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#nooooo#noooooooo#oh no#oh my god#stop#like noooo#no no noooo#meme#funny#funny memes#haha#lol#humor#memes#funny shit#weird memes#funny post#bugs#beetles
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season 3 janeway hanging out with her kiddies more is a big fave era of the AU for meeeeeeeee <3 she's awkward at it but she's trying :')
Resolutions and Basics happen and it's the beginning of a shift for her in feeling like she actually wants to be a mother. It's a slow burn up through Coda which conveniently shares an anniversary with Threshold = their first birthday, seeing what she's missing (though the alien in Coda would probably try to frame it in her mind as being like "they're going to be fine without you" but she'd see it and be like "im missing these moments with them :(" and afterwords she'd finally make the decision to be more involved in their lives.
#if i could write...... Coda would be one id just COOK ON hahaha#like begins in the shuttle with chakotay inviting her to the triplets' first birthday and she's like noooooooo.........#and she 'dies' and gets to see what the party they throw without her is like#and she gets sad about it#but when she's fine again at the end of the ep shes like chakotay hi yes i will go to their birthday party :)#My Art#Threshold#AU#Kathryn Janeway#Edward Janeway#Philippa Janeway#Human#Star Trek: Voyager#drawing that top one i kept thinking about that scene in Bones#where brennan has either her baby or is with another baby#and shes wiggling her fingies around in front of it going 'phalanges phalanges phalanges'#it lives in my mind rent free#also ermmmmmm one of my huge brainrot moments ever with my hecking writer girlies and the au is like#whenever kathryn admires her babies' finger webbing IT MAKES ME EXPLODE#had that in my brain too haha#with the other oneeee philippa only lets chakotay touch her hair hehehe! <3#its snarly and she's sensitive about it and janeway's not good about taming the mane lol
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hrrrrrghhhhhhhh......... hrghrhghrghhhhhhhhhh................ thinking about semipopular american tv show again........... morgan grimes and lester patel could be called "mor or les" and i think we need ot consider this as a community so here is my 600000 word essay on why we should think more about tjis
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GRAY AND HENRY DIDNT EVEN GET TO TALK TO EAVCH OTHER IM GONNA LOSE IT.
#CHOOSING TO BELIEVE THAT HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO NOT DIE OFFSCREEN OF TOXIC SMOKE INHALATION IN A CRUMBLING BUILDING WHILE ON 1HP. HAHA#GRAY IS A VILE PERSON MIND YOU BUT YOU HAVE NOOOOOOOO IDEA HOW MUCH. CHARACTER STUFF. THERE IS BETWEEN HIM AND HENRY#ANYONE IN THE DND GROUP SEEING THIS. U THINK U KNOW HOW THEY'D BE. BUT U HAVE NO IDEA.#kit understands tho. kit u know exacltly whatsd. igj..fg jkh h hbbvhb#also if u see this kit. uh. spoilers for the last 2 sessions im halfway thru telling u abt. haha. hah...#textpost tag
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i keep saying i hate gojo entirely to bully my stepbrother who thinks hes fucking awesome. i dont hate gojo im just committed to the bit
#ramblings#personal#theres also the added bonus of how the little guy now shoves pictures of gojo in my face#i am a nanami girlie until the end of fucking time but hey pretty eyes are pretty eyes#i say 'haha im glad i havent seen gojo since he got sealed' and my stepbrother pulls up his jjk gacha#and shoves gojo in my face#its like reverse psychology#nooooooooooooo dont hit me with the pretty eyes noooooooo#this is family bonding i think
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guys would u be mad if I put vash in minecraft :(
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LMAO QUICK. WIPE YOUR TEARS BEFORE SOMEONE SEEEESSS YOUUU
#vent#:) !! dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I am in my feelings and I am feeling so many feelings like my heart being torn from my chest and pounded into the floor#and a rage so sickening that I can only get rid of by mutilating someone’s flesh with my teeth and nails#fuck fuck fuck man fucking shit everytime I start to open myself up to someone and share what’s at the core of my being#I let my guard down and shit happens!! why can’t I be normal!! why do I get so attached!!! so fucking needy!!!!!! why do I CARE so deeply#when I’m so easy to be ignored? honestly what am I doing here!! I’m forgettable!!! honestly!!#why talk to me??? what am I contributing AT ALL to the conversation?? I’m not interesting. I have no ideas. YOU have a hard time under me?#how do you think *I* feel?? do you think I know who I am?? what I believe?? what I desire??#why even BOTHER wanting for anything!! I dream of the absolute bare minimum life for myself!! I want to not die and live with my friend!!#maybe even MULTIPLE friends if I’m so lucky!!! do you know how much I’ve thought about it? how stupid of a fucking dream really truly#what are the chances of that coming true? who would want to spend more than a few hours. with me?#and so what?? if I can’t even achieve the bare fucking minimum dream ever then??? what’s the point??? what am I then??? if you think I have#ANY skills. you are mistaken!! I don’t know how to do anything!!! except cry over no response to my messages for TWO FUCKING WEEKS#I’m fine and cool. absolutely fucking DANDY#I’m totally not insecure about my place in the world and my place in peoples lives!!! noooooooo#I don’t need the bare minimum level of attention. I made it 13 fucking years having never truly connected to another human being.#I can handle. whatever the fuck this is. haha how pathetic. shitty shitty bang bang#nooo I’m a grizzled fucking soldier I don’t reread positive words directed at me like I have an addiction#I’m not replaying the top happiest moments from my life over and over again trying to ride a high from something that expired LOOONGG ago#I’m not fucking!! crying!! what do I have to cry for?? aww little piss baby DIDNT get a reply :( aww shh shh#your feelings are sooo valid don’t you worry!! it’s not like you’ve gone most of your life with the ability to get things you want!! GASP.NO#you didn’t have to struggle with food or money or housing!! nobody’s even HIT you before!! but even so your cries are valid!!!!#SIKE. NO. IM AT THE ABSOLUTE BOTTOM. MY PROBLEMS DONT MATTER#so WHAT if you’re longing?? doesn’t matter how hard you THINK or DREAM or WISH. NO ONE. NOT ONE SINGLE. FUCKING. PERSON#will EVER. see you as more than the fucking checker piece on the chess board!!#you want to be someone’s muse huh? don’t even CARE about their interpretations. or how they see you. all that matters is that in this moment#they’re stuck with you. they’re watching you. for at least a moment you can pretend they are yours.#god.... if only I could get myself to write my actual essays with this much passion haha#haha...a hh h..
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What are you even dressed as?
I got forced into doing this. By the way.
#I wanted to be Sumi but NOOOOOOOO#“Haha you sound like him it'll be funnier” AND THEN THEY TRIED PUTTING ME IN THE UGLIER OUTFIT I LITERALLY HAD TO ARGUE FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES#TO GET THE NOT AS UGLY ONE. GORO AKECHI FROM THE HIT GAME PERSONA 5 IS *NOT* CUNTY#pkmn irl#rotomblr#rotumblr#pkmn rp#pokemon irl#atlas answers.
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this is what i wanna do to mac
#IMMSORRY IVE BEEN OBSESSING OVER PINTEREST STIM GIFS#haha squishy cat go brrr#STOP SQUSHING HM#NOOOOOOOO
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Finally caught up on BNHA and OH MY GODDDD?!?!?!?!?! FFFFF I CANNOTTTTTTT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
#miscellaneous magpie#bnha#the anime that is; i haven't read the manga#no spoilers pls#BUT OH MY GOD WTFFFF NOOOOOOOO#a thunderstorm just started here and it feels fitting#OH MY GOD WHAT#(side note: getting a little bored of tomura it's like obviously nothing will work on him he's stupidly op and we all know he's deku's job)#(actually just generally a bit bored of 'HAHA BUT I HAD A TRICK UP MY SLEEVE ALL ALONG' but that's just an anime thing)#(still love it though just kinda like omggg get on with it now)
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this fic has the potential to be the defining fic for astarion and soldryn's relationship and i'm kind of mad that it's getting so much longer and so much more complicated than i thought it would. at least i'll get to feature minthara and lae'zel a lot but like, man, of course it's stupid ass astarion that makes me take notes on receipt paper at work so i can come home and transfer them to scriv
also notes from my planning. as you can see i'm normal
#soldrynposting#astarion is like a wet beast to me. i ccan fit so much trauma and bitterness and unwise decisions into thismotherfucker#noooooooo astarion don't lash out and make bad decisions every five minutes...haha...:(
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What happened to tumblr mobile??? I go outside and touch grass (read sand) ONE TIME and it's CHANGED?!??!
#i hate this so much#its me gron#also a lil haha funny as a treat#i drove half way across my state to check out a couple state parks and endee up late to smthn#everyone thought i was just a hard worker and was held late#everyone: oh suchs you were late due to work :((((#me: *knowing i just broke several speed laws driving half way arcoss state for the second time in one day* Yeah WOW traffic SUCKED#NOOOOOOOO#they fonally changed the heart to a plus on my spotifh#13th AND 14th reasons#nvm only 13th#the heart remains the plus is just to add to a playlist
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I JUST WOKE UP.
@sappi-papi thanks for enabling me
#friend art#thrs was the second thing i saw after ii got up from a nap i didnt mean to take <- (passed out)#the first thing? well... haha... (turns to op really scary and slow and theres metal creaking sfx emanating from my body) nah. it's nothing#YOU ARE DOING SOME COCOMELON SHIT TO ME.#OUUUUHAWHAHWHWHAH#NOOOOOOOO.#NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.#<- all v/pos btw.#IM SO SICK . something something fusakin taking more of a notice to adukin's feelings in post-story because he understands feeling -#- disconnected from your physical self and in turn losing who you are emotionally too. wanting to help remind her that what happened -#- doesn't change anything between them. and he feels awful that she ever thought it would. she's still everyone's friends...#still everyone's azu... ouagh...#YOU'RE NOT ALONE AZU!!!#anyway cool art man im coming to jeff the kill you#marikinonline4#adukin#fusakin
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We're out of milk, and now I'm going to crumble in on myself and die until my mother returns from the market as my savior.
#you know im starting to feel like maybe it isnt very healthy to drink as much milk as i do on a daily basis#hmm...#oh well im sure its fine#i go through milk like... like... like... really fast- DANG IT#there goes my similie#im not like addicted to milk or anything I can live without it#im fine haha#hwy woukd i have a problem with not being able to drink milk#thats dumb haha#its not like i drink... 4... 5 cups a day#pfft noooooooo#i can stop whenever i want
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white leftists with anxiety reclaiming the r slur now guys guuuaaaauuu
#what do you mean#what do you mean reclaim#nooo aha babe noooooooo! noo silly girl u cant say that still haha!
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Monaco Green
Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader
Warnings: suicide jokes in relation to a happy relationship? (Yall know what I mean)
Authors note: more Lando!
Requested: Yes/No
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
liked by user1 user2 and 13,800 others
yourusername took a day-trip away from London to go visit Monaco, bit posher than I’m used to, vlog coming soon xx 💚💚💚
In the meantime, new cooking video is up now, we made pesto pasta! 🍝
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user1 I’m actually in love with her
user2 she’s so pretty!
user3 who’s behind the camera in the pasta video???
user4 is it her editor???
user5 James??? Nah, he’s American, the guy in the video is British
user6 secret boyfriend???
user7 why Monaco?
yourusername visiting a friend! It was quite nice, might have to consider moving 🤔
user8 no offense but how tf would she afford Monaco rent
user9 yk these influencers and their rich parents
user10 so pretty 🥰
yourusername thank you, love 🫶
user11 I love her phone case 💚💚
user12 “we” made pesto pasta 🤔
user13 I loved the new karting vid!!! James had no chance lol, how r u so good?!
yourusername I had a good instructor haha, helps that James is absolutely abysmal at it
jamesedits that’s rude, we don’t all have experienced go-karters to teach us 😒
user14 I want to be her friend so bad, omg her life seems so cool
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
liked by jamesedits maxfewtrell and 3,008,996 others
landonorris Monaco green 💚
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user15 the soft-launch????
user16 who is that??????
user17 not Lando posting his secret girlfriend on a random Tuesday
user18 ooh but she’s got good taste in nails I’ll give her that
user19 and who tf is that then
maxfewtrell ah, bold innit?
landonorris 🤐
user20 wtf is max talking about
user21 all we get is hands????
user22 some Twitter detectives about to figure out who that is just based on the hands i bet my life
user23 and if I told you I know who that is, then what
user24 now how tf do you know that
user23 pure vibes and delusion
user25 who taught this man to soft-launch???
user26 I can tell she’s pretty
user27 NOOOOOOOO
user28 what about our marriage and kids???
oscarpiastri she’s lovely
landonorris you have not met her
oscarpiastri this is your sign to change that
oscarpiastri and from what you’ve told me, she is lovely
landonorris she is
user29 awww I already love her
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
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yourusername supposed to be a one day trip but now it’s been three days 😅
Day 1 Monaco vlog is up now! 💚
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user30 is this the girl that Twitter thread was about????
user31 she has the phone case!!!!
user32 you can’t tell me that the “tour guide” in the vlog isn’t Lando
user33 love that James was so against the sunshine the entire time lmao
jamesedits I’m white and from London, I can’t survive in the sun 😔
user34 I love the green 💚💚💚
user35 is this landos girlfriend????
user36 are yall just harassing this poor girl because she has a popular phone case??!! 😭😭
jamesedits can I go home now
yourusername pls do, you third-wheel too much
user37 third-wheeling???? I sense landooo
user38 are you staying with that friend you mentioned
user39 pretty girl 🤩
user40 if you go to the part of the vlog when they’re walking the circuit and go over the grand hotel hairpin, on my life you can see Lando for a split-second in the background
user41 are you sure that’s him and not James?
user40 James was wearing a black jacket, that guy was wearing like a beige hoodie
user42 I just binged like 20 of her videos because I heard she might be dating Lando and now I’m in love with her 😭😭😭
user43 I’m convinced it’s her just because of the phone case and yall can’t change my mind
jamesedits I had to work overtime to get all that footage cut quickly so you’re welcome
yourusername “work overtime” you are on vacation it’s hardly working
jamesedits don’t police my stress
yourusername 🙄
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landonorris
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landonorris
📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
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landonorris 3 days of Monaco with a guest 💚
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user44 GREEN AGAIN
user45 and if I told you that phone case girl had that same hat in her Instagram post then what
user46 “three days of Monaco” “supposed to be a day-trip but it’s been three days”
user47 that third picture must be from day 1 because someone’s wearing that same beige hoodie in the back of her day 1 vlog
user48 and the green ny hat???
user49 y/n was wearing green converse on her insta story!!!
user50 AND SHE LIKED!!!!
user51 I recognize those shoessss
user52 this is so cute 😭🫶
oscarpiastri she’s lovely!
landonorris now you can say that
oscarpiastri it was lovely to meet her 🫶
landonorris I’ll tell her you said that
user53 the green aesthetic is so adorable omg I love it so much
user54 LANDO DONT BE SCARED TAG HER
user54 OR POST HER ACTUAL FACE
user54 OR EVEN A STRAND OF HAIR PLEASE LANDO
user55 bathing with a toaster tonight dhmu
user56 wdym my husband has a gf? 😭
user57 what about our kids Lando?? What about the kids?
user58 I’ve never even seen her face but that’s my mom now I don’t make the rules 🤷♀️
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📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
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yourusername Day-trip —> full-time stay
More Monaco vlogs to come, then 😅
Monaco day 1 vlog (Lando’s version) is up now, thank you to James for re-including all the clips of him that he'd previously cut out 🫶
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user59 AWWWWWWW
user60 where’s the user who guessed this from the start
user61 James I going through it
jamesedits it’s bad enough I had to scrub through all the clips of them being lovey-dovey but then I had to look at all of them again to put them back in the vlog
jamesedits and NOW she’s gonna put these clips in EVERY VIDEO! THEYRE SO GROSS!
user62 oh my god poor James 😭
user63 somebody get James a pay raise
yourusername don’t listen to him, he’s like a dog, he’ll act sad to strangers but in reality he gets treated perfectly fine and gets fed on time every day, he doesn’t need any more treats
jamesedits I don’t appreciate being compared to a dog
landonorris dw about it mate, you’d be a nice little yorki
jamesedits 🤨
user64 LANDO!
user65 they both look so good im frothing at the mouth
landonorris glad I could convince you to stay
yourusername you’re very convincing
user66 sleeping on train tracks tonight
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landonorris
📍Monte Carlo, Monaco
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landonorris might have to get her a different phone case…💚
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user67 SHE GOT A TAG!!!!
user68 Y/N!!!!!
user69 awww they’re adorable 🥰
user70 I’ve followed y/n for years and it’s so nice to see her so happy 😭
user71 HES PESTO PASTA GUY
user72 knowing it’s him makes it make sense as to why he never actually cooks in the video
user73 man moved to Monaco and still found an English girl
user74 I wish my rich athlete boyfriend would convince me to move in with him in his Monaco home… 😞
user75 I’m in love with both of themmmmm
maxfewtrell she made the main page! And you can see her face! Congrats mate!
landonorris 😐😑😐
maxfewtrell seriously though, happy 4 u
landonorris thanks max
user76 now I need to know where she got the phone case
yourusername wildflower!
user76 omg I wasn’t expecting a reply! Tysm!
yourusername 💚
user77 I’ve never been more interested in a relationship
user78 HARD-LAUNCH
yourusername 💚💚💚
landonorris 💚💚💚
user79 oh my god they’re so perfect
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