#Guardian Unsha

[shakingparadigm]

[nottoonedin]

Okay it might be just me but does Unsha kind of sound like a disappointed father figure in the interview? Like he sounds almost fond of Ivan?

Like?? He doesn't even pick out Ivan because of his talent, he focused on how different and extraordinary his eyes looked? Could just be because he wanted to impress his wife but you'd want an entertaining pet no? (Also side note Ivan being a Valentine's Day present..)

He was only disappointed? If it were Urak or Herperu who had their pets give up on stage I'd say they'd be pissed. Reminds me of the phrase commonly used by parental figures: "I'm not mad. Just disappointed." Calling Ivan an "ambitious kid" comes off almost endearing?

Something something parents learning from their children. A mentor learning from their student. Or something.

Do you guys think. He's moving on from human pets because. Because he knows there will never be another one like Ivan. Like Ivan is special (to him) in a way?

Then again, you can also take the interview as Unsha talking about Ivan like a business partner. Because that's how they viewed their relationship. But it'd be kind of unheard of having a pet human as an (almost) equal?

(Let me be delusional okay Ivan Unsha father-son relationship PLEASE-)

Edit: Should probably add that I'm not saying Unsha is a GOOD father figure. He reminds me more of a neglectful father. Probably not as abusive as Urak and Heperu, but he definitely pushed Ivan and had high expectations for him (I don't think Ivan would willingly have that daily schedule if it weren't for Unsha's gain).

[junebluues]

i was thinking about the alnst guardians being on twitter and i had the URGE to make this sorry. idk how these two would act at all but i giggled

[crustyfloor]

Guardian Unsha found dead in a ditch after investing so much money into his golden child Ivan just for him to go fuck up, lose, and publicly embarrass Unsha by throwing the round for and kissing his rival's pet-human on live television

[ivantill-i-kms]

!!!????!?? CUTE??? OLD MAN YAOI IS REAL????

And then you remember that Unsha has a wife 😂

Cr: t4tivantill on twt

[lether]

[atrophiedemotion]

unsha’s reaction to what ivan did in round 6 isn’t particularly surprising to me, but it was really interesting to see straight up like that.

it really feels similar to, like, if you were training a show dog for years and they’d always performed perfectly. you made it through tournament after tournament of the dog doing everything exactly as it should, but once you get onstage at semifinals, the dog attacks you out of nowhere. you don’t understand why- you had no idea your dog could ever misbehave at all, let alone like that.

but truthfully you never spent time with the dog. you passed it from trainer to practice constantly and figured it was well behaved enough to take care of itself, as long as you paid for its training. you left the dog to its own devices otherwise so you never really knew what it got up to outside of that.

and after you’ve lost and are left with a dog no longer fit to compete, you start to question everything you thought you knew about it.

[k9punkout]

Unsha saying that he thinks its "cute" how hard Urak tries to impress others was bad enough but what on earth is this.

uransha canon??

honestly, i think urak's walking on eggshells in the business world due to his class and origins. that's probably why he feels the need to impress others who are more seasoned in the field and prove his worth.

he's actually rather similar to heperu in terms of wanting to achieve superiority in a universe that deems them inferior, it's just that urak's goals are more money-oriented than self-satisfactory.

[chirpycloudyrobin]

tw body horror / description if desecration of (fictional) corpses but

i wonder if it's a thing w the aliens to taxidermy their fave pets or some shit

like walk w me here

shine likely loved mizi as much as an alien could and was probably sad that her own pet was sad at sua's death so imagine she bought sua's body from nigeh (who prollie doesnt give that much of a shit) to turn sua into a doll for mizi so at least mizi would have her sua with her, right ?

and then on unsha's side... taxidermying ivan's body as a keepsake. maybe as a doll to put on display for his wife. or maybe as a trophy for his first venture into the human pet business like how some people keep models of their first successful work kind of thing.

are u getting my vision ? 🧍

[shakingparadigm]

It seems like Unsha is.... fairly tame? At least compared the horrendous feats of Urak and Heperu. He almost seems more grounded compared to them? Unlike Urak and Heperu, who are obssessed with winning to the point of trying over and over again, Unsha accepts his loss gracefully and moves forward with other things.

Ivan was a gift to Unsha's wife for her birthday. He chose children based off of their potential, and when Ivan showed the most promise he gave him full investment. Instead of forcing out Ivan's talent through more heavily abusive means (nurturing, it seems to be called), he brings Ivan to success through sponsorships, methodical marketing and exposure. Unsha considers the things he learned from being with Ivan and takes interest in what Ivan's thoughts might have been before death. He says that despite everything, Ivan was worth the investment and worth the loss.

I'm not trying to say that Unsha was a "good parent", he was neglectful to Ivan's personal needs and worked him relentlessly among other things. There definitely could have been more diabolical actions that haven't been revealed yet. He undoubtedly viewed Ivan as a product that he needed to sell (a businessman in all areas), but it's just interesting to note his differences and train of thought. Much to think about.

[agoniesreprisal]

it's so funny to go back to my drafts every now and then... like wdym nvantis was supposed to be a mafia boss and not an influencer

[ivan-alnst-official]

Wanna know what else was surprising? A certain flag I found in your closet one time.

Urak I want my husband back (Till) GIVE HIM BACK

I don't have him currently.

[junebluues]

the real reason unsha and urak had beef thanks plip for putting the idea of them as good luck babe in my head

[ivantill-i-kms]

I think it's quite interesting that Urak has a higher rate for Till than Unsha for Ivan ...

Is it because Unsha neglects Ivan? I mean it states that while he didn't abuse Ivan like Urak did to Till, he doesn't really care about Ivan that much either, just viewed him as an investment...

[lether]

Unsha在round6输给Urak后的报复行动↑

(((用我拙劣的英文（＋机翻）译了一下

[junebluues]

no idea if this is niche but do you think he’s read my immortal. does he know ebony dark'ness dementia raven way… and if the aliens know how to use the internet do you think that the aliens would write their own fanfics about the alien stage contestants? would they even know how? would ivan read them if they exist? what would ivan even like to read in general? is he like whatever the equivalent of a booktok girlie is in their universe… would ivan write things himself??? would he like writing??? i mean i guess they’d have to operate some sort of internet to broadcast the alien stage seasons right so maybe they DO have internet access…

what classical literature is Ivan reading