#HAPPY WINTER FUNTIME

[the-barefoot-hatter]

winter holidays at the mystery shack (party billiam edition)

Stan celebrates what he calls "Cash-mas", which is just slapping a cheap felt santa hat and a 300% Christmas special markup on anything- and several things he can't- get away with in the gift shop

more sincerely, the Pines do a fairly low-key Hanukkah. if the twins are visiting, they do a much showier double christmas/hanukkah celebration

And Bill... well...

No one is entirely sure if it's a Euclidean thing or just a... Bill thing. But he's SO enthusiastic!

HAPPY WINTER FUNTIME BOYS & GIRLS!

[magistralucis]

@absolut--kurant!

Unrestrained winter fun

@todaysbird

[oonajaeadira]

State of the WIP Address Poll

Hi. I usually do these on Friday but I'm in my yearnings and I need your help.

It's super busytimes for me, but I do have snatches of downtime in my day and I'd really love to be writing. The problem is that I have a number of wips and want to work on them all and so I get choice paralysis and I feel like I'mma die inside if I don't finish a story sometime soon. Help.

Here are some wips I have the capacity to work on right now.....

Omegaverse Javi G

Currently sitting at ~6K and about 2/3 done

Rating: Mature for a/b/o dynamics and couplings, but mostly angst and sweetness

You and Javi were part of the two ruling Alpha packs on Mallorca. You were an Omega assumed to wed into the Gutierrez family to seal the bond between the two families. The problem: Javi's uncle--not his father--was the ruling Gutierrez, which means Lucas is set to be head Alpha and Javi was the only boy in the Gutierrez family that didn't present as Alpha. And yet you were childhood friends and then sweethearts... Then everything changed.

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Modern!dom Pero

Currently sitting at ~6K and maybe 2/3 done? It's in pieces

Rating: Mature for a sex scene at the end

Don't be fooled though, he's not a rough or controlling dom. I'm still a softie. You run a marital arts school with Lin and hire two carpenters to build out a second studio. One of them seems pretty grumpy but you find through fits and starts that you have more in common than you think. And not just familiarity with swords....

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Sex Pollen Oberyn

Currently sitting at ~2.5K and I'd say maybe 1/4 done

Rating: Explicit for descriptions of things I can't stop thinking about

I mean, right now it's a hell of a lot of reader x Ellaria, but that's just the build up to funtimes. You are the representation of your Dornish provence come to Sunspear to negotiate land with other leaders....but that's just a convenient front for a secret mission. Your sister's marriage needs a little oomph and you've heard tell of a potion that might help, but only the maesters would know of it. Not like they'd ever give it over to a womanthough. But the Red Viper might know how to make it and if only you can get an audience with the Prince, you might be able to beg the favor.... And then, you know, misunderstandings and threesomes ensue.

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Leave Off Your Wandering part 5: Spring Again

Currently sitting at ~750 and I don't know how long it will be

Rating: Mostly fluff with some domestic bedroom relations

Too much trauma happened in Winter for me to just end it there...I want to give them some time to heal and rebuild. So Spring Again is the epilogue and it won't have much for story, just checking in on everyone. Showing how they've settled. Letting them go off into their uneventful happy ending.

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I've got a few more but I'm either not in a place to concentrate on the bigger stories or I don't have a next step for them just yet. (Din and Pats and Light/Shadow Max and Branded Pero are calling, and maybe I'd love to revisit Thief and Locksmith....I just need more uninterrupted time for them.) These are the one that bubble my thoughts from time to time lately.

Which one are you most wanting to read?

Pedro tax:

Thank you in advance. <3

[niche-artist]

Seeing as count the ways is currently in lead, I will for now, Ramble about count the ways a little, I should make a special tag for it… #CTW:Death’s circus. If you have suggestions feel free to tell me in the comments, message, ask or reblogs, I don’t mind how ever you chose to. Below is my rambling, enjoy

So during the winter holidays after the whole incident of the Bazaar and Dylan, Millie seeks for her own way to pass the time away from everyone, away from Brooke, away from Dylan, away from those horrible people at school and even from her grandfather, Finding it so hard to look him properly In the face after angering him and blowing off the whole Christmas party. [ Also! Uh disclaimer, I am an Australian so if I get American things wrong like how long a winter break is or all that shenanigan. ]

So Millie finds out about a new restaurant opening, a Circus themed, animatronic restaurant with the highest and newest tech of the era. It’s become a beloved place for the children, yet it holds dark rumours floating around, about how children were killed in the place these originally had came from and are also rumoured to have been hand crafted by a child serial killer who was never found again and was the founder of the whole franchise with a guy named Henry.

Either way, Millie thought it was a great place to hide away, Most of the people who she’d be hiding from would avoid such a disgustingly happy and childish place right? So when Millie wasn’t locked away within her room, doing homework or anything she’d slip away to the restaurant. Her first encounter with the crew was interesting, She felt disturbed by all of them. Their lifeless dead eyes, Permanently grinning smiles sent chills throughout her body.

Millie managed to find the perfect hiding spot within the place, Dark, secluded and muffled most of the sounds of screeching little kids. Not even employees ventured back there much and this is where Millie would have most of her days planned out, bringing her laptop and passing by the animatronics and children and heading right off into that one little space where no one else ventured or could see. Except for one particular animatronic who watched her close and grinned even wider, This will be a Funtime, won’t it?

This concludes my starting ramble, I have many other things to ramble about but I’m not gonna go too much further, would ruin the fun after all, Dylan, Brooke and all that will be reoccurring, Uh, I need to decide wether or not I wanna keep bonbon’s existence, because I don’t like bonbon too much but Funtime Freddy definitely does

[iffoundreturntosea]

January 3, Day 3

Day 3 2015

Let your heart soar!

#project365 #day3 #letyourheartsoar #judgeroyscream #sixflagsovertexas #rollercoaster #funtimes #sunset #holidayinthepark

I went to six flags with my dad and sister when I was at my height of dizziness from vertigo. I didn't want to miss out on a fun time because in those days there were so few of those for me. It was hard for me but I was able to enjoy my time with my family and am so glad that I got out of bed that day.

Day 3 2016

Out for a walk.

#walk #getup #optoutside #betterme #blue #january #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2017

Comfort

#dinner #soup #oj #yum #warmth #circles #january #circleoflife #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2018

I've been caught!

#donkey #mule #animal #upclose #whatsthat #outdoors #nature #keyhole #cutout #differentview #january #picoftheday #project365 #day3

I remember I passed this donkey on my way to photograph a sunset at the lake. He was so curious and friendly. Donkey's are just the best!

Day 3 2019

I don't always use straws but when I do I use my final straw!

#finalstraw #saynotoplastic #nomoreplasticstraws #glass #water #seethrough #distort #clear #metalstraw #reusablestraw #doingitfornature #doingitforme #drinkingstrawday #january #nationalday #nationaldaycalendar #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2020

Time to get all things finished and go to sleep! This girl is tired!

#blackandwhite #goodnight #tired #lensball #clock #hours #minutes #seconds #ticktock #time #january #january3 #2020 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2021

I love the outdoors!

#outside #nature #leaf #concrete #brittle #light #texas #winter #whateverthehelliwant #lessstressmorefun #january #january3 #2021 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2022

I can totally imagine this as a deep sea coral

#lichen #nature #bold #color #macro #closeup #january #january3 #2022 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

I was so happy when I looked down in the grass and saw this precious piece of lichen. It wasn't attached to anything! Such a lucky find!

Day 3 2023

Bowled a few rounds with mom before driving back. The dice had a mind of their own!

#game #bowlingdice #momwon #funtimes #january #january3 #2023 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Day 3 2024

My stack of UNO games. Wanna play?

#UNO #cardgames #collection #astackofsomething #dailythemes #january #january3 #2023 #picoftheday #project365 #day3

Today's draw was "a stack of something". My mom and stepdad got me a new UNO game for Christmas, "Show 'em no mercy"! I can't wait to play it with friends! It has some crazy penalties!

What sort of stacks to you have around?

[avacado-tm]

Kinnie Bullshit for myself

feel free to ignore

it's fucking long

- Foxy the Pirate (FNaF)

- Jeremy Fitzgerald (FNaF 2)

- Toy Chica (FNaF 2)

- Phantom Bonnie (FNaF 3)

- Freddles (FNaF 4)

- Nightmarionette (FNaF 4)

- Funtime Freddy (Sister Location)

- Funtime Foxy (Sister Location)

- Lefty (Pizza Simulator)

- Security Puppet (Pizza Simulator)

- Jeremy (Help Wanted VR)

- Captain Foxy (Curse of Dreadbear)

- Radioactive Foxy (Special Delivery)

- Black Heart Bonnie (Special Delivery)

- Glamrock Chica (Security Breach)

- Sun (Security Breach)

- Gregory (Security Breach)

- Vanny (Security Breach)

- Lonely Freddy (Fazbear Fright: Fetch)

- Stitches (Animal Crossing)

- Gullivarrr (Animal Crossing)

- K.K. Slider (Animal Crossing)

- Hooty (TOH)

- Luz Noceda (TOH)

- Kotori Miniami (LoveLive! Muse)

- Rin Hoshizora (Lovelive! Muse)

- Hanamaru Kunikida (Love Live! Aquors)

- Shizuko Osaka (Love Live! Nijigasaki)

- Kanata Konoe (Love Live! Nijigasaki)

- c!Tommy (DreamSMP)

- c!Quackity (DreamSMP)

- Ghostbur (DreamSMP)

- Sam Nook (DreamSMP)

- Glimmer (She-Ra)

- Kyle (She-Ra)

- Mango Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Mint Choco Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Sorbet Shark Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Moon Rabbit Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Milk Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Vampire Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- White Lily Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Mint Choco Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Clover Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

- Underswap Sans (Undertale)

- Spamton (Deltarune)

- Ohto Ai (Wonder Egg Priority)

- Frill (Wonder Egg Priority)

- Sonic (Sega)

- Silver the Hedgehog (Sega)

- Cheese the Chao (Sega)

- Himiko Toga (BNHA)

- Denki Kaminari (BNHA)

- Hawks (BNHA)

- Mirio Togata (BNHA)

- Present Mic (BNHA)

- Makoto Naegi (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc)

- Chihiro Fujisaki (Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc)

- Mikan Tsumiki (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

- Rantaro Amami (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

- Himiko Yumeno ( Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

- Monokuma (Danganronpa 1/2/U.D.G./V3)

- Emmet (Lego Movie)

- Metalbeard (Lego Movie)

- Good Cop (Lego Movie)

- Joker (Lego Batman Movie)

- Robin (Lego Batman Movie)

- Heisenberg (Resident Evil 8)

- Ethan Winters (Resident Evil)

- Twilight Sparkle (MLP:FiM)

- Fluttershy (MLP:FiM)

- Derpy (MLP:FiM)

- Princess Celestia (MLP:FiM)

- Tweek Tweak (South Park)

- Kenny McCormick (South Park)

- Heidi Turner (South Park)

- Clyde Donovan (South Park)

- Stan Marsh (South Park)

- Sheila Broflovski (South Park)

- Penny Carson (BoJack Horseman)

- Mr.Gar (Ok KO)

- Potato (Ok KO)

- Rad (Ok KO)

- Lord Boxman (Ok KO)

- Candy Mare (Creepypasta)

- Pinkamena (Creepypasta)

- Rainbow Factory RD (Creepypasta)

- Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

- Louise Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

- Aoi Mukou (You and Me and Her)

- Sone Miyuki (You and Me and Her)

- Callie (Splatoon 1)

- Pearl (Splatoon 2)

- Marina (Splatoon 2)

- Shiver (Splatoon 3)

- Neo 3/ New Agent 3 (Splatoon 3)

- Bobble Hat (Splatoon Manga)

- Jake the Dog (Adventure Time)

- Flame Princess (Adventure Time)

- Betty Grof (Adventure Time)

- Power (Chainsaw Man)

- Denji (Chainsaw Man)

- Ron (Ron Goes Wrong)

- Aiko Fukasugi (A Present From Her)

- Nitogi Amane (You are still a bird in a cage)

- Eddie (Stranger Things)

- Kitty (Battle Kitty)

- Mary Poppins

- Pico (Friday Night Funkin)

- Venom (Venom)

- Spongebob Squarepants

- Ladybug/ Marinette (Miraculous Ladybug)

- Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug)

- John/June Egbert (Homestuck)

- Luigi Mario (Mario Bros.)

- Nick Wilde (Zootopia)

- Flug (Villianous)

- Alberto Scorfano (Luca)

- Shōyō Hinata (Haikyuu)

- Jeremy Heere (Be More Chill)

- Cecil (Welcome to Nightvale)

- Felix (The Walten Files)

- Kakyoin Noriaki (Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure)

- Lance McClain (Voltron)

- Remy (Ratatouille)

- Jack (Beastars)

- Shirou Ogami (BNA)

- Toph (ATLA)

- Sokka (ATLA)

- Flapjack (The Misadventures of Flapjack)

- Gandhi (Clone High)

- Craig (Dean) Pelton (Community)

- Spencer Shay (iCarly)

- Mr.Noodle (Elmo's World)

- Pingu (Pingu)

- Dot Warner (Animaniacs)

- Izaya Orihara (Durarara!!)

- Goro Majima (Yakuza...all games)

- Gregg Lee (Night in the Woods)

- Piratekin

- Bunnykin

- Winter Miku

- Gachapoid

- Dory (Finding Nemo)

- Reg (Made in Abyss)

- Walter White (Breaking Bad)

- Jeremiah (Animal Crossing)

- Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

- Ame Chan (Needy Streamer Overload)

- A.B.A (Guilty Gear)

- Mr. Boss (Smiling Friends)

- Pearl (Steven Universe)

- Spinel (Steven Universe)

- Daisuke (Mouthwashing)

- Anya (Mouthwashing)

- "Maora" Yoshitaka Ichinomiya (The Gentlemen's Alliance Cross)

- "Jinx" Powder (Arcane)

- Caitlyn (Arcane)

- "Angel" Kanade Tachibana (Angel Beats)

Friends Kin Assigned Me

-Terrance (Pixie Hollow)

-Moral Orel

-Mephesto (Blue Exorcist)

[prolix-yuy]

IT'S TIME! I am here for some Palomino Jack funtimes!

Oh my God, flustered absentminded Jack is so freakin sweet! And I love this sassy little kitchen table, the banter is making me smile like a goof.

Awwww, she's coming for Christmas! The shenanigans may be high, but the sweetness is definitely going to make up for it.

HALF PINT MY BELOVED. That would be my horse of choice. Not to ride, just to chill with. Immaculate vibes with my stubby legged friend.

AWWWWW THE SWEETEST SURPRISE!

Later. There will be time for all that later, preferably in front of a roaring fireplace.

Manifesting some bearskin rug fireside sexytimes!

Kingsmen shenanigans indeed! "Festive arguing is a winter sport" made me laugh out loud. It sounds like my family holidays but even more fun.

Oh my gosh, a present for Jack just made me blush. I don't know what it is about gift giving but it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. A cowboy hat for her is so freakin perfect, and I love how happy it makes her.

He shrugs with an insolent grin. ‘I’m a grown man, I’ll do what I like. ‘

Why was that so hot? Cee, why was that so hot? My lord, I need to lie down and we're not even to the good part.

THE BELT BUCKLE CEEEEEEEE! I cannot stop smiling, this is too cute.

AND SHE GOT HIM THE SKI SUIT I'M GOING TO MELTTTTTTTT.

Thank you for once again allowing the female gaze to run the show here. I am, as always, looking disrespectfully at this delicious man and ready to devour him.

Jesus H. Christ. It’s too fucking early to be sinning.

Oh and he knows what he's doing, that cocky shit.

Hooking his thumbs into his belt, he suddenly turns with a dramatic flourish and arches his back, granting you an unrivalled view of his behind framed by the chaps cut off at the top of his thighs, the ski suit tight against his pert bottom.

CEE I AM SCREAMING YES WORK IT BABY! I AM LOSING MY MIND. HE'S TOO POWERFUL. I NEED A SNOWSUIT COWBOY LAP DANCE STAT!

I was honestly just thinking of Magic Mike and then you slip that little reference in there like the angel you are. Perfection.

Well I was just catching my breath then you give me SNOWSUIT FUCKING. PLUS CHAPS. CEE YOU HAVE DESTROYED ME. I AM A FOREVER CHANGED WOMAN.

I need to splash some cold water on my face and nethers. This was so much fun and I had an absolute blast reading it! Thank you for giving us the best Christmas gift ever, the smarmy sweet cowboy of my dreams!

A Palomino Christmas

Jack Daniels x f!reader

|| Palomino universe oneshot, out of chronological order as I haven't finished the series yet. Can be read as a stand-alone. ||

{ Fuck Yeah Holidays | Series Masterlist | Main Masterlist }

Rating: E

Summary: You spend Christmas at the ranch with Jack. You thought the present you got him was inspired until you see him wearing it - the cowboy way.

Inspired by snowsuit anon and this adorable post (and a super cute nickname for a pony) sent to me by @aynsleywalker.

Warnings: !Ski suit action!, drinking, mention of food, gratuitous descriptions of the male bulge body, dirty talk, safe unprotected sex, feelings so fluffy. These holiday fics are for fun, so not as *rigorously edited* as my regular stories, please forgive any mistakes or plot holes!

Word count: 4.5k

Dedicated to @guiltypleasure-girl who I'm so grateful to have made friends with this year and who, imho, draws the best Jack in all the lands. If you don't already, follow her art page @guiltypleasure-art for the most gorgeous fanart ❤️

It’s always busy in the Stateman’s main kitchen on Christmas morning. The smokey burn of firewood warms the cozy space as the radio blares holiday tunes. Poppy presides over the operations at the head of the table - everything is planned down to the T and everyone has a role.

On any other Christmas day, Jack would be her sous-chef, the one she relies on to keep everyone on schedule and in their place.

But alas, today is not any other Christmas day.

The normally put together cowboy ambles around the place like a headless chicken, leaving a trail of half-completed tasks in his wake. Tequila, in uncharacteristic discretion, follows two steps behind.

He turns off the tap that Jack’s left pouring into the already full kettle, draining the excess water and putting it on the boil.

There’s one slice of bread in the toaster, while another lies forgotten on the table, which Teak slides into the free slot and pushes down the lever.

Jack pulls a jar of pickles from the fridge unseeingly, putting it on the table and walking away in search of a mug under three sets of watching, worried eyes. Teak replaces it with his friend’s favourite strawberry jam without a word.

While the oblivious cowboy’s back is turned, Teak motions his hand and forth across his neck in a slicing motion, mouthing nope emphatically at the occupants of the kitchen table.

On his cue, Poppy clears her throat and speaks up, ‘Jack, sweetie, why don’t you go check on the horses after your toast? The stable boys want to leave work early today after doing their morning rounds.’

‘Yeah, sure,��� he answers absent-mindedly, staring down into the empty mug in his grasp as if he’s lost his train of thought.

At that very moment, the toaster pops and Jack practically jumps out of his skin, stepping on Jameson’s paw where he’s lying on his rug in front of the fire, prompting an indignant yelp from the border collie and winces from around the table.

‘Sorry boy,’ he apologises and picks up his toast - burning his fingers - and stumbling over his feet to set his plate down. ‘Mornin’,’ he nods to the others without really registering who’s there.

Jack proceeds to butter his toast with such singular focus that he doesn’t notice when Tequila fills his still empty cup with coffee, only to knock it over immediately when a phone buzzes and his hand flies out to grab his. Ginger and Poppy trade concerned looks as he jumps onto his feet with another apology, snatching a tea towel to clean up the mess.

Eggsy, on potato peeling duty on the other side of the table, isn’t so diplomatic. ‘You’re jumpier than Bambi this morning, cowboy.’

Jack grunts noncommittally and chews on his toast, not rising to the bait.

‘Don’t be so nervous mate, we promise we’ll be on our best behaviour.’

Teak snorts from the kitchen counter where he’s making his PBJ. ‘I don’t know about England, but around these parts, lying on Christmas day is frowned upon.’

Eggsy replies high-handedly, ‘Can’t speak for you, Tequila, but I’ll be on my best behaviour.’

Ginger chuckles as Teak sits down at the table with his sandwich. ‘Ha! I’ll believe it when I see it.’

Jack points a forceful finger at the boys, one after the other. ‘I swear to the baby Jesus Christ, if you two don’t behave yourselves, there will be hell to pay.’

Eggsy snickers. ‘Never thought I’d see the day. Ol’ cowboy Jack falls heads over heels for a bird -’ he screeches when the coffee-soaked rag hits him in the face, which sends Teak into hysterical laughter. ‘Oi! What the fuck, man!’

Ignoring the ruckus, Jack dusts the crumbs from his hands and shrugs on his jacket, grabbing a thermos and filling it up with fresh coffee. With a hurried later, he strides out of the warmth of the kitchen and into the frigid morning air.

Thermos tucked under his arm, Jack rubs his palms together, warming his fingertips with his breath as snow crunches beneath his well-worn boots. The ranch is blanketed in thick snow, a picture-perfect postcard landscape as it is every Christmas. The morning mist has yet to burn off, but he can tell by the peek of blue through the clouds that it will be a fine day.

If your flight is on time, you should be on your way by now. He’d wanted to pick you up from the airport, but you insisted that there’s no point in him driving all the way there when you already know the way. Depending on the conditions, it shouldn’t be long until you arrive.

His list of chores isn’t long this morning - the stable boys will be on duty until lunchtime - but still, he wants to tick all the boxes before you get here. Striding into the heated stables, he says howdy to the grooms and whistles, smiling as dozens of faces appear at the doors, ears pointed forwards in attention, snickering and whinnying at him.

This never gets old.

‘Mornin’ ladies and gentlemen,’ he calls out, wandering down the stalls, rubbing a velvety nose here and pulling on a furry ear there. ‘Who’s ready to stretch their legs this fine mornin’, huh?’

Starting at the end of the stables, he unlatches Bourbon’s door and ushers him out of the stall, then crosses the aisle to let out Tanqueray, Champ’s elderly but still supremely poised Friesian, who clops leisurely towards the exit. Zig-zagging back and forth, Jack whistles, jostles and chats to the horses, all smartly dressed in warm rugs, as they file out down the corridor and into the courtyard for a bit of morning exercise while the stable boys mucked out their stalls.

‘No loitering, ma’am,’ says Jack sternly when Poppy’s mare, Pie, idles in the middle of the building. He gives her a firm pat on the rump to get her moving and whistles at one of the cheeky Shetland ponies who’s snuck into someone else’s stall. ‘Half-Pint! What did I say about stealing your friends’ treats? Shoo, now!’

The stables empty, the echoes of hooves on the concrete ground fading, with Scotch being one of the last to exit. Looping back to make sure there are no dilly-dalliers, Jack’s surprised to find the palomino, who would normally be leading the charge towards the grazing fields, still lingering at the barn doors.

‘Whatcha doin’, boy?’ he calls out.

Scotch tosses his head and steps to the side -

And you appear.

With the biggest grin, you run towards him and fly into his arms.

Your cheeks are wet, the spray of snow powder melting when it hits your skin. It drifts all around you as Scotch eats up the white ground, the thundering hooves muted by the soft cushion of the untouched, overnight snow. The mountain air is sweet and pure and stingingly cold, you can barely feel your face anymore - but it might just be from how hard you’ve been smiling.

You feel like you’re in the middle of a Christmas movie. The lush, green landscape you remember so well from your trip months ago is now all coated in wintry glory, but you still recognise the contours of the land and the mountains. It’s your first time in the saddle since - the whistle of the winds in your ear is a song you remember all the words to, the burn in your out-of-practice muscles all over a familiar old friend.

And you’re happy.

Slowing Scotch to an easy trot as you approach the end of the trail, your breath mists in front of your face as you look down over the ranch, a scene straight out of a classic snow globe, thin wisps of smoke drifting from the chimneys of the wooden lodges dotted across the property.

Gently manoeuvring the palomino to a halt and giving him a pat on the neck, you turn to smile at Jack as he walks up beside you on Whiskey. ‘I’ve missed this so much.’

‘Me too,’ he answers, warm eyes on you.

You give him a sidelong glance. ‘You’ve been here the whole time, cowboy.’

‘I know. I’ve missed you being here.’ He reaches over and pulls your gloved hand towards him, presses a kiss to the back. You want to shuck off the leather and cup his whiskered jawline in your palm, push the well-worn hat off and twine your fingers into his hair -

Later. There will be time for all that later, preferably in front of a roaring fireplace.

You break the moment with an eyebrow arched in a challenge. ‘Race you to the stables?’

Jack grins. ‘You’re on, darlin’.’

Christmas dinner is in the main lodge, which you didn’t use during your trip in the summer. The intimate space is exuberantly decorated in red and gold, a huge, freshly cut pine tree stands proudly by the antique fireplace, a merry fire burning. The table is beautifully laid, silverware immaculately polished and fine china sit alongside holidays-themed napkins. A magnificent feast lines the length of the mahogany dining table comfortably seating eight.

But any kind of decorum stops there.

As the hours tick by and bottles of wine and sherry are emptied, the meal has descended into what Jack warned you in advance as ‘typical Kingsman chaos’. According to the cowboy, the whole Kingsman team comes to the ranch every summer for their annual company retreat, but only Merlin, Eggsy and Harry fly over for Christmas. And while their contingent is small, havoc is an inevitable conclusion where any number of the Kingsman are involved.

Desserts are still being passed around the table - sticky toffee pudding, pecan pie and Yule log - when Teak and Eggsy start to raise their voices and slap the table about British and American Christmas songs. They’re currently yelling - not singing - carols at each other, with Jameson barking excitedly in the background.

Tequila throws his hands up in frustration at Eggsy’s rendition of Twelve Days of Christmas. ‘Why is there a partridge in a pear tree? What the fuck is a partridge?’

Champ and Merlin are having a more civilised but no less intense debate about pies - specifically mince pies versus pumpkin pie as a holiday dessert.

‘Next year, old chap,’ declares Merlin. ‘I’ll bring mince pies with me and you’ll be eating your words, just you wait.’

Jack whispers in your ear. ‘He says that every year, but never does.’

You chuckle and turn your attention to Harry, who’s now insisting that they should put Love Actually up on the big projector screen after dinner, whereas Ginger and Poppy are lobbying for Elf.

‘Why not The Holiday? It’s literally the perfect American-British movie,' you pitch in, which launches another furious tirade of debate at your end of the table.

Jack mumbles under his breath. ‘Because they’re idiots and pointless, festive arguing is a winter sport around here.’

His arm is warm around your shoulders as you giggle into your mulled wine. ‘Is it like this every year?’

‘Yup,’ he answers, really popping the P. With a mild touch of embarrassment, he holds your amused gaze and asks, ‘Too much?’

Tipping your face upwards, you press a chaste kiss to his lips.

‘Just enough,’ you assure him as the corners of his eyes crinkle in the warmest smile.

You didn’t have time to drop off your suitcase at Jack’s cottage, which is a short drive from the ranch, when you arrived in the morning. Instead, with Champ’s blessing, you commandeered one of the guest cabins, all empty in the off-season - which is just as well. By the time midnight rolls around, it’s clear that no one is in any state to make their way back to their respective off-site houses.

Harry and the ladies retired to their borrowed rooms a little while ago, leaving you and Jack to round up the stragglers. You check on Teak, lying face down on the sofa, bundled up in his winter quilts in an aborted attempt to leave. A few steps over, you drape a blanket on Champ and another one on Merlin, who are passed out on armchairs which look comfortable enough to sleep in, socked feet up on matching ottomans. Eggsy is cuddling with Jameson in front of the fire, and Jack feeds the logs to make sure it burns till morning.

It’s bleak outside. Jack shields you from the worst of the winds, tucking you into his side as you trudge across the snow, the early start you’ve had catching up on you. Thankfully, the heating is already on in the cabin when you get there, and he starts a fire as well while you get ready for bed.

When you pad into the bedroom in your pyjamas, teeth brushed and makeup washed off, Jack looks up to see you holding a neatly-wrapped present, a shy smile on your lips.

Standing up from the fireplace, he dusts his hands and reaches for you, palms settling on the small of your back, leaning down to graze his still cold nose against yours. ‘Is that for me, darlin’?’

‘Maybe,’ you reply coyly. ‘Do you want to do presents now or tomorrow morning?’

‘Let’s do it now, I have to feed the horses early tomorrow,’ answers Jack, pecking you on the cheek. ‘Give me five minutes.’

The bed is cold, and you have to steel yourself to burrow into the icy cocoon of the thick covers, missing Jack’s warmth. He doesn’t make you wait long, re-appearing in just boxers, and a big box in hand, switching off all but the bedside lights.

Sliding under the duvet, he yelps when your icy feet tangle into his longer legs, making you laugh. His bare skin heats you up instantly as he wraps one arm around you and pulls you into his broad chest. You feel him hum when he asks, ‘You want to go first, darlin’?’

Blinking up at him, you answer nervously, ‘No - you first.’

He pushes the box your way and you sit up, pretending to shake the package to gauge what’s inside. Jack chuckles, his strong forearms dark against the beige quilt wrapped around his middle. Only his fingers give away his nerves, picking at loose threads in the fabric as you carefully unravel the wrapping paper.

Lifting the lid of the box, your lips part and you stare wordlessly at what’s inside.

‘Jack,’ you breathe. ‘It’s beautiful.’

Gently, you pull out the cowboy hat in tan suede, the smell of fresh leather comforting as you turn it over in your grasp, marvelling at the craftsmanship in the dips and swells of the construction.

‘Try it on, darlin’,’ he says, his shoulders relaxing in relief at your reaction.

You do, and of course, it fits perfectly. Shuffling onto your knees, you crawl closer to kiss him fully on the lips, tilting your head to the side so that his face fits under the brim of your hat. ‘Thank you, I love it.’

Jack arches an eyebrow. ‘You might want to check the box again, darlin’.’

Sitting back on your haunches, you send him an almost accusatory look. ‘You can’t give me two presents, cowboy.’

He shrugs with an insolent grin. ‘I’m a grown man, I’ll do what I like. ‘

Your eyes alight on the black velvet case at the bottom of the box, and you draw it out with careful fingers as if it will break. With one last glance at Jack, you gingerly lift the lid, feeling the hinges creak.

Jack watches you closely, his own breathing suspended as you stare down into your hands, thoughts whirring in his head. Is it too much, too soon? Is he comin’ on too strong? Would you even like it?

After the longest ten seconds of his life, you look up at him with soft eyes and brows drawn, a crack in your voice. ‘Jack.’

He gives you a lopsided smile and reaches for the box. ‘I went back to the same silversmith who made my belt buckle and asked him to make this.’

The chain is delicate in his big, weathered hands. It takes him a couple of tries, but he eventually manages to pry open the hinge of the clasp and holds out the necklace towards you in a question. ‘May I, darlin’?’

Turning around, the bed dips behind you as Jack shifts closer, cool silver kissing your décolletage as he fastens the clasp behind your neck. Your gaze drops downwards, the tip of your index finger testing the weight of the solid sterling pendant in the shape of a flask, Statesman emblazoned in delicate lettering -

A much smaller but exact copy of his belt buckle.

His words draw you out of your thoughts. ‘You like it?’

‘I love it,’ you correct him, twisting around to tackle him into the mattress, your knees around his waist as you loom over him, knocking off your hat so you can kiss him properly. ‘It’s perfect. Thank you.’

The pendant dangles from your neck, tickling him on the chin as he winds one big hand into your hair, his eyes following as it sways. ‘It looks good on you, darlin’.’

The warm, fuzzy feeling in your chest starts to recede as your eyes land on the present you got for him on the bed. The giddiness you felt when you found it is a distant dream, instead, anxiety threatens to take root deep in your head. If you got something from Amazon tonight, is there any chance that they could deliver tomorrow -

‘Darlin’. You’re thinking too loudly,’ says Jack soothingly, chucking you gently under your chin. ‘What’s wrong?’

You shake your head. ‘I got you a really stupid present. Let’s forget about it - I’ll get you something else.’

His brows draw together in concern as he grabs your wrists and pulls you flush against his chest so that there’s nowhere else to look but at him. ‘Don’t say that, there’s no such thing as a stupid present. Whatever you got me, I’m sure I’ll love it.’

You inhale deeply, chewing your bottom lip. ‘You mentioned a few weeks ago that your leather jacket and fleeces are too bulky and it’s hard to move around in all the layers when it's cold.’

He nods encouragingly. ‘That I did.’

Propping yourself up on your elbows, you reach out and drag the package towards him. ‘Well, I saw this at my local shop, and thought it might help.’

Jack gives you a reassuring smile and leans back into the pillows, grabbing the present excitedly. He pulls you against his side, as if he’s trying to squeeze all the self-doubt out of you, the gift draped across your laps as he starts to unwrap it.

You’re a bundle of jitters when he rips off the wrapping paper with impatient fingers, and the lightweight and puffy blue fabric comes into view.

Jack shakes out the neatly folded one-piece. ‘Is it - a ski suit?’

You nod and point out the black contrasting detailing on the front of the suit. ‘It's light and it's warm. Look at the western design with the single point pockets - I couldn’t not get it for you.’

Jack chuckles, the sound warming you as his arm tightens around your shoulders. ‘Well, I’ll be damned. So simple, yet so clever.’

‘You like it?’ you ask in the smallest voice.

‘I love it,’ he grins, drawing you in for another kiss. ‘Thank you, darlin’.’

Finally assuaged, you sag against him, a yawn creeping up on you as the tension in your body recedes. ‘You want to try it on now?’

Tucking you in, he says, ‘I’ll try it tomorrow, it’s been a long day for you, darlin’.

Putting your hat and his ski suit on the bedside table, Jack turns off the light, his body immediately seeking out yours under the sheets, claiming every inch of you with a leg between your thighs, front plastered to your back, palms under your ratty pyjamas top, splayed across your naked skin.

It’s been too long.

Nose tucked behind your ear, his arms full of you - finally here after months of feeling your phantom weight in his embrace - the night slips away as the snow falls outside.

It’s too warm under the covers when you wake up, even though Jack’s side of the bed is empty. You stretch lazily, the clock reads 8am but the fire is still going strong, he must have stoked it when he got up.

You decide to make some coffee and wait for him to come back before venturing to the communal kitchen for breakfast. While the water boils, you smile as you fiddle with the necklace sitting on your chest, warm and reassuring against your skin.

The smell of caffeine fills the cabin as you sip from your mug, and before long, you hear Jack stomping up the stairs, humming a country tune in his raspy baritone as he approaches the door.

Pouring him a steaming cup, you say, ‘Hey, I made you some coffee -’

You trail off when you turn around.

Your morning brain can’t quite grasp the picture in front of you. Jack’s still wearing his cowboy hat, his nose red from the cold. Vaguely, you realise he’s wearing the present you gifted him - and you congratulate yourself on the fact that it fits him like a damn glove.

The ski suit accentuates his broad shoulders and tapers in at his waist in a flattering cut, the zipper drawn all the way up to the hollow of his throat. He’s replaced the detachable belt that came with the ski suit with his own, the flask bottle buckle popping against the blue.

But the bottom half - that you have trouble comprehending. It takes you a beat longer to realise why.

He’s wearing full-length cowboy chaps over it.

Chaps are essentially leather trousers with the seat cut out, and Jack's wearing them with his belt looped through the straps. You know he only uses them when it’s muddy, to keep his jeans clean. He didn’t wear them at all on your pack trip, but you’ve seen a peek on Facetime in the rainy months in between. And now that you're seeing them in person, you decide that like them - a lot.

Your gaze, slow as molasses despite being completely unburdened by shame, slides all the way down to the triangle of blue framed by the negative space in the brown chaps where - for the lack of a better expression - his prominent endowment hangs heavy at the apex of his strong thighs. Not that you’re trying to look, but you can see the very heft of him through the fabric.

Jesus H. Christ. It’s too fucking early to be sinning.

When Jack realises that you’re staring, he says somewhat apologetically, clearly oblivious to the merry tangent your mind has gone off on. ‘Sorry, I know I’m not meant to wear it this way, but I didn’t want to get it dirty -’

You shake your head hastily. ‘No, it’s not that. It’s - perfect.’

Something breathless in your tone catches his ear, and he tilts his head to the side, one large hand coming to rest on his hip, thick fingers spread obnoxiously wide over the side of the chaps. The beginning of a cocky smile lifts the corner of his mouth. ‘Yeah, darlin’? You like it?’

Leaving your mug on the counter top, you bite your lip and give him your best teasing grin. ‘Why don’t you turn around so I can take a better look, cowboy?’

He arches an eyebrow at your boldness, but decides to indulge you. Voice dropping an octave, he rasps, ‘Better take a seat for this, darlin’.’

You grin and do as you’re told, turning the kitchen chair around so that you’re facing him, running your eyes up and down his frame as he steps into your space, narrow hips swaying to a beat you can’t hear. Hooking his thumbs into his belt, he suddenly turns with a dramatic flourish and arches his back, granting you an unrivalled view of his behind framed by the chaps cut off at the top of his thighs, the ski suit tight against his pert bottom.

‘Enjoy the view, darlin’?’ he asks, grinning over his shoulder at you.

You swat him on one cheek playfully, and when he swoops suddenly into your lap in a classic burlesque move, you squeal, ‘Jack!’

Bending his knees, he grinds into your thighs as you laugh, the ski suit soft on your skin while the leather chaps scrape against your bare shins. Turning around, he reaches up to tug the suit’s zipper downwards in a slow, deliberate course, and he purrs, ‘What say you if ol’ cowboy Jack gives you a proper show, hmm?’

You inhale sharply as the white wife beater underneath comes into view, and you reach up to help him push one side of the ski suit off his shoulder, revealing the firm line of his left arm.

‘Thought that was more of Teak’s thing,’ you quip, licking your lips as your eyes skim down his front to settle on the weighty bulge now straining against the front of the suit, your eager fingers pulling him closer by his belt buckle.

Gripping the edge of the table, he traps you into your seat, his stare dropping to the matching pendant resting on your now heaving bosom, taking in your blown pupils as he grins. ‘Anythin’ for you, darlin’.’

‘Aren’t I the luckiest girl,’ you muse, taking off his hat and flinging it onto the table, his hungry stare alone pinning you in place when you drag him down to you by his lapels.

Warm lips part yours and he delves into your mouth, kissing you deeply. The promise of more leaves you chasing him as he draws back with a drawl. ‘You’re about to get a whole lot luckier, darlin’.’

The thick material of the ski suit is almost pillowy as your fingers dig into his shoulders to steady yourself. It rubs gently on your nipples as you rock against Jack, arms wound around his neck while his desperate hands cup and knead the plump swell of your ass, dragging you up and down his hard cock.

‘That’s it, you’re ridin' me beautifully, darlin’,’ he growls into your ear, exhaling hot and heavy as he nips your collar bone. ‘Missed you so much.’

His chaps are slippery under your bare thighs from your slick, and you clench at the sensation of being completely naked on top of him when he’s still fully clothed, only his belt and zipper undone so that he can fuck up into you, the rickety kitchen chair groaning under the weight of the two of you.

‘Missed you too,’ you whisper against his lips, crying out when he hits a particularly deep spot inside you. ‘Yes, yes, harder, Jack.’

Leaning forward, he takes one breast into his hot mouth, one eye on your necklace that’s sticking to your sweaty skin before licking you between your tits and over the silver pendant, the salt sharp on his tongue. He hums, ‘You wear it so well.’

‘I won’t take it off, ever,’ you swear, throwing your head back when he scrapes his teeth against the column of your neck, so full of him that your knees quake.

‘Good,’ growls Jack, thrusting harder into you, making your breath stutter. ‘Keep me with you, darlin’ - always.’

You smile, fingers curled into his hair, stealing a tender moment as your noses bump and eyes meet with the easiest promise you will ever keep. ‘Always.’

Notes: Am I allowed to pick favourites? I'm not? I'm doing it anyway -- this is my favourite out of all the holiday fics, no question! I'm so soft for cowboy Jack and his darlin' 🥹 We've been spending time with just the two of them so far in the series, so it was really fun to explore the group situations, especially with the Kingsman involved!

I hope you enjoyed this fluffy interlude. Wishing you all a very merry Christmas and thank you so much for reading ❤️

[gabriellesteele]

I love my sister so much super happy when shes here with me at my flat #sisters #sister #sisterslove #flat #funtimes #snapchatfilters #love #happy #life #winter #chilling #relaxing #fun (at Gloucester, Gloucestershire)

[hectorramirezdo]

#Life is like a #swing, moving up and down, just hold it tight and #enjoy the #ride ... ! . . . . . #swinging #park #fun #funtimes #happiness #kids #children #sunny #winter #holiday #familytime #orizaba #veracruz #mexico #trip #travel #vacation #instagood #instatravel #instamoment #picoftheday (en Orizaba Centro, Orizaba) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6pAWK1D6Vz/?igshid=17g9829jwvacy

[jammedmuses]

let the discourse begin [ x ]

Tisk, Tisk, you got Dissed! Funtime Freddy, Santa noticed that red stapler you stole from your co-worker's office desk last month.

“ Jokes on you! Seeing William flipping the entire office upside down looking for that stapler is WELL worth getting onto the Naughty List! ”

“ And we’d do it again! ”

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There's a reason Santa created a Naughty List. And you're just one of those reasons Golden Freddy.

Literally couldn’t care less, he goes by his own moral compass and his own moral compass alone.

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Santa's been watching you Springtrap, and right now you have a very large coal mine coming your way.

Tired sigh. “ ... thanks. It’ll keep me warm during Winter, I guess... ”

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So far you are on the "Nice" list Millie, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice!

“ ........ I’m 14. ”

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Well, Gretel, you've been a good kid this year. Santa has lots of good stuff for you this Christmas!

“ Well! I suppose that’s not too shabby all things considered, h- heh...! ”

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Tails Doll do you kiss your Mom with that mouth?! Santa puts kids on the Naughty List for cursing, and frankly you've got a mouth like a Sailor! Naughty List for you.

“ Fuck you! What mouth!? WHAT FUCKING MOUTH do you see on my face!? ”

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Now, Bendy. Santa knows you're trying, but it still doesn't make up for last year. You're on the Naughty List.

“ WELL THEN?? I GUESS TRYING DOESN’T FUCKING MEAN ANYTHING THEN??? HOW ABOUT I DON’T TRY AT ALL AND BECOME THE LEGEND AT THE VERY TOP OF YOUR NAUGHTY LIST THEN??? HUH??? ” He took this very personally.

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Alice Angel, you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name on the Nice List!

“ Oh, you~! I just do what I can! ”

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Congratulations, Jinx! You've made the Nice List! JUST KIDDING. You've been a very bad, bad person.

“ Ugh... thanks for reminding me that I suck forever no matter what. ”

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In the words of Larry David, you've been "pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good" this year Breach.

“ Of course! I make sure everything’s good and pretty in place! ” She might have misinterpreted this at some point...

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Ho ho ho! Nice try, Banshee. Thought you could slip one past the Big Guy, huh? Naughty.

Literally starts sobbing. “ I-I’m trying the best I can--! ” How could you do this to her!?

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Whoa Ketut! You need to start thinking about packing your bags if you don't change your ways soon. Santa is more likely to hunt you down than bring you a present.

“ He’s envious that Halloween is and will ALWAYS be 666 thousand times better than Christmas! Come at me, un-spooky old fart! ”

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You'll be getting a big gift this year! A big, big box of packaged air. That's right Cubby you're on the Naughty List.

“ Oh, com’on! Actually, wait.. I can just paint a Santa Claus replica who will gift me! ” Cubby no that’s cheating, that’s exactly the kinda thing that gets you on the naughty list.

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The world could use more people like you, Gintara. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!

“ Thank you! I’m glad I’m making a positive difference! I just wish my mother would’ve chosen this path as well. She would be much happier, I’m sure. I know I am! ”

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Iasis, Santa has something extra special for you this year! You're at the top of the Nice List.

“ Um. I mean thank you, but-- at the top of the list? Did I really earn that...? ” Come on kid, give yourself more credit.

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Nina Blip, you REALLY put ex-lax in Santa's cookies?! Don't expect to see your name on the Nice List anytime soon.

“ Whatever, I don’t want nor need your imaginary judgmental fat ass getting stuck down my chimney anyway. ” Don’t you have anything to say about the ex-lax, Nina?

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So far you are on the "Nice" list Bea, but you'd better watch out... Santa's checking his list twice!

“ Hey! People can’t make perfect choices every second! ”

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Kiki, you have been sooooo nice that you make "The CareBears" look selfish.

Happy bouncing!

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Way to help that old lady, Technum. Santa will certainly add you to the Nice List this year.

“ Well, when an ‘old program’ doesn’t run well, you should always find ways for it to run smoother instead of having it struggle until it crashes! ” Well that’s quite the analogy to “you should always help others” but it works.

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The world could use more people like you, Spectrum. Keep up the good work, and you'll make the Nice List every year!

“ I’m sure my brother is a far better role model, but thanks. ”

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You better start making some room for the huge lump of coal you’re about to get, or either start cleaning up your act Goose!

No. :)

It might as well use that very coal to commit arson. :))

[the-barefoot-hatter]

https://youtu.be/w_Hepr4XSJg?t=239&si=Xc1gB6Tl-UWBjbAI Found what you were referencing, now I have a cheesy sitcom to watch! 😍

HOOOOLY MOLY. you found it~! Yes!

You win~!

[amazon160]

MY BOOK OF FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S X WINGS OF FIRE CROSSOVERS!!

Okay whenever I listen to a songs I like my mind will automatically chime whatever WoF character fits it best. Either a canon character, my original character, or someone from my WoF AU. So Imma record ALL of my grand ideas on here 😌

1. You can’t hide-Strongwings and Fierceteeth watching out for Sunny the night she steals the Obsidion Mirror.

2. Dead but not buried-Orca’s statue chasing Tsunami and also because it’s an inanimate object created to kill dragonets I REALLY wanna use Orca for a crossover

3. It’s in my blood-Winter mad at his dead dad

4. I got no time-Fathom and Indigo hiding from Albatross while he goes insane :)

5. Fetch-Deathbringer bragging about fetching his dead targets as an assassin

6. No more-My OC Polar be breaking the system in the arena

7. Die in a fire-Sora literally tries to explode Icicle with fire of course she wants Icicle to die in a fire

8. Into the pit-Battlewinner be chilling in a pit of lava and Starflight thinks the Nightwings are sus

9. The ultimate fright-Wasp mind controlling the Hivewings and creeping out the Silkwings

10. Get away-Blue getting away from said Hivewings

11. The puppet song-Clay being the supportive bean he is

12. Withered-Flame complaining about his face

13. We’re not coming back-Wren and Sky running off on their own and not going back to their families

14. Dance to forget-Foeslayer the MOTHERLY FIGURE being tortured in “UNDERGROUND” ice cave and being frozen by stabbing her COLD CHEST

15. Labyrinth-Smolder dealing with his sisters and trying to live a happy life then it all goes down and he can finally spite them

16. Lullaby dies-Albatross singing Fathom a lullaby like a nice grandpa but the lullaby dies and he tries to kill him

17. Don’t forget-Leafwings be angry at Hivewings for killing them off and killing their home and now they angry and want revenge

18. Run run-Either Palm or my OC Dusk, both of them like to run away from people

19. Break cycle-The DoD and Jade Winglet shall break the cycles of wars between tribes

20. Afton family-I think the royal Seawing family is screwed up, but the royal ICEWING family is even more screwed

21. Disconnected-Webs was bEtRAyEd by the talons of peace

22. Cycle-Io and Swordtail bout to break their cycle they fell victim to. Great song too 😆

23. Nightmare by design-Hailstorm and Pyrite having identity issues

24. Dream your dream-Whiteout will dream her dream because her life is messed up and it SHOULDN’Tbe she be a precious bean 😭

25. Save me-Coral rushing down to save her children and mourning over Orca

26. To be beautiful-Scarlet manipulating Icicle and saying how beautiful she was before her face was melted off lol

27. Break my mind-Dude Gill got some mental

28. Look at me now-Look at Darkstalker he be trapped inside Peacemaker now :O

29. Join us for a bite-Fatespaker trying to be friendly to Starflight but everyone else is NOT HELPING-!!

30. Stay calm-Turtle trying not to have a heart attack the length of his life

31. Don’t come crying-Anemone acting like she’s all that

32. Left behind- Chameleon was left behind by the Rainwings. I mean come on. The song screamed Chameleon to me.

33. I can’t fix you-Icicle being all that to Winter’s face and she be disappointed in him

34. Phantoms in the night-In my AU Chameleon’s forms are individual “spirits” like in this song

35. Count the Ways-If all the WoF deaths had some sort of puppet master behind it all, it would be Crescent from my AU trying to kill off Chameleon because he’s still alive

36. It’s been so long-Kestrel mourning over her post children. Mostly her son who she supposedly killed.

37. Springtrap finale-Hawthorn has been punished for his actions stuck in a cramped space away from others for a long time. He knows a lot of things and is kinda insane. Plus he’s green.

38. Crawling-For some reason Ennard reminds me of Arctic. Cause Arctic had to rip out his own guts just like the Funtimes-if there was an in the flesh song I’d put it as Arctic-😭

AAANNDD that’s it!! Thanks those who stuck with me till the end. Heck this still wasn’t as many ideas as I’ve had, I just shuffled ONE playlist I have and went from whatever song comes up first. Ha. Expect MORE crossovers!!! Until then feel free to use these for any ideas!

[the-blackest-spider]

Sorry I've been on the, quiet side this week. So Doctor follow up on my ER visit for my pinky led to a referral to an orthopedic surgeon but unfortunately they only come here once a week from Utah and I have NV Medicaid sooo the first appt available is January 20th, and even by some chance my pinky straightens out by then I still need to go so the orthopedic doctor can make sure it's healed/healing properly.

So that's where I am with that and basically the las 10 or so days of January are gonna be crazy, because of tooth stuff to, I broke my tooth all the way down to the bone and luckily I had back in 2014 gotten a root canal because otherwise I would have been in a whole fuckton of pain. They had fun pulling what was left (thought they were gonna have to pull out a jackhammer at one point) then rebuilt the part of the bone back up so it will be ready to set it up for me to get an implant and I'm going back to begin that process the 26th of January. So yep funtimes.

This weekend and coming week I'm probably going to not be around, Monday my Dad, my cousin (obviously the one I do like) and his wife and me are going to Vegas to this winter light thing and then out to eat to celebrate my birthday (which is Wednesday) and my cousin and cousin in law's b-days that were last week. Then there's Christmas eve and Christmas day (which I may be around at some point at least to say hi) and between now and Friday gotta deliver gifts and all that fun stuff.

But as always don't hesitate to drop me a message on here or over on Discord (tho the app has been acting weird for me) and if I don't see ya'll I hope you have a Happy Solstice and or a Merry Christmas this coming week.

[fnaffandomevents]

Hi! This is really late but...

The next event will be Animatronic August and will run throughout the month of August!

Some rules and info:

This is a month for the animatronics. Night guards and other characters can be featured but please focus on the animatronics.

There are both weekly and daily themes. You can do one or the other or even both! It’s up to you and what you think you are capable of handling!

Please appropriately tag any NSFW content, gore, etc.

Art, fics, edits, cosplay, etc. are all welcome!

Tag all submissions as #animatronicaugust2k20

If you want, you can also tag this blog

Any questions? Feel free to message me! I’ll be happy to answer them for you!

Have fun!

Theme list below the cut!

Daily themes: 

August 1st- Isolated

All things start with one alone. On this day, create something around the idea of alone.

August 2nd- Sun

A big ball of fire in the sky that marks daytime. On this day, create something around the idea of the sun.

August 3rd- Moon

A (relatively) small rock in the sky that marks night time. Considered to be the opposite of the sun. On this day, create something around the idea of moon.

August 4th- Lost & Found

What’s lost is usually found. Mostly because it’s sometimes put in a box labelled “lost and found.” On this day, create something around the idea of lost & found. 

August 5th- Grim

Don’t fear the reaper. On this day, create something around the idea of grim. 

August 6th- Sweets

Cake, candy, and Freddy Fudgebars. On this day, create something around the concept of sweets. 

August 7th- Caught

The exact opposite of the goal in hide and seek. On this day, create something around the idea of caught.

August 8th- Water

The element people need to live. Probably not that good for robots though. On this day, create something around the concept of water.

August 9th- Fish

Gone fishin’. On this day, create something around the idea of fish.

August 10th- Birthday

If your birthday is August 10th, you’re in luck! Also happy birthday! And be careful of lurking Funtime Freddys. On this day, create something around the concept of birthdays. 

August 11th- Space

Sun, moon, stars... or just a general emptiness. On this day, create something around the idea of space.

August 12th- Android

A humanoid robot as well as a phone system. On this day, create something around the idea of androids.

August 13th- LOL

Please stand by! On this day, create something around the idea of LOL.

August 14th- Nature

Trees, bugs, and flowers galore! On this day, create something around the idea of nature. 

August 15th- Nurture

Time for growth and development! On this day, create something around the concept of nurture.

August 16th- Knife

A sharp object used for cooking... or for more nefarious reasons. On this day, create something around the idea of knives.

August 17th- Bow

Can’t look your best when performing unless you’re decorated with a nice bow! On this day, create something around the idea of bows. 

August 18th- Rust

The result of oxygen mixing with metal. On this day, create something around the idea of rust.

August 19th- Road Trip

Time for a little sightseeing break! On this day, create something around the concept of road trips.

August 20th- Glass

A breakable substance that makes up many common objects, such as windows or cups. On this day, create something around the idea of glass.

August 21st- Ghost

A theme to lift the spirits! On this day, create something around the concept of ghosts.

August 22nd- Upgrade

Level up! On this day, create something around the idea of upgrade.

August 23rd- Scare

Not gonna lie when I started writing this description that one Phineas and Ferb song from the episode where Isabella has the hiccups popped into my head and now that is the only thing I can think of. Anyways. On this day, create something around the idea of scare. 

August 24th- Enemies

Sometimes two people just hate each other. On this day, create something around the idea of enemies. 

August 25th- Pride

June may be over but it’s never too late to have pride! On this day, create something around the idea of pride. 

August 26th- Fall

Did I literally just include this theme to make a joke? Maybe. Do I regret it? No. On this day, create something around the idea of fall.

August 27th- Gray

Ah, yes, the color between black and white. On this day, create something around the idea of gray.

August 28th- Animal

Every animatronic has a theme and many of them rely on animals. On this day, create something around the idea of animals.

August 29th- Door

Better keep that door shut! You never know what’s lurking behind. On this day, create something around the concept of doors.

August 30th- Mask

Wear a mask. That’s it, that’s the description. On this day, create something around the idea of masks. 

August 31st- Team

Everything’s better with friends. On this day, create something around the idea of team.

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Weekly themes:

Week 1 (August 1st - August 8th)- Spring

The season of new beginnings, flowers, and rain. During this week, create something around the idea of spring.

Week 2 (August 9th - August 15th)- Summer

Warm weather, sun, and swimming. During this week, create something around the idea of summer. 

Week 3 (August 16th - August 22nd)- Autumn

Crunchy leaves, apple cider, and Halloween! During this week, create something around the idea of autumn.

Week 4 (August 23rd - August 31st)- Winter

The season of snowstorms, snowmen, and presents. During this week, create something around the idea of winter.

[delanyb]

Since I’ve been slacking off with the Fnaf headcanon series for quite some time now, with no good reason, have some AR skins and event character headcanons

Shamrock Freddy

Like Frostbear and Firework Freddy,he’s a Freddy made specifically for the holidays. St. Patrick day to be exact

Has a Irish ascent to go with his holiday theme

Similar to Rockstar Freddy, he desires Faz-coin to a unhealthy degree

Enjoys talking about St. Patrick day traditions and folklore.

Is pretty self-centered

Usually picks on Frostbear for no good reason

All the other animatronics who take part in the Fazbear Funtime Service either are indifferent to him like Chica or 8 Bit Baby. While others like regular Freddy and Bonnie hate him for just being a overall jerk

In some instances when the animatronics are being shipped together in trucks for customers, a Shamrock Freddy always seems to cause some sort of commotion that usually leaves everyone in mangled animatronic parts by the end

The company was actually considering removing him off from the service completely given all the problem he caused

But considering that he makes for great revenue during the St. Patrick day season, they just left him alone for the other animatronics to deal with.

Firework Freddy

Aside from Chica with her cupcake, he’s the only one who comes with a accessory.

Has lots of nicknames, but the most common ones are Firework and just Summer Freddy

All the other animatronics find his firework very cool

Springtrap however does not becuase anything that goes boom gives him flashbacks to when the springlocks snappped back in the saferoom all those years ago...

Is a expert on cooking with a barbecue

Has a lot of knowledge on sport related stuff from all over the world

Hates the cold

However he doesn’t hate Frostbear and feels bad for him becuase of Shamrock Freddy’s constant bullying

Has a lot of extras clothes and extra accessories that correspond with the traditions of the customer(s) that ordered a vist from him

For instance, he may be all decked out for 4th of July one year, and the next you’ll see a bear ready for the beach and so fourth.

Constantly switching his attire for each visit does get a little annoying, but for him, making people happy in the end makes it worth all the hassle.

VR Toy Freddy

Is a completely different entity than regular Toy Freddy

Is the textbook definition of absolute gamer chad

Playing video games takes first priority for him

Recently he’s been playing the newest instalment in the fnamh’s (Five Nights At Mr Hug’s) series

He’s quite clumsy and bumps into other animatronics or common house things likes selves on a daily basis

But on the rare chance he’s not using his headset he’s usually making absurd theorys on what’s going on with the lore in the new Vr game

His main theory is that that this new strange crate looking character escaped from dumper purgatory from the previous game in the series and placed themselves into the in universe VR game.

Shamrock Freddy question why he’s still invested in that series though. As he states, the original trilogy is the best and that it all went downhill once that weird gumball machine used paper plates as a skin suit.

Whenever He or anyone else for that matter says something along the lines of that, VR Toy Freddy always goes into essay long arguments for why he’s wrong. He’s very quick to defend his favourite franchise

Jokes that he’s The Man Behind The Slaugher unironically even when the meme has died ( *In this universe the man behind the slaughter meme exists because of the Fnaf 1 news paper clippings, along with the fact that Springtrap is a well known entity thanks to HW, and the Fazbear Funtime service.*

Chocolate Bonnie

Nicknames are Choco Bonnie, and unfortunately as immature as it, Poop Bonnie

He’s made of real actual chocolate

Once somebody’s dog took a big bite out of his bottom right stomach area that simply couldn’t be repaired. The dog took 87 bites out of him btw

That’s why every single copy of the Chocolate Bonnie model scanned in after that day has that big and distracting hole

His three button and botie are mint candy flavoured

Real Easter eggs are hidden inside his stomach cavity and are placed near his endo parts

Though he’s more appropriate for Easter time, sometime he’s advertised for the Halloween season for that trick or treat goodness

Similar to Bon-Bon and Funtime Freddy , Easter and Chocolate Bonnie are a two in one package.

Given the surprising popularity of the Funtime Service, (*in universe*) a merch store has being set up to only spread word of their brand but to bring these beloved characters in the pop culture consensus again, and Chocolate Bonnie gets a bunch of merch

Whether it be a coffee mug,a shirt, or the type of chocolate bunny you’ll see in those craft stores, Cholocate Bonnie has it all.

Easter Bonnie

Is very dramatic and has a showman like personality. (Similar to Funtime Foxy in UCN)

His Easter egg pattern on his stomach area is actually drawn with crayons and the circles are get plain circle shaped stickers you would find at the your local dollar store. Goes to show that the Fazbear Funtime Service sticks to the roots of Fazbear Entertainment, being really cheep

How Easter and Chocolate Bonnie entertain customers is that Easter Bonnie usually has a “dramatic” retelling of the Easter bunny fairytale while Chocolate Bonnie’s the food, customers can eat while enjoying the play

He’s quite athletic

The “Happy Easter” tag on the top of his ear isn’t actually a intentional design choice

Easter Bonnie just stole it from a random candy store nearby

Some confuse him as a winter themed Bonnie covered in snow due to his mainly white colour palette. Considering that Freddy Frostbear’s a thing that isn’t that much of a stretch

Can perfectly imitate any of the other animatronic’s voices. It honestly shocks animatronics like Springtrap or Foxy with how well Easter Bonnie can capture this respective accents to a tee

He prefers to hop like a actual bunny than walking normally

Loves decorating Easter eggs.

Toxic Springtrap

All that purple goo is actually just fungi infected with some of that classic remnant

Due to his frightening nature he’s only available during Halloween time

However despite his looks he’s actually quite kind at heart. Much more than regular Springtrap that’s for sure

Is actually scared of the dark

He likes playing chess

Doesn’t like the fact that he’s advertised as something to be feared

Usually hangs around with 8-Bit Baby the most and the two usually play board games all day

Although like everyone else he feels some sort of discomfort whenever he’s shocked, the pain is really minor for him compared to other animatronics

Given that he’s only desired during the month of spooks, for the rest of the year, he’s left alone at the factory where all the animatronics are constructed and duplicated in the first place

Due to this he’s got a pleta of abandonment isssues

System Error Toy Bonnie

His head, body and limbs can be detached and put back together very easily

That’s how he entertains customers in fact. He’s basically a animatronic sized construction set, similar to Mangle

Their eyes glow bright orange in darkness

Is able to phaze through physical objects

Due to some people complaining about regular Toy Bonnie’s voicebox, the team chose to implant stock computer sound effects into System Error Toy Bonnie’s voicebox rather than actual dialogue.

Knows your WiFi password

Is taller than regular Toy Bonnie

The system error phrase near his stomach area gets brighter amd brighter whenever his costume shell is damaged

Static electricity flows through him from time to time. So it recommend that whenever a customer should wear gloves and other appropriate safety equipment when interacting with the animatronic

Balloon Boy always tries to get the static electricity balloon trick to work, but it never seems to work. System Error Toy Bonnie could really care less about this ordeal though

Highscore Toy Chica

Loves playing video games

But unlike Vr Toy Freddy, Her life doesn’t focus on it 24/7

She likes playing a variety of games too. virtual games, handheld games, games on consoles, board games, etc

Is very supportive

Knows what emojis are

Considering that she’s meant to be hip with the kids, she knows a lot about current gaming and fandom culture in general

Is a pretty good speed runner when it comes to video games

Although it doesn’t happen often she can get quite serious when it comes to gaming. You can tell when she’s just playing for fun or not if her endoskeleton eyes and grey are exposed

is indifferent to the term “Gamer Girl”

Hates games where you can’t skip the cutscenes

Radioactive Foxy

A random model of Foxy accidentally found his way into a power plant and eventually got covered in radioactive goo

The higher ups working for the Fazbear Funtime service thought that it would be a shame to throw out a perfectly good plush suit and endo. So after some strange testing involving remnant they just rebranded this as a completely new skin.

Green radioactive material drips over his body all all times

His hook is twice as big as regular Foxy’s. Probably due to the combination of experimenting with both remnant and toxic radioactive goo

Has no eyebrows due to the constant radioactive energy

Thanks to Radioactive Foxy’s transparent look, this was the first time any of the customers got a real good look on the inerworkings on how a endo properly fits into a plush suit.

Is on the hunt for and wants to consume more radioactive energy

Can transform into a more liquid based form

He’s slower than regular foxy but sill runs at a moderately fast pace

One of the more aggressive animatronics in the service alongside the likes of regular Springtrap and Frostbear

8-Bit Baby

Similar to Highscore Toy Chica, she’s meant to be marketed to the gaming crowd.

Specifically those who enjoy old school videogames

Can despense real cupcakes for eating pleasure

Has a extra sprinkler perfect for ice cream decorating

Her fan operates correctly and henceforth can be used for cooling or drying needs

Her microphone is preprogrammed with chiptune styled music

Has become many people’s favourite animatronic and has been in high demand ever since they were first brought to the service due to their uniqueness

Moves at a snail’s pace

Loves playing board games with Toxic Springtrap.

Regualr Circus Baby finds her 8 bit version adorable

[theteddyblaze]

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