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I really liked Jolly Rancher Gummies, and I really like sour candy! But how are they together?
... BAD.
First of all, the texture is ruined. The smooth coating is replaced with the rough granules. Somethines these are alright, but this candy makes you want to suck on them, and it will shred the roof of your mouth.
This version opts to replace the Grape flavor with the Lemon flavor, keeping all the other flavors of Cherry, Watermelon, Green Apple, and Blue Raspberry. I think that makes sense (except that sour grapes exist), as lemons are the figurehead of sour candy.
Except the lemon pieces are suprisingly NOT sour. In fact, none of the pieces really are! Theyre very mild and sweet, having all the sour-hurt without any of the sour-zing. I would like to see a lemon piece show up in non-sour packs, as it does have potential for being a good flavor.
But these flavors, in my opinion, are not that good. I dont know what they changed from the non-sour variants, but the sourness almost ruins what they have.
Overall, this product is shockingly different from its predecessor, and not in a good way.
tune in later (idk when) for ravios third and fourth "oh god these gummy replicas of foods taste like Shit-" review!. wherein i taste more weird gummy candies that are made to look like regular ass foods, and rate the experience for my familys amusement.
this time around we will have Gummy Mac n Cheese and lunchable cracker sandwich gummies!
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It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade.
After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep.
My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck.
And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free.
"What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards.
As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little bastards, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor anus.
I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam.
"I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?"
The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs.
After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened.
It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon.
By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse.
By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach.
I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads.
At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief.
I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat.
It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life.
After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears.
I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface.
Thought it'd be fun to start reviewing whatever random gummies I find and try.
That being said, once you open the bag you're hit with this intense, delicious cherry smell that had me really excited. I was wrong to be excited. These are boring as hell and taste like that shitty formulated cough syrup you had as a kid. But unlike cough syrup, eating these makes me feel actively worse.
Do not recommend, 2/10.
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When I first saw this candy on the shelf, i thought it was an off-brand. But no, its actual Haribo!
This is the only candy ive seen that completely fills its packaging. The pringles of sugar.
The flavors included are Cherry, Blue Rasberry, Orange, and Green Apple.
I like the size and texture of each streamer. Its long, which makes it long lasting, and theres a total of 20 peices! Each piece has ridges running down the side, which makes it easy to tear amd share.
Blue Rasberry
Despite being blue, I actually like this one. It's a good sour. And its still my least favorite of the 4. Its zing makes it hard to keep in my mouth for too long
Green Apple
This one is good! It feels relatively neutral, nothing notable.
Cherry
This one feels very similar to Green Apple, except sweeter. I like it more because its a red flavor.
Orange
This is my favorite of the bunch, of course, as i love orange. It is the only one which has more flavor when the sour crystals are gone.
Overall, I have been and will continue to be buying these. Its so much candy for the value.
I'm doing that thing again where a random scenario is showing up in my modern AU fic and I have to think of everyone's preferences so: BG3 companions, ice cream edition.
Wyll: The only man alive who gets an ice cream cone and somehow never drips. He loves a good quality vanilla, but likes it with additions, like a handmade fudge ripple or butter pecan. Will eat an ice cream cone with a spoon, confusing everyone.
Karlach: She wants to go to the place where they mix in shit in front of you. Gummy bears and pretzels. Red hots candy and caramel corn. She's inventing flavor combos you've never heard of. Also likes the blue bubblegum ice cream.
Gale: Ooh! Well, since you're asking, he knows a wonderful place a scant thirty minute drive away that makes their own handmade ice cream. He's been known to indulge in a pint or two...perhaps with a nice glass of wine! Toppings? Well, that would ruin the experience.
Shadowheart: She goes to the same place as Gale, but she hoards her pints in her freezer and you're not allowed to touch them. They have a dark chocolate raspberry she's obsessed with. It's hers, though. You can have a bite. Just one. Fine, you can have another bite.
Lae'zel: She goes to the fast food drive through, orders a chocolate sundae, and leaves. If their ice cream machine is broken again, they will pay the price. Will climb through a drive-through window to fight your manager.
Astarion: Goes to the trendy, insanely expensive restaurant, orders the thousand dollar gold leaf covered, smoked white truffle and whisky ice cream dessert, takes a picture of it for his instagram, and leaves without paying by climbing out the bathroom window.
Minthara: She will take two scoops of chocolate ice cream. Nothing more, nothing less. If you fail to deliver exactly what was ordered, she will have your business destroyed on Yelp. Her prowess on Yelp is legendary. Sometimes Astarion helps her make video reviews of restaurants. She has millions of views, adoring fans, and has no idea.
Halsin: He'd prefer something else for dessert, but he's already here, so...maybe a scoop of pistachio on a cone? Will get distracted and end up with it dripping all over his arm. Whoops! Now everyone's staring at him while he licks his own hand.
Jaheira: She prefers a pastry, but fine. She'll let you know once she's tried every sample at least once. Hmm. Not bad. And...you know what? Never mind. She's full now. Thanks for the samples.