texanredrose
Texan Red Rose
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Yes, I am that knucklehead from FFN and AO3. I write for a number of fandoms but right now pretty heavily focused on RWBY. Toss me a Ko-Fi? Or Check out my Patreon! Feel free to drop by the ask box if you have a question. Also, just know that I am a proud member of the Shit Brigade, Overly Watched Dragons, and a ho. My sense of humor is the biggest thing about me.
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texanredrose · 2 days ago
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I can’t find it on tumblr and IT CHRISMAS GOD DAMMIT.
MERR CHRISMAS.
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texanredrose · 5 days ago
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Behold!!! My favorite little gays in my screen!!! Shamilass from the Lutualverse!!!
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Got my first commission from @violentbirds and I cannot recommend them enough! They were very patient and professional with me and made the whole process very straightforward.
The quality speaks for itself, but they were quick to make edits to make sure everything was perfect! I couldn’t be happier with the end result, I truly appreciate the hard work they put into this piece.
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texanredrose · 6 days ago
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This is the infuriating part! "I don't know how credit cards work-" so, you did just copy your buddies packet?
Don't get me wrong- yes, there are some definite gaps in the education system. But we literally have a class called "Dollars and Sense" about financial responsibility, the dangers of credit, and how loans work.
We also have a lot of kids who think they can learn everything they need to know from TikTok and don't think they need the class.
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texanredrose · 25 days ago
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texanredrose · 28 days ago
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Not you conveniently ignoring all the stuff that doesn’t fit into your (incorrect) ridiculous opinion.
Glad you’re taking psychic damage tho. 😘
i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them
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texanredrose · 28 days ago
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Mabu, how do you read a post about how the French can be surgically removed, and take away "oi oi, I can be removed like ze wart, but at least I have not a phobia!"
Also, that's *the* English! I'm not English, you trouble-making hedgehog!
i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them
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texanredrose · 29 days ago
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texanredrose · 1 month ago
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only 5 seconds
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texanredrose · 1 month ago
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“amab or afab” im alab experiment that went wrong
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texanredrose · 1 month ago
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Wi there be a continuation of the Lute/Vaggie/Charlie series? Not trying to rush or force any new writing, only curious!
Hi, yes, there will be- I was trying to keep it quiet in the hopes of making a swift recovery but trying to rush ended up tanking my mental and physical health. I had a 3rd stroke in October which derailed my mental processing and writing. I'm trying to claw my way back into writing but words and typing hard sometimes.
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texanredrose · 1 month ago
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CLUE!
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texanredrose · 2 months ago
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yo hey US people who sent in absentee ballots, they are tossing mail-in ballots for no reason. i just had to call my county board of elections and demand a cure for my ballot because north carolina didn't send out any notices of issues with ballots, and the issues are fake. if you voted by mail-in make sure your ballot was actually counted
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texanredrose · 2 months ago
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The complete Eschatron 9000 series.
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texanredrose · 2 months ago
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reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!
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texanredrose · 2 months ago
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Uhhhh...
Would you believe me if I said I was possessed by the Holy Spirit of the High Exorcist Milan? Booping is a sign of affection amongst cats and humans, you know.
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What in the Name of Heaven…
Explain yourself @texanredrose! -🦢
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texanredrose · 2 months ago
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I love getting "post without tags?" on my stupidest ever posts. oh my god sorry tumblr how could i forget. #dust mite #wet nurse
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texanredrose · 2 months ago
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i was actually born 9 months premature. they had to give me to a dust mite as a wet nurse.
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