#HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE GUY

[hunieday]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMO 🍑!!!!!

[stargazingbitch]

It's my og baby's birthday today

[somethinvelveteen]

good morning to him and only him

[gothroughthelookingglass]

Hey guess what

He is no longer Kitten

[risingblackmoon]

What getting Canon Eclipse felt like to me

[super-unpredictable98]

What you all did to Grimace was fucking criminal. I'll never forgive each and everyone of you. The little guy just wanted to celebrate his birthday with us and you are a bunch of assholes who framed my boy! Those jokes aren't funny and leave it to the fucking internet to ruin something wholesome.

[emilem]

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[uwudonoodle]

Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.

Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!

[lukeskylovr]

at work alone rn my coworker is at lunch

[hoodedjelly]

the birthday twins <3

[laurents-laces]

Neil Josten lets Andrew's his cigarettes burn to the filter without taking a drag. He hates vegetables. He knows all the places you can shoot a man without killing him. He doodles fox paws on his homework. He's not scared of knives or violence or the yakuza. He is scared of cellphones and therapists and his own reflection. His favourite colour is gray. He got told he couldn't play exy with a bloody nose so he sniffed back the blood until they let him. He doesn't like movies or loud music. He hitchhiked halfway across South Carolina by pretending to be a sociology student. He gets sad when Kevin watches exy without him. He wishes he had his mother's patience instead of his father's temper. He's brilliant at manipulation. He's stupid on purpose. He was every inch a lie but his friends made him into someone real. He doesn't wear a jacket to the roof when it's cold because he knows Andrew's body heat will keep him warm. He thinks the hardest thing he's ever had to do was opening a tub of ice cream after kissing his boyfriend and not like, all the torture he's been through. Nobody is doing it like him

[becauseofthebowties]

HAPPY 45TH BIRTHDAY DEAN WINCHESTER ✨

[cinnamon-flame]

Piou piou!

[dead-body-in-the-basement]

Write a card to the birthday bastard

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Birthday to Fallen London; My favourite British people beefing it with bats simulator.

[m15t34]

HBD HAT GUY!! 🎉🎉