#HE NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE HES PUTTING A THING INTO SOME OTHER THING. UHH. WEIRD SPINNY COG THINGIES IT IS ! LISTEN I HAD NO REFERENCES I WAS AT

[lulualuana]

Spa Day

said i'd write it eventually >:)

wc: 640

cw: brief mention of shower shenanigans, cucumbers (i really hate cucumbers), domestic lifestyle or something, this shit kinda cute ngl

emjoy?

“...Leon, are you eating the cucumbers again?” Your voice rang out through the soft jazz that played out from your speaker on your bedside table, (Leon’s choice, not yours) Silence followed your answer before Leon’s crunching resumed, the sound of him clearing his throat accompanying it. “Uhh.. no?” 

His obvious lie made you burst into a little fit of laughter as you pulled the cucumbers away from your eyes to look over at Leon. He oh so suspiciously was missing one cucumber over his eyes. “Do you just want me to cut you up some cucumbers to eat?” You asked through your laughter, the nonchalant attitude he had about the whole thing making it ten times funnier. 

He pulled the single cucumber away from his eyes and turned to look over at you, waving his hand dismissively. “What? No, I’m perfectly fine and don’t need anymore cucumbers,” he says as he eats the other cucumber in his hand, leaving him to none. You look at him, barely holding back a smile. He looks at you, barely holding back his own smile. “A few more wouldn’t hurt..” 

He chuckles to himself as he watches you get up from the bed, walking off to the kitchen in a fit of giggles to go cut up more cucumbers, enough to satiate his hunger and cover his eyes. He relaxed back into the bed as he waited for you, hearing the subtle sound of a knife hitting a cutting board interrupting the jazz playing in the room. He sighed contently, unable to help the smile off his face. 

When you had proposed a spa day initially, he was a little more than hesitant. His first thought was that you wanted to go out somewhere, spend hundreds of dollars on a massage, full manicure and pedicure, and the works, which he wasn’t opposed to if it made you happy, it just wasn’t his idea of fun or relaxing. He was pleasantly surprised when you dismissed that idea, pulling out a wide selection of face masks and such, and saying that you wanted to stay in and have a more exclusive spa day, something a little more comfortable. That he could get behind. 

The day went well. Starting with a delicious breakfast, a nice long shower and bath with body scrubs and everything (which took a little longer for many reasons), and a considerable amount of time spent giving Leon a back and shoulder massage. You spent a while talking about how both of your weeks were going as you provided a simple little manicure service, painting your own nails and touching up Leon’s, which was mainly just making his nails look a little less of a disaster as they usually did from his job. Not only was it all relaxing and fun, you got to spend time together, a rarity due to all the missions Leon had been sent on as of late. 

That brought you to now, you walking into the room just to see Leon with a wide, goofy smile on his lips as you handed over a bowl of cucumbers. “What are you looking at me like that for? And don’t smile, you’re going to wrinkle your mask.” He shook his head and bit his lip, willing away the smile on his face, yet the warmth in his chest stayed. “I’m just happy. All of this and you, it makes me happy.” 

You give him a weird look, fighting the urge to smile in response to his words. Such a smooth talker, the man. “Yeah okay, put the cucumbers back on your eyes, ya sap.” Your response makes his smile return in full bloom, willing a smile of your own and a yelp from you as he tackles you to lay down alongside him, the two of you settling back into relaxation. 

~~~

i need this asap, no rocky

[spacecowboyy0]

soap babysitting little reader for the day and little reader is just regressed so young so theyre staring at soap with those big eyes no thought behind them just creeping out soap until he finally opts out and calls simon or john like “your kid is scaring me”

just a small thing! love the idea of soap being a babysitter lmao i can totally see this happening, he just needs time to learn!

You're not doing anything, but that's the problem. Johnny is a little freaked out by your big eyes, that make him feel like you can see through him. You're sitting in a little nest that Simon set up for you on the living room floor, before he had to leave. A blanket to rest on, with pillows in a circle, creating a little area for you. You've got your favourite stuffies beside you, that you were playing with, but now you're just watching him.

Your pacifier bobs softly and slowly, but that's the only movement you make.

"Just stay there I guess.... I'll, uh, be just in the other room." Johnny goes into the guest room, and takes his phone out of his pocket. John picks up on the third ring.

"Are they ok?" John immediately asks.

"Yes, uh or I think so. Look Price, I don't know if I can do this alone, you said Kyle's coming right? Your kid’s just... staring at me, it's making me feel weird."

"I told you, he’s coming at 3:30. If they're not crying, and the rest of their needs are met, then you’re fine Johnny.”

“I think Simon’s corrupted them, the way they're looking at me is just like him.” 

Soap hears some shuffling on the other line and then Simon’s voice fills his ear. 

“Put the phone on speaker, lemme talk to them.”

“Uhh ok, one sec.” He walks out of the room and into the living room, squatting in front of them. He puts the call on speaker. “Ok they can hear you.”

“Hey kiddo, are you having a good time with Johnny?” You recognize Simon’s voice and reach for the phone. Johnny moves it away from your wandering hands but still keeps it close to you. You babble, but it’s more happy noises than anything. 

“See? They’re fine, I didn’t fucking corrupt them.” Simon grumbles, but is secretly pleased to hear your cute noises. 

“Price, you’re letting him curse like that in front of your kid?” Johnny questions. 

“Listen, we gotta go,” John tells him, “you’ll be fine, just put on a show or something for them.”

Before he can respond, John hangs up on him. Johnny turns his phone off and then looks at you. “Alright kid, I think Blue’s Clues sounds good, yeah?'"

[pissterdaniel]

TIT AUCKLAND FINAL RECAP

the spoilery stuff is at the bottom of the post, the rest is safe

Since June there has been a discord server going for everyone at the Auckland show. It was amazing to make so many friends before even going to the show. We all got to know each other in the months leading up to the event. Super cool!

We all met up for lunch before the show to hang out and exchanged our crafts. (craft haul x) It made me so happy to see people excited to meet Carlos and my dolls :).

@peter-must-die with his amazing shirt holding Carlos

We made our way to the KTK theater, and I bought some merch. Literally shouted when I opened my photocards to see BLONDE QUIFF PHIL!!!!!! :O

I came PREPARED for my meet and greet, had an agenda broken down into 3 steps. I had been overthinking this for months and have lost so much sleep from tit anxiety. The plan was very helpful! I was revising it in the line.

My hands were totally full. Sister Daniel kept on escaping my grip, we think she was trying to run away. I also recall repeatedly doing my Christophe Giacometti (from yuri on ice) impression in the line.

In the meet and greet line I discovered that I randomly have a lot of upper body strength 😅. I was giving out VERYYY tight deep pressure hugs to people who wanted them. It was very calming. I also got a stopwatch out and we did some 4/4/8 breathing. Then our time was almost up, and WE COULD SEE DAN.

I filmed Max's meet and greet for them first. So that was good getting to spend a minute or so in front of Dan and Phil before it was my turn. I had briefed Max on my agenda, so they knew exactly what to do. My full meet and greet post with photos and the video are here (x). THANK YOU SO MUCH @shitwheresfoxy FOR BEING THE BEST GLAMOUROUS ASSISTANT EVER!

Phil did not seem like a human. I stupidly told him he was like an animatronic robot. He is just SO BEAUTIFUL IT DOESNT SEEM REAL. You need to understand, PHIL LESTER IS SO ETHERALLY GORGEOUS IT IS OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!! He's just so 🥰. No wonder Dan can't stop looking at him like that in the videos. I get it now.

Dan definitely led my m&g, and I've heard others say this too. He does most of the talking, offers to take the photos, and he had the biggest reactions to things. I made him cackle a few times and I will wear that like a badge of honour. Some other highlights include:

Dan's first reaction to Carlos "uhh.. what?"

Dan's crab hands in our selfie

Dan talking to my camera whilst I fetched something from Max

Their first reaction to my dolls

Phil waving and saying bye to me

BONUS 1 MINUTE AND 39 MINUTE VIDEO OF PHIL HOLDING CARLOS, THIS MEANS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE TO ME

I am slightly embarrassed about how excited I got, I went a bit nuts. Told them Carlos was "the love of my life" 🤦. Was completely hyper after the m&g, had major zoomies and couldn't calm down. That's when we caught up with the silver VIP people from the server.

@totally-srs-all-the-time made this STUNNING bedsheet cape and wanted to put it on me to have mega bed sheet titfit. Only when she held it up to me, I thought she was wanting to use it as a weighted blanket to calm me. So I lay on the floor 😂, she still put it on me and got this pic.

Met the phiwi backpack too!!!

I recorded our preshow and put it on youtube (x). Can't believe Olly's figure skating question was answered! That was wickedly cool. There is a very small group of us who got SUPER into ice skating these past couple of months. So to have our niche acknowledged by Dan himself was PHENOMENAL.

We all danced to HOTOGO, @einsteinfrizz 's amazing video from the balcony can be found here (x)

And then it was time for the show.

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!!

I took notes during intermission and after the show of what I remembered.

Our conspiracies were:

Toilet, Clothes, Bus, and Vegas

"They share clothes." Went on about how their nipples touch the same cloth and did weird nipply gestures.

Lawyer Dan banned Australia, wrote erotic fanfiction about Gollum, and went to jail for killing phil. (Phil then said "hopefully he was not a CEO" and everyone CHEERED SO LOUDLY FOR AGES. They were both caught off guard by the big audience reaction, and it seemed like Dan was genuinely surprised/shocked that Phil said that.

Linguist Phil's favourite word was 'perky nana', he liked to help old ladies cum, and had a secret collection of lesbians.

Phil's 1 minute improv was on stationary. He thought the person said penis, but he changed it to pens, and then decided to change it to stationary. He told a story of how he had a cola scented gel pen and would fill in an entire page and just sniff it.

Early on in the show Phil thought he swallowed a fly and started choking. He then yelled for a "minion" to fetch him water. Dan was taken back by this and it was about a minute before a crew member walked on with his water bottle.

(I'm sensing this show is a lot of Phil saying off-script random shit and dan being shocked by him. Which honestly checks out.)

"Jesus but more shippable" IM SORRY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY DAN

Phil said reject modernity embrace tradition correctly.

They still think the phanniversary was "last month."

Everyone yelling "gay" together in unison was so healing.

Phil messed up the song lyric again and said "I got the tattoo" instead of "you"

SISTER DANIEL HOLY FUCK WHERE DO I BEGIN. I was in the 4th row on the left side which is where she stood. I knew all the spoilers going into it BUT NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME. I screamed at the top of my lungs when I first saw her come out. I AM SO THANKFUL FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF GETTING TO SEE HER IN PERSON I WILL NEVER TAKE THAT FOR GRANTED. She is so AAAH. Religious, eye-opening experiences were certainly had. AND SHE WAS IN DOC MARTENS. I'm never gonna be able to put into words how feral she made me.

I would say that I was very familiar with the show content before I got there. But in reality, everything was 100x weirder than I thought it would be. I mean that in the best way possible!!! Dnp were OFF. THE. RAILS. They were still the same people you see in the videos, but uncut and UNLEASHED.

AND THEN THERE WAS THE FACT THAT I WENT HOME WITH AN ACTUAL PROP?!?!?!

At the end of the show, I rushed to the front of the stage to steal the confetti. (I'm a hoe for collecting show confetti, I did the same thing at WAD).

Whilst I was collecting confetti and taking pics of Carlos, one of the stagehands came out a few times, handing out the Australian props to random people standing at the stage.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME!!! Here are some close-up photos I took of Obi Wan, and a video of what he can do (x). I walked into TIT with a Sister Daniel and Father Philip doll, and I came out of TIT with Phobi Phan Phenobi.

I also got one of the role model or no-le model cards, it is blank on the other side apart from their signature.

I also got to get up and close with other people's props. I even got to play Max's ukulele. I played the TIT song and I can tell you first hand that that thing was VERY out of tune. I know Dan was only fake playing it, but at least tune it first 😂.

The day after, a big group of us went to Auckland Zoo! Man that was a lot of fun. We signed TABINOFs, and I got a bunchhhh of pics of Phobi Wan, my photo dump is here (x). @spanielt0wel also got a doll, so I made sure to get some photos with them together.

The post-tit depression is REALLLLLL. I miss being surrounded by like minded people. It was so easy to unmask and just be completely myself. I have never felt more like me than when I was surrounded by all the queer, neurodivergent phannies. This was the happiest I've felt in years. So thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who came to talk to me, and to all the friends I've made through the discord 💙.

Now I am back home and terrible influencing up my room cause I never want to forget this amazing experience.

The box frame was inspired by this one

The posters I got signed are looking GOOOOOD. Also Phobi Wan looks so silly sitting with my monster high dolls. I'm gonna treasure him forever. HE MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also thank you to everyone who voted on my poll you've convinced me that #4 is the way to go and I shall be ordering that flag soon.

THANK YOU TIT AUCKLAND

[mimasroom2]

“But you’re like…. real pretty.” A Mean Girls Ellie au

Mean girls Ellie au but it’s only up until the burn book scene bc I do not wanna be writing the whole ass thing😭 Janice & Damian don’t exist in this au shhh we don’t need them.. we’re focused on Ellie. Also! Don’t worry ab the ages of characters plz LMAO just pretend they’re all in high school unless said otherwise. This took me a long time to write 2 be accurate 2 the movie so pleaseeeee show it some love ! Literally just mean girls but then I take my own route & they fuck😇

C/w: Regina!Ellie & Cady!reader have secret sexy time but that’s later 😋. Ppl are judgmental but it’s mean girls what did you expect. Uhh Ellie curses a lot ig. Strictly lesbian reader. Allusion 2 reader masturbating to Ellie but no details. David is their classmate (still a pedophile) & Ellie breaks his finger😘! Ellie is VERY morally grey. SLOWWWW BURNNNN.

You as Cady

Ellie as Regina

Dina as Gretchen

Jesse as Karen

W/c: 5k

𓆟. ° .• .𓆝 .• ° . 𓆟 . ° .• .𓆞

“Here’s your lunch. I put a dollar in there so that you can get yourself some milk. Ask someone where to do that, okay?”

“Dad, I’m fine. I can find milk by myself.” You roll your eyes playfully at him.

Today was your first day of high school. Well, actually public school in general. You had been living with your parents in Africa until you moved to the US, and that meant no more homeschooling for you.

You wave goodbye to your parents as they drop you off. “Yeah, I’m not worried. High school is gonna be a fucking breeze.” You think to yourself, turning around to walk into the school and you almost run face first into a bus. You look back at your parents and you swear to god your mom almost had a heart attack.

Great start.

~

“Thank fucking god.” You sighed to yourself. Finally the first few classes were done, and you could eat. You thought it was weird you had to eat on a schedule now, you could practically have lunch whenever you felt like it back in Africa, just like the grazing animals.

You can finally relax, kick up your feet, enjoy some nice quiet you time and-

“Holyyyy shitttttt.” You slowly take your headphones off as you walk into the roaring cafeteria. This is seriously where they expect you to eat? Sounded more like 100 dying elephants to you. You scoff and slowly start walking around, watching all the people at each different table converse with one another. There’s so many different cliques, and it seems like they just get worse as you go deeper into the cafeteria.

You stop in the very center of the cafeteria. You’re in front of a table with three people sitting side by side, not across from each other. There’s an Asian guy counting on his fingers, a girl with her hair in a bun and a really pretty smile, and a girl in the middle. She has her hair in a sort of half up half down style, freckles all over her face, and the cutest fucking nose you’ve ever seen. She looks up at you from her seat in between them, and you two make eye contact. Your heart practically jumps out of your chest. You’re completely mesmerized by her, but unfortunately the beautiful stranger keeps you from looking where you’re walking, and you run right into a guy carrying a lunch tray.

“What the shit-“ he starts, but then looks up at you. “Oh damn. Never seen you before. The names David.” He reaches his hand out to shake yours, and you catch him looking down your low cut shirt. He makes eye contact with you again and smirks, “How bout you pay me back for my lunch that’s now on the ground. Come with me to the tech booth after school.”

Suddenly you hear a voice coming from behind you, “Ew. Fuck off, David. No one wants to hit that.”

You turn around and it’s the girl you had locked eyes with before. You manage to say “Uh, hit what?” worried you’d somehow manage to get into a fight on your first day of school.

“You fuck off, Ellie. I’m just bein’ friendly. Plus, I bet she’d wanna hit. You see the way she’s lookin’ at me?”

You look between the two of them, still trying to figure out what they want you to smack. “Sorry, hit what exactly?”

The girl named Ellie looks you up and down, slowly. You gulp. “Do yah wanna have sex with him? Yes or no.”

Your eyes widen and you shake your head ‘no’ vigorously, earning yourself a laugh from the cute brunette defending you.

“Kay, it’s settled. No one wants to sleep with you. Move along, David. Can’t believe you’re in the same grade as us and yet you still somehow manage to be a pedophile.”

He scoffs and walks away. You smile politely at her, and try to wander off to find somewhere to sit. However, you can feel her eyes burning holes into your back, or maybe your ass, and she suddenly calls out to you, “Wait. Sit down. How come I don’t know you?”

You look around, point to yourself and say “Me?” Then mentally slap yourself. Who else could she be talking to?

“Yeah, you. Sit down, babe.” She nods her head at the seat in front of her, the way you’ve seen guys do. You sit down. You’re not going to say no to anyone defending you on your first day of school. And you’re definitely not saying no to the beautiful stranger beckoning you to sit with her.

The other two people at the table don’t smile as you sit down, they just look at Ellie and back at you. Ellie repeats herself, “How come I don’t know a pretty girl like you?”

You’re caught off guard, blinking at her while trying to think of something to say. “Oh, I’m new.” You shift in the uncomfortable plastic seat. “I just moved here from Africa.”

She raises one eyebrow. You notice there’s a scar through it. “Huh?”

“I was homeschooled.”

She grabs the chain she’s wearing around her neck and starts fiddling with it. “Huh?”

Do people not know what that is? You try explaining to her, “My mom taught me at home-“

She interrupts you, putting one hand in the air in a ‘stop’ motion. “No, fuck, I know what homeschooling is, I’m not stupid.” She leans in closer like she’s studying you. “So you’ve.. never been to a real school before?”

You shake your head ‘no’

“Shut the fuck up.” She scoffs and looks between the two people by her side, “Shut the fuck. Up.”

“I didn’t say anything..” You laugh awkwardly.

“Huh. That’s so interesting. But you’re like…. real pretty.” She raises her eyebrows.

“Oh! Uh thank you.” You look down, trying to hide your blush.

“Ahh, so you agree. You think you’re real pretty?” Ellie has this shit eating grin on her face, and for a second you think she’s no better than the guy who was hitting on you.

“Oh, uh, I don’t know-“

“Wow!” Ellie’s eyes suddenly light up. “Love the bracelet you have. Where’d you get it?” She grabs your arm without permission and looks at your wrist. She rests her chin in her palm and looks at you with beautiful twinkling green eyes, waiting for you to reply. Somehow you didn’t notice her tattoo until just now. It’s really nice - ferns and what looks like a moth. Fuck, that’s hot.

“My uh-“ You swear you can’t speak. You’ve never had a stuttering problem and yet here you are tripping over yourself in front of the most enchanting girl you’ve ever seen. “My mom made it for me.”

“Ohmygod it’s just like mine!” The girl to the side of her finally speaks up, then giggles cutely, “That is soooo fetch.”

Ellie suddenly frowns. She turns to her side to face the girl and scoffs. “What the fuck is fetch.”

“It’s like slang! Uhm from Jackson.” She looks down, away from Ellie like she’s ashamed of what she just said.

“So if you’re from Africa….. why are you white??” The one guy of the group suddenly says, staring at you, almost like he’s disgusted.

“Holy fuck, Jesse. You can’t just ask people why they’re white.” The other girl scolds him.

“Let me talk to Dina n Jesse privately for like one second, would yah, dollface?” You swear she actually winks at you.

You gulp, and nod, looking around trying to avoid making any more eye contact with Ellie. She whispers briefly to the girl, who’s Dina, and then to the boy, who’s Jesse.

She turns back to you, “Alright, jus’ to let yah know, we don’t do this very often. So consider this a big deal, alright?” Ellie grins at you. You just nod.

“We’re inviting you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.” Dina chimes in, smiling widely.

You put your hands up, “Oh you don’t have to-“

“Fuck yeah. So I’ll see yah tomorrow.” Ellie interrupts you again. You really should get used to that if you’re going to spend more time with them.

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” Jesse winks at you and gives you a big thumbs up.

~

The next day you enter the cafeteria and Ellie immediately flags you over, making a ‘cmere’ motion with two fingers. “There she is.” She grins. She’s wearing a low cut tank top, a little pink cardigan and leather pants. The tank top has writing that says ‘a little bit dramatic.’ You smile to yourself, somehow it makes no sense and fits her perfectly at the same time. You look down at your own clothes, a simple button up pink shirt you borrowed from your mom and jeans. Suddenly you feel way less cool, even though you’re somehow sitting with the most popular kids in school.

This time, you’re sitting next to Jesse, with Ellie and Dina across from you.

“Yknow how many calories are in this? Doesn’t say.” Ellie hands you some sort of bar and you look at the numbers on the wrapper. 48/120.

“Yeah, that should be 40%.” You hand it back to her, but your fingers touch hers accidentally. There’s butterflies in your stomach again, you realize they’re the same ones from yesterday. You thought it was just first day jitters.

She stares at you and keeps her hand there a moment too long, before clearing her throat and saying, “Fuck it. I’m getting cheese fries.” She pulls her hand away and stands up swiftly.

Dina watches her walk away then turns back toward you. “So. Are there any boys you think are cute?”

You try to think of the first girl your mind remembers that’s not Ellie. “Well, there’s this girl in my calculus class-“

“Who is it?” Jesse interrupts you, and Dina’s eyes widen.

You clear your throat, “Her names Cat.”

“No!” They both shout in unison, and it actually makes you jump a little.

Dina actually fans herself as if she’s going to faint. You swear you’ve only seen that in movies. “Ohmygod you can’t like Cat! That’s Ellie’s ex girlfriend.”

“They went out for a year. She gave her the tattoo on her arm.” Jesse chimes in.

You try to hide the confused yet pleased look on your face when you find out Ellie likes girls too.

Dina continues, “Listen, any exes are off limits to friends. That’s just like, the rules… everywhere.” She crosses her arms and Jesse nods. “Oh, but don’t worry. I won’t tell Ellie what you said. It’ll be our little secret.” She smiles at you.

~

At the end of the day, you’re walking back to the parking lot, just thinking to yourself. Jesse seems probably the nicest, but he’s basically got no head on his shoulders. At least from what you could tell. Dina’s nice too, but there’s something off about her. Maybe because she’s closer to Ellie than Jesse? You felt like you couldn’t trust her entirely. And Ellie. Fuck man, she’s absolutely gorgeous. You can’t get her out of your mind no matter what you do, you stayed up later than usual last night thinking about her… but that doesn’t matter right now.

Suddenly, you hear a car beep from behind you. You turn around to see all three of them in a classy convertible, with Ellie driving. “Get in, fuckface, we’re going shopping.” you hear her say, and well, you can’t really say no.

Ellie’s like.. a hot masc bratz doll. You never had any dolls. Especially not bratz. Your mom hated them. She’d probably hate Ellie too, thinking about it.

~

You four end up walking through a mall, and there’s actually a lot of people from your school there. The three of them are just.. passing by all these cool looking stores. You haven’t had the chance to actually shop yet since you’ve moved, and you don’t want to feel any more alien than you already do, so you don’t ask Ellie to stop by any of them. You’re all walking side by side, but Ellie’s the farthest away from you. She points at a shop labeled ‘Spencer’s’ and whispers something to Dina. Dina laughs and has to hold onto Ellie’s arm so she doesn’t fall over. You feel your face grow red, and you’re surprised to see that you actually feel jealous. Whatever she said must’ve been really hilarious.

Suddenly, Ellie stops walking and holds out her hand. “What. The. Fuck.”

You look across the way and see the guy who was hitting on you yesterday talking to a girl who looks about 14.

“Holy shit! Is that David?” Jesse steps forward.

“Yeah. It fucking is.” Ellie crosses her arms and scoffs. “And look who he’s talking to.”

This time, Dina steps up, her jaw dropped. “You’ve gotta be fucking shitting my dick.” Even from knowing her only two days, you can tell she never cursed like that, so it must be serious.

“Dina, who is that?” You ask her.

She answers you, but doesn’t look at you. She just keeps staring at the scene playing out in front of her. “That’s one of the damn kids I babysit. Practically my own sister. And fucking pedo David is talking to her.”

“Wait, what makes him a pedophile?” You ask, looking between the three of them.

“He’s been caught talking to girls who are reallyyyy young. Like, even though he’s 17, that’s still fucked up.” Dina answers. “Not just normal talking too. Like, full on crazy shit. Keeps telling them they’re special.”

You shudder and turn to look at him again.

“Yknow. I wouldn’t be surprised if he turned out to be a cannibal too.” Jesse states and looks at you.

Ellie huffs, unfolding her arms, “Follow me.”

You three speed walk behind Ellie as she makes a beeline straight towards David and the little girl. Dina and Jesse are muttering about how they don’t think this is a good idea, which makes you curious as to what the hell Ellie’s going to do to him.

“Who’re you talkin’ to, David?” Ellie asks in a sing song voice, which actually makes her sound way scarier.

He turns around and throws his arms up, immediately annoyed at Ellie for ruining his creepy actions yet again. “What the fuck do you want, Ellie.”

She puts her hands on her hips, “Don’t make me repeat myself. Who the fuck are you talking to?”

Shit.. you really shouldn’t be thinking about this right now, but that was really hot. You glance at the girl and she looks visibly relieved she’s not talking to him anymore, which says a lot. Ellie and David continue arguing while Dina comforts the girl and tries to pull her away from the situation.

“Ohhhoho shit.” Jesse says and points to Ellie slowly taking a few steps back from David while she’s still talking to him, which makes him follow her.

“What’s going on?” You ask him.

He shakes his head, “Just watch.”

“Cmere, David. Pretty boy like you got nothin’ to lose.” Your blood would boil at what she said, but it’s pretty obvious she’s faking it. Well, obvious to everyone but him.

She beckons him to follow her into a small hallway which nobody’s paying attention to. If there was one thing about Ellie, it’s that she could get anyone to do whatever she wanted.

You and Jesse subtly walk closer to them so you can listen. David’s so entranced by Ellie he’s not paying attention to anything else.

Ellie twirls a lock of her hair around her fingers, looking up at him, trying to appear cute and innocent. “Yknow I thought they were all just rumors.. but, I guess it’s true.” She looks him up and down, and makes it obvious she’s looking at his crotch.

He smiles at her, “What?”

She pretends to think, and gently holds his hand with both of hers, “Hmmm..” She looks away bashfully. You almost laugh at how oblivious he is. “Oh, I shouldn’t say..” she eggs him on.

“Nah, quit playin’. Just tell me.” He’s actually grinning so wide, he looks like he’s in a candy store. Does he really think people are raving about his dick that much?

Ellie’s face falls flat in a second, “I guess it’s true that you’re a fucking pedophile.” And she swiftly twists his hand in one motion, and you hear a crack.

Your eyes grow wide and he yells and curses at her, falling to his knees on the floor. She just taps her foot impatiently, waiting for him to shut up so she can talk.

“You’re gonna go and tell that little girl’s parents what you were doing. Everyone saw you, and now everyone can hear you screaming in pain.” She actually laughs. “There’s no hiding now, David.”

He looks up at her and yells, “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL THEM!??”

“Tell them that Ellie is the girl who broke your fucking finger.”

And then she walks away.

~

Ellie drives the four of you to her house to hangout, you try texting your parents you’ll be home for dinner, but you’re honestly not sure. And it’s only Wednesday. As soon as you get there your jaw drops, this place looks like it’s out of a damn movie.

“Wow, Ellie. Your house is really nice.” You say, not looking away from it.

“I know right.” She smirks at you.

Dina leans in and whispers to you, “Make sure you check out her dad. Damn, he’s hot.”

You guys walk in and her dad immediately greats you. He’s holding a small chihuahua and it’s almost comical considering how big and muscular he is.

“Hey, Mr. Miller. This is Cady.” Dina motions towards you. He shoots you a little finger gun and puts the dog down.

“Jus’ wanna tell yah.. if yah need anythin’ don’t be shy, okay? No rules in this house. I’m not like a regular dad. I’m a cool dad.” He winks and turns toward Ellie, “Right, baby girl?”

She’s leaning against the counter. Her face is completely blank as she shuts him down immediately, “Please stop talking.”

Ellie leads you all upstairs to her massive ass room. You thought the outside was impressive, but this is crazy.

“This is your room?” You spin around.

Ellie sits down to take off her shoes. “Mhmm. It was Joel’s room… but I made him trade me.”

You take off your shoes too and look around. There’s pillows, posters, and pictures everywhere that are just adorable. You can see a selfie printed out of the three of them that Dina took.

“Hey, someone put on Take On Me.” Ellie says.

Ellie takes off her little pink cardigan. You don’t mean to stare, but how could you not? Her bare arms are so toned and defined..

She snaps you out of your trance, “Cady, do you even know who sings this?”

“Umm.. Weezer?”

She looks you up and down slowly. She sure loves doing that. “Ugh I love her. She’s like a martian.” She says to Dina.

Jesse walks over to a bookshelf and picks up a hot pink book. It’s the size of a photo album. “Holy shit, I forgot about this.” He laughs.

Ellie glances over to look at what he’s holding. “Damn. Haven’t touched that thing in forever.”

“Look at this, Cady. It’s our burn book.” Dina motions you over to look at it. “See, we would cut out pictures from the yearbook and write little comments.”

Jesse starts reading, “Abby Anderson has sex in boats.”

“Still true.” Ellie chimes in.

“Owen Moore is a fat virgin.” Dina reads.

Ellie snorts. “Still half true.”

She sighs and looks at you. You’re immersed in the burn book and yet, you can immediately feel her eyes on your skin. You look up at her. She has a completely different look in her eyes. Her stance isn’t as strong, she’s fidgeting with her fingers, and her eyes are glossy. She looks almost.. vulnerable.

You keep looking at her, puzzled, when she walks over to you and takes your arm. She’s gentle this time, opposed to when she did the same thing to look at your bracelet when you first met her. She leads you over to her ginormous closet. Dina and Jesse are still giggling at the burn book, they don’t even notice you two left. She steps closer to you.

“We need to get you some new clothes.” Ellie says. But her voice is lower and not as loud as when she usually talks. You try your best to control your breathing, you swear you could get off on just her voice alone.

It’s that weird stage or moment in time. Where you’re not entirely sure if the other person is feeling and thinking the same things as you. It makes you nervous, especially because you haven’t done this kind of thing a lot before. And especially because it’s Ellie fucking Williams.

She steps even closer to you. “Fuck. Needa help you out with clothes.” She mutters. You can barely hear her, she may as well be talking to herself.

She calls Jesse and Dina over with a few snaps of her fingers. “Can you two go make the four of us some drinks. Virgin margaritas.” She turns towards you. You’re just inches away from her face. You’re way too close. “Cady, what do you like?” She asks, making direct eye contact with you. “Lemon lime?” She asks, furrowing her eyebrows almost like she’s pouting, before you can answer her.

Jesse nods and heads out of the room. Dina gives Ellie a weird look, but pulls out her phone to look up recipes and follows Jesse downstairs.

You wait a few moments before you stop hearing footsteps on the stairs, then attempt to ask Ellie what’s going on, “Ellie, why-“

She cuts you off before you can finish, like how she always does. Usually it annoys you, but right now it’s different. Right now it means that she’s really the one in charge. She reaches up and fiddles with the collar of your shirt.

“Cmere, baby. I like you.. okay? You’re cute.” You weren’t sure if she was talking about you platonically or romantically. Her tone was so casual, like she was talking about what to have for dinner, and yet the way she was caressing you made your knees weak. Well, you weren’t sure until she pulls you in by the shirt and smashes her lips against yours.

You immediately gasp and whimper at the action, and become embarrassed at how inexperienced you are. But she fucking loves it, kissing you deeper and unbuttoning a few buttons at the top of your shirt. When she uses her tongue, it’s over. You moan into her mouth and your hands desperately grab at her. She laughs and you can feel the same shit eating grin she gave you when you first met her.

You break away, suddenly remembering that Dina and Jesse are downstairs and could be back any minute. “You sure they’re gonna be gone long enough?” You didn’t know how far she wanted to go… but you could guess.

She nods. “I’m sure. Between the two of them, yeah. Jesse doesn’t know how to make anything and Dina’s gonna spend at least 15 minutes making it perfect after she finds a recipe. Plus they’ll probably both spend another 7 or so minutes arguing wether they should really make it virgin or not. And my dads playing one of his shooter games. Trust me, having a big house comes in handy.” She leans in closer to you, “In any case, with how good I’m gonna make you feel, you won’t be lasting very long.”

And with that she immediately starts making out with you again. It’s sloppy and desperate and not something you would expect from Ellie. But this vulnerable side just seems so much more like her. You pull at her hair, and she fucking moans, the slutty sound sending heat straight down to your pussy.

You pull away again, and she looks up at you like she’s about to cry if she doesn’t touch you. You shakily nod and she bites your neck hard. Thank god you’re wearing a high collar button up.

“Fuck, Ellie.” You yelp, a little too loud, so she shuts you up by soothing the bite marks with her wet tongue. You whine for more, trying any way you can to pull her closer.

She hits a particularly sensitive spot, you gasp and open your eyes. You remember where you are, and look around in her closet. It’s a decent sized walk-in one. Everything’s sorted by color and style. Gorgeous shoes are on racks on the side. A nice fancy chaise is in the middle. You see a few name brand purses throughout. Between Ellie’s teeth and your envy for her life, you feel on fire.

“You always get what you want.” You seethe through your teeth.

“Shut your fucking mouth. Right now is about you.” She pulls away from your neck and reaches straight down to your jeans. She pauses, looking at you to ask for permission. You gulp, nodding to tell her you want her to. She unbuttons your pants and lets them fall down your legs just a little bit, to give herself better access to your panties.

She pulls those down too, and places two fingers to where you’re wet. She gasps, and you cover your face with your hands. “Shit, no.” She pulls down your arms with her non dominant hand, and quickly places a kiss on your cheek. “You’re not gonna hide from me, baby.”

You nod, swallowing. You can feel her making circles around you, wanting to push in. “Please, Ellie.” You beg. You’ve never sounded more desperate in your life.

With one swift motion she pushes two fingers inside you, and pushes you back so that you land against the wall. You gasp and are about to retort, but you accidentally cut yourself off with a moan as Ellie starts pumping her fingers in and out of you. Her other hand is up against the wall above you. You whimper as she picks up pace, this kind of stuff only happens in fiction. You don’t want to cover your face again, so you try turning away from her. She immediately grabs your chin with her spare hand and forces you to face her. “You better look at me when I’m fucking you.” She stares directly into your eyes.

You moan at how rough and fucking gentle she is at the same time. You don’t know why you’re surprised, but you can tell she wants you to enjoy this. Thinking about it, this actually doesn’t benefit her in any way. She’s not the one getting off. In fact, she’d be in major shit if anyone walked into the room.

With each passing second, she’s getting faster. Picking up her pace and making no attempt to be quiet, grunting in your ear. You look down and see her tattoo flexing as she uses her whole arm to fuck you.

“Yeah, you’re gonna fucking cum onto my fingers like you know what’s good for yah. Making a fucking mess on me, shit. So wet, dollface.” She mutters through her teeth. You knew she loved to talk, but she especially loves to talk when she’s making you feel so good.

Just a few more sentences and you’re coming undone, your legs shake and she has to hold your hip to keep you in place.

“Uuugh.. mm. ‘M gonna cum, Ellie.”

“Fucking give it to me.” She huffs out and curls her fingers up into you. Immediately white hot pleasure takes over you. You’re cumming on her fingers just how she wanted. She’s still holding onto you, making sure you don’t fall as she fucks you through your orgasm. She’s fucking magical, making your orgasm last as long as she can, until your eyes are rolling back and you’re whining that it’s too much.

You’re finally able to slow down your breathing and take in what just happened. God, that was good. So much better than when you fucked yourself to the thought of her.

Ellie brings the two fingers she used on you up to her mouth and sucks on them. She even makes eye contact with you until she’s done cleaning them. Your jaw was already on the floor. Now it’s 6 feet below.

You hear Jesse say “Fuck” from downstairs, so you quickly pull your pants back up and button up your shirt in a mirror. Ellie fixes her hair and walks out of the closet, meeting Jesse and Dina as they come into the room.

“She spilled one.” Jesse says, nodding towards Dina who’s holding a tray of now three margaritas.

“Are they actually virgin?” Ellie crosses her arms.

“For once, yeah.” Dina says. “So. Who’s not getting one?”

You practically march out of the closet, “I want it. I’m fucking thirsty.” You greedily grab the drink from off the tray and take a large sip. All three of your friends are staring at you, and you bring it down from your lips. “What! Trying on clothes gets tiring okay?” You whine.

“Fuck it. ‘S my house. I’m getting one.” Ellie says.

“And I’m not the one who spilled it.” Jesse sticks his tongue out at Dina, who rolls her eyes.

The four of you sit down on the couch in Ellie’s room. You’re sitting next to Ellie, she crosses her legs and puts her arm around you.

Dina and Jesse give her a look, but she handles it so smoothly, you swear she’s prepared for anything. “Fuck it, you’re officially part of our group now. Gon’ stay by my side longer than just the rest of the week.” She announces, lightly punching you in the arm.

Jesse holds up his drink, “To Cady?” He prompts, looking between you and Ellie.

She nods, holding hers out to meet Jesse’s. You bring yours up too. “To Cady!” All four of you say, and Dina squeals and claps her hands.

You look over to Ellie. She’s still holding you in her arm, she smiles softly, grabs your side and brings you in a little closer.

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[silverynight]

Shorts

The day Tanjirou's uniform gets torn into pieces... well, not all of it, just his trousers and thankfully not all of them, just enough for his thick thighs to be completely exposed.

Now that wouldn't be a problem in the butterfly estate; sure, a lot of slayers would be staring at him and drooling, but they wouldn't dare to do anything about it.

Sadly, all the hashira find themselves in the butterfly estate that day, which is, usually, a pain in the ass for Aoi, who has to deal with their nonsense whenever Tanjirou is around because they are ridiculously thirsty for him.

The moment she sees Tanjirou arriving at the estate like he's wearing shorts, her first instinct is to ask him to cover himself, but the butterfly girls are way faster than her and instead they start asking him what happened.

"Well... it was a bit weird," he says, scratching his left cheek as he chuckles. "The demon I was trying to fight was only aiming at my clothes. He didn't even try to hurt me!"

Aoi sighs as she pinches the bridge of her nose. Seriously, demons too?

"That's a very interesting story, but I think you should change..."

"Tanjirou!" Kanroji rushes towards him, followed by the others.

It's too late now.

"Are you okay?" Kocho manages to ask before everyone notices.

"Yes, it was only my uniform!" Tanjirou smiles, trying to reassure them, like he always does whenever he comes back from a mission and he runs into a Pillar or all of them.

He doesn't like when they worry about him, even though they do that all the time.

Shinazugawa is already drooling, because of course he is; Aoi is sure he's very tempted to bite one of Tanjirou's thighs, but he can't because he'd probably be stopped by the others, and he hasn't exactly told the redhead how he feels about him, even though it's pretty obvious.

They end up sitting on their knees in the backyard; Aoi is surprised the only thing they have done yet is to stare at them openly and somehow Tanjirou hasn't noticed that his legs are quite popular among the Pillars at the moment.

Himejima, who's lucky enough to be sitting next to the sunshine himself, accidentally moves his hand and it brushes over Tanjirou's soft thigh.

"What exactly happened to your uniform?" The stone hashira asks, and Aoi is sure, mostly because of the way his face turns slightly pink, that he's trying to distract himself.

"The demon tore it, but he didn't hurt me," he mumbles, smiling at the Pillars.

"Oh my!" The love hashira suddenly says, lost in her own thoughts. "Your thighs are so, so thick, Tanjirou!"

"Uhh... thank you, Kanroji-san," the redhead replies, a bit confused.

"Did I just say that out loud?" She asks, mortified, as her lovely face turns into a deep shade of red.

"I'm afraid so, love," Iguro nods, patting her on the back gently. "But it's okay. We all are thinking about it."

"You seem to have trained a lot lately," Tomioka manages to comment, staring at Tanjirou's thighs. "I think you should keep doing that, maybe add a few squats every morning to help you get... stronger."

"I will! Thanks for the advice, Tomioka-san!"

The water hashira nods, still staring; Aoi is suddenly glad she can't read their minds.

Tokito gets closer to the redhead, briefly breaking the circle; Aoi knows he's about to say something thirsty because somehow he's the worst of them, if she doesn't count the sound hashira.

"Tanjirou, your thighs look heavy, let me carry them over my shoulders."

"You're so kind, Tokito-san, but I'm fine!"

"FUCK OFF!" Shinazugawa growls, yanking the other Pillar away from Tanjirou.

"You look hungry, my boy! I'll bring you some food!" The flame hashira smiles before quickly running to the kitchen and taking a few onigiri for the redhead.

"He's right, you should eat. You need food to keep them... I mean, you, healthy! To stay healthy!" Kocho blushes and stammers, to Aoi's utter shock.

When Tanjirou finishes his food, he excuses himself and tells them he's going to put on a new uniform, to everyone's disapointment.

"Tanjirou, wait," Uzui stops him, eyes roaming all over his body shamelessly. "I think you'd look great with one of my wives' outfits, they have told me they're really comfortable to fight with. Don't you wanna try one? I can buy you something like that."

"You don't have to!"

"It'd be my pleasure," the sound hashira smirks. "Please, try it for me."

"Okay!" Tanjirou agrees, smiling at the Pillar.

"But you should try it in front of everyone," Shinazugawa cuts in. "Just so we can judge if it really works for fighting."

"That's a great idea! Thank you!"

Great. Another day of this... now with a more revealing outfit. Fantastic. Aoi is already feeling another headache coming...

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SKZ's Reaction to Your Drunken Confession:

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✨ skz x reader; drabble; flufffff

✨ word count: 2.2k

✨ warnings: mentions of alcohol only

✨ author's note: my first time writing for all the members!! just a baby stay, so hopefully my writing for each member will get better as i go along <3

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chan:

• you had become close after a few months of knowing each other. one day, when all the boys were out, he invited you over to talk and have a drink.

• of course you were elated to have some one-on-one time with him. it was hard to come by.

• you knew that if you wanted to take your shot, it was now or never. being backed up by some liquid courage was the push you needed to get it out.

• "i really like you channie... you know, as more than a friend," you smiled up at him.

• he blushed HARD, his face and ears turning a bright shade of red.

• he looked down with a huge smile across his face.

• all of a sudden he let out a few nervous laughs and covered his face with his hands.

• "don't say thatttt," he said sheepishly, still looking down. "you don't mean it."

• you brought your face a little closer to his, staring him in the eyes until he removed his hands from his face.

• "i'm serious channie. if you don't feel the same, then i understand. but i just- i had to tell you."

• he smiled widely again, letting out a tiny chuckle. he looked like he was on cloud nine.

• "you know, i really- i really like you too," he blabbered out, looking like a smiling fool.

• you locked eyes with him until he slowly got nervous and had to look away.

• still smiling, he grabbed the back of his neck.

• "so uhh, would you want to go on a date sometime?" his voice raised.

minho:

• you had known each other casually until you'd become friends with some of the guys and started hanging around more.

• after sitting in on one of their filming days, he had invited you to get a drink with him at the bar.

• "listen minho, i know we haven't really known each other long, but i think i'm starting to develop feelings for you."

• he said nothing, just stared at you intently like he was waiting for you to say more.

• "i mean, if that's weird then i totally get it, like please don't feel like you have to say anything to spare my feelings but i just had-" he cut you off.

• "shh shh shh," he looked down, giving you a flirtatious smile.

• he inched closer to you until his face was right in front of yours.

• "you don't have to explain anything," he grinned, sizing you up before leaning himself back again.

• he raised an eyebrow before asking cockily, "you're mine now?"

changbin:

• you had been getting closer to the boys for the past few weeks.

• one night, you all went out to play drinking games together. after the end of the third game, you needed to step outside to get some air and collect yourself. changbin volunteered to join you.

• as you swayed back and forth in the cold air, you playfully grabbed onto changbin's bicep, taking him back a little. you tried to angle yourself behind his body a bit to block yourself from the cold.

• he looked down, thinking you were just the cutest thing, a small twinkle in his eye.

• "you know binnie, i didn't know if i'd ever get the courage to say it, but i really like you," you said while resting your head on his shoulder.

• "wait no!" he pulled you off of him. "i like you too! i was gonna say it first!" he jokingly yelled.

• "wellll that's what you get for being a slow poke," you giggled.

• "no hold on, take it back so i can say it!"

• "ugh fine... i take it back." you rolled your eyes with a smile.

• he put a goofy grin on his face, leaning down closer into you.

• "y/n, honey, i really like you," he said in a teasing voice.

• he kept a straight face as best as he could and all you could respond with was a giggle.

hyunjin:

• you had been best friends with felix growing up.

• you finally got to come visit him in korea for a month. during that time, you got to know all of the members and formed a strong connection with hyunjin.

• on one of your last days, the kids had the day off, so felix decided to take you to a really cool, historic flower garden that was about an hour away.

• hyunjin and jeongin asked if they could tag along. partly because they'd never been, but also partly for the photo ops (you thought).

• one of the unique perks of the gardens were the wine, soju, and mimosa stands that set at every corner. the boys and you took advantage of every. single. stop.

• after being in the gardens for a while, felix and jeongin ran ahead to take a few photos for each other, wine glasses in hand, leaving you and hyunjin behind.

• he pointed to a small path off to the side, which you followed him through, giggling, until you reached a beautiful fairy garden, surrounded by glowing lights and flowers of all shades.

• you two were just walking around, sipping on the last of the red wine you'd just gotten.

• you caught him staring down at you, just briefly, before he looked back to the flowers in front of him.

• "you have really pretty eyes, you know that?" you boldly asked.

• he looked like he was going to blush and looked down with a smile. "really?"

• when he looked back up at you, something clicked.

• "yes, really... and if i'm being honest, i don't know if it's the wine talking, but i think the rest of you is really pretty too..." you whispered. you looked down to your drink. "i think i like you."

• you saw him turn his body totally toward yours and take a step closer to hover his body directly over your frame.

• he smiled down, reaching his hand to hold on top of yours over the glass. "i think i like you too."

jisung:

• you had been at the boys apartment, originally to help decorate for the holidays, since it was your favorite and they were all pretty shit at it to be honest.

• you decided to make a fun time out of it if you were gonna be ordering the boys around on what to do the whole time, so you blasted music and brought a wide array of snacks to munch on during the process.

• one of the boys had some left-over alcohol in the fridge and offered it up to the group to get the decorating party started.

• you had went down one of the hallways looking for some tape you knew was stowed away when you ran into jisung stumbling out of his bedroom.

• "hannieeee!" you threw your hands around him in a hug, teetering and trying to keep your balance. an all-too-happy grin spread across your face from having one too many drinks.

• "do you know where the extra tape is?" you smiled.

• "oh yeah, one second," he pulled away and stepped into his room, grabbing a pack out of a drawer.

• "ugh, you are a lifesaver," you winked.

• you could tell he was flustered from hearing it.

• "you should smile like that more. it looks cute on you," you told him, obviously flirting. your mind was drifting away.

• "oh yeah?" he got out, trying not to sound nervous but failing miserably.

• "mm-hm," you bit your lip, looking him up and down. "and if we're being honest... i really like you, jisung-ah," you giggled after leaning closer to him.

• "haha woah! i didnt expect that.. wow! i mean it's not like i havent been dreaming about this moment or anything haha," he said nervously, looking anywhere but at you.

• "do you want to hang out more after we're done here? you could come over," you playfully grinned.

• "i would love to! just let me get all these guys off my case."

felix:

• you offered to come to felix's place to help him bake cookies and brownies for the staff since you'd heard him mention it earlier.

• of course you couldn't show up empty handed (especially since he told you he already had all the ingredients), so you brought the biggest bottle of wine you could find. red and sweet.

• now with almost the entire bottle downed, the two of you were a giggling mess, but luckily almost done with the baking.

• you were both leaned against the counter when you noticed flour on the side of lix's face.

• "hold on, don't move!" you told him, slowly bringing your thumb up to swipe the white substance off of him.

• with the wine in your system, everything was slowed. while you moved your thumb, you caught eye contact with him, him reciprocating the big smile that was on your face.

• he didn't dare break the eye contact as you pulled your hand away.

• "you know, i think i could use more days like this," you told him proudly, leaning in ever so slightly.

• "oh really?" you could tell he was flirting, but there was a subtle shyness he couldn't hide.

• "really," your eyes grew big as they looked up at his. "i always have such a good time with you lixie."

• you smiled and blushed, looking down. you couldn't believe what you were about to admit. "i think i really like you."

• he couldn't help the cocky smile that came over him.

• "honestly..." he looked off. "i really like you too. i guess i was hoping that we could, you know, spend a bit more time together. but if you're sure about me, then i think that tells me what i need to know." he shot you an affectionate look and put his flour-covered hand over your own.

seungmin:

• you had gone with the guys to play around at the basketball court.

• well, watch them really. you knew you sucked.

• you all had a few beers each afterwards and were just shooting around and poking fun at each other.

• you and seungmin were off to the side, gathering some basketballs up to store them away when you both reached down for the same ball.

• you both ended up giving in, no one grabbing the ball, but both standing upright at the same time.

• your faces were within inches from each other.

• "woah," you said, backing up and smiling. you could tell minnie wanted to smile too.

• "what? too close for comfort?" he teased.

• "it's not like thatttt," you playfully pushed into his shoulder.

• he took a step closer and peered into your eyes. "okay then what is it like?"

• "stop looking at me like thaaaat," you blushed and looked down.

• "why?" he smiled and moved his face down so that it was right in front of yours.

• you didn't know what came over you, but the alcohol had set in. looking into his big puppy eyes, you couldn't help yourself anymore.

• "because i like you, okay?" you huffed.

• pleased with himself, he smiled and took a step back.

• "well, are you gonna say anything?" you asked annoyed, and honestly a little embarrassed.

• he let out a short laugh. "you act like i didn't know. i was just going to see how long it took you to say something."

• you looked up to see him smiling wide at you.

• "come here," he said, taking you up into a hug.

jeongin:

• the boys had thrown a bonfire with just some close friends.

• you and jeongin had been getting closer over the past few weeks, hanging out every few days.

• eventually the crowd started dying out, but neither of you noticed as you kept the amazing conversation the two of you were having on your respective chairs next to each other by the fire.

• the mules you had both been sipping on were getting empty, and once you both noticed, jeongin offered to get up and get some more for each of you.

• that's when you realized you were the last two there.

• you held your hand over his legs to stop him.

• "no innie, that's okay. i think we should call it a night soon. it's already-" you looked down at your phone. "jeez, it's already 3:30 AM."

• you could tell he looked a bit sad at the request, but he nodded his head along in agreement.

• "you're right, and we should probably get you a cab home." as he went to stand again, you kept your hands resting above his knees, not letting him move.

• "hold on.. innie? can i talk to you about something?"

• he felt his heart beat in his chest. he hoped nothing was wrong.

• "i just- things have been so easy with you... i didn't mean for it to happen, but i think i'm really starting to like you. as more than a friend. i hope that's okay?" you looked at him with your head tilted, hope in your eyes.

• "wahhh, you said it just like that?" he smiled in disbelief. "haha i was actually looking for the words to tell you too..." he looked down, blushing. the flames of the fire reflected off of his face.

• you sat in silence for a few moments as he contemplated.

• suddenly he smiled at you daringly, making full eye contact. "so does that mean you still want to go home?"

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[bloodyhunger]

Not to be fucking insane but I finally sat down to watch the summer Hikaru died and I feel like I’m going to be sick what the fuck. This post is literally just me screaming thoughts and theories and praise about the first few episodes.

Uhh spoilers under the cut for up to episode 2. It probably looks like I’m asking stupid questions or weird theories I need to pick up the manga it’s literally the top of my reading list but I got too excited and watched the anime first

First of the quality of the animation is beautiful. Every scene is artistic and well crafted. I sit there half in awe of the sheer artistic process of it all. Pure cinematography. Well thought out. The scenes are gently dragged out and even slow at times but it’s well paced to not feel poorly paced or boring. It feels real, somewhat calming, with an eerie edge to it all. Even at times nostalgic which pairs well with Hikaru’s experience of knowing all of the memories but never truly experiencing them.

The tone is masterfully set. It can jump from comedic and light hearted to unnerving and scary without feeling jarring. It puts you in the mindset of Yoshiki, the internal panic and flip flopping between the need to cling to a friend who’s now dead and replaced and the true reality of the monster that’s replaced him.

Yoshiki asking Hikaru whether he likes him and when he is told he does, he says Hikaru never said things like that before. Hikaru always loved him but never came outright and said it. Hikarus replacement feels this sentiment of love and care for him, and I don’t know if it’s because he took over the body and feels the real Hikarus emotions the same way, or if both parts feel their own kind of love and care, so he’s eager to fulfill that role

The designs of the creatures shown are really interesting I’m excited to see more of those

If Hikaru is able to kill others it makes me wonder what of power or ability he has over others. Evidently he can take over bodies and corpses, absorbing all memories from before almost like they are his own. However Matsuura died by her own hand in her mother suffocating herself so he must have some form of mental powers over others

The multimedia aspects are so well executed to me. Really completes the feeling of things being out of place or as they shouldn’t be.

The scene in Hikaru’s chest was very strongly a heavy metaphor for queer intimacy to me. reaching inside of your friends chest and rooting around from his abdomen to his throat and him telling you it feels good, to keep going, no one has ever touched him like this before. That was gay sex. Or otherwise sexual intimacy. It was a lucid experience to watch with my family. But the way it was executed is so.*

The constant bug imagery and parallels is so good, it’s consistent and it weighs heavy

Tanaka seems like such a different character but a well done one all the same

Why Hikaru went into the mountains is curious, as he did have the charm to protect himself with yet it seems like he had lost it or been separated from it. His conversations with his father revealing the creatures or only lonely and that they would go after the people he was close and that he must marry who he loved quickly to me implied that Hikaru went into the mountains to do something about it. He seemed so set on going there and that it was something important. He brought that head charm for a reason. And something went wrong. And now the thing that replaced him is going after who he loved, Yoshiki. He’s attached and he’s protective and that will drag him down alongside him. My theory at least. The pacing and story given works so well that it leaves so much blank to be filled in slowly. You can’t really be certain about anything because you’re left in the dark just as much as the main characters of the narrative are.

Sorry I’m rambling this feels cheesy or cringe I just feel like I’m going crazy and idk how or where else to put these thoughts because I haven’t forced my friend to sit through it with me.

This is the most made for me show I’ve ever seen in my life I don’t want to sound insane but this is already at top ten anime’s I’ve ever seen

*this doesn’t help this feels cater made to me that I’ve written queer intimacy scenes through reaction insides someone’s chest. And I recently thought about doing it again for another piece of media. It’s one of my favorite tropes(?) and concepts.

[thoughtfullyrainynightmare]

I'm not sure if you've done this one already, but I was wondering what your thoughts were for what love language Black Clover characters (whichever ones you can think of/have an idea for) might have.

Thank you ❤️

Hi! I think I have done some in various ask games over the years, but I suppose it's about time for a proper list! (Also my impression might have changed over the course of my time in the fandom; I really can't remember). But! Let's get to it

What is their love language?

Fuegoleon - His main (or should I say "mane" :P) love language is acts of service, but they're often accompanied with other gestures of love such as words of affirmation or a hug or a lingering touch, and quality time.

Nozel - Acts of service, gift giving and quality time. (He also does appreciate hugs and cuddles, but only in very specific situations and it takes a loooong while for him to initiate them)

Nacht - Acts of service. He's also bad with words of affirmation or affection. He is also very giving with his time when you need help with anything

Morgen - Words of affirmation! And acts of service. He is a proper noble gentleman who is not short on ways to phrase a praise.

Magna - Words of affirmation! This man will praise you to the moon and back, and back around again! He is also a cuddle bug and not afraid to show it

Zora - Acts of service but won't admit it. Also a big part of his love language is making you smile. He really just wants you to be happy

Charlotte - Acts of service. She is very clumsy with her words, and her pride gets in the way a lot of the times. But she will stick by you, and fight battles for you (even if she wouldn't need to)

Vanessa - Words of affirmation and advice. She will assure that she will be there for you no matter what it is, and she means it. (Also make overs, and spa sessions, so touches and quality time)

Julius - Quality time all around. He will include you into his life, because he wants to spend it with you and share the wonders of the world with you. And it comes with a healthy dose of praises and hugs

Marx - Quality time. This man is stretched so thin by his duties already, but somehow he finds a way to always make time for you (but he appreciates it a lot if you're relaxing together, just spending time together without a care in the world)

Dorothy - Words of affirmation when she's awake, and physical touch when she's asleep. She like to just feel you close when she's going about her day while asleep

Jack - Uhh... Sparring sessions? Including you into his interests and you sharing yours with him. Making you laugh. He knows he's a little crazy, but "you knew what you were getting in on :P" (yes he is a tease)

Yami - Words of affirmation and quality time. The quality time doesn't need to be anything extra special to him, because he is a simple man with simple tastes. But he just might take some of that together time to draw you a portrait of you (as a man who is in the top 5 in terms of art skills)

Mereoleona - Physical touch. She is a cuddler! Though she might not always look the part. She is a lioness in more ways than one, and wants to do things with you as well, so quality time is also high on her list.

Leopold - Words of affirmation and physical touch. But he is sure to be a gentleman about it. Also a big thing is making you laugh! He wants you to have a good time with him

Rill - Quality time! Which quite often might mean sitting around as the muse of his latest piece of art. But also words of affirmation, though they might be delivered as a poem

Yuno - Quality time. He's also not great with words, but he loves hanging around with you and just generally being with you. He sometimes also gives very thoughtful gifts.

Valtos - Acts of service. This man will dote on you. He just worships the ground on which you stand, but he also, in a weird way, wants to be cool about it? He would put it as something like "wanting to be useful" and a part of it comes from his past

Asta - Words of affirmation! Nothing spectacular, but they always come straight from the heart. And he will always be there for you when you need him. He's just... really really reliable

Finral - Words of affirmation, quality time, acts of service, physical touch, Finral has got it all. He is a charmer, but it's delivered with a kind of... cutesy hesitancy because his feelings are genuine and he's head over heels in love

Langris - Acts of service. It's the only way he has really learnt to act, to conduct acts of service, so that is his way of showing love. But he does open up a little bit with time, and gets better with words and physical touch, but even then it's mostly hand holding (especially in public; but he doesn't push you away)

William - Words of affirmation along with physical touch, and quality time. Being a captain, and not having had a lot of contacts while growing up, he is trying to give what he would have wanted to get. So words of affirmation and touch, as well as together time with the one he holds dear

Damnatio - Act of service and quality time. He is on a tight schedule. But he's putting in the hours of being a spouse too

Ryu - Words of affirmation, making you laugh and quality time. Ryu is someone who has his feet securely on the ground, and he has that aura of calmness and security. And he wants you to feel comfortable, secure and happy with you

[have-you-seen-my-sanity]

just a thought: medical reader ends up pregnant but she doesn't dare to tell the boys

love your writings, keep up the good work 😘

You're so sweet, blowing kisses back at you!!😘

Am I allowed to do it with a moon knight god twist? :)

Your choice

Steven Grant & Marc Spector x med student!Fem!reader

I have no clue if that's how the moon knight gods work or if Taweret even has such abilities ._.

Warnings/Triggers: Mature themes, pregnancy themes, interactions with Khonshu and Taweret. Open ended.

You were able to sweet talk Steven and Marc into letting you buy some 'girls stuff' at the store. One of those things was a pregnancy test. And since you're smart enough not to do it at their place, you ended up doing the test inside a public toilet. Your period was almost two weeks too late, and this lead you to buy the test. Of course you had to wait for the result, so you texted Steven you were coming a bit later because you had to go to another store. Thankfully you didn't had to wait long for the result. You glanced down, hoping it wasn't positive since you weren't even ready to have kids.

Positive

You sighed, running a hand through your hair as you bit your bottom lip hard enough to almost make it bleed. You began sweating from the realization. Leaving the restroom stall, you washed your hands and splashed some cold water on your face to calm down before leaving.

As you arrived back home, your hands were shaking a bit and you tried to ignore it. Steven was sitting on the couch, eating something and watching tv.

"I'm back!" you announced, holding up the bag with your things, trying to sound casual despite the news you had earlier.

Steven looked up, giving a tired smile. "Hey. Did you manage to get everything?"

"Yes." you smiled, trying your best to not act suspicious. "I'll go get something to eat if you don't mind." you didn't wait for his answer, you went to the kitchen, feeling a hunger for almost everything strike up in your stomach.

Meanwhile Steven let Marc front because he went to sleep. Marc joined you in the kitchen, wanting a cold drink. He walked past you, not noticing what you put on your plate before opening the fridge. As he opened the fridge he saw a good portion missing from the food, especially the fruit and sweet stuff they got a few days ago.

Puzzled, he turned to you. "Uh, honey?"

"Yes?"

"Did you-" As he walked over to you, he saw the plate you had filled with all the stuff that has been missing. "Oh damn. Jeez girl, you pregnant or why the raid on the fridge?" he joked.

Your eyes widened for a second. "No. It's my period." you lied.

"Oh." Marc simply answered. "Well uh, enjoy your... weird period fetishes." he snatched a fruit from your plate and made his way out.

That night, you spent the rest of your day in your room with the food, searching online for tips. You were internally praying the test was a false positive but on the other hand, your period being due for almost two weeks now had you in doubt.

For the next few days, you acted like you were on period, you didn't wanted to tell them. You didn't even know how they would react. One day after spending the day in your room, looking around online like some crazy maniac again, you remembered the god Marc and Steven had on their side. Maybe he can offer you some help? Heading out of your room, you saw Steven sitting at the desk in his study corner, reading something.

You walked over to him. "Steven? Can I ask you something?"

He looked up. "Of course, love." Steven smiled warmly at you, giving you his full attention.

"Is it possible to talk to your god? The old bird?"

"You mean Khonshu? Why do you want to talk to him?"

You bit your lip, glancing around nervously. "I uhh, need some advice from him."

Steven leaned back in the chair. "Advice? From a god like Khonshu?"

"Mhm." you nodded eagerly.

Steven let out a laugh. "Did you do something?"

You fiddled with your fingers. "No. I-I need to hear what other gods have to say for... for medicine."

Steven looked so lost. "From those ancient gods?"

"Yeah... they had different methods for healing and such. I need them... to study, you know?"

Steven let out a heavy sigh, leaning forward and running a hand through his hair. "Fine. I ask him, go into the kitchen and wait for him."

You thanked him and walked into the kitchen, closing the door behind you. It wasn't long before the room was covered in some black fog and finally Khonshu came into view.

"Hey there, captive little bug." Khonshu said in an amused tone, definitely not caring that you were kidnapped by his avatar.

"Hey Khonshu. Can I ask you something about uh- girly stuff?" you asked a bit shyly.

Khonshu sat down on the floor, crossing his legs. "Ask, bug."

"Can you use your magic to make me un-pregnant?"

Khonshu tilted his head slightly. "Oh. You're awaiting a small bug, yes?"

"Yes. Please tell me, I'm not ready for kids and I don't know what to do!" You replied with distress.

"We have a goddess. Her name is Taweret, goddess of women and children. She has such powers. But in order to meet her, you have to let me use my powers on you and you have to sleep after I did it."

"Thank god! Khonshu I owe you one."

Khonshu chuckled. "You're welcome, little bug." he said in a friendly tone, before he started using his magic on you in order to meet Taweret in your sleep. As soon as he was done, he just disappeared as fast as he came, not even bothering to say goodbye to you.

You left the kitchen, seeing Steven standing up from the desk and stretching his back. "How did it went? Did he annoy you?"

"No. He was pretty chill with me."

"Do you mind telling what you wanted from him?"

"I asked if he could..." you paused to think, coming up with making your period stop. "Make my period go away. Turns out he can't and it's just nature."

"Well, he's right though." Steven said, putting a book away.

"Anyway, I'm going to sleep. Good night Steven and good night Marc." you smiled, waving at him.

"Good night love. We love you."

Back in your room, you immediately got into bed falling asleep a few minutes after.

Suddenly you woke up, standing in the middle of a beautiful garden, birds chirping and the flow of water could be heard. Slowly, you made your way through the garden, flowers were blossoming all over the place, it looked very holy and so beautiful. As you ventured further, you soon came across a tall figure with their back turned to you. The figure must have sensed your coming and turned.

It looked like an Egyptian... Hippo?

"Are you Taweret? Goddess of women and children?" you asked carefully.

Taweret smiled, sweetly making her way towards you and extended her hand. "Hello fellow traveler. Did you look out for me?"

You shook her hand, nodding. "Yes. Khonshu brought me here. He said you could help me with... something..."

Taweret's tongue poked out to wet her lips. "Ah, Khonshu, the grumpy one who's acting like he's in bad mood every time?" she laughed.

You smiled, immediately liking her already. "Yes, that Khonshu."

Taweret smiled back, her ears flopping around as she did. "So, what is the 'something' that bothers you?" she asked politely, interlinking her fingers infront of her.

You took a breath. "I think I'm pregnant... my period is due for two weeks now and I made a test, the result was positive.."

"Oh. I understand. Do you want to carry a child?" she asked, her voice was filled with understanding and a bit of concern.

"I am not ready for a child yet... I'm even attending medical school... I haven't even thought about having a family yet..." You said, looking down.

"I see... you're still young and having a child needs some planning. I totally understand if you aren't ready. I had many woman come to me, you're not the only one."

"Can you do something?" You asked, your voice was trembling slightly.

Taweret nodded. "Yes I can."

"But what would happen to the child? Is it like... abortion?"

The Hippo shook her head. "No. Abortion kills the unborn. What I do however, will take the unborn out of you, and gift it to another mother who wishes to have a child." she explained.

"And what happens with the looks of the baby? Who will it look like?" you asked.

"Don't worry, the child will take on the looks of the last male a mother has slept with after it has been gifted to her."

"What will happen to me after you completed your 'gifting'?"

Taweret put her hands together. "In your case, you say your period is due, so when you wake up from your sleep, your period will start."

"I understand." you nodded, Taweret took a step closer to you.

"But after you agreed, there will be no turning back and you have to get pregnant again naturally."

Taweret took a breath and moved her hand close to your stomach, holding it there to look back at you.

"Do you wish for your child to be gifted to a mother who wants a child or do you wish to keep it?" Taweret asked, giving you time to answer.

"The choice is yours."

-

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

[blubushie]

any advice?

Uhh. This is very unspecific so I'm just gonna rattle off.

Always carry a knife on you. A simple pocket knife is good enough as long as it's sharp. Worst case scenario, you have a means of self-defence. But you're more likely to use it for other emergencies, like car accidents.

Always cut away from you. Always.

Don't drink downriver from the mob.

If you have cramps, soak the cramping part of your body in hot water. Cramping muscles? Hot bath. Menstrual cramps? Just lie in the hot bath for a few hours. Drain and refill with hot water as needed. This also helps if your hips hurt from endometriosis.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

If you drive a manual, buy a winch. If you drive an automatic, buy jumper cables and enough liquor to make friends.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.

Speak softly, but carry a big stick.

"Live fast, die young" doesn't work if you don't die young. Take care of yourself and your body. You get back what you put into it tenfold.

Speed's never killed anyone. It's suddenly becoming stationary what gets you. Drive carefully.

Closed mouths gather no boots.

Don't name anything you don't plan to eat. (You don't have to take that one literally. Think about what it means.)

Don't corner something meaner than you.

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge, but forgiveness isn't owed.

On that note: forgive, but never forget.

Better to be a has-been than a never-was. Don't die wondering.

There's never lived a horse that couldn't be rode and there's never lived a cowboy that couldn't be throwed. Stay humble and be ready to hit the ground.

Never hire the people you drink with.

Don't loan to family or friends.

People say not to bite off more than you can chew but the truth of the matter is that your mouth is a whole lot bigger than you think, and willpower does a lot to help you swallow.

Any time you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around.

Go after life like it's something you've gotta catch before it gets away.

Pain is just the other side of feeling good. Can't have the ups without the downs. But some aspirin goes a long way.

Solve problems like you throw cattle—dig your heels in on the big ones, and grab the little ones by the neck.

Don't always follow leaders—take your own path every now and then or you'll find yourself stepping in their shit.

The man that straddles the fence usually has a sore crotch at the end of the day, so don't spend all day on it. An hour or two of spectating the neighour's kid trying to troubleshoot his truck, though? Painless.

Drink your whisky with your gunhand to show good intentions.

Apologies go better with drinks, and even better with a meal.

Don't aim at nothing you don't intend to destroy. This doesn't just apply to firearms—words are weapons too.

It's better to be judged by six than carried by twelve. Invest in self-defence.

Superheroes aren't real, but everyday heroes are. The littlest things can make a difference. Golden rule.

If you're helping someone pulled over on a road, approach them from their passenger side. You're less likely to get hit, and you won't look as threatening.

Don't walk in roads at night, and always use the pedestrian crossing. As least if you get hit they have to pay your medical bills, and you can sue.

Dig before you shit.

Horses have bad days too.

Love your enemies, but keep your pistol loaded and oiled.

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. I'm serious—it doesn't attack his masculinity and he's less likely to get legitimately angry with you.

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

Die with your boots on (and, if you're my grandad, balls intact).

If you're gonna get a tattoo, wait a year. If it's your partner's name, wait three.

Trust your dog. He's got better instincts than you.

Always trust a mule over a horse. He'll find the best way around.

If it's winter and your engine bay is making weird noises, you can probably ignore them until spring.

Bravery without the presence of fear is just stupidity. You can't be brave if you're not afraid first. Fear is a reaction but courage is a decision.

Everyone thinks they're hot shit until they trip on their spurs.

Your actions speak louder than your words, and people often won't believe what they haven't seen. Make peace with that.

Your handshake is worth more than your signature. That said, get shit in writing.

Don't be afraid of fucking up. Good judgement comes from experience, and most of experience comes from bad judgement.

Sometimes doing something wrong is better than not doing anything at all.

The most important project you'll ever work on is yourself.

I don't believe in "once a cheater, always a cheater", because people do change in time and learn, but I will say this much: If they'll cheat with you, they'll cheat on you.

There's no point wasting time in hoping for a better past.

Your boss shits too.

Adults are just grown-up children. Not one of us knows what the fuck we're actually doing.

You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.

Don't turn your back on the bull until you're out of the ring.

[dellalalakang]

yjw: up first

masterlist | main masterlist

jungwon slowly discovers the pleasures that come with having a partner

contains: what they're doing is sfw! but it contains some spicy talk and some racy action. i guess it's 15+ 

oh hey guys.. what's up?

yjw

For the whole two years I (well, we) spent with Della, I have never once had any sexual thoughts about her. Not even when I heard the hyungs and her go at it like animals in heat.

I know Sunoo did, which is why he went ahead and did stuff after he turned twenty. We made a pact to not lose our virginity before everyone's an adult, and he took full advantage of the loopholes.

Though I don't blame him anymore, because I get it now.

I don't know what it is but a switch turned on. Everything seems different when you're twenty. Especially everything Della does.

"Kiss here?" Della pointed at the side of my neck. This is our first comeback since I turned into an adult, and they want kiss marks on our necks (excluding Niki). Incredibly suggestive and sexy. 

We were initially really against this, but turns out Della would be the one to leave the print, so I guess it's totally fine in the end.

But I'm up first and I've never had my neck kissed. I don't know why I'm so nervous. It's probably similar to a normal kiss, right? 

Right?

"Yup, just there," the creative director nodded. "Maybe have it slightly askew."

"Okay, understood," Della nodded, putting on a burgundy lipstick as the cameraman for our photoshoot sketch recorded her. The rest of the members were all watching from afar, trying to be subtle with how excited they are for their turn. "Ready, Wonie?"

"Mm," I stretched out my neck for easier access. "Della is gonna make a kiss print on my neck," I explained to the camera.

"We're all friends here," Della clarified. "This is just bros being bros," she said in English.

Yeah right, like Engenes (or anyone) is gonna believe that.

"It's just a print," I added, immediately holding my breath when Della's head moved close.

When it happened...

Yeah the kiss itself barely felt like much, probably because it was so short. 

Though as someone who doesn't understand what being ticklish is like, her breath on my neck left a weird sensation. I couldn't decide if I actually enjoyed it since it ended so quick. 

But I wanted more, I needed more.

"Like this?" Della asked the creative director.

"Uhh..." he stepped back and thought of it for a second. "It might be too sexy actually. It's a little too... suggestive– too grown up" he tilted his head. "Will buttoning up his shirt help? Jungwon, can you button your shirt?" from the corner of my eye, I could see the hyungs now openly staring at us.

"I think we have to discard the kiss idea and just switch to vampire bites," the creative director said. "Unbutton them to how it was before and I'll inform the makeup team of the change," damn, I hope the hyungs can control their expressions when the news gets delivered. "Please scrap this from the video," he informed the cameraman before walking away.

"I'll get going now," Della bowed her head and left to join the others.

"What happened?" I caught Sunghoon asking the girl. 

"The kiss thing is scrapped. We're getting vampire bites instead," immediately after, a chorus of 'ahh...'s were heard.

I barely managed to hold in a scoff. It's just one tiny neck kiss, what's the big deal?

If it's just one tiny neck kiss, then why are you wanting more?

Maybe it's good that I was up first.

"Hyung," I approached Jay as he was cooking. Deja vu. "Can I ask you something?"

"What is it?" I looked around to make sure no one was hearing.

"Is sex... that good?" what the actual heck, Yang Jungwon. That was not the question I wanted to ask. "I mean! Not sex! But like– l-like.. is there a reason why the hyuppas are so... horny..?" he let out a laugh and ruffled my hair before answering.

"What's got you thinking about this? Are you having dirty thoughts of Della?" I started to play with the sleeves of my shirt.

"The photoshoot yesterday was just... I don't know... Her breath on my neck like that... It just got me thinking," I shook my head. What is up with me. "Like you were all really looking forward to it and I wondered exactly why and figured it had something to do with... sex I guess?"

For God's sake, Jungwon. Do you know how ridiculous you sound? Your girlfriend left a PECK on your neck and now you're seeking advice from your experienced hyung.. again.

"Ahh, well I think that the intimacy of sex is like no other. The pleasure's great and all, it's basically like jerking off but better," he explained everything without halting his cooking. "The intimacy is what's amazing really. You know how good you feel when you make out Della? It's just that but tenfold."

That's... it? I expected him to go on and on about how life changing it is.

"Honestly I'm the wrong person to ask because I'm not as horny as the other three, but!" he stopped a bit to look at me. "I can tell you that you should start off slow. Based on your question, it seems like you've never even experienced neck kisses, and that is almost entirely innocent. You can just start off with that."

"I know that! I'm not gonna get into it and immediately ask for a..." I didn't know what the word was so I just mimed myself pumping an imaginary penis.

"A handjob?" ahh, that's what it's called.

"Mm! Anyway, I was just mostly curious as to why you guys are always getting at it," he raised his hands in defense after my point.

"Eyy, you should ask Della why her libido's so high too! It takes two to tango, you know– well... at least two in our case," ...gross. "–and for the record, the reason why we were bummed about the photoshoot's kiss cancellation was entirely out of possessive reasons like we just wanted to show off how we're Della's."

Well in that case, I'm glad that I went up first for the shoot.

'Just take things slow, Wonie,' Jay's advise was in mind as I approached Della's room. 'Start with neck kisses.'

Should I approach Della and be blunt about this? Should I just pretend like I'm going with the flow and vibe of everything? I usually go with the former but it's also usually never something racy.

I have to admit that I'm a bit envious of how her relationship with the other members have progressed. Our first kiss took place five months into our relationship, and it was only about a year later that we began to include tongue. We're progressing so slowly that even Niki is moving faster. Way faster.

I think I had this preconceived notion that things like french and neck kisses were sexual acts, and I learned very late that it isn't (always) true. Jay said that it doesn't have to be if they're gentle and doesn't contain any provocative intentions.

Well... what should I do? Do I have provocative intentions?

Am I thinking about this too much? Should I just ask her like normal? Is it too weird though? What if she thinks I'm lame? Does she already think that way becau–

My anxious thoughts were cut short when the door suddenly opened to reveal the devil herself.

"Jesus! 깜짝이야!" Della jumped and placed a hand on her heart. [kkamjjakiya = i'm sure you all know what it means because of jake]

"Sorry! Sorry!" I held my hands up in front of me. "I didn't mean to surprise you, I was gonna knock!"

"No, no, it's fine," she leaned against the door and let out a breath. "What's up?"

"Were you planning on doing something?" please say no, please say no.

"Just wanted to get some strawberry milk, but that's it," oh thank God.

"Can I come in and just chill? I miss you," she let out a smile before coming close to give me a peck.

"Of course, Wonie. I'll be quick," is it just me or does she want me in a different way? Her eyes are looking a little different.

Damn, I guess Sunoo wasn't kidding when he said that everyone has a bit of delusion mixed in them.

As I was left alone for two minutes, I came to a quick conclusion that I should.. start it off? Maybe I should kiss her neck first.

"You're in the mood to cuddle, darling?" Della took a long sip from her drink and joined me on the bed.

"Mmm," I closed my eyes, wrapping my arms around her.

"Do you wanna watch something?" I can feel her gaze on my face as her fingers played with the hair by my nape.

"No," I opened my eyes to stare into hers. "I wanna kiss you though," was that too blunt?

"Eh? Do you wanna try something?" darn... she knows me too well.

Your cover's blown, Wonie. Just come clean.

...nah, I'm just gonna kiss her.

I didn't answer her question and just connected our lips together. Her mouth tasted of the strawberry milk she just drank, and her lips were a bit slick from her lip oil. 

But yet again, the kiss is going slow like it always is. It's usually how I like it but I'm over it now. I want more.

So I decided to take charge.

I gently pushed her on her back and got on top of her, deepening the kiss and adding tongue. I could feel Della hold her breath for a bit, possibly taken aback from the shift.

This is also a first for us. The only time we've ever hovered the other was for performances.

My hands went from her waist to the sides of her face, really getting into the kiss. She hummed and brought one of her hands to my cheek while the other kept their grip on my hair.

Here goes nothing.

I slowly pulled away and immediately started pressing kisses down to her neck.

From what I've observed (mostly from Heeseung), I'm pretty sure that her 'sweet spot' is located under her right jaw. Otherwise why else would they constantly target the same spot over and over again.

I'm not really sure what makes this spot so sweet and I'm also unsure why everyone's is different. I'm guessing it means the person's ultimate pleasure point.

When I reached it, I started to just gave out small pecks which eventually turned to normal kisses.

I could feel that the vibe was a bit awkward based on how tense Della was. It was as if she didn't want me to kiss her neck.

"Wonie– darling," she pat my shoulder. "Give me a second," but before I could fully pull away, Della had already used her strength to flip us over so she was on top. "Lemme try first," and then she attached her lips to my neck, just like that.

She started leaving open kisses from my Adam's apple and slowly travelling towards the right side of my neck. I didn't realise that I was holding my breath until I breathed out when she reached a certain spot.

Again, I'm not a ticklish person by any means but I'm guessing that this is what it feels like.

But it feels amazing. It's what I imagined having your neck scratched as a cat would be like.

It's really, really nice.

Without even realising it, my throat let out a small moan while my body just stayed frozen in place, unable to fully comprehend what was happening.

She relaxed her posture and focused on that one spot, tilting her head to kiss deeper.

I began to let out soft moans after moans as her tongue swirled around the skin. 

"A–ah!" I hissed when she started sucking lightly. "Lala," I start to notice my stiff hands and brought one up to her hair.

"Do you like that, Wonie?" she whispered against my skin. Fuck me.

"Yeah," I breathed out, caressing her hair gently.

"Was this what you wanted to try out?" she giggled in between her kisses. I felt her mouth and tongue circling their way around the area. She wasn't in the exact same spot as earlier but the ticklish feeling was still there.

"Mm," I held my breath as she began to suck some more. I heard her let out a low chuckle.

"Cute," no fucking way.

I immediately placed my hands on her back to turn us over again. Her lips automatically detached themselves from my neck and the surprise was clear in her eyes. Especially when I pinned her hands beside her head like they do in the dramas.

"I'm not cute," I pretty much mumbled. 

I caught a glimpse of myself on Della's mirror and quickly did a double take at the sight.

"Oh my God," I whispered in English, stretching my neck to get a clearer look at the marks she left. This actually happened and is actually happening.

"They'll fade away in half an hour or something. I didn't suck too hard," Della bit her lip.

"Thirty minutes, huh?" I looked to the mirror again. "Now that you've taught me, I guess I can suck a bit harder," I turned back and stared into her eyes.

"Gotta make sure the members know what happened."

I'm really glad I was up first for the shoot.

please i hope my creativity is back and is willing to stay

bonus scene in my first acc!

taglist: @duolingofanaccount @lalalalawon @clar-iii @deafeningballoonpeach

[takiberry]

Nasty | Asakura Jo

[ this part contains smut of asakura jo of &team, if you are uncomfortable with such do not proceed. ]

WARNING: fingering, car sex, exhibition, jo is more on the quiet side and has a fat cawk, harua’s watching lol 💭

PAIRING: JO x READER.

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“uhh.. are you comfortable?” jo asked you as he shifted a bit to fix his position, you gasped when you felt him brush against you, nodding slowly at him as you kept scrolling through your phone, you took out the other airpod from your case and handed it to jo, who looked a little confused before putting it into his ear. “what are we gonna listen too..” he asked, his soft voice sounded like heaven to you, it’s crazy how unreal he looked up close, you’d be lying if you say you wouldn’t let him hit it. “oh uh.. nasty by ariana grande..” you replied back to him as you turned on the song, turning off your phone to set in the cup holder next to you and jo, before shifting on his lap a little, he sucked in a breath before holding you still , a little confused as to why he did that, you attempted to shift again, his grip tightened before he held you down on his lap. “don’t.. don’t move.. please..” he said quietly as if he was holding back on something, it clicked when you felt something poke at your inner thigh, making a face of realization. luckily the car was dark and everyone was asleep with their music blasting in their ears. ( or so you thought. )

“are you…?” you asked to make confirmation, jo felt his face heat up as he mentally cursed to himself. “uhm.. yeah.. i am, sorry if it makes you uncomfortable..” jo started to ramble a bit, afraid that you’d think he’s weird, you shook your head and pressed yourself against his bulge, causing him to hiss a bit. is this really gonna happen? jo kept thinking about it and how you both might get caught in the act, fortunately the drive home was two hours so time wouldn’t be a problem. but jo kept thinking about how one of his friends could just wake up at any moment and catch you in the act, for some reason he didn’t mind if someone were to catch you or watch, it just turned him on even more. jo’s hand found its way up your skirt as his fingers pushed your panties to the side, teasing them against your folds, he doesn’t care about the fact you’ve known each other for a short while. one thing he knew is that he wanted and needed you. bad.

his fingers kept teasing against your folds before he slipped two inside you, chuckling darkly at how you gasped, about to moan before his free hand came in contact with your mouth, covering it to prevent you from waking anyone. “we can’t have you be loud.” jo said as his tone was dark, pumping his fingers in and out of you at a quick pace, he thanked the heavens that nobody could hear, the aircon blowing its’ loud air along with some semi loud music plus his friends wearing earbuds, or so he thought all of them were wearing earbuds. little did you know that harua was right next to jo, no earbuds and was wide awake, and was completely watching you and jo. harua felt it was wrong to watch but he couldn’t help it, what was happening in front of him was sending him into a frenzy. his hand finding itself in his shorts and palming at his own cock. surely jo wouldn’t mind if harua got off to this, right? not like he even knows he’s awake anyway.

jo kept pumping his fingers at the same pace, lifting you slightly to slide his shorts down enough to pull out his own cock, he pulled out his fingers and licked on them as he placed you onto his cock, not pushing himself in just yet, he wanted to get your juices on him first. placing his hand back onto your mouth, he holds your hip with the hand he had just licked clean, making you grind against his cock. the feeling had him tilting his head back with a sigh, his eyes squeezing shut as he made you grind down on him faster, feeling your juices coat his cock perfectly. harua nearly choked on his moan as he watch how easily your folds just slip against jo’s cock, his hand now past his boxers, and around his cock, pumping at it slowly, jo lifted you up slightly with his single hand, removing the hand covering your mouth to help push his cock inside your pussy. you gasped and moaned out only for it to get quickly muffled by jo’s hand yet again, he gave you a look and fully pushed his cock inside you. the feeling was amazing, it felt as if he was made for you.

jo looked at you for confirmation to start moving, you nodded at him and it was lik something snapped right at that moment for him, he started to snap his hips up into you, the feeling of his cock being buried deep in you had him going insane, all morals of anyone seeing or hearing you flew out of his pretty little head. his head thrown back against the seat as he repeatedly fucked his cock into your hole as if it was his fleshlight, harua pumped his cock faster as he watched, his breathing getting a little heavy as he attempted to keep quiet as to not get caught by you both. your moans were kep muffled against jo’s large palm as his thrusts got more powerful, caring less that the wet sounds of his cock fucking itself into you and the skin slapping could wake someone. he gently pushed you up against the back of the seat in front of you both, lifting your skirt as he watched his cock disappear in you. harua choked yet again on a moan as he saw, his hand staggering as he basically fucks himself with his hand, imagining how it’d be like to be in jo’s position.

jo kept fucking cock into you relentlessly, his hand holding you up slightly just so he can continue watching how his cock disappears inside you so swiftly, his heavy breathing driving you insane. two guys in one night was overwhelming already, and who knows what’ll happen after this. will they still talk to you or will they act like nothing happened? those thoughts slipped your mind as you felt his thrusts get sloppier, signaling that he was close and you were too, you wanted to almost scream out his name for how good he was fucking you despite being in a car. unbeknownst to you that harua was still furiously pumping at his own cock at the scene, his head tilted back and quiet heavy breathing, oh how badly he wanted to be in jo’s position. jo buried his face into your back, his thrusts getting more sloppy and staggering before releasing his cum in you, causing you to break and cum all over his cock.

you both breathed heavily as jo pulled out, pulling your panties back to its original position, trapping his seed in you, you shivered and leaned against his chest after he pulled his shorts back up. harua had already came in his hand, quickly cleaning himself up with his sweat towel before acting as if he was sleeping the entire time. jo fell asleep with his head on your shoulder before you fell asleep along with him. you would definitely do this again.

and you probably will, but it won’t be with jo, for now at least.

🍊ONE MORE HOUR | BYUN EUIJOO

🐰DEEP | SHIGETA HARUA

🐥 SEXTAPE | TAKAYMA RIKI

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[arc-misadventures]

The Beach: W

Jaune: Ughh… Another pervert blonde girl… I’ve got enough of them back home, I don’t need to deal with that shit here!

Weiss: You don’t need to deal with what?

Jaune: Ahh?! Oh hey, Weiss… (Whistle~!) I expected you would wear a white bikini, but that black really makes you stand out more. It really compliments… you…

Weiss: O-Oh… thanks…Ahem! So, what were you grumbling about?

Jaune: Ahh, yeah. Yang told me about her kinks…

Weiss: She told you about your kinks…?

Jaune: Yes… and, apparently I’m the target of her… fantasies…

Weiss: What fantasies…?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Do you really want to know?

Weiss: Sure, why not; I could use a good laugh.

Jaune: You’re funeral. Yang has a brother complex.

Weiss: Really? That’s interesting. And, I take it that you’re the, ‘big bro?’

Jaune: Or, ‘little bro.’ I have enough of this shit with my siblings, I don’t need my friends giving this shit too.

Weiss: Really? Well, considering, Yang’s familial history I would have suspected she would have a ‘mommy kink.’

Jaune: I could have bought that. Well, at least it’s not as weird, as Ruby’s tentacle kink.

Weiss: Ahh yes, Ruby’s particular… interest… She swiped my credit card to buy some of that filth.

Jaune: Ouch.

Weiss: ‘Ouch,’ indeed. Explaining that to my father was certainly… taxing.

Jaune: Ha. You probably couldn’t have gotten out of it by saying you have a daddy kink instead.

Weiss: I don’t have a daddy kink.

Jaune: You don’t?

Weiss: No I do not.

Jaune: Really? Thought because of your father, and lack of familial loving, you might…?

Weiss: Certainly not! My father would have turn me off to men entirely because of how he treated me, and my family. But, developing a father kink because of how he treated me… That is such a revolting thought.

Jaune: That’s… That’s a good point… Why didn’t I think about that…? I’m sorry, Weiss. I shouldn’t have assumed anything.

Weiss: It’s alright. It make sense from a certain point of view.

Jaune: So, if you don’t mind me asking, what do you mean by, ‘Turn me off all men?’

Weiss: Ahh yes, that… Well, for a time I thought all men were like my father, and I did not want to date a man like that.

Jaune: Smart choice.

Weiss: So I was put off by men, or the very least, those kind of men. However, because of my father… I indirectly developed my… kink…

Jaune: He did?!

Weiss: Because of all the vile, underhanded things my father did, he developed a number of enemies. Said enemies often said they would do various things to my family… things that I didn’t understand what they we’re talking about, until I look into them. And, swiftly fell down the rabbit hole…

Jaune: Okay…?

Weiss: I mean… The thought that some random man would grab me, gag me, and violate my body with his searing hot rode… Oh gods~! Those thoughts are so invigorating!

Jaune: Uhh… what?

Weiss: My hands bound behind my back, my mouth gagged, stifling my cries while I was taken roughly from behind. My cries for him to stop slowly fade away as I desire him to ravage me even more, even harder~! Ahhh~!

Jaune: Y-You like being dominated?

Weiss: Among other things. Being trapped, and unable to move as I am used like an absolute toy for their pleasure, and my pleasure. Me on my knees with someone holding my hair as they force me to take their co…?!

Jaune’s hand quickly went over, and covered, Weiss’s mouth to stop her from talking. An action he instantly regretted causing him to remove his hand from her mouth because of, Weiss’s rather unique reaction to it.

Weiss: (Mmmmm~!)

Jaune: D-D-Did you just moan?!

Weiss: Yeah~! Could you do that again~?

Jaune: N-N-No?!

Weiss: Oh please! You’re the only one I would do this with!

Jaune: You want me to… D-Dom you?!

Weiss: Yes! Make me your absolute bitch! And, do whatever you want with me!

Jaune: That’s it! I’m leaving!

Weiss: If you grow a beard, I’ll develop a daddy kink for you instead!

Jaune: AHHH!

[luciferlightbringer]

Talk to Me

Chapter 5

I am so sorry this took so long, con really took it out of me but now there we are!

Lucifer x Fem Fallen Angel Reader Word Count: 3k CW: Angst, trauma, trust building, slow burn, enemies to lovers(ish?), curiosity, care

Chapter 4|Chapter 5|Chapter 6 In Progress

The next couple of days you spent decompressing and taking care of yourself before the next time you had a talk day. You realized you would need to be careful with yourself when it came to doing this, or else you were going to get too overwhelmed with all of the new ways you were exploring pain and suffering with people. You were also trying to think of a better thing to call these meetings. Emotional support sessions maybe? That sounded at least a little more structured.

Earlier in the week, Charlie had asked if you needed anything for your work, and you had thought a sign to show when you were taking people for your door would be nice. Charlie got excited and ran off, later that same day she came back with a sparkly sign with pretty designs on it, one side said “Talk to Me” and the other side was blank and had a button, and in pressing the button, that back side could switch between things like “Session in Progress”, “Off Duty”, “Please Knock”, and other things.

You smiled and hugged Charlie to that her, then you put the sign on your with “Off Duty” up.

Now that it was the day of your next set of Emotional Support Sessions, you flipped it back to “Talk to Me” and nodded proudly before going into the room. This time, you did not have to wait as long before Angel can up to your room and walked in. You went to change the sign to “In Session” before beginning with Angel. Angel sat and talked with you for about an hour, going into more details about his relationship with Val, and how he got there. Bringing up more how he lived in a time where he was not allowed to be himself and was forced to do things he hated, and how here he is at least able to be out in hell as a gay man and express himself how he wants.

As you were talking with Angel, Lucifer was up in his Apple tower part of the hotel trying to get up the courage to talk to you. It wasn’t you he was nervous about, it was talking about what had happened, he had that wall up for so long he didn’t even know where to start. And he was afraid of it opening the floodgates for him. He felt tears well in his eyes just thinking about some things, he fought back the tears, shaking his head.

No, I need to not run away from this, Lucifer thought. Then his thoughts drifted again to you specifically. Who were you? Why did he get this nagging sense of familiarity from you? He really needed to work through this fog so that maybe he could figure that out, or he could just ask you… Would that be weird to just ask? He would have to think about that.

An hour later he was prepped as much as he could be and headed down to your room, to see the door open with the sign shining with his daughter’s handwriting welcoming him in. He smiled at the sign gave a quick knock on the doorframe.

“Good morning” he said gently. You turned around at the sound of his voice and bowed.

“Your majesty” you said.

He waved a hand “Please, just Lucifer. Is… now an ok time?”

“Ya! Let me just go get Vaggie and…”

“I also have the ability to be the silencing spell. If that would make it easier,” Lucifer offered. You stiffened a little. The idea of Lucifer using any magic on you made you feel a bit nervous.

“I uhh… thank you. But uhh… I just wanna keep the wording consistent for everyone and… she has it down so I’ll just get her.” As you called for Vaggie, Lucifer couldn’t help but feel a little rejected, but he tried not to take it personally. He didn’t push the matter.

Vaggie came up and smiled to see Lucifer I’m ready to talk to you. She cast the spell and then gave him a quick “I’m proud of you” squeeze on his arm before leaving. You and Lucifer both looked at each other for a moment, then Lucifer looked away.

“I uhh… haha. I’m sorry, I’ve never done all of this before,” he said looking away from you.

“It’s ok, I figured this was not something that people had here. A safe place to talk about anything, I’m also just trying to figure it all out,” you smiled, studying him in all his nervousness, another side of him you never expected from the great fallen deceiver, the King of Hell.

“Did you do stuff like this ever on earth?” He asked.

You were surprised by the question, “why do you ask?”

Lucifer shrugged, “I don’t know, I know this time is supposed to be about me but I can’t help but be curious about others sometimes. You don’t have to answer that…”

You thought for a moment, “This type of thing was… an element of what I did in the past, I was more like an aid or a right hand man. I’d listen, give support, do what was asked.” It wasn’t the full truth but it wasn’t a lie either, you were trying your best not to lie to anyone.

Lucifer nodded and started to sit down, “Ya, I get that, I used to have someone like that when I was still a seraphim. Someone at my side. Although… I felt like they were just there to watch me and to try keeping me in line. I don’t remember anything about them… especially because I was sneaking off to Eden so much to see…” his jaw tightened before her name could escape, it was still to painful to even say her name.

“Lilith?” You added gently as you sat across from him. He nodded blankly. “Maybe we can start there? At the beginning?”

Lucifer took a deep breath, “I might not get through the story all in one sitting. It… it’ll probably be too much.”

“I don’t expect you to,” you replied gently.

Lucifer took another deep breath and started to fidget with his cane, before looking up at you.

“Ok uhh… well… I was once an angel, a seraphim. We were angels with… greater powers, not like the Elders or Archangels but more than the others. I… created things, I loved making others laugh and smile, I had so many ideas for Heaven, and Earth… but the Elders did not like any of them… There were certain… limitations that we had… but I was never told why, was never told what the issues were with my ideas, only that they were bad and should not be thought of.”

“What kind of ideas?” You asked.

Lucifer perked up a little, “Wait, you want to know what my ideas were for Heaven and Earth were that they did not like?”

You nodded. Lucifer thought, he hadn’t thought about that in a long time, and no one had asked him that besides Lilith.

“Well… sometimes it was little things like animals… ways that humans could interact with the life around them… I thought it would be easier if animals could talk… maybe start off with more than just two people… have there be more choice for them… a lot of it was just kind of around communication between levels. About feeling equal, we could do almost anything as angels, and I wanted that for humans too, I wanted us all to talk to each other, for humans to be an extension of our Heavenly family, be able to talk to God and the Elders. And most importantly… to be able to do whatever we wanted to make us happy…” Lucifer folded more into himself, “That’s where everything went wrong.”

“What happened?”

Lucifer sighed, “Well… not wrong exactly, but that’s when my fallen essentially started. “The great deception” I think they called it. They created the Earth without me, they wouldn’t let me touch it at all, which hurt but I understood, I just wanted to see it. I snuck down to Eden and I found all of the animals, I found ducks for the first time, and I found the first man and woman, Adam and… Lilith…” Lucifer sighed and shook his head and took another deep breath before continuing. “They… were interesting to watch, I watched from afar. I never intended to get involved, but I saw how much Adam ordered Lilith around and it made me so sad for her.”

“Wait, he ordered her around?”

“Ohhhh ya, I mean, he was like “In charge of Earth” as the first human, but so was Lilith, and he just bossed her around! I watched him argue with her over how they needed to put the leaves back on the trees when they fell, even though they are supposed to fall! They couldn’t agree on how to take care of the animals. I mean… I understand that it was a big responsibility and stress, but he never wanted to work with her! He always had to be the one calling the shots and… heh… that’s just not how Lilith works… she is creative, a dreamer, bold, smart… beautiful…” He drifted mentally into those first few memories of Lilith seeing him, how they would sit and talk for hours.

You sat patiently as he thought, surprised but also now not at the way he spoke about Lilith.

“Lilith had enough one day and ran from the garden. I was worried about her, so I followed, I found her crying. Again, I never meant to interact with her, but she saw me, and called for me… I had seen angels for thousands of years, but there was no one like her that I had ever met. She saw the corruption of the system that had been built around her, she had wants and dreams, she wanted to be able to do whatever it was she wanted, and I wanted that too. Also, she had the most incredible voice. Oh how I could hear her sing forever, she’d sing just notes, sometimes she would sing about her frustrations, her joys, her sorrows… and… eventually… about her love for me… I didn’t expect to fall in love with her… but I did… she did… it was beautiful… I still remember her song…”

He lifted up a hand and conjured and orb of golden light that played a melody. He listened to the melody for a moment, and then he quietly started to sing “My Lucifer, my Morningstar on high, there’s something that I’ve been dying to say, more than anything…. More than anything… need you to know I love you more than anything… more than anything…”

The further into the line he sang, the more his voice crackled with tears, but it was still so beautiful. At the end he let the song fade and tears were pouring down his cheeks, his head tipped down so that his hat covered his face. His crying got harder and harder, he clenched his hands into the fabric of his pants.

“Lucifer?” You asked softly.

“I didn’t want anyone to get hurt! I didn’t mean to go down and cause trouble!” His hands turned more into claws, his tail and horns emerged, his eyes turned red. He was terrifying, but not in the way you had expected to be terrified of him. This rage was not at you, it was at himself.

He looked up at you, “I just wanted to be free! I wanted everyone to be free! Also who puts the tree of knowledge right in the middle of the damn garden?! It was too easy, we didn’t want to hurt Adam, and especially not Eve! We just wanted them to know and to have free will like how we wanted it! We didn’t make her take it… But then in the end, it’s all my fault! Everything is my fault! Evil, Hell, sinners, my daughter and wife leaving me, my daughter having to fight Adam and heaven! None of this would have happened if I had never existed!”

At this point, your body moved without thinking, as you closed the space between you and Lucifer and you enveloped him in a hug, a tight grip that you knew he could tear through if he wanted.

Your hug made Lucifer stop in his tracks, he felt your warmth around him and he melted into it, wrapping his arms back around you. You felt his horns and tail start to retract as he relaxed a little into your embrace, you stood there holding him for what felt like hours, even though you know it wasn’t. Just hugging in pure silence.

“I see you, Lucifer… I hear your pain,” you said softly. “The system is unfair, there are problems, but the problems aren’t there because of you. You are just the reason why we see the problems now. It’s not your fault that the system has issues and they don’t want to do anything to change it because of how it serves them.”

Whoa, where in Hell did that come from? You and Lucifer were both shocked by your statement, Lucifer reacted by tightening his hug on you and burying his face into your shoulder as he started sobbing again. You watched the most hated being in all of creation try in your arms, and you felt something break inside of you. Was this really who heaven was afraid of? A man who could be brought to tears at the thought of his own actions of 10,000 years ago like they just happened yesterday?

You thought back to the words that had slipped out of your mouth, and realized that those beliefs didn’t just form now, you just finally saw your own pain reflected in someone else. Had you always silently suffered to some degree in Heaven and it only just now turned into a coherent thought? Was that just from the general structure of Heaven or was that due to something else?

Your thought was cut off by Lucifer moving away from your embrace, whipping away his tears. “I uhhh… oof.. I sorry you had to see, that.”

You smiled and put a hand in his arm, “It’s ok Lucifer, I’m happy to be here for you.”

In a moment, your vision flashes to the same scene, but you were in Heaven, before flashing back. It couldn’t have lasted more than a millisecond, but it took you by surprise, and you felt your hand half pull away from Lucifer’s arm, and a micro expression of panic flickering across your face. Luckily for you, Lucifer is too wrapped up in his own thoughts to notice.

Lucifer was thinking of the next part of the story, preparing himself for those words.

“The counsel… Sera… they bound me in chains… Lilith too… put us on trial… then…”

“The fall,” you said flatly.

He nodded, “Ya… it was… a pain behold comprehension… I…”

You held up a hand, stopping him, trying not to let your own pain show through. Your own fall was still a bit fresh in your mind. You took a deep breath, “I don’t want you to push yourself to get the rest of the story right now. We have all the time it the world, to get through the whole story, ok?”

He thought, and he nodded, his shoulders slumped. “Sorry… I’m just not used to getting this whole story out, I haven’t even told Charlie or Lilith the story like this… I don’t want them to know how much pain I am in, even though I am sure they already know… I guess I just felt like I won’t have another chance to tell the story. To get it out.”

You nodded, “You will, I’m not going anywhere.”

He smiled, “Thank you, I’m glad I can take full advantage of your support this time….”

He trailed off, confused by the last few words he added to you. “Because… ya know… you were busy the other day, when we first met!” He flashed you a big smile to try covering up the awkwardness of his comment.

“Oh! Right, of course,” you smiled at him. You both stared at each other for a moment, both trying to sift through the strange feeling of familiarity with the other.

You shake yourself out of it and clap your hands once, “Well! That seems like a good place to end for the day, is there anything you need from me to feel ok wrapping up for now?”

Lucifer thought for a moment, and stood up and opened his arms to you, ���Can I ask for another hug? I can try to not cry on you this time.”

You smile and stand from your seat, opening your own arms for him. He moves to enter your embrace. You hug him, his head resting on your chest. You stood there in each other’s embrace for a few minutes, a hug long that should have been uncomfortable for how little time you had known each other, but it wasn’t, it was honestly the most calm you had felt since you had fallen, but also the least. You were lost in both the fear of who you had known him to be from the stories in Heaven, versus the soft sad creature who was snuggled up into you now.

As he hugged you, he too felt a weird sense of familiar comfort. The ask for the hug was party to feel that safety again, and partly to explore his feelings when he held you. It was comforting and infuriating, he still couldn’t place where he felt this from. Something felt kinda… like Heaven? But how would that make any sense? You were a sinner.

Eventually he gave up with a sigh and released the embrace, looking up at you.

“Thanks… for doing all this. It hurts, but it feels good to talk about it,” he said with a weak smile.

You smiled back at him, “Anytime, your ma-… Lucifer.”

With that you walked him to the door and said goodbye before closing the down behind him. You went over to your bed and flopped, while Lucifer teleported up to his own bed in the Apple Tower and flopped. Both of you proceeded on your own mental journey of your experiences of the last hour. Mostly unsure of what to think of it at all, but you both knew one thing. That you both were already looking forward to your next conversation.

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Marvel Meet MCU (~Mia’s version)

Summary: What if Mcu!Mia met 616!Mia

Note: For easier understanding and no confusion, 616!Mia will be referred to as Amelia cause technically that is her actual name and everyone knows Mia is a nickname!

Extra Notes: This is basically roasting also how Mia used to be in the OLD Rp eras, if you know you know 😉🤭 comment below 👇🏼

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“Okay, what fruit theme place was I brought into now?” Mia exclaimed, looking around the room in frustration.

“I think I just encountered Skrull, get the cages ready if needed.” Said Amelia into her coms then pointing her blaster at the other woman. “Hands up where I can see them!”

Mia turned around and held up a hand in surprise, “Woah, woah! Hold up frosted tips, I'm not whatever that is.”

“Liar! You look and sound like me!” Amelia yelled with a glare. “Tell me something only I would know, not some green freak.”

“Okay first off, ouch. Secondly…um–uhh, we will never admit it to Liane but we enjoy some of Taylor Swift’s songs.”

“You are…not wrong. Wait, is this that alternative universe meet up, I heard about?”

“Alternative universe–nevermind. But yeah, sure, it is I guess…”

“I’m Amelia Morse. Earth 616.”

“Uh, Mia Morse-Parker, uh I don't know what exact Earth number am I from? Possibly Earth 1-99999. Sorry I had a weird day.”

“No problem, I get it. Weird days happen to me too! Yesterday Avengers Tower was attacked and Liane freaked out while Rochelle was taken. Oh! Luna went insane as well, using purple magic.”

“No way! Doc Ock attacked yesterday too, but Ji-Hoon blasted him and Ricky went straight to disarming his extra arms. Nano-tech, weird but cool.”

“Very cool! I use it to design a few suits.”

Amelia nods, dropping her weapon and putting it into her pocket for safety reasons. She scanned Mia up and down, already getting a sense of who she is and possibly where their timelines/universes split up.

“Age.” Amelia said with a smirk. “You look a bit younger than me, no offense.”

“I’m 24? How old are you exactly?” Mia asked curiously, relieved she lowered her gun.

“28, so you're only 4 years younger than me, nice.”

“Huh? 28 years old..I age gracefully, unless that’s all surgical?”

“Nope! All natural, the Parker genes are a gift…and so are my father’s genes.”

Mia blinked in confusion, “Father? Ben Parker or Phil Coulson…?”

“Aunt Bobbi’s big brother.” Amelia clarified as if it was obvious. “Shitty father, no wonder Bobbi never liked to mention it, but at least I got some closure.”

“I…okay.”

“You never met him?”

Mia shook her head innocently as Amelia cocked a half smile nodding.

“Oh, you sweet, sweet, child.” Amelia replied, shaking her head with a sigh. “You lucked out and dodged a bullet. I assumed you got your powers on Nepal alright, even if you didn’t meet him there? You know ‘The Afterlife’?”

“I’ve been to Nepal, which is where I met Jeremy and–wait did you say powers?!” Mia asked, taking in the information.

“God, you’re slow, aren’t you? And yes! I said "powers”! What are you? Human?”

“Apparently!?”

Mia explained that she never went to the cave, below the lighthouse, where Daisy got her abilities and never got blasted, she was above the surface level with the rest of the team. Amelia blinked and scoffed, realizing how risky she must’ve been meanwhile her counterpart was more or less on the safer end.

Possibly, less traumatized too?

Amelia looked at her up and down trying to comprehend what she was hearing, now she’s betting that neither Earths were totally different when it came to certain things.

“Okay, so it appears like we have some differences. Take it back, how about your time within SHIELD, i’m guessing you and Grant Ward had a connection?” Amelia said with a smirk.

Mia huffed and smiled annoyed, “Yeah, some connection…we were good until it was revealed that he was HYDRA all along, working for John Garrett. Well, technically he was loyal to Garrett, not HYDRA and–”

“Wait what? Stop! No, no, no that’s wrong! Ward was always SHIELD, since day one, no undercover code or shit.”

Mia raised an eyebrow and scoffed, “You clearly didn’t have your coffee this morning…Ward is HYDRA, girlie. Wake up.”

Amelia pinched the bridge of her nose, “I know that, dumbass! But in my universe, he became HYDRA later!”

“Come again?”

“Grant was and will always be loyal to SHIELD since day one. It’s where he felt home, but after having to go undercover at HYDRA for a few months to gather intel, something went wrong and he turned on us. It was all Garrett’s fault.”

Mia blinked in shock and took a shaky breath, trying to understand what she was hearing. She wasn’t going to lie, she didn’t know weather to feel envious or sad for her counterpart.

“Okay, so he was SHIELD all along but betrayed you guys due to being manipulated by HYDRA?” Mia exclaimed, raising an eyebrow once more. “What? No, him wanting you to join him or whatever? Or him apologizing for his actions and trying to get you to understand him?”

“Oh yeah! He’s done that a few times, and still did that..” Amelia smirked and giggled looking off into the distance as if remembering something. “It was a joy to see him in that cell and plead for my forgiveness.”

“And you forgave him?”

“Sometimes. My man is very convincing.”

Mia nodded then paused, it was like a record scratch was heard in that very moment.

“YOU’RE WHAT?!” Mia exclaimed, putting her hands on her hips. “Did you just say ‘your man’? Are you and Ward…a thing?”

Amelia just shrugged, “It’s complicated. We never really dated or anything, but you know, chemistry. Friends to enemies kinda dynamic, with a hint of underlying tension kinda thing.”

“So you're not together?”

“We were! Way back when, a few dates but afterwards? Nahhh!”

Mia sighed in relief, as if a huge weight had taken off her shoulders, but still questioning her counterpart's motives. But before we can smile and turn to the next topic on her mind, her counterpart sorta beat her to it…in a rather calm and odd approach.

“But I did date Michelle’s brother though?”Amelia said ever so casually, holding up a finger and grinned.

“I’m sorry you dated who?” Mia asked in disbelief as to what she just heard. “Did you just say Michelle’s brother? Rochelle’s girlfriend Michelle’s big brother?”

“Yeap! That’s the one!”

“HOW?! WHEN?!”

“Uh, hello? Isn’t it obvious? He’s handsome and flirty, and I'm pretty and flirty, plus we both had similar interests right off the bat. Why not date?”

“I..okay. You dated a dude with ultra powers, and who’s mother is literally Carol FREAKING Danvers…?! So you just flirted with your friend’s brother?”

“Technically, he found me and there was a connection sooo…wait you never hooked up with Michelle’s brother Micheal?”

“NOO! I don’t even think I met the guy! And you-yo-you are a wild little flirt!?”

Amelia smirked and snickered, holding back her laughter at her counterpart's reaction. The poor girl was in pure shock and maybe a hint of disbelief, even disgust. Or even some jealousy? Amelia couldn’t tell. It was clear that this version of her was more tamed when it came to the romance department than she was.

But then again, Amelia has had wildlife and lived longer, even been to the underworld once and so much more. She has been with Grant Ward, Micheal Danver, Quieten Beck, Nikolai Morozov and possibly had a few other romances, depending on the comic book she was in.

“Okay, okay, calm down, sweetheart.” Amelia said, chuckling, holding up a hand.

Mia scoffed, “Slut.”

“Ouch. But at least hoe sounds a bit nicer.”

“Whatever.”

“Now i’m curious, who did you fall in love with?” Amelia asked curiously.

Mia softened her expression and nods, “Nikolai.”

“That royal flirt?!”

“Nikolai isn’t royalty…”

“Uh, sweetheart, he is. His family comes from a royal bloodness, has he not told you about his past?!”

“I know enough. He said his parents were murdered, his older brother is horrible as he trained him to be a skilled fighter and treated him badly..and he escaped his home then ended up in New York, a few years later he met me.”

“Girl, you seriously realize you are literally considered a princess in some universes cause you marry him right?”

“I’m what now?”

Amelia pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed deeply. She shook her head and let out a little chuckle, knowingly. She knows that Nikolai wasn’t ever one to let the world know about his trauma or accidentally let it slip about himself. He kept that tight lipped and only let a few things slip, depending on the conversation.

Mia, of course, knew what she needed to know and didn’t push her man into that level of talking about his past. She knew what she needed to know! She respected it and wasn’t going to poke the bear. Last time she tried to get him to talk about it, he threw a pillow at her face with a smirk.

“So kids?” Amelia asked with a smile, hoping to change the subject into something lighter. “Got any?”

Mia mumbled, “...with all the men you’ve been with, you probably got a few.”

“Hey!”

“Just saying!”

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Aww I miss Amelia’s Matt Murdock flirty era 😂 me and @gcthvile had fun flirting with literally everyone. Good times, good times. @missstrawbs2001 had Rochelle and Liane be soooo different too hehe 😜

Feel free to reblog and post ur own versions of the game fic haha

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