#Guards

[illustratus]

Prison Guard by Franz Czermak

[ts2cambremon]

Kadja: *shivering and walking mechanically, as if in a daze*

Ren: Make way! The lady of Cambremon is eager to return to the fire of her hearth!

[slaughterkeys]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

STUDIO TRIGGER HAS UPHELD THEIR OBLIGATION.

[red-pencil]

Keep in sync this #AniMonday !

This was an early Nimona concept I was proposing where the guards would move in sync with each other, while visually sticking to a design that leaned heavily on vertical, horizontal, and 45° angles.

[stackofsnakes]

Somewhere in the multiverse there's a Sam Vimes whose organizer chimed a little tune and told him how everything's gonna be alright, how he arrests two armies, of Vetinaries surrender followed by the redisappearance of the island and how normality returns to Ankh-Morpork, shortly before he and his guards are slaughtered by the invading army

[starfall-xo]

colosseum guard from Dune: Part Two (2024) by @Kouga00012

[tofu83]

What men bred for.

2. Guards

The alien masters never imagined that there are such versatile and easy-to-tame highly intelligent animals in the universe. Well, compared to the masters, the people on earth are actually inferior in intelligence.

The masters' scientists originally only developed breeds for military use, carefully selecting suitable genes so that the humans bred would be strong, aggressive, but united and obedient male individuals.

However, with military success, public opinion began to demand the development of breeds that could also be used by civilians, so breeds that were smaller, more independent, but still highly obedient to their owners were developed. They were also implanted with nanobots when they were young adults, so that their bodies could better meet the needs of their owners. At the same time, control helmets are also installed. Of course, they absolutely obey their owners, but they still need consciousness control to prevent them from attacking each other.

They are kept by many owners as pets and guards, just like humans kept dogs in the past. They take pride in pleasing and being appreciated by their owners, who can make them very excited and proud just by touching their bodies. If they perform outstandingly, such as helping their master fight off robbers or thieves, or assisting in hunting, completing various daily tasks, etc., their master will upgrade their bodies as a more glorious reward.

Master’s scientists have also discovered that when the physical parts of human males of this breed are covered in tight rubber and artificial leather, they will be extremely excited and even fall into a euphoric state, which is only seen during the mating period of primitive species.

Scientists are still unable to explain the exact reason why male humans have physiological reactions to rubber and leather, but they have been widely used commercially to improve the maneuverability and work performance of human guards.

In addition, a new type of guards that first covers the whole male body in a rubber bodysuit , then strengthens the body with nanotechnology, and finally covers it with armor has been put into production. The consciousness of these guards is extremely pleasurable, and their bodies are controlled like puppets by microcomputers implanted in the back of their necks. They will soon be assigned to law enforcement agencies everywhere to protect, serve, and obey forever.

[todayontumblr]

Tuesday March 28.

It's Tuesday: so Skyrim.

You know, it's funny that goats should be so prevalent in the magical Skyrim universe, as the internet might just say that the Elder Scrolls: #skyrim is the G.O.A.T. of video games. If not the internet, Dear Reader, then at least we here at Tumblr. We who have spent countless hours wandering the misty mountains, battling dragons, bartering with NPCs, staring out across the landscape, and, of course, Shouting various goats from the rock face and into the abyss below. That'll learn 'em. Countless hours, countless fun. Fuuuus, Ro Dah! 

For whatever joyous reason, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim finds itself trending on Tumblr today. Which is total delight for us. It is quite simply one of the greatest games ever to materialize on our screens and a beautiful, enchanting world that remains every bit as popular more than *ten years* after its first release. And for very good reason.

Happy Tuesday, folks. Why not celebrate with 20 Quotes From Skyrim That Are Absolutely Hilarious x

[helios-suns]

I rewatched Descendants the Rise of Red, and I just saw something. The guard with the long blonde hair definitely recognided Red when she entered that courtyard, I swear you can see it in his look, he just see Red arriving and is just like "The intruder of last night was actually the F*CKING princess??? I'm going to get my head cut off because a teenage girl HAS MOMMY ISSUES????? AND SHE JUST ATTACKED MY SQUAD FOR FUN???? THIS is how I die????" You can see the despair in this man eyes.

And honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if the Queen of Hearts actually knew that Red was the "intruder" but she just say she doesn't know so that she can kill the guard whose squad couldn’t even catch a 16 yo girls who likes parkour, (Let’s be honest, it doesn't look like he was very good at his job considering that Red impersonated one of the guards and he didn’t notice) and also because maybe Red will learn her lessons and stop breaking thing in the castle if she doesn't want more people to die.

[oblivions-dawn]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟

a Skyrim journey, 108/?

[illustratus]

[oldschoolfrp]

The commander of a large mounted force "invites" the party to join a quest on his king's behalf (Jim Holloway, from AD&D module I3: Pharaoh, 1st module in the Desert of Desolation series, written by Tracy and Laura Hickman, TSR, 1982)

[muscleandboots]

[thepastisalreadywritten]