#HE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOOOOL I JUST LIKE HIM!

[darkseldarine]

Thinking hard about making a cosplay (has never made a cosplay)(hasn’t sewed in ~10 years)(character in question also has a very complicated design (Genshin character))

[simcardiac-arrested]

FUCK YESSSSS GOT ME KICKING MY LEGS IN THE SCHOOL HALL AND SHIT AUEHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH€\>\€|>+[%]£.!.’dhwkwyeoensndvdnxslshrkueiw€\$\€\*[&:)3917:&;!.’z

who let him cook!

(@simcardiac-arrested's character, No Way Back)

[ultimatetattletale]

Hi sorry I died for a while but I've been waiting for my computer to be fixed so I can draw pretty stuff again (yes it's taken like 6 months). Now please consider my thoughts on what animals different danganronpa characters would be

I tried to make sure there weren't any duplicates unless the characters are related and some of these I've put more thought into lol

Yasuhiro is a goat but like the fainting ones because it sounds funny and I can see him freezing up and falling over.

Junko and ikusaba are both chihuahuas because they're super cute but stereotypically people say they're little demons and that fits junko, she seems innocent but is just a big meanie. And I see ikusaba as being like a buff chihuahua who's all awkward but could eat you alive.

Makoto and Komaru are ferrets, ferrets need other ferrets for inrichment and that's basically makoto he wants friends to be happy. Also I think ferrets are very silly, I have 4 named noodle, little man, chonk, and rebel (like Starbuck).

Kyoko is a cat, I felt like a cat could match many different characters but I believe that she fits a cat the most. Cats are cute but pretty solitary also I think it matches with the fact she isn't very scary compared to some characters (ik she's like mysterious type scary and stone cold but I think she's a cutie).

Fukawa is a skunk bc she's stinky.

Byakuya is a cheetah and I thought about this quite a bit, I had a few different ideas on what to pick but honestly I think since he's blonde he's obviously a cheetah!! Duh!!

Asahina is an otter bc swimming and cute.

Sakura... I had so much trouble deciding this one ommmgg 😭 I was thinking about bigger animals and like martial arts and I was thinking about a gorilla and how they like punch their chests. It's the best I could come up with.

Leon is a weasel because I could see a weasel trying baseball and not liking it very much.

Sayaka is a panda because people love pandas and I could see a panda singing pop music.

Chihiro is a bunny because cute and small, also he's like Judy hops cuz he and her wanna prove they're stronge or smth 💪🏻

Mondo is an alligator bc grrrr scary 🐊

Hijumi is a walrus bc his lips kinda look like a walrus and he's chunky like a walrus, I thought of a hamster too but I thought it fit another character better.

Ishimaru I can see being a Labrador dog bc he's a silly little guy. He'd be the dog that barks at flys.

Celeste is a fruit bat bc vampire bat is what she wishes she was so she tries to be scary and goth but she's just a cute fuzz baby.

Nagito is a wolf bc he's literally wolf in sheep's clothing but he's also kinda cute.

Hajime is a panther who doesn't know how to be a panther, he tries to be a house cat.

Teruteru is a mouse bc ratatouille but I wanted him to be a mouse bc they're smaller and I think someone else fits the rat better.

Twogami I was thinking maybe a pig who wears cheetah fur or smth, like he wears the animal skin of what he's imitating.

Pekoyama is a gazelle bc they're coooool.

Mahiru is a red panda cuz they're small and cute and red like her hair

Soda is a rat bc I can imagine him being a sewer rat who smells bad in his silly little jumper.

Sonia is a swan bc they're elegant and pretty like a princess.

Fuyuhiko is a honey badger bc they're not very big but they give 0 fucks abt anything.

Tanaka is a Vulture and everyone's like 'whaaat a vulture taking care of hamsters???? Craaazy he'll eat them' but really he loves his little guys and would never.

Nekomaru is a lion bc team work and big.

Akane is a jaguar bc big and grrrr.

Chiaki is a sugar glider bc tiny and cute.

Saionji is the basilisk bc I can see her Jesus running on water.

Ibuki is a parrot bc caawww and repeating people and singing bird.

Mikan is a possum bc they faint when scared and that's funny haha but also I think they're cute.

Kamukura is a panther but he knows how to be a panther and doesn't wanna be a house cat like Hajime.

Shuichi is a coyote bc he ain't a big wolf but he isn't a tiny dog, he's like in the middle and he's adaptable I'd say.

Kaede is a spider monkey cuz they're like very social but can be aggressive and I think kaede is a more bold but friendly character (ignoring pregame)

Amami is idk!!! I thought about it alot and I stuck with a tortus or a super chill deer.

Maki is like a black mamba cuz they're fast and when I think of an assassin I think of snakes. Also I believe black mambas aren't super aggressive unless bothered and I think this applies to Maki. She isn't aggressive really for no reason she might be sassy sometimes but she isn't gonna throttle you for no reason at all.

Himiko is a dove bc magician.

Kiibo is a chicken bc it made me think of the robot chicken TV channel thing.

Tsumugi is a fox bc cute and pretty but sneaky and will probably give you rabies.

Kirumi is an owl because she seems wise and owls are usually depicted as wise in media.

Ryouma is a poison dart frog bc tiny but will kill you with his tennis balls.

Korekiyo is a giraffe bc tall and lanky.

Tenko is a mongoose and honestly idk why I couldn't think of anything else except maybe that lizard that's like only girls and reproduces asexually so they're all female lizards.

Angie is an African wolf dog bc they work really well when hunting and it would be her little cult of dogs.

Kaito is a border collie bc they're really smart but cute and people always assume they're dumb but they're very smart and everyone says Kaito is dumb but honestly he's gotta be smart to be an astronaut.

Kokichi is a racoon bc he's a trash panda who would also give you rabies.

Miu is a pelican bc she has a big mouth and doesn't shut upppppp!!

Gonta Is an eleghant bc usually elephants are pretty chill and they're suuuuper cute and big.

OK thanks for listening to my Ted talk I might post drawings of chiaki soon bc she's my favorite female danganronpa character and I love her

[bluehairlaunch]

Top 7 BEST Dragon Ball Transformations

Honorable mention: Yung King Piccolo

Does this count as a transformation?

Mecha Tao

Yup, the best villain in all of Dragon Ball also did this first.

Eat your heart out, Frieza.

Muscle Bottom Trunks

This is where Super Saiyan and its myriad iterations (including "SS2" and whatever you nerds call the version Goku and Gohan have when they emerge from the Room of Spirit and Time) would go, but I decided to choose just my favorite one instead.

I think this transformation has over half a dozen names: Super Saiyan Third Grade, Super Saiyan 1.5, Super Super Saiyan, Ultra Super Saiyan, lmao jesus christ, Power-weighted Super Saiyan, Power stressed Super Saiyan Bitch Super Saiyan, and somehow the list just keeps going on. But what I like most about it is that everyone can do it.

Well not the Super Saiyan part, you have to have a little bit of Saiyan in your brainpan to do that, but the getting big. Doing so makes you stronger, but also so much slower that the difference just doesn't matter (for those of you that just watch youtube videos, and don't read the fucking comic). Frieza is such a useless he/they thembo that he also mistook it for a legitimate transformation against Goku on Namek. Y'know, his 100% (this time for real guyz).

Golden Fuuureeeza

I railed against lazy recolors in my worst transformations list, but Frieza is the physical embodiment of sloth and affluenza. He was the strongest being in the universe by far barring an ancient alien prophecy for fucking decades. And what does he do with all that power? Well, ride around on a rascal scooter, of course, while sending endless swathes of Appule's to do his dirty work. Instead of lifting a finger for an hour and then being immortal FOREVER.

And that's why it works for me in all the ways Resurrection F didn't. He's supposed to be stupid and ostentatious. Dragon Ball Super writers, you're NOT.

Janemba

Frankly, this is the biggest glow up in Dragon Ball history. From lazy Buu clone to, well, admittedly a lazy clone of another great character. But he has a sword! And that moveset. And it's an actually good filler movie in which Hitler dies (again).

Just look at him

Legendary Super Saiyan

Why is greenish Super Saiyan soooooo coooool??? Well, I'll tell you why.

It's because it just is. Super Saiyan? Actually so cool. Green? Such a good color Victorian aristocrats were willing to kill themselves using a shade of it that contained arsenic. It was basically their version of Oceangate, but they all did it! We could only be so lucky nowadays. And the lore implications? Mmm, yeah. Yeah!

You see, in canon Goku did a little prophecy, but Toriyama can't help but be a great writer, so instead of just being the generic Chosen One a la every bad shonen we all know and love, he's not. He's just not. Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, baby Trunks, baby Goku, they all do it too. Turns out, Super Saiyan is something each and every Saiyan can do. And then filler happens, Broly shows up, and everyone sees that this is because he's the real Chosen Boy.

And he's green! And we all loved it so hard we got a quality version a century later in the form of Super Broly The Movie

Nice. That's history for you.

Great Ape

The OG. Look at this trendsetter. If this isn't the second best, what is? You're wrong.

Perfect Cell

It's perfect

[giggly-squiggily]

Spontaneous Headcanon #33

CW: Drinking antic Hcs, swearing and Blue Lock Season 2 finale spoilers below the cut!

Cause I’m a slut for fixer-upper fics/headcanons

Sae is a lightweight. Like- “one shot and he’s wasted” lightweight. He doesn’t drink often if at all- bad for the athlete in him or something to that nature.

Naturally though when you’re boyfriend’s acquaintance with Shidou, you’re going to find yourself in all kinds of silly situations.

It’s the night of the U-20 afterparty; Rin had snuck off from the screaming, crying, terrible singing, and stuffing of faces around him (and that’s just winner-high Isagi) and is now sitting outside on the grassy fields of the soccer zone.

He’s tired and sad and not sure if he wants to cry, punch the wall, have a mental breakdown or just curl up and sleep right then and there when his phone starts vibrating. There are very, VERY few people who actually call him- his parents are rather hands off and only call in emergencies and Sae’s naturally not gonna call him. It was probably spam.

And because he’s in such a bad mood, he decides to entertain a spam caller with verbal abuse, so he hits the answer button without looking and raises it up to rip into the poor unfortunate soul when-

“Riiiiiiiin!” The world stops- Rin almost drops his phone cause SAE??? It can’t be him- this man sounds way too happy to be his brother. “Hello? Did I dial it wrong? Damn- hehe, I can’t make out the letters.”

And Rin’s just sitting there like “WTF?“ cause Sae sounds so off from his usual self- when was the last time he called him by name??? “Are you fucking drunk right now?”

“Shhhhh, shhh, shhhhhhhhh.” He swears he can picture Sae putting a hand over the phone as if to silence Rin’s shocked anger- “too loud little bro- too loud.” Then he drops a huge bomb on Rin like- “I wanted to tell you- you were so fucking cool today. Like so, so coooool.”

And Rin doesn’t know how to act cause what the hell was happening right now? Sae was drunk, and now he’s gushing about how the U-20 match??? He’s speechless- also who gave him alcohol? He’s about to ask how when Sae hits him with another drunk truth.

“Like- I can’t tell you this in real life cause like- you’ll get all weak or whatever; but I love you so, soooooo much, Rin. You’re my favorite little brother ever!”

“I’m your only brother” Rin points out, and Sae laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world cause maybe in his drunken stupor it is? “You need to drink some water. Go lay down or something.”

“I caaant. Once I do, I can’t talk to you anymore.” Is that- tears? Was Sae crying? He was an emotional drunk it seemed. “And I miss talking to you! You make my whole life better- I want to tell you about- about, eh? Where did I go again?”

“Spain.”

“SPAIN! Yeah, hehe- you can’t spell Spain without Pain.” Another laugh, another small whimper through a sigh. “I missed you. Hey- are you off soon? Stay with me; I’m home until the end of the next month. Let’s- let’s be brothers again.”

And now Rin can’t even talk because he’s choking to death on sudden tears as he covers his phone- he doesn’t want to believe it and doubts Sae will remember any of this by the morning but a small, small part of him is wishing for it. “We’ll see.” He manages to force out.

“Ayyy, that’s my brother! H-hold on- the captains being stupid- OLIVER SHUSH!!! I’m on the phone with my brother!” And Sae’s clearly delirious for the next part but it holds true “Are you still there? Did you fall asleep again on the phone? Hehe- you used to do that when I went away. Anyway; I love you, and I’m sorry for being such a dick.” He laughs again. “Hehe- dick. Anyway; come see me before I go- I wanna tell you about pain-“

“Spain. Go drink water.”

“Ay ay, captain.” The phone shifts as if Sae’s saluting with it. There’s more shuffling before a new voice comes on.

“Hey ever littler genius.” The captain. Rin resists the urge to roll his wet eyes. “I’ll get your brother to bed. Sorry- it’s my fault he’s drunk.”

Rin tells him he’s a terrible influence and Oliver laughs before wishing him goodnight and good game. Now he’s staring at the phone, watching his screen fade black and his tear stained face reflected back. He knew he was going to cry today- he just didn’t know how or when or even why.

“You good?” Hiori somehow finds him later- well after Rin wiped his face clean and clears away the hoarseness in his voice. If he sees the red in his eyes, he doesn’t mention it. Rin liked that about Hiori. He only knew him a few short weeks and already: he really, really likes him.

The next day or so he gets a text from Sae- possibly about forgetting the other night. Instead it lists an address with a link forwarding a pre-paid train ticket. “In case you need a place to crash.” Is all it says.

Rin doesn’t reply, but he does download the train ticket.

Just in case.

[halt-kun]

My Hero Academia Chapter 430 - My Hero Academia

THE FINAL CHAPTER IS OUT

I LOVE THEMMMMMMMM SO MUCH

ARGH the unavoidable timeskip chapter

I swear to god if some people are together and we didn't see any confession I'll BE MAD

Izuku is now a teacher at UA narrating everything that happened before in his memoir

KODA's HERE TOOO

AND some cool looking lady (or boy I don't know)

So in the next two years, Izuku loses the embers definitely

MOMA IS HERE

Are Gran Torino and Recovery Girl together now ?

Bakugou is sooooo tired at this exam (Izuku is no better)

another sports festival with Todoroki leading

MA GIRL MIRKOOOOOO, still kicking (bad guys). She's a funny arm now

Shoji being important for heteromorphs it seems

Koda and Eri being friends (we all know people even if they're together in primary school, they'll definitely split up before the end of middle school but stay friends)

Hawks is still Tokoyami's dad, or maybe older sibling

Endeavor looking good all bandaged up

Aizawa and Mic praying for their lost boyfriend together

WHO'S THAT GIRL

Iida is without the suprise, the third year doing a speech

Bakugou fucks it up with Monoma (it seems like he recovered well)

I just thought of the rarepair Monoma/Bakugou, that would be a nightmare for everyone in both class 1-A and 1-B. Competitive boyfriends who never tone it down

So Deku is 24, fresh out of university and already a teacher, nice

Those don't look like middle school kids

The furry wants to do programming, what a suprise. Gentle and Lovelover will love you (they're furries too)

MEI IS WORKING SOOOOOO GOOD

I ship introvert/extrovert so much, goooo

Seems like this might lead to some other dark age where only the few heroes are idealized and people do nothing else than complain

or is it just implying Hawks dream came true and they don't need more professional heroes ? (probably that)

Of course everybody wants to be Katsuki, Todo or Deku but you're lacking TRAUMA

Shoji is soooooo cool

fixing racism

just that

Koda and the class B dude are hyped

Wow, this must be the seriously effecient team of their generation

Uraraka fixed quirk mental health cool

ERIIIIII OOOOOooooh maybe she was the long haired girl from a few pages ago

Bakugou will never change, that's why we love him

(well he actually did change but fuck it you get it)

TOGATA FIRST HERO

WHAT ABOUT TAMAKI ???????? ARE THEY TEAMED UP ? PARTNERS ?

Midoriya and Aizawa are such nice friends, Izuku does feel a bit left out and sad to be quirkless

I'm not sure he will ever get past that

I wonder what they mean : "popular with men" (we all know, shhhhh....)

Oh no that poor baby is going to fall ????

Who will get him up ????

Oh wow you caught him ????? He seemed so far

well the other child fell for some reason, how did he ?

Oh no that's the teenager from before

talking to the All Might statue everyday

I wonder what his weak quirk is

No more OFA Deku, you'll have to break his dreams

All Might could magically not break yours earlier in the series (like 340 chapters ago)

Thank god you're a quirk nerd

(says the guy that would also be a huge one)

YAY

Thanks Deku

soooo cute

Quite bold to call him a kid while being 24 Midoriya

THE END

HE'S HERE AGAIN

Bakugou made up a project with everyone so that Deku could become Ironman ????? Cool

I'm touched

so cute

Deku is about to cry (one last time)

YEP HE CRYING

and I wouldn't know how to say it better All Might

BAKUGOU TEAMING UP WITH DEKU

CO-N°1

TITLE DROPPPPP

I'm CRYIIIIIIIIING

oh no i felt fine before but this is too much at once

They are all looking so coooool

Ojiro, Mina, Tokoyami and Yaomomo especially so

WAIT BAKUGOU, ARE THOSE DREADS ?????? No it looks more like Atebas (I know it's for the dynamite reference but still)

Jiro still has one ear

Cute

I forgot it was the anniversary

Well I don't know how to conclude, this feels so weird

it was such a ride

the anime is still coming out so it doesn't feel like the end yet

I'm excited for what's coming next from Horikoshi

(PLEASE NO SPINN OFF OR SEQUEL OR ANYTHING)

A NEW WORLD

NEW CONCEPTS

HAVE FUN

THE END

[insertcurrentintresthere]

Anyway, please enjoy an abridged list of the random thoughts I had while watching the PJO finale. Spoilers (duh)

I will not be fixing the spelling mistakes for a more authentic experience

LOOK AT HIM GO

This is making me way too happy

he said the word wrong (riposte) 😔

“whAt” -annabeth

GET HIS ASS

He’s on the ground :(

GET HIS ASS - YEAH!!! - FUCK YEAH - GET EM

he got stuck in a glue trap

Annabeth really clutched thyn pearls

That was sOoOoo cOoOOoL

Oh- he’s doing the doctor who thing

Ooo colors

Awww (where is he)

Okay, the helm is a helmet… Or like- an old scuba mask

Sashay away

GROVER<3333333

“Dude”

Sand… on his face

They love each other

She’s so scared for him

THE NECKLACE

SOBS SONS SOBS

WHAY IS THIS

ITS LIKE IN THOR

Luke is spreading propaganda

SPIDER PHOBIA MENTION

I want to go to there

I’m so excited to see Zeus

Why is he sitting like that tho

He’s impertinent or whatever

Where is poseidon :(

His eyes so big

BOY

YES HES HERE WOOOOO

He’s my father he just doesn’t know it yet (I’m a child of Hephaestus, I have no clue what I was talking abt)

What the flip was that

“Everybody”? Really just left out half of the olympians

He zipped away

“The sea does not like to be restrained” (I just really like this line for some reason)

ARES IS A MORON

NO, STOP

THROWING UP

IM GONNA CRY STOP IT

NOOO FUCK YOU

How did I just realize it’s person shaped

HUG HER BACK DUMBASS

THE FUREWORKS

IT WASNT GTIVER NOOOO

Stop it I’m gonna kill you rick

THR HURT IN HIS EYES

LUKE

MO

STOP

NO NO NO NO NO

I CANT FO THIS

WHERE TF IS GRIVER AND HUS SERVHERS LICENSE

LUKE NO

LUKE STOP

OMG STOP IT NO

HES SO SCARED

It looks like a pirate sword

I love how sympathetic they’re making him

This is great

“This isn’t you babe”

WHERE TF IS GRIVER

“I’m sorry”

ANNABETH!!!!!

HELL YEAB

PERIL

WHAT ABOUT GROVER?!

HIS LICENSE

“Kronis”

He’s impertinent

HEHE

I love Mr. D so much

She’s so pretty istg

THEY LOVE EACHOTJER

YES

GROVER

THE FLOWER

HES SO HAPPY

I LOVE HIM

SEASON 2 FORSHADOWING?!

I need to see him in the wedding dress

SHUT UP PERCY

oh no, not the ominous music

SALLY!!!!!!

YIPEEEEE

NO

STOP

SOBBING MY EYES OUT

WHAT STOP

BITCH GET AWAY

I’m so excited for season 2 PLEASE

why does he talk like that

The mom ever

Grandpa >:(

BLUE

Aw, they didn’t kill gabe :(

Haha… reddick

WAIT HE DIED

BOOM DEVORCS

He’s silly, Silly in the way I wanna punch him in the face

KILL HIM!!!!!

[analogwriting]

It Comes in Waves

Chapter 27: Bathymetry

Trafalgar Law x gn!reader word count: 2.8k first|end

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“Hey, y/n! Watch this!” You looked up from your homework as Corazon called your name. 

“Silence!” Next thing you knew, Law was shouting at him, but nothing was coming out. You blinked, your mouth dropping open.

“How did you do that?” You jumped up, running over to Law, inspecting him closely. You looked up at the tall man. “Did you eat one of those forbidden fruits?” Your eyes sparkled with curiosity.

Corazon laughed and nodded. You gasped, looking back to Law, poking his cheek. The boy pouted at you, folding his arms across his chest. You watched as he turned a bright shade of red as he looked away from the both of you.

“That’s so cool!”

Corazon looked quite proud of himself, puffing out his chest a bit. “I can make anything silent within the bubble I create. It is pretty cool now that you mention it.” You giggle.

“Hear that Law? They think I’m coooool.” He stuck his tongue out at Law and the gesture was returned. You fell into fits of laughter. - something you were doing more and more often ever since the two arrived on your island. Part of you wished they never had to leave.

He lifted the veil of silence over him and Law immediately began to yell at him, causing you to laugh all over again.

--

That was Corazon’s technique. Law was able to create a move to mimic that. You stared in awe, feeling tears sting the corners of your eyes. You could see the love that Law still held for the man, even after all of these years. It was just like you with your own father. To create a move based off of a completely different ability was absolutely insane to you. 

Law was right, your lives really did line up just horrendously. They lined up in a way that things should never be lined up. Whole islands slaughtered, loved ones killed, fathers lost, etc. It was atrocious. Fate was cruel. 

But, she did bring you back together all those years later. Again and again. So, perhaps she could also be merciful.

You pushed those thoughts aside as both crews began cheering for their respective captains. You couldn’t help but grin as you watched the reunions. You notice Law looking at you from across the way and you grinned at him. He returned your grin for a moment, only for the look of horror cross his face.

“Y/N!” He began to push past the other members of his crew to get to you. Confusion crossed your face before you felt a sharp pang in your chest. Your eyes widened and you looked down, seeing a blade sticking out of it. “Oh shit,” you mumbled.

“Fucking…again?” you mumbled, coughing up blood. The sword was drawn out of you and you crumbled to the floor, gasping for air. 

“Room.” Blue. “Shambles.” You heard the sounds of blood being spilled and then arms around you. You blinked a few times to regain focus, seeing Law above you. “Hey,” you said softly. You were starting to feel like you were floating. 

Law was looking at you with panicked eyes. “No, no, no,” he mumbled, gently setting you on the ground as he looked you over. “‘M fine,” you slurred. “Can’t pierce my heart if it isn’t in my chest.” You snorted, closing your eyes for a moment.

“Y/n, don’t play with me right now.” Law began to work on dressing your wound. “And don’t die.” You heard his voice break and you looked up at him. You reached up, cupping the side of his face and you watched as he leaned into your touch.

“I won’t,” you mumbled, your eyes drooping. “I promised.” You giggled, your hand falling down to your side. Delirium was setting in and you could hear the panicked cries of the other members of the crew.

“You promised,” Law repeated as you slowly slipped into unconsciousness. He was mumbling it over and over like his own personal mantra.

“You promised.”

--

“Law, what’s wrong?” You found your new friend on your porch all by himself. He was currently curled up in a ball, hiding under his hat. He didn’t answer you, turning away. You sighed before moving quickly, snatching up his hat.

He gasped, whipping around. “Give me my hat!” You stopped upon seeing his face. It was red and puffy from crying. “Are you crying?” His face turned to a grimace as he turned from you and buried his face into his knees. “Go away.”

You dropped down in front of him, getting on his level in front of him. “Law…” Your own voice was soft as you touched his knee. He looked up, his eyes widening at your closeness. “W-What? If you’re gonna make fun of me just get it over with!” 

You frowned. “I’m not that mean.” You set his hat down next to him. “What’s going on? You can tell me.” You offered a small smile and he started crying again. If you had to guess, he was probably overwhelmed. He had been through a lot these last few years. You didn’t know his whole story, but he had told you bits and pieces. Corazon had even mentioned a few things, so you could piece it together pretty well.

“Everything. It’s just so much. And there’s no hope that I’m getting better. Everywhere we go, no one will help. Your father is the only one who has even tried helping. Honestly, at this point, if there’s no hope in me getting better then-”

You reached out, taking his small face in your small hands before pressing a kiss to his forehead. You felt him tense and relax before you pulled away. He rubbed his forehead and looked away from you. “What the hell was that for!” 

“That’s what my dad does to me when I get really overwhelmed. I don’t know…it just seemed right…” You looked at him. “Do you feel better?”

He stared at you, swallowing hard. “Uh…I don’t know…”

“But you’re not crying. That’s something.” You giggled, standing back to give him some more room.

“I…guess you’re right.” He stopped rubbing his forehead. “Sorry,” he mumbled.

You just smiled. “Don’t say sorry - it’s not your mistake.”

--

As you slowly opened your eyes, you were met with harsh lighting. You immediately covered your eyes, groaning. Why the hell was there always such harsh lighting in these situations? Would it make more sense to…not have that? You grumbled softly, blinking several times to adjust.

“You’re awake,” you heard an unfamiliar voice say. You opened your eyes fully, noticing that the harsh lighting was not lights, but sunshine. It was night the last you remembered. How long were you out? And what happened?

Then it all came rushing back. Someone stabbed you straight through the chest. You looked down, noticing your bandages were gone and only a scar remained. It mirrored the one you had received from the arrow. Weird how that worked out. Well, it was good your heart resided in your necklace instead of your chest or that probably could’ve killed you. Both times.

You slowly sat up, looking at the woman who had spoken. “Here is some fresh water. Sip on that and I shall let Trafalgar Law know you are awake.” You blinked, taking the glass and nodding. Your body didn’t ache as much as it did the last few times you woke up from your injuries. Maybe because it was a clean cut? You weren’t sure. Doing as you were instructed, you drank some water, setting it on the nightstand.

In the distance, you heard what sounded like sandals on the floor. Luffy? No…it couldn’t be Luffy. The steps were too uniform and precise. Luffy’s were more erratic sounding. How else would be running at you in sandals? Wait, the lady said she was going to grab Law. He usually wore boots…

You looked up as Law burst through the door, panting as he looked at you. His eyes were wide and full of disbelief. Like he didn’t think you’d wake up. He was also wearing his Wano attire that you had seen him in when you woke up after the incident in the jail cell. Why was he wearing that again? Because you were in the capital? 

You opened your mouth to say something but he moved at you. His steps are as solid as the determined look he has on his face. This man has a goal in mind and you just know it’s a scolding. You braced yourself for his words only for his hands to find your face and he pulled you into one hell of a passionate kiss.

Your head started spinning at the sheer ferocity of the kiss, but you quickly melted into it with a smile on your own face. You hand found the front part of his shirt as you gripped onto him as if your life depended on it.

He pulls from you, both of you panting. “I thought I lost you…again…” His voice was soft, hoarse. You just looked at him. “I promised you I wouldn’t, didn’t I?” He let out a small chuckle as he rested his forehead on yours, sitting on the edge of the futon you were currently on. 

You both sat there for a moment, catching your breath. Your head was still spinning but you weren’t about to complain. Shit, you’ve been waiting to kill this man since you woke up after Punk Hazard. 

You looked over, noticing the look on his face. A look that held too many thoughts. You could see the emotion that filled his eyes. “Law?” you asked, but he was quiet. He didn’t even acknowledge that you spoke. Way too lost in thought.

You took his face in your hands this time, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead. You heard him inhale, a good sign that he was back among the world of the living. “There you are,” you said softly. He looked at you, a soft look on his face. A small smile spread across his features as he took your hands in his own. “Just like when we were kids, huh?” You nodded. “Just like when we were kids.”

As silence fell upon the both of you once more, you felt at ease for the first time in a while. It was a comfortable silence, something you always felt with him. Silences weren’t typically awkward with Law and it was always welcomed. You felt as his hand interlaced with yours, squeezing softly. You brought his hand up to your lips, kissing the back of his hand. You watched as his cheeks turned red.

You noticed his gaze fixated on your necklace. You knew he had questions, so you might as well try to tackle some he might have. “Our people have a natural connection to the sea and the earth around us. We’re in tune with things more than normal people - as you already know.” He nodded, turning towards you so you knew you had his full attention.

“It is said that we also are naturally drawn to our soulmates or whatever. That when we see that person we just…know. Since my people never left the island, a lot of people didn’t exactly feel that connection anymore, so it was written off as a myth. Some people did experience it, yes, but most didn’t. There’s also a ritual that our people used to do - a sort of marriage ceremony. It involves the necklace somehow and if that person is your soulmate, that you found the correct person, the necklace will change to the color of said person’s eyes. Eyes are the windows to the soul and all that.” You were starting to ramble and your cheeks were warming up under Law’s intense stare. He had on that pokerface and since you were too embarrassed to look him in the eye, you couldn’t read him.

You stared at your hands intertwined. “Naturally, since a lot of people didn’t experience that connection anymore, the old marriage ceremony was replaced with a different one. Just a standard marriage with someone you loved. And just because people found out that said person wasn’t their soulmate that the gods had chosen, they didn’t break up, they continued on. Gods aren’t always right and all that.” You let out a nervous chuckle as you rambled, not even sure if Law was understanding what you were saying. “I’m sorry, I know that’s alot,” you mumbled, rubbing the back of your neck.

“Don’t say sorry, it’s not your mistake,” he said almost automatically just like you always did. You blinked, feeling your own face warm up. You suppose he’s probably heard you say it enough.

“So…we’re married?” Law seemed to be stuck on that bit of information.

You blinked, your face turning red. “Uh, n-no. We didn’t do the ritual, but it did react to you.”

Law grinned, seemingly enjoying watching you get flustered over this. “Alright. Then…the gods basically made us for each other, yeah?” A grin spread across his face and you wanted to hit him.

You groaned, covering your face with your hand but you nodded. “But this is all just mythos of my island, doesn’t mean anything.” You felt as he removed your hand from your face, his face suddenly very close to yours. “There’s always truth behind any mythos.” A sly smirk spread across his face.

“I mean, if we’re married, we should consummate our wedding, no?” He kissed you softly, pressing you into the bed slightly and you felt your heart race and you couldn’t help but chuckle against him, your hands sliding around his neck.

“CAPTAIN!” The two of you jumped, sitting up. “WE HEARD Y/N IS AWAKE IS IT TRUE!” Bepo and the other crew members stumbled into the room. They all saw you awake, looking well aside from being quite flustered. “You’re awake!” Bepo ran over, hugging you tightly and you patted his back.

“Good to see you too, Bepo.” You couldn’t help but laugh, also noticing slight irritation in Law’s expression. This always seemed to happen the moment you two had a time alone. You caught Law’s gaze and winked at him, causing him to go red as he looked away from you. 

Something dawned on you. “Not that I don’t love Wano, but I’m surprised we’re not on the Polar Tang right now,” you said as the polar bear pulled off of you. Law shrugged. “As much as I just wanted to load you up and take off, I knew if I did that without Luffy getting to say goodbye to you, I’d probably be hunted for sport.” You nodded. “Good call, good call.” Luffy hated it when you left without saying goodbye. 

“Where is he anyway?”

“He’s still recovering.” 

You nodded, sighing. You looked at everyone, still kind of shocked they were all here. You noticed Shachi and Penguin glaring at Law, trying to convey a silent message and he rolled his eyes. “I was getting there,” he mumbled.

You blinked, looking at him. “Y/n,” he said, capturing your full attention. “Uh, yes?” You glanced from him then to his crewmates, noticing the grins they had on their faces. Was there something going on that you didn’t know about?

“I think it’s time.” Law was dancing around whatever he was trying to say, much to the iconic duos dismay. They groaned, opening their mouths to protest when their captain held up a hand to stop them. “I am getting there.” 

He turned his attention back to you. “Will you join our crew?” he asked. Your eyes widened, going over everyone’s faces. They all seemed giddy with anticipation, silly grins on their faces. They already knew your answer, it was basically already done. This felt like some kind of weird marriage proposal almost.

A feeling you couldn’t quite explain began to fill your chest and a large smile spread across your face that you couldn’t hold back anymore. You looked at Law, his face warming as he saw your smile. “Yes. I’ll join.” 

Everyone cheered, absolutely ecstatic that you were now, officially, part of the crew. As everyone rejoiced and talked among themselves, you pulled Law in real close. “Though, if you try pulling the captain card, I will absolutely drown you. Remember that,” you whispered in his ear. You noticed his face turn red and he shifted.

Did that turn him on? Really? Huh, you’d have to keep that in your pocket for later.

[unhinged-comics-screaming]

Okay I really have to go back to work but initial thoughts on bravern EP 10

The freaking punch that is the start of the episode holy crap. Just. Yeah.

Anyway!

On one hand I love Lulu's magical girl vibe and she's so coooool in the future (also obsessed with future Miyu's look) but I don't think future Lulu's brain in her younger body plus the entire oji-sama thing is any less uncomfy. Like, even with a generous "old man" translation vs "uncle".

The fanservice itself is markedly less with Lulu than with Isami/Smith at least. Her time travel shows she's floating through naked but we don't actually see much and her experience in Superbia is different than Lewis.

I love wet cat mourning Isami why are you sniffing that shirt on the ground while wriggling fanfic writers I hope you can explain what's going on.

On that note I wish Isami saw more of Lulu trying to get Superbia to accept her with the realization of how much Bravern accepts him. Like Isami doesn't know he's cut from a similar cloth as Superbia but realizing that he immediately could just be in Bravern because he accepts him entirely.

I saw a tweet that was implying that there's one more level of Bravern + Isami. Isami himself did a courage level up but there should be another level like Lulu + Superbia where it's the mutual trust in each other. Like, Isami himself has discussed that Bravern has absolute trust in him but it's kind of a one way but what if the only way to get to that point... Is to know the truth...

Okay okay I said this would be fast but I wonder if Bravern's core is configurable... Do we get "hey we defeated the immediate danger of death drives let's make a future where Lewis is human and we can fuck non-metaphorically"

[ghostaddictgremlin]

Kamen Rider Gavv

Ep 02

Every ep just starts with Shouma dead

The trio has so much potential for being the most chaotic thing ever

HOW HE EATS THE TOWEL HE IS SO CUTE I CAN'T DO THIS PUTTING SHOUMA IN MY POCKET

That move has Magenta and Riff Raff vibes

The evil dude looks like Gortash😭

I do get why people simp over him in human form but his monster form lowkey sucks😭

THE WAY HE'S FUCKING BIRTHING THE MINIONS

THE FUCKINF BUCKET FOR BIRTHING I CAN'T DO THIS

My favourite thing about Gavv is the way it's snack themes but they make sure it's appropriate for kids. Like this random "Brush your teeth" lmaooo

The way last eps kid looks so judgy at Hanto lmaoo. Bro does not rat out Shouma

The mom looks like Tilda Swinton

I NEED THE SOUNDTRACK LIKE YESTERDAY

He has such a monke way of standing. I can't describe it any better

Nakey rider

How he just stops mid fight to go figure out his swords😭

SHOUMA IS LIKE ACTUALLY SO FUCKING COOL IN FIGHT LIKE UGHHHH HOW HE CHILLS UP THERE AND MATERIALISES HIS SWORD

UGH THIS ROLL DOWN THIS FINISHER THAT

ATTACK HE'S SO COOOOOL

HE IS SO BABY AHHHHHHHHHHH

Evil gangs have matching evil phone cases

[cowgurrrl]

okay but, going back to rockstar!joel cameoing in some of his wife's projects that he's in, it made me wonder 👀: even if his character/cameo had a few scenes, would he and reader have do an intimate scene together? I do think that if they did, their fans would be like "OH! WOAH, they're going there" lol

lol I love this idea!! Realistically, probably not BUT good thing this is fanfiction and not reality

Let’s say Joel starts ramping up his acting career just a little bit and gets cast in the same project as you!! In the first table read, he’s incredibly nervous but you’re right there to support him and everything is going great until he sees that your characters have a sex scene. Normally, Joel has absolutely no problem showing a little PDA but this is something entirely different.

I feel like Joel would be SO nervous about it and you explain the whole thing with the intimacy coordinators and what not and then you’re like “and if you’re still not comfortable, you don’t have to do it” and he’s like “NO nope no it’s okay I’ll do it” and I totally see like on the day of shooting, it’s a closed set and you’re reassuring Joel that it’s safe and you can rely on each other throughout the scene while giving him an out the entire time but he trusts you and he trusts the directors and intimacy coordinators. Even though you’re married and it felt a little silly to be choreographing the actions, he’s grateful that he knows what to do when the director calls action.

The tension and his nervousness makes the scene feel too stiff but that all breaks when he accidentally trips over the rug and almost takes you down with him— the laughter a welcome reprieve. After that, it’s easy. The director even joking “we should always cast married couples” once she calls cut. It’s fun and natural and neither of you are protesting at getting paid to be stupidly in love. Even filming the morning after scene where you’re both laying half-naked in bed is fun. In between takes, you take a silly video of the crew around you before turning the camera and showing you and Joel in bed with wide eyes. He tucks you into him when you complain about being cold and you two discuss dinner plans for the week.

When the trailer comes out for the project and the clip of your scene gets shown, PEOPLE FREAK THE FUCK OUT and it grows once it actually comes out. Fan reactions range from hysterical to dramatic to “OH THEY REALLY DID THIS” when you get asked about it in interviews, you’re normally with Joel and you pretend to be scandalized and cover your eyes when the scene gets shown. “We, obviously, have very lovely and talented intimacy coordinators and directors who helped guide us through this scene and their relationship but, yeah, it just felt really natural and fun.” You say before looking to Joel. “What did you think about the scene?” A little blush creeps up his neck and you laugh as he giggles. “I thought it was really coooool,” he says and you both burst out laughing. “But honestly, like she said, the team was great and it was a really welcomin’ environment so any concerns I had got addressed and, I mean, it’s not every day you get paid to make out with your gorgeous wife so I’m definitely in the right place”

Plus some fun instagram stories about it because why not :-)

[laiosynth]

initial thoughts after my first MK1 playthrough:

(disclaimer that i didn't actually play the game, i watched a full no commentary playthrough on youtube!!)

i fucking love this game so much holllly SHIT- expect sosososo much MK1 posting from now on. i will be on brainrot for a WHILE.

i have so many thoughts and observations and feelings, from the story to the characters to the gameplay.

all of my silly words will be below this cut

(SPOILER WARNING !!!!)

| V

my fav characters are these, in no particular order:

johnny cage

kenshi takahashi

raiden

mileena

syzoth

shang tsung

baraka

liu kang

kuai liang

smoke

sindel

ashrah

my least favs are these:

quan chi

rain

bi-han

thoughts on specific characters, if i have them:

JOHNNY:

he's literally so audhd. so silly <33

his spinterest is definitely film and acting

he's so very much transgender to me.

reiterating, reading his character as neurodivergent/aspec gives him so much depth that i love

(hes my fav btw. just so everyone knows.)

MILEENA:

sososo pretty <3

CANON LESBIAN I LOVE IT SO MUCH

so very badass. slays so hard

she's the kind of character i just love on instinct. i have no words about her. just so much love

SHANG TSUNG:

i hated him at first but his flamboyant and unintentionally silly ways entranced me

my only note is that he would look so much better covered in blood and dirt and slightly beat up. i would pay to see that.

he is so silly and flamboyant that i cannot take him seriously. he's the kind of guy i hold like a disobedient kitten and show you and say "look at my dog"

LIU KANG:

no notes. phenomenal

the type of character i would show you and say "this is my favorite. he is very sweet and well-behaved."

just a good guy. i want him to be my uncle. he has very good uncle vibes for some reason.

QUAN CHI:

ugly as shit. next question

how did sindel fall for this guy he's like. a carbon copy of those evil timeline destroying monks in dr strange. the two are no different.

not even silly to make up for being criminally ugly. can't believe this.

BI-HAN

i knew he was fake from the beginning. just saying.

RAIDEN

beautiful sweet country boy. perfect in every way. no notes. next.

my thoughts on the story and worldbuilding:

this game absolutely blew me away with the level of detail and intricacies- i've never been so immersed in a game before. it really felt like i was brought into the story right next to the characters, and everything felt real and tangible in so many ways. outworld felt like a real, tangible place i could visit if i wanted to, thanks to the careful additions and placement of every last piece of detail, down to the costumes and cultures and worlds.

i loved the political world-building we got throughout the whole thing, down to the cultures, the peoples, their biases, their afflictions. the virus, the conflicts behind the scenes, everything- it was so fucking cool.

so many of the twists i did NOT see coming, i think because of the incredibly careful world-building- we never got clear, obvious exposition. it all came through the story itself, the beats and events, and that was sosososo fucking cool. i., ksdjgfkajshgef

the gameplay:

the story and the gameplay just blend/lead right into each other seamlessly, and it's so. LK:JEFG HLQW$UG ITS SO FUCKING COOL.

the fact that all the characters connected to sindel had similar movesets and animations, showing how they clearly learned from each other, there's a clear connection there.

there was also some connection i didn't quite understand between a bunch of characters who had this one move where they. barf blood on your face?? which was baffling but also, despite me not fulling understanding WHAT connection there is, i know there is one, which is what's important.

there are a LOT of instances of this in the game, where characters with connections to each other will show it in how they fight. it's so fucking cool to me and such. KLJG FLQ FKLJGQW ITS SO COOOOOL KJGF ARGGGHHGHG

summary:

im so fucking insane. i will be doing more MK posting soon. thank yuou for your time.

[themoonwillstay]

I dont know how to live w all the poems I missed. I don’t know how to live w all the things I’ve fucked up already. The answer is probably I should work on my speech so I don’t want to km sm on Wednesday. I’m gonna get drunk first

Do ppl not like me bc I am actually sincerely unlovable. Like am I truly so off putting that I can’t be a part of regular society. Or am I just an alcoholic. Or am I just a little insecure. Or am i so entitled that no one wants to be around me. Or do I make strange faces sometimes.

I think things are so about me it drives me insane but maybe I should stop pretending omg it goes bad anyways. But waiting a couple of days for the sting to go down would not be a bad idea. Remember how it went last time? N the time before n the time before. My mom wants to talk to me ab my people problems now. It confuses me. It scares me. I don’t think I can trust her. She started talking for a very long time about how my job was to make ppl like me. N maybe ppl dont like me bc I never smile. N how important it is to make sure I look welcoming. N how maybe ppl dont like me bc I have no respect. N how the two things that matter in this life is making money and making ppl like you. I have sm trauma w her I can’t tell what’s valid n what isn’t n it’s all so triggering. It seems to be in bad taste but maybe it’s j the truth.

He doesn’t fucking like you anymore u idiot. N u don’t like anything ab him except his face bfr. Yes it’s terrible shallow hard to swallow but the truth is you’ve only ever liked the potential of him that u created in ur own mind n look where it fucking got u. And again. Move on. I should eat dinner w my family instead of taking anymore shots but I only had one. I want more time I want all the time I want to be dead cool cool cool coooool fuck

[eagerbby]

ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ᴋɪꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜ | ᴇᴍ

pairing| Eddie Munson x female reader

synopsis| Its 1999 and Eddie Munson finally meets the girl he’s definitely head over heels for, if only he could find the nerve to make a move.  

an| hi, here’s the wildly requested part 3 to my ‘Can I..’ series where our two lovers finally meet face to face! I’m over the moon with how much love i’ve gotten over my silly self indulgent fic that kinda took on a life of it’s own. part 3 is a little shorter than the others but i’ll make it up to you guys in part 4. enjoy!

warnings| 2.8k, uh a brief mention of masturbation (m) but it’s not explicit so no warnings here.

part 1 | part 2 | masterlist

It doesn’t take long for Eddie to get to the park, it being barely five minutes from his trailer. He rolled a joint in his van when he first arrived, now sitting on the rickety swing set, legs lazily kicking him to and fro, the warm nighttime breeze blowing wisps of his curls against his cheeks. 

He tries not to check his watch repeatedly as he waits, his impatience and anxiety mixing together leaves a bad taste on his tongue. His fingers drum wildly against his thigh. He’s unsure if he should stay any longer, being well past the ten minutes you’d said it’d take you to get here and it’s so dark, the street lights surrounding the park doing nothing to illuminate the playground and walking trails. If this was some elaborate cruel joke, he’d never see you coming. 

Eddie knows he shouldn’t let that negative side of himself show through, the side that is distrusting and cynical, the side that thinks nothing good will ever come to him. The truth is, as much as he wants to meet you, there's that little nag in the back of his mind telling him to run. 

He doesn’t know you but you know him, and the suspense, the utter terror that he could be walking into the lions den, is terrifying.  

But then he remembers your voice over the phone, your promise, the sincerity in your voice as you spoke and he thinks maybe, just maybe, this could be good. 

Finally something good. 

He is not paying attention as a dark green Chevy Nova  -that's definitely seen better days- pulls into the spot next to his van, too busy relighting his joint. He only snaps his head up when he hears a soft curse followed by the slam of a car door. The sound echoing around the empty park. 

He can’t fucking believe it when he sees you, that grey Savage Garden shirt and those tight, much shorter than he expected, pink shorts. You’re a true sight for sore eyes as you scope out the area, head on a swivel until your eyes lock on his dark frame, growing wide like the smile that's taking over your face. Eddie stands as you start to jog towards him, his knees wobbly as he catches the metal post of the swingset and spins towards you as you approach.

“I’m so sorry I’m late, Eddie. That fucking rust bucket wouldn’t start.” You bound over to him, still smiling, stopping right in front of him. The toes of your dirty black converse touch the toes of his white reeboks. 

“S’okay. I know how to entertain myself.” He’s looking you up and down, trying as hard as he can to place your beautiful face in his memories, but you’re not there. How did he never notice you? “You know I’m pretty good with cars, if you ever want me to look at it.” 

Your smile widens, Eddie doesn’t understand how that's even possible, but it does and he burns the image into his brain. “Really?” He nods, a little tip of his head and you smack your hands together giddily. “That’d be great, actually.”   

“Cool. Coooool.” He drags it out, swinging himself away from you and back towards the swings. He brushes a seat off before he motions towards it with dedicated flourish. “Join me?” 

The soles of your shoes crunch against the dark mulch as you take the seat he’s offered, catching a whiff of his cologne as you walk past him. 

“Who said chivalry is dead, huh?” You jest, shifting uncomfortably as you sit on the swing, the metal rungs digging into your thighs. Eddie sits in the one next to you, quirking a smile at you. 

“Probably some unchivalrous man.” He makes you laugh, throwing your head back as you snort at his dumb joke. His heart beams.

“Maybe, maybe.” You surmise, twinkling eyes looking him up and down, Eddie expects to feel that pang of insecurity but instead his confidence grows and he offers you a beautiful smile. 

“Hi.” 

“Hi, Eddie.” He follows your eyes as you look away, heat creeping into your cheeks. 

“I knew you were pretty.” It comes out a whisper, barely heard over the creaking chains as he sways closer to you, bumping his swing into yours. 

“Back to sugaring me up, I see.” You can’t help but to flirt, not when he’s looking at you with those bright brown eyes of his. 

“It’s what I do best.” He claims, licking at his plush bottom lip and you can’t seem to pull your gaze from the small flicker of his pink tongue. “I don’t remember you.” Eddie says honestly and you reach over to pat his shoulder. 

“That’s okay. I wasn’t much of a stand out.” 

“Oh that's bullshit.” Eddie levels his gaze, dark bushy eyebrows scrunched together. “It’s a crime I didn’t know you in high school. Might’ve actually graduated on time if I knew you were there.” 

“Yeah, right.” You giggle, kicking his leg lightly with your foot. “I don’t think that's how that works, big boy.” 

Eddie looks offended, clutching at his chest with his face screws up and his mouth gapes. 

“You’re so mean. Were you this mean in high school?” 

You kick him again, laughing like a fool but neither of you care as you make eyes at each other, caught in the heavy mid summer breeze. The sounds of cicadas buzzing in the trees mixing with your laughter and small talk. You talk for hours, sat on the swings, telling stories of DnD and afternoon shifts at the diner. You talk about music, discussing Def Leppard's new album and his ridiculous disdain for Oasis. After a while you get up to stretch your legs, head fuzzy and light from the blunt you shared, and somehow end up on the playground fighting over the whirly slide and laughing till you cried when he got tangled in the rope ladder. When he checks his watch and notices it's half past eleven you’re already laying down in the back of his van. 

“I gotta go.” You saw solemnly, rolling your head over to meet his eyes, he looks almost sad as he sits up, scratching the back of his neck as he nods. 

“Yeah, don’t wanna keep you out too late. Your parents might file a missing persons report.” You shake your head at this as you slip your shoes back on. 

“Not likely. They’re out of town for a while. Even if there weren’t, they probably wouldn’t even notice.” 

“I thought they were up your ass about college and shit.” He asks cautiously, sliding out of the van after you. 

“Kinda? I don’t know, Eddie. They’re too busy trying to fix their disastrous marriage to notice too much about what I’m doing.” You pause, look around at the empty parking lot before meeting his eyes again, black pools in the darkness. “I didn’t want you to hear them fighting, that's why I waited till I got my own phone. It’s embarrassing.”   

“Oh.” He says, shifting from one foot to the other, unsure of what to say. 

“Yeah,” You step closer, bite your lip as he looks down at you. “Didn’t want to scare you off.” 

Eddie chuckles at this, leaning down till your faces were only a foot apart. “Can’t shake me that easy, princess.”  

His beautiful face is brooding, lips pursed slightly and his brown eyes blinking a little heavier than seconds before, like he wants to say something else but he can’t seem to find the right words. You give him a minute, watching his brain work hard before he smiles softly and casts his eyes away from yours and you feel your chest deflate as he pulls back. You wanted him to kiss you but maybe it just wasn’t the right time. Not the right moment. 

“I gotta go.” You say again, pulling your keys from your pocket as you walk backwards. 

“Yeah you said that.” He leans against the side of his van, watches you get in and start your old piece of shit car up. The sudden awkwardness feels wrong, feels like ice water soaking into your bones. You don’t want to leave, not yet, but you have class in the morning and another shift at the diner and god knows you need the sleep. You shoot him one last smile before begrudgingly shifting the car in reverse and Eddie stands and watches as you drive off back towards your empty house on Maple road.

He kicks himself the whole way home.

—

The phone beside your bed scares the shit out of you as its shrill ringing screams through your room. The clock on your bedside table reads 2:31 and out your window the sky is still dark. 

“Hello?” You croak into the phone, rubbing at your eyes as you lean against your headboard. 

“Shit, shit. I didn’t mean to wake you.” 

It’s Eddie.

He sounds exhausted, his voice thick and deeper than usual, and it wakes you as it rumbles through your ear. 

“Eddie?” You clarify, sitting up to switch on your lamp, your sheets pooling around your ankles. 

“Yeah, it’s me.” He groans out and you can imagine him banging his fist against his forehead. You can hear it too. 

“Eddie, did you even look at the clock before you called?” You aren’t mad despite the grumpiness in your voice and you clear your throat in an attempt to shake it away. 

“No.” He says honestly. “I can’t stop thinking about you and how stupid I was for not asking you out again.” 

“Was that a date?” You ask, voice squeaking at the end. You desperately want him to say yes.

Eddie scoffs instead. “Well if you have to ask then it was obviously a horrible date.” 

“I liked it.” You whisper into the phone smiling to yourself as he makes a relieved noise. 

“Yeah? Cool. Wanna do it again sometime?” He's leaning against the hallway wall, smiling up at the ceiling like a fool in love, which he guesses he is.

“I’d like that. But I’d also like to go back to sleep. Gotta be up at seven.” 

“Goodnight, sweetheart.” 

“Go to bed, Eddie.” 

The days after bleed together, class, work, Eddie. You spend every free moment with him, tucked in his van at lovers lake high and listening to your mixtapes, renting piles of horror movies and gluing yourself to his couch. Long talks and late nights. Summer fades into the humid start of fall with Eddie in the passenger seat explaining in vivid detail his new campaign ideas. He’s become such a constant in your life and those feelings in your chest, the ones reserved for only him, have grown out of control. You’ve started seeking out his touch, finding excuses to hold his hand or sitting so close to him you’re nearly in his lap. You’d be less obvious if you just threw yourself at him, but sweet Eddie doesn’t seem to even notice your advances, much to your dismay. 

You were actually going crazy.

Eddie’s going crazy too, much less oblivious than you think, he’s sitting on his hands when you're near so he’s not so tempted to touch you and it’s not working. If he thought he couldn’t stop thinking about you before, it was worse now. Every waking moment is spent counting the hours till he can see you again. And the nights you stay at his place, Eddie has to force himself to stay on the couch. Resist the pull to his bedroom where you lay curled up in his bed. His sheets always smell like your afterwards and that is definitely not helping at all.

As for his assumed obliviousness, it’s all an attempt to deny his urges. Maybe if he ignores you and your new habit of touching him, he’ll have the willpower to resist himself. Some days it is enough to push down the overwhelming need to make you his own. Most days it doesn’t help for shit. He takes those days as they come, biting back the urge to scoop you up into his arms. He'll never turn down the chance to hold your hand or wrap you in a hug, however, jumping at the chance everytime you offer it. He feels like a teenage boy again, waiting for his time alone to satiate his needs, although his own hand feels like punishment sometimes. It’s never enough. He’s holding on by a very frayed thread.    

Tonight is definitely one of the more difficult nights for Eddie. You’d spent your day off with him and his friends at the autumnal fair. Hours spent riding crappy rides and playing rigged games. Stuffing your face with funnel cake with Robin and the kids while Steve and Eddie fought over who was better at the ring toss. Eddie was the obvious winner but he let Steve have the giant stuffed banana anyways, just to shut him up. 

But now back at Eddie’s trailer wrapped up in one of his quilts with your head leaned against Eddie's shoulder, too damn tired to drive back home, Eddie can feel himself starting to get antsy. His hand is clutching at the arm of the couch and his foot is tapping incessantly.

He keeps looking down at you, tired eyes only half watching whatever movie he put on when you got back, itching at the need to kiss you. He really did need it too, feels like he’s gonna lose his mind every time your thumb rubs against the inside of his wrist. He has his arm wrapped tight around you, hand settled onto your blanket covered thigh. You’d spent a good two minutes earlier making yourself cozy against him, nuzzling your face into his shoulder until you're comfortable. He feels your whole body relax against his, your body heat radiating through the thick blanket. He’s hit with that suffocating need to kiss your pretty lips at the very moment you sigh contently. 

But he doesn’t kiss you. Instead he stays lost in his mind, no longer focused on anything but you, completely zoned out in thought. Which is why he doesn’t notice you talking to him until you’re snapping your fingers in front of his face. 

“Huh? What?” He sputters, hair flying into his face at the speed he whips his head towards you. 

“Jeez, are you okay? I’ve been saying your name for a minute. “You help him brush the hair from his face, his skin tingling at your touch. 

“Y-yeah, sorry. Guess I zoned out.” You shift out from under his arm at his words, turning your burritoed body until it faces him. 

“Are you okay?” You ask gently, reassuringly. 

“Yeah, just… thinking…” He darts his eyes from the tv to your waiting expression. Shit. Maybe he should just ask. If you said no he could always pretend it never even happened. 

“Wanna talk abou-” You start before he interrupts you, his voice a little louder and higher than he intends it to be.

“Can I kiss you?” 

 You tilt your head, face twisting into a mix of amusement and confusion. 

“You’re asking to kiss me?” 

“Yeah?” Eddie seems to be questioning himself as well, twisting one of his rings around his finger. “I’ve been thinking about it all day, actually.” 

“All day?” You ask him, absolutely giddy at the thought he’d been thinking about it at all. 

“Uh, yeah. I’m- I’m always kinda thinking about it.” 

You kiss him suddenly, his admission shooting through you like a lightning strike. You clutch him by his shirt collar, moan into his mouth when he grips the back of your neck, lost in the taste that is entirely him; tobacco and mint. He’s solid against your chest as he brings you into his lap, your knees planted into the couch cushion on either side of him, the blanket long forgotten on the floor. There's a moment when you pull apart, panting against the others lips, and he’s looking at you as your eyes flutter open, a smile so wide it makes your cheeks ache. 

“Should've asked sooner.” Your voice is breathy, chest heaving against his own, and that smile never leaves as you continue. “I’ve been waiting since the day we met at the park for you to kiss me.” 

Eddie is baffled, head falling back against the backrest as he groans at his own stupidity. 

“You’re joking?” He cups your face when you giggle at him, shaking your head with this mischievous glint in your eyes. “I could have been kissing you all this time?” 

“Yep.” You agree, leaning in to press a chaste kiss to his cheek. “Looks like we have a lot of wasted time to make up for.”

Eddie pulls you away by your shoulders -weighing your words rather dramatically- before he’s smiling again so intensely it creases his cheeks, his brown eyes crinkled in the corners. 

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, baby.” You manage a quick delighted laugh at his words before he cuts you off with a heated kiss, guiding your head as he kisses the breath from your lungs. 

Eddie could get used to this. 

[finelinevogue]

hi love, could you please do an instagram concept where h and y/n live in nyc? i love the idea of living in nyc and reading in your apartment by the widow with a view of the city!!

no bc are we the same person?? like this is dreams okay okay!!! hope you like this one ‘cause i loved doing it!!;

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yourinstagram girls night out in the city

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harryfan1 daaaamn y/n is hot hot hot

y/nfan1 i pray to you

harrystyles Babe you’re not actually in the city in this photo…

yourinstagram @/harrystyles i will choke you

mitchrowland @/yourinstagram Oh hell no….

harryfan2 nyc was pretty but i thought y/n was prettier

y/nbff damn bff is smokin🦋🦋🦋🦋

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harrystyles My Sunrise. My Sunset.

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harryfan1 im sensing new song vibes…

helene.photos Aahh this was a fun shoot💓🥰

annetwist Lovely photo!😍

harryfan2 the wine um yes pls

y/nfan1 the way y/n is staring at harry🥺🥺🥺

yourinstagram @/y/nfan1 he’s too pretty not to

harrystyles @/yourinstagram Feelings mutual.

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gemmastyles Caught up with Y/N in NYC today and I can’t say I was surprised when she pulled out Jenga from her bag in the middle of the restaurant🤣🤣

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annetwist Looks like fun😂😂

harryfan1 why is that such an y/n thing to do though?!?

harrystyles Just… Why?

yourinstagram @/harrystyles leave me alone :(

harrystyles @/yourinstagram No i’m sorry, come back :(

yourinstagram @/harrystyles i legit moved to the otherside of the couch…

harryfan2 gemma ur so pretty!!!

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yourinstagram this was a moment <333

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harryfan1 harry styles world domination

y/nfan1 @/harryfan1 mr worldwide 2.0

annetwist Proud momma❤️❤️

harrystyles @/annetwist ❤️

gemmastyles Love love looooove!!

sarahjones So coooool

mommaL/N Well done H!!!

harrystyles @/mommaL/N Come see us soon!!

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eNEWS Y/N L/N and Harry Styles caught sneaking a kiss before leaving their New York apartment to head to dinner. Read more here…

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harryfan1 leave them alone my god grrr

y/nfan1 i hate enews just leave them be

yourinstagram daaaamn my mans jawline though

harrystyles @/yourinstagram Daaaamn my girls jawline though

harryfan2 the way they hold each other when they kiss makes me feel extremely lonely

harryfan3 free y/n and harry from enews

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yourinstagram admiring the view

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harryfan1 YOU are the view

harrystyles @/harryfan1 Very much agreed.

y/nbff oh HELL yes

harrypriv102 Baby you look so fucking beautiful wow

gemmastyles Y/N daammn🔥��

y/nfan1 harry is so lucky woah

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y/nbff adventures with my favourite person <3

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harryfan1 is y/n under one of those sheets lol?!?

gemmastyles You two are absolutely crazy🤪

harrystyles Nearly got bloody run over for you two idiots….

yourinstagram @/harrystyles love youuuu💗

harrystyles @/yourinstagram Yeah right.. Seriously I could be a pancake right now…

harryfan2 this is the life i want smh

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harryfan1 met y/n today and she facetimed harry for us to say hi to him :(((

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harryfan2 god has his favourites wtaf

harryfan3 i’m moving up nyc right now wtf

y/nfan1 he’s kissing us 🥺🥺🥺

yourinstagram you were so lovely!! so nice meeting you <33

harryfan1 @/yourinstagram hi omg! thank you for everything y/n you’re so kind xox

y/nfan2 what were they both like??

harryfan1 @/y/nfan2 y/n was so kind and joked how we’d rather her be harry than her!! she then called harry and it was so cute, like harry was worried at first for her because he wasn’t expecting her to call ::(( they’re so soft together!

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mommaL/N Visited my lovely Y/N and her handsome Harry❤️

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harryfan1 we love mom L/N

y/nfan1 so ur telling me i could’ve met them today bc im in nyc too

harryfan2 @/y/nfan1 bestie nyc is quite big…

yourinstagram Love you mum! <333

harrystyles Love you both.

annetwist So cute 🥰💕

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yourinstagram we have sexy hands

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harrystyles Can’t disagree with you babe

mitchrowland You two are so annoying

y/nfan1 actual goals wtf

y/nbff im such a good photographer ur welcome

harryfan1 HANG THE FUCK ON IS THAT A WEDDINF RING ON HARRYS HAND???

yourinstagram @/harryfan1 um👀

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CW : Minor Spoilers for The Batman ( 2022 )

Guys remember that scene in the film where batman has to jump from top of the roof in a building when a few goons were chasing him and the only way for him to escape from them was to fucking jump from the BUILDING

the Entire fucking crowd in my cinemas were going mad shit crazyyyyy and were cheering for him and clapping , shouting and making noises and whistles and i too joined along with them when Batman finally jumps from the building with his Tech savy cape which was coooool and stylish as fuck 😭 the whole background score during this scene was amazing and the way Batman jumps is so dope and awesome and the crowd in my cinemas were now standing and making much much much more louder voice and cheering for him

THEN HE FUCKING CRASHES ON THE GROUND, BREAKS HIS FUCKING BONES , FRACTURES HIS HAND AND LEGS , THE HEAD GOT INJURED COZ OF THE FAILED LANDING AND HE JUST FUCKING FALLS ON THE GROUND and then Picks himself up and got up from that place where he fell very painfully and slowly

THE ENTIRE CROWD SAT BACK ON THEIR SEATS SILENTLY ..... THE CROWD WAS SO SILENT THAT I COULD FUCKING HEAR CRICKETS OUTSIDE THE HALL MAKING OUT AND THIS EXPERIENCE ALONE IS SOMETHING ELSE FOR ME I CAN NOT EVEN DESCRIBE IT ... THAT IS A FUCKING CINEMA RIGHT THERE PERIOD !!!

And This scene alone describes the entire fucking film you might think maybe i am exaggerating or reaching but guys listen to me , This was Supposed to be a GREAT SUPER HERO LANDING, A COOL LAVISH AND STYLISH SCENE , THE AUDIENCE WERE SUPPOSED TO LOOSE THEIR SHIT AND MIND But look what happened ? just like that most of the audience expected a Nolan-esque high pacing Batman Film with cool and spectacular action sequences - a popcorn flick but in return to their suprise Matt Reeves gave us the neo-noir painfully slow pacing Detective year 2 arthouse Batman film ... this is the reason why it got such mixed reviews from every where across the globe

This is the most Realistic Batman and batman film we are ever going to witness... like this is the fucking blue print