#HE BURNED MY FUCKING HOUSE DOWN
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"THAT WAS MY HOUSE! NOOOOOO!!! YOU FUCKER 😭😭😭😭"
-Detective Angel
Yup‼️
(P.s I made this on capcut btw❤)
#analog horror#doctor nowhere#phen 228#the boiled one#HE BURNED MY FUCKING HOUSE DOWN#NOOOOOO#cursed#self insert oc#self insert#rp#analogue horror#HOW COULD YOU#detective angel!
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one of the things that's the most fucking frustrating for me about arguing with climate change deniers is the sheer fucking scope of how much it matters. sweating in my father's car, thinking about how it's the "hottest summer so far," every summer. and there's this deep, roiling rage that comes over me, every time.
the stakes are wrong, is the thing. that's part of what makes it not an actual debate: the other side isn't coming to the table with anything to fucking lose.
like okay. i am obviously pro gun control. but there is a basic human part of me that can understand and empathize with someone who says, "i'm worried that would lead to the law-abiding citizens being punished while criminals now essentially have a superpower." i don't agree, but i can tell the stakes for them are also very high.
but let's say the science is wrong and i'm wrong and the visible reality is wrong and every climate disaster refugee is wrong. let's say you're right, humans aren't causing it or it's not happening or whatever else. let's just say that, for fun.
so we spend hundreds of millions of dollars making the earth cleaner, and then it turns out we didn't need to do that. oops! we cleaned the earth. our children grow up with skies full of more butterflies and bees. lawns are taken over with rich local biodiversity. we don't cry over our electric bills anymore. and, if you're staunchly capitalist and i need to speak ROI with you - we've created so many jobs in developing sectors and we have exciting new investment opportunities.
i am reminded of kodak, and how they did not make "the switch" to digital photography; how within 20 years kodak was no longer a household brand. do we, as a nation, feel comfortable watching as the world makes "the switch" while we ride the laurels of oil? this boggles me. i have heard so much propaganda about how america cannot "fall behind" other countries, but in this crucial sector - the one that could actually influence our own monopolies - suddenly we turn the other cheek. but maybe you're right! maybe it will collapse like just another silicone valley dream. but isn't that the crux of capitalism? that some economies will peter out eventually?
but let's say you're right, and i'm wrong, and we stopped fracking for no good reason. that they re-seed quarries. that we tear down unused corporate-owned buildings or at least repurpose them for communities. that we make an effort, and that effort doesn't really help. what happens then? what are the stakes. what have we lost, and what have we gained?
sometimes we take our cars through a car wash and then later, it rains. "oh," we laugh to ourselves. we gripe about it over coffee with our coworkers. what a shame! but we are also aware: the car is cleaner. is that what you are worried about? that you'll make the effort but things will resolve naturally? that it will just be "a waste"?
and what i'm right. what if we're already seeing people lose their houses and their lives. what if it is happening everywhere, not just in coastal towns or equatorial countries you don't care about. what if i'm right and you're wrong but you're yelling and rich and powerful. so we ignore all of the bellwethers and all of the indicators and all of the sirens. what if we say - well, if it happens, it's fate.
nevermind. you wouldn't even wear a mask, anyway. i know what happens when you see disaster. you think the disaster will flinch if you just shout louder. that you can toss enough lives into the storm for the storm to recognize your sacrifice and balk. you argue because it feels good to stand up against "the liberals" even when the situation should not be political. you are busy crying for jesus with a bullhorn while i am trying to usher people into a shelter. you've already locked the doors, even on the church.
the stakes are skewed. you think this is some intellectual "debate" to win, some funny banter. you fuel up your huge unmuddied truck and say suck it to every citizen of that shitbird state california. serves them right for voting blue!
and the rest of us are terrified of the entire fucking environment collapsing.
#spilled ink#writeblr#i hope it is clear here that i actually very much care about equatorial countries#and that's part of what makes me so angry bc im like. climate refugees exist.#they've existed for a while!!!#and the reply is almost always ''should have thought about that before living on an island"#like fuck dude. do you need to like how people vote before ur like#your entire house shouldn't burn down each summer????#so many of these people make it their life to mock california that they think it's FUNNY#and im like. girl you should be fucking trembling. TEXAS??? ARE YOU LISTENING??#this is one of those times that like. i need to stress how fucking stupid it would be#to let trump win. bc he could have “reached across the aisle.” covid could have been#a MASSIVE commercial success. he has such a huge and bigoted and brainwashed following.#literally just a PR campaign called COWBOY UP and it's pictures of cowboys in bandanas#trump reinvisioned as the lone ranger fighting for the american people against covid. EASY SELL#and instead. companies bought him. it became political. it was not ''oh shit this is 1 enemy let's all be human''#it was ''you deserve to die.''#climate change should be GLOBAL. it should be like ''yeah i hate u but. we do all live here''#i don't have to LIKE my group members to do well on a team project bc we are ALL getting graded.#is that simple enough of an under-explaination lol
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#hangman adam page#hangman page#adam page#aew#aewedit#all elite wrestling#mine: gifs#my gifs: hangman adam page#no idea what that fans sign said but it made him say 'eff off'#i think its cute that he keeps saying 'eff off' instead of fuck off. like. you burned a mans house down you can say fuck
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Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)
lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)
keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)
#voltron#klance#honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting#if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights.#trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas.#meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record#like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good#sorry i just like talking about the law#speaking of which let me go on a tangent#i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert.#and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops#keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will.#keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY.#cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard#keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED.#cop: okay but you're out after curfew--#keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW?#keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter.#keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW.#keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night#sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags#i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys#keith#lance#lance: (freaking out)#keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law)#shitpost#ask#anonymous#otp: we are a good team
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did anyone else just feel 8 years of fandom papyrus growth shatter into a million pieces and fall into the void
#something something “you have misinterpreted the character in exactly the way they wanted you to”#saw somebody say verbatim “i dont think he has ever been unhappy for more than like 5 minutes” COME HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU#A FEW PPL SAY IT'S BECAUSE HE COPES BEST WITH BEING THE MONARCH????? HELLO??????????????#anyway if i could change my choice it would be undyne actually. passion does not amount to anger issues I Will Kill You#melting herself to stop you isn't faulty loyalty to asgore SHE IS STOPPING YOU FROM KILLING PEOPLE#girl's worst traits is that she thinks anime is real and humans are evil. and you change her mind on the last one by burning her house down#she's fucking chilling idc#is papyrus mentally stable when he starts quoting shakespeare immediately after getting decapitated#personally i think stable individuals would be a tad more serious about their own deaths but maybe thats just me#i am ripping shit apart with my teeth rn sorry
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#ok so#i saw this longan post about gas leak before i went to sleep#and i had nightmares#like yall saw that video with gas leak taht looked like gog and then went up in flamses?#*fog#yes that was what i was dreaming about#i was there in the middle of the city#and we were trying (me and some random peope) escape in my car wile everything was burning#car wasn't fast enough#but it was driving still quite good for what was happening around#whenever i saw the clearing there was a new explosion#finally we eneded up on some high as fuck hill of some old station of god knows what#and watched with dr house how devliver from dino (polish market - they do do deliveries) tried to unlodad his order#and he break pallette of eggs#and we were watching the city burning all around down there#and what is worse right now there are people in my house installing a gas furnace#which i didn't want#i never in my live ever had gas in house or flat before#and i am terrified honestly#do well yeah...#damn fucking concidencies#also sorry gor any typos i'm still halp asleep#but couldn't stay i bed because*gesticulates vildly* the reasons#what is today#what is the damn life#thanks logan#and thanks tumblr for showing me this post when i well know it not showing me all of them like it damn should
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Woke up and all i can think about is how the fable games have 2 different characters named Penelope, didn't show either of them to us, but did let us know that they have both burned a mans house down.
#one doesn't even get a last name 😭#reavers just like “yeah Penelope burned my house down because she found out about Ursula; and Andrew who I was sleeping with died lmao”#and then Chumley gets attacked;stabs the fucker and *accidentally* sets his house on fire while trying to get away from him#how did this happen two times#its also rlly funny to imagine chumley finishing up part 4 of her articles that she was interviewing the guy about#“yeah midway through he transformed into a balverine and trid to eat me but I'm not a little bitch and I stabbed him.”#“Atticus if you're reading this come back here so I can finish the fucking job”#i know i know you're all tired of me talking about npcs#i do not care and will continue to#if its in my head is getting spewed on here
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Also, completely unrelated to my post from like 10 minutes ago, but my lovely first disciple and wife Narinder got drunk for the first time yesterday.
He immediately cried, puked, struggled to get himself back up, slowly wobbled away from the place he puked as I cleaned it up and cried again behind my windmill. He will not like finding out about this later.
#i fucking love this update bc it canonized narinder being a chaotic mess in my save#he says “i want to be your disciple!” right after i open my save but then like three in-game days later he tells me my decorations are shit#hope you like your skull candles asshole. i put them near your house in hopes they burn it down /j#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb narinder#cult of the lamb sins of the flesh
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Can we talk about Charn being literal fire?
Ok hear me out.. this man burning shit is not random. When talking about his past Charn always used the word warm, like nice warmth that fire brings us. He used to be the positive characteristics of fired he used to be light, he used to be comfort, he used to be bonfire meetings.
But after they killed his mother, he died. That fire went out, and it was raining in that scene.
And so he was reborn a wildfire. And he became the fire we fear. He became unpredictable, he became destruction, he became unstoppable, he became powerful and scorching to the touch.
It's not repetitive. It's not a coincidence. This man is fire.
#plus he is FUCKING HOT#please step on me or smthn#burn my house down idc#bl drama#laws of attraction#jamfilm#tinncharn
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Smoked one (1) cigarette I found on the ground in votv immediately got cancer and dr.kel is still coughing an in-game week later literally grow up dude
#mort.txt#men used to build houses. men used to win wars. but now? now you smoke 1 ciggy you found on a desk in the woods n get lung cancer#i did admittedly fuck around with that shit lit in my mouth for like 4 hours so he definitely inhaled the burning filter#(cancer is just the in-game terminology for ur max hp getting decreased btw u also get it from radiation.#cigs stop ur stamina from going down for a while so it worth it if ur at like 15 sleep in the woods)#small price to pay to be able to drunk drive while smoking on the atv doing hash codes tbh
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listening to ep 61 death of a salesman and i want to kill willy stampler once again! i want this bitch maimed! kill this motherfucker and make him never come back!
"i just want you to know, it's your fault for not being good enough."
get fucked you piece of shit. i hope your step step great granddaughter and her friends beat the absolute shit out of u
#i know he make ls taylor's mom happy but i want to Bite#''i'm gonna teach my 6yo to swim by making him jump off the high dive and almost drown''#''i'm gonna leave my child home practically alone to make dinner and blame him when the house almost burns down''#''i'm gonna cheat on my chronically ill (ig) wife and almost kill our child''#''gonna make my kid think i'm finally giving a shit about him and try to murder him''#i know he's giving scary her powers (probably. i think there's still 1 degree of maybe) but i want her to Kill#her or Taylor#also rogue was the best dog and i fucking cry everytime during that scene#dndads#willy stampler#dungeons and daddies
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thinkbing about. him
#random thoughts#fnaf#rotating him in my mind like an orb or perhapps a microwavable tv dinner#love the idea of a character who for some reason has him in their house and does regular maintenance on him#someone who worked for fazbear fright and fucking. stole him#au where the place wasn't burned down and actually opened and some kid started working there and fucking took his ass#springtrap in my head is like. mostly an animal. running on instinct and ancient programming. only rarely lucid#the kid who took him oh my god. what if someone who was the sibling of one of the five missing kids stole him#and like. they know he's the man behind the slaughter and can remember him from when he was alive#and they take him and keep him running as like a form of torture. because fazbear fright was gonna be shut down and the animatronic#was gonna be destroyed or smth and they were like 'no you son of a bitch not yet'#and they can sometimes see the ghosts of the children and employees who died and henry. but like they're not done#they cant let go. not yet.#cant let him go to the beyond because that would be too merciful for a son of a bitch like him#but springtrap cant really understand whats happening and mostly just sees Some Guy keeping him running so most of his feelings#are positive#when he's semi lucid he tries to kill them#when he recognizes them from before he kind of shuts down#the range is 'friend!!!' to 'i am going to fucking murder you' to 'how did you do in pe today'#like this guy mostly isn't william afton. idk who he is but he isn't him most of the time#i imagine the springtrap suit is a unique model so its hard to get replacement parts for him so most of him is custom at this point#idk what they do with the bones. probably leave them alone for the most part out of fear of him passing on if they got rid of them#he smells like dirt and mildew and restroom deoderizer probably#i imagine their thoughts on him are 'i recognize this mostly isnt the man who killed my sibling so i dont want him to suffer'#'but also i cant handle the idea of even a little of the man who killed my sibling being able to stop suffering'#like this is william's idea of hell. complete depersonalization#they make his stay tolerable. decent maintenance. idk what kind of enrichment he needs#being kept in a basement away from regular social interaction is probably hell for any children's animatronic#so he loves when they come down for maintenance. probably rarely at first and then more frequently as they adjust themself to his presence#idk how he feels about maintenance. probably very used to the feeling of having a dude inside of him lmaooo
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Need to watch IWTV show but must find a way to do so without going into a dissociative daze and thinking if I can reach into the screen and throttle Lestat myself my psychological wounds will retroactively heal
#I don’t want to have to replace my TV screen#everytime my gf playfully refers to herself as Lestat and me as Louis I immediately regress into my rat brain#just short of shaking her by the shoulders when I loudly say ‘NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT’#he is reserved for one person ONLY#and I am not fantasizing about burning YOUR house down#at least lestat dressed better
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not actually featured in the manhwa chapter 89 but Hua Cheng spent the rest of the chapter silently crying while having a furious breakdown over hurting the love of his life. in the meantime, Yin Yu is desperately trying to put out the flames in Paradise Manor.
this man is not having a good day
#Yin Yu: a little help here Chengzhu??#Hua Cheng: WHAT IF HE HATES ME NOW?????!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER#Yin Yu: all of our lifes are over if we don't stop the fire from burning down the house!!!!#Hua Cheng: what would it even matter.... this is the end.... i should just take my ashes and.... fuck. I gave my ashes to Xie Lian#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#maedre13#hua cheng#xie lian#yin yu is so tired
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recreation of how i drew my dad 99% of the time as a kid like pretty much exactly this
#he was like a cartoon character to me#always in like movie level horrible situations where i would save him from#imagine ur child comes up to u with drawings all the time where ur a helpless loser idiot in all of them#and i drew a LOT#like the moment i could hold a pencil i was drawing daily all the time#and to my mom i only drew dramatic fire and our house burning down and lots of negative words#so that tells u smthng#point is i love my dad#hes so dumb but smart#and i love my cats#everyone else in the family can fuck off forever#like as a kid i prayed for my mom and brother to die so it would be only me and dad#i need to stop sharing things like this
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I want to see Maggie without her bullet for a long period of time. I wanna see how it goes whether she freaks out, lashes out at everyone, and/or has a complete meltdown. Then I want to see everyone else's responses and the ppl that care Abt her helping her out while she is Not Okay TM and then they find out the significance of the bullet to her and give their sympathies and Maggie can't really bat them away like she normally would since being without her lucky silver bullet is nerve wrecking because who is she without that bullet she's alive because of it-
So what if Callum learned abt the bullet b4 anyone else
#i need to write this fic#like imagine it's before nova joins and a little bit after maggie joins#and she meets callum#finds him annoying#down right intolerable whenever she has to see him#and then her bullet goes missing and she completely melts down#then callum comes in and is so fucking patient in a way other renegades weren't#maggie normally pushes ppl away (my headcanon) they complicate her goals of survival and self interest#but rn maggie just. needs someone. and lets him help and depends on him. Callum gets to see how maggie really is just a kid#they find out some renegades stole the bullet to mess with maggie and they get it back#maggie is a little shaken afterwards since at this point i think shed have less walls down compared to beginning of canon#transitioning from this hopeful orphaned prodigy to annoying jaded turd not interested in anyone but herself#but Callum is allowed in that very personal bubble for a little before she recovers and is like#“if you tell anyone abt this i will burn your house to the ground.”#callum: yes mam#renegades trilogy#maggie white#evie artino#callum treadwell#adrian i think would also be supportive if he were there but i think hed be gone on a mission or smthn#renegades fandom#renegades brainrot#marissa meyer
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