#Got a week off but momma's not well so caring for the household today

[cxpperhead]

Nagaina is one of the snakes that's been in Copperhead's care the longest, about six years since he came to Gotham. He originally found her in a travelling circus way down south close to Arizona, featuring as part of a snake charmer's show. However her mouth had been sewn shut by her keeper, preventing her from being able to bite or spit while performing so Copperhead carefully cut the threads loose, laying in wait for her keeper to return.

Thinking he'd left her enclosure unlocked, her keeper mistakenly thought her to be harmless and went to pick her up, only to get bitten again and again for all the years of torment he'd put her through. His death was thought to have been a careless mistake rather than foul play as nothing was missing except the snake, leading authorities to believe it had simply managed to escape after a handling session had gone wrong. Years later and Nagaina is still with Copperhead, having no wish to leave nor return to the wild.

[mydarllinglover]

Alone || Making Friends

Previous

The time had come when the girls could eat on their own, they were ten months old, twelve weeks since Carols visit, and her words hung over the household, it got Natalia thinking about someone else, as well. 

Natalia woke up early one frosty morning, the rest of the house was asleep, including Daryl.

She slowly and silently got out of the bed, making sure her missing presence wouldn't wake him up.

Natalia dressed up warm, her eyes stayed on the sleeping body, he was a light sleeper, she only had one shot.

Daryl, haven't done a runner just yet, had to take care of something, will be back later, take care of my girls. You know why I didn't tell you, don't bother, you wouldn't of even let me leave the walls if I asked , you'll forgive me, it's why I'm coming back when it's dark ;), love Nat. She scribbled on a note, leaving it on her pillow. 

She then left the bedroom, sneaking into Evie's.

"Mom?" Evie whispered, rolling over and half opening her eyes.

"Hey, sweet girl." Natalia smiled at her, brushing her hair out of her sleepy face. "I'm gonna pop out for a lil bit, I'm gonna be back after dinner, wanted to say bye before I went."

"Where are you going?" She rubbed her eyes. "I'll go with you."

"No, it's okay, I just gotta go see an old friend, it's still cold out, don't wanna get you sick before your tenth birthday, 'Sides, need ya to help out Dad today, gonna be the first time he's gotta look after the girls on his own, and he don't know yet."

"And he's gonna need all the help he can get."

"Yeah, he does." Natalia laughed. "Love you, kid." She kissed her head.

"Love you, Mom." She kissed her head back.

"Maybe visit Aaron, see what he's up to today."

"Yeah, good idea." Evie nodded.

"Alright, go back to bed." She tucked the girl in extra tight, before leaving her room, going in the last one.

Daisy and Bambi were already stood up, clinging onto the bars of the crib as they bounced on the mattress, they'd have to get them a bigger, proper bed in the next few months.

"Mama." Daisy cooed.

"Mama, Mama." Bambi repeated, sucking on her finger. 

"Hi, babies." Natalia beamed, keeping her voice low as she rushed towards the crib, wrapping her arms around her daughters. "Hi, hey."

"Hi Mama." Daisy copied, waving her hand. 

"Hi." Bambi babbled.

"Hey." The cuteness overload was enough to make her want to stay home instead, her nor Daryl had left the twins alone since the day they were born, the furthest apart was a few hours from their bedrooms. "Mommy's gotta go out, but I'll be back soon, can you say bye-bye? Bye-bye."

"Bye-bye, Momma." Bambi rubbed her face as she placed her tiny hand on Natalia's cheek.

"Yeah? Daisy-Waisy, bye-bye?" Natalia asked, stroking Bambi's curls.

"Bye Momma." Daisy added, laying her head on Natalia, her arms around her. 

"I love you girls, so, so much." She weeped, smiling as she hugged them. "Be good for Daddy and Evie. Can I have a kiss?"

Both girls took in turn to kiss their mom before she eventually had to leave.

"Where are you heading off to?"

Natalia was attempting to sneak out the gates without being stopped, but Laura, who was on watch, had other plans.

"Just getting some fresh air." Natalia answered, shielding her eyes from the rising sun. 

"Bullshit. 'Fess up right now or I'm getting Daryl." Laura threatened.

"You know I'm not your captive anymore, right? Haven't been for a long time. Daryl, my husband, knows what I'm doing, no need to go running off and snitching, I'm a grown woman."

"Liar, Dixon."

"Yeah, well, I'll be back later, remind him one of us has to stay here when he comes looking."

"Nat..." Laura felt uneasy lying to the man, the very overprotective scary man, she respected him a lot, and Laura could handle her shit, but, there was a reason she surrendered so easily on that hill, the both of them could be a terrifying threat, especially with twin babies fucking up their schedules. "You sure you're ready?"

"Laura, mind your business and do your job." Natalia finalised, leaving Alexandra with nothing but her weapons and a set of photographs.

She trekked through the woods for a couple of hours, trying to remember the vague route from so long ago, so far only taking out a handful of walkers.

"You ain't pregnant again, so what the hell are you doing back on my land?" That familiar voice floated through the air.

Natalia spun on her heel, staring down the barrel of the shotgun that was aimed between her eyes.

"Looking for you, obviously." Natalia automatically raised her hands above her head in surrender.

"Why?" Leah asked.

Natalia thought on it for a moment, eventually forming an adequate statement that hopefully let her leave the woods alive in the next few hours.

"Wanted to give you an update, on the girls, all three of them."

"What makes you think I care?" She slowly began lowering the gun.

"Nothing, but you did help me, you saved our lives, something's gotta give in that cold black heart of yours."

"Watch it, pipsqueak."

"Still don't scare me, G.I. Jane."

"The gun should." She raised it again.

"Nah, being shot ain't that bad, long as it's not fatal, I'll get through it." Natalia shrugged.

"Weird little thing." Leah muttered, unimpressed by her casualness, lowering the gun once more.

"So, you gonna be rude and make us chit chat outside, or you gonna invite me into your home, again?"

Leah scoffed, but turned her back, walking through the woods, Natalia followed.

"You find your kid?" Leah asked as they walked through the tree's, the cabin was close.

"Oh, yeah. She was back by the time I got there, I tend to overreact a lot when I'm stressed and under pressure."

"I gathered that." She clipped. "What even happened?"

Natalia thought about it for a second, wondering whether she wanted to share with the stranger, if it were safe to?

"She was taken." Natalia started, choosing her words carefully. "Her and all the children in our community, including my niece. Evie's the oldest out of all of them, and she protected them until my husband and my best friend could find them."

"That's tough." Leah sighed.

"Yeah, let's just say we're not exactly recruiting at the moment."

"Good."

Willow jogged towards them, sniffing Natalia who was quick to pet the dog.

"Hey!" She said, excitedly. "How are you?"

"Stop babying my dog." Leah told her.

"But she is a baby, you're just a precious lil baby, huh?"

Natalia looked up at the woman, who was staring at her, unimpressed, she wondered if her ponytail was too tight, why she seemed to be in a constant bad mood.

"Don't talk to her like that." Leah pressed.

"Sorry, I've been around nothing but babies and toddlers for months." Natalia stood up straight.

"Y'know, it took me weeks to scrub the couch clean." Leah admitted, when they walked into the wooden cabin.

"I brought pictures." Natalia waved the handful of photographs that Evie had been snapping throughout the months, ignoring her comment. "You wanna see them?"

Leah looked at her again, she was stiff and her face was blank, but she sat down on the couch next to the smaller woman, anyway. 

Natalia smirked to herself, the strange scary woman was warming up to her. 

She showed her the small stack of photo's, the first one was of the girls in their highchairs, Natalia's back was also in the corner of the picture, a spoon leading to Daisy's mouth, another hand was leading a spoon to Bambi's.

"These are the twins, obviously." Natalia said. "That's Dase, and that's Bam." She pointed.

"They're... indentical." She stated. "But not."

"I know, right." Natalia smiled at her. "So weird."

"Do they get theirs curls from the father?"

"Huh? Oh, no, the only thing that gives that man volume is the lack of a hairbrush, I used to have curly hair as a kid, before I discovered flat irons and grew it out."

"It' a risk having hair as long as yours." It was a reach, Natalia's hair wasn't much longer than the woman's, she just preferred to have it down. 

"Isn't everything these days?" She shrugged, flipping to the next photo, Evie was reading the girls a story as they were all tucked up in Daryl and Natalia's bed. 

"Is that Evie?"

"Yeah, she's nearly ten."

"She's pretty."

"She is, Evie's a great kid, I'm really glad she took an interest in us, her dad, her bio dad, said that me and Daryl were the only people she actually bothered to talk to, in the community, after we'd only arrived like a few days prior."

"So it was fate." Leah mused, but she seemed far away in her own head.

"I guess, yeah." Natalia had a soft smile on her face as she stared down at her lap, switching the photo's, the one of Daryl and the girls star gazing.

"That your husband?" Leah asked.

"Yep, that's my Daryl."

"Hm."

"What?" Natalia looked at the woman, who seemed to be fixated on the photo, making her want to switch to the next one.

"Nothing, just, uh, I wasn't expecting him to look like that."

"Uh huh..."

"No, not like in a bad way, just that... I don't know, I don't really know, she's got his eyes, but I can see they're the spitting image of you." Leah tried to steer the conversation, pointing at Bambi, Natalia took the bait.

"You think so?"

"Yeah, the older they're getting, the more they're starting to look like you."

"Here, the fabric you used to swaddle them out of here, turned them into blankets for the girls." The next picture was of the twins in their cribs, after waking up from a nap, both clinging onto the cloths in one arm, their bunnies in their clutches, their hair was in matted curls, they were about five months old, in the picture.

"Cute bunnies, you base each of them around that colour." Leah alluded their matching pyjamas to the colour of the teddy.

"Yeah, they're twins, so you know, I think it's cute, one of my best friends, my husbands brother, he was really looking forward to them being here. More than us, at the time." She chuckled. "He uh, he gave them to me when we set up their nursery."

"Where is he now?" Leah asked.

"Gone." Natalia looked down. "He's just gone, something happened and he disappeared, we still have hope that he's out there, we're gonna find him one day, just focusing on the girls right now."

"Do you think you'll find him?"

"Course I do. Yeah, He's got a daughter to get back to, and a son to meet, he's out there, I know it."

Just like she had told Daryl in her note, she was back at night, Rosita had let her in, as she was on watch.

"Good luck." Was how she greeted her.

"That bad, huh?"

"Evie practically threw a tantrum to stall him so Michonne or Aaron could convince him you could handle yourself."

"I taught her well." Natalia shrugged.

"Hey, listen, in case I don't catch you tomorrow, uh, I'm leaving."

"You're leaving?" Natalia furrowed her brows. 

"Yeah, only for a little while, Tara and I, we've been missing each other real bad, and she seemed stressed out when I talked to her earlier, so I just wanna go up there, and make sure she's alright and everything, won't be for too long." Rosita explained. "I would've said bye tomorrow, but whilst I had you here, and you're not running off for nap time, or food time, or cause someone's crying, and your not covered in mush or puke-"

"I get it, Ro, thanks."

"Anyways, was wondering if you had a picture of the girls I could borrow, to take with me so I can show everyone up Hilltop the prized Dixon twins, I already got one of RJ."

"The prized Dixon twins." Natalia snorted, but she grabbed the pile of photos from her pocket, flicking through them for the most UpToDate one. 

The girls were sat in the bathtub, Daryl had over done it with the bubbles, that they were supposed to use sparingly, they were almost drowning in them, their little faces poking out with giant, cheesy smiles on their faces as their curls stuck to their foreheads, their little button noses were scrunched up and their two front teeth were being shown off, Natalia couldn't stop giggling at how cute they were, when she took the picture.

"Here, it's from last week." She handed it to Rosita, "I want it back though, it's my favourite."

"Nat, your girls are lucky they grew up here instead of the old world, otherwise I woulda beat your ass for not putting them in beauty pageants, the sorta money we'd be raking in with these two."

"Oh my god, my mom used to force me to do them, till I was four." Natalia laughed, completely forgetting that fact about herself, that seemed like three lifetimes ago.

"That doesn't even surprise me." Rosita rolled her eyes with a smile.

"Alright I gotta go, give Maggie, Jesus, Tara and Hershel my best."

"Will do." She saluted as Natalia walked down the road.

"Evie, what are you doing?" Natalia asked, stopping at the steps where her daughter was sat, the steps in front of the window of Negan's cell.

Evie jumped up, cutting herself off from whatever she had previously been telling the window, the shock on her face at being caught, let Natalia know that she didn't intent to be found out, she'd knew neither parent would like this.

"Mom, you're back." She gasped, her eyes still wide. 

"What are you doing, Evelyn." Her tone was serious, but she tried to keep her anger at bay, letting the girl explain herself. "Does Dad know what you're up to?"

"Yeah... No." She looked down, shaking her head. "He's at home, putting the girls to bed and waiting for you to get back."

"So what are you doing out here, here! Do you have any idea of what time it is? And you snuck out?"

"I didn't sneak out!" She denied.

"Oh, you didn't huh? So, what? You just casually told Dad you were going on a late night stroll, to right here, and sit and have a nice lil convo, and he just... just let you, but he doesn't know you're here because he forgot, did I get that right?"

"No, mom, it's not like that, I was just-"

"Enough."

"Let me explain-" Evie pleaded.

"No. You're grounded, Evelyn. I catch you here again, and I might just let Dad know what you were up to, see what he thinks about that."

"You're not going to tell him?" She looked back up.

"Course not, run along, now, tell him I'm on my way, and I meant what I said." She pointed down the street, towards their home.

"Mom, I'm real sorry, It won't happen again, I promise."

"It better not, go." She watched Evie run down the street, until, she disappeared behind the front door.

Natalia walked towards the second set of the steps, walking down them and entering the cell, for the first time in over a year.  

Negan was already waiting for her arrival, sat on his cot, his chin resting on his palm, he looked tired, she didn't care.

"Talk to my daughter, ever again, and I will slit your throat, and this time, Siddiq won't save you." She told him, in a low voice.

"You wanna even know what she was telling me?" He asked.

"No."

"She was telling me how happy you are." He continued, anyway.

"So?" Natalia folded her arms across her chest, unimpressed as she raised a brow.

"She was telling me how happy you are, with Daryl, raising your kids together, practically shoving it in my face." This information threw Natalia off, making her feel a little guilty for telling the girl off, maybe even a little proud. "Wanted me to know, that despite everything I did to the pair of you, you manged to still be happy, with each other, as a family."

"We are very happy." She backed up the source.

"Does she know?" He asked.

"What, Negan?" Natalia sighed.

"Why they're dead? The reason you made me kill them, she know that her own Mommy and Daddy are stone cold killers, who got their friends killed."

Natalia froze up, almost choking on her breath as her hands turned clammy.

"Shut up." She gritted through her teeth.

"You both gonna teach the twins your ways, how to sneak weapons on them, kill someone in the dark, stab someone in the back, beat them to death with a pole, how to ambush a whole group of people who just want to live, turn them into lil killers an'all?"

"Stop." She took a step forward, her nails digging into the palm of her hand.

"Awee, don't kill me just yet, Moore, turn it into a lesson for them, show 'em what happens when Mommy can't admit to what she is, no matter how much she pretends to act like a doting wife and loving mother, that ain't you, Natty, you're a killer, just like me, hell, if you were with me, instead of them, you'd be sitting in this cell right here." He slapped the seat next to him. "Nah, they woulda killed ya, cause you're too dangerous, they know me, they know what I'm capable of, and still, after all this time, you're still full of surprises, sneaking out when the house is asleep, going off an' doing whatever it was you decided to spend your day on, by the looks of you, killing, slaughtering, they know about that, huh? You can pretend how much you like, neither of you are fit for this, hell, the only reason he's staying behind the walls is cause you got him trapped like a dog no more than I did, he woulda left this place in the dust, and everyone with it, guess you can be proud of that. Or, does he stick around, cause he don't trust you with them, don't think you can keep 'em safe when he ain't around, I mean, couldn't keep the first two alive, what's three more, right? That's why he never leaves ya alone with them, won't stray too far, thinks about before, them kids, couldn't even protect them, what's changed? You only became more of a threat."

Natalia lunged for him, the bars preventing her from actually getting to the man, she held on to the metal as she fought back tears, staring at him with pure hatred.

"Shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up!" She cursed. "I'm not." She shook her head, she felt like she was losing her mind, but she couldn't help it, here she was, trying to put on a brave front, like everything was fine and she had it all figured out, and he stripped her of the whole façade, leaving her with the thoughts that had been circling her mind for months, it was true, everything he was saying, even the stuff about Daryl, he truly had never left her alone with the twins, never for long, and never far, she had never let herself think why, it made her feel sick when the thoughts danced across her brain.

"Truth hurts, darlin'" He mused, looking sad, facing away from her.

"No, I'm not a killer, I'm not! I'm not like you, I'm nothing like you."

"Tell that to all those people who're dead, you can't cause you killed them. They're all dead because of you, plain and simple Natalia, you ain't a hero, you got more blood on your hands than anyone, I heard the stories, and the times back in Georgia, everyone knows, everyone knows what you are, the only reason anybody keeps you around is cause'ah Daryl, Michonne and what used to be Rick."

Natalia pulled out a knife, watching the man carefully, how his eyes followed the blade, as they lit up, realising this was his chance, he did it, he managed to tick her off enough to end his suffering, and that's when she realised that she played right into his hand.

She threw the knife, it landing upright into his plant pot, shattering it as the hilt imbedded into the soil.

"Oops, must've dropped it." Natalia said, her face was blank as she let go of the anger, washing away his words. "Goodnight, Negan."

"Hey, no! Natalia, get back here! Don't walk away from me" Negan called after her. "Don't, you're a murderer, do what you do best, kill me, kill me!"

"I don't work for you."

She left the cell, letting the few tears, that built up, run free, before wiping them away when she reached her home.

She quietly made her way upstairs, Daryl was sneaking out of the twins room, freezing when he saw her, the blood and gore that stained her face, hair and clothes, his expression instantly turned stony, he was mad at her, still, but he was worried.

"Just walkers." Natalia whispered, continuing up the stairs and making her way to their room, and towards the bathroom, he followed.

"Girl's are asleep." He muttered, leaning against the wall of the bathroom, his arms folded across his chest, whilst she fiddled with the shower. "Took ages cause they wanted their Momma."

A small smile graced her face as she checked the temperature of the running water.

"Where'd you go?" Daryl asked.

"Just... something I'm working on." She answered, starting to peel her clothes off.

"What, you ain't gonna bother telling me? You sneak off before the suns even up, leaving me a fucking note, whilst they all got goodbyes, come home, like that, an' you won't even tell me what you were up to? Nat-"

"You trust me, right?" She asked, it was a test, she had to prove Negan wrong. "Daryl, do you trust me?"

"Don't pull that shit." He pointed at her, pushing off the wall. "You know full well I trust you with my life, don' mean you get to lie and go behind my back, what were you doing?"

"I'm working on something, 'kay?" She took a deep breath in, letting it out as she stepped towards him, beginning to unbutton his shirt. "You know that woman, the one I met in the woods."

"Yeah, Leah."

"Yeah." She pushed his shirt down his arms. "I just... I don't want her to think she's completely alone, guess I'm tryna make friends, I don't know... Sometimes, I just think, what would my life be like if you, Glenn and T-Dog never bothered me, would I be dead, would I have joined a group, other things, I wanna help her."

"Mhm." He grunted. 

"I'm sorry for leaving, but I knew that if I didn't go out today, I probably never would. And with everything Carol said, weeks ago, couldn't get it out my mind." She trailed soft kisses across his bare chest, towards his collarbone and up along his throat, as her hands undid the buttons of his jeans, pulling them down.

"Baby." He groaned, his hands landing on her waist, "I know what you're doing, I'm still pissed at ya."

"Show me how much" She rose on her tiptoes, whispering in his ear, with a wicked smile.

One of his hands cupped her face, turning her head to kiss her hard, walking her backwards and into the shower.

She let out a giggle when her back hit the wall, the water falling over them, washing away the mess across her skin as they sucked faces.

"When I woke up, an' you were gone, was so fuckin' mad at ya." Daryl growled, kissing down her neck and across her chest, caressing each breast. 

"How mad, baby?" She whined as he continued down her body, getting to his knees.

He ran his hand up her left leg, placing it over his shoulder, opening her up for himself.

"So fuckin' mad, at myself, an'all, maybe I haven't been treating you good enough, haven't been showing you where you belong, who you belong with." He kissed up her thigh's, marking each one as she leaned her head back against the wall, letting out soft mewls, his raspy voice vibrated against her skin, she truly felt that the sound of him talking could undo her, alone.

Natalia screwed her eyes shut, her fingers finding the roots of his hair, pulling on them, as she arched her back, pathetically begging for more of his touch, she truly had taught him well.

"Who you belong with, baby?" He asked, his breath fanning over her wet heat, as his hands rubbed and squeezed her thighs and ass

"You. I belong with you, I'm sorry, I won't ever go without telling you again, please, I- I need you, I belong with you, forever." She pleaded desperately.

"Tha's it, atta girl." He licked up a long strip along her folds, sucking on her clit, causing her to bite her lip, to keep her guttural moan quiet, they had an advantage of the shower blocking out most of their noise, but it wasn't enough to overtake Natalia's cries of pleasure. 

He continued to attack her sensitive bud as two fingers entered her, stretching her out for what was to come.

"Dar- Daryl, oh, fuck. Oh, God, I'm so close." Natalia gritted, as she took out her built up frustration on his dark locks, grinding against his face.

At her words, he pulled away, his angry expression returning as he stood up, ignoring her whimper at feeling empty. 

"Turn 'round." He ordered. 

"Daryl?" She raised her brows, confused over his switch up, her lips pouted, acting innocent.

"Said turn 'round." He growled, "Hands on the wall, thought you were gonna get what you want, after what you pulled, naw, you gon' do what I say, an' you gon' take it, then we'll see if ya actually learn ya lesson, understood?"

She nodded, her eyes still wide.

"Use that pretty mouth of yers."

"I understand."

He couldn't help himself but to kiss her again, she looked so perfect, under the water, as drops hung from her lashes, the soft expression on her face, and how her normally tidy and maintained hair turned frizzy and all over the place.

His hand held the side of her neck as he bruised her lips with his own, letting her taste herself.  

Normally, when Daryl was pissed, upset, or angry, he'd hit, hurt or break something, but taking it out on her, like this, was too good of something to pass up, Daryl was the opposite of a selfish lover, if he could, he'd spend all his days just satisfying her, that was enough for him, he didn't need anything in return, the only times he'd ever let her go down on him, is if she wanted to, badly.

But he needed to show her how it made him feel when she ran off, somehow, the woman made him feel like a crazy obsessed lunatic, she had him wrapped around her finger since the day she had that gun pointed at his face, but he'd probably stab you if you mentioned it.

When he felt her get too comfortable with the kiss, he pulled his head away, guiding her to move towards the wall, she did as he said, placing her hands on the wall as he nudged her legs apart, grabbing a hold of her hair as he bent her over slightly.

He pushed himself against her, his other hand holding her hip tightly.

"Ready?" He asked. 

"Come on, Daryl, please." She cried, still on the verge, wanting him to just pound inside her, even going to the length of rubbing up against his front, feeling him.

He couldn't hold out any longer, he lined himself up, before ploughing into her, roughly.

Natalia clenched around him, wanting him deeper

She let out a satisfied moan of victory, no matter what, she always got her way.

Daryl found a pace, as he thrusted into her, over and over and over.

"Fuck, baby, hard to stay mad at yer, when you're so fuckin' perfect, wanna be here for the rest of the time I'm breathin'." He grunted, reaching his own high. "Like you were made just for me."

"Yes, yes, oh god." She gasped, the knot tightening.

"You're mine. Ain't ya, you ain't nobodies but mine."

"I'm yours, fuck, nobody does it like you, ruined me forever, can only have you." Her voice rose the closer she got.

She could tell he wasn't far behind, literally and figuratively, by the way his thrusts were getting sloppier and faster, his breathing more laboured. 

He held on until she came, tightening around him even more as she released, Daryl continued, bringing a hand round to her bud, circling it firmly as he coaxed her through her high.

When he reached his breaking point, he pulled out, letting himself go, letting the shower wash away his mess. 

Once they were both properly showered, Daryl carried her back to their room, throwing her on the bed for the next, third, fourth and fifth round of the night.

The lack of sleep was worth it, they were both satisfied with the results, coming to an agreement, Natalia was still going to meet with the woman in the woods, until she finally came around to her, but she'd at least let Daryl know, and they'd have a repeat of the night every time, to make up for the time apart, which they were both adamant on.

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AFTERTASTE PART SEVEN

Pairing: Archie Andrews X Reader

Summary: In which two best friends since childhood test whether sex and friendship can co-exist without causing conflict. Including OC's Flick and Cherry, a bisexual and lesbian in a sapphic relationship who are best friends of Y/N.

Song: Dream Boy by Waterparks

Warnings: swearing

Words: 2.1K

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Y/F and Y/M Robins were far from perfect parents. Y/F had the mental age of a toddler at times, and being an estate agent who always has to go the extra mile- he often wasn't home when his wife needed him the most. Y/M, on the other end of things, had been a stay at home mum until Y/N turned 16 last summer, and now she helped with all the administrative work for Mayor McCoy. She was a maternal creature which, coupled with her brilliant sarcasm, made for some explosive conversations. The two met on the first day of university and got married a week after the last.

When Y/M first found out she was pregnant with little Y/S Robins, the two realised they wanted a quiet bubble of a town to raise their children and grow up with them. But it wasn't until their second daughter was about to turn seven until they found their forever home in the quaint town of Riverdale. Ten years passing before their eyes, and the picturesque place didn't seen all that anymore.

Jason Blossom's death had nothing to do with the short gunshot sounding over the waves of Sweetwater River, the noise which woke Y/N from her sweet unmemorable dreams every few nights. The summer days rolled into early August without anyone caring, Y/N spending most of them at Cheryl's side listening intently to her past adventures with her brother. Betty threw herself into an internship at a publication house; Flick and Cherry had volunteered at a summer camp, and Archie was helping his dad out more and more with constructions job.

Although it hadn't been the start to the relationship Y/N had hoped for- the nervous giggles and hand holding, short and sweet kisses on late night walks followed by poetry worthy cuddling. There was a magnificent silver lining as Archie's muscles gained definition, and he suited the sweaty builder look far too well.

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"Earth to my gorgeous queen? Y/N/N?" Cheryl quizzed her friend, who currently resided at the poolside of Thornehill Manor. Her mind was off on a glorious tangent about her rendezvous in the kitchen at two in the morning. Fixing herself a glass of water, when Archie slips his hand into her pyjama shorts, his other around her mouth muffling her needy moans.

The red headed beauty shoved her y/h/c friend playfully, warm skin sweaty under her pale touch. Y/N blinked innocently and sent her an apologetic smile, "What?"

"I asked if you've thought about dating anyone else since Clayton?" The fiery ginger girl enquired with her usual upbeat tone.

Cheryl knew she had a unique quality about her which made it almost impossible for Y/N to lie to her face. The y/h/c girl scrunched up her nose, hiding the smile the idea of Archie Andrews brought to her face. 'Yes. We started off as fuck buddies but never actually fucked. Then I drunkenly asked him to be my boyfriend, now a month later I think we may genuinely work out.'

"Maybe." Y/N bit her bottom lip, listening to her friend's squeal as she squeezed her sun tanned arm.

"I knew it! You have this euphoric glow you only get when someone else makes you climax." The redhead affirmed confidently, watching the Robins girl's eyes bug out before hitting her arm, "Y/N/N, you know your secret's safe with me."

"Fine." She sighed and took a sip of her fruity cocktail, "It started off as just fooling around, honestly I just needed to let off some steam after everything. I knew he was into the kinds of things I was, I mean he used to tease me about it non stop. And it was good, so good I stopped being a pussy and asked him to be my boyfriend."

"Holy freaking hell!" The Blossom girl grinned with excitement, "Dare I ask, who is it?"

Y/N deadpanned at her friend, "Guess."

"Please don't tell me it's that muscular oaf Reggie, he's pretty but there's not exactly much going on upstairs." Cheryl tapped her temples and rolled her eyes at the thought.

"Nope."

The ginger thought for a moment, consulting her liquid courage and splashing her feet around the waters edge, "It's Archie."

All it took was a side-eyed glance at the y/h/c girl's blooming rosy cheeks to know she definitely wasn't wrong. Y/N severely lacked the ability to lie, even if her tone held conviction, her features were far too expressive and told the truth all on their own. It's not like they were hiding it from anyone, but the past four weeks had gone far too quickly without any moments to spare for the world around them. They slept together each night, the majority of that time not actually spent sleeping, but they hadn't been given the chance yet to explore more romantic avenues.

"It's fucking Archie Andrews- you're fucking Archie Andrews and don't you dare deny it." Cheryl gawked in her gorgeous white and nude bikini, watching as her friend lay back against the hot marble slabs which encased the large pool with the largest grin adorning her plump lips.

"We haven't had sex yet, so technically you aren't completely correct." Y/N winked but carried on before the girl exploded with a hundred questions and could never be turned off, "Trust me, I want to, and I'm sure he does too. But you know, it's his first time, I want it to be perfect for him."

"Y/N/N, you really love him, don't you?" Cheryl gagged to begin with, but she found it sweet in truth. She wanted someone to hold, who would hold her right back just as tight for no other reason than needing to.

Y/N sat back up and paddled her feet, "You have no idea, Cher."

Arch 🧡

That new post should be illegal

Tiger 💛

Ooo

I like this reaction

Maybe I should post more

Like this one

Cheryl pushed me in the pool

And I may have had a drink

Or three

Arch 🧡

Well that's sexy

I swear nobody looks good like that how on earth

You're a goddess

But also

How's she holding up?

Tiger 💛

🥺😇

Broken

But she's strong yk

You coming over for dinner?

Arch 🧡

Yeah Y/D invited my dad too

Need me to pick you up from Cheryl's?

Tiger 💛

Awe cute we love a bromance, and it's all good my mommas coming now anyways :))

Hours had elapsed far too fast and soon the summer heat simmered into cool waves of wind brushing over sun kissed skin. Cheryl's arms were clasped around the blonde's shoulders in a tight embrace.

"Thank you so much, Y/N/N, I don't know what I'd do without you!" The Blossom girl professed with sparkling eyes and a brilliant smile.

Y/N beamed up at her, fingers carding through her damp y/h/c hair as she looked over her shoulder to see her mum pulling into the driveway, "You don't need to thank me, Cher, friends look after each other. Message me if you need me, okay?"

Cheryl promised she would and the two teen girls hugged goodbye, with Y/N soon heading home- listening to her mother gossip about Hal and Alice's screaming match last night, Y/N loved her inability to keep her mouth shut sometimes.

"Mom," The y/h/c stopped her mid sentence and received a side eyed glance in response, "I need to tell you something and you're totally not allowed to freak out while you're driving."

Y/M's eyes widened and her grip tightened around the steering wheel, her daughters very rarely confided in her. While she knew her youngest was safe in her promiscuity, neither of Y/M Robins' girls ever shared their secrets so for the most part she took finding out into her own hands.

"Honey," The forty four year old's calm tone was hardly comforting to the teenager, "if this is about you and Archie fooling around, your father and I figured that out a long time ago, like so long ago. Who do you think does your laundry? When your underwear starting looking like dental floss, we caught on pretty quickly."

Y/N felt like a deer in headlights, "Mum, what the hell?" Her cheeks heated to an inhuman temperature.

"It's nothing to be embarrassed about, as long as you're being safe and he's-"

"For the second time today, and I can't believe I'm saying this to you, but I am not having sex with Archie Andrews!" Y/N's high pitched voice sounded through the car. It truly was a blessing and a curse to have such open minded parents in situations like this. She thought about telling her mother the truth, but Y/M was a blabber mouth as well as a gossip, so Y/N chose to withhold certain pieces of information.

The Robins matriarch dropped the subject but didn't forget about her daughter's tone, and continued to ramble on about how odd she found Penelope Blossom and the whole Blossom family in general. "Like why on Earth is Rose in a wooden wheelchair? They know it's the twenty first century, right?"

As expected, the Robins household was once again filled with warm laughter and copious amounts of food. The topic of Jason was skimmed over, and Y/S found herself away from the dinner table. The eldest Robins sibling was currently pleading with Alice as she began shoving all of Polly's belongings in the boot of Hal's car. She couldn't comprehend life without her best friend, not after losing Jason. They were meant to be going travelling together for a year- working the worst jobs and staying up all night to watch the sun rise in different countries. But instead, Y/S's eyes were blinded by tears as she screamed down the street at the speeding car, with Polly Cooper taken out of her life indefinitely.

Y/N was oblivious to the dark inner workings of the Cooper clan, Betty's knowledge about her and Archie unbeknownst to the loved up teens. She'd spent every second not occupied by her internship trying to justify the romantic act as a fleeting moment of loneliness fuelled by alcohol. She wrote in her diary ideas on how she could win Archie back over, not knowing it was in fact, too late. Betty found herself hopelessly in love with the boy next door, unfortunately for her, the girl across the road was the only one his mind found.

Archie and Y/N washed up while their parents resided to the living room with three glasses and a bottle of white wine. The short girl turned the tap off after placing the last utensil on the draining board, flicking her sudsy hands at the boy's face. "What the-"

She didn't give him a chance to finish that thought, jumping up and wrapping her legs around his torso- planting a kiss onto his lips, then cheeks, then forehead. The two fell entranced by each other, planting pecks across nape of her neck and top of his head.

"Son," Fred's voice called out from the next room and the two immediately pulled apart, hearts beating in their ears, "we're going in a minute."

"Alright." He replied, placing his girlfriend on the floor once more.

"I wish you'd stay." Y/N pouted childishly, she meant the words entirely but hated feeling overbearing. Her life had been turned upside down this summer, it started off with her unable to fall asleep with another person next to her- now Archie's chest was her most comfortable pillow and is arms were the warmest blanket.

"Tomorrow night instead, Princess? I promised my dad I'd spend more time with him before senior year." The boy reasoned, holding her close and unknowingly feeling the exact same way, he adored holding her by her waist and pulling her close under the duvet.

"Monopoly night at yours?" She grinned and he nodded back in reply, the two sharing a final kiss in the kitchen before walking into the hallway.

Y/N felt at ease as she wished the two a goodnight and headed up to bed. She took off her tea dress and replaced it with Archie's bulldog t-shirt, managing to reach the same length on her thighs as her dress did.

Arch 🧡

I can still smell your perfume on my sheets

Tiger 💛

Marking my territory obviously x

Arch 🧡

I love it

Hope you sleep well baby x

Tiger 💛

Call me that tomorrow and we won't be sleeping so you better rest up tonight x

Arch 🧡

Whatever you say, baby x

Tiger 💛

Goodnight x

Arch 🧡

Night princess x

part eight?

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[backdownth3rabbithole]

Just Keep Breathing Momma..

Below is something that I stumbled across today as I was holding the baby in one arm, making breakfast for both kids (my 1 year old and 3 year old), trying to tidy up the mess they had already made within twenty minutes of waking, feed the cats, clean the dishes, and helping my husband gather his things to rush into work on his one day off this week (also my usual "day off", when I get time to catch up on a small amount of the mountain of to-do's that have piled up during the week).

It really hit home for me today.

Today, of all days, I was feeling the pressure and all of the other stinging feelings that come with being a stay-at-home-mom.

The depression, rage, and impending doom that is brought on by all of the tasks I've been meaning to get accomplished for the better part of a week now, but haven't been able to do because, well, making sure my family is fed, clothed, and taken care of comes first.

I am so overwhelmed by this multitude of tasks that are incomplete and needing help, but being too afraid to ask because I know that after managing a store full of grown men (children) all day, my husband is exhausted too. From this stems the dreary feelings of being all alone, even though I'm surrounded by my beautiful family, whom I know all love me beyond measure. I know they would do absolutely anything to help me, I need only to ask.

Being a SAHM is NOT easy by any means. There are more days than not, that when I wake up, I'd much rather just hit the reset button, crawl back into bed, and start over again tomorrow. Unfortunately, that's not an option. It's the days like today that I have to remind myself that I CAN DO THIS.

Keep pushing Mommas.

Something that was posted from another blog that I couldn't find the link to: "Stay at home mum (SAHM) depression... the elephant in the room nobody talks about. I mean, how dare you complain after being gifted this opportunity to stay at home and raise your own kids? But it's not that simple: of course we SAHM's are grateful to stay home and raise our young but that it's literally all we become. No one talks about the isolation. No one talks about the loss of identity. No one talks about the loneliness. No one talks about losing your sense of self. No one talks about how you had to give up your career because it's cheaper for you to stay home. No one talks about how you cry in the shower because your day was overwhelming. No one understands why you're tired. No one understands why you're irritable. No one understands why you need a mental break. No one understands why you're so aggravated with your kids. No one understands why after you've been home all day, the house is a wreck still. No one understands why you just need 5 minutes with no one speaking to or touching you. No one understands why you've lost your sex drive. No one understands why you're completely and utterly exhausted, after all, you just sit at home all day. No one understands the feeling you have when you are told you don't have a "real job." Most of us were working women at one point. We got to go to a job and interact with other adults outside our home. We contributed financially to our household. (Shoot, most of us want some kind of side hustle or part time job because it would sure help with financial relief.) We didn't feel like an endless maid. We got that break away (even though yes, work is a love/ hate relationship) that gives you space from the people you live with (children, spouse, etc.) because yes, every relationship needs time away in it to not go crazy being around each other 24/7. That's not healthy. Contrary to popular belief – you need a break daily. I can't tell you how many women I meet or know that say "oh, you have too much time on your hands," I sure wish I could stay home, I wouldn't complain." Good for you! I can guarantee you will change your mind 6 months in, unless you're wealthy and have money to constantly go do things. I once was you. I wished upon a star I could stay home with my kids because I wanted to spend all the time I could. I didn't realise what all came with being a SAHM. Oh but you chose to have those kids. You should've thought about that before having them. If you didn't want to go through all this you should've never had kids. And you said you want more? Seriously... Heard those all before. Next time you hear or see a SAHM venting her frustrations, listen and make her feel like she's somebody. That her struggles are not invalid. If this is you mamma , please reach out and seek help to ease your pain if even a little."

[urdbell18]

Those Moments In Between The Problem with Mary’s Hair

AN: So thanks to this virus I’m out of work for the next too weeks and I’m bored out of my mind. So I got this great idea about creating a mini series to my main fic A Seed Hidden in the Heart. This is the first story but f you guys have anything that you want me to write about just message me! I think this might be fun. 

Zelda loved a lot of things about Mary. She loved how Mary could anticipate her needs before she even needed them. She loved how Mary always had an ear to listen with and if anyone needed help she was willing to lend a hand. Most importantly Zelda loved how Mary was with her family, especially her daughter. Mary was the perfect parent, she was strict yet fair, fun but knew when to be serious, reliable without being overwhelming. Mary took to being a guardian to two extremes, a teen and a small child, almost effortlessly and it was just one of the reasons why Zelda loved her.

Mary had only one flaw however and that was her hair.

Now don’t get Zelda wrong, she loved Mary’s hair. Mary’s hair was soft and full of volume, perfect to tangle your fingers in. It’s just the problem is that ‘volume’ translates to ‘a lot’ and Mary had a LOT of hair. A sort of trail seemed to follow Mary wherever she went as several strands of hair would end up on things, mostly soft surfaces like the pillow cases and the back of the sofa. It wasn’t noticeable at first but over time the build up of loose hair started to become more obvious which triggered something inside Zelda. Zelda wouldn’t call herself a neat freak, she was just the type of person who liked things to be a certain way and that way just happened to be organized. So her reactions when she saw the large collection of hair on the pillow or on the headrest in her car were perfectly normal for her. She bought a large collection of lint rollers and that was that.

Or so she thought.

A month after Mary moved in Zelda noticed that her tub wasn’t draining as it normally would. It wasn’t something that she noticed at first until she came into the bathroom to brush her teeth and the tub would still be filled with water from her daughter’s bath. It gave her pause. She checked the plug and it was fully dislodged so it wasn’t that, so what could it be?

Zelda didn’t think about it again because everything seemed to go back to normal, her tub was draining like it should be until, yet again, it wasn’t. She noticed it first when she was taking her morning shower and found herself in ankle deep water. Curious, and luckily she didn’t break her neck getting out of the tub. The problem got steadily worse until she couldn’t stand it anymore and turned to the only person that she knew who could fix it, Ambrose. Ambrose was their resident handyman, he couldn’t fix big problems like when a tree fell and put a whole in their roof but for small problems he was great. He had an answer for her almost straight away when she came to him, his exact words were, “Again? I just cleared it two weeks ago.”

Two weeks ago? That was the first time that Zelda noticed the tub wasn’t draining properly. It was also, when she checked the calendar, the end of the month. That meant on the first Ambrose completed his monthly chore of maintenance on all of the household plumbing, including the tub in Zelda’s room. So the drain was clogging faster than normal and the only reason why that was that Zelda could think of was because of Mary.

All evidence pointed to Mary. Zelda never had this kind of problem before. Not when she shared the room, and thus the bathroom as well, with Hilda. There’s never been a problem with her and Vida. Mary was the only factor that added up. All that hair had to go somewhere and down her drain wasn’t one of them. So she bought a drain trap to catch it all and it was fine until… this

The drain trap needed to come out. It did its job and that was the underlying problem. A clump of hair and other things that Zelda didn’t even want to think about circled the trap. She was NOT going to touch it. She called out to Mary who came into the bathroom a bit confused.

“What’s wrong?”

“I need you to remove that.” Zelda pointed at the drain trap but didn’t look directly at it in fear of being sick. Mary looked over the edge of the tub and grimaced.

“And what exactly is that?”

“That my dear is a week worth of your hair trying to clog up my drains yet again.”

“Last time I checked I’m not the only one with hair. How do you know this is all my doing?”

“Because I never had to deal with this before until you.”

“What’s that’s supposed to mean!?” Zelda took a deep breath. This was escalating out of proportion.

“I don’t want to fight with you but we can’t have the drain clogging up every other week. Could you please just clear the drain.”

“Fine.”

A compromise was reached after that. Zelda would set the trap while Mary would clear it as well as picking up any stray hair that she could. And everything worked out just fine.

_____________________

Part 2

There were some advantages to living in Greendale. One of them that Mary cared about the most was the humidity or lack thereof. There was little to no humidity in Greendale and thus her hair wouldn’t get staticy or dry like it did whenever she was sent to camp in Arizona. That was hell on earth.

However, Greendale did come with one disadvantage and that was rain. It rained a LOT in Greendale. Their yearly rainfall rivaled that of Seattle and Forks and they were one of the rainiest towns on the east coast. All that rain led to one thing that Mary was starting to believe was even worse than the humidity. Frizz.

When spring hit Greendale there were two things that Mary could count on, her allergies and frizz. Both things were manageable. She had her allergy medication for outside, she didn’t really need it for inside anymore thanks to Zelda’s neat freak nature. Zelda says she’s not a neat freak but she totally is and Mary loves her for it. She still had some off days, mostly it would be her eyes would be too dried out for her to put in her contacts. The frizz however, she hadn’t quite mastered. She tried everything, and she means everything, to try and tame it with little to no results. After years of dealing with the same thing she just accepted it as something that happened and went with it, unless something happened.

Like getting a hairbrush stuck in her hair.

The thing about her hair was that it was always kind of hard to brush. Unless she used a smoothing conditioner her hair would become coarse and make the act of brushing it twice as hard. So meeting some resistance wasn’t that unheard. None of that didn’t matter when frizz was involved and so it wasn’t completely unheard of if her brush got stuck in her hair but this was completely different. Her brush wasn’t just stuck it was stuck. Any other time she could get her hairbrush out of her hair but, nope. Her tugging was only doing one thing and that was causing her pain. As loath as she might want to admit it she needed help. Luckily the first person she came across was Hilda.

“Hilda.” The plump blonde woman jumped a bit, she probably wasn’t expecting anyone to still be upstairs.

“Oh, good morning Mary. Thought you would be downstairs with the others.”

“I’ve had a bit of a set back that has kept me and I’m in need of your assistance.”

“What’s wrong?” Instead of trying to explain it Mary turned around so that Hilda could get a clear view of the blue backing of her hairbrush. “Oh my! How’d this happen?”

“Would you like me to blame genetics or the weather?” She heard Hilda chuckle behind her and a warm hand landed on her shoulder.

“Brace yourself love, this is going to hurt.” Mary took a deep breath and placed a hand on the railing. Without further hesitation Hilda started to yank. She was right, it hurt!

Nether noticed Vida coming up on the first landing nor her eyes wide in horror until…

“Mommy!”

At the same time downstairs:

Zelda closed her newspaper, only one article interested her today and now that her reading was done she folded the newspaper and placed it next to her empty plate. She checked her watch and her eyebrows scrunched in confusion. Mary and her sister should be downstairs by now and yet when she did a head count they were missing. Ambrose was here eating a bowl while stretched out on the bench. Sabrina was putting some final touches on a school assignment. And Vida was next to her downing the last remainders of her milk. Mary’s absence didn’t go unnoticed by her either.

“Where’s Momma?”

“I don’t know, baby why don’t you go upstairs and check up on her.”

“Okay!” With that Vida jumped down from her seat and rounded the corner out of sight. Zelda checked her watch again and sighed. At this rate Mary wouldn’t be able to sit down for breakfast. This wasn’t the first time it has happened so Zelda got up and filled a travel mug with coffee and popped some toast in the toaster. Mary could eat in the car, something that she never allowed, but Mary needed to eat something and her threat of vacuuming her entire car if she saw even a single crumb was enough for Mary to keep things neat.

“Mommy!” Zelda’s blood ran cold and she rushed out of the kitchen to where her daughter's voice was coming from. Behind her she heard Ambrose and Sabrina scrambling to catch up with her.

“Vida what’s wrong!?”

“Aunt Hilda’s hurting Momma!” Zelda opened her mouth to say something else but froze. At the top of the stairs was her sister and her girlfriend. Something was poking out the back of Mary’s head and she had an ironclad grip on the banister. Vida looked at her with big eyes filled with unshed tears. Zelda could only imagine what all of this looked like to a four year old.

“What is going on here?”

“I was just trying to help with…” Hilda’s sentence trailed off and she waved a hand to the back of Mary’s head. Mary just gave a sheepish sort of smile and a light blush crept up on her cheeks.

“Hilda.” Zelda didn’t need to say anything else as she went up one side of the staircase. Hilda went down the other, ushering Sabrina, Ambrose, and Vida to the main floor. Vida looked up at her but Zelda just nodded and gave her a soft smile. She went with Hilda without a whimper. When Zelda reached Mary that blush seemed to have gotten darker and spread higher on Mary’s sharp cheekbones. “Let me see.” Mary turned to show Zelda the hairbrush that was half embedded in her hair. With gentle fingers Zelda observed the damage. “Come with me.” Zelda turned back to her bedroom, Mary followed her. She pointed to her vanity and, after a slight hesitation, Mary sat down. All Mary could see in the mirror was Zelda’s torso and the flexing of her shoulders as her arms moved. Next thing Mary knew the brush that was causing a tugging pain in the back of her head was being held out to her with a smug look on Zelda’s face.

“Frizz?” Mary gave her a side nod and took back the brush. There was a huge clump of hair in the bristles. Mary hates to think about the damage to her hair. “All you had to do was say something.” Mary turned to look at Zelda surprised.

“Really?”

“It’s not as bad as it was when I lived in London but I’d get the occasional flare up now and again. We just need to find the right combination for you but for now...” Zelda went into the bathroom then came out with a tube in her hand. “Try this.” She squeezed some cream into her hand and then ran her fingers through Mary’s hair. It felt good, really good, and Mary gave off a low moan, it almost sounded like a purr. “That’s better wouldn’t you say?” Mary brought a hand to her hair, it felt almost back to normal, it was still a little rough but a whole lot better than it was before.

“Thank you.” Mary got up and gave Zelda a quick peck on her lips. Zelda hummed and kissed Mary back.

“There’s toast and coffee waiting for you downstairs, We need to get going.” Mary looked at the alarm clock and cursed under her breath. She quickly grabbed her shoes and scrambled to keep up with Zelda. Hilda was waiting for them at the bottom of the stairs, she handed Mary a travel mug and her toast. She and Vida sent them off with a hug and a wave goodbye as she, Zelda and Sabrina went off for another exciting day of Baxter high.

After that Zelda found the perfect combination to contain her frizz. Some cream, a little hairspray and she was good as golden. No more dryness. No more stuck hair brushes or cries for help. 

Thank god.

[madpanda75]

“Caught Kissing” Part of Hostage Series

I was in the mood for some domestic fluffiness! Rafael and the reader find out that kids notice EVERYTHING! Also Mila has a crush ❤️

Rafael laid you down on the couch, his limbs caging you in as he threaded his fingers in your hair. With the exception of lips softly smacking against each other, the living room was quiet. Miraculously, the children were fast asleep upstairs, allowing you both to sneak in some quality alone time together. Tonight was a rare night in the Barba household. For the past few weeks Rory and Ben had been teething, the fussy and feverish twins keeping you and Rafael up at all hours of the night with their crying.

“Rafi, wanna take this upstairs?” you asked between kisses.

“Mmhmm,” he replied, his tongue brushing up against yours. You softly moaned, feeling his fingertips trail underneath the hem of your t-shirt. Neither of you made a move to stop your make out session, completely lost in one another. So lost that you didn’t hear the pitter patter of tiny feet come downstairs.

Mila stood in front of the couch, clutching her teddy bear, “Mami? Papi?” At the sight of his daughter, Rafael immediately jumped off you, covering his semi with a pillow.

“What’s wrong, baby?” You asked, sitting up and tugging your shirt down.

“I thirsty. Can I have a glass of water?” The tiny girl rubbed her sleepy eyes.

“Why didn’t you get water from the upstairs bathroom? You asked, still slightly out of breath.

“Kitchen water tastes better. It colder,” she explained.

You let out a long sigh, this was not the first time Mila had played this game, using every excuse in the book to delay going back to bed. “Ok, one glass of cold kitchen water coming right up and then it’s bedtime,” you led your daughter into the kitchen.

After drinking her water, she ran back into the living, looking up at her father with big green eyes and a little pout, “Papi, will you tuck me in.”

“Of course, muñequita,” Rafael smiled, running a hand through her curls before scooping her up in his arms. You followed them upstairs, softly laughing to yourself. Mila had her father wrapped around her little finger. The ADA may have been tough and authoritative in the courtroom, but when it came to his children, they all tugged at his heartstrings. Watching him as a father made you fall in love with him even more.  

“Will you sing me a song too?” She asked in a syrupy sweet angelic voice.

“I sure can, amorcita.”

“And will you read me a story?” Mila nuzzled into her father’s shoulder.

“Milagros,” you said in a warning tone, catching her eye and giving her a stern look.

Mila was asleep by the second verse of Rafael’s lullaby. He quietly left her room, padding down the hall to your bedroom where you were waiting for him, “So are you too tired to finish what we started downstairs?” He arched a brow, locking the door behind him.

“What do you think,” you said, tossing the bed covers aside, revealing your naked body to him. He slowly sauntered up to you, a dark look of desire in his eyes. Grabbing him by his shirt, you tugged him down on top of you, kissing him hard.

His fingers danced across your skin, trailing up your inner thigh. He ran a single digit up your slit, groaning against your mouth when he discovered how wet you were, “Did you start without me?”

“Maybe,” you purred. “But my fingers don’t fill me up nearly as good as your big hot cock, Papi.” You gifted him a hot and hungry kiss, grinding your dripping core on his crotch. He could feel you soak through the thin fabric of his pajama bottoms, your arousal leaving a wet patch.

In one swift movement, Rafael grabbed your arms, pinning them above your head causing you to gasp in surprise. “Is that what you want, mi amor?” He growled. “You want me to fuck you so hard you’ll feel me every time you move tomorrow?”

You looked up at him with lust filled eyes, your lips still kiss swollen from earlier. “Si, Papi. Give it to me,” you said in a sultry voice, nibbling on his jaw and wrapping your legs around his waist.

The next morning, you stood in the kitchen, pouring batter into the waffle maker with one hand while slicing up strawberries with the other. It was amazing how in a matter of hours you had gone from wanton sex goddess to multitasking momma.

Rory began to cry, scrunching up her face and wiggling around in her high chair. “Shhh don’t cry, sweet pea. Mami will be right there,” you cooed. Mila sat at the table, playing peek-a-boo with her sister to help calm her down. The tiny baby’s tears quickly turning to fits of laughter.

“Ok, breakfast is ready,” you announced, handing Mila a cut up waffle and some fruit, wincing a bit when you sat down at the table. True to his word, you could feel your husband with every movement you made. Not that you minded, the soreness served as a reminder of your heated night of passion.

Mila took a bite of her waffle, watching as you tried to feed Rory, who was more interested in blowing raspberries than eating strained bananas. “Mami, what’s that?” She asked, pointing towards the fresh hickey on your neck.

You turned bright red and immediately covered the offending mark with your hand, “Ummmm…….well….you see....” Your daughter stared at you intently, hanging on your every word as you searched your brain for an innocent explanation. “Last night, Mami got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner,” you cringed at your pathetic excuse.

“Wow!” Mila’s eyes were as big as saucers. “Were you scared?”

“No, mija. Mami took care of it,” you replied, taking your ponytail out and letting your hair down to cover the bruise.

Rafael came into the kitchen carrying Ben. “Ok, Papo. You’re all clean and changed,” he kissed the top of his son’s head, placing him in the high chair next to his sister. The baby smiled, showing off his new tooth. Rory and Ben reached out for one another with their chubby little hands, babbling as if they were carrying on a conversation. Now that the twins were getting older, they were beginning to recognize each other more, watching their interactions melted your heart.

“Papi!! Did you hear what happened with Mami and the vacuum?” Mila asked her father.

Rafael knitted his brows in confusion as he poured himself a cup of coffee, “Vacuum?”

You cleared your throat and brushed your hair away, revealing the love bite to your husband, “Your daughter was asking about the fight I got in with the vacuum cleaner last night,” you explained.

“Oh,” Rafael rubbed the back of his neck, looking sheepish. “Yeah, Mami showed that vacuum cleaner who’s the boss,” he winked at you before checking his watch. “I better leave. I have a briefing with the D.A. Don’t forget, the trial is this Friday so I need to prep you and Sonny this afternoon.”

“Prep? Didn’t you prep me enough last night?” You teased.

“Not nearly enough,” he purred. Pulling you towards him, he wrapped his arms around you and dipped you back, planting a big kiss on your lips.

“Wow,” you breathed. Six years together and the man still turned you into a puddle just by his kisses. “You better get moving or you’ll be late.” He dropped one last tender kiss on your lips, then gave each of the kids a quick kiss goodbye before heading to the door.

“Mami, do you like kissing Papi?” Mila asked, finishing up her breakfast.

You smiled, “Yeah, I do.”

The little girl nodded her head, “Ok, that’s good.”

You glanced over at your daughter as you cleaned up the twins, who had more banana on their faces than in their mouths, “Baby, why did you ask me if I like kissing Papi.”

“Because you two kiss a lot.”

You laughed, picking up the little girl and placing her on your lap. “Well that’s because we love each other. It makes people feel good when you show them how much you care about them. Just like when I kiss you,” you wiped her face where she missed a spot, kissing her cheek.

“Oh ok! I get it!” She hopped off your lap and ran to grab her backpack for school.

A week later, you and Rafael sat in the main office at Mila’s school, nervously fidgeting. Her teacher had asked you both to come in for a meeting. “She’s four  years old. What do you think happened?” Rafael mumbled, worrying his bottom lip.

“I don’t know,” you jostled your leg, wiping your sweaty palms on your pant legs, when the door to the principal’s office opened.

“Mr. and Mrs. Barba, I’m Mr. Boatwright, the principal. Please come in,” the man, motioned you and your husband into his office where Mila’s teacher was already sitting inside. “I believe you already know Miss Powell.”

“Nice to see you again, Mr. and Mrs. Barba. Thank you so much for meeting with us today.”

“Absolutely. Is everything ok with Mila?” You asked, sitting next to Rafael in front of Mr. Boatwright’s desk.

“Mila is fine. She’s incredibly bright and sweet. We all adore her. She’s just a joy to have in class,” Miss Powell smiled, but you could tell by her expression there was something more. Being a detective made you an expert in reading faces. It was a skill that definitely came in handy.

“So what’s the problem?” Rafael chimed in. “I’m pretty sure you didn’t call us for a meeting just to sing our daughter’s praises.

“Well recently she’s been exhibiting strange behavior,” Miss Powell replied.

You knitted your eyebrows in concern, “Strange behavior? What type of strange behavior?”

The two faculty members exchanged a look before Mr. Boatwright continued, “Mr. and Mrs. Barba, do you kiss or are you overly affectionate in front of your children?”

“I beg your pardon,” Rafael scoffed.

You placed a hand on his leg, effectively silencing him, “My husband and I are loving with each other in front of our children, but we believe in creating a warm and nurturing household for our family. What does that have to do with our daughter?”

“It seems as if Mila may be mimicking your behavior. We’ve caught her kissing fellow students during class and recess,” Miss Powell explained, wringing her hands. You were beginning to suspect Mr. Boatwright was here for moral support for his nervous employee. “And while we don’t want to stifle a child’s unique personality. Some of our parent volunteers have raised some concerns and we would like to refrain from the kids kissing each other, especially during cold and flu season.”

Rafael retorted, “With all due respect, I’m an ADA and my wife is a detective for SVU. If anyone understands what is considered proper behavior for our daughter, it’s us. We may kiss and be affectionate with each other, but I can assure you, we are always appropriate.”

Miss Powell cleared her throat, looking anywhere but at you and your husband, “Well in addition to the kissing, Mila also has been sharing some interesting stories. Yesterday during show and tell, she shared with the class that her Mommy had a bruise on her neck from a fight with a vacuum cleaner.”

“Dear God,” Rafael mumbled, turning beet red, pinching the bridge of his nose. The ADA silently wished the floor would open up and swallow him whole.

“That was a one time thing,” you interjected. “It was actually pretty funny. The vacuum cleaner was the first thing I could think of and...ummm…” you stopped rambling upon seeing the unamused faces of Mr. Boatwright and Miss Powell. It was almost as if you and Rafael were the ones in trouble. “Guess you had to be there,” you mumbled, blushing profusely as you stared at your feet.

“Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will speak to our daughter about this matter,” Rafael replied. “May we see her please?”

“Of course,” Miss Powell left to get Mila, leaving you, your husband, and Mr. Boatwright in the room. An awkward silence hung in the air.

“Mami! Papi!” Mila exclaimed.

“Hi, muñequita,” Rafael hugged his daughter, sitting her on his lap.

You leaned forward to meet her gaze, “Mila, your teacher was telling us that you’ve been kissing your classmates. Is that true?”

“Yep!” The little girl nodded her head.

“Why have you been doing that, mi amor?” Rafael asked.

“Cause Mami said that’s how we show people we care about them. I want my friends to know I Iike them. And I see you and Mami kiss all the time. On the couch, in the kitchen, in your room, in the car,” Mila continued to list off the places she had caught you and Rafael kissing. You glanced back at the principal, nervously smiling at the man as he quirked an eyebrow at you.

“You’re right I did say that, but you should only kiss people who are special to you, people you love, like Mami and Papi. Not everyone wants to be kissed,” you gently explained.

The little girl shrugged her shoulders, “I think I good kisser.”

Rafael bit back a laugh, “I’m sure you are, but let’s take a break from the kissing in school, ok?”

Mila looked around at all the faces in the room, suddenly embarrassed, her large green eyes becoming shiny with tears, “Am I in trouble?”

“No, muñequita,” Rafael hugged her close as she wrapped her arms around her father’s neck. “You are most certainly not in trouble,” he glared at Mr. Boatwright and Miss Powell, daring them to interject.

After several reassurances that Mila would not be kissing anyone else in school, you and Rafael left the office with your daughter in tow. Walking down the hallway, you bumped into Fin’s son and grandson.

“Ken! What a surprise! It’s so good to see you,” you gave him a big hug. “It’s been ages.”

“It’s good to see you too. How are the twins doing?”

As you were telling Ken all about Rory and Ben’s latest antics, your husband watched Mila’s interaction with Jaden. His daughter blushed and smiled brightly at the little boy. Jaden giggled and waved in response, hiding behind his father’s pant leg, peeking out every so often to look at Mila. Your husband was so caught up in their interaction, he didn’t hear you calling his name.

“Rafael? Are you awake?” You playfully smacked his shoulder.

“Sorry, did you say something?”

“I said, we’ll have to have Ken and Jaden over for a playdate soon.”

The ADA gave you and Ken a tight lipped smiled, “Absolutely.”

“Sounds great,” Ken said. “We better get going, but I’ll text you later.”

You and your husband waved goodbye to Ken and his son. As you were turning to leave Mila suddenly let go of your hand and went over to Jaden. She tapped on his shoulder to get his attention, nervously tugging on the hem of her dress before innocently kissing his cheek.

“Mila!” Rafael exclaimed, his eyes as big as saucers, a look of pure shock on his face. His precious baby girl, his muñequita, his Mila, kissing another boy. You and Ken stood there, frozen, not quite knowing what to do.

Jaden blushed and kissed Mila back in return. “Wow,” she whispered.

As fate would have it, Mr. Boatwright came into the hallway, witnessing the entire scene. “I give up. They don’t pay me enough for this,” he sighed, shaking his head and turning back to his office.

“Umm...Mila, sweetie...let’s go,” you said, finally finding your voice.

“Bye Mila,” Jaden waved.

“Bye Jaden,” Mila ran back to you and Rafael.

Ken laughed, “Ok...well... I guess we’ll see you guys later.”

The little boy went back to his father, looking one more time at Mila, “Daddy, I like her.”

Ken nodded his head, “I can see that, pal.”

As Ken and Jaden walked away, you knelt down to get on your daughter’s eye level, “What did we just say about kissing other people in school.”

“But Mami, you said only kiss people who are special to us and Jaden’s special to me,” she softly said, her cheeks turning a rosy shade of pink.

A bittersweet wave of emotion washed over you, your baby girl was growing up. You kissed her cheek, pulling her into a tight hug as you fought back the sting of tears, silently pleading with her to stay little for just a while longer, “Come on, amorcita. Let’s go home.”

In the car you glanced over at your husband, who still had a shocked and sad look on his face. Rafael wasn’t ready for another man to enter Mila’s life, even if the man in question was 5 years old. “Are you ok, babe?” You squeezed his knee reassuringly.

“I’m just debating what was worse, being judged on our parenting skills by the PTA or watching our daughter act like a one woman kissing booth. How do you feel about homeschooling?”

“Relax, mi amor. I think it’s just a phase,” you turned your head to look at Mila in the backseat. The little girl stared out the window with a lovesick, dreamy look on her face. It was the same face you had whenever your husband kissed you. Call it woman’s intuition, but you had a feeling this was not the last time you or Rafael would catch Mila kissing Jaden.

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[stagekiller]

✧･ﾟ:✧!Headcanon time!✧:･ﾟ✧

    It is time for a RANDOM HEADCANON folks !

                                 [ draws one from the lucky headcanon tophat — drumroll ]

   Today’s random Jerome fact concerns clownman’s relationship with ANIMALS.

     TRIGGER WARNINGS : animal abuse, body horror, animal death, mentions of child abuse — under the cut, proceed at your own risk

  “Jerome showed a proficiency for mutilating cats, and on my 10th birthday, he put a knife to my throat.” — Jeremiah Valeska

   Jerome’s relationship with animals has always been a rather problematic one. From a young age ( one would assume around 5-7 years old ) he would habitually abuse neighborhood strays. It started off as innocent child play, pulling a cat’s tail or dragging some puppy around by the ears. And it climaxed to chasing squirrels & dissecting them with a box cutter. Needess to say neither Lila nor Zachary ( his primary ‘caretakers’ at the time ) were very happy to find him coming home with bloodstains on his clothes. After severe punishment, Jerome realized that he’d have to hide his little hobby from them and took to developing ingenious traps & methods that would allow him to hide all evidence of the slaughter. In this way, through trial & error, he taught himself the basics of hiding his tracks and get rid of the tools he’d utilized. Much like kittens chase leaves around to hone their hunting skills, so did Jerome practice his murder skills through these atrocious hobbies.

    It should be noted that animal abuse is a behavior commonly observed in kids that suffer abusive households. The abuse is usually thought to be a manifestation the kid’s need to take control of their life ( murder IS a form of exercising POWER on someone after all ). In the psychoanalytical school of thought, this process is referred to as ‘displacement’. Other schools of thought interpret this behavior as mimetic; the child copies the primary caregiver’s abusive behavior. ( i.e. an angry parent yells at their kid and the kid yells at their toys )

 Displacement  = a defense mechanism in which the individual discharges tensions associated with, for example, hostility and fear by taking them out on a less threatening target.

   BACK to carrot-top: after tasting the intoxicating RUSH of claiming a human life, animals feel like a meager target to Jerome. In his second life he is indifferent towards them. I personally don’t believe Jerome hates or ever did hate animals. If they’re of use to him, he may keep them around much as he does the rest of his underlings. If injuring/killing them serves a comical purpose, he’ll go with that.

                                               LIST OF PETS : 

THIS LIST MAY BE UPDATED IN THE FUTURE AS THREADS/VERSES PROGRESS

SHEBA, the python;  Sheba is an adult python snake, serving as Lila Valeska’s dancing companion. Sheba is tame and seems to share a bond with her mistress, whose corpse she was able to track through scent alone. The snake’s name is 1920′s slang for ‘beautiful woman’. As a child, Jerome was in charge of capturing field mice for Sheba. He’d also feed her other small rodents & scraps of his animal victims. When he was little, he enjoyed watching her eat as well as feeding her himself. As he grew older, Jerome became Sheba’s primary caretaker and their relationship grew colder & more ‘professional’. What happened to Sheba after Jerome killed his mother & was sent to Arkham remains unknown.

WHISKERS, the kitten — vrs. with craftedinsanity;  Whiskers was a two week old kitten the twins stumbled upon on their way home. It was a rainy day and Whiskers was stuck in a drainage pipe. Jerome didn’t care for it, but Jeremiah insisted that they attempt a rescue. They took the cat home and initially had to hide it from their disapproving mother. When Lila found out, Jerome took the blame for it to ( in his own words ) ‘spare broski the ass-whoopin’ ’ After an intense punishment session & lots of weeping from ‘Miah, they got to keep the cat. From that point on, Whiskers became ‘their cat’. Cat food was added to the weekly shopping list & whoever woke up first would pour some in his kitten bowl. Whiskers was mostly ‘Miah’s cat and Jerome had a cool, distant relationship with it. He’d often threaten harm upon it when the two brothers fought, but never really went through with it. When ‘Miah left, Jerome placed Whiskers in a metal bucket, poured oil in it and set it on fire. He sat there for three hours, crying/laughing & watching it burn.

BUD & LOU, the hyenas — vrs. with crimescupid; Harley’s pet hyenas, hand-raised from when they were mere cubs. Jerome didn’t use to be very fond of them, but had no problem occasionally sharing Harley’s bed. However, as the two grow older, he realized that Bud & Lou’s loyalty to their ‘pack’ could prove fairly useful. Now he sometimes spoils them with a treat or two but isn’t their primary caretaker. Lou seems to favor him while Bud is more of a momma’s boy. Occasionally, he and Harley refer to these two as their kids.

DAISY, the monitor lizard — vrs with eloquentyrant; In an attempt to aggravate Mr. Oswald, Jerome climbed down to Gotham’s sewers and traded Killer Croc a few sacks of raw chicken breast for his biggest lizard. Thus, he acquired Daisy. Later that same night he broke into Oswald’s manor & dumped Daisy in the bathtub claiming that ‘this green dog followed’ him home. Proving himself worthy of his nickname, the Penguin saw an opportunity in training the murderous reptile and took it. Now Daisy is under Mr. Oswald’s wing and enjoys the comforts of luxury life beside him. Jerome occasionally spends some time playing with her and enjoys using the tongues to feed her ( her gnashing jaws make a delightful sound when they snap ). Jerome’s favorite ‘bonding activities’ with the lizard include play wrestling & accessorizing her head with bows that Mr. Oswald finds very distasteful.

[that-vegan-thing-blog]

My Story

I am in the process of transitioning from a mostly plant based diet, to an all plant based vegan diet. Here you will get the good, the bad, and the ugly of my journey. From the effects on my health and well-being, to my experience with recipes and different vegan foods. I am a notoriously picky eater, and my husband loves to joke about when we first met because all I would eat was a plain cheeseburger with ketchup. So this journey will be a challenge for me, but my hope is that my tastes adapt to this new lifestyle so that I can live a long healthy life.

So a little back story on yours truly! I was born and raised in the Pacific Northwest, in the typical conservative household, and we at the typical US diet of meat, carbs and vegetables. My mom did her best to feed us healthy foods, she recycled, and tried to instill a sense of health personal care in her kids. I was always a relatively skinny kid, but my dad loved to tell me I was “fluffy”, so I was pretty insecure about even the smallest amount of fat on my body.

Fast forward to the year I turned 20, and the universe gifted me with something I will forever be thankful for, my son. He was an unexpected surprise, and his father did not stick around after the stick turned positive. It’s safe to say that was a rough time, and once he was born my weight dropped to an unhealthy level do to me trying to raise a newborn, go to school, and work to support him. I would not be who or where I am now without the help and sacrifice of my parents who let us live with them, and my mom stopped working to watch my baby boy so I could work and build us a life. My mom continued to try to make healthy food for me in the form of things like Salmon, Rice and Peas, Meatloaf, Spaghetti with meat sauce (for real though, her spaghetti is out of this world!) and garlic bread, you know, typical Italian momma foods. Despite her best efforts, my depression and exhausted left me with next to no appetite, and what I did eat was not about nutrition, but comfort.

We got through it, and when my son was 3 we met my now husband. He and I fit together immediately, and like a lot of couples who fall in love and feel happy and comfortable, we got very over weight. We would go to Buffalo Wild Wings one night, and order the pizza the next. For the first six months things went this way, and it wasn’t until we got engaged a year later that we realized we needed to shed some of those wings from our waistlines.We were married one year after we got engaged (May the 4th be with you!) and I had lost about 20 pounds. During that time I was of the mind that a “Calorie is a calorie” and as long as I stayed within my calorie restriction I would lose the weight, nutrition aside. 

So my son was 5 at this time, and within a split second of being married we were expecting. Now it’s worth noting that my pre-pregnancy weight for my first child was 169, and I got as high as 199 during that pregnancy. My second pregnancy STARTED at 198, and stopped at 230. This second pregnancy turned out to be much more difficult as my pubic bone had, for all intents and purposes, split. Walking was very difficult, and even sitting was hard if I wasn’t reclined back. I had to leave my work a month prior to my due date due to my inability to walk or sit at a desk. During this pregnancy, as a lot of women do, I ate whatever sounded good at the time. Cinnabon, pizza, cinnabon-pizza, and after my son was born, I didn’t really lose much weight. I stayed right around 230 until he was about 9 months old, and that’s I realized that I didn’t like having my picture taken anymore. I didn’t like looking at myself in the mirror, I wouldn’t buy clothes if they were the slighted bit form fitting, because I hated the body I was in.

So we bought a treadmill, and I got serious about my exercise and again, staying within my calorie restriction. I lost 30lbs in about 6 months, and when the weather got warm I bought a new bike and starting biking. I worked my way from only being able to go around the block, to riding 15 miles a day in an hour. In the summer of 2017 my best friend, who was vegetarian, was going to be moving to our city and staying with us for a few months. I had been toying with the idea of vegetarianism for a while, but was struggling to break old habits. I decided to go vegetarian while he lived with us, so he did not feel like the “odd man out” in our house, and I just never went back. I did still eat pepperoni pizza, because I felt that I was more likely to stick with a mostly plant based diet if I did not cut out all the things that I enjoyed. The weight dropped off, and in the end I hit my goal of getting back to my pre-pregnancy weight of 169. I was so happy when I saw that number on the scale, that my subconscious went “oh cool, goal achieved! Time to celebrate with pizza!” and I celebrated with pizza, and cereal, and more pizza. I also received a medical diagnosis during this time that set of a string of anxiety and depression, that is something I will discuss at a later time. As the weather got cold again, my motivation to working out faded, and I continued to eat poorly. Needless today, I did not stay at 169 for long.

Here we are now, I have stayed on my mostly plant based diet for almost two years, and despite this last winters terrible eating and lack of exercise, I have only gained back about 20lbs of the 60lbs that I had lost. I realized a lot of the old feelings of shame about how I looked were returning, despite not being nearly as heavy as I was before. So I busted out my trusty calorie tracking app, and went back to making sure I stayed within my calorie restriction. Then one day while I was at work, I decided to throw on the documentary, “What the Health” which my husband had watched a year prior, and his immediate response was, “I’m going vegan” I laughed at my meat loving husband, and suggested maybe he just cut back on his meat intake first.

I watched What the Health, and was immediately horrified that not only had I been eating this stuff for years, but also feeding it to my kids (my littlest LOVES yogurt). I did not think it wise to immediately change my views because of one documentary so I began researching. I watched TED talks and youtube videos from people like Mic the Vegan and Earthling Ed, and realized just how much this lifestyle hit home for me. I have not always been conscious of my impact on the environment, but one of my reasons for transitioning to a mostly plant based diet was due to cruelty in factory farms, and animal farming effects on the environment. I decided I would try a vegan diet for a week, and see how I felt and if the food was satisfying enough, but I was not optimistic.

I am currently on day 5, and there have been uncomfortable parts, like bloating and gas, and on day two I felt a little like I was drunk all day, not to mention I have the shortest temper known to man at the moment.   

On the other hand, I feel AMAZING. I have been struggling with my depression the last couple of months, and this week I have felt HAPPY and energized. I am finding myself drawn to upbeat music, that makes me want to just dance around. My son and I sat down and watched some Earthling Ed videos last night, and had a long talk about health and the environment (keep in mind that he is 9 now) and he said he wants to go vegan as well, so this weekend we are going grocery shopping and are going to learn new vegan recipes together.

I don’t know if I will be able to stick with this lifestyle long term, but I am certainly going to try. I will share with you here my ups, my downs, my trials and my errors. I will give you a first hand look on what it is to go from a meat lover to a vegan, so you can see what it is like.

Thank you for following my journey.

Namaste.

[texanredrose]

Runner-Up

Because I can. That’s it, that’s the only justification.

It’s not that they’ve always been competitive. It’s just, within Team RWBY, they found unique ways of motivating each other. 

When Yang suggested they make a bet to see who could and couldn’t get a date to the Rose-Branwen-Xiao Long annual picnic, Ruby thought it meant just motivating each other to go out and try dating, seeing as they were gearing up for graduation and all. Figuring out how to balance a social life with everything else- that was just a skill they’d have to learn, and what better way to drive the point home than with a little healthy competition and bragging rights?

However, as Ruby stepped onto the path leading to the hill that overlooked her childhood home, she had a feeling that this would either be the last competition Team RWBY held or the first in a never-ending escalating war that would threaten to destroy all of Remnant in one way or another.

“Calm down.” Fingertips lightly brushed the back of one hand, enticing her to interlace their fingers. “Everything will be fine.”

“That’s easy for you to say, Blake!” She leaned into her girlfriend’s side. “It’s not your family!”

Her other girlfriend pressed against her other side. “Well, Blake’s family is quite different in a number of ways.”

“Oh, I could say the same for yours,” the Faunus replied with a little smirk. 

“And they’re both miles away from my family.” She whined. “Do you two have any idea how my moms are going to react to this?”

“Of course.” Blake nodded solemnly. “Summer will be overjoyed and Raven will threaten to kill us.”

“That does seem to be the most likely.” Pyrrha offered a soft smile, gently readjusting her red cape. “But we knew that when we started dating. Between your stories and Yang’s, it’s hard not to see how things will play out.”

Another groan left her lips as she reached up, pulling her hood over her head to try and hide her blush. Truthfully, she hadn’t intended to date both of them. She’d just... casually mentioned to Blake one day in the library that she thought Pyrrha was pretty, and kind, and sweet, and the Faunus agreed, even confessed to having a bit of a crush on the so-called Invincible Girl. It wasn’t until her heart clenched painfully at hearing the whispered words that it occurred to her that she maybe had a crush of her own, but she encouraged her teammate to pursue it anyway. She shouldn’t stand in the way of her friend finding happiness, right?

But then Blake admitted that she had a crush on someone else as well, and it would make her feel guilty to pursue one but not the other, and she didn’t really think either would pan out anyway. That led into a brief little debate about whether or not admitting to a crush would be a good idea and Ruby blurted out that she, too, had a crush on Pyrrha. Then, she saw the little bit of hurt in amber eyes, and followed it up with admitting that she had a crush on Blake as well, and she wanted them both to be happy.

That’s about the time that Pyrrha herself leaned over from the adjacent table and asked both of them on a date.

A week later, Yang proposed the little contest for their family picnic, and, well, she couldn’t not bring both of them to Patch. Blake already had an invite, on account of being part of the team, but getting Pyrrha out there without raising any brows...

“Oh, crap, Yang’s going to kill me.” Ruby groaned again.

“I’m sure she’ll take the news better than Raven.” They started up the hill, Blake squeezing her hand reassuringly. “I mean, she’s our friend and my partner. She’s not going to object-”

“But she might tease you a little bit for not telling her sooner.” Pyrrha pointed out, chuckling softly and slipping her hand into Ruby’s unoccupied one. “If she starts anything, I’ll challenge her to an arm wrestling contest.”

“Our knight in gold armor.” 

Over her head, Blake and Pyrrha exchanged a soft kiss, and somehow seeing her girlfriends kiss made things a little better, because somewhere deep down, she knew both of them had good points. She really didn’t have anything to worry about; she’d just never brought anyone home before.

But, really, what did she have to worry about?

“Ruby! Blake!” She blinked, looking up to the top of the hill, where the light breeze had caught her mother’s white cloak while she smiled down at them. “And I believe that’s Pyrrha with you, isn’t it? Yang mentioned you’d be bringing... guests.”

Okay, that meant her sister had either told Taiyang the truth and he’d carefully worded it when he informed their other parents or had told Raven something vague and she’d repeated her verbatim. By the little smirk on the woman’s lips, though, she didn’t think it mattered; her mom had seen straight through it.

“Hi, Mom! I, uh, wanted to introduce you! To my girlfriends!”

“Like momma, like daughter, huh?” She opened her arms and it didn’t matter that she was just a few months shy of becoming a full fledged Huntress, Ruby immediately released her girlfriends’ hands and charged forwards, jumping into her mom’s outstretched arms. “Looks like you’re growing up, my little Rutabaga. I’m proud of you.”

“Thanks, Mom.” She drew back a little bit, a bit of nervousness creeping into her smile. “Do you think Momma’s going to... well...”

“Oh, she went and dug out her mask the moment it clicked.”

Her shoulders fell. “She’s not going to make a scene, is she?”

“Now now, your mother’s dramatic, but I don’t think she’d intentionally ruin the picnic.” Silver eyes narrowed briefly. “At least, she better not, or she’ll have me to answer to.”

“And me!” Tai called out, carrying a tub of potato salad up the hill. “Good to see you, Ruby. And Blake, Pyrrha- Yang mentioned there’d be more than just us this time around! Glad both of you could make it!”

Summer, however, became instantly suspicious. “Tai, where’s our wayward wife?” 

“Oh, I thought she was up here with you.”

“No, I haven’t seen her this morning.”

Ruby opened her mouth, because her Momma rather liked hanging out in the attic ever since last year, when Yang and Ruby combined their talents to turn it into a hybrid study and aviary. However, before the suggestion could leave her lips, the hairs on the back of her neck stood on end and she had to bite back something that would get her a sharp look from her mom as a black portal tinged with red appeared. Slowly, a bone white mask with red lines emerged, burning red eyes peering out through the slits.

“So... you two are dating my daughters, is that it?” Raven growled out in that patented ‘I’m-a-threat-and-you-should-fear-me’ voice that had previously only come out during scary movies and Halloween.

Blake and Pyrrha, however, remained unfazed, one well adjusted to the shenanigans that regularly occurred within the Rose-Branwen-Xiao Long household and the other simply accustomed to more intimidating displays back home in Mistral.

And, sure enough, it was Pyrrha who first rose to the challenge. “Actually, we’re only dating one daughter.”

That brought Raven to a halt, halfway through her portal, the red of her blade just beginning to peak out. Not that she would actually draw the weapon, of course; it was probably just for show anyway. “Wait, which daughter?”

Blake’s ears twitched though she held her ground. “Ruby.”

“Oh.” Hopping out the rest of the way, she reached up and removed her mask, shaking he head and running a hand through her bangs. “Nevermind then. She’s not the one I have to worry about.”

“Momma! What does that mean?” Ruby crossed her arms over her chest and tapped her foot. “Yang has good taste, you know.”

“I’m not saying she doesn’t.” Her lips curled into a little smirk. “But, between the two of you, she’s far more likely to bring a date for the express purpose of getting one over on someone, and I’m not getting pranked by my own kid.” The young team leader raised a brow until the woman relented. “Again.”

“She did get you pretty good last Christmas,” Tai said, checking over the old wooden table that could probably be replaced- they’d spent more time and effort trying to replace the benches and tabletop than making a new one would’ve taken at this point- and nodding to himself. “I thought it was hilarious.”

“Of course you would.” Clicking her tongue, Raven favored Blake and Pyrrha with a smile. “It’s good to see both of you again and I’m happy to hear you’re both dating Ruby. Be good to her, alright?”

Ruby put her hands on her hips. “Wait, so you were really doing the whole ‘I’m the terror of your nightmares’ thing just to scare off whichever inappropriate date you think Yang might be bringing?”

“I can’t believe you still remember that,” her Momma said, coming over and wrapping her up in a hug, careful not to catch the edges of her mask on her cape. “If I’d known it would’ve scared you that bad, I wouldn’t have done it.”

“Raven, she was six, everything terrifies a six-year-old.” Summer sighed. “Tai, talk to her; I’m sure Yang’s not going to prank her today.”

“I know my daughter; she’s plotting something.”

“Honey, she’s probably not.”

“Don’t take her side!”

As her parents began fussing with each other, Ruby turned her attention back to her girlfriends. “So! That was a thing.”

“Well, we didn’t get a death threat!”

“I’m genuinely surprised that all we got was a stern warning.” Blake then smiled, leaning down to peck her cheek. “We told you it would be fine.” Pyrrha curled her arm around Ruby’s shoulders, pulling her closer while the Faunus’ ears flicked back. “Oh, Weiss is here.”

“Is someone with her?” Although she couldn’t actually let it be too known, she’d worried a bit about her partner- specifically, the pinch that came to her brow when she accepted Yang’s suggestion for the contest. Sure, she had her suspicions that the former heiress had a crush of her own that she hadn’t yet addressed, but Weiss always got... touchy about discussing personal issues. So, she’d tried obliquely encouraging her, because, really, even if she could be a little... difficult from time-to-time, or dramatic, or both, Weiss had come a long way since their initiation! Who wouldn’t want to date her? “Oh, please tell me someone’s with her.”

“Someone is.” A slick grin crossed her face. “Someone we know, too.”

With a raised brow, she popped up onto her toes, trying to peer over the lip of the hill. When she finally caught sight of her partner and her guest coming up the path, she outright laughed. “Weiss! Coco!”

“Oh, calm down you dolt.” Of course she rolled her eyes, but the smile tugging at her lips and very, very light blush on her cheeks speaking more than her words. “I’m glad you remember our names, though.”

“Hello again.” Pyrrha waved. “How’s the Huntress life treating you, Coco?”

“Oh, it’s a blast.” Tapping her sunglasses to lower them enough for chocolate eyes to look at them, she walked over and pulled each of them into a hug. “I spent last week in a Vacuo desert chasing down an alpha duneworm- the thing was almost half a mile long. Managed to stop by a lovely village and pick up some nice scarves, though, for our big trip to Atlas.”

“Atlas?” Blake’s ears perked up as she tilted her head. “Weiss, are you really-”

“It’s not for my father, but I would like to see Klein and my mother again.” She shrugged, spreading her hands. “Winter swears up and down she talked some sense into the woman. I’d like to see it for myself.”

“And introducing your kickass girlfriend to them.” Coco threw her a look. “That is on the list.”

“Yes, yes, of course.” Blue eyes darted between Ruby, Blake, and Pyrrha. “So... question. Pyrrha, who are you here with?”

“My girlfriends,” the redhead replied with a wide smile, putting a hand on each of their shoulders.

Weiss’ shoulders fell. “Girlfriends?”

“Uh... surprise?” Ruby offered a weak little smile. “It’s... pretty recent.”

Before the former heiress could start in on a lecture about keeping secrets, Coco wrapped her arms around Weiss’ waist and chuckled. “Oh no, my pretty pearl, you’re not about to get onto them for not telling when we’ve been dating for almost six months and you didn’t mention it.”

“I- I was- IT’S NOT THE SAME!” Weiss sputtered, either from genuine outrage or just being unaccustomed to open affection still. Through the years, she’d gotten better... but she still had some distance to go.

“It really is, though,” Blake said with a fond shake of her head. “You’re just being contrarian again.”

“Am not.”

“Hey, hey now, no fighting at the family picnic!” Tai warned, though there was warmth in his voice. “And when’s Yang getting here? Not like her to be fashionably late.”

“I’ll call her.” Ruby offered, pulling out her scroll. 

A few moments later, her sister picked up, though the screen initially only showed the blue sky overhead while laughter rang out, Yang’s happy visage eventually filling the screen. “Hey, Rubes! Everyone there?”

Blake and Pyrrha pressed close to her while Weiss and Coco peered from the other side. “Yeah, where are you?”

“I had to pick up my date from the docks! Literally!” Her shoulders shrugged, jostling the person in her arms. “So, how’s our little bet going?”

“Well, Ruby brought two girlfriends, and I happen to be one of them, so I think we win,” the Faunus said with a smirk.

“What about Weiss?”

Suddenly, Ruby found her scroll being pulled from her hand as the former heiress glared at the screen. “I brought my girlfriend of six months, Yang. Did you honestly think I wouldn’t be able to get a date?”

“Nah, of course not! But, ya know, we gotta have a second place, and we have been together seven months! But, that’s kinda a silly way to judge it, so how about something else?” 

“What do you propose?”

Silver eyes widened as she got that feeling again, the hairs standing up again, and she had to glance over to ensure Raven wasn’t about to pull something. Her Mom and Momma were a bit busy fussing over the chocolate chips cookies, though- one trying to sneak a few while the other played defense so there would be some for everyone- which meant it would be Yang pulling something this time around.

“Well, I’ve been carrying my sweetheart since the docks. Figure that’s enough of a headstart for you.” Lilac eyes danced with mischief. “So, you pick up your date, and the first one to drop their girlfriend is in last place.”

Ruby, Blake, and Pyrrha exchanged looks that ranged from curious to cautiously optimistic.

“You’re on, Xiao Long.” Returning Ruby her scroll, Weiss motioned for Coco to come over, the shorter of the two still managing to slip an arm beneath her girlfriend’s knees while the other supported her shoulders- a classic bridal carry. “There. Now, get here in some semblance of short order and accept your defeat with dignity.”

“Oh, I’m already here! Turn around!”

As one, they all looked back towards the path leading up to the hill, and Ruby could see it happening a moment before everything did.

Because her sister hadn’t shown up with just any date cradled in her arms, no.

She happened to be carrying Winter Schnee, Weiss’ big sister, who had traded her military uniform for board shorts and a tank top.

In pure shock, Weiss’ body went slack, which meant she immediately dropped her girlfriend to the ground with an undignified oomph.

“Weiss, how dare you,” Winter said, collapsing the scroll and tucking it into Yang’s jacket without looking. “You haven’t even introduced me to your girlfriend yet, and you’ve already dropped her, really, I raised you better than that.”

“Weiss, what the fuck.” Coco pushed herself up to her elbows. “Could you be a little less of a total mess?”

Now, the former heiress was caught between apologizing to her girlfriend, explaining to her sister, and yelling at Yang for engineering it. Amidst it all, Raven’s loud laughter could be heard, breathless explanations of how Yang’s pranks were good as long as they weren’t directed at her earning chiding remarks from both Summer and Tai while the former tried to keep his own amusement in check.

Meanwhile, Ruby slipped her hands into those of her girlfriends, smiling up at them, and unsure why she was ever worried in the first place. For all the craziness the past few years brought with them, they’d forged the sort of family and support system that could weather any storm, as evidenced when Winter was set back on her feet and immediately went over to warmly introduce herself to Coco while Weiss lightly smacked Yang’s shoulder in recompense.

“Hey,” she said, looking up into amber and emerald eyes. “I love both of you.”

“Love you too,” her girlfriends replied, pressing kisses to her cheeks.

Yeah... she really had nothing to worry about at all.

[onecrazysquirrel]

Good morrow fellow prayer warriors and followers of the Risen Christ the holy spirit of our Lord and King grace you with his presence throughout the day and all the days to come may you and your household be blessed by Our Heavenly Father on all accounts but especially in knowing His Only Begotten Son. At 4:35 an Dayton Ohio on Thursday December 30, 2021 it is 41° feels like 41° supposed to have a high of 52° and a low of 42°, starting the day off with light rain that should clear up by the afternoon. Street people stay dry somewhere this morning, keep that gear as dry as possible so you can sleep well tonight; the Lord bless and keep you may he provide over abundantly for you, you'll be in our prayers.

I hope everyone has rested well I slept through the day yesterday and have worked on different projects all night after being called into the job to help clean up, I'll try to grab a shot nap here in a bit and be ready to tackle my day.

Not much to say about our little family as I reported yesterday they are in quarantine although momma did report last night that she is planning on leaving the house to do some laundry today, I didn't try to talk her out of it she is a very decisive woman and she had made up her mind; I just pray that she feels well enough to complete her task and that she doesn't spread anything while she's out, the way she explained it she plans on staying in the car except when she's loading and switching laundry that means I'm going to have extra time in a mask today since I am her ride God be with us. I don't mind being around them I've had the shots, I got them just to be able to visit with my family; besides if it let's me spend time with them I'm all for it.

Didn't get any shopping done seeing as I slept the day away, still need everything on the list of appliances and still need pots and pans I forgot them in yesterday's update; we are hoping to find some good pots and pans but we don't want to get expensive ones, unfortunately we know not to go with Faberware or the like because their coatings come off within a few months time my personal preference would be Kitchen Aid but they tend to be pricey so we're trying to shop around and keeping our eyes open at the thrift stores hoping maybe to find a good deal. That leaves us searching for a Toaster Oven, a Microwave, a Coffee Maker, a Vacuum cleaner and a decent set of cookware. Not impossible to come up with God willing.

Momma and the little one can still use all the prayer and love support y'all can send their way, we are still hiding them and spend much time praying for their protection; I wish I was able to disclose more information but I am not, we do want to express our gratitude and appreciation for all of the prayers and love that you send our way however thank you so very much for caring and taking the time to spend with and on us.

Still haven't heard anything from the mechanic thinking maybe we'll call him later today, he did say the end of the week and I believe he opens up shop on Saturday so it could be the weekend; still it's a good idea to touch base and get a progress report, we'd at least like to know if he's started working on it yet and does he have the parts or does he foresee a delay? So hopefully I'll at least have something to share about the truck tomorrow.

Friends I hope you have a great day in the Lord I pray his blessings fall upon you in overwhelming abundance. Our little family still needs financial help I just have to sit down and detail a list again which means more shopping and price comparisons something I'm only ok at doing online and would have to be accompanied by someone to do at a store, but I'll do my best to work on it and get it to you within the next few updates. We love you through Jesus and hope the best for you all...

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Today is my birthday and yes, this is how I feel as my g'daughter Charlie represents another year has come and gone!  Where does it go?  I have a movie star client that always says, “The days are long but the years fly by!”  The ultimate lessons that I have learned over time are as my sweet momma always said, “I don’t do rush.” So slow it down a bit and don’t hurry up into anything or anyone!  Know that I appreciate you and every birthday. I am now making every effort to receive personal self-care, whether it’s a haircut/massage/reading or other.  And with all of my birthdays I like to treat others...  

So here you go in celebration of my birthday on August 19th we have activated a Special 19% off Discount on ALL Audio MP3 and eBooks in the shop for the next 19 hours!  You'll see the price adjustment after you Add To Cart and begin Checkout.  This deal will be gone in a FLASH so don't delay!  Go here now and have fun shopping!  (*sessions/prayers zoom videos and certification are NOT included - time runs out at 6pm ET/ 3pm PT on Thursday the 20th) Make it fun today and every day and know that I appreciate you and I plan on having my version of fun too!

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~ CLEARING YOUR DAY AND EVERY DAY ~ I believe, think, know and feel that my day today is Clear. I know, when, where, how and why to release my day today from unclear.  I am ready, willing and able to have everything today in this very day, running forward with grace and ease and I am asking in all time lines and languages and so it is.

Fish Food 

The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish

AUGUST 19th- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Birthday Greetings from my Inbox: "Jimmy, Happy Birthday, listen my tooth is really bothering me and I have another dentist appointment tomorrow but I am hoping to get with you today to get rid of this pain and anxiety, so get me in on your first available, K?. "Happy Birthday, do you think my resumé is being received because the recruiters act skittish and I am wondering if it’s just me or the whole state of Florida? Can we schedule? "Jimmy, Happy Birthday my dear friend, I hope you are having a blast and I know that traditionally you don’t schedule clients on your birthday, but I am hoping you will make an exception for me because I just got back from the doctor, hit me back. "Jimmy, Happy Birthday, I forgot that you are a fellow Leo like me, listen, I cannot find my car keys anywhere.....Thoughts? Hints? Impressions? "Happy Birthday buddy, I know you’re not working today but my anxiety and loneliness is at a new level, honestly we have to get together ASAP anything available noonish today? Call, text or email asap. "Jimmy, I know that you’ve been working on me for attracting more women and I REALLY want to get with this new girl. I don’t think I told you that I found out her husband’s name is the same as mine and now she’s acting all cold towards me. Do you think that all the attractive good mojo stuff you’ve been sending my way went to the wrong Phillip? I know it’s like midnight but call me ASAP." Daily Affirmation: "Today I will remember that we have choices. That "No" can be a one word sentence. That other people are generally self-absorbed and that I can make the choice to buy into that as a belief and or as much as a choice that they have made. Today I will choose peace and quiet."   

From the Fish Box

"Good morning Jimmy, When I woke up early this morning my cat still hadn't come home. So I got dressed and went to go look for her. After 45-min and feeling into where she was, I stood at a spot quietly calling (as it still was really early) and suddenly she started meowing from somewhere and found her way to me. After a bit of saying hello, she led the way home. So, she's back and I'm happy ;) Thanks for the session and assistance yesterday. It helped a lot!" - Nicky

From Jimmy: Some of you may have read on Facebook that MY sweet black male cat "Kitty" has been missing for over a week.  If you can offer your prayers for his safe and quick return, we sure could use them!  🙏  It would be the best birthday present ever!!

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Next MySwitchWorks Live Zoom Event Wednesday August 26th 7:30-8pm ET August: Themes of Loss

Have you recently suffered a loss of work, a loved one in spirit, lost innocence, lost health, lost youth and vitality?

Let’s have this one be about what you feel you’ve lost and what you’d like to reclaim!  Gainful employment, peace, restored zest for life etc...  Send in your Top 3 to support@jimmymackhealing.com (please do not reply to the confirmation email)

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Thursday Sept. 23rd - The Global Gathering

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Instructions for the VIEWERS: 1.    One reading/message per person. The first question posted will be answered, so please think about your question carefully before posting it.  2.    If you want a longer and more detailed message, please book an appointment with the Show Host.  3.    Spirit does come through and gives messages that can apply to many, not just the person asking the question. 4.    It is not required nor should be expected that every question or comment will be addressed by the Show Host. 5.    If you have any issues with the show host or show format, please contact the Show Producer... not the Show Host. 6.    Contact the Show Producer, Rev. Tiffany White Sage Woman via email: goldylocksproductions@hotmail.com Yesterday's Show - Watch the replay here! Special Guest Jeremy Riden  Divine Spark Ministries https://www.facebook.com/JeremyRiden/  UPCOMING GUESTS:

August 25th Rev Debbie | Our resident trans medium communications with your loved ones in spirit. Visit her Facebook page September 1st Psychic Joanne Leo | Numerology/astrology/angel cards reading from the heart www.psychicjoanneleo.com   September 8th Jeremy Riden | Cards and intuitive readings https://divinesparkministries.com/about-jeremy-riden   September 15th  Gosia Lorenz| Clearing negative entities and intuitive readings www.gosialorenz.com   September 22nd Ayla Murray | Tarot/Angel Cards and intuitive readings https://www.facebook.com/harmonicperspective/   September 29th Rev Debbie | Our resident trans medium communications with your loved ones in spirit. Visit her Facebook page  

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TGIWednesday and party like it's MY birthday

TGIWednesday News

Today is my birthday and yes, this is how I feel as my g'daughter Charlie represents another year has come and gone!  Where does it go?  I have a movie star client that always says, “The days are long but the years fly by!”  The ultimate lessons that I have learned over time are as my sweet momma always said, “I don’t do rush.” So slow it down a bit and don’t hurry up into anything or anyone!  Know that I appreciate you and every birthday. I am now making every effort to receive personal self-care, whether it’s a haircut/massage/reading or other.  And with all of my birthdays I like to treat others...  

So here you go in celebration of my birthday on August 19th we have activated a Special 19% off Discount on ALL Audio MP3 and eBooks in the shop for the next 19 hours!  You'll see the price adjustment after you Add To Cart and begin Checkout.  This deal will be gone in a FLASH so don't delay!  Go here now and have fun shopping!  (*sessions/prayers zoom videos and certification are NOT included - time runs out at 6pm ET/ 3pm PT on Thursday the 20th) Make it fun today and every day and know that I appreciate you and I plan on having my version of fun too!

Get Jimmy's Bday19 Discount Here!

TGIWednesday Download

~ CLEARING YOUR DAY AND EVERY DAY ~ I believe, think, know and feel that my day today is Clear. I know, when, where, how and why to release my day today from unclear.  I am ready, willing and able to have everything today in this very day, running forward with grace and ease and I am asking in all time lines and languages and so it is.

Fish Food 

The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish

AUGUST 19th- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Birthday Greetings from my Inbox: "Jimmy, Happy Birthday, listen my tooth is really bothering me and I have another dentist appointment tomorrow but I am hoping to get with you today to get rid of this pain and anxiety, so get me in on your first available, K?. "Happy Birthday, do you think my resumé is being received because the recruiters act skittish and I am wondering if it’s just me or the whole state of Florida? Can we schedule? "Jimmy, Happy Birthday my dear friend, I hope you are having a blast and I know that traditionally you don’t schedule clients on your birthday, but I am hoping you will make an exception for me because I just got back from the doctor, hit me back. "Jimmy, Happy Birthday, I forgot that you are a fellow Leo like me, listen, I cannot find my car keys anywhere.....Thoughts? Hints? Impressions? "Happy Birthday buddy, I know you’re not working today but my anxiety and loneliness is at a new level, honestly we have to get together ASAP anything available noonish today? Call, text or email asap. "Jimmy, I know that you’ve been working on me for attracting more women and I REALLY want to get with this new girl. I don’t think I told you that I found out her husband’s name is the same as mine and now she’s acting all cold towards me. Do you think that all the attractive good mojo stuff you’ve been sending my way went to the wrong Phillip? I know it’s like midnight but call me ASAP." Daily Affirmation: "Today I will remember that we have choices. That "No" can be a one word sentence. That other people are generally self-absorbed and that I can make the choice to buy into that as a belief and or as much as a choice that they have made. Today I will choose peace and quiet."   

From the Fish Box

"Good morning Jimmy, When I woke up early this morning my cat still hadn't come home. So I got dressed and went to go look for her. After 45-min and feeling into where she was, I stood at a spot quietly calling (as it still was really early) and suddenly she started meowing from somewhere and found her way to me. After a bit of saying hello, she led the way home. So, she's back and I'm happy ;) Thanks for the session and assistance yesterday. It helped a lot!" - Nicky

From Jimmy: Some of you may have read on Facebook that MY sweet black male cat "Kitty" has been missing for over a week.  If you can offer your prayers for his safe and quick return, we sure could use them!  🙏  It would be the best birthday present ever!!

Monthly LIVE Zoom Event

Next MySwitchWorks Live Zoom Event Wednesday August 26th 7:30-8pm ET August: Themes of Loss

Have you recently suffered a loss of work, a loved one in spirit, lost innocence, lost health, lost youth and vitality?

Let’s have this one be about what you feel you’ve lost and what you’d like to reclaim!  Gainful employment, peace, restored zest for life etc...  Send in your Top 3 to support@jimmymackhealing.com (please do not reply to the confirmation email)

Register Here for August - $22

LIVE Appearances - Free Healing

Thursday Sept. 23rd - The Global Gathering

with host Dipal Shah. The Gathering is an online spiritual event in which multiple healers, lightworkers, catalysts and spiritual teachers come together as ONE to support humanity by anchoring love, light, joy, wellness and optimism.    Join Us and Watch Online!   

The Jimmy Mack Healing Show

NEW VIDEO FORMAT! WATCH IT LIVE  TUESDAY'S at 4pm EDT / 1pm PDT Watch and Participate (via Comments) during the Live TV Show streamed on Goldylocks Productions YouTube Channel, Facebook Page and Periscope.   NOTE: You will need to log into your YouTube (Google) or Facebook accounts to comment. If you watch the Live show from any other location other than the 3 listed below, your comments will not be seen by the Show Host or Producer. https://www.facebook.com/GoldylocksProductions https://www.pscp.tv/Goldylocks168/follow Or watch all live and replays in the archives here: https://thejimmymackhealingshow.com/

Instructions for the VIEWERS: 1.    One reading/message per person. The first question posted will be answered, so please think about your question carefully before posting it.  2.    If you want a longer and more detailed message, please book an appointment with the Show Host.  3.    Spirit does come through and gives messages that can apply to many, not just the person asking the question. 4.    It is not required nor should be expected that every question or comment will be addressed by the Show Host. 5.    If you have any issues with the show host or show format, please contact the Show Producer... not the Show Host. 6.    Contact the Show Producer, Rev. Tiffany White Sage Woman via email: goldylocksproductions@hotmail.com Yesterday's Show - Watch the replay here! Special Guest Jeremy Riden  Divine Spark Ministries https://www.facebook.com/JeremyRiden/  UPCOMING GUESTS:

August 25th Rev Debbie | Our resident trans medium communications with your loved ones in spirit. Visit her Facebook page September 1st Psychic Joanne Leo | Numerology/astrology/angel cards reading from the heart www.psychicjoanneleo.com   September 8th Jeremy Riden | Cards and intuitive readings https://divinesparkministries.com/about-jeremy-riden   September 15th  Gosia Lorenz| Clearing negative entities and intuitive readings www.gosialorenz.com   September 22nd Ayla Murray | Tarot/Angel Cards and intuitive readings https://www.facebook.com/harmonicperspective/   September 29th Rev Debbie | Our resident trans medium communications with your loved ones in spirit. Visit her Facebook page  

Receive 24/7 Prayers from Jimmy

Nightly prayers include COVID-19. Each night we work on scrambling the frequency for everyone on the prayer list. Your name will be added to a special VIP Prayer list where Jimmy will use his intelligent computer software, src4you which runs 24/7, to delete the negative and increase the strength of the positive creating a higher probability of favorable outcomes for you.  

In addition, throughout the full 30-days, Jimmy will be dialing into your energetic signature each day upon rising and make certain that you are a clear yes, unclear to no and running forward before you start your day. He is doing the heavy lifting for you around 3am NY time while most of you are asleep in order to smooth out your way and increase your most favorable life outcomes.

The 30-day service is now being offered exclusively  and you also have the option of selecting an ongoing subscription ($95/month) which is managed through PayPal only.

Upon written email request, for each new order we offer a one-time email analysis via the intelligent healing software that Jimmy uses on your behalf.  Most clients have had amazing results and outcomes!

You can add yourself and those living in your immediate household and yes you can include pets! Merely include everyone’s names and Jimmy will add them to his daily prayers. *NOTE if the MDP Service was purchased via a special telesummit or radio show offer, prayers will be limited to BUYER ONLY - and will not include family members or pets.

You can run this monthly and stop at any time after the 30 days is up, you will have the opportunity to renew and update your list each month but are under no obligation. I believe you will experience magical transformations and make progress every day! 

Sign Up for 30-Days - $99

 Tampa Office Sessions

FRIDAY KODAWARI YOGA STUDIOS 

Friday sessions are back to being phone-only for folks that I usually see at Kodawari until further notice. You can book time with me in the shop and schedule online.   3965 Henderson Blvd Suite C Tampa ☎️ (813) 999-1874 http://www.kodawariyoga.com/

Go deep sea "fishing" with Jimmy!

Level 1 is open to ANYONE at anytime! Click here to watch the Mastery video playlist

The Certificate of Mastery Program includes 2 best-selling ebooks and 2 clearing audios plus written & video instructions, AND one-on-one time with Jimmy ALL for about the cost of a single 1-hr session! This online course is for anyone who is familiar with OR new to "fishing" and is ready to dive into the deep end & get results that are beyond the ordinary! It includes The Tackle Box & The Dowser's Handbook ebooks PLUS 2 MP3s "Clearing Dark Energies" & "Increasing Your Intuition" to help clear, strengthen and prepare your energy field for optimal “fishing” results. This is a work-at-your-own-pace curriculum that will TEACH & CLEAR you at the same time! In under 2wks you will be finished with the program and ready to fish on your own with greater results! Level II offers Practitioner Certification for those who qualify.

LEARN MORE HERE

**Can't See The Full Email? Click Here to View Online**

For those who aren't familiar, here's the list of the MyBeliefWorks™ audio library. 

Find a topic that addresses your issue(s), click on the link to read more. We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better. Don't forget... you can share these with you immediate friends and family.

Abundance Abuse Addiction Body Scan: Head to Toe COVID-19 Daily GPS Reset Dark Energies/Fears Decision Making Diet & Exercise Education & Learning Family & Relatives The Gold Coin Healing Physical Body Healing Mental Stress Holiday Stress

Increasing Intuition IRS & Tax Time Love & Romance Money Mindset Moving Forward Pain Relief Pet Healing Sales & Success Improving Sex Improving Sleep Traveling w/Ease Work & Career Weight Loss Windfall Youth & Vitality

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Jimmy Mack | Appointments Skype: Jimmy.Mack55 Clearwater Florida USA Book a 15 minute session Book a 30 minute session Book a 60 minute session ​​​ Transformational Healing of Body, Mind​ & Spirit, People, Places, Pets & Situations!​ ​ Download the My Liquid Fish® Starter Kit (*Updated May 2019) Audio MP3 Downloads​ and books​ to improve your life! Get Certified in ​My Liquid Fish® Change Made Simple® Watch Free Videos on YouTube Weekly Radio Show Archives Shop for ​Supplements ​ http://www.jimmymackhealingshop.com www.jimmymackhealing.com Copyright ©1998-2020 All Rights Reserved  

-------------------------------------------------- TGIW newsletter managed by: Sandy Bidinger Digital Marketing Specialist at SMBeConnected Solutions www.smbeconnected.com  

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TGIWednesday and party like it's MY birthday

TGIWednesday News

Today is my birthday and yes, this is how I feel as my g'daughter Charlie represents another year has come and gone!  Where does it go?  I have a movie star client that always says, “The days are long but the years fly by!”  The ultimate lessons that I have learned over time are as my sweet momma always said, “I don’t do rush.” So slow it down a bit and don’t hurry up into anything or anyone!  Know that I appreciate you and every birthday. I am now making every effort to receive personal self-care, whether it’s a haircut/massage/reading or other.  And with all of my birthdays I like to treat others...  

So here you go in celebration of my birthday on August 19th we have activated a Special 19% off Discount on ALL Audio MP3 and eBooks in the shop for the next 19 hours!  You'll see the price adjustment after you Add To Cart and begin Checkout.  This deal will be gone in a FLASH so don't delay!  Go here now and have fun shopping!  (*sessions/prayers zoom videos and certification are NOT included - time runs out at 6pm ET/ 3pm PT on Thursday the 20th) Make it fun today and every day and know that I appreciate you and I plan on having my version of fun too!

Get Jimmy's Bday19 Discount Here!

TGIWednesday Download

~ CLEARING YOUR DAY AND EVERY DAY ~ I believe, think, know and feel that my day today is Clear. I know, when, where, how and why to release my day today from unclear.  I am ready, willing and able to have everything today in this very day, running forward with grace and ease and I am asking in all time lines and languages and so it is.

Fish Food 

The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish

AUGUST 19th- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Birthday Greetings from my Inbox: "Jimmy, Happy Birthday, listen my tooth is really bothering me and I have another dentist appointment tomorrow but I am hoping to get with you today to get rid of this pain and anxiety, so get me in on your first available, K?. "Happy Birthday, do you think my resumé is being received because the recruiters act skittish and I am wondering if it’s just me or the whole state of Florida? Can we schedule? "Jimmy, Happy Birthday my dear friend, I hope you are having a blast and I know that traditionally you don’t schedule clients on your birthday, but I am hoping you will make an exception for me because I just got back from the doctor, hit me back. "Jimmy, Happy Birthday, I forgot that you are a fellow Leo like me, listen, I cannot find my car keys anywhere.....Thoughts? Hints? Impressions? "Happy Birthday buddy, I know you’re not working today but my anxiety and loneliness is at a new level, honestly we have to get together ASAP anything available noonish today? Call, text or email asap. "Jimmy, I know that you’ve been working on me for attracting more women and I REALLY want to get with this new girl. I don’t think I told you that I found out her husband’s name is the same as mine and now she’s acting all cold towards me. Do you think that all the attractive good mojo stuff you’ve been sending my way went to the wrong Phillip? I know it’s like midnight but call me ASAP." Daily Affirmation: "Today I will remember that we have choices. That "No" can be a one word sentence. That other people are generally self-absorbed and that I can make the choice to buy into that as a belief and or as much as a choice that they have made. Today I will choose peace and quiet."   

From the Fish Box

"Good morning Jimmy, When I woke up early this morning my cat still hadn't come home. So I got dressed and went to go look for her. After 45-min and feeling into where she was, I stood at a spot quietly calling (as it still was really early) and suddenly she started meowing from somewhere and found her way to me. After a bit of saying hello, she led the way home. So, she's back and I'm happy ;) Thanks for the session and assistance yesterday. It helped a lot!" - Nicky

From Jimmy: Some of you may have read on Facebook that MY sweet black male cat "Kitty" has been missing for over a week.  If you can offer your prayers for his safe and quick return, we sure could use them!  🙏  It would be the best birthday present ever!!

Monthly LIVE Zoom Event

Next MySwitchWorks Live Zoom Event Wednesday August 26th 7:30-8pm ET August: Themes of Loss

Have you recently suffered a loss of work, a loved one in spirit, lost innocence, lost health, lost youth and vitality?

Let’s have this one be about what you feel you’ve lost and what you’d like to reclaim!  Gainful employment, peace, restored zest for life etc...  Send in your Top 3 to support@jimmymackhealing.com (please do not reply to the confirmation email)

Register Here for August - $22

LIVE Appearances - Free Healing

Thursday Sept. 23rd - The Global Gathering

with host Dipal Shah. The Gathering is an online spiritual event in which multiple healers, lightworkers, catalysts and spiritual teachers come together as ONE to support humanity by anchoring love, light, joy, wellness and optimism.    Join Us and Watch Online!   

The Jimmy Mack Healing Show

NEW VIDEO FORMAT! WATCH IT LIVE  TUESDAY'S at 4pm EDT / 1pm PDT Watch and Participate (via Comments) during the Live TV Show streamed on Goldylocks Productions YouTube Channel, Facebook Page and Periscope.   NOTE: You will need to log into your YouTube (Google) or Facebook accounts to comment. If you watch the Live show from any other location other than the 3 listed below, your comments will not be seen by the Show Host or Producer. https://www.facebook.com/GoldylocksProductions https://www.pscp.tv/Goldylocks168/follow Or watch all live and replays in the archives here: https://thejimmymackhealingshow.com/

Instructions for the VIEWERS: 1.    One reading/message per person. The first question posted will be answered, so please think about your question carefully before posting it.  2.    If you want a longer and more detailed message, please book an appointment with the Show Host.  3.    Spirit does come through and gives messages that can apply to many, not just the person asking the question. 4.    It is not required nor should be expected that every question or comment will be addressed by the Show Host. 5.    If you have any issues with the show host or show format, please contact the Show Producer... not the Show Host. 6.    Contact the Show Producer, Rev. Tiffany White Sage Woman via email: goldylocksproductions@hotmail.com Yesterday's Show - Watch the replay here! Special Guest Jeremy Riden  Divine Spark Ministries https://www.facebook.com/JeremyRiden/  UPCOMING GUESTS:

August 25th Rev Debbie | Our resident trans medium communications with your loved ones in spirit. Visit her Facebook page September 1st Psychic Joanne Leo | Numerology/astrology/angel cards reading from the heart www.psychicjoanneleo.com   September 8th Jeremy Riden | Cards and intuitive readings https://divinesparkministries.com/about-jeremy-riden   September 15th  Gosia Lorenz| Clearing negative entities and intuitive readings www.gosialorenz.com   September 22nd Ayla Murray | Tarot/Angel Cards and intuitive readings https://www.facebook.com/harmonicperspective/   September 29th Rev Debbie | Our resident trans medium communications with your loved ones in spirit. Visit her Facebook page  

Receive 24/7 Prayers from Jimmy

Nightly prayers include COVID-19. Each night we work on scrambling the frequency for everyone on the prayer list. Your name will be added to a special VIP Prayer list where Jimmy will use his intelligent computer software, src4you which runs 24/7, to delete the negative and increase the strength of the positive creating a higher probability of favorable outcomes for you.  

In addition, throughout the full 30-days, Jimmy will be dialing into your energetic signature each day upon rising and make certain that you are a clear yes, unclear to no and running forward before you start your day. He is doing the heavy lifting for you around 3am NY time while most of you are asleep in order to smooth out your way and increase your most favorable life outcomes.

The 30-day service is now being offered exclusively  and you also have the option of selecting an ongoing subscription ($95/month) which is managed through PayPal only.

Upon written email request, for each new order we offer a one-time email analysis via the intelligent healing software that Jimmy uses on your behalf.  Most clients have had amazing results and outcomes!

You can add yourself and those living in your immediate household and yes you can include pets! Merely include everyone’s names and Jimmy will add them to his daily prayers. *NOTE if the MDP Service was purchased via a special telesummit or radio show offer, prayers will be limited to BUYER ONLY - and will not include family members or pets.

You can run this monthly and stop at any time after the 30 days is up, you will have the opportunity to renew and update your list each month but are under no obligation. I believe you will experience magical transformations and make progress every day! 

Sign Up for 30-Days - $99

 Tampa Office Sessions

FRIDAY KODAWARI YOGA STUDIOS 

Friday sessions are back to being phone-only for folks that I usually see at Kodawari until further notice. You can book time with me in the shop and schedule online.   3965 Henderson Blvd Suite C Tampa ☎️ (813) 999-1874 http://www.kodawariyoga.com/

Go deep sea "fishing" with Jimmy!

Level 1 is open to ANYONE at anytime! Click here to watch the Mastery video playlist

The Certificate of Mastery Program includes 2 best-selling ebooks and 2 clearing audios plus written & video instructions, AND one-on-one time with Jimmy ALL for about the cost of a single 1-hr session! This online course is for anyone who is familiar with OR new to "fishing" and is ready to dive into the deep end & get results that are beyond the ordinary! It includes The Tackle Box & The Dowser's Handbook ebooks PLUS 2 MP3s "Clearing Dark Energies" & "Increasing Your Intuition" to help clear, strengthen and prepare your energy field for optimal “fishing” results. This is a work-at-your-own-pace curriculum that will TEACH & CLEAR you at the same time! In under 2wks you will be finished with the program and ready to fish on your own with greater results! Level II offers Practitioner Certification for those who qualify.

LEARN MORE HERE

**Can't See The Full Email? Click Here to View Online**

For those who aren't familiar, here's the list of the MyBeliefWorks™ audio library. 

Find a topic that addresses your issue(s), click on the link to read more. We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better. Don't forget... you can share these with you immediate friends and family.

Abundance Abuse Addiction Body Scan: Head to Toe COVID-19 Daily GPS Reset Dark Energies/Fears Decision Making Diet & Exercise Education & Learning Family & Relatives The Gold Coin Healing Physical Body Healing Mental Stress Holiday Stress

Increasing Intuition IRS & Tax Time Love & Romance Money Mindset Moving Forward Pain Relief Pet Healing Sales & Success Improving Sex Improving Sleep Traveling w/Ease Work & Career Weight Loss Windfall Youth & Vitality

TGIFunny

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Jimmy Mack | Appointments Skype: Jimmy.Mack55 Clearwater Florida USA Book a 15 minute session Book a 30 minute session Book a 60 minute session ​​​ Transformational Healing of Body, Mind​ & Spirit, People, Places, Pets & Situations!​ ​ Download the My Liquid Fish® Starter Kit (*Updated May 2019) Audio MP3 Downloads​ and books​ to improve your life! Get Certified in ​My Liquid Fish® Change Made Simple® Watch Free Videos on YouTube Weekly Radio Show Archives Shop for ​Supplements ​ http://www.jimmymackhealingshop.com www.jimmymackhealing.com Copyright ©1998-2020 All Rights Reserved  

-------------------------------------------------- TGIW newsletter managed by: Sandy Bidinger Digital Marketing Specialist at SMBeConnected Solutions www.smbeconnected.com  

Stay connected!

  Our mailing address is: Clearwater Florida 33756 USA

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TGIWednesday and party like it's MY birthday

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TGIWednesday News

Today is my birthday and yes, this is how I feel as my g'daughter Charlie represents another year has come and gone!  Where does it go?  I have a movie star client that always says, “The days are long but the years fly by!”  The ultimate lessons that I have learned over time are as my sweet momma always said, “I don’t do rush.” So slow it down a bit and don’t hurry up into anything or anyone!  Know that I appreciate you and every birthday. I am now making every effort to receive personal self-care, whether it’s a haircut/massage/reading or other.  And with all of my birthdays I like to treat others...  

So here you go in celebration of my birthday on August 19th we have activated a Special 19% off Discount on ALL Audio MP3 and eBooks in the shop for the next 19 hours!  You'll see the price adjustment after you Add To Cart and begin Checkout.  This deal will be gone in a FLASH so don't delay!  Go here now and have fun shopping!  (*sessions/prayers zoom videos and certification are NOT included - time runs out at 6pm ET/ 3pm PT on Thursday the 20th) Make it fun today and every day and know that I appreciate you and I plan on having my version of fun too!

Get Jimmy's Bday19 Discount Here!

TGIWednesday Download

~ CLEARING YOUR DAY AND EVERY DAY ~ I believe, think, know and feel that my day today is Clear. I know, when, where, how and why to release my day today from unclear.  I am ready, willing and able to have everything today in this very day, running forward with grace and ease and I am asking in all time lines and languages and so it is.

Fish Food 

The Daily Bread To Feed The Fish

AUGUST 19th- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Birthday Greetings from my Inbox: "Jimmy, Happy Birthday, listen my tooth is really bothering me and I have another dentist appointment tomorrow but I am hoping to get with you today to get rid of this pain and anxiety, so get me in on your first available, K?. "Happy Birthday, do you think my resumé is being received because the recruiters act skittish and I am wondering if it’s just me or the whole state of Florida? Can we schedule? "Jimmy, Happy Birthday my dear friend, I hope you are having a blast and I know that traditionally you don’t schedule clients on your birthday, but I am hoping you will make an exception for me because I just got back from the doctor, hit me back. "Jimmy, Happy Birthday, I forgot that you are a fellow Leo like me, listen, I cannot find my car keys anywhere.....Thoughts? Hints? Impressions? "Happy Birthday buddy, I know you’re not working today but my anxiety and loneliness is at a new level, honestly we have to get together ASAP anything available noonish today? Call, text or email asap. "Jimmy, I know that you’ve been working on me for attracting more women and I REALLY want to get with this new girl. I don’t think I told you that I found out her husband’s name is the same as mine and now she’s acting all cold towards me. Do you think that all the attractive good mojo stuff you’ve been sending my way went to the wrong Phillip? I know it’s like midnight but call me ASAP." Daily Affirmation: "Today I will remember that we have choices. That "No" can be a one word sentence. That other people are generally self-absorbed and that I can make the choice to buy into that as a belief and or as much as a choice that they have made. Today I will choose peace and quiet."   

From the Fish Box

"Good morning Jimmy, When I woke up early this morning my cat still hadn't come home. So I got dressed and went to go look for her. After 45-min and feeling into where she was, I stood at a spot quietly calling (as it still was really early) and suddenly she started meowing from somewhere and found her way to me. After a bit of saying hello, she led the way home. So, she's back and I'm happy ;) Thanks for the session and assistance yesterday. It helped a lot!" - Nicky

From Jimmy: Some of you may have read on Facebook that MY sweet black male cat "Kitty" has been missing for over a week.  If you can offer your prayers for his safe and quick return, we sure could use them!  🙏  It would be the best birthday present ever!!

Monthly LIVE Zoom Event

Next MySwitchWorks Live Zoom Event Wednesday August 26th 7:30-8pm ET August: Themes of Loss

Have you recently suffered a loss of work, a loved one in spirit, lost innocence, lost health, lost youth and vitality?

Let’s have this one be about what you feel you’ve lost and what you’d like to reclaim!  Gainful employment, peace, restored zest for life etc...  Send in your Top 3 to support@jimmymackhealing.com (please do not reply to the confirmation email)

Register Here for August - $22

LIVE Appearances - Free Healing

Thursday Sept. 23rd - The Global Gathering

with host Dipal Shah. The Gathering is an online spiritual event in which multiple healers, lightworkers, catalysts and spiritual teachers come together as ONE to support humanity by anchoring love, light, joy, wellness and optimism.    Join Us and Watch Online!   

The Jimmy Mack Healing Show

NEW VIDEO FORMAT! WATCH IT LIVE  TUESDAY'S at 4pm EDT / 1pm PDT Watch and Participate (via Comments) during the Live TV Show streamed on Goldylocks Productions YouTube Channel, Facebook Page and Periscope.   NOTE: You will need to log into your YouTube (Google) or Facebook accounts to comment. If you watch the Live show from any other location other than the 3 listed below, your comments will not be seen by the Show Host or Producer. https://www.facebook.com/GoldylocksProductions https://www.pscp.tv/Goldylocks168/follow Or watch all live and replays in the archives here: https://thejimmymackhealingshow.com/

Instructions for the VIEWERS: 1.    One reading/message per person. The first question posted will be answered, so please think about your question carefully before posting it.  2.    If you want a longer and more detailed message, please book an appointment with the Show Host.  3.    Spirit does come through and gives messages that can apply to many, not just the person asking the question. 4.    It is not required nor should be expected that every question or comment will be addressed by the Show Host. 5.    If you have any issues with the show host or show format, please contact the Show Producer... not the Show Host. 6.    Contact the Show Producer, Rev. Tiffany White Sage Woman via email: goldylocksproductions@hotmail.com Yesterday's Show - Watch the replay here! Special Guest Jeremy Riden  Divine Spark Ministries https://www.facebook.com/JeremyRiden/  UPCOMING GUESTS:

August 25th Rev Debbie | Our resident trans medium communications with your loved ones in spirit. Visit her Facebook page September 1st Psychic Joanne Leo | Numerology/astrology/angel cards reading from the heart www.psychicjoanneleo.com   September 8th Jeremy Riden | Cards and intuitive readings https://divinesparkministries.com/about-jeremy-riden   September 15th  Gosia Lorenz| Clearing negative entities and intuitive readings www.gosialorenz.com   September 22nd Ayla Murray | Tarot/Angel Cards and intuitive readings https://www.facebook.com/harmonicperspective/   September 29th Rev Debbie | Our resident trans medium communications with your loved ones in spirit. Visit her Facebook page  

Receive 24/7 Prayers from Jimmy

Nightly prayers include COVID-19. Each night we work on scrambling the frequency for everyone on the prayer list. Your name will be added to a special VIP Prayer list where Jimmy will use his intelligent computer software, src4you which runs 24/7, to delete the negative and increase the strength of the positive creating a higher probability of favorable outcomes for you.  

In addition, throughout the full 30-days, Jimmy will be dialing into your energetic signature each day upon rising and make certain that you are a clear yes, unclear to no and running forward before you start your day. He is doing the heavy lifting for you around 3am NY time while most of you are asleep in order to smooth out your way and increase your most favorable life outcomes.

The 30-day service is now being offered exclusively  and you also have the option of selecting an ongoing subscription ($95/month) which is managed through PayPal only.

Upon written email request, for each new order we offer a one-time email analysis via the intelligent healing software that Jimmy uses on your behalf.  Most clients have had amazing results and outcomes!

You can add yourself and those living in your immediate household and yes you can include pets! Merely include everyone’s names and Jimmy will add them to his daily prayers. *NOTE if the MDP Service was purchased via a special telesummit or radio show offer, prayers will be limited to BUYER ONLY - and will not include family members or pets.

You can run this monthly and stop at any time after the 30 days is up, you will have the opportunity to renew and update your list each month but are under no obligation. I believe you will experience magical transformations and make progress every day! 

Sign Up for 30-Days - $99

 Tampa Office Sessions

FRIDAY KODAWARI YOGA STUDIOS 

Friday sessions are back to being phone-only for folks that I usually see at Kodawari until further notice. You can book time with me in the shop and schedule online.   3965 Henderson Blvd Suite C Tampa ☎️ (813) 999-1874 http://www.kodawariyoga.com/

Go deep sea "fishing" with Jimmy!

Level 1 is open to ANYONE at anytime! Click here to watch the Mastery video playlist

The Certificate of Mastery Program includes 2 best-selling ebooks and 2 clearing audios plus written & video instructions, AND one-on-one time with Jimmy ALL for about the cost of a single 1-hr session! This online course is for anyone who is familiar with OR new to "fishing" and is ready to dive into the deep end & get results that are beyond the ordinary! It includes The Tackle Box & The Dowser's Handbook ebooks PLUS 2 MP3s "Clearing Dark Energies" & "Increasing Your Intuition" to help clear, strengthen and prepare your energy field for optimal “fishing” results. This is a work-at-your-own-pace curriculum that will TEACH & CLEAR you at the same time! In under 2wks you will be finished with the program and ready to fish on your own with greater results! Level II offers Practitioner Certification for those who qualify.

LEARN MORE HERE

**Can't See The Full Email? Click Here to View Online**

For those who aren't familiar, here's the list of the MyBeliefWorks™ audio library. 

Find a topic that addresses your issue(s), click on the link to read more. We had a lot of help downloading & channeling these over the years & they keep getting better. Don't forget... you can share these with you immediate friends and family.

Abundance Abuse Addiction Body Scan: Head to Toe COVID-19 Daily GPS Reset Dark Energies/Fears Decision Making Diet & Exercise Education & Learning Family & Relatives The Gold Coin Healing Physical Body Healing Mental Stress Holiday Stress

Increasing Intuition IRS & Tax Time Love & Romance Money Mindset Moving Forward Pain Relief Pet Healing Sales & Success Improving Sex Improving Sleep Traveling w/Ease Work & Career Weight Loss Windfall Youth & Vitality

TGIFunny

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Jimmy Mack | Appointments Skype: Jimmy.Mack55 Clearwater Florida USA Book a 15 minute session Book a 30 minute session Book a 60 minute session ​​​ Transformational Healing of Body, Mind​ & Spirit, People, Places, Pets & Situations!​ ​ Download the My Liquid Fish® Starter Kit (*Updated May 2019) Audio MP3 Downloads​ and books​ to improve your life! Get Certified in ​My Liquid Fish® Change Made Simple® Watch Free Videos on YouTube Weekly Radio Show Archives Shop for ​Supplements ​ http://www.jimmymackhealingshop.com www.jimmymackhealing.com Copyright ©1998-2020 All Rights Reserved  

-------------------------------------------------- TGIW newsletter managed by: Sandy Bidinger Digital Marketing Specialist at SMBeConnected Solutions www.smbeconnected.com  

Stay connected!

  Our mailing address is: Clearwater Florida 33756 USA