#HC ;; DANDELION.

[yoshizawaviolet]

i'm not very creative, sumi-chan, but i will try my best! (⌒∇⌒)ノ"

...vi? it's short for violet, isn't it? or maybe butterfly? you remind me of a graceful butterfly leaping from flower to flower whenever i see you practice. that's a bit of a mouthful, though.. moths are just beautiful, and also pollinate flowers. moth-chan?

[an0leander]

i refuse to believe anyone who says they DIDNT immediately assume crystal seeing the dandelion sprites around niko was a physical representation of attraction

when i first got to this part i aloud went, “hell yeah, lesbians!” and when it turned out it was just dandelion sprites i was so disappointed 😭 look into my eyes and tell me this doesn’t have the same vibe as the deadpool lovey stuff

i also thought niko saying something along the lines of, “hello person i’ve never met” was hinting at some sort of history between niko and crystal that crystal didn’t remember, and i was also let down that it wasn’t the case 😞

netflix needs to stop being a pussy and give us our sapphics!! i want jenny to be happy and crystal needs to find a lady friend please just for me

[ghostlylicious]

the witcher swapped roles au and their personalities are the same as before somewhat . do we like it (apologies that i didn't go through w dandelion's glitter hair 💔)

(press for better quality, and additional contexts/yapping under the cut)

crazy how i tied up jaskier's hair just to also give him bangs that obstruct his view 😭 in all fairness it is a trait he has which is in my hcs for him for this au:

yapping abt witcher!julian:

he still styles his hair to battle and it comes out okay even when he's covered in blood legolas style

he tends to wear knight-like armor-- ones that are very shiny, and sometimes they have purely decorative engravings. that part where geralt bought a new jacket but in this au dandelion bought a new nearly complete armor set that makes you question its practicality with what it looks like

he'd be sooo annoying as an actual hero i'm serious😭😭😭 this book series would NOT be popular ong (but perhaps bard!geralt will save it)

glittery hair after his full mutation was a joke but what if it was real for a second-

yapping about bard!geralt:

okay i'm gonna be honest i did not fucking mean for geralt to look like a red amazon macaw. I JS THOUGHT RED LOOKED GOOD ON HIM ESP W HIS BLACK HAIR then i was like hmm green and blue contrast well w the red and- oh fuck. but it's growing on me tbh.... i can redesign him w black n white but then he and dandelion's color palletes wouldn't contrast well and i'd also have to redesign dandelion's armor and i do NOT like designing/drawing armor😭 but let's see!

he probably said to his stylist "idgaf just make me look good" and the stylist had the same thought process as i did and boom here you go now you're a parrot mf

also yes since he never became a witcher in this au he's got his original hair color- or what i hc his og hair color would be. (i initially tried brown hair but he ended up looking like white jesus 💀💀💀😭😭 it's bc of the beard but i decided then that black hair would js fit his character more

he's actually geralt roger eric du haute-bellegarde

okau dont ask me for more details abt their names and backgrounds bc i have no idea!!!!!! i MIGHT write abt them but... i'm 1 of the laziest fucking artists ever so it's unlikely . also decided to have their scars like that bc of their occupations and the situations they'd get into bc of that

their love interests (which i hate calling them that but in a meta way it's true😭) are switched roles as well: bard!yennefer and sorceress!priscilla . for the child of destiny tho????? 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ idk . honestly contemplating for ciri to just be ciri that'd be kinda funny

[teatitty]

Dandelion lost his left canine during an academic fight in Oxenfurt and the fight in question was about the ethics and morals surrounding monsterfucking and everyone got heated about it. Once dragons entered the equation it got worse, because romance novels with draconic love interests had started getting popular recently and Dandelion got Very Intense about the fact that the dragons were only ever shown in human forms in those books and "if you're not willing to fuck them when they're in a draconic form you're not truly in love with them! It's cowardice!" which is what lead to him losing his tooth

Anyway it's all good he got replaced with a silver one shortly thereafter and loves making up completely fantastical stories about the loss of it whenever inquisitive young children ask him. None of them have ever come close to the truth

[dandydanthelion]

i think lucio would tear up (happy tears) if mc calls him their best friend. no he will not think its "lesser" than being called their lover. hes so happy abt it bc he knows its true. when was the last time he had a best friend, hell maybe he never had one

[goldensunset]

they’re talking about responsibilities

[apheliia]

for those that were not here when i was posting dandelions on tumblr, it's a multi-chapter canon compliant (probably. idk. i was making shit up when i wrote that fic) genshin fic that largely centers on venti & gn!immortal!reader, who both accompany the traveler on their journey <3 old mondstadt fans would 100% fuck with this fic because reader is the nameless bard's elder sibling. yeah. reader also had a not-quite-platonic not-quite-romantic subplot with amos 🙏

[foxdandelion]

silly thought what if Neuvillette just forgot his first name,

[quillfulwriter]

This song always makes me think of trans headcanons for Dandelion in The Witcher books tbh

Shortened lyrics for reference:

When I was a little girl, my mama said to me "What's your favorite flower, darling? I'll get you the seed" I said, "Dandelion! Dandelion! That one’s so pretty" She said, "Child, that one's not a flower; that one's just a weed"

Oh, what a shame Now it don't look the same Guess it don't look the same Oh, what a shame

Call me what you want (Dandelion, dandelion) You can't stop me multiplyin' Pull me from the dirt (Dandelion, dandelion) No, you don't want me in your garden

I still loved those mellow yellow petals anyway What's that thing they say about a rose by any other name? Then my fragile flower turned into a ball of grey So, I took a breath and made a wish and blew them all away

[scarletiswailing347]

tfw you're a prince and a wandering squire from a foreign land challenges you to a hunting duel

[sueske]

crying rn cuz naruto wished upon a shooting star for sasuke yeah so like. while he was training in the field he also found a dandelion and made a wish on it too. he is a plant boy after all. and a romantic at heart

[the-mushroom-ring]

they're talking about their favorite heroes (don't mind tv head and wildflower)

[capriciousleo]

s᥆ᥒgs 𝖿r᥆m mᥡ ᥣіᑲrᥲrᥡ 𝗍һᥲ𝗍 ᥣ 𝗍һіᥒk gᥱᥒsһіᥒ ᥴһᥲrᥲᥴ𝗍ᥱrs ᥕ᥆ᥙᥣძ ᥣіkᥱ. ⍴ᥲr𝗍 2

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Childe- “Own Brand Freestyle” by FelixThe1st, et al.

I think Childe would enjoy rap bahah. To many people’s surprise, his taste is quite good and the songs he likes are not repetitive in lyrics and style. He would train while listening to those, as they can be a cool energy fuel. After each workout he would come up to the mirror and check himself out, noticing how he gradually becomes stronger. He gets excited that the day Capitano will notice him finally comes closer and closer.

Venti- “Squidward Nose” by Cupcakke

Listen. I feel like Cupcakke would be his cup of tea dhdjjsks. Not only this song, but there would be more of her songs in his library. I think he would enjoy how her songs are a bit different from the rest artists, and he would listen and even sing her songs for funsies. Imagine him pulling up at the tavern, standing on the highest table, and beginning to sing that... And again, the poor victim would be none other than Diluc.

Jean- “Can’t Help Falling In Love” by Elvis Presley

I think Jean really enjoys old romantic music. Elvis’ voice depth is just right, and she even finds herself mumbling the lyrics when she gets her paperwork done. Even though being a knight is rooted within her, she does occasionally dream about twirling around at the ballroom with her love interest while this song plays, having a Princess moment. Khm-khm-Diluc When she realizes who the man that enters her mind is, she gets flustered and quickly changes the song. Concentrating harder on her work should shield her from these scenarios... right?

Hu Tao- “I Can’t Stop Me” by Twice

This sunshine would enjoy energetic songs. Her introducing Zhongli to Kpop, she has a vast knowledge of many groups and songs. However, Twice completely stuck to her for some reason. She would learn the choreography and perform them for the spirits/ souls that are yet to leave the plane of the mortals, sort of as a little gift to them. It’s her job to make sure they peacefully transfer, after all. Honorable mention: Red Velvet.

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P.s. Why does everything relate back to Diluc lololol

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[ghostlylicious]

based on a true story. i feel so so sick i shouldn't have downed 2 chocolate donuts that was a grave mistake

[teatitty]

CELTIC BARD DANDELION! FJGHSDKJSAGHLKJAVNJ YESSSS

LISTEN FIRST OF ALL I'M RIGHT ABOUT IT BC CELTIC BARDS WERE HISTORIANS AND COMPOSERS AND WROTE PROSE AND POEMS AND WERE HIRED BY PATRONS TO DOCUMENT THEIR FAMILY LINEAGE OR SING THEIR PRAISES AND THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT DANDELION DOES IN THE BOOKS! HE'S A PERFECT FIT FOR IT!

Anyway what I'm saying is Dandelion singing in Welsh and Irish you're welcome

[dandydanthelion]

i hate the fact that my talking mannerism is basically the same as julian's. just a lot of ahhs, umms, uhhs, and stumbling over words

while im at it, i'll even make a headcanon for him based on one of my other talking mannerism, which is that

he sometimes take few seconds pauses mid sentence

is it for dramatic purpose? is it because he just cant talk or think of the word? or maybe he tries to think of a more clever and bigger word instead?

sometimes its all of them