#HAHAHHAHA im tired

[psychesetra]

im... home... *keels over and turns into human soup on the floor*

[hunterbunter3000]

if theres anything i love more its chaotic sweetheart oml its so fckin funny

i just thought of like during TF 141 missions, meetings or just out of nowhere sweetheart will sometimes say "omg this reminds me of when i got ban from the aquarium in [where ever tf] cause i jumped into the shark tank to pet the sharks" or she hears that they're going to a place like italy or europe for a mission and shes like "im actually ban from like 3 of their museums" or whatever

and the team think shes fucking with them but they find out its true because she has videos and pictures of her doing these things and they're all like : 😦😟😀 huh??

like imagine they're at a zoo or aquarium and shes like "bet me $20 to jump in?" and they're all actively trying to hold her back so she doesn't get banned again 😭 they have her on those backpack leashes when they go out 💀

HAHAHHAHA I CANT

THIS IS SO HER 100000%%%%

She said something unhinged before, but they didn't believe her

(TF 141 watching the american news. Someone was arrested for trying to steal a fish from the same aquarium Sweetheart stole from)

Sweetheart: HA! Oh my god, my brother and I did that once there.

Gaz: Go to the aquarium?

Sweetheart, reminiscing: Yeah, and we went fishing there to catch some sea creatures. We caught this japanese spider crab and started running cause the police and workers started chasing us. But we got away! AND GOD THAT CRAB WAS SO GOOD-- I don't know why people don't eat those more!

🧍‍♀️

AHAHA ...girl please

So they all kinda chuckled at that, but Soap kinda prods at it more because he thought she was making up a story 💀

Soap, smirking: So... you stole a state protected Japanese Spider Crab from an aquarium. Got away with it. And ate it with your kin.

Sweetheart, smiling like a dummy: Yuh huh.

Soap, questioning her thought process: And only your brother?

Sweetheart, nodding: Yup! My mom said that since we had a brother-sister hangout day, he should get food and he did! OH OH WANNA SEE PICTURES?? I HAVE A FULL ALBUM

Soap: Whuh- WOAH YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH?!

Alex: WAIT WHAT

Sweetheart: of course I was! You thought I was lying?

Soap and Gaz: YES

Sweetheart: YOU GUYS HAVE MET MY FAMILY THIS SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISING

She was showing them pictures of when she was younger, like 13 years old, with her third older brother. And she was legit fishing in the aquarium with him 💀 she even has a video of her ACTUALLY CATCHING THE CRAB

And then some pictures of her brother boiling it in the back of his pickup truck and eating ALL OF IT (JAPANESE SPIDER CRABS ARE HUGE MIND YOU)

They were like 😨😨🤯 GIRL WHAT THE FUCK KINDA LIFE YOU LIVIN

So they believe the stories she says UNLESS she has pictures (and with every story she does 💀💀)

And omg her being banned in some places-- IN SOME STATES AND OUT OF COUNTRY BECAUSE OF THE UNLUCKY LUCK

Sweetheart, raising her hand: Wait where are we going?

Graves, rolling his eyes: To America.

Sweetheart: Uh huh yeah I got that but which state?

Graves: Ohio?

Sweetheart: Ahhhh okay. I can't go.

Graves, leaning on the table: And why is that, Sergeant Sweetheart?

Sweetheart: Well, Philip Graveyard, I'm banned.

Alex: What, in the facility?

Sweetheart, scratching her cheek: No the whole state.

Soap: WHAT

Ghost: HUH

Sweetheart, shrugging like she's talking about the weather: Yeah. Ohio, Florida, Wyoming, couple of other states, and some out of country.

Sweetheart, whispering: ...Alot out of country, honestly.

They're like what 🧍‍♀️

Soap, in disbelief: wh-why?

Sweetheart: Turns out, going on a plane with matches and a baton can cause a heck of a panic. And...

Sweetheart: ...It's illegal.

Ghost: OF FOCKIN COURSE ITS ILLEGAL

Sweetheart: WELL I KNOW THAT NOW. I WAS SEVENTEEN WHEN THAT HAPPENED

Soap: YOU WERE SEVENTEEN--

She showed pictures obviously.

Price, tired and confused: Why do you take pictures of everything you do.

Sweetheart: For the memories!

Graves, wiping his face: Oh my god...

Sweetheart: And evidence so I don't go to prison.

Soap, under his breath: Good lord

Price has to study on Sweetheart's past, so one: she won't get arrested anytime she goes out and two: so he can learn about this "unlucky luck" that's been happening for centuries in her family

(He still doesn't understand it)

And when they go on vacation together as a team it's a nightmare 💀

Sweetheart: Can't go on that.

Soap, smirking: Why? Awww, Sweetheart are ya scared?

Sweetheart: Nah, I'll get arrested. Restraining orders go craaaaazy stupid in London.

Soap and Gaz:

Gaz: How-- How do you get a restraining order on a ferris wheel...?

And then when they went to a zoo in Scotland (because she's not banned or has any restraining orders there) and this is so iconic

Sweetheart, looking in the cage and smiling: Bet me a twenty to jump in?

Gaz, snaps his neck and has a heart attack: Sweetheart, no--

Horangi, putting his hand on her shoulder: Please don't.

Sweetheart, scoffing playfully: I'm not! Oh my gosh. You actually have to bet me the twenty to actually do the--

König, Pulls out $100 because he wants to see this actually happen:

Sweetheart, looking at his hand:

Everyone looking at König's hand:

Sweetheart, looking up at König with a straight face:

Everyone looking at Sweetheart:

Ten seconds later:

Soap, struggling with Sweetheart: SWEETHEART NO STOP

Horangi, pulling Sweetheart's foot: DONT ACTUALLY JUMP IN THERE

Ghost, trying to push Sweetheart off the cage: GOD DAMMIT KÖNIG WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY GIVE HER MONEY TO DO IT

König: I THOUGHT SHE WAS BLUFFING

Price, pulling on Sweetheart's leg: YOU KNOW SWEETHEART DOESN'T BLUFF WHEN IT COMES TO THIS KIND OF THING

Sweetheart: GIVE ME THAT HUNNID BABAY

That was the last STRAW for price. So he ordered a human leash backpack for Sweetheart 💀

Sweetheart, holding the contraption: What is this?

Price, frowning with his arms crossed: It's a leash.

Sweetheart: Okay?

Price: For you.

Sweetheart:

Sweetheart, dumbfounded: W h a t

Price: When we go out for vacation, you're wearing this.

Sweetheart, brain loading the information she just heard:

Sweetheart: Are you... SERIOUS???

Sweetheart: I'm not some child, Price!

Price: Yet you act like one everytime we go out as a team!

Sweetheart: I'm just having fun!

Price: I DONT SEE HOW HANGING UPSIDE DOWN ON A FUCKIN' LEDGE ON THE EIFFEL FUCKIN' TOWER IS FUN

Sweetheart: THAT WAS ONE TIME

Price: AND ONE TIME TOO MANY

Price: You're wearing it.

And she wears it. Luckily it was in pink and she decorated it with stickers and charms.

Sweetheart, huffing and sitting on the ground with her arms crossed: This sucks cactus balls, man.

Ghost, walking with the leash: Come on, Sweetheart.

Sweetheart, whining: Weeeeeehhhhh...

Sweetheart, getting dragged: OW YOU'RE RUINING MY NEW JEANS AND MY FUCKING ASS-- OKAY OKAY I'LL GET UP

Ghost: Mhm.

[purplefixations]

The Best Thing We Never Planned

In honor of the most recent David audio, here is my mind started thinking after I finished listening to it. This is what I think would happen the next morning.

(in the mates gc)

Angel: *picture of David cuddled up to them, sleeping peacefully*

Angel: my fiance is the cutest😍😍😍

Baabe: aww, im saving this for future black mail

Baabe: WAIT!!!

Sweetheart: We're not gonna breeze past that like you didn't say what you just said!

Baabe: i swear to god if you're messing with us!

Baabe: angel answer your phone

Sweetheart: If this is a joke I'm gonna kill you, very slowly

Angel: what do yall want?

Angel: oh...

Baabe: "ya'll" lmao

Baabe: you're around sam too much

Sweetheart: What you mean oh?

Angel: u guys didnt know?

Baabe: NOO?!

Baabe: ash didn't either

Sweetheart: Same with milo

Angel: hold up, how do I know they that didnt know and just kept it a secret?

Baabe: look at my bf and tell me he can keep a secret :/

Baabe: also, I screeched when I saw the word "FIANCE" and he wanted to know why...

Angel: u screeched?

Baabe: I WAS SUPPRISED OKAY!!!

Sweetheart: And I thought milo was jumpy 😂

Baabe: don't pick on me sweetheart, you still havent answered the question.

Sweetheart: Oh, I asked Milo if he knew as soon as I saw the text

Angel: why...

Sweetheart: I assumed he knew and just forgot to tell me

Angel: and he didnt?!

Sweetheart: nope

Sweetheart: It seems David decided not to tell anyone, not surprising tho

Sam: Why is my phone blowing up all at once?

Baabe: scroll up

Sam: Congratulations Angel

Angel: DID U KNOW?!?

Sam: No, no one told me exactly. But Tank mentioned something a few days ago about David and serious commitments, so I'm not exactly supried

Baabe: TANKER KNEW?!????

Sam: Maybe, I can ask.

Sweetheart: I mean, David has been trying to actually include Tank in pack/friend stuff, so maybe this was one of the things.

Baabe: makes sense, tho ash and milo might feel a bit betrayed lol

Sam: They said that David asked them for help with what to say to not sound too cheesey. They also said that it was still extremely sappy in the end.

Angel: it was but it was a nice kind of sappy

Baabe: awwwww

Baabe: what'd he say?

Angel: i dont really remember the words

Angel: it was very long and i think i started crying near the beginning of it all...

Sweetheart: Haha, crybaby

Baabe: HEY! the only one aloud to call them baby is David, back off

Angel: YEAH

Sweetheart: Is this you saying that David calls you a crybaby, and you like it?

Angel: WAiT

Baabe: hahaha

Baabe: masochist

Angel: do you want me to put you on blast? cuz i have receipts

Sam: Okay, I'm going to stop this before it gets out of hand. Again, congrats Angel.

Angel: thanks sam

Sweetheart: Congratulations from me and milo

Baabe: and milo?

Sweetheart: He's been asking for live updates on this situation

Sweetheart: He has also demanded that he gets to help David pick out a suit

Angel: he has to take that up with davey, but honestly that might be a good idea

Baabe: why?

Angel: i love him very much, but he lives in clothes just nice enough to look presentable.

Angel: and dirty work clothes

Baabe: haha

Baabe: ash says congrats too

Baabe: he's been reading this over my shoulder for the last few minutes

Angel: that tracks

Angel: thx tho

Sweetheart: On a serious note, if either of you need any help with filing marriage paper work for an empowered and non-empowered through dump, let me know

Baabe: is it hard?

Sweetheart: I wouldn't say hard, but it's a bit complicated and a lot

Angel: ill keep it in mind Sweets thx

Baabe: getting off that serious note

Baabe: ash made a meme and wants me to send it to you all

Angel: GIMME!!!

Baabe:

Angel: HahAhHAha

Sweetheart: Is that Aggro?

Baabe: he says yes

Angel: is he actually upset?

Baabe: nah, he's just dramatic

Sweetheart: pls tell me he sent that to David

Baabe: he did

Angel: hes still asleep so don't expect a response yet

Baabe: he's still asleep? I thought he was an early riser and shit?

Angel: normally, but i think the solstice tired him out

Sweetheart: It's probably an emotional vulnerability hangover

Angel: lmao

Baabe: haha

Sam: So it's not just Tanker who gets those.

Angel: LMFAO!!!

Angel: theyre too fucking similar

Baabe: hehehe

Baabe: oh shit, if i die pls have a picture of me at your wedding

Angel: ofc, but why r u dying?

Baabe: I didn't notice that ash left, and I smell smoke

Sweetheart: I'll make sure it's a cute picture

Baabe: bless you

Angel: oof, go make sure your mans didnt commit arson

Baabe: 👍

------------------

Bonus:

"Angel, why did Asher and Milo send me vaguely threatening memes?"

"Ooohh. Yeah, that's on you."

"Why?"

"You're the one that didn't tell your best friends that you were proposing."

"I didn't tell them because they cant keep a secret. If I told them, they'd tell their mates, which would be fine but then everyone would start dropping hints and you'd get suspicious."

"Tanker tells Sam everything and you told them."

"How do you know I told Tanker?"

"As I said, they tell Sam everything."

"What- Did you add him to your weird group chat?"

"It's not weird Davey, and besides, he enjoys it."

"I don't know why I bother at this point."

"Because you love me!"

"Yeah. I do, you snot."

Idk how it got this long, I was not planning for that. I wrote this over the span of two ten minute breaks and my lunch at work, so that's why it's kinda chaotic. Anyways, love y'all <3

[the-kr8tor]

im in the countryside hehehheh this was my first day here this year and I'm HYPED

how are you my dear??? 🤍🤍🤍

I'm so jealous! I wanna be in the countryside too 🥺 i bet there's a lot of sheep there! Have fun!!!

I'm okay! Just came home from a party and I'm so tired hahahhaha ate lots of good food tho! How are you pookie?

[quanxui]

i went on a date, we had lunch and watched haikyuu and then yogurt and he's been sweet and gentleman-ly but sitting there listening to him made me realize im way too tired to engage myself or get myself interested in the guy or any guys for now. and i keep comparing to Mister Math Major. with this date, i realized i actually value conversations a lot and my date and i were not clicking in that aspect huhu

the way he tackles the topic of politics is turning me off too HUHUHU my date didn't vote and thinks that it's not something to think about for now at our stage in life. it's not also a topic we both can deeply converse about arghhh tho im not the type who only wants to talk politics but you know, social issues are still our issues i think.

my date is studying in the military academy too. i know it's blaring red flags for others lol but i gave it a try cause of his height HAHAHHAHA

[winderlylandchime]

I am trying my best to just write honorable mentions bc if i wrote everything he said that made me question our sibling dna this would be an essay. But i do want everyone to know: he watches the show as if he’s watching a sports game, elbows on his knees, legs shaking at times, palms all over his face and a lot of ‘ugh!!!’ And every so often he hits me/grabs my shirt and yanks it bc i sit next to him while making some type of a noise. Anyway: ‘oh god, is this what i look like to you while i watch this show? Is this a call out? Am i being called out? Oh my god am I emmett? Nah I’m more fun’ ‘HE IS GETTING A HERO AWARD? Why? Oh Justin. HELL YEAH HERO! Yeah bitch, listen to Emmett, you saved Justin’s life!’ ‘awwww He is rushing home to Justin bc he gets scared! HERO!…a hero in love..can he already admit that he’s in love ffs this is taking forever, I mean what has to happen for him to say ily to Justin?!’ ‘Ew. I mean i know the gay friends sometimes kiss each other and i get it but i don’t like Michael..*long silence while he watches* maybe i should kiss my homies too sometimes, let them know i care’ ‘WHAT DOES HE MEAN LESS DESERVING?! Ohhh lover!! I like the sound of that. Cmon just tell him you love him! It would make my life SO much easier’ ‘oh he is so totally not going to that comic con hahahhaha’ ‘oh damn he really did forget about comic con, i was just messing. Damn..OH HE REALLY SAID FUCK THE POLICE’ … ‘they want to take away his award?! Oh hell no! I will not allow this *looks at me scared* if i hate these two does that make me homophobic?’ ‘I need Mike to stop being annoying bc him and Justin could be a cool duo! OKAY DEBBIE STOP BLAMING BRI BRI FOR EVERYTHING! Why do they keep doing this? I am tired, and i am all alone here defending him and it’s getting hard bc theyre on the other side of the screen’ ‘DEBBIE KNOWS BRI BRI LOVES JUSTIN!!! HELL FUCKING YEAH DEBBIE! Now help me get him to admit it to us all! And by us, I mean me’ It’s at this point that he looked at me and just flapped his arms all over the place and then went back to watching. ‘Oh my god! He is walking with him and holding hands! In broad daylight! Better chance seeing you date a dude than Brian holding hands on a walk. EXCEPT *points to paused tv* HE IS DOING IT RIGHT THERE! HE SAID NO HANDS! look at Bri Bri hugging him and GOD DAMN IT!’ He is currently groaning while flapping his hands in the air ‘he clearly loves him! Why is he making things so complicated for me!!’ ‘OH MY GOD JUSTIN! His teenage lover! FUCK YEAH! Oh my god, sweet sweet boy please never change! I need him to stay like this. WHAT has he stolen from Justin?! SIR I WILL FIGHT YOU MYSELF’ ‘THAT GUY FUCKS RAW?! AND HE JUDGES BRIAN?! I guess everyone IS a critic’ ‘yeah give him the fucking award! See, mel and lindsey can be cool, they don’t suck so much when they’re not as uptight..would it kill them to be like that more often?.’ ‘I KNOW THIS SONG- OH MY GOD JUSTIN IS HIS BOY! AND HE IS WALKI- COME ON SONNY BOY!!! HE! I! HIM! I CANT WITH THIS! LOOK AT HIM REACHING HIS ARMS OUT! LOOK AT THAT SMILE! HE KNEW HE COULD DO IT! And the kissing! BRIAN JUST ADMIT IT ALREADY! *pauses on the kiss* So there’s the Brian that Michael knows or thinks he knows and there’s the Bri Bri that Justin and I know. AND HE IS LOVELY! And I am better than Michael’ ‘yes Justin tell him! He is a hero!…it has to be killing them to speak nicely of Bri Bri. Oh HE DIDNT SHOW UP OH THATS FUNNY! Ffs can Mel be on Brians side once? I need a reason to like her’ ‘i guess Michael got his dynamic duo dream back.. he needs a better dream and life, this is sad and that’s coming from a 36 yr old dude who is drugged out of his mind in his sisters house..wait that sounds bad..fuck oh god am i michael?’ After this he went outside for a smoke and just stared into the sky and when he came in he went ‘it was cute and calm. I think that means im finally watching it normally and not going crazy’

ANON! I do not want your brother to have to find out what it will take for Brian to tell Justin he loves him (and yet, I definitely do).

"Oh he really said fuck the police" is gold because that is my EXACT response to that scene.

His response to "my boy walks down the street" is correct and accurate and all of us. Also his analysis of Brian and Michael and the Brian Michael knows and the Brian Justin and fandom knows is so spot on.

Look, anon, when this is over your brother is going to need to be set up with a tumblr and an AO3 account. Those are just facts at this point.

[aintyourultraviolet]

YEN'S DAY < 8

Dearest Mariel,

First of all.. hallooo!! Sinadya ko talaga na-late bumati nang maayos para main character pa rin ako HAHAHHAHA anyways,,,, I don't plan to make you cry but sorry in advance if you will bc I'm gonna be pouring my heart out here. Hehehe. So here goes nothing,,,,,,,

Happiest Birthday, Ate Yen!!! You're literally my second fave ate (kasi first yung mga cousins ko huhu) anyways, I will never get tired of telling you these things: I AM ALWAYS PROUD OF THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE. ALWAYS. IM ALWAYS GONNA BE HERE FOR YOU.

I will forever be grateful for Regine because if it weren't for her hendi siguro kita makikilala. And also that salonpas thing!!!! LIFESAVER!! Crazy how it's almost a year when we first met but it feels like we've known each other for years. Maybe because we have the same wavelength (???) or because we understand each other and we literally have the same brain cells ( which is kinda scary sometimes siyet we need sheezus atp ) or maybe because we have this red string of fate. Maybe we're fated to be friends for life (??) maybe we were destined to meet. Idk but whatever that reason is, I am grateful for the chance you have given me to get to know you more. For unlocking your doors even though you already decided to lock them forever. For opening up your window again. For breaking your walls down.. ( I know this was one of the hardest things to do but still thank you). For letting me meet your life— Franco and Iñigo. Thank you, Ate. Thanks for being so kind. You may not know this but you don't know how lucky we are to have you by our side. REALLY. Idk if you're aware of this but you are indeed lucky. Lucky enough to have a kind and understanding heart that even if someone turns their back against you, you'll get hurt but you'll still understand them. It's a blessing and a curse tbh. But yea.. I hope you won't let anyone take that for granted. AND THEIR LUCKY TOO. SUPER BY SEVENTEEN. Anyways,, I am beyond grateful for all the things you did for me. Especially that one night. One specific night. Thank you for welcoming me with arms wide open that night. I was really scared. REALLY REALLY SCARED. I had to force myself to think that whatever happens I know you'll be there. It helped me little but my fears were stronger that night. But still, I conquered it because of you. You helped me beat my fears and I am forever grateful for that. There are a lot of times that I've conquered my fears with your help. Like literally a lot. Remember that night when I told you about my dad? It was my first time to tell those things I don't share with people. First time to open a fresh wound to someone.. because I know I needed to do that. I needed to release that for me to move forward and I am grateful that you were there that night. I was lost.. I felt the darkness again but thanks to you for passing me the torch of life. I had my hopes again. ): You saved me, Ate Yen. I hope you know that. I hope you know you are saving me everyday.. I hope I am too. (in any way.. )

When you're happy, something in me is healing too. (this is real.. seeing you guys having the time of your lives gives that satisfaction in me that even when I'm not in your lives anymore, even if I'm not included in your plans in the future anymore, I know you are happy. That is the healing part.) When you're sad, my heart aches three times.. my heart aches for you because I know you're kind and you don't deserve that kind of sufferings BUT I also know that without those sufferings, you won't grow out your wings.. Just like what John Green said in Paper Towns— Pain demands to be felt. Without them we won't grow. So let the pain come, my love. Let them come. Embrace them because you have me. Again, I am ready and willing to share half of your struggles so you won't carry them alone. I will walk with you in that path full of thorns until we reach that path of garden full of sunflowers and tulips and roses. And I know I've said this to the wrong person before.. I wanna say it to you.. because you deserve these words ( not patrick).. When someone cut you off out of their life, PLEASE don't hesitate to bring the end of your string to me. Bring the end of your string to me and I'll tie it with mine. I'll make knot that no one can break, not even my demons.

I hope you had a blast today, Ate. I'll make bawi to you when I come back. I know how much you love the sky as much as I love them so here's my gift ( for now huhu). I haven't uploaded them yet except for the plane fifth pic lol. I hope this will bring comfort to you when days are rough and it feels like the world is crumbling beneath your feet. I hope this will make you feel at ease when the voices inside your head gets loud and you need something to distract you. I hope this will give you fresh air so that you can breathe anytime when you feel tired. I hope you find light in these photos everytime the darkness tries to consume you. I hope this will remind you that not all endings are sad. I hope this will bring hope to you just like how it brings hope to me. I hope this will help you heal from the things you don't say to anyone.. I am hoping. REALLY hoping.

Notice how every sunset and sunrise is different from each other but they still give off that radiant color of orange-red-bluish shit color. Different sunset and sunrise but still the same sky. I'd like to say that that's how life works. That's how YEN works. Every struggles and hurdles you have in life is different. They have different levels of pain. But despite of that, you are still you. Yen is still yen. The only difference is, you become wiser the next time you face something very difficult again. You become stronger than you were before— like the radiant color of the sky. The more vibrant they are, the brighter and intense they are. More colorful. More eye-catching.. You give off that vibrant color to everyone. The reason why you are everyone's comfort person. I hope you are your comfort person too.

I have so many things to say, Ate. Like literally so many. But I'll save them for Christmas and New Year hehe. I was planning to give you a written letter but it will take time for you to receive it pa. I prefer to give you a written one rather than this. I'd like to burn and bleed these words to a piece of paper rather than typing them tho lol but either way naman, I know you'll still keep it. (:

I love you so much, Ate Yen. You help me get through everyday (alongside with btsvtxtencteez). One of the few person who pushed me to be the best version of myself. One of those people who believed in me. One of the few person whom I trust with all my life and One of the few person whom I let to see my naked soul. I love you with all my heart. See you soon! Happy Birthday, my love!

Please be happy, always.

—Jeanne.

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you Mrs. Lefty eyebag Dark chocolate, Naan bread and rice dishes eater lover of pine tree smells and mother of a spoiled but probably amazing child. 😅

Yes, I had to take a deep breath to say all that, so it can make sense hahaha

That's cute, you're getting your dream house haha does it even snow in Oklahoma? Or get really cold? I bet the fire was beautiful to watch. I enjoy watching fire and hearing the crackling of the wood.

Also that's a great tradition you guys are doing, especially collecting Christmas ornaments from places. Would you ever start like a little Christmas village thing? I love the picture with the train under the tree! It is so pretty and magical looking.

Hopefully when you guys travel it won't be hectic since it is the holiday season. Imagine you guys get to CA and you bump into Elizabeth Olsen..😌

I am jealous of Emily. She gets a drum set and a bike! Hahaha are you ready for the music making she will do with the drums. One year I gave my niece a mini piano, her parents didn't want to take it home with them cause apparently it will be too noisy. I told them, that she needs it to learn how to play so she can be a famous pianist and support me when I retire hahahaha.

Hm no royal blue is a bit darker than the dodger blue I think 🤔

Reading all about indian food and sandwiches is making me hungry. I might go out to get a good sandwich from somewhere hahaha

Ok ok. What do you call a potato with gas? A tater toot. Ahahahaha🤣🤣🤣

Same same, I would fly too. After seeing pictures of what could be in the ocean, I noped myself out of being in the water.

Would you rather have an annoying high pitched voice or a deep manly voice?

-CuriousGeorge

Hello hello youuu! Hahaha. Oh geez, im glad u caught ur breath back after u call my long nickname.hahaha.

Sorry i was writing then i got tired n fell asleep. I woke up n went to the store so Em can make toll house cookies from scratch after i make dinner.. n i had dinner, then baked the cookie and i just sat.

Hows ur day?

Guess what? I'm allergic to pine tree😅 i just noticed it last night n today. I never cough n sneeze that bad but last night n today i cough and wheezing pretty bad, eyes were watery. It sucks.

Well, this is really not my dream house. I want a simple house with a few extra rooms but mainly hugeee kitchen with full bar and backyard or acres of property that's big enough to have a shooting range or archery range and batting cage to hit some baseball and i want it to be located with no neighbors or a few neighbors thats not too close to my house hahaha. But not too far in country side n not too far from the downtown or the city. So it will be quite but not too much in the middle of nowhere. N i dont have to struggle to break the ice or small talk with the neighbors. 😅🤣 i told u im weird.

Sometimes it snows here. It was snowing last week but not too much but yeah it gets really cold here.. It has tornado seasons too.haha.

Yeah we like to collect them. Maybe when we have more space n em is older i will start buying the village..haha. oh i also like to collect fridge magnet from whereever we travel.

Hahha i wish.. i dont know what i would do or how i would be if i see her. I froze n speechless when i met sally and jack from nightmare before christmas in disneyland, imagine how i would be if i see her 😅🤣

One of my friend sometimes go to the fancy supermarket Lizzie always go,, so he has a chance to see her but he doesnt even know her..he thought she is one of the designer twins. I was like dude?🤦‍♀️ hahahhaha.

Haha im not ready for the noise of the drum when em gets it, but i have to tolerate that. I was in 2 bands in junior high . I played drum n guitar. I want her gets used to musical instrument, i actually hope she plays cello someday. It's one of my favorite instrument.😅 or at least classical piano.

Haha thats very sweet n nice of u to give the piano for ur niece. Imagine someday she becomes a professional pianist.

Ah okay i think i kinda know how royal blue is. Its good color.

Omg, thats sooo funny.. tater toot 🤣🤣🤣🤣 more more more!

Yeah, thats why im not really a big fan of swimming, it scares me even sometimes in swimming pool scares me.haha. i still couldnt believe that i actually snorkled a few times 😅🤣

Oh also here is the picture of my favorite chocolates. Coincidencely all 5 of them are in one same row.haha.

Also, here is another of my favorites

The lindt lindor was the one was telling u.

I would choose deep manly voice.. high pitch voice annoys me, im kinda sensitive with noise, so it will be bad if i hv a voice that bothers me.🤣

Next question?

Cheerio!

[oflongbttomarchive]

"What are you afraid of?"

“ Aw come on. Don’t make me say this in front of the kid. He respects me you know! Come on Bill, let’s get away from the mean riding hood. ”

[hannie-dul-set]

ONE FUCKING SCENE LEFT OH MY GODDDDD.

[boundlesshubris]

how not to be sad about the same things over and over again??????

[myfalsedevotion]

hi there vicky 💙 can i just ask about every single one of those wips? ok no im gonna stay focused and only choose a few i think we might have not talked about already 🤭

ok how about: kokology sequel, backseat serenade cash, lest & vroomvroom5

(i am really holding myself from not requesting every single one of those ahhhhhhh)

ok love u <3

I think we haven't talked about any of these (that's surprising hahahah) so I'm gonna give you a bit of context (more than I did over whatsapp) and a couple of sneak peeks 🤭

Here we go!

Kokology sequel:

When I wrote Kokology, fresh out of finishing athob, I always intended to write a sequel because everyone's situation at the end of that (sans Cashton finally figuring their shit out and getting together) was quite bleak. So I always intended to have a follow up fic a few years down the line from the timeline where the first fic takes place, and using another one of the games of self-discovery from that book (by Tadahiko Nagao and Isamu Saito).

Here's an extract from some dialogue (hopefully I will get down to finishing this one, because it's mostly finished and just sitting there):

"Oh god, not again, Mike." Calum groaned as he saw his friend coming back with that white book under his arm. "What? It's fun. You admitted it was fun when we played the Blue bird one." "Yeah, but I aced that one when I said golden." Calum sighed as Ashton chuckled quietly from the kitchen, making something warm spread through his chest at the sound. He'd never get tired of hearing that sound, would he? "Only time these games have made me feel well about myself." Calum mumbled, staring at his lap and resisting the urge to look back up to Ashton because he knew what he would find in his eyes. "And who's to tell you this one won't make you feel good about yourself again?" Michael insisted, waving the book in Calum's face and actually looking excited about it, which made Calum feel his resolve crumbling. Three years out of uni and actually working on a clinic and Michael still had the energy to use them as guinea pigs in his free time. At least since he and Luke moved into their own place Calum had had some time without having to be psychoanalysed every couple of weeks. "What's this one about?" Michael grinned at him, picking up a notebook from his backpack and shoving it towards Calum's chest, "Stars."

Backseat Serenade Cash

This one's quite straightforward hahahah It was perhaps the first idea I ever had for a 5sos fic (more or less at the same time as the 5 year fic, back in 2017), and it was heavily inspired by the All Time Low song.

Here's an excerpt:

"I was serious before." Ashton tried to make it seem like he hadn't heard what Calum said, like he was already asleep. Calum didn't buy it. "I know you are awake, Ash." He pressed. "And what do you want me to say?" Ashton sighed, sitting up and looking everywhere but Calum. "Okay? Let's fuck the best friendship I've ever had just because I haven't been with anyone in a while and I need a warm body? The key word being exactly that, 'fuck the friendship'."

Lest

Maya, you know why this is called the way it's called 🙈. You'll know exactly what it's referring to hahahhaha

I have it written like a small A+B character prompt (and I do actually have dialogue written for it, but it's too spoiler-y), and I just don't know which characters would be fitting for it in a 5sos setting. But I think I may have an idea 🤔 Here's an excerpt

See, they had been pitted against each other since they were little kids. Before they even could say hello to each other, before A could even ask curiously about how many Gym medals B had in his Pokémon Sapphire game after that competition while he looked at him from across the room and watched him giggling with his best friend, before they even had a chance at being kids, they were already pitted against each other by everyone surrounding them. So A stayed away. They were supposed to hate each other, so he did just that.

vroomvroom5

And I think I mentioned this to you as in, I couldn't see a way for this to work in that setting, but yeah. I've fallen for it, and now I have a vaguely plotted one-shot with Calum being an F1 driver and Ashton being his trainer... 😅 Idk how you will take that hahahhah

[writing-shroom]

HOLY- THAT IS NOT A LOT OF TIME AT ALL TO MAKE A COMIC-

AIIDOFKSJD DW ABOUT WRITING AS OF NOW LOVE- GO KICK THE OTHER COMPETITORS’ ASSES

I wish you the best of luck tho <3 I know you can do it! I say as I finish screaming

EXCATLY-

HAHAHHAHA THANKS WIFEYY!!! I'LL TRY MY BESTTT

finally got a goddamn break from the constant drawing hhh-

i do have more work to show or all my efforts (a full a5 page consisting of 34 panels ;-; i think my brain died and im not even half way there) but m way too tired to take a good quality image of them rn

so here's the rough draft for the character in the comic cause i need references to function.

[tikkish]

to the dudes who requested stuff!! first, thank you for sending things hehe

im not doing requests right now,  so those asks are gonna sit there until i do

fyi, you can always send me prompts, but as life is, im not always gonna have time or feel like doing them. loves you all and stay awesome

[bluexiao]

I’m VIBRATING IN ANTICIPATION i even got a waiting room stream pulled up

Also i considered the mondstadt oc might be a cryo sword boy who’s a new addition to the Knights of Favonius from the Imunlaukr Clan and is Jean’s apprentice. He tries to be cool and mature but is so shy and a cute tsundere on the inside 😌i might possibly flesh him out more but if there’s one detail i’ve got its how he clingy and affectionate (in a platonic) he is to Noelle and would sometimes make little snacks to give to the other Knights if they’re mentally tired cuz in his opinion food made with love and effort can perk someone up.

omg hahahaha nice !!!! im just waiting with my friends since im gonna pull for the weap banner right after the update hahahhaha

and omg that mond oc is so cute !! how old is he gonna be ?? hmmm i imagine he can also be quite close to klee,,, or maybe benny ?? hmmmm

[whootwhoot]

good fucking damn it i made my slides for tmr and its 2am ARGHHH i hate myself LMAO anyways im going to wake up at 830am, probably tired but eh i sleep at 4 HAHAHHAHA but i have a mountain to climb,,, gg