#HALP.🤣

[the-ninjago-historian]

UM...

Okay... I'm gonna go sprinkle holy water on my blog. Be right back.😅

[aheathen-conceivably]

[dracocheesecake]

When someone tries to take a nice picture of you but you have to sneeze:

[dolly-macabre]

Why is Toki so fucking hard for me to draw??? He's just some guy???

[mutilatedcarapace]

acrylic paint is the mind-killer. acrylic paint is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my acrylic paint. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past, i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the acrylic paint has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[coffee-keith]

Jskdkfjfhtj went on a date and I'm more ecstatic about learning about how the electronics work of his cochlear implants than learning about him as a person (at this very moment at least) I think being an experimental physicist has corrupted me 😅

[nats-revival]

how tf do u do a cut crease

[latentillusion]

honestly i’m not the best fiction writer, so i’m thinking about c0mmissioning someone to write drabbles. but it’s such a niche. LOL oc x canon, a relatively small fandom. 💀

[headphones-ct-09978]

@kaytunez

....I nearly dropped my phone in the food I was cooking. 😭🤣

*The Bad Batch get a new supply of ration bars.*

Tech: *grabs one and takes a bite* Protein rations. One small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man.

Crosshair: *leans close to Wrecker* How many did you eat?

Wrecker: Four.

[aheathen-conceivably]

Would love it if you made a personality quiz that says which Darlington you are. I want to know! - LGL

Okay okay LGL now you’re talking 👀

Like listen I am tempted but also like…these seem actually so difficult to write/make? Like mad props to anyone who’s made a real in depth personality quiz cause I feel like making the questions/answers relevant enough but also not super obvious is really tricky? But even still…

[toddchavez-axw]

Uhhh there are a lot, I mean A LOT of porn bots following me

[ourlittleuluru]

Pardon me! Long-ish post ahead <( _ _ )>

ahhhhhh 😭 his singing voice is so good????! My ears are blessed on this day 🥺👉👈 (even if he was totally singing off the original tune)

HALP T^T I can't even with him and his cute little... stumbling over the words singing. It's too cute. My kokoro...

BUT okay... gimme a sec. Hear me out... The fact he said that "It's been a while since I last sang this."

LIKE

SO

Is the Happy Birthday song still passed down even after Earth's demise and Philos was formed... that this song has lived for SO LONG... that even Philosians still remember and keep by it???

Or, is it like... after the Backtrackers landed on Earth and before they split. The team learnt about this custom of singing the Happy Birthday song, that at the start, they tried to follow said custom. As a way to blend in. Or mayhaps just to keep themselves sane and somewhat... grounded to reality.

ALL THE QUESTIONS 😩

Ahem, continuing on though... Today's text from Xavier is just... 🥺 I CAN'TTTTTT

PARTNER IN LIFE?! PARTNERS. LIFE LONG PARTNERS ToT!!! Through time and space and what nots. Forever still partners ahhhhh

The fact that MC's text is flat out stating that she keeps stuff in Xavier's home like it's hers... they're so living the old married couple life that just happened to have 2 apartments and some how still sleeps apart :v

(just move in together already or something!)

^ this is just them 🥺 they share everything together. from objects to experiences...

The two of them impulse buying food/snacks... 🤣🤦‍♀️ and what do you mean it's hard to believe MC made it up, haeh?! D:<

Next... Thankfully... this man decided to dress himself well enough today 😭

Ngl as much fun as it is to have them be plastered with all sorts of weird and hilarious combinations of the accessories... 🤣 Maybe just not today. He decided to be a good bunny today by killing me...

This outfit combination is deadly... (○´ ་།｀)ﾉ

His moment post about his gift ... இ௰இ he's just happy we/MC gets to be happy. URGH THIS MAN... it's just so inline with how he's just so selfless in the sense that, as long as MC is happy with whatever path she takes, he will stand by it. Even if that path doesn't invovle him. Even better if it does. That sort of deal! (╥﹏╥)

Welp one final photo of the day as I turn in for the night! Chu, signing out! o7

[kassylin]

Sauron ai chatbot 🤣 google earth gps 🤣 Halp!

[moonbaby26]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! 🤣 WHY IS EVERYONE HOT IN THE LIVE ACTION!? I mean, I like Smoker anyway don’t get me wrong. But even for me, in the source material I’d discount him as just another walking set of abs if he didn’t have such high morals. It’s the decently attractive/rugged good boy combo for me. I like Smoker most for being that incorruptible dude you can fully trust. He didn’t need to actually be hot too. Great, I will be back to my marine simping full force. Halp. If we ever make it to Doffy beating his ass in Punk Hazard I will be like, not the face! No, Doffy! 😂😂😂

(I’m still waiting for Croco-boy casting to drop. I may faint depending how that goes. 😫)

Edit: he brought the abs anyway. In case anyone was wondering. Marine abs will be present. ✅ I hope the fandom is polite to him. Everybody be nice! I’m so excited for new content period. Good luck on your new role, Smoky! 🫡

[dragons-and-magic]

So I had this funny idea of a bunch of race cars coming to the island of Sodor, for Idk a rally or something. And the engines are learning about race cars, their temperaments, how they work, etc. They learn that typically, the louder the engine, the more impressive the car seems to the others. And guess who has the LOUDEST diesel engine on Sodor?

BEAR.

So picture this. A cocky young race car drives up to Bear and revs it's engine as a challenge. Bear, not really sure what is going on, revs his back. CUE THE LOUDEST MOST EARTH SHATTERING ENGINE REV ON THE PLANT, LITERALLY SHAKING THE AREA SURROUNDING THEM.🤣

The young punk car, SHOOKTH. (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)⁠!

The other cars, IMPRESSED.🤯

Bear: ??????

Anyways, after that Bear has accidentally became legendary among the race cars. The younger ones would continually try to challenge him, impress him with their tricks, or just chill next to him while resting. And all this time Bear is feeling very awkward but also doesn't want them to feel sad, so he's just like;

:) *Internally: Henry, please come save me again. Halp*

And meanwhile Henry is laughing his tender off at this whole ordeal.🤣

JUST TO BE CLEAR I don't know how diesel engines work on locomotives. I just thought this would be funny. Please be nice. :)

[hart-on-my-sleeve]

My fiance @kevinbolk is the best and I'm goddamn crying from laughing so much

it's too accurate it hurts 🤣🤣🤣 HalP