#HE HAD A NANNY

[meganelixabethh]

Growing up is understanding why Beckett hated Castle so much in the beginning. Overgrown man child with more money than sense fetishes your job, uses nepotism to start following you around and then makes passive aggressive comments about what you’re doing? I wouldn’t use his fucking coffee machine either.

[potatobugz]

that is it I am breaking out the propaganda

LOOK at him. do u see him. vote for Damien pls he is my favorite boy

Minor Character March Madness: Final Round

WELCOME TO THE FINAL MCMM POLL — MAY THE BEST CHARACTER WIN!

See where it all started here 🔥

[krysmcscience]

The Lamb is malicious in a funny way and the Goat is funny in a malicious way. No, I will not elaborate.

Anyway, everyone give thanks to the Lamb for interrupting what was sure to be a very boring and patronizing PSA from their grouchy cat hubby. Truly, they are doing God's work. Granted, the Lamb canonically is God now, so, uh. Mostly they're just doing their own work.

Speaking of their grouchy cat hubby, yes this is absolutely still Narilamb, Narinder is 100% into his goofy-ass spouse always no matter what and we all know it, he just wasn't expecting his brand new adopted kid to share the same single goofy-ass brain cell as the Lamb. :)

[shivroy]

what if the tomshiv baby wasn't aborted and turned out to be just like a weird cunt. this is my unadulterated vision

[midnighteclipze]

I wonder what Kidd did to piss off Billie this badly 👀

[everysongineverykey]

i love how unfatherly crowley and aziraphale both are when it comes down to it. sure aziraphale is more than willing to give the young people in his life help and advice and be their friend but he and crowley spent six years (eleven in the book) practically raising a kid (you just know his parents weren't around that often) and by the end they didn't even like him. crowley even suggested they just fucking kill him. he turned three kids into lizards for annoying him right after he destroyed their house. like it was that or kill them obviously but he did NOT hesitate with the newts. that's so funny to me. they're just inherently disinclined to parenthood. we need more characters like them actually

[majoresca]

Delegate to your royal sorcerer, Cedric, important and potentially dangerous services that he should be in charge of?

Royal Family of Enchancia: 👎❌

Delegate to his royal sorcerer, Cedric, useless and potentially ridiculous tasks that any other servant would be willing to do but him?

Royal Family of Enchancia: 👍✔️

[transmutationisms]

honestly i think people overestimate the degree to which any of the roy siblings were parentified. this is not to discount the importance of connor taking his brothers on the camping trip or fishing with roman, but a few sweet incidents do not a pattern of parentification make. connor tells kendall in 3x09 that he didn't even see their father for three years, plus you know the three younger sibs had to have been surrounded by an army of domestic workers all the time. i think connor generally had good intentions toward his younger sibs, and it's important that he did step up on a few important occasions, but based on their relationship now it seems much more likely that he was generally excluded from family affairs too much to be any real sort of father figure. and this also accounts for why his feelings toward his siblings, while not usually mean or outright angry, are very often tinged with jealousy.

[rexscanonwife]

Y'all know your girl loves her AUs, and my partner pointed out that this is just a fursona with extra steps but idc here's the animatronic version of my s/i!! I wanted to draw her in the style of the official Security Breach art cause it's cute, I'll probably draw the real animatronic later lol but meet Missy Mouse! 🧀🐀

Her attraction amounts to essentially a karaoke room where kids are encouraged to play and sing as loud as their little lungs can (soundproofed ofc) and she sings along with them! She's modeled after the 60s and sings a lot of songs from the 70s as well but tends to favor 80s hits like Call Me and Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! 💖💖

[lucy-moderatz]

[meeks-just-wants-to-scroll]

I think all the scientists finally have designs. Wikipedia and fandom wiki aren’t as much help as I hoped for when it comes to character lists.

[incorrectprodigalsonquotes]

Jessica: [Gasps dramatically] You dyed your grey streak!? What the hell is wrong with you!?

Gil: I happen to like it! I think it takes ten years off.

Jessica: That was my grey streak! I caused it, and it was mine to remove!

[valeurex]

The way Rhaenys is like a sister he never had. I picture young Viserys pulling her and Daemon from troubles because both were so chaotic and whenever out of sight they dashed places where they shouldn't be or gleaming 'danger-zone' because Baelon and Aemon cannot babysit like mothers do.

[bumblingbabooshka]

[Tuvok/Janeway] Persistence of Vision: "We don't want more trouble in our lives!"

[briwates]

You know how Ms Ji's cooking is horrendous but Yohan and Elijah (and I assume Isaac?) ate it all without complaining for what seems to be years. If she was the one to raise Yohan, that means she's been cooking in that house since he was a baby. I'm wondering then, why would Kang Jisang keep a housekeeper that can barely cook ? And apparently not say anything because to the day Gaon tries her cooking, she's not sure why the kangs stopped eating it ?

Either 1) Jisang liked her food 2) had some form of ageusia/didnt care for the taste of food, maybe as a self flagellation method idk. 3) Ms Ji's cooking wasn't always like that !

I'm thinking that maybe it was normal, nothing amazing about it but decent enough, until a bit before jisang's death or after the church fire. Elijah mentions that she's obsessed with adding healthy ingredients everywhere even if it does not match the dishes she's making. I wonder if Ms Ji does it with the intention to promote healing or something like it, especially once Elijah loses the ability to walk and Yohan has second to third degree burns on his back. Would also sort of explain why they don't dare tell her anything about it, because she was trying so hard and they didnt want to hurt her feelings by telling her upfront that the food wasnt edible..

[wuxian-vs-wangji]

Subtle nod to Prapai's British education.

Which I'd like to point out is also a thing in Cutie Pie and Naughty Babe and yet WE NEVER GET ANYONE SPEAKING ENGLISH WITH A BRITISH ACCENT.