#HAHAHAHAHAH GOD
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Name: ro laren Age: ... you can do the math on that Do you like to cuddle?: i don't hate it Can we make-out?: "make out?" pft. what are we? teenagers? this is so stupid A night in or dinner out?: anything but the holosuite Ice cream or chocolate covered strawberries?: ice cream What makes you a good Valentine?: i'm really not Would you cook for me?: uh... you don't want me to do that. trust me. Would you let me cook for you?: i don't trust anyone who puts moba fruit in their hasperat
v-day apps for kira | please send more (accepting)
RE: APPLICATION TO: RO LAREN
k.
see u 1700hrs @ my quaters.
KIRA NERYS sent from my iPADD
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okay but what if kacchan catches izuku out of the air next chapter, but they don't say anything, they just stare at one another-- gaping and awed and unsure-- and then kacchan's like "nice shirt it's the (insert whatever nerdy shit izuku said about it earlier here)" and izuku grins, and sobs, and kisses him
#hahahahahah HORI LISTEN WE HAVE SO MANY OPTIONS#THERES SO MANY BKDK CANON OPPURTUNITIES BUY NOW BKDK STONKS ARE UP#bakudeku#bkdk#manga spoilers#just please for the love of god let them talk let there be a kacchan said from izuku please god and hori and also jesus
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champion has starvation kink
you're so funny
#OH MY GOD THIS ESCALATED HAHAHAHAHAH#SORRY THIS IS REALLY FUNNY#parkour civilization#emf#evbo's master friend#master friend#parkour civilisation#ask#suggestive#i guess
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(9/8) Hehe, I caught them! This is payback for catching HERO and I on the beach!
“A match made in heaven.”
…MARI stole the camera when I wasn’t paying attention again? Hehe, this happens a lot… Oh! She gave me this photo and told me to write this before I flip it over…
…WAIT WHAT. MARI!
#omori#omori fanart#basil omori#omori basil#sunny omori#omori sunny#sunflower omori#omori sunflower#my leg hurts now#i think they broke my leg#they also sucked the soul out of my body#god this took 14hr and 3min i’m going to cry#WAIT. 14HR 3MIN. 143. HAHAHAHAHAH#143 REAL#OMORI REFERENCE?1?1.1?#i think i’m insane#i’m also delulu#art#artists on tumblr
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I laughed so hard at this. No wonder Neo said Khaotung is like Ray hahahaha. Though, I am still trying to figure out which part of Ray because Ray.is.a.lot. My bet is on heart eyes that Sand cannot resist and him being 'stubborn' lol.
Source : Here is the translation of p'new's post where is lists top 10 facts of Of which mentions TopMew and BostonNick are based on IRL people.
#If the sex tape is real then oh my god. There is a real sex tape which everyone listened to hahahahahah#P'jojo said tho for SandRay he was looking for a couple who gave friends vibe so FK fits the bill perfectly#khaotung thanawat#firstkhao#only friends the series
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//preliminary info on the other two Cooperative Arrancars because they're scratching at my brain but not enough to draw their looks (much of this could be subjected to change but the general concepts are set):
Gwynvere Clarnive Campanária (she/them) - Ex Arrancar n.58
Animal: Barn Owl
Fourth Division (main tasks: courier, quick transport of medical equip)
Actively seeks out the Recruitment Squad to join the Unit. Once one of Baraggan's fracciones, she defects right before the Segunda Espada leaves for the World of the Living because she feels like skipping work (again) and doesn't want to deal with Ggio. Only having joined Baraggan for their own interests, she doesn't have any particular reaction to his demise. After Aizen's defeat, Hueco Mundo becomes too "dull" and "tame" for her, and so decides that switching over to the winning side isn't such a bad idea.
Opportunistic troublemaker whose favorite hobby is to stick her nose into other people's business. Loathes hard work, prefers to flutter around the Gotei 13 to pick up on the latest gossip, or just find people to pester (his favorites are Iemura, Ikkaku and Yumichika). The only one she sort of respects and is thus safe from her mischief is Captain Unohana --Gwyn never misses her ikebana classes.
Physical highlights: has owl-like wings made of hollow bone-plate which she uses often, even for short distances. Her mask is a pair of big round glasses frames (no glass, just the frame). Hollow hole placement still unknown. Her smug aura mocks you, constantly.
Zampakuto: Malasorte (command: "Descend") - (appearance unknown)
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Rorkedras Ippodirge (he/him), Ex Arrancar n.30
Animal: Horse/Seahorse
Fifth Division (main task: being an asshole, for now)
Joins the unit seemingly on a whim. Before Aizen's arrival, he was the leader of a small pack of Adjuchas who he considered his closest friends. Among them was his brother, who leaves the group in search of power to become a Vasto Lorde, only to come back some time after gone mad from the desperate realization that no matter how many souls he'd consume, he'll never trascend his current state. As a last resort, Rorke's brother slaughters his old group of comrades thinking that will be the key to reach "enlightenment", but is cut down by Rorke himselt. Found by chance by Aizen and his lot, he receives the blessing of the Hōgyoku and becomes the n.30.
Things don't go much furhter for him under Aizen, seemingly because of lack of potential to become an Espada. The lack of recognition makes him bitter towards Aizen and his lot, and he's actively happy to hear they were defeated. Deep inside, he misses the connection he had with his pack and that subconsciously leads him to join the Cooperative Unit.
Arrogant, loud, sarcastic and a big show-off. Short-tempered. Takes joy in standing out and getting attention, often seeking it by getting into fights in front of an audience. Those who know his story probably understand it's a symptom of losing his leader role and his close friends, but he hides it all behind a fierce mask. The closest way to his heart is praise, and attention, and playing along with his antics. Shinji is the only one able to keep him somewhat in place, while he takes a liking for Momo because of her determination.
Physical highlights: hollow hole placement unknown. His mask covers his right cheek/temple, and looks like a fossilized ammonite. His horns are supposed to recall coral (hones them often for that exact reason). Loves golden jewellery and is covered in it (earrings, bangle bracelets, anklets), adorns his face with pearl-shaped ornaments, sometimes glitter.
Zampakuto: Nereide (command: "Drench") - looks like a double-edged oar
first very raw sketches:
#//nekotalks#//Gwyn's profile is a little scarce because I don't have a specific event that could shape her like what happens for Rorke#//Rorke's loss of his pack if fundamental for his behaviour in Soul Society#//he wants friends but doesn't really know how to make them since he's lost his own?#//Gwyn is just a menace because she was born like that-#//god I'll have to draw so many icons hahahAHAHAH-*collapses*#//anyways have just a sprinke of them. Miele will stay my primary muse#//but these two are VIOLENT at me sometimes so hopefully you'll like them too!
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due to popular demand......i may have started outlining a longer ceo hoon fic.
#i pulled out an old draft from my gdocs and combined the concepts HAHAHAHAHHAHA#now it's even messier#HAHAHAHAHAH god i have too many fucking wips help me
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Yall the discourse right now on twitter fandom 💀💀💀💀
#my god this is like 2013 all over again hahahahahah#i think ex larries turned solos or ex larries turned antis are probably the most annoying people in this fandom#they can be the best people you have ever met fun and all#but my gooooddd they constantly tease and bother larries for the dumbest shit#i dont understand the process behind going to interact with the side of fandom you don’t like#only to piss them off ? makes no sense#why you engage with their contents if you don’t agree? are you seeking validation or what#larrie or not u don’t love louis like i do so just go off i guess (this is my toxic trait and im not sorry)
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Thinkfast fluff (bc I can’t stop thinking about them)
“God, Shepherd, can’t you do anything slow?” David moaned into Tommy’s mouth.
Tommy pulled back with a wicked grin. “Only when it’s you, apparently.”
He leaned in to steal another kiss from his boyfriend. Tommy’s hands were up the back of David’s shirt, splayed out on the toned back he had pressed firmly against the wall. David’s arms encircled Tommy’s neck, fingers burying in his hair, digging into his scalp.
Tommy liked things fast. Speed was his name after all. Most of the world moved at far too sluggish of a pace for him. And he was often so bored out of his mind by it all. Then he met David, and they became noodles-and-a-coffee friends, and somewhere after that David had brought Tommy back into existence with a kiss. He hadn’t been able to stop thinking about those lips, even when he had kissed Kate that night, it was David he couldn’t get out of his head in the following months. They became friends. Good friends, surprisingly. Tommy didn’t have many of those.
And now they were here. Boyfriends.
Tommy liked how the word tasted in his mouth. David Alleyne was his boyfriend. He also liked how David’s tongue tasted in his mouth. Which is exactly where it was right now.
“You sure this is too fast for you? I mean, I didn’t initiate tongue.” Tommy pulled back to raise an eyebrow at David. He only sighed.
“You’re impossible, babe. Now come back here.”
Well that was just an offer Tommy couldn’t refuse.
#thinkfast#david alleyne#tommy shepherd#marvel#I read ya 2013 and i hated most of it#but i loved thinkfast#i will need to read the other few comics they're in#but god im obsessed with them now#their dynamic is so good#they're just#the boyfriends ever#like they make me insane bc#davids brain can actually keep up with tommy#and davids the only person/thing that tommy never gets bored of#also that marvel presents with them fucking in master pandemoniums house was gold#such nice boys he said#wonder why they haven't found nice girls yet he said#meanwhile they-#HAHAHAHAHAH IT KILLS ME EVERY TIME ITS SO FUNNY#anyways i love them and here's to hoping they don't meet any nice girls anytime soon!#bi4bi wins again!!#I also might write more of them#we'll see!#emsprovisions
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Me hit post limit...
bahut sahi maza aaya
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I stg if one person spoils Jedi Survivor in the next two weeks by not properly tagging I will go on my joker arc
#jin rambles#im getting the game on time but im also leaving for Georgia for a vacation soon which means i cant play it anyways 🙃#the timing SUCKS#its fine god its not like ive been looking forward to this game since 2019 hah ahahaha hahahahahah
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i cant wait for the flooding to happen this spring
#mine#hahahahahah. '_'#did you know we havent had this much snow since 1983. and did you know we have MORE snow than 1983#luckily i dont live on a hill but dear god#the resevoirs that have been empty FOR SOOO LONG are filling up
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i'm genuinely mad at myself for letting shit get this bad these last 2 days actually. because now it means it entirely threw off EVERYTHING I WANTED TO DO FOR THE NEXT M O N T H.
everything.
the only thing that doesn't really move is school stuff. so now on top of being late for my personal projects, which arguably is whatever, i'm ALSO late on school work, which means that like...
i'm probably not going to finish anything that isn't a fun craft i can do for 30 mins at a time until this summer. and I feel so bad about it, too. this sucks. this fucking sucks.
#bad brain moments#i think on wednesday when i realized i wasn't going to cook i should've gone to the store#instead of just#finishing leftovers and then not eating for 24 hours#and then barely eating scraps on thursday night before throwing it out because it tasted like shit#because now i just literally. have not existed on wednesday and thursday. there is nothing#like let's be real i'll have the sewing and the writing for the final exam to do#and finding someone to print that shit professionally.#god.#hahahahahah#anyway.#there's the other miscellaneous homework#the handkerchief i'm supposed to embroider on#there's the internship#i'm not going to be able to do that drawing project. at all.#no illustrations will be made#until... i don't know when#and this jsut.#i lost two whole days.#because i made bad decisions.#i'm going to go play minecraft#see if that makes me feel a little better.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I feel so cringe or as if someone will think I'm just trying to be edgy but ey! I GET TO EXPRESS MY FEELINGS HOW I WANT TO FUCK YOU! FREEDOM!
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GOD I AM SUCH I FUCKING MESSSS~
this is how I am expressing my freedom. I don't usually get to express my emotions like this! I am over my sad but still filled with lots of W A N T. eh. I'll find someone who deserves me eventually~
but anyway. I do actually want suggestions on where to find ppl to love or just be around so if you have any please tell me! eheheheheh buh byeee~
EDIT!:
just realized those ~ seem sexual
THEY ARENT I SWARE I AM NEEDY BUT NOT IN THAT WAY!
ALSO THIS IS A REUPLOAD!
buh byeee~~
#TEETH TEETHE TEEETH TEEETHATHH TEETH#TEETH#yandere thoughts#KINDA!#GOD KILL ME~#HAHAHAHAHAH#I HAVE FUCKING FULL FREEDOM NO ONE I KNOW KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUT!#FINALLY!#actually obsessive#actually mentally ill
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I'M SO GLAD RINIWOONGS ARE BACK 🥹🥹🥹 they're literally so adorable squishy pocketable 🤏🤏😔😔😔
do they know how much joy they bring to me I'm literally just a girl 🥹🥹🥹 (they don't even know I exist) anywho riniwoongs thank you for giving me the will to live 😔🤍🤍
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tiny babies have no idea how much their very existence is healing humanity itself!!!!! so glad that my rini woongie updates are being enjoyed 😞😞😞 every time i snap a cute pic of them i send it it to all my gcs and sometimes post them here BWAHAHAHHAHAHA. everyone needs to know how cute they are!!!!!! it's the law!!!!
#GOD they're so cute.#their mom has been doing a better job in taking care of them HAHAHAHAHAH.#riniwoongie
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DUUUUDE
Love hate with thiiiiis.
Small ass town but I went to dollar general- got a CUTEEEE cat mug and thr girl (omg she was so sweet) but was like- did you go allll the way here for a mug.
Yes girly.
Yes I fucking did.
You know why?
I'm tired of tasting plastic Styrofoam cups in mah coffee.
So yes, at 21:22 I did buy a cute ass mug for funisies and the need to drink coffee at work for four days a week.
#tumblr#rant#love#hate#dollar general#dollar#dollar store#small town#vent#god bless that woman but HAHAHAHAHAH#fun times at 21:22 lol
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