#HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB ILU

[andithil]

32. boyfights

32. A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards. This is almost a month late, and I did actually start it when I got this ask, but then I got stuck and didn't look at it for weeks. Tale as old as time lmao. BUT I have been informed of anon's identity... and since it's still technically her birthday where she lives, I managed to finish it up tonight. SO. Happy birthday @alivingsaint! Thank you for enabling me, and have some trashbros as a treat <3

Michael had never been so viscerally aware of just how long it'd been since he last slept with a woman. He held his breath, jaw clenched as Gob tightened his arms around him.

Had he always been this clingy?

Dumb question. Michael knew he had. But for whatever reason, this particular assault felt never-ending. He tried to shift his hips away at the very least, but Gob wasn't having it, clutching Michael closer and whining towards the ceiling about some problem he was having at work. What that work entailed, Michael wasn't exactly clear.

"Why don't you talk to them about it instead of me, huh?" he tried, desperate to escape before things got worse.

"Because! I can't have them thinking I'm weak, Mike," Gob's voice strained. "I'm not like you!"

Really, Michael should've thanked him for the moment of reprieve the insult provided. "Alright, well," he said, trying to shift back again. "I'm not sure I can be much help, so…"

Gob dug his fingers into Michael's shoulders intently, locking him in place. "You are helping, guy. You're like a therapist I don't have to pay."

Michael blinked, twice. The first time he opened his eyes, Gob's lips filled his vision. The second time he caught his gaze.

"Besides," Gob continued with that infuriating smirk and tilted head, "you can always help me in other ways. Been a long time."

The weight of his words ran through Michael like liquid lightning. It really didn't take that much, did it? Maybe Gob was right after all. Michael was weak. In the split second before their mouths crashed together, he squeezed his eyes shut, a futile attempt to block out at least one element of the reality he'd caved into so easily.

The other elements were a different story. Gob's hungry moan reverberated through Michael's skull, his teeth sharp against Michael's lip. He tasted vaguely like mustard and vodka. It was barely noon, but Michael found he couldn't care less. His hands snaked up to clutch around Gob's ears, holding him steady as his tongue delved for more and Gob's body melted impossibly closer.

It wasn't until their twin bulges ground together that Michael jerked back on instinct, breaking the kiss. It took every ounce of willpower he possessed to ignore the sick throbbing against his fly. He panted heavily, forehead pressed against Gob's, his brother's breath ghosting over his cheek. Time was at a standstill. He couldn't look. Couldn't face this weakness of his, not again. He felt Gob's fingers dig tighter into his arms.

Michael's eyes cracked just enough to see Gob's eyelashes fanned over his freckled cheeks.

Waiting.

Waiting.

Fuck.

[formula-fun]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY U SWEET CRUMB CAKE ILU

MY LOOVEEEE THANK YOU BB 💛💛💛

[highflyerwings]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE DILF CONNOISSEUR 🥳🥳🥳

ILU BB HAVE A GREAT DAY ❤️❤️❤️

Congrats on getting one year closer to milf age~ 😏

🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

One year closer to the grave.

Birthdays are weird and I never know how to feel, so I just pretend it’s any other day. But thank you💕Now let’s get back to the dilfs.

[xannerz]

Happy Birthday!!!! 🎂🦈🎉🥳🎈

THANK YOU BIRB ILU BB

[leyyvi]

Omg omg it’s your birthday?? Happy Birthday my loveliest, Ley! Giving you lots and lots of smooches and hugs and head pats 🫂 i love love love you so much and levi loves you very much too ❤️ i wish you good health and a great year! Mwuah 😘 💋

SDFGJBN VJJsjkg it is ya djkfhsdkjfhjkd thank u Milan!!! <333 i will always accept smooches and headpats from you HEHE <333 ILU BB SM!!!!! thank u thank u thank u ;;

[paxdemon]

happy birthday!!!!! i hope you have the best best day ily <3

eve bb!!!!!!!!! thank you so much ilu more💞💞💞

[callsignbaphomet]

OHHHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR! 🎂

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! BB, thank you so, so, so, so much! ILU!!! :') 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[yonglixx]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BB !!! 🎂🥳✨🎉💙💙💙 ilu soso much, mentally i'm throwing a little "🌻 bday party!" for u. 💕💐☁ i hope today is treating u extra kindly and that u have a wonderful time, and please eat lots of good stuff too!!! i love u 💕

Jen💙💙 i was patiently waiting for your ask 🥺🥺 my most beloved , i really didn’t think i’d make any friends here and ofc you were the first friend i made and you are so special to me for that reason alone i love you so much Jen and thank you 💙😢🥹♥️💕💋

[afraidofchange]

happy birthday handsomeeeee ilu <3 xxx

@ofdeomnes thank you bb!!! <3

[eohachu]

happy birthday bb!! It took me a minute to figure out what to gif for you, as you have so many blorbos - but I knew I couldn't do your sad dead boys justice, so I went for a king instead.

have the best day! ilu 💜🎁🍰

HIIII BB i hope you don't mind me answering this so late fhhfjkds you know I've been out and about.

THANK YOU SO MUCH seriously it's the best gift (here btw!!!!!!!!) and it's literally so heartwarming that there are people in different corners of the world who think of me ???? 🥹💞

[alphacrone]

happy birthday, jacques laurent

“I just cannot decide what kind of cake to make Jack.”

Nursey raised an eyebrow, looking up from his study notes. “Not pie?” 

“Don’t be silly,” Bitty said, flipping through the ancient Joys of Jell-o cookbook he’d been browsing in a last-ditch effort for inspiration. “Jack gets pie all the time. It’s his birthday. It has to be cake.” 

“Alrighty,” Nursey said easily. “Throw your list at me.” 

Bitty sighed. “Butter Toffee-Pecan Layer Cake. Triple-Layer Chocolate-Caramel Cake. Buttermilk-Lime Mini Cakes with Vanilla-Mascarpone Buttercream-”

“Wow.”

“I know,” Bitty huffed. “None of them fit.” 

“Have you asked Jack what kind of cake he wants?” Nursey asked, tapping his pencil against his cheek. 

“Of course,” Bitty said. “What kind of boyfriend do you take me for? He just said, ‘Whatever you wants, Bits.’ Totally unhelpful.” 

Nursey chuckled. “Jack’s a simple dude. Just make a simple cake. He’ll love anything you do.” 

Bitty perked up, similing. "Derek Nurse, I do not say this enough, but you, sir, are a genius."

Nursey just shrugged, looking only just a bit smug when he got an extra slice of pie at dinner that night. 

“Blow out the candles and make a wish!” 

Jack stared at the cake curiously. “Chocolate?”

“Yep!” Bitty popped the “P” and leaned into Jack’s side. 

“Chocolate what?”

“Just chocolate.” 

Jack blinked. “No caramel? No sea salt? Cayenne? Coffee? Pomegranate?”

“Just chocolate, honey,” Bitty said sweetly. “And sprinkles, of course. Nothing fancy, just the good stuff for my good stuff.” He pinched Jack’s ass lightly, a teasing grin on his face.  

“Oh,” Jack said, smiling down at the cake. “Yum. It looks great. Thanks, Bits.”

Bitty leaned up to kiss Jack briefly. “Happy birthday, darlin’. Now blow out the candles before they melt. And make your wish!”

Jack took a deep breath and blew, but didn’t bother with the wish. Bittle was all he wanted or needed; no reason to get greedy. 

[link-sans-specs]

The blue is for... just your beautiful blue eyes, Link.

(Happy Birthday Linkypoo! 💙)

GMMore2185

Can We Taste That Fruit Snack Character?

[doubleminor]

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[barracudablue]

Top 5’s of 2020, the year I regressed to age 15 and became one with trash

tagged by my darling @spohkh​

Top 5 Movies you saw this year (Mostly rewatches, but they are good so watch them.)

Uncut Gems

The Eclipse

Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence

Tumbbad

Profondo Rosso

Top 5 TV shows you watched this year (I watched shows that weren’t anime or C Dramas but who cares)

Ever Night (S1) (Arthur Chen, I love that you are Mo Ran, but I hate that you weren’t in S2)

Monthly Girls’ Nozaki-Kun

Handsome Siblings

The Untamed

Kamisama Hajimemashite

I Will Never Let You Go (honorable mention for getting me into C dramas)

Top 5 songs of 2020

Thousand Knives - Ryuichi Sakamoto

Ten Foot Hut - Momus (this album!!!)

Thinkin Bout You - Frank Ocean

Holoda, Holoda - Vladimir Vysotsky

Xtal - Aphex Twins

Top 5 books you read in 2020 (yeah, I really fixated on Chinese stuff and screamed “I am gay” in 2020)

Sha Po Lang by Priest (the Pope is the villain)

Silent Reading by Priest

TGCF by MXTX 

MDZS by MXTX (yeah, I’m in hell)

I read A LOT of poetry (and not all of it was Chinese and/or related to Kenneth Rexroth)

5 positive things that happened in 2020

I was actually able to work from home, which gave me space to have several much-needed breakdowns, get away from someone who had been making me literally insane for 6 years, and eliminated most of the support tasks of being married to someone with epilepsy.

I absorbed a huge amount of Chinese content and it was a little bit like being blasted in the face by a fire hydrant of heavenly light, because I probably went too far. But fuck, it was great.

Wow, Supernatural. Thanks for getting me back on tumblr to act stupid in front of people I love.

I made a lot of art. And started making fanart again.

Friends. My friend who will scream kpop nonsense at me for 3 hours every two weeks to make me feel better about myself, friends who will play WFRP 4e over Zoom and have movie discussions where we argue about Nic Cage, and all the rest of you who have been good and kind this year even when you were stressed out. <3

[anariettas]

                 you were my stars and my moon                    guiding me out of the darkness                                                        I fought to keep you at my side                                                        the both of us together                        through time and space,                        the stuff of legends

joslynn amell & rune, her loyal companion, for the ever so beautiful jai. happy birthday!

[kiroiimye]

OH MY GOD RED ALERT RED ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

it’s semi eita’s birthday tomorrow (or today, Nov. 11) , wish him a happy birthday or suffer the consequences