It's my og baby's birthday today
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good morning to him and only him
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What you all did to Grimace was fucking criminal. I'll never forgive each and everyone of you. The little guy just wanted to celebrate his birthday with us and you are a bunch of assholes who framed my boy! Those jokes aren't funny and leave it to the fucking internet to ruin something wholesome.
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Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
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at work alone rn my coworker is at lunch
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