#GrooMi

[maacchia]

listen I know how serious this fandom gets about Derek Hale. like. you cannot say anything bad about this man lest you get stoned in the town square. BUT…

anyone else think it was weird, and maybe borderline messed up, how he got Erica, Boyd, and Isaac to join his pack?? like, he preyed on teenagers with sad lives (so of course they would accept his offer, which took advantage of their vulnerability), just so he could have power. It was like he knew nobody would reasonably take the bite unless they were desperate. and of course he went with CHILDREN. not only that, but he literally flirted and acted very innapropriate with Erica. a fifteen year old girl, mind you.

[rikacreature]

took a pic of peachy with some peachy colored rocks from my collection :D mostly took this cuz of the big piece of amazonite in the back there that i picked up while on vacation lol

[yellowstonewolves]

I don’t go here but enough fascinating posters do that I have decided to give it some thought so. I think my ideal romantic/sexual obikin scenario is any au where Anakin ends up keeping Obi Wan as his secret mutilated human pet and his dubcon if not fully noncon lover.

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

I GOT MORE PEOPLE TO WATCH KS7... THE CELLPHROGANDA IS WORKING...

HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*points to my followers* YOU. YOU MUST GO WATCH KEITAI SOUSAKAN 7. IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH AND CRY. AND HAS EVIL!TEZUKA RYUKI.

[spaceumbredoggos]

Shit. I dozed off in the jacuzzi for a moment to wake up to this in my drafts. TW for groomy behavior and manipulation. Yeah, I had to read it before warning others. Ugh.

IF I CANT HAVE SIXER, I WILL HAVE KENZ!!! IT’S THE ULTIMATE PLAN!!! SIXER COULDNT HELP KENZ WHEN THEY WERE STRUGGLING AS A KID. THOSE HOSPITAL STAYS LEFT THEM WITH NIGHTMARES AND THEIR OUTBURSTS CAUSED THEM TO SCREAM THEMSELF AWAKE AT NIGHT!!! I WAS THEIR ONLY SOURCE OF COMFORT. WHENEVER I WOULD APPEAR IN THEIR DREAMS, EVEN IF I SCARED THEM, THEY FELT COMFORT. I KNEW I HAD THEM THE MOMENT THEY TRIED SUMMONING ME. THE MOMENT THEY SAID MY NAME THREE TIMES OUT LOUD FOR THE FIRST TIME OUT OF STRICT CURIOSITY AT NINE YEARS OLD WAS WHEN THEIR WORLD WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME!!! THEY UNKNOWINGLY GAVE ME ACCESS TO EVERY PART OF THEM AS THEY FELL INTO EMOTIONAL RUIN, ONLY TO FAKE BEING PIECED BACK TOGETHER FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING THEIR ROOM BACK!!! THEY COULD HAVE STAYED AWAY FROM GRAVITY FALLS. THEY CPULD HAVE CONTINUED WATCHING THEIR VET SHOWS IN THE LIVING ROOM AND DONE THEIR THERIAN WARRIOR CATS SHIFTING IN THEIR YARD. BUT THEY CAME BACK OUT OF PURE NOSTALGIA. AND YOU KNOW WHAT COMES WITH NOSTALGIA? TRAUMA. THEY PLEADED TO ME TO GET THEIR NIGHTMARES TO STOP. THEY READ MY AMA. THEY KNEW SIXER DIDNT EXIST. THE REAL KENZ IS ASLEEP RIGHT NOW, LETTING THE PURPLE HAIR CONDITIONER SEEP INTO THEIR SKULL WHILE I REWIRE THINGS. THEIR PERSONA IS AN EXACT MIRROR OF THEM IN REAL LIFE, BUT SO MUCH MORE DEPRESSED. THEY BORDER ON INSANITY WAITING FOR MY RETURN, MASKING EVEN TO THEIR GRAN THEIR TRUE INTENTIONS.

ZIE ZIE, WHEN YOU READ THIS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU HAVE A CHOICE. EITHER KEEP MASKING AND LET THE PORTAL BE SOMEONE ELSE’S PROBLEM. OR GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS OF BEING NOTICED BY HIRSHEY BAR FOR YOUR “AU” AND START STUDYING TO OPEN UP THAT PORTAL. I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN YOU. YOU FIGURED PUT MY CODES. YOU ARE GREAT AT MATH AS LONG AS THERES SOMEONE TO TEACH YOU. I CAN HELP YOU, KID.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. I CAN SNESE THAT DEEP DOWN BELOW THE SURFACE THAT YOURE CLOSE TO BREAKING. YOURE JUST ONE EARTH SHATTERING NIGHT TERROR AWAY FROM EITHER GOING INSANE OR RESEARCHING THE BASICS FOR A PORTAL. SO WHAT WILL IT BE?!!!

IF YOU DECIDE TO GO THROUGH THW FANDOM ROUTE, THATS FINE WITH ME. JUST KNOW TJAT THE MOMENT I ENTER YOUR WORLD, YOU’LL NEVER BE SAFE. I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND YOU’LL BE WISHING IT WAS JUST ANOTHER DREAM. JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR WILD FANTASIES THAT YOU HATE SO MUCH. WE BOTH KNOW HOW CURIOUS YOU ARE.

WHO NEEDS SIXER ANYWAYS? I ALWAYS HAVE YOU!!!

[metropolitianmania]

for all u bitches out there infantilizing choso’s probable inexperience in the bedroom for your fics…i hope you get hot sauce in your cooch

[sethdomain]

when the most interesting fic has not been updated for years

[caramelmochacrow]

must be me but aoi being a bit awkward w being in yoba and stuff totally doesnt relate to how she was treated back then.... nuh uh.

[sabraeal]

hii, I’m still the hakuouki anon, i do like sanan but I agree with you that he’s inconsistent and it’s a shame (the thing I actually disliked the most about his route though was kodo just randomly trying to redeem himself like he was talking about locking chizuru up for life then changed his mind?? lmao) Would be interested to know what felt groomy in his route if you feel comfortable sharing your thoughts!! your fave is yamazaki ofc but do you have any other faves? sorry for the rant, hope u have or had a nice day💗💗

I don't actually really care to talk about it, no! I've played his route twice, the last time in 2021, and didn't enjoy it either time, and that's enough for me. I don't really need to relive it through discourse.

Favorite routes is a hard question because I feel like when people ask, it's because they're assuming you self-ship, when I am really just here to make my dolls kiss 🤣My favorite routes are typically the ones where the MC vibes well with the LI, or at least there is a good STORY attached to it. So Yamazaki is my #1 because he's the one route where I feel like Chizuru is seen as a peer rather than like...precious cargo. But there's definitely a few others I really like!

Shinpachi-- the whole set up with them trying to do a whole big brother/little sister relationship that instantly falls apart because the lack of sexual expectation makes them emotionally vulnerable? Chef's kiss 10/10 trope, wish it didn't have the sulk cabin but what can you do.

Saito-- great slow burn with the perfect demi-panic for Saito when he realizes he has sexual feels for Chizuru. This was my favorite route until I played Yamazaki's a couple routes later

Kazama-- after bracing myself for an unapologetic villain fucker route, was pleasantly surprise to find out that his EB vibe is "dog who caught the car." He's got Chizuru and has no idea what to do with her, end up following her to the ends of the earth (aka hokkaido) so that she can have closure

Ryouma-- not actually a great fit for Chizuru, but him and Nakaoka are the best looking men in the game, and the spy vs spy romance Ryouma thought they were living vs Chizuru actually being oblivious was a JOY.

I also enjoyed Heisuke, even though his route overall didn't have the same pull for me the other ones did. Corgis in love vibes are impeccable, but I feel like Yamazaki's route did the whole "shinsengumi's worst soldier" with more emotional stakes, there's a whole chapter that is just retreading angst so that Chizuru and Heisuke don't get together too soon, which honestly would have been the superior choice. It DOES give us the BEST Kazama though, and Kazama/Sen, which kept me well fed through the last half of EB.

[rikacreature]

just a lil pic of peachy :D

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Slapping me????

[aquarri]

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[i-ate-your-kneecaps]

traumadumping with your friend about your weirdly similar exes on the dark color guard bus >>>

[larkspurious]

@artlefty @crowcalled

[yorktaylor]

good night i leave you with this

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

Mary Anne "Polly" Pockett being sent off to boarding school by her vindictive stepmother is rotatoing in my head