7 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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jeyumi · 28 days ago

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Something something—I think it would be very funny if Tfone Starscream got a head start on betraying Megatron by just… not leaving with him in his banishment. Starstay AU: 1 2 3 4

#transformers #maccadam #b 127 #starscream #optimus prime #transformers one #elita one #starstay au or something idk #“WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!” vibes #I think it would be REALLY funny if he just didn't leave #like why wouldn't he take advantage of the recent chaos to secure a position of power in the government?#he would be a great politician (derogatory)#You've heard of decepticon Bee #now get ready for #“We can't get this guy who was REALLY on board to destroy the city to leave and now we're not really sure what to do??”#someone talk to me about this i think im onto something

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limbcom · 1 month ago

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"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.

He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.

#saying that pure “i forgave my best friend that created the evil woman who almost destroyed the world” vanilla cookie wont forgive you #is like saying humans can have five legs #(statistically possible but very very rare)#anyways what i was quoting is meant to refer to shmilk never actually lying to vanilla for the whole comic #(except the “pretending to understand” bit but is it rlly lying if they both know its a lie and know that the other knows)#yes he could do this and that. but he never said he would. and pv knows he wouldn't #they understand each other <3 for they are one and the same <3 #i have notes on this comic so if anyone wants me to yap just come yell at me at the tags or sumn #wanted to render this tbh but i got lazy so take these ugly doodles ig #smilk drawn from memory while i barely used references for pv (like.. halfway through making this LOLL)#hopefully this is readable ;w;#admittedly i feel like some parts can be quite ooc and if so i apologize im still wrapping my head around these two #i just want to put them both in a jar and shake them around grr #my doodles #pureshadow #shadowvanilla #shadownilla #not ship but feel free to interpret whatever #pure vanilla cookie #awakened pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #cookie run kingdom #crk #alt text available

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iwasbored777 · 3 months ago

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Gerald let Maria and Shadow spend time together. He saw that Shadow won't hurt her and he let them be friends. This is so important. He called them "kids" and also when he says "they want to take Shadow away from us" - he cared about Shadow too and realized that he is just a kid just like his granddaughter. Gerald was definitely a good grandpa and a good guy before Maria got killed.

#they killed a person he loves and threw him into jail who wouldn't go crazy after that #sonic 3 #sonic the hedgehog 3 #sonic movie 3 #sonic movie #sth #maria robotnik #gerald robotnik #shadow the hedgehog #shadow #shadow and maria #I'm still mad at him for what he did to ivo but i do understand him after so much pain #also shadow and maria look so adorable in this picture so tiny #sonic 3 spoilers #sonic movie 3 spoilers

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bootleg-grandpa · 2 months ago

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That statement is going to live rent free in Starscream's spark

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demaparbat-hp · 4 months ago

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Hey, Spitfire! Try not to kill your brother ahead of time!

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Looking for Ursa right after being banished had some...wildly unexpected results. One: Zuko actually found her. Two: she wasn't alone. Three: leaving her children behind in order to protect them was, apparently, just something she did.

Looking at the bright side, Zuko now had a three-year-old younger brother to look after. Looking at the dark side, Zuko now had a three-year-old kid he needed to parent while also keeping him a secret from his father because—may Agni help him—the Fire Lord would have to go through Zuko first if he dared to even look at Lu Ten II.

(AKA an AU in which Zuko is a good big brother and doesn't want another kid to grow up like he did.)

#atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #atla fanart #atla art #prince zuko #Spitfire AU #spitfire #atla oc #atla zuko #zuko art #zuko fanart #Lu Ten II #lu ten fanart #lu ten atla #lu ten #Prince Lu Ten II #atla ursa #princess ursa #Ten Ten #dadko #atla au #In which Zuko is a little older; a little wiser; has a little brother—and it changes everything (or does it?).#He's a teenager parenting a child in an environment that's...not quite child-friendly—he's a mess and has no idea of what he's doing.#In time protecting little Ten Ten becomes his sole priority. But that comes with its own drawbacks.#What would he do to protect the kid? What *wouldn't* he do? Does he desert his mission and military and put Ten Ten in danger?#Does he stay quiet and allow the war to unfold if it means that Lu Ten II will be safe from it? (He tries—Agni knows that he tries)#(But Zuko never gives up without a fight. This just means he needs to learn how to pick his battles.)#(And sure—pretending to chase after the Avatar while he protects the Gaang in secret is a fine line to walk. But Zuko will make it work.)#(He has to—for Ten Ten's future)

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coddda · 10 months ago

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I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

#death note #dn #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #oh god here we go #death note jdrama #death note 2015 #death note 2006 #death note musical #lctw #l change the world #dntm #lawlightweek2024 #my art #collapses i am NEVER putting this much effort in one piece ever again /hj this was the Only one i had mostly prepared in advance #ironically the most painstaking part about making this entire thing was converting the images into an animated file #that wasn't either horrifically compressed or just. wouldn't loop. why do gifs have to look so BAD it's so inconvenient #and THEN i realized I had to forcibly Stitch the two animations together so they would actually be synced and it wouldn't look dumb #and the end result is STILL so compressed. because Tumblr. uhhh just don't click on it it'll look so scuffed LOL. anyways #this is what i get for watching Every Adaptation of Death Note. i am a death note multiverse truther #usually i'd have something clever to say in the tags but. this drained the life out of me just uh.#yeah. they're doomed in every universe. this is the only way they could've met. they are doomed by their own natures and the #circumstances that surround them. there is no universe where light tries to prevent L's death. and even in the cases where L Doesn't die #there is no universe where L can save light. there is no universe where he can truly “catch” Kira and make him see where he went wrong #(<- if you read LCTW you know. :) )#in every universe and adaptation L will call Light his first friend. in some universes they'll take that notion more seriously than others #no matter what one of them will die due to the other. its the only constant. it's the only way it can ever be. they are the others downfall

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hollis-art · 6 months ago

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au idea... tng but it's set in the 80s and the enterprise is an apartment building rather than a ship

other tenants of the building include: -Picard (the head of the college that Data attends) and Q (no one really knows what he does, he just pops in and out whenever he pleases) -Troi (high school guidance counselor) and Riker (personal trainer) and Worf used to live here too but he moved out -Beverly (still a doctor) and Wesley (burnt out college freshman) -Barclay (works at Blockbusters w/ Data and Geordi) -Guinan (bartender of a secretly gay bar)

the ds9 apartment is a whole other story

#not super happy with these drawings but i put too much effort/time to not share them anyways #its the idea that counts. not really the art #fellas is it gay to spend every waking moment of your life with your best friend? working with+ living with+ co-parenting his child?#geordi is fully under the illusion that data is aware that he's trans. but data is VERY sheltered. he wouldn't know the difference #dude talks about periods once and data's like “is it normal to do that? how come i do not? is something wrong with me?”#data got taught everything he needed to know about sex (dr soong was weird) but regular information like that? nope. definitely not.#data soong #geordi la forge #lal soong #star trek #star trek the next generation #alternate universe #tng #star trek fanart #fanart #art

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endofthedaymp3 · 8 months ago

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one of my favorite things ever is eddie explaining the intricate inner workings of buck to other people because he knows him - and everyone expects him to. extremely married behavior.

#like... yeah he's a little weird. you wouldn't get it but I do #eddie diaz #evan buckley #buddie #911 #911 abc #911ramblings

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katsu2ji · 2 months ago

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katsuki LOVES seeing you spend his money. you tell him you're having a bad day? he's sending you some money and telling you to buy something nice for yourself. you guys are going out on a date? he reminds you not to bring your wallet—he's got it. and you've reminded him time and time again that he doesn't have to do any of that, that you feel bad spending his money!!! but he doesn't care.

he reminds you every time that he wants to spend his money on you, no matter how big or small. he knows full well that you can pay for the things he buys you. he knows how hard you work for your money, how dedicated you are to your job.

but if he's there, why should you have to worry about anything at all?

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