#HAPPY WINTER FUNTIME

[the-barefoot-hatter]

winter holidays at the mystery shack (party billiam edition)

Stan celebrates what he calls "Cash-mas", which is just slapping a cheap felt santa hat and a 300% Christmas special markup on anything- and several things he can't- get away with in the gift shop

more sincerely, the Pines do a fairly low-key Hanukkah. if the twins are visiting, they do a much showier double christmas/hanukkah celebration

And Bill... well...

No one is entirely sure if it's a Euclidean thing or just a... Bill thing. But he's SO enthusiastic!

HAPPY WINTER FUNTIME BOYS & GIRLS!

[magistralucis]

@absolut--kurant!

Unrestrained winter fun

@todaysbird

[oonajaeadira]

State of the WIP Address Poll

Hi. I usually do these on Friday but I'm in my yearnings and I need your help.

It's super busytimes for me, but I do have snatches of downtime in my day and I'd really love to be writing. The problem is that I have a number of wips and want to work on them all and so I get choice paralysis and I feel like I'mma die inside if I don't finish a story sometime soon. Help.

Here are some wips I have the capacity to work on right now.....

Omegaverse Javi G

Currently sitting at ~6K and about 2/3 done

Rating: Mature for a/b/o dynamics and couplings, but mostly angst and sweetness

You and Javi were part of the two ruling Alpha packs on Mallorca. You were an Omega assumed to wed into the Gutierrez family to seal the bond between the two families. The problem: Javi's uncle--not his father--was the ruling Gutierrez, which means Lucas is set to be head Alpha and Javi was the only boy in the Gutierrez family that didn't present as Alpha. And yet you were childhood friends and then sweethearts... Then everything changed.

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Modern!dom Pero

Currently sitting at ~6K and maybe 2/3 done? It's in pieces

Rating: Mature for a sex scene at the end

Don't be fooled though, he's not a rough or controlling dom. I'm still a softie. You run a marital arts school with Lin and hire two carpenters to build out a second studio. One of them seems pretty grumpy but you find through fits and starts that you have more in common than you think. And not just familiarity with swords....

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Sex Pollen Oberyn

Currently sitting at ~2.5K and I'd say maybe 1/4 done

Rating: Explicit for descriptions of things I can't stop thinking about

I mean, right now it's a hell of a lot of reader x Ellaria, but that's just the build up to funtimes. You are the representation of your Dornish provence come to Sunspear to negotiate land with other leaders....but that's just a convenient front for a secret mission. Your sister's marriage needs a little oomph and you've heard tell of a potion that might help, but only the maesters would know of it. Not like they'd ever give it over to a womanthough. But the Red Viper might know how to make it and if only you can get an audience with the Prince, you might be able to beg the favor.... And then, you know, misunderstandings and threesomes ensue.

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Leave Off Your Wandering part 5: Spring Again

Currently sitting at ~750 and I don't know how long it will be

Rating: Mostly fluff with some domestic bedroom relations

Too much trauma happened in Winter for me to just end it there...I want to give them some time to heal and rebuild. So Spring Again is the epilogue and it won't have much for story, just checking in on everyone. Showing how they've settled. Letting them go off into their uneventful happy ending.

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I've got a few more but I'm either not in a place to concentrate on the bigger stories or I don't have a next step for them just yet. (Din and Pats and Light/Shadow Max and Branded Pero are calling, and maybe I'd love to revisit Thief and Locksmith....I just need more uninterrupted time for them.) These are the one that bubble my thoughts from time to time lately.

Which one are you most wanting to read?

Pedro tax:

Thank you in advance. <3

[niche-artist]

Seeing as count the ways is currently in lead, I will for now, Ramble about count the ways a little, I should make a special tag for it… #CTW:Death’s circus. If you have suggestions feel free to tell me in the comments, message, ask or reblogs, I don’t mind how ever you chose to. Below is my rambling, enjoy

So during the winter holidays after the whole incident of the Bazaar and Dylan, Millie seeks for her own way to pass the time away from everyone, away from Brooke, away from Dylan, away from those horrible people at school and even from her grandfather, Finding it so hard to look him properly In the face after angering him and blowing off the whole Christmas party. [ Also! Uh disclaimer, I am an Australian so if I get American things wrong like how long a winter break is or all that shenanigan. ]

So Millie finds out about a new restaurant opening, a Circus themed, animatronic restaurant with the highest and newest tech of the era. It’s become a beloved place for the children, yet it holds dark rumours floating around, about how children were killed in the place these originally had came from and are also rumoured to have been hand crafted by a child serial killer who was never found again and was the founder of the whole franchise with a guy named Henry.

Either way, Millie thought it was a great place to hide away, Most of the people who she’d be hiding from would avoid such a disgustingly happy and childish place right? So when Millie wasn’t locked away within her room, doing homework or anything she’d slip away to the restaurant. Her first encounter with the crew was interesting, She felt disturbed by all of them. Their lifeless dead eyes, Permanently grinning smiles sent chills throughout her body.

Millie managed to find the perfect hiding spot within the place, Dark, secluded and muffled most of the sounds of screeching little kids. Not even employees ventured back there much and this is where Millie would have most of her days planned out, bringing her laptop and passing by the animatronics and children and heading right off into that one little space where no one else ventured or could see. Except for one particular animatronic who watched her close and grinned even wider, This will be a Funtime, won’t it?

This concludes my starting ramble, I have many other things to ramble about but I’m not gonna go too much further, would ruin the fun after all, Dylan, Brooke and all that will be reoccurring, Uh, I need to decide wether or not I wanna keep bonbon’s existence, because I don’t like bonbon too much but Funtime Freddy definitely does

[iffoundreturntosea]

January 3, Day 3

Day 3 2015

Let your heart soar!

#project365 #day3 #letyourheartsoar #judgeroyscream #sixflagsovertexas #rollercoaster #funtimes #sunset #holidayinthepark

I went to six flags with my dad and sister when I was at my height of dizziness from vertigo. I didn't want to miss out on a fun time because in those days there were so few of those for me. It was hard for me but I was able to enjoy my time with my family and am so glad that I got out of bed that day.

Day 3 2016

Out for a walk.

#walk #getup #optoutside #betterme #blue #january #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2017

Comfort

#dinner #soup #oj #yum #warmth #circles #january #circleoflife #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2018

I've been caught!

#donkey #mule #animal #upclose #whatsthat #outdoors #nature #keyhole #cutout #differentview #january #picoftheday #project365 #day3

I remember I passed this donkey on my way to photograph a sunset at the lake. He was so curious and friendly. Donkey's are just the best!

Day 3 2019

I don't always use straws but when I do I use my final straw!

#finalstraw #saynotoplastic #nomoreplasticstraws #glass #water #seethrough #distort #clear #metalstraw #reusablestraw #doingitfornature #doingitforme #drinkingstrawday #january #nationalday #nationaldaycalendar #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2020

Time to get all things finished and go to sleep! This girl is tired!

#blackandwhite #goodnight #tired #lensball #clock #hours #minutes #seconds #ticktock #time #january #january3 #2020 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2021

I love the outdoors!

#outside #nature #leaf #concrete #brittle #light #texas #winter #whateverthehelliwant #lessstressmorefun #january #january3 #2021 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2022

I can totally imagine this as a deep sea coral

#lichen #nature #bold #color #macro #closeup #january #january3 #2022 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

I was so happy when I looked down in the grass and saw this precious piece of lichen. It wasn't attached to anything! Such a lucky find!

Day 3 2023

Bowled a few rounds with mom before driving back. The dice had a mind of their own!

#game #bowlingdice #momwon #funtimes #january #january3 #2023 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2024

My stack of UNO games. Wanna play?

#UNO #cardgames #collection #astackofsomething #dailythemes #january #january3 #2023 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Today's draw was "a stack of something". My mom and stepdad got me a new UNO game for Christmas, "Show 'em no mercy"! I can't wait to play it with friends! It has some crazy penalties!

What sort of stacks to you have around?

[avacado-tm]

Kinnie Bullshit for myself

feel free to ignore

it's fucking long

- Foxy the Pirate (FNaF)

- Jeremy Fitzgerald (FNaF 2)

- Toy Chica (FNaF 2)

- Phantom Bonnie (FNaF 3)

- Freddles (FNaF 4)

- Nightmarionette (FNaF 4)

- Funtime Freddy (Sister Location)

- Funtime Foxy (Sister Location)

- Lefty (Pizza Simulator)

- Security Puppet (Pizza Simulator)

- Jeremy (Help Wanted VR)

- Captain Foxy (Curse of Dreadbear)

- Radioactive Foxy (Special Delivery)

- Black Heart Bonnie (Special Delivery)

- Glamrock Chica (Security Breach)

- Sun (Security Breach)

- Gregory (Security Breach)

- Vanny (Security Breach)

- Lonely Freddy (Fazbear Fright: Fetch)

- Stitches (Animal Crossing)

- Gullivarrr (Animal Crossing)

- K.K. Slider (Animal Crossing)

- Hooty (TOH)

- Luz Noceda (TOH)

- Kotori Miniami (LoveLive! Muse)

- Rin Hoshizora (Lovelive! Muse)

- Hanamaru Kunikida (Love Live! Aquors)

- Shizuko Osaka (Love Live! Nijigasaki)

- Kanata Konoe (Love Live! Nijigasaki)

- c!Tommy (DreamSMP)

- c!Quackity (DreamSMP)

- Ghostbur (DreamSMP)

- Sam Nook (DreamSMP)

- Glimmer (She-Ra)

- Kyle (She-Ra)

- Mango Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Mint Choco Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Sorbet Shark Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Moon Rabbit Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Milk Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- White Lily Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Mint Choco Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Clover Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Underswap Sans (Undertale)

- Spamton (Deltarune)

- Ohto Ai (Wonder Egg Priority)

- Frill (Wonder Egg Priority)

- Sonic (Sega)

- Silver the Hedgehog (Sega)

- Cheese the Chao (Sega)

- Himiko Toga (BNHA)

- Denki Kaminari (BNHA)

- Hawks (BNHA)

- Mirio Togata (BNHA)

- Present Mic (BNHA)

- Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc)

- Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc)

- Mikan Tsumiki (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

- Rantaro Amami (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

- Himiko Yumeno ( Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

- Monokuma (Danganronpa 1/2/U.D.G./V3)

- Emmet (Lego Movie)

- Metalbeard (Lego Movie)

- Good Cop (Lego Movie)

- Joker (Lego Batman Movie)

- Robin (Lego Batman Movie)

- Heisenberg (Resident Evil 8)

- Ethan Winters (Resident Evil)

- Twilight Sparkle (MLP:FiM)

- Fluttershy (MLP:FiM)

- Derpy (MLP:FiM)

- Princess Celestia (MLP:FiM)

- Tweek Tweak (South Park)

- Kenny McCormick (South Park)

- Heidi Turner (South Park)

- Clyde Donovan (South Park)

- Stan Marsh (South Park)

- Sheila Broflovski (South Park)

- Penny Carson (BoJack Horseman)

- Mr.Gar (Ok KO)

- Potato (Ok KO)

- Rad (Ok KO)

- Lord Boxman (Ok KO)

- Candy Mare (Creepypasta)

- Pinkamena (Creepypasta)

- Rainbow Factory RD (Creepypasta)

- Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

- Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

- Aoi Mukou (You and Me and Her)

- Sone Miyuki (You and Me and Her)

- Callie (Splatoon 1)

- Pearl (Splatoon 2)

- Marina (Splatoon 2)

- Shiver (Splatoon 3)

- Neo 3/ New Agent 3 (Splatoon 3)

- Bobble Hat (Splatoon Manga)

- Jake the Dog (Adventure Time)

- Flame Princess (Adventure Time)

- Betty Grof (Adventure Time)

- Power (Chainsaw Man)

- Denji (Chainsaw Man)

- Ron (Ron Goes Wrong)

- Aiko Fukasugi (A Present From Her)

- Nitogi Amane (You are still a bird in a cage)

- Eddie (Stranger Things)

- Kitty (Battle Kitty)

- Mary Poppins

- Pico (Friday Night Funkin)

- Venom (Venom)

- Spongebob Squarepants

- Ladybug/ Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug)

- Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug)

- John/June Egbert (Homestuck)

- Luigi Mario (Mario Bros.)

- Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

- Flug (Villianous)

- Alberto Scorfano (Luca)

- Shōyō Hinata (Haikyuu)

- Jeremy Heere (Be More Chill)

- Cecil (Welcome to Nightvale)

- Felix (The Walten Files)

- Kakyoin Noriaki (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

- Lance McClain (Voltron)

- Remy (Ratatouille)

- Jack (Beastars)

- Shirou Ogami (BNA)

- Toph (ATLA)

- Sokka (ATLA)

- Flapjack (The Misadventures of Flapjack)

- Gandhi (Clone High)

- Craig (Dean) Pelton (Community)

- Spencer Shay (iCarly)

- Mr.Noodle (Elmo's World)

- Pingu (Pingu)

- Dot Warner (Animaniacs)

- Izaya Orihara (Durarara!!)

- Goro Majima (Yakuza...all games)

- Gregg Lee (Night in the Woods)

- Piratekin

- Bunnykin

- Winter Miku

- Gachapoid

- Dory (Finding Nemo)

- Reg (Made in Abyss)

- Walter White (Breaking Bad)

- Jeremiah (Animal Crossing)

- Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

- Ame Chan (Needy Streamer Overload)

- A.B.A (Guilty Gear)

- Mr. Boss (Smiling Friends)

- Pearl (Steven Universe)

- Spinel (Steven Universe)

- Daisuke (Mouthwashing)

- Anya (Mouthwashing)

- "Maora" Yoshitaka Ichinomiya (The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross)

- "Jinx" Powder (Arcane)

- Caitlyn (Arcane)

- "Angel" Kanade Tachibana (Angel Beats)

Friends Kin Assigned Me

-Terrance (Pixie Hollow)

-Moral Orel

-Mephesto (Blue Exorcist)

[gabriellesteele]

I love my sister so much super happy when shes here with me at my flat #sisters #sister #sisterslove #flat #funtimes #snapchatfilters #love #happy #life #winter #chilling #relaxing #fun (at Gloucester, Gloucestershire)

[hectorramirezdo]

#Life is like a #swing, moving up and down, just hold it tight and #enjoy the #ride ... ! . . . . . #swinging #park #fun #funtimes #happiness #kids #children #sunny #winter #holiday #familytime #orizaba #veracruz #mexico #trip #travel #vacation #instagood #instatravel #instamoment #picoftheday (en Orizaba Centro, Orizaba) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6pAWK1D6Vz/?igshid=17g9829jwvacy

[jammedmuses]

let the discourse begin [ x ]

Tisk, Tisk, you got Dissed! Funtime Freddy, Santa noticed that red stapler you stole from your co-worker's office desk last month.

“ Jokes on you! Seeing William flipping the entire office upside down looking for that stapler is WELL worth getting onto the Naughty List! ”

“ And we’d do it again! ”

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There's a reason Santa created a Naughty List. And you're just one of those reasons Golden Freddy.

Literally couldn’t care less, he goes by his own moral compass and his own moral compass alone.

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Santa's been watching you Springtrap, and right now you have a very large coal mine coming your way.

Tired sigh. “ ... thanks. It’ll keep me warm during Winter, I guess... ”

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So far you are on the "Nice" list Millie, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice!

“ ........ I’m 14. ”

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Well, Gretel, you've been a good kid this year. Santa has lots of good stuff for you this Christmas!

“ Well! I suppose that’s not too shabby all things considered, h- heh...! ”

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Tails Doll do you kiss your Mom with that mouth?! Santa puts kids on the Naughty List for cursing, and frankly you've got a mouth like a Sailor! Naughty List for you.

“ Fuck you! What mouth!? WHAT FUCKING MOUTH do you see on my face!? ”

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Now, Bendy. Santa knows you're trying, but it still doesn't make up for last year. You're on the Naughty List.

“ WELL THEN?? I GUESS TRYING DOESN’T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING THEN??? HOW ABOUT I DON’T TRY AT ALL AND BECOME THE LEGEND AT THE VERY TOP OF YOUR NAUGHTY LIST THEN??? HUH??? ” He took this very personally.

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Alice Angel, you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name on the Nice List!

“ Oh, you~! I just do what I can! ”

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Congratulations, Jinx! You've made the Nice List! JUST KIDDING. You've been a very bad, bad person.

“ Ugh... thanks for reminding me that I suck forever no matter what. ”

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In the words of Larry David, you've been "pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good" this year Breach.

“ Of course! I make sure everything’s good and pretty in place! ” She might have misinterpreted this at some point...

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Ho ho ho! Nice try, Banshee. Thought you could slip one past the Big Guy, huh? Naughty.

Literally starts sobbing. “ I-I’m trying the best I can--! ” How could you do this to her!?

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Whoa Ketut! You need to start thinking about packing your bags if you don't change your ways soon. Santa is more likely to hunt you down than bring you a present.

“ He’s envious that Halloween is and will ALWAYS be 666 thousand times better than Christmas! Come at me, un-spooky old fart! ”

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You'll be getting a big gift this year! A big, big box of packaged air. That's right Cubby you're on the Naughty List.

“ Oh, com’on! Actually, wait.. I can just paint a Santa Claus replica who will gift me! ” Cubby no that’s cheating, that’s exactly the kinda thing that gets you on the naughty list.

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The world could use more people like you, Gintara. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!

“ Thank you! I’m glad I’m making a positive difference! I just wish my mother would’ve chosen this path as well. She would be much happier, I’m sure. I know I am! ”

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Iasis, Santa has something extra special for you this year! You're at the top of the Nice List.

“ Um. I mean thank you, but-- at the top of the list? Did I really earn that...? ” Come on kid, give yourself more credit.

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Nina Blip, you REALLY put ex-lax in Santa's cookies?! Don't expect to see your name on the Nice List anytime soon.

“ Whatever, I don’t want nor need your imaginary judgmental fat ass getting stuck down my chimney anyway. ” Don’t you have anything to say about the ex-lax, Nina?

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So far you are on the "Nice" list Bea, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice!

“ Hey! People can’t make perfect choices every second! ”

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Kiki, you have been sooooo nice that you make "The CareBears" look selfish.

Happy bouncing!

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Way to help that old lady, Technum. Santa will certainly add you to the Nice List this year.

“ Well, when an ‘old program’ doesn’t run well, you should always find ways for it to run smoother instead of having it struggle until it crashes! ” Well that’s quite the analogy to “you should always help others” but it works.

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The world could use more people like you, Spectrum. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!

“ I’m sure my brother is a far better role model, but thanks. ”

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You better start making some room for the huge lump of coal you’re about to get, or either start cleaning up your act Goose!

No. :)

It might as well use that very coal to commit arson. :))

[amazon160]

MY BOOK OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S X WINGS OF FIRE CROSSOVERS!!

Okay whenever I listen to a songs I like my mind will automatically chime whatever WoF character fits it best. Either a canon character, my original character, or someone from my WoF AU. So Imma record ALL of my grand ideas on here 😌

1. You can’t hide-Strongwings and Fierceteeth watching out for Sunny the night she steals the Obsidion Mirror.

2. Dead but not buried-Orca’s statue chasing Tsunami and also because it’s an inanimate object created to kill dragonets I REALLY wanna use Orca for a crossover

3. It’s in my blood-Winter mad at his dead dad

4. I got no time-Fathom and Indigo hiding from Albatross while he goes insane :)

5. Fetch-Deathbringer bragging about fetching his dead targets as an assassin

6. No more-My OC Polar be breaking the system in the arena

7. Die in a fire-Sora literally tries to explode Icicle with fire of course she wants Icicle to die in a fire

8. Into the pit-Battlewinner be chilling in a pit of lava and Starflight thinks the Nightwings are sus

9. The ultimate fright-Wasp mind controlling the Hivewings and creeping out the Silkwings

10. Get away-Blue getting away from said Hivewings

11. The puppet song-Clay being the supportive bean he is

12. Withered-Flame complaining about his face

13. We’re not coming back-Wren and Sky running off on their own and not going back to their families

14. Dance to forget-Foeslayer the MOTHERLY FIGURE being tortured in “UNDERGROUND” ice cave and being frozen by stabbing her COLD CHEST

15. Labyrinth-Smolder dealing with his sisters and trying to live a happy life then it all goes down and he can finally spite them

16. Lullaby dies-Albatross singing Fathom a lullaby like a nice grandpa but the lullaby dies and he tries to kill him

17. Don’t forget-Leafwings be angry at Hivewings for killing them off and killing their home and now they angry and want revenge

18. Run run-Either Palm or my OC Dusk, both of them like to run away from people

19. Break cycle-The DoD and Jade Winglet shall break the cycles of wars between tribes

20. Afton family-I think the royal Seawing family is screwed up, but the royal ICEWING family is even more screwed

21. Disconnected-Webs was bEtRAyEd by the talons of peace

22. Cycle-Io and Swordtail bout to break their cycle they fell victim to. Great song too 😆

23. Nightmare by design-Hailstorm and Pyrite having identity issues

24. Dream your dream-Whiteout will dream her dream because her life is messed up and it SHOULDN’Tbe she be a precious bean 😭

25. Save me-Coral rushing down to save her children and mourning over Orca

26. To be beautiful-Scarlet manipulating Icicle and saying how beautiful she was before her face was melted off lol

27. Break my mind-Dude Gill got some mental

28. Look at me now-Look at Darkstalker he be trapped inside Peacemaker now :O

29. Join us for a bite-Fatespaker trying to be friendly to Starflight but everyone else is NOT HELPING-!!

30. Stay calm-Turtle trying not to have a heart attack the length of his life

31. Don’t come crying-Anemone acting like she’s all that

32. Left behind- Chameleon was left behind by the Rainwings. I mean come on. The song screamed Chameleon to me.

33. I can’t fix you-Icicle being all that to Winter’s face and she be disappointed in him

34. Phantoms in the night-In my AU Chameleon’s forms are individual “spirits” like in this song

35. Count the Ways-If all the WoF deaths had some sort of puppet master behind it all, it would be Crescent from my AU trying to kill off Chameleon because he’s still alive

36. It’s been so long-Kestrel mourning over her post children. Mostly her son who she supposedly killed.

37. Springtrap finale-Hawthorn has been punished for his actions stuck in a cramped space away from others for a long time. He knows a lot of things and is kinda insane. Plus he’s green.

38. Crawling-For some reason Ennard reminds me of Arctic. Cause Arctic had to rip out his own guts just like the Funtimes-if there was an in the flesh song I’d put it as Arctic-😭

AAANNDD that’s it!! Thanks those who stuck with me till the end. Heck this still wasn’t as many ideas as I’ve had, I just shuffled ONE playlist I have and went from whatever song comes up first. Ha. Expect MORE crossovers!!! Until then feel free to use these for any ideas!

[the-barefoot-hatter]

https://youtu.be/w_Hepr4XSJg?t=239&si=Xc1gB6Tl-UWBjbAI Found what you were referencing, now I have a cheesy sitcom to watch! 😍

HOOOOLY MOLY. you found it~! Yes!

You win~!

[the-blackest-spider]

Sorry I've been on the, quiet side this week. So Doctor follow up on my ER visit for my pinky led to a referral to an orthopedic surgeon but unfortunately they only come here once a week from Utah and I have NV Medicaid sooo the first appt available is January 20th, and even by some chance my pinky straightens out by then I still need to go so the orthopedic doctor can make sure it's healed/healing properly.

So that's where I am with that and basically the las 10 or so days of January are gonna be crazy, because of tooth stuff to, I broke my tooth all the way down to the bone and luckily I had back in 2014 gotten a root canal because otherwise I would have been in a whole fuckton of pain. They had fun pulling what was left (thought they were gonna have to pull out a jackhammer at one point) then rebuilt the part of the bone back up so it will be ready to set it up for me to get an implant and I'm going back to begin that process the 26th of January. So yep funtimes.

This weekend and coming week I'm probably going to not be around, Monday my Dad, my cousin (obviously the one I do like) and his wife and me are going to Vegas to this winter light thing and then out to eat to celebrate my birthday (which is Wednesday) and my cousin and cousin in law's b-days that were last week. Then there's Christmas eve and Christmas day (which I may be around at some point at least to say hi) and between now and Friday gotta deliver gifts and all that fun stuff.

But as always don't hesitate to drop me a message on here or over on Discord (tho the app has been acting weird for me) and if I don't see ya'll I hope you have a Happy Solstice and or a Merry Christmas this coming week.

[fnaffandomevents]

Hi! This is really late but...

The next event will be Animatronic August and will run throughout the month of August!

Some rules and info:

This is a month for the animatronics. Night guards and other characters can be featured but please focus on the animatronics.

There are both weekly and daily themes. You can do one or the other or even both! It’s up to you and what you think you are capable of handling!

Please appropriately tag any NSFW content, gore, etc.

Art, fics, edits, cosplay, etc. are all welcome!

Tag all submissions as #animatronicaugust2k20

If you want, you can also tag this blog

Any questions? Feel free to message me! I’ll be happy to answer them for you!

Have fun!

Theme list below the cut!

Daily themes: 

August 1st- Isolated

All things start with one alone. On this day, create something around the idea of alone.

August 2nd- Sun

A big ball of fire in the sky that marks daytime. On this day, create something around the idea of the sun.

August 3rd- Moon

A (relatively) small rock in the sky that marks night time. Considered to be the opposite of the sun. On this day, create something around the idea of moon.

August 4th- Lost & Found

What’s lost is usually found. Mostly because it’s sometimes put in a box labelled “lost and found.” On this day, create something around the idea of lost & found. 

August 5th- Grim

Don’t fear the reaper. On this day, create something around the idea of grim. 

August 6th- Sweets

Cake, candy, and Freddy Fudgebars. On this day, create something around the concept of sweets. 

August 7th- Caught

The exact opposite of the goal in hide and seek. On this day, create something around the idea of caught.

August 8th- Water

The element people need to live. Probably not that good for robots though. On this day, create something around the concept of water.

August 9th- Fish

Gone fishin’. On this day, create something around the idea of fish.

August 10th- Birthday

If your birthday is August 10th, you’re in luck! Also happy birthday! And be careful of lurking Funtime Freddys. On this day, create something around the concept of birthdays. 

August 11th- Space

Sun, moon, stars... or just a general emptiness. On this day, create something around the idea of space.

August 12th- Android

A humanoid robot as well as a phone system. On this day, create something around the idea of androids.

August 13th- LOL

Please stand by! On this day, create something around the idea of LOL.

August 14th- Nature

Trees, bugs, and flowers galore! On this day, create something around the idea of nature. 

August 15th- Nurture

Time for growth and development! On this day, create something around the concept of nurture.

August 16th- Knife

A sharp object used for cooking... or for more nefarious reasons. On this day, create something around the idea of knives.

August 17th- Bow

Can’t look your best when performing unless you’re decorated with a nice bow! On this day, create something around the idea of bows. 

August 18th- Rust

The result of oxygen mixing with metal. On this day, create something around the idea of rust.

August 19th- Road Trip

Time for a little sightseeing break! On this day, create something around the concept of road trips.

August 20th- Glass

A breakable substance that makes up many common objects, such as windows or cups. On this day, create something around the idea of glass.

August 21st- Ghost

A theme to lift the spirits! On this day, create something around the concept of ghosts.

August 22nd- Upgrade

Level up! On this day, create something around the idea of upgrade.

August 23rd- Scare

Not gonna lie when I started writing this description that one Phineas and Ferb song from the episode where Isabella has the hiccups popped into my head and now that is the only thing I can think of. Anyways. On this day, create something around the idea of scare. 

August 24th- Enemies

Sometimes two people just hate each other. On this day, create something around the idea of enemies. 

August 25th- Pride

June may be over but it’s never too late to have pride! On this day, create something around the idea of pride. 

August 26th- Fall

Did I literally just include this theme to make a joke? Maybe. Do I regret it? No. On this day, create something around the idea of fall.

August 27th- Gray

Ah, yes, the color between black and white. On this day, create something around the idea of gray.

August 28th- Animal

Every animatronic has a theme and many of them rely on animals. On this day, create something around the idea of animals.

August 29th- Door

Better keep that door shut! You never know what’s lurking behind. On this day, create something around the concept of doors.

August 30th- Mask

Wear a mask. That’s it, that’s the description. On this day, create something around the idea of masks. 

August 31st- Team

Everything’s better with friends. On this day, create something around the idea of team.

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Weekly themes:

Week 1 (August 1st - August 8th)- Spring

The season of new beginnings, flowers, and rain. During this week, create something around the idea of spring.

Week 2 (August 9th - August 15th)- Summer

Warm weather, sun, and swimming. During this week, create something around the idea of summer. 

Week 3 (August 16th - August 22nd)- Autumn

Crunchy leaves, apple cider, and Halloween! During this week, create something around the idea of autumn.

Week 4 (August 23rd - August 31st)- Winter

The season of snowstorms, snowmen, and presents. During this week, create something around the idea of winter.

[delanyb]

Since I’ve been slacking off with the Fnaf headcanon series for quite some time now, with no good reason, have some AR skins and event character headcanons

Shamrock Freddy

Like Frostbear and Firework Freddy,he’s a Freddy made specifically for the holidays. St. Patrick day to be exact

Has a Irish ascent to go with his holiday theme

Similar to Rockstar Freddy, he desires Faz-coin to a unhealthy degree

Enjoys talking about St. Patrick day traditions and folklore.

Is pretty self-centered

Usually picks on Frostbear for no good reason

All the other animatronics who take part in the Fazbear Funtime Service either are indifferent to him like Chica or 8 Bit Baby. While others like regular Freddy and Bonnie hate him for just being a overall jerk

In some instances when the animatronics are being shipped together in trucks for customers, a Shamrock Freddy always seems to cause some sort of commotion that usually leaves everyone in mangled animatronic parts by the end

The company was actually considering removing him off from the service completely given all the problem he caused

But considering that he makes for great revenue during the St. Patrick day season, they just left him alone for the other animatronics to deal with.

Firework Freddy

Aside from Chica with her cupcake, he’s the only one who comes with a accessory.

Has lots of nicknames, but the most common ones are Firework and just Summer Freddy

All the other animatronics find his firework very cool

Springtrap however does not becuase anything that goes boom gives him flashbacks to when the springlocks snappped back in the saferoom all those years ago...

Is a expert on cooking with a barbecue

Has a lot of knowledge on sport related stuff from all over the world

Hates the cold

However he doesn’t hate Frostbear and feels bad for him becuase of Shamrock Freddy’s constant bullying

Has a lot of extras clothes and extra accessories that correspond with the traditions of the customer(s) that ordered a vist from him

For instance, he may be all decked out for 4th of July one year, and the next you’ll see a bear ready for the beach and so fourth.

Constantly switching his attire for each visit does get a little annoying, but for him, making people happy in the end makes it worth all the hassle.

VR Toy Freddy

Is a completely different entity than regular Toy Freddy

Is the textbook definition of absolute gamer chad

Playing video games takes first priority for him

Recently he’s been playing the newest instalment in the fnamh’s (Five Nights At Mr Hug’s) series

He’s quite clumsy and bumps into other animatronics or common house things likes selves on a daily basis

But on the rare chance he’s not using his headset he’s usually making absurd theorys on what’s going on with the lore in the new Vr game

His main theory is that that this new strange crate looking character escaped from dumper purgatory from the previous game in the series and placed themselves into the in universe VR game.

Shamrock Freddy question why he’s still invested in that series though. As he states, the original trilogy is the best and that it all went downhill once that weird gumball machine used paper plates as a skin suit.

Whenever He or anyone else for that matter says something along the lines of that, VR Toy Freddy always goes into essay long arguments for why he’s wrong. He’s very quick to defend his favourite franchise

Jokes that he’s The Man Behind The Slaugher unironically even when the meme has died ( *In this universe the man behind the slaughter meme exists because of the Fnaf 1 news paper clippings, along with the fact that Springtrap is a well known entity thanks to HW, and the Fazbear Funtime service.*

Chocolate Bonnie

Nicknames are Choco Bonnie, and unfortunately as immature as it, Poop Bonnie

He’s made of real actual chocolate

Once somebody’s dog took a big bite out of his bottom right stomach area that simply couldn’t be repaired. The dog took 87 bites out of him btw

That’s why every single copy of the Chocolate Bonnie model scanned in after that day has that big and distracting hole

His three button and botie are mint candy flavoured

Real Easter eggs are hidden inside his stomach cavity and are placed near his endo parts

Though he’s more appropriate for Easter time, sometime he’s advertised for the Halloween season for that trick or treat goodness

Similar to Bon-Bon and Funtime Freddy , Easter and Chocolate Bonnie are a two in one package.

Given the surprising popularity of the Funtime Service, (*in universe*) a merch store has being set up to only spread word of their brand but to bring these beloved characters in the pop culture consensus again, and Chocolate Bonnie gets a bunch of merch

Whether it be a coffee mug,a shirt, or the type of chocolate bunny you’ll see in those craft stores, Cholocate Bonnie has it all.

Easter Bonnie

Is very dramatic and has a showman like personality. (Similar to Funtime Foxy in UCN)

His Easter egg pattern on his stomach area is actually drawn with crayons and the circles are get plain circle shaped stickers you would find at the your local dollar store. Goes to show that the Fazbear Funtime Service sticks to the roots of Fazbear Entertainment, being really cheep

How Easter and Chocolate Bonnie entertain customers is that Easter Bonnie usually has a “dramatic” retelling of the Easter bunny fairytale while Chocolate Bonnie’s the food, customers can eat while enjoying the play

He’s quite athletic

The “Happy Easter” tag on the top of his ear isn’t actually a intentional design choice

Easter Bonnie just stole it from a random candy store nearby

Some confuse him as a winter themed Bonnie covered in snow due to his mainly white colour palette. Considering that Freddy Frostbear’s a thing that isn’t that much of a stretch

Can perfectly imitate any of the other animatronic’s voices. It honestly shocks animatronics like Springtrap or Foxy with how well Easter Bonnie can capture this respective accents to a tee

He prefers to hop like a actual bunny than walking normally

Loves decorating Easter eggs.

Toxic Springtrap

All that purple goo is actually just fungi infected with some of that classic remnant

Due to his frightening nature he’s only available during Halloween time

However despite his looks he’s actually quite kind at heart. Much more than regular Springtrap that’s for sure

Is actually scared of the dark

He likes playing chess

Doesn’t like the fact that he’s advertised as something to be feared

Usually hangs around with 8-Bit Baby the most and the two usually play board games all day

Although like everyone else he feels some sort of discomfort whenever he’s shocked, the pain is really minor for him compared to other animatronics

Given that he’s only desired during the month of spooks, for the rest of the year, he’s left alone at the factory where all the animatronics are constructed and duplicated in the first place

Due to this he’s got a pleta of abandonment isssues

System Error Toy Bonnie

His head, body and limbs can be detached and put back together very easily

That’s how he entertains customers in fact. He’s basically a animatronic sized construction set, similar to Mangle

Their eyes glow bright orange in darkness

Is able to phaze through physical objects

Due to some people complaining about regular Toy Bonnie’s voicebox, the team chose to implant stock computer sound effects into System Error Toy Bonnie’s voicebox rather than actual dialogue.

Knows your WiFi password

Is taller than regular Toy Bonnie

The system error phrase near his stomach area gets brighter amd brighter whenever his costume shell is damaged

Static electricity flows through him from time to time. So it recommend that whenever a customer should wear gloves and other appropriate safety equipment when interacting with the animatronic

Balloon Boy always tries to get the static electricity balloon trick to work, but it never seems to work. System Error Toy Bonnie could really care less about this ordeal though

Highscore Toy Chica

Loves playing video games

But unlike Vr Toy Freddy, Her life doesn’t focus on it 24/7

She likes playing a variety of games too. virtual games, handheld games, games on consoles, board games, etc

Is very supportive

Knows what emojis are

Considering that she’s meant to be hip with the kids, she knows a lot about current gaming and fandom culture in general

Is a pretty good speed runner when it comes to video games

Although it doesn’t happen often she can get quite serious when it comes to gaming. You can tell when she’s just playing for fun or not if her endoskeleton eyes and grey are exposed

is indifferent to the term “Gamer Girl”

Hates games where you can’t skip the cutscenes

Radioactive Foxy

A random model of Foxy accidentally found his way into a power plant and eventually got covered in radioactive goo

The higher ups working for the Fazbear Funtime service thought that it would be a shame to throw out a perfectly good plush suit and endo. So after some strange testing involving remnant they just rebranded this as a completely new skin.

Green radioactive material drips over his body all all times

His hook is twice as big as regular Foxy’s. Probably due to the combination of experimenting with both remnant and toxic radioactive goo

Has no eyebrows due to the constant radioactive energy

Thanks to Radioactive Foxy’s transparent look, this was the first time any of the customers got a real good look on the inerworkings on how a endo properly fits into a plush suit.

Is on the hunt for and wants to consume more radioactive energy

Can transform into a more liquid based form

He’s slower than regular foxy but sill runs at a moderately fast pace

One of the more aggressive animatronics in the service alongside the likes of regular Springtrap and Frostbear

8-Bit Baby

Similar to Highscore Toy Chica, she’s meant to be marketed to the gaming crowd.

Specifically those who enjoy old school videogames

Can despense real cupcakes for eating pleasure

Has a extra sprinkler perfect for ice cream decorating

Her fan operates correctly and henceforth can be used for cooling or drying needs

Her microphone is preprogrammed with chiptune styled music

Has become many people’s favourite animatronic and has been in high demand ever since they were first brought to the service due to their uniqueness

Moves at a snail’s pace

Loves playing board games with Toxic Springtrap.

Regualr Circus Baby finds her 8 bit version adorable

[theteddyblaze]

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