#Gon just knowing his princess is sad

[killuaisaprincess]

Glitter Glue

As usual, Gon already knows what’s wrong.

He hums, and Killua pushes himself back, looking at Gon’s face.

Stubble…

He better shave…!

It is a handsome look on Gon…

B-but! It’s itchy when Gon sweeps him off his feet to kiss him…!

[steifel]

The Outsiders as dads because i think it will be cute

Sodapop:

-The type of dad to have princess tea party's with his kids

-for sure a girl dad

-he will not put his baby down no matter what (he properly got one of those baby carriers)

-teaches his daughters how to fight

-his kids are spoiled af he is quite literally in capepable of telling them no

-wants 12 kids....gets 3 (one set of twins though)

-he's the dad that you can go to about anything (some of the gangs kids even go to him with there problems because they know he won't judge)

Ponyboy:

-i feel like if pony had kids he would have them super young like 18 to 21

-truly has no clue what to do with a small child

-tries to play lego's with his infint and is sad when the kid cant play back

-he reads giant books to his kids before bed instead of those bord books

-his kids are little gremlens (just like him fr)

-always upset at his kids for doing shit he used to do (with his daughter its mainly braking cerfew and his son just talks back like crazy)

-he's always complaining to Darry about how his kids act.... Darry is just sitting there like this🙄🤦🏻‍♂

-had 2 kids a boy and a girl

Johhny:

-absolutely terrified to have kids he's scared to end up like his parents

-but his fear is gon the SECOND he holds that little baby and realises it has his eyes

-reads all of the parenting books (he just wants to be the best dad he can be)

-refuses to let his parents meet his baby the baby is way too perfect to be anywhere near that kind of abuse

-insanely over protective

-no sleepovers at other people's houses

-lo key won't let his kids hang out with Ponys kids he thinks they're a bad influence

-has one kid and is completely happy with that

Dally:

-surprisingly he's actually a pretty good dad

-him and his spawn are a menace to society though

-teaches his kids how to drive at 13

-i feel like he only has one kid as well

-i can see him as a single dad i image that it was an accidental pregnancy after a one night stand or something

-at first the gang kind of made him stick around but then his son (i hc him as a boy dad obv) grabbed onto Pony's hair and started pulling and would not let go. It was at that moment that dallas started to appreciate fatherhood

-fatherhood actually softens him just a little bit

-if you mention him going soft however he will punch you in the face

-he's that "my baby can do no wrong" type of dad

I have so many HCs of dally being a dad though so lmk if you want more

TwoBit:

-he is actually the best dad in the gang

-he doesn't take things to seriously but hes still really strong and supportive

-i feel like this man has an absurd number of children

-and they're all girls

-hosts sleepovers for all of the gangs kids (these are the only sleepovers Johnny lets his kid go to)

Darry:

-takes him a while to warm up to the idea of having kids

-i mean he practically became a dad to two teenagers overnight at 20

-i feel like he would be a good dad though

-the kind if dad to take his kids to work

-he has 2 kids btw

-i feel like he's an anxious dad... After everything he's been through /lost he's terrified to lose them

-definitely the kind of guy to get up in the middle of the night to do feeds

-will wait up for his kids if they're out late

-lord help them if they break curfew

Steve:

-like Johnny he was scared to have kids because of what his dad was like

-i feel like it took him longer than it took Johnny to get over that fear though

-it took a lot of reassurance from the gang/his partner for him to believe that he was a good parent

-he has 1 boy

-once his son shows an interest in cars thats when he starts to believe that he might be a good father

-takes his kid go drag races and auto shows

[attackurheart88]

hiii. Could I request some headcanons for Hisoka? Sfw/fluff. The reader is a child (killua and gon's age, and travels with them) and somehow got attached to him. Even though gon and killua find him super creepy and don't trust him, y/n doesn't find him off-putting at all and wants to hang out with him. Like at heavens arena, instead of being disgusted at his little show he put on, she was amazed he could do such things. Reader doesn't have a dad so he kind of takes that role in her eyes. She thinks he's really cool and follows him around when he's in the area. Reader is also training as an assassin (not quite as good as killua though) so she doesn't find his desire for killing scary. I just want some cute hc's between hisoka and his little admirer :)) it's okay if you don't feel comfortable writing this though. Thank you anyway!

“Are you a magician?”

Hisoka looked down in the direction from which the small voice came. It was a child who couldn't be more than thirteen years old. The same child who was staring at him for the last 2 hours.

Their eyes were wide and sparkled with anticipation.

“Not exactly, but I suppose I can do a bit of magic~” Hisoka smiled seeing your expression light up.

“Can you do a trick?!” You were bouncing up and down excitedly. You truly were a kid. Hisoka wondered how someone like you wound up taking the ex-

Someone bumped into Hisoka’s shoulder and kept moving. Interrupting his train of thought.

“Child you wanted to see a trick yes? As you wish~”

Within a few moments, the man who bumped into Hisoka, arms evaporated into flower petals. Immediately everyone backed away leaving just you Hisoka and the rude man on the floor.

Hisoka observed the look of fear and hatred on everyone’s face. Surely by now, even the child would stare at me the same way.

But he was wrong.

“That's so cool!” You were even more happy than before. Hisoka stared at you in disbelief but that look quickly turned to amusement. You were going to be a fun new toy for him to play with.

“I wanna do that too!” you whined tugging on his arm.

Hisoka bent down till he was able to make eye contact with you.

“You seem like a good kid. What's your name?”

“Y/n.”

“Y/n huh. You can call me Hisoka. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.”

__________

- For the rest of the exam you were glued to Hisoka’s side

- While others were running like crazy to catch up with the examinator you were riding his back

- Getting lost in the forest? Not a problem when Hisoka knows the way

- Need help finding your target? Hisoka already killed them.

- It wasn't until the end of the exam when you and Gon had to go help Killua that you left his side.

- The dynamic between you two would slowly grow into a father-and-daughter relationship.

Headcanons:

- Hisoka is the kind of guy who buys you ice cream after a long day of training

- Hisoka is the kind of guy to take pictures of everything you do

- Hisoka feels calmer going to sleep knowing you’re safe next to him

- Hisoka loves to make you laugh by doing tricks and tickling you

- Hisoka is the kind of guy to dress himself up in Princess outfits to make you smile

- When you are sad you have Hisoka wrapped around your finger.

- He does anything to make you feel better

- Becoming known as Hisoka’s child is both a blessing and a curse

- On one hand, everyone is afraid of you or wants to get on your good side

- On the other, those with a grudge against Hisoka would come to you

- Thankfully Hisoka is there to keep you out of harm

- Sometimes

- Despite his affection for you

- Hisoka won't hesitate to leave you stranded somewhere or beat you to a pulp to turn you into a “ripe fruit”

- When you do something wrong Hisoka would make you sit in a corner and eat your favorite dessert right in front of you

- Being Hisoka’s “child” means watching him do stupid things

- Like robbing a bank

- Killing sprees

- Singing off key

- Rizzing Illumi

- And giving weird looks to your friends. (gon and killua)

- When Hisoka has somewhere to be he likes to drop you off with Illumi or the Phantom troupe

- So they eventually become your aunts and uncles

- Your life with him is fun and chaotic

- You grow to depend on him for help, guidance, and attention

- And Hisoka learns to care for someone other than himself

-In the end, it's a win-win

[yeoosaangg]

៹ RIDE || KINKTOBER ─ DAY 1

➛ PAIRING:: KIM HONGJOONG × FEM!READER

➛ NOW PLAYING:: RIDE — SOMO

⤷ ❝I'M GON' TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY. I'LL BE GENTLE, DON'T YOU SCREAM.❞

➛ GENRE:: ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP, IDOL!AU, SMUT

➛ WARNINGS:: VIRGINITY LOSS, BITING, CORRUPTION KINK, DADDY KINK, FINGERING, HAIR PULLING, MARKING, MULTIPLE ORGASMS, OVERSTIMULATION, PENETRATION, PRAISE, SLIGHT DEGRADATION

── ⋆ ⋆ ── 𔘓 ── ⋆ ⋆ ──

It's been two months since you last saw your boyfriend.

When you started dating, you understood the implications of such a relationship — the many lonely nights away from each other — but this was just too much.

Insecurities started to settle in as he stopped answering your phone calls and messages; looking at online comments didn't help you either.

「joong's been fucking, hasn't he?」

「why ateez are getting bitches: a thread」

「and when i give hongjoong that double twist, gawk gawk 3000? THEN WHAT??」

These types of comments usually made you laugh, but you can't help but feel a knot in your stomach looking at them now.

What if Hongjoong is tired of waiting for you to be intimate with him? What if he's secretly sleeping with women behind your back?

That'd explain his lack of communication, right?

Maybe if you were ready to take that next step, he wouldn't leave you.

So you find yourself stripping out of your clothes, only staying in your underwear. You grab one of Hongjoong's hoodies and slip it on.

You inhale his scent, pressing your thighs together in anticipation. You've never actually done this before either, so it's a bit exciting.

You settle yourself in the middle of your shared bed and open your legs wide. Your hand slips into the white fabric of your thong, middle finger rubbing your clit.

You arch your back, head against the pillow at the euphoric feeling crawling up your skin.

You whimper your boyfriend's name, pumping one finger inside your dripping cunt. You add another, increasing your pleasure.

Y/N: Fuck. Hongjoong, please.

You add a third finger, feeling stuffed.

It feels so good, you don't hear the front door opening.

You use your thumb to stimulate your clit while pumping harshly into your wet pussy.

Y/N: Gonna come!

Hongjoong's name slips past your lips several times, your breathing erratic from your orgasm.

You lay back, your legs slightly shaking. That was the first time you've ever came, and it felt liberating.

HONGJOONG: What a beautiful surprise you had waiting for me, princess.

You sit up so fast and stare at your boyfriend with wide eyes and flushed cheeks.

Y/N: B-Baby? What are you doing here?

HONGJOONG: Our tour ended yesterday. Just got back an hour ago.

Y/N: Oh! Welcome home, baby.

You get up and hug him tightly. You hide in his neck in hopes that he’ll forget about what he just walked in on. But in truth, he’ll never be able to forget such a beautiful sight.

His hands cupped your ass cheeks and lifted you up. Your legs automatically wrapped around his waist, cock print pressed against your heat.

HONGJOONG: Look at you trying to play innocent when you were nothing but Daddy's greedy little whore just a second ago.

You whine while unconsciously grinding down on his growing bulge. The feeling has you gasping, pressing your forehead against his.

Y/N: Missed you so much. Felt sad.

He frowns, sitting against the headboard while you straddle his lap.

HONGJOONG: Why were you sad, precious?

Y/N: You were ignoring me. Got insecure and started overthinking.

HONGJOONG: Oh, baby, I'm so sorry. I never meant to neglect you on purpose. I just wanted to surprise you.

His left hand massages your ass while the other caresses your lower back. He pulls you flush against his chest knowing the close proximity was reassuring you.

Y/N: Please touch me.

He smiles while leaving chaste kisses on your face.

HONGJOONG: I already am, beautiful.

You whine, too shy to say what you want out loud. You hide in his neck again and feel him chuckle against the crown of your head.

Y/N: I want you to touch me, sexually.

Oh?

Hongjoong grips your hips tight when you start moving against his crotch. He needs to be one-hundred percent sure you're ready for this.

HONGJOONG: Princess, I need you to tell me exactly what you want. I don't want you to push yourself beyond your comfort zone, especially not at my expense.

Y/N: I want you to take my virginity. I'm ready, and I trust you with my life. So, please fuck me.

The sound of your whiny voice almost has him coming untouched. You sound so beautiful to him.

He wants to ruin you.

HONGJOONG: As you wish, princess.

He guides your hips to grind against him as he devours your lips. You gasp and moan into his mouth, surprised by how aggressive and eager he instantly got.

You love it.

He trails his kisses down your neck and watches the hickeys form against your skin. He moans at the sight, admiring his artwork.

HONGJOONG: Turn around for me, baby.

You do as you're told and lay back against his chest. He slides his hand into your underwear, making you roll your eyes into the back of your head when his finger slides into you with ease.

HONGJOONG: You missed me this much? I can practically feel how much your cunt is throbbing for me.

Y/N: Yes! Missed you so much! Please give me more.

And who is he to deny you?

He adds two more fingers, making you choke on your moan.

HONGJOONG: Fuck, baby. You're so tight. I wonder if you'll even be able to take my cock.

Y/N: Can I- Oh God, can I come?

HONGJOONG: Go ahead, angel. Come for me.

You feel your orgasm wash over you while his fingers still pump into you at a rapid pace.

Y/N: Too much!

HONGJOONG: You can take it, love. Need you absolutely soaking before I slide into your needy cunt. Isn’t that what you wanted? For Daddy to fill you up?

Your legs shake as your third orgasm hits. You scream out his name in desperation. You want him inside you so fucking bad, it aches.

He pushes you forward, turning you on your back. He discards your thong, leaving you in just his hoodie.

HONGJOONG: You look so adorably fuckable like this — messy hair and swollen lips — gonna fuck you while you wear my hoodie, baby.

He lines his cock to your entrance and slowly pushes inside your gummy walls. You whimper, feeling a tight pressure in between your legs.

HONGJOONG: You're taking me so well, baby. My good girl.

You bite your lips to keep your noises at bay. You don't want your neighbors to file a noise complaint, now do you?

Hongjoong paints your face with light kisses while letting you adjust to his size. He starts leaving more love bites down your neck and collarbone.

Y/N: Move, please.

He slides out and slams back into you at your request.

Y/N: Fuck!

He starts with slow but deep strokes. Every inch of his cock stretches your tight pussy, eliciting moans from the both of you.

HONGJOONG: You feel so good, baby. Look at your pussy, so inviting despite how big my cock is. Should Daddy go faster?

Y/N: Yes! Oh God, yes! Please go faster!

He starts pounding into you, his tongue exploring every inch of your mouth as your pussy squeezes around his cock.

Drool slides down your face, but you don't care. You’d let him do whatever he wants as long as his cock continues to fuck you dumb.

His lips trail down to your neck again, but instead of leaving more hickeys, he starts bite into your flesh.

Y/N: Hongjoong! So fucking good.

He licks over his teeth marks and smirks against your skin.

HONGJOONG: Such a good girl. Letting me mark you, baby. Now everyone’s gonna know how much of a slut you are for me.

He sits back on his knees and pushes your legs to your chest, turning you around. The new position has Hongjoong fucking you deeper than you thought possible.

Your face is buried in the pillow while his fingers lace through your hair. He pulls your head back, using your hair to rock you against his cock.

HONGJOONG: Baby, you're doing so good. Making me feel good. My perfect little fucktoy.

Y/N: Gonna come.

HONGJOONG: Hold it, baby. Let me watch your swollen cunt swallow my cock. So perfect for me, and only me.

His free hand slips under the hoodie to fondle your breasts, making you cry in pleasure. You don't know if you can hold it any longer.

HONGJOONG: Come for me in five…

He moves his hand down to rub circles into your clit. You scream, wanting to release already.

HONGJOONG: Four... Three…

Y/N: Please. Oh, fuck!

He slaps your clit, making you jerk back into him. The movement only added to your desperation.

HONGJOONG: Two... One. Come for me, princess.

You scream, clawing at the sheets as your orgasm hits you harder this time.

You try to catch your breath, but your boyfriend continues fucking you into overstimulation. You proceed to drool on the sheets, feeling his thrusts get sloppy.

He pulls out and pumps his cock until he comes all over your lower back.

Both of your heavy breaths can be heard in the room while he climbs off the bed and heads for the bathroom. He comes back and gives you a fond smile.

Y/N: Where did you go?

HONGJOONG: Just went to get a bath started, baby. I'm not leaving you.

Y/N: Oh, okay.

He gently scoops you in his arms, walks into the bathroom, and sits you down on the cold sink. You whine at the feeling, earning lots of kisses.

HONGJOONG: Sorry, love. Was I too rough?

Y/N: I'm a little sore, but you were perfect. I'm glad my first time was with you.

HONGJOONG: Thank you for trusting me with something as precious as your virginity. I love you.

Y/N: I love you more.

HONGJOONG: Impossible.

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➠ a/n: the things i'd let this man do to me... remember everyone: delulu is the solulu! lmao, thanks for reading ‹����

[curtsycream]

I saw that u write for kiribakudeku x reader and I have a idea

Cg kiribakudeku x little reader in a young headspace where she uses paci and loves her paci bc it makes her happy so when she sees one of her cgs sad she crawls in their lap and put her paci on their mouth and when another cg ask why she does it and she is like "mwakes me happwy so daddy happwy" and there are like "it's very sweet of you but its ur paci and daddy dont uses pacis" 💕💕💕💗💗😻🥺💖

What Makes Them Happy

KiriBakuDeku x Little!Reader

Tried to be fair and focus more on Deku and Kiri since I know the last one was Baku centric. I’m trying to even out the dynamic since I’m working with three very different personalities. Hope you like it though <333

If there was one thing she kept closer than her boyfriends it was her pacifier. Anytime she get anxious, alone, or worried she would simply pace it in her mouth. Having it nearby always made her happy but what made her happier was sharing it with her caregivers.

Tuesdays were always slow due to Kirishima being free and not having hero work to do. It just so happened that today was a slow and sad day for Kirishima as he sat on their shared bed with his head in his hands. That was until she made her way into the room her pacifier hanging out of the side of her mouth as she grins.

Upon seeing Kirishima’s upset form she frowns making her way onto the bed and then into his lap. Even in her headspace she showed she cared as she pressed kisses to the backs of his hands.

Kirishima noticed her attempts as he removed his hands from his face with a half smile. That didn’t seem to appease her as she pressed her pacifier to his lips. “Gon be okay, promise,” she said.

Kirishima let out a laugh as he opens his mouth the speak just as she puts the pacifier in his mouth. His eyes bright with amusement as he removes it from his mouth, ���thank you, Princess. But I’m fine I don’t need your paci..it’s for you.”

When he tries to give it back she shakes her head, “don’t be sad.”

His eyebrows furrowed as his look softened, “you’re too good for me.”

She shakes her head putting her pacifier in her own mouth.

“You can’t deny the truth, that’s not how it works,” he chuckled at her antics. Though he couldn’t be upset anymore as the attempt left him unable to think much about why he was upset to begin with.

Later that night when Izuku was giving her a bath she still had her pacifier in her mouth. Her attention on her bath toys when she heard him hiss in pain. Looking up she frowned noticing he slammed his finger in one of the sink drawers.

She watched his face morph into a look of pain as she took her pacifier out of her mouth. She held it out to him, “here!” She called out grabbing his attention as he smiled.

“I’m okay baby, I’m fine…I promise!”

His reassurance only made her shrug as she put it back into her mouth. Her attention back on her rubber duck as she glances at him from time to time. Izuku caught on to her look a she smiled, “why do you do that? Try and give us your paci?” He asked the question that had been on his mind for months now.

“Makes me happy…wanna make you happy too, daddy.”

“You’re so sweet pretty baby, but daddies don’t need pacis. Daddies have pretty babies like you for that.”

Deep down they all felt that way, no matter how sad or angry they were. She always made them happy, she’s what makes them happy.

[dollyfl1rt]

warnings: 18+ mdni, smut, corruption kink

for the first time ever..you were restless. your boyfriend was away on a supply run with his best friend.

you sat lonesome at home drinking.

eventually he and rick made it back. “who the hell is that?” you asked looking down at the resting man in the cellar that laid on the floor, “jesus..that what he calls himself” rick spoke placing down a cup of water.

“and he’s here why?” flew from your mouth “i ain’ wan’ leave ‘em” daryl spoke “why? any other time you would’ve left literally anyone”

“he ain’ try to hurt me…ever, so i wasn’t gon’ let rick leave ‘em. think i shouldn’t have?” he questioned growing more irritated with how you acted as if he just had someone murder you.

“thats exactly what i think” you snapped crossing your arms “‘t sonovabitch coulda killed me ‘nd rick but he didn’t, i ain’ saying i owe him anythin’ but im not gon’ kill ‘em”

he was really grinding your gears right now.

“baby look..we don’t know shit about this guy, okay? he could wake up and kill all of us for all i know so-“ you started before he interrupted “look princess, i get it you don’t want him here, but he is. thats final”

if you were being honest, it turned you on seeing him getting pissed at you.

“whatever daryl” that felt like you had cussed him out or told him to kill him self, so he treated you as if you had done such.

“okay shit, im sorry!” you cried holding him close to you, literally feeling him in you “nuh uh pretty girl, don’t go ‘pologizing now..you wasn’t feeling all sad ‘nd shit when ya called me ‘daryl’”

was that not his name?

“thats your name” you told knowing what he was about to say “that ain’ what tha’ hell you call me” he grunted rolling your nipple around in between his fingers as he laid you down on the bed.

you would’ve sworn he had changed something or something..but no. he just wanted to see the mess you were.

he put your leg on his shoulder giving him more access to your cunt. daryl placed his hand on your lower abdomen pushing down the tiniest bit.

this only caused him to laugh as he seen you squirm.

“does ‘daryl’ feel good right here, mama?” he teased considering you called him by his name which you haven’t done in ages. “im sorry baby i was just a little upset” you pleaded knowing he wouldn’t let you cum until he felt like you “learned your lesson”.

whatever the hell that meant.

“i know mama, i know” daryl moaned hitting your sweet spot , “oh fuck” you shouted earning a laugh from him.

you shortly started becoming less and less in touch with reality so he bent down to let you hold onto him “im sorry baby”

he laughed shortly after releasing in you “i jus’ needed ‘t see you all pretty and ruined by me”

asshole.

[i-heart-hxh]

I agree about Gon's and Killua's devotion for each other being completely mutual, imo the only reason why we don't see Gon being protective towards Killua as much as Killua is protective of Gon is because Togashi wrote Killua as the one who thinks things through and doesn't jump into danger like Gon does, but Gon has been protective of Killua in canon, I mean, to me the whole Zoldyck family arc feels like the classic tale of the brave knight rescuing the princess from the castle with an angry dragon inside. About that same topic, do you think Gon would feel guilty if he realizes how little he thought about Killua's or anyone else's wellbeing during the CAA? I mean there is no way he could've known about Netero's bomb and the other royal guards getting poisoned, realistically, Killua and everybody else would've died after running out of aura fighting against Youpi and Pouf, but Gon only thought about killing Pitou, and not about what would happen afterwards.

I agree! The personalities and roles of the two make it so there are less opportunities for us to see Gon being protective towards Killua, though he certainly is on several occasions (and when he is, he's all in about it). Killua was absolutely the "damsel in distress" (so to speak) in the Zoldyck arc, and I love how intense Gon's desire to get him back at all costs was during that arc!

There are a number of other instances of Gon being protective of Killua as well--such as the scene where they're captured by the Phantom Troupe and Killua plans to sacrifice himself, when Killua gets Trace used on him in early Greed Island and Gon keeps expressing his concern about it over and over again, and during the dodgeball game Gon becomes absolutely furious that Killua could have been killed if he had dodged the other way, and this is a big source of his motivation to crush Razor at all costs. That's just a few scenes off the top of my head, I'm sure there are more.

I'd argue even Gon leaving Killua out of his revenge against Pitou is a form of protectiveness of Killua (though that's not the only reason, it's also partly Gon's guilt complex and obsession with taking on everything himself to prove his worth), after all Gon said it's okay for him to die, but not okay for Killua to die.

I think now that Gon is back at Whale Island, his task is going to be a lot of contemplation about what happened and, gradually, healing and changing so something similar doesn't happen in the future. I feel he has plenty of guilt and sadness over how he treated Killua/how little he considered Killua in particular to work through, especially because we already know from canon that he feels bad about it, and whatever apology happened between them wasn't sufficient to work through that. I'm sure Killua separating from him was terribly painful for him, and it'll lead to plenty of reflection for him...

As for everyone else being in danger during the palace invasion, I think he saw it as simply sticking to his assignment, and he certainly didn't have the ability to think that over more deeply at the time. It was a do-or-die kind of mission so the focus was necessary, and I don't think he was responsible for the others particularly--the larger issue is that so much responsibility was put on a traumatized kid.

But yes, nonetheless I do think he has a lot of thinking to do about the consequences of him forging ahead without regard for his own safety and that of others.

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

Chapter 1 Takeaways from F&B:

One-gon was boring as hell & super cringe & Rhaenys was probably happy every time he was with Visenya instead of her bc I know that man had the lamest stroke game. Visenya, likewise, really appreciated that he preferred Rhaenys. So overall, no one but him was having a good time (assuming he was capable of that, bc he sounds like a sad sack). Weakest link in the incest polycule. Absolutely milquetoast man. -3/10, good for Rhaenys for fucking those bards. If HBO didn't scrap the Conquerors show I hope they make him the saddest, gothest boy who I can make fun of. Make that man Worse Hamlet (Bolognalet, if you will).

Aegon's landing is the Westerosi origin of the "and everybody clapped" joke within the universe of asoiaf. The maesters had to work so hard to make that man look like a cool gigachad & the whole trio look wanted. Stop calling him "Aegon the Dragon," they all had dragons & his sisters were way cooler about that! Stop saying everyone tried to marry into his crusty family, I know the Westerosi Lords had better standards for their kids!

The Conquerors sucked so much that they literally only won because they had sentient nukes. Absolutely hilarious. An act of the gods had been required to take out my Belligerence King Argilliac.

I am still obsessed with Argella Durrandon. I have nothing but respect for my Storm Queen, & her soldiers can choke.

I'm never going to stop finding the conquest sad. Three entire noble lineages got completely destroyed (I can't say I'm crying over Harren Hoare, but it's still tragic in a way) so that everyone else could just...give up. That's what it reads as: everyone else (save Meria Martell) giving up so they wouldn't get barbecued & risk the lives of their people. It's really, really sad that Lame-o Aegon 1 decided he was the solution to a problem he didn't want to tell anyone else about, & decided to just conquer a whole continent about it. #SeparateTheKingdomsAgain

Stan Meria Martell. Not only because she was an absolute icon & kept her kingdom unconquered, but because she didn't cringe out of her skin/probably kept a semi-straight face when Rhaenys threatened her. What a queen princess ❤️

The only Maester Conspiacy™ going on, is the one to kiss Targ ass & try to make all their cringefail kings look cooler than they are in order to keep from getting killed & having the whole order dismantled by one (1) butthurt Valyrian who's upset his grandpa didn't get called the right title or have the correct amount of smoke blown up his ass.

[nekoma-not-lee]

TickleTober 2024 Masterlist

Here’s a new masterlist! And yes, once again I will be adding my self insert into a few of them bc I can’t resist. Also these are spoiler-free until you click the links that will be added eventually. On fandoms I’ve gotten through so far, there will be spoilers, but I will usually mark them as spoilers when I finish them and know for sure. So be careful to avoid spoilers (unless you don’t care)!

1. Anticipation

Honkai: Star Rail - ler!Caelus, lee!Dan Heng

Caelus was in a lee mood and was giving hints about it to Dan Heng. When Dan Heng finally get’s fed up, Caelus is surprised to find he won’t get what he wants so easily.

2. Chase

Genshin Impact - ler!Kinich, lee!Neko

After Neko finally got Kinich to join their party, they were in high spirits. But then they remembered the rules…and bolted. How will this game of chase end, I wonder?

3. Prank

Hunter x Hunter - ler!Gon, lee!Killua

Killua pranks Gon, chaos ensues!

4. Hide and Seek

Assassination Classroom - ler!Karma, lee!Nagisa

Nagisa wanted to see if he could beat Karma in a game of hide and seek. Let’s just say…he definitely lost.

5. Boo!

Ogus’s Laws - ler!Su Yuan, lee!Fu Yu

Su Yuan tried to scare Fu Yu by tasing his sides. Let’s just say that more than just a loud shriek left his mouth after that.

6. Cuddles

Vengeful Weapon, Tears of Poison - ler!Amelia, lee!Noam

Amelia and Noam are cuddling and then when Amelia’s hand brushes Noam’s side by accident, she finds out something new about him.

7. Fidget

Blue Exorcist - ler!Yukio, lee!Rin

Rin won’t sit still, so Yukio tickles him to expel his energy.

8. Nuzzles

Delicious in Dungeon - ler!Marcille, lee!Falin

This one is based on an image I found! Falin has a soft and warm tummy with feathers, so of course Marcille can’t help but bury her face in it.

9. Wake Up!

The Beastly Count After Dark - ler!Violetta, lee!Theobald

Theobald is refusing to wake up, so Violetta has resorted to…“drastic measures”.

10. Spidering

Your Turn To Die - ler!Sara, lee!Ranmaru

Ranmaru wasn’t paying attention to what Sara was telling him, something about Joe and Ryoko. So Sara tickles him to get his attention.

11. Hug

Genshin Impact - ler!Neko, lee!Ei

Neko is happy that Ei finally came home to join their team, but remembers the rules mid-hug and chaos ensues.

12. Mischief

Genshin Impact - ler!Aether, lee!Kinich

Aether finds out Kinich is ticklish, chaos ensues.

13. Win

This World Is Mine - ler!Charlize, lee!Wooyeon

As Charlize’s reward for winning a bet with Wooyeon, she tickles her.

14. Lose

Maria the Telepathic Animal Healer - ler!Maria, lee!Eins (minor ler!Glick)

Eins (surprisingly) started a tickle fight with Maria, and let’s just say he’s definitely lost this fight.

15. “Are You Ticklish?”

Demon Slayer - ler!Tanjiro, lee!Muichiro

Tanjiro get’s curious if Muichiro’s ticklish, and when he finds out the answer, let’s just say he’s more than pleased.

16. Cackle

Your Turn To Die - ler!Keiji, lee!Sou

Keiji finds out Sou’s ticklish, and let’s just say Sou’s laughter is absolutely adorable.

17. Raspberries

The Little Princess and Her Monster Prince - ler!Anthea, lee!Blake

Anthea wanted to cheer Blake up since he was sad, so wholesome tickles ensue.

18. Tickle Fight

I Woke Up As a Notorious Troublemaker! - switch!Christina, switch!Rufus

Siblings normally have tickle fights, right? So it made sense for these two, who weren’t fully related, to have one…right?

19. Secret

Obey the Flower - ler!Floria, lee!Cartel

Floria finds out Cartel is secretly ticklish and exploits this “weakness”.

20. Tease

Genshin Impact - ler!Neko, lee!Kaveh

Neko got a little angy that Kaveh refused to join their team. Come on! Their fashion sense is amazing! So they decided to wreck Kaveh…but not like he’s used to it from Alhaitham.

21. Costume

Omori - ler!Mari, lee!Sunny

Mari finds Sunny’s costume adorable, and can’t help but tickle the little guy!

22. Role Reversal

Witch’s Heart - switch!Ashe, switch!Noel

Ashe started it, and let’s just say Noel more than finished it.

23. Sweet

Genshin Impact - ler!Kaveh, lee!Alhaitham

Alhaitham keeps eating all the sweets, and Kaveh is less than pleased.

24. Joke

Genshin Impact - ler!Aether, lee!Lyney

Lyney tells a joke to Aether, Aether has one up his sleeve as well.

25. New Discovery

Baldur’s Gate 3 - ler!Shadowheart, lee!Draconis

Shadowheart didn’t know their partner was ticklish…or that Dragonborn could be ticklish like other races, so she clearly had to thoroughly explore this discovery.

26. Ticklish Kiss

Watch Out for the Dream Demon - ler!Yi Kui, lee!Lin You

Yi Kui tries to give Lin You a kiss on the neck, and finds out he’s super ticklish. He never knew humans could be so sensitive.

27. Non-Human Parts

Voltron- ler!Keith, lee!Neko

As soon as Keith discovered Neko was part Galra, he’d always wondered how their galran ears would feel. Today he found out, and let’s just say those fluffy kitty ears were more than just sensitive.

28. Spooked

Duchess’s Lo-Fi Coffeehouse - ler!Loanna, lee!Hartwin

Loanna accidentally scared Hartwin when going to his napping spot. So to calm him down, she tickles him!

29. Magic

Cultivator x Contract Spirit - ler!Tong Xi, lee!Zhi Yi

Tong Xi thinks he accidentally hurt Zhi Yi with one of his electricity attacks, but found out it just tickled…and of course he exploits it.

30. Trick-or-Treat

Your Turn To Die - ler!Kugie, ler!Kanna, lee!Sou

Sou is not pleased in being dragged along for trick-or-treating, Kanna and Kugie change his mind.

31. Aftercare

Your Turn To Die - ler!Reko, lee!Nao

Reko wrecks Nao pretty good, but now we get to see the lesbians cuddle afterwards.

[roseaesynstylae]

Heir to the Empire: Chapter 2

"'Luke?'

The voice came softly but insistently. Pausing amid the familiar landscape of Tatooine -- familiar but oddly distorted -- Luke Skywalker turned to look."

Something about the way this chapter begins sticks with me. Opening a story with a dream is cliche, but it works in this context, Obi-Wan reaching out for the last time to bid Luke farewell.

"'I've come to say good-bye, Luke.'

The landscape seemed to tremble; and abruptly, a small part of Luke's mind remember that he was asleep. Asleep in his suite in the Imperial Palace, and dreaming of Ben Kenobi.

'No, I'm not a dream," Ben assured him, answering Luke's unspoken thought. 'But the distances separating us have become too great for me to appear to you in any other way. Now, even this last path is being closed to me.'

'No,' Luke heard himself say. 'You can't leave us, Ben. We need you.'"

This scene has always been bittersweet, but after the release of the prequels and spinoffs and all stories we've gotten with Obi-Wan, it's even more so. We've had all this detail on his life and now he's gone. Luke will never hear about Siri Tachi or Ahsoka or how he said "Hello there" to General Grievous. He won't know about Qui-Gon Jinn and all the adventures they had. I know the point is that Luke doesn't know any of these things, that he's basically winging it with the minimal training he got from Obi-Wan and Yoda, but it's still depressing. With all the expanded universe content, we know all of what was lost with the Empire's rise.

"Then I am alone, he told himself. I am the last of the Jedi.

He seemed to hear Ben's voice, faint and and indistinct, as if from a great distance. 'Not the last of the old Jedi, Luke. The first of the new."

I know that this was published decades before The Last Jedi was a twinkle in Rian Johnson's eye, but this is still a little distracting with hindsight.

My personal interpretation of Obi-Wan's final words is that, with so much lost, the Jedi Order Luke will build will be very different. It will try to follow the same principles, but it will take a different shape. Which it did.

"First Uncle Ben and Aunt Beru had been murdered; then Darth Vader, his real father, had sacrificed his own life for Luke's; and now even Ben Kenobi's spirit had been taken away.

For the third time, he'd been orphaned."

Luke doesn't know about Padmé at this point, but it just adds another layer of sadness. He can't even add her name to the list of parents he's lost because she's a cipher to him. He knows he has a biological mother, obviously, but it isn't like he has time to search for her. Later books in Legends make it clear that he had no clue that she was dead and tried to find her, which obviously didn't work out. The prequels just keep adding sadness to everything that was written before they came out.

"But for Leia, just over three months pregnant, to be spending the bulk of her time here...

[...] The really maddening part of it was that he couldn't sense any such concentration of evil in the Palace. The Council had made a point of asking him about that, in fact, when they'd first considered moving to the Imperial City. He'd had to grit his teeth and tell them that, no, there seemed to be no residual effects of the Emperor's stay.

But just because he couldn't sense it didn't necessarily mean that it wasn't there."

Knowing what ended up happening to Jacen, Luke's concerns seem quite justified, retroactively.

"Awakened in the middle of the night, dressed in an old robe with her hair in total disarray, Winter still looked more regal than Leia herself could manage on her best days. She'd lost track of the times when, as children together on Alderaan, some visitor to the Viceroy's court had automatically assumed that Winter was, in fact, the Princess Leia.

Winter had probably not lost track, of course. Anyone who could remember whole conversations verbatim should certainly be able to reconstruct the number of times she'd been mistaken for a royal princess.

Leia had often wondered what the rest of the Provisional Council members would think if they knew that the silent assistant sitting beside her at official meetings or standing beside her at unofficial corridor conversations was effectively recording every word they said. Some of them, she suspected, wouldn't like it at all."

Leia looks plenty royal. She just has that vibe, even when she isn't in formal dress.

Knowing how much trouble a certain Viceroy caused for Leia's biological mother, the fact that Bail Organa is referred to as a viceroy here is rather funny to me.

I haven't read much stuff with Winter in it, but the way she's described her sort of reminds me of Sabé for some reason.

"Whoever had taken over what was left of Jabba the Hutt's organization must have moved operations off Tatooine."

I take note of this line to say: Han, if you were in Disney's Star Wars, the answer to any questions would be that the man who took over did not move off of Tatooine, sarlaacs can be escaped via use of fire, and you should probably start running.

"As far as he was concerned, the only times when Wedge didn't stick out like a lump on plate glass was when he was sitting in the cockpit of an X-wing blasting TIE fighters into dust."

A wonderful description of Wedge.

That's all. I didn't find too much to comment on.

[pyrrhicraven]

Can we see King Boo, Bowser, Shredder and Dooku getting wasted around their partners?

Honestly, I went the cute/sweet/kinda sad? route lol They are pretty much already drunk as skunks 😂 Hope you enjoy it either way! Also, each is titled with the person & the song I was listening to while writing it 👻

Dooku: Tango with the Devil Obi-Wan smiled watching Yan sway to the beat of distant music, pleased the man was drunk enough to let go of all the tension he'd been carring around lately. A snort next to Obi-Wan made him look up at Qui-Gon.

"He's a fantastic dancer but it doesn't mesh with the appearance he tries to upkeep." True, but Qui-Gon had no clue or at least Obi-Wan hoped his former master had no clue about what was happening between him and Yan. Yan seemed to finally notice them- moving toward them even as he continued to dance.

Oh, oh he knew that look. Knew that smolder in Yan's eyes as he came closer-knew without a doubt Yan would be disappointed by a lack of a kiss. Drunk as he was, despite being able to banish most of it through the force.

Who cared? At this point why should he hide how Yan made him feel. He welcomed the incoming sloppy kiss and ignored the surprised and maybe a little confused sound Qui-Gon made. Yan would deal with it later as payback for kissing him with the taste of wine Obi-wan absolutely disliked.

Shredder: Plastic Raph turned red and Saki preened, pulling his boyfriend into his arms and swaying to the beat of one of Raph's songs. "Princess." Raph churred and Saki pressed a kiss to his cheek.

"Well hi to you too Bloss," Saki smirked before spinning Raph and pulling him back in only to dip him.

"Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes." Raph laughed and Saki pulled him back up.

"Do you say that to everyone?" Saki snorted. Because there was no one like Raph in his eyes.

"You are the one and only for me." And it was the truth, he wouldn't have thought he'd ever marry but well, he could imagine it with Raph. Bowser: Resist Bowser fumed as he watched the Prince of the Beanbean kingdom flirt with his secret boyfriend and it had to be the alcohol talking because there was no way that Lugi was flirting back right?

Because they were together, because Luigi said they were together, Luigi said he would tell his brother sooner rather than later. But a fire burned in the pit of his stomach as he watched the two interact.

With a roar he lept forward snatching Luigi up and barreling out of the room, Luigi shouted but didn't fight as Bowser finally slowed. Far enough away from the castle that no one would bother them but not so far away that Mario might have an issue.

"Bo, what happened?" Luigi looked more curious than afraid which was a good sign.

"He was flirting with you." Luigi frowned at him and then seemed to realize what Bowser meant. His alcohol-soaked brain caught the slight irritation on his boyfriend's face, twisting it till he was worried what Luigi was going to say to him.

"Yeah, and I told him thanks but no thanks I have a boyfriend." That made him freeze because Luigi admitting he had a boyfriend was a fairly big step. Mario didn't know that Luigi didn't care about the gender of his partner, just that they cared. Tears sprang to his eyes, that made it feel real now. That he might just be more than a dirty little secret.

King Boo: Divine Virus/ Bring Me to Life Boo watched from the darkened room as Luigi approached, intent on following every move he could. The man had shown up at such a bad time. Boo was not ready for another fight, having just been drowning his sorrows in Brandy. But an itch formed as he watched the green-clad man move about unaware that Boo lurked just out of reach of the blasted Flashlight. The tentative whatever it was that they had clearly wasn't in the cards today, probably the professor told Luigi that Boo had done something.

He had. Ghostly alcohol was a pain in the rear to get ahold of, even something as mellow as this brandy was. He could feel the tingling of the alcohol and giggled to himself, causing Luigi to spin around.

Boo laughed and wrapped around Luigi knocking the flashlight out of the man's hands. "Oh, a little mouse has wandered into my web." Luigi huffed as he was lifted off his feet, cradled lovingly against Boo.

"Oh no, whatever will I do?" Luigi said sarcastically and Boo laughed, he liked it when Luigi bit back, loved how few people saw this side of the fierce but cowardly man. Boo chuckled before pressing a kiss to Luigi's rosy lips, intent on savoring how little he cared about his image right now and how close they were.

"You taste gross by the way." Boo felt rage slip deep inside, Luigi clearly recognizing his misstep began to stammer but Boo would have none of that and pressed as close as he could get.

"I will never give you up you realize that don't you? That no matter how much you push me away I will be there?" Luigi had a paniced look on his face suddenly.

"Please don't do this, don't play this game." Oh by they had all the time in the world to play...

[regatoni1]

~Chapter Fifteen~

Thinking about how Hisoka asked you and talked to you in general today, you realized he sounded kind of unsure.

You wondered if he even had any friends. You had never seen him really talking to anybody but yourself, and most people stayed clear of him in general.

It hurt you a little bit, not the fact that Hisoka didn't have any friends, but how it must feel having people avoid you. People who have never even met you, not even giving you a chance to prove your worth as a person.

It almost brought a small tear to your eye, knowing how cruel the world to be, even to the strongest people. 

Looking up at Hisoka, you now noticed the slight tinge of sadness under the bright gleam of gold in his eyes.

Quickly, you hugged him. You didn't want him to feel alone anymore. You knew how that felt, and you couldn't bare to see that on anyone else. No matter what Hisoka had done in the past, you made it your goal to see that he never felt lonely going into the future.

His arms slowly wrapped around your waist, pulling you in a little more.

"Promise me something," you said solemnly. "Promise me that whenever you feel lonely, you'll come right to my side, ok?"

"Ok."

Slowly pulling apart from the embrace, you smiled weakly wiping a tear that smeared the star he painted on his face.

"Hey princess stop crying, you'll ruin your makeup," you almost whispered, not wanting your own tears to spill over.

He chuckled lightly, and slowly stood up, offering his hand to help you. You accepted with gratitude, and leaning his face close to yours, his breath the only thing you could focus on, he quietly spoke;

"Well I think I should start collecting cards now, don't you think? We wouldn't want our Hunter trip to end quite yet, now would we~?"

You almost scoffed.

Right back to the old Hisoka, huh?

Pushing him away, "Yeah well, I better go find my two adoptive kids. I have no idea what trouble they've caused by now."

And with that, you went your separate ways.

Wandering off into the forest, you were just hoping to come across one of your kiddos. 

You had decided that Gon and Killua were your friends, but you liked to refer to yourself as their older sister, or maybe even a mother figure.

The thought made you giggle as you made you way into a clump of large trees.

Hearing grunting and groaning, you calmly walked towards the commotion.

You saw the group of three brothers, whimpering on the ground under Killua.

"Ah! Hey Killua I was looking for you!"

"(y/n)?" he asked turning toward you.

"Did you get your target?"

"Oh uh yeah I did."

"Cool. You should probably throw the other two away, just for the guy who's following you to get a little exercise."

Seeing the mischievous look in his eye, your lips turned up in the smallest of smirks.

"Ok," he said calmly, his demeanour nor not changing one bit as he threw the two badges in opposite directions farther than you could see.

"Good luck. You have three days left to find them," Killua said to the three brothers.

Snickering, you and Killua walked away.

"You switched them right?" you asked.

Killua put his hands on the back of his head and nodded.

Now full blown laughing, you gave him a high five, making Killua laugh a little too.

"So do you have your target, (y/n)?" he asked.

"Um no. I actually have no idea where my target was. I just found three other people who kindly gave their badges to me with absolutely zero argument. Just don't ask them about it," you responded quickly, making it your turn to make Killua laugh.

The two of you kept a lighthearted conversation up until you found a shallow river. Eyes twinkling, you gasped and hastily stared taking off your boots and clothes.

"Gah!" Killua yelled, turning around and covering his eyes. "What the fuck are you doing?"

Having already stripped to your underwear and already knee deep in the water, you whipped around and scolded the boy for his language.

"Killua! Watch your language! I haven't gotten the chance to bathe on this island yet! And besides, these things cover more than a bikini would! I know you're young but grow up a little would you!"

Huffing, he took off his boots and waded in the water with you for a little bit. He looked like you had just told him that he had to go to school, all days of the week, with no summer.

Smiling deviously, you splashed him, soaking his clothes straight through, and then quickly swam away.

"Hey you old hag! How did you soak all my clothes with one splash? I'll get you for that!"

He started chasing after you, but with his legs being so short, he tripped and face-planted right into the water.

Laughing so hard you were at a risk of peeing, you saw Killua get up and mutter to himself as he stomped out of the water.

After a while, you got out of the water as well, drying yourself off as best you could before putting your clothes back on.

Looking at Killua, still drenched with water, you giggled and decided to collect some sticks to start a fire so he didn't catch a cold.

After convincing the stubborn boy that the fire was for you, because he "didn't need to be taken care of", the two of you talked about his past, but more specifically his family.

The Zoldyck's had always interested you, and you had actually seen Illumi who was on a mission once in Meteor City.

You remember that day vividly. You were sitting atop the tallest ruin you could, watching the city from above. You had always liked watching from above, seeing every person and imagining their own personal backstories. A princess here, a high school boy there, an airplane pilot to the left.

It comforted you, thinking that there were some people who had nothing but happy memories and normal lives. 

It was on one of these nights that you had noticed the man crouching on the corner of a building diagonal yours. He was wearing a green and gold outfit, his black hair billowing in the wind. At the time, you had no idea you were staring at an elite assassin, but you had imagined you were looking at a misplaced college boy, lost in his own thoughts.

He suddenly jumped off the building with meaning, like a predator closing in on his prey. 

After that night, you never saw him again, but something about him and his aura made the memory stick in your mind.

You and Killua talked for most of the night, until the fire turned to ash and you decided to go and sleep in the trees. 

For the next two days, the two of you wandered around and talked about whatever popped into your heads in that moment. Subconsciously, you strengthened a bond that had started out so meekly.

Arriving at the designated spot for the boat pickup, you reconvened with Gon, who had faced Hisoka and won, and had quickly learned that all of your friends had passed this phase.

On the boat back, you stood at the side, resting your arms on the railing, admiring the water when you felt Hisoka stand next to you. He didn't seem sad, so before he could say anything perverted you turned to him with the excitement of a child and asked;

"Wanna play rock paper scissors?"

Chuckling, he nodded. The two of you slid down and were now sitting against the railing, you completely concentrated on the game that you had to win.

Hisoka, on the other hand, was concentrated on who was playing the game with him.

[crystallineirises]

Succession 4.3: Connor’s Wedding Liveblog

I’ve never done one of these before AYE

I turned my phone OFF for this. Not silent, OFF

HERE WE GO

“dramatic music playing” no shit you know what show this is

KERRY LOOKS FLY

yeah he likes you *eyebrow raise*

Those letters are pretty cool 

NO THE GERRI SLANDER OH SHIT

SO WILL YOU GIVE HER THE HEADS UP

NICER 

“you were close” WELP is that what the kids are calling it

GIVE. HER THE WORD. TODAY.

*lively music*

Shiv in black is a mood

Tom is Joan Rivers this season i’m living

GREGGING

GREGLETS

GREGGIES

Willaaaaaaa a princess hoe is life ugh love her

I can’t believe the Togan girlies are winning i’m so thrilled for them

OH SHIT CYD TOO

Karolina watch your ass 

DAMN Karolina said fuck my work wife

THEME SONG

my comment about Gerri blowing these fools away with hat!pistol really would be justified 

DAMN I’m glad I switched to the Ted Lasso side as far as romantic ships for this season cause we ain’t winning over here

GOLF CART RICH BITCH

Omg is that Laurie

babygurl is STRESSED

TOM LOOKIN SINISTER

MARTYN

GERRI KNOWS

SHE CANT GO TO EUROPE RUDE

WHY

DICPICGATE

SHE IS FUMING

I’M GOOD

The I’M GOOD heard around the WORLD

OH NO THE TEARS 

OOOOOOH this was bruuuutaaaallll

This poor wedding planner lol that’s gonna be me in two weeks

BEING CUNTY

ARE YOU BEING A CUNT

Kendall looking sharp AF go bitch go

Sup Julie you’re an icon too 

Every assistant level person on this show is an icon

Gerri’s like let me get wasted it’s about go down go DOWN 

Roman why’s your hair so fucked lol i know we’ve talked about it but like wow

What if that was Gerri texting him pictures of her pussy lol

This bitch ain’t sick stop lol

Wait

Wut

OH 

OH FUCK

guess it’s not 9/11 part 2 guess it’s just an old man being an old man lol

Oh it’s Grey’s Anatomy all of a sudden

ON THE GROUND

ON THE FLOOR

TONIGHT WE GON GET IT ON THE FLOOR

his poor sad voice BABYGIRL

YOU DID A GOOD JOB

my heart feels all PANICKED

wow no one thought to start looking for Shiv Jess would never let this happen

SHIVY HONEY

this camera work is beautiful 

I CAN’T HAVE THAT

Sarah Snook’s shaking hands just won her an Emmy

Not to be rude but does this mean Gerri is saved

lovely good plane people

JESS my other baby girl

KEN GO INSIDE WE DON’T LIKE KEN BY WATER

OH wow pilots saying no 

“he’s flying the plane, son” LOL

we were really thinking we’d have to wait around all season for this NO BITCH THIS iS LIVE

Damn

*pours one out*

I just literally poured seltzer water on my carpet

Damn Kerry I sure hope you got that baby though 

GASP

CONNOR

the framing of this shot is gorgeous 

HENEVEREVENLIKEDMEEEEEEEEEEEE

i never got the CHANCE to make him proud of ME

Weddings are just really not good for these people

i wonder how fuckin rich they just got dude lol

oh Roman is the babiest babygirl bad day for Roman all around

And Gerri can’t even comfort him or NOTHIN 

SQUAD

Karolina is that bitch and i’m so about it put her high up in the Kerry/Jess administration

okay $100 bucks says Kerry murdered him

KAROLINA SAID GET OUT LEAVE RIGHT NOW 

Gerri > POTUS as it should be 

DELETE THE LOGISTICS

oh TOM I LOST MY PROTECTOR Togan was real AF for these three episodes

GASP Gerri 

Oh Karolina tryna make up now I don’t know about that 

“are you just with me for money” you...but...like...

Reagan’s with tweaks lol

How do they know already wow did Greg fuck that up 

THAT THE DANCE YOU LIKE SHIV STAY SWINGING

ooook oooooh they’re alone in a room 

Just kidding Roman’s outside now 

CONTROLLL TO GET WHAT I WANT 

GANG IS BACK 

OH HE WANTED HER TO HOLD HIM SO BADLY DAMN us Roman/Gerri babies is suffering 

These strings are going crazy hell yeah scoring

lol everyone with their handshakes

PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS PRESS LOGANS DONT NEED MORE PRESS

WE INTEND TO BE THERE BAM

Roman said yeaaaah i know it’s stupid, i just gotta SEEEE it for MYSELFFF

[fanfic-obsessed]

Chaos Gremlin and they Know it

Walk with me for my next bit of madness.

What if…what if…What if between Obi Wan and Qui gon, and later Anakin and Obi wan, Obi Wan was considered the more chaotic one. Like the reason that he hadn’t been knighted is because the council is honestly a little afraid about what they would be unleashing on the galaxy if he no longer has any supervision (Rancis Oppo secretly had a study done, any mission that Obi Wan undertakes without Qui Gonn there every minute is 25% more Ridiculous, capital intended, over all). And the council is concerned about giving him Anakin to raise, but not for the sad(barely knighted, watched his master die, trauma) reasons but because no one knows what will happen with two like Kenobi.

Just picture Mace Windu finding out about Anakin’s secret relationship, his violent tendencies, and his slight instability and he drops his head into his hands and goes ‘Thank the Force, he takes after Qui Gonn’. Also picture Mace Windu hearing about Ahsoka Tano getting herself captured and hunted for sport with other younglings and somehow rescuing them all and just bursting into tears because ‘Fuck, it skipped a generation.’ 

When they landed on Tatooine, Qui Gonn Jinn very deliberately left Obi Wan behind. From hard won experience he knew that if Obi Wan set foot on a planet with as much as a single slave ring he would immediately be abducted by a slaver. Then he would somehow start no less than four slave uprisings, rescue some endangered or unknown creature, break at least 3 bones, and then find, make worse, and fix the only blood fued on the planet.  And frankly Qui Gonn does not have time to deal with restructuring a planet's economy after his little chaos gremlin collapses the one that was based on sentient trafficking, not today. Not again.

By the way, Anakin is the 4th ‘Chosen One’ that Qui Gonn has brought home in five years in an attempt to get the Council to knight his Padawan.  Qui Gonn loves his Chaos Goblin of a son dearly but he’s tired, he wants to start going on missions that don’t end in ridiculous again. Or be hyper paranoid when they go normally. 

Half the Jedi were confused or resistant to the fact that the Sith were back. Until they heard who was on the mission. Then they all went ‘That tracks’ and moved on.  Anakin thinks that he is being watched for ‘Chosen one’ reasons. He is not, the Council quickly realizes that he somehow is also a mitigating influence on Obi Wan (the amount of ridiculous and chaos in the mission drops by a full 75% with Anakin, this however does not drop it down to even a solar system's distance to anything normal).

Mace Windu is deeply, deeply impressed by Anakin. And it is mostly due to the fact that he has spent more than three days in constant contact with Obi Wan without turning strange, or a cult leader.  Mace Windu, personally, knows about 6 cults throughout the galaxy dedicated to Obi Wan Kenobi. Three only exist on their own planets (one of which is the entire planet’s religion.), two involve multiple planets in specific sectors, and there is one down in a particular section of level 37 on Coruscant (Anyone who enters it comes back a little strange).

Look, I am not saying that this Obi Wan is an Eldritch Horror wrapped in a Disney Princess, but… this Obi Wan is an Eldritch Horror wrapped in a Disney Princess. There are scattered reports that the three of the last beings that tried to mug Obi Wan blinked awake 6 days later, having reevaluated all of their life choices, and now in contact with some heretofore unknown long lost relative that they desperately need to help.

It should be noted that Palpatine abjectly hates Obi Wan, not just because he is Anakin's master.  It is also because he can sense that if Obi Wan even hinted he wanted more power it would be given to him, no questions, plots. 

Every couple of months the Council debates sending Obi Wan to work in the Senate for a while, just to see what would happen.  It always boils down to the fact that they may actually need that building at some point. As an excuse it gets weaker all the time.

And Anakin is kind of in the dark for most of his padawanship. He thinks the council hate him, they do not. He thinks that Obi Wan is the perfect Jedi. If he had said that to anyone in the Jedi Order at any point (including Obi Wan), the Jedi in question would hurt themselves laughing. Palpatine tries to use that, to some success, until Palpatine uses his influence to get Anakin knighted young.

Through some hand waving series of events Anakin brings up to Mace Windu that the Council didn’t want him knighted because they don’t trust him. Windu just blinks at him for a really long moment before telling him that it was not him they were concerned about. He goes onto say that yes, that without a war and in normal circumstances the council would like to give Anakin a few more years of missions with other masters, so he could see what actual normal missions look like (Frankly no one was surprised when Obi Wan went looking for a bounty hunter and managed to find a clone army) and he is a little younger than the average knight but that is offset by how well Anakin has handled having Obi Wan Kenobi for a Master. 

Anakin just goes ‘What?’ very quietly.

Windu sighs. ‘Do you understand how impressive it is that you have spent the last 10 year in almost constant contact with Obi Wan Kenobi and haven’t developed some weird ability (Bant Eerin, Quinlan Vos, Reeft), accidentally rediscovered a lost darkside faction to follow you around clucking (Garen Muln), develop a habit of finding the weirdest Force artifact in any given location (Luminara), or have become a really obvious cult leader. And if you have become a cult leader I thank you for being discreet.’

‘Cult leader!!?’

Windu shrugged, ‘Current official count is 6 cults dedicated to Obi Wan specifically, though I’ll eat my left boot if the 212th doesn’t become the 7th within the next six months, I am already prepared for the fact that it will spread to the entire GAR in a year’

Then he hands Anakin a piece of flimsy, telling him that this was an official approval of his marriage by the Jedi council, on the grounds that the marriage was clearly ‘The Will of the Force’. While Anakin gapes at him, Windu clarifies that this covers Padme in case of pushback for marrying a Jedi. She would be considered as part of the Order under a religious exemption.  She may have to recuse herself from Jedi matters in the Senate (that was up to the Senate Ethics committee) but it also means that the next time she gets a death threat, they could deploy all of their resources instead of just whatever the Senate approved of. 

‘The Will of the Force’ Anakin said weakly.

Windu smiles, ‘you have no idea how much joy it gives me to be able to write those words on an official report to the senate. The pedantic bastards can’t argue against it because of the treaty with the Jedi Order. You have my thanks for that alone.’

Overwhelmed Anakin blurts out what happened on Tatooine, with the Tusken village. Windu clicks his tongue absently, “Hmm, I had wondered why your aura had become a bit darker, but I thought it was because of Geonosis. I’ll get you set up with my therapist, they handle most of the Shadows as well. Once they sign off, we’ll get in touch with the Tuskans to see if there are any reparations you can make.”

And Anakin is just standing there, Absolutely flabbergasted because the Chancellor had him completely convinced that those two secrets would be the WORST things that he could admit to.

Wnidu throws out another deep sigh, ‘Do you think that you are the only Jedi to act in anger with huge consequences? I created an entire lightsaber form because I had so much anger that I needed somewhere to put it. Half the Shadows have actively fallen, some multiple times. Your own Master was abducted by slavers at 16, two hours later their ship landed on an inhabitable world, they unlocked the cages, and the entire crew committed ritual suicide. To this day we have no idea what Obi Wan did to them. We preach self control so much, Anakin Skywalker, because Force users have the potential to do massive amounts of harm in a very short timeframe but because such small slips have such huge consequences we have a rather…different view of what is unforgivable.’

Two months later Anakin’s 501st is in battle with the 212th. He thought his men were a bit unhinged (and liked it like that, everything is better with the proper application of explosives) but then Grievous kicked Obi Wan into a large stone/small cliff so hard that it rattled Anakin’s teeth. 6 troopers immediately stopped firing to sprint through blaster fire to Obi Wan’s position. Anakin could have sworn that the blasters bolts simply passed through the 212th’s medic, Fizz, without slowing. At the same time three companies of the 212th, led by Cody and Ghost, roared and dogpiled Grievous, with his four lightsabers, and the 30 battle droids that he had with him. They also stopped using blasters at about that point. Anakin had not known that the clones were strong enough to rend metal apart like that. 

The 501st can only stand and watch in befuddled awe and horror as the enemy is decimated by a suddenly feral 212th. The carnage only stops when there are no more enemies and the medics declare that Obi Wan will be ok with some time in a Bacta tank.  

It is not long after that battle that Obi Wan finds out about decommissioning.  He is on Coruscant, in the council chamber itself, but the atmosphere on planets, moons, and planetoids (both inhabited and not) across the galaxy begins to tremble. For a brief moment residents of Coruscant would swear that the sky turned 212th gold. 

Shaak Ti reports that decommissioning is written into the contract that the Republic/Jedi have with the Kaminoans. That it is not something that the Kaminoans can just stop. 

Obi Wan decides it is time that he speaks with the Senate about this. The Council effectively gives him a thumbs up, shoves him out the door and are very very glad that they do not have to deal with any of this. 

There is no recording, nor any true recollection, as to what Obi Wan Kenobi says to the Senate that day. Only at the end, the Kaminoan delegation (along with nearly 6000 other delegations) is crying with shame at their actions, Palpatine and a good half of his closest supporters are bleeding out of their facial orifices, and a bill has been passed giving the clones rights, pay and backpay, and a planet of their very own. 

[hanaonesflower]

๑ +18 content, minors DO NOT INTERACT (srsly) || cunnilingus & more ԅ(♡﹃♡ԅ) fem!you… the hoes gon’ loveeeee this!!

My ESL ass is really apparent in this fic so…

Osamu <333!!, Atsumu too honestly, Iwaizumi Hajime, kuroo who am I kidding, OIKAWA MF TOORU, sir bokuto koutaro, renji “rough sex” abarai, ikkaku “has a lot of kinks” madarame, hisagi “soft/service dom” shuhei, GOJOO, Nanami too ofc, toji daddy fushiguro, levi “only showing this side of him behind closed doors” ackerman, J E A N K!!, + any of your fave ♡

“Hey, i wanna make out with you and see how long it will take for one of us to crack and use tongue.”

“Ok sounds like a good challenge. Come on here, sit on my lap baby.”

“So, what are the stakes?” He asked.

“Loser owes the winner head.” You proposed.

“Sounds like a win-win babe.” He enticed.

“Oh hush it. You ready?

You wrapped your thighs around his waist, bent your spine to be eye level with him, lurched your pelvis to meet his and clasped your lips on his. This challenge started to become more for him than it was for you, because the moment you touched him, your composure faltered. He knew that he was skilled, he knew your weak spots, the place behind your back just right beside your spine that you wince when touched. That mound just below your ass that he loved to leave his hand there nonchalantly. You never said he couldn’t touch you, and it was too late to change the rules.

Your arms stayed still at his chest, running up and down his shoulder, running your thumb along the soft skin of his earlobe. He sighed into the kiss, his lip suctioned to your bottom lip, nipping and biting and he ran his tongue along it. You let it slide, since he didn’t technically shove his tongue inside your mouth but you swore to be more strict starting now. You lazily smothered your lips with his, tiredly clashing both parts to each other. You slipped and parted your lips a little too much, he took the opportunity to dip his tongue inside. Acting all innocent by the accident, knowing damn well he did that on purpose.

“Hey! You lost.” You screamed pulling away from him. Laughing hysterically and slapping his chest in triumph. You whooped and hollered at his loss, happy that he didn’t notice how much you were falling apart.

“Aw, that’s too bad, I guess I owe you head, pretty girl.”

“You don’t seem to be so sad about it…”

“Why would I be sad about eating my girl out?”

He had a whole archive of all the ways to fluster you. He was into manhandling, his strong arm hooked on your waist, turning the tides when he pushed his broad back off the couch and had you settled beneath him. He spent a few more minutes there just soaking up the smell of erotica floating the room and getting drunk off the way you were looking at him. Your eyes fell at the sight of the tent growing in between his legs as he slowly pressed his erection on your panty-clad pussy.

“Let’s start over.” He said as he finally fixated his lips on yours, checker style, a perfect lock and key. You were insatiable when it came to him, no amount of licking, sucking, biting could ever quench you of that thirst. It was good, right. He knew what he was doing to make you go mental from immense pleasure. You wouldn’t dare to move an inch, but the heat made you squirm under him.

“Don’t move so much baby, can’t you see what I’m trying to do?” He placed kisses down your collarbones from the lobe of your ears in between each word. His calloused hands wandered about your flesh, pressing and pinching all the right places to draw gasps and mewls from you. He loved it. Seeing you unravel just from his heat alone, imagining anything else that could render you completely immobile after he’s finished.

“You tease me too much.” You playfully slapped his chest, which he winced maniacally, as if planning to ravage you soon.

“This is pay back for all the other times you have you blue balls.”

“That’s not a thing!”

“Don’t talk back to me, princess.” He took a free hand from your side and guided down to your cunt, he told you to touch yourself. You did, you went fast when he said so and stopped when he instructed. His gaze never left yours as you were falling apart by your own doing, almost. He knew how to get you wet and succumb to your own libido without getting his hands dirty. It was like getting away with a crime.

“I didn’t say you could stop, are we being rebellious now?”

“I-I want you.”

“You what, baby? Speak up, can’t hear ya.”

“I want you to touch me, please, please touch me.”

“Aw, it doesn’t feel good to have the taste of your own medicine right? It’s okay, babe. It’ll be over soon.” As you thought he was about to take you out of your misery, he continued to do nothing and remained still as he tightened his grip on your wrist, refusing to let you stop working yourself up from the way you rub your clit. He smiled at the way you were suffering, he liked it, he almost came in pants by the view. You were so stunning, so beautiful in heat that he almost felt bad for doing this to you. But people have their limits and you reached his just a couple minutes ago.

“I need you so bad, please, touch me.” You pleaded with tears in your eyes and your voice croaked out a prayer. You tried reaching for him, maybe a tap on his cock would bring him to his senses to remember to fuck you senseless. You ran your other hand along the length that was imprinted on the inside of his sweats, you felt it twitch. His body betrayed him.

“Tsk, you’re getting a little handsy don’t you think. Has anyone ever told you to keep your hands to yourself?” To your elation he stripped his shirt and discarded his pants, with his boxers remaining and the sheer size and enticement of his dick had you gulping. Your cunt ached at the sight of his cock, you wanted it inside you, drooling at the mere thought of how he usually drilled inside of you until you could think of nothing else but him. But he wasn’t doing that, not just yet.

“So this is how much you really need me huh babe?”

He slowly pulled the waistband past his hips, it sprang free and he palmed his length up and down.

“Wanna help you.”

“I don’t fucking need your help. Just do what you’re told, sweetheart.” He swatted your hand away from him, denying you of your own desire by pleasing him. Dejected and fucked out, you could barely fight back.

He stroked his cock slowly, his breath erratic and uneven, he was losing composure but trying so hard to shield that from you. His hand wrapped around his bulging girth, maneuvering up and down, beads of precum gathered at the tip, leaky hardened pink tip that you so badly wanted in your mouth right now. You both came to a stalemate for a while he fucked his cock with his fist and how he was completely enamored by the way you were resisting an imminent orgasm because you wanted to come from his doing, not yours.

“You can come baby, I never said you couldn’t.”

“B-but I want you to make me come, I don’t like this, I want you babe.” Desperation and yearning oozed out of you. He was enjoying this a little too much. Hearing you beg for him and only him had his little ego all riled up.

“Faster.” And faster you went. Your fingers went mad on your throbbing clit and your release settled on his thighs and the couch. You breathed heavily, frustrated, seemingly angry that he forced this on you. An orgasm that was self-induced when he was right there. He could have been the one to make you come but he did nothing. Absolutely nothing. “You came before I even got to paying my dues with you, naughty.”

“Goddamn, you’re so fucking hot when you squirt all over me like that.” He panted as he was reaching his high. After seeing you come he lost it. Hot, white shots of jizz came pouring out of the tip of his cock, spilling over your skin. His favorite part was when you take some on the tip of your finger and licked it like you meant it.

“There’s more where that came from honey, be a good girl now.” He released himself from his hold and slowly parted your scrunched thighs with his hands, forcefully pinning them to the sides. He had a staring problem and he knew this, his eyes fixated on your glistening cunt, glimmering in the warm light of the living room as it was coated with your cum.

He stayed there for a few, observing the way your pussy pulsed rhythmically depending on how much wind he was blowing toward it. But to be frank, your cunt throbbed just at the sight of him. His index finger ghosted the hood of your clit, rubbing an ambiguous, languid pattern around it and spitting.

“What are you doing?” You asked.

“I gotta admire my food before I eat it.” He lowered his head until his mouth was on your pussy, he inhaled the scent of you like a predator looking for its prey. From the outside looking in, it looked like he had just snorted a line of coke because he ate you out violently. Slobbering his spit and your slick altogether dripping down his chin, spreading all over your thighs, lodging into mysterious crevices on your body, staining the couch. He made love to you with his mouth for you to chant obscenity from yours.

He worked his finger inside you, scissoring them in your tight walls and you couldn’t even tell where pain ended and pleasure began. Each hill and valley of his knuckles were thoroughly felt by your hole, you winced and gasped because it hurt, but moaned and whined because it was so fucking good. He was suctioned to your clit and his fingers remaining ravaging your insides like he had no remorse. His goal; for you to come on his face and he wanted to fucking swallow it. He wasn’t going to stop until that happened. Your body heated it, brewing the little growing fire in your stomach that would ignite uncontrollably if left unattended. But isn’t the goal to have that fire absolute rage through you?

“Don’t hold back, I’m all yours now.” He was so sweet now, the words felt like sugar dripping into your soul. You relaxed and pleasure completely took over your senses. Your vision crossed, nothing was ever as clear anymore. He had you now, you fell hook, line and sinker for his tactics of sex. You were close to the edge, another pump of his finger and another lick of his tongue would send toppling over and absolutely submerging in your own euphoric high. He moaned when your essence slicked his face. His hands rubbed circles on your thigh, soothing the tightened muscles. He praised you, you’re so good pretty girl.

He slithered upward to where you were, eye to eye with you. He gathered himself before sliding his dick by your entrance, flesh upon flesh was mind numbing. No matter how many times he had pounded you into oblivion, you still get drunk off of the way he felt rutting up against you. He was so intoxicating and you were buzzed from his drug. The high was so good you never wanted to come down. His every touch made your skin tingle in all the right places, you became a delirious mess. He slid himself inside of you, his cock throbbed by being squeeze by your tightness, he winced and kissed you. He moaned in your mouth as he pumped himself further and further inside you.

“That’s how you know it’s a win win babe.”

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Hi there! If you made to the end of this blog I thank you from the bottom of my heart! It means so much to me that you take enough of a liking to my blog to commit and read til the end, pls imma sob ( ˊᵕˋ ) it warms my heart!! A reblog is much, muCH appreciate. Thank you, see you again soon ♥︎ ~Hanan.

[simpurnatural]

Fucked Up - Fez

Fezco x Reader

Simpurnatural’s Grand Masterlist

Note from Nat: “Season 2 has been so good so far!”

Warning ⚠️: SPOILER WARNING FOR EUPHORIA, Smut, Swearing, Violence, Angst

Pairing(s): Fezco x Reader, Maddy x Reader (siblings/platonic)

As it turns out, the guy you’ve been hooking up with is the dude who just beat up your sister’s ex boyfriend. And just before you think it couldn't get worse, you still went home with Fez.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN! I AM WORKING ON (3) REQUESTS <3

“No Church In The Wild” - JAY-Z, KANYE WEST, FRANK OCEAN, THE-DREAM 

Growing up, Maddy was the kid her parents always put in the spot light. No matter how big or small her accomplishments were. It didn’t matter if what she was doing was molly or being in cheer, she was their little princess. 

Y/n on the other hand? Became overlooked the day Maddy came into this God forsaken world. Yet she loved her little sister more than anyone could even imagine. But when their mom began sticking her nose in where it shouldn’t be, that’s when shit went south.

“You know that Maddy looks up to you!” your mom sobs as she began throwing away all the weed scattered around the room. “¿En dónde te equivocaste? (Where did you go wrong?)“ she asks.

“Me? You should be asking yourself because frankly, you don’t give a flying fuck about me!” you reply, mascara running down your face. “It’s always Maddy did this! Maddy does that! Do you know why I smoke?” you interrogated.

“¡Oh Dios mío! (Oh my God!)” your mom proclaims and ran out of your clearly neglected room.

“Because it helps me forget for just a second how much of pain in the ass everyone in this house is!” you proclaimed before getting up and following her out the door.

“Don’t speak to your mother like that!” your dad hollers from his ottoman causing you to roll your eyes.

“Oh please. You haven’t slept anywhere else besides that fucking chair for years. Shut the fuck up,” you spat as a door creaked open. 

“Y/n?” Maddy croaked, peaking her head out slightly. 

Now she didn’t deserve the brunt of your anger, especially if she didn’t fully understand why you were so upset. It became dead silent in the house for a moment. Your dad still taking swigs at his beer while your mom’s entire being shook with every quiet sob.

Instead of saying anything, you marched into your room and slammed the door shut. You checked every crevice and hidey hole in your room for a blunt but to no avail. 

“Fuck,” you grumbled before grabbing your wallet and keys then sneaking out your bedroom window.

Jumping into your car, Maddy stuck her head out her window. Sharing a sad smile, she waved to you and you waved back. 

You were heading to Fez’s apartment because you needed him to hook you up with the good shit. The two of you share an interesting history together, it was all touch and go from the start. He introduced you to marijuana at the beginning of last summer...

Fresh out of high school, you were planning on taking the fall semester off as an extended break. Someone hosted a house party for all the graduates but basically all of student body was there. As expected, the party was a fucking banger and you found yourself face to face with the all-around-town drug dealer, Fezco. 

“Ever tried weed?” he asks as you both walked around the packed backyard. 

“Nope,” you replied quickly, “I have never done drugs or smoked anything in my life,”

“I can tell. But you drink?” he asks, motioning to your red solo cup.

“Only on occasion. Mainly parties,” you explain and looked down at the tequila.

“Well you gon’ like this,” he chuckles before lighting a blunt. “Try,” he insists.

“Okay,” you blush, taking it from him and putting it to your lips. “Shit-” you coughed after taking a sharp inhale.

“Nah you gotta do it like this,” he instructs as he took it back and took a hit. 

You did as you were told and that was the moment you got hooked. At that point, you weren’t sure if it was to Fez or the drugs. Almost every day that summer consisted of you hanging out with him. And you didn’t tell a single soul.

Your parents would flip if they figured out that you were seeing Fez. But it was fairly easy to sneak in and out of the house since everything else took up all their time anyway. It’s not like they gave a shit about you in the first place.

“A kiss here,” Fez says, pointing to his cheek. “Here. And right here,” he says pointing to the other then to his lips.

You were having a smoke on the steps next to his place. The sun was setting and neither of you had a care in the world.

“Yeah?” you asked as the blunt stayed steady between your finger tips. 

“Yup,” he nods before you leaned closer.

“Here. Here. And-” you cut-off once your lips landed on his. 

One hand was on your cheek and the other was on your upper thigh. His kisses were better than drugs and that’s saying something. Despite his reputation, you had never been so at ease with someone like him in your entire life...

“Nah man,” Fez tsked, shaking his head.

“Why not? I have the money,” you reply, holding the wad of cash in your hand

“I don’t need you goin’ crazy and shit,” he says. “Weren’t you here like two days ago?” he asks.

“Yeah but my mom went through my room and threw everything away,” you groaned. “Please Fez,” you sighed and crossed your arms.

“Is that why you lookin’ like you been crying?” he asks.

“Yeah. So please just...” you voice trailed off as you handed him the cash.

“Okay,” he says, pulling some pot out of his back pocket. “But one thing though-”  he began as you leaned forward to grab it. “Come with me to that New Year’s party,” he smiles with your faces now centimetres apart. 

“Bet,” you hummed before swerving to give him a peck on the cheek and took the bag.

“Ay, gimme a real kiss!” he sighs as you made your way to the front door. 

“Come here and take one,” you reply, pouting your lips. 

Fez made his way over and pulled you in. You giggled into the kiss as his hand squeezed your ass slightly.

“Fuckin’ nasty,” Ash grumbled.

...

“What’s good McKay?” you asked as your former classmate approached.

“College. You?” he asks before taking a sip of his drink.

“I’m about to head to the east coast for uni! Spring semester!” you replied, trying to be heard over the loud music.

“Dope, have you seen Cassie?” he questions and you turned to scan the room.

“Not yet,” you replied, “Her sister is looking for her too, said that she took off on their way here,” you inform.

“Oh thanks!” McKay responds before walking further into the house.

“Guess who?” a familiar voice asked as a hand covered your eyes.

“Fez?” you ask and spun around, making eye contact with his ocean blues. “Hey!” you smile then offering him your cup.

“What’s in it?” he asks as he placed his hands on your hips.

“Malibu!” you replied, watching him take sip a before handing it back. “Good right?”

“It’s tight,” Fez nods with a smile. “I like what you got goin’ on here. The aura and shit,” he says then motions to your black leather jacket and corduroy mini skirt. “Hey, is that my shirt?” he asks, tugging on your top.

“Yeah,” you shrug as you moved your body to the music. “Wanna dance?” you offered.

“Nah I don’t really dance,” he shook his head with a chuckle. “I’ll watch you dance though,” he offers causing your ears to perk up.

“Okay,” you reply and moved towards the crowd, Fez watched in amusement as propped himself up against the sofa.

Raising your drink to the ceiling, you swayed your hips to the beat. You kept eye contact with each other and his smile just kept growing wider. Carefree suited you despite your ambitious dreams.

“I hope you get some dick tonight!” Maddy said as she shimmied through the sea of people. 

“What?” you asked, thinking you heard incorrectly. “Get dick?” you reiterated.

“These are like your final days of being a bad bitch!” she reminds, “You’re moving out for college and shit. So go all out!” she cheered and began grinding on the guy behind her.

“You’re right!” you hollar, nodding to her, “Have fun with him!” you oohed before going off to find Fez.

“Y/n!” he hollered, getting up from his seat on the couch. “Hold this for me?” he asks and handed you his sweater.

“Of course,” you nod and inhaled his cologne. 

“Everyone, everyone! One minute till fuckin’ New Years!” the guy who hosted cheered and everyone else joined in.

Fez took your hand into his and pressed a kiss to your knuckles. But his eyes drifted to someone in the distance, Nate Jacobs. You quickly put two and two together. He was about to sucker punch him into the new year.

“We’re gonna head out soon, okay?” he asks over the everyone’s ten-second countdown.

“Yeah,” you smiled, still holding his hand. 

“5...

4...

3...

2...

1″

“Happy New Years, baby!” he shouts before reeling you in for a kiss.

“Go fuck him up,” you whisper in his ear after pulling away.

From a safe distance, you watched him shatter a glass bottle over Nate’s head then proceed to beat the shit out of him. You didn’t know Fez had that much anger built up in him. A smile couldn’t help but creep its way onto your lips.

“Oh my God!” Cassie exclaimed. “Fezco stop!”

“Get off of him!” Maddy shouted as McKay tried to pull him away from Nate.

“Chill, chill, chill! Come on, guys!” the host sighed, pulling them apart before it got any crazier.

“Y/n help us!” your sister pleaded, you stopped in your tracks.

Fez grabbed your hand and began pulling you towards the door. Maddy looked up from the floor to you, mouth agape in surprise.

“No wonder you’re so fucked up in the head,” she scoffed. “You’re dating a crack-ass!” she says and you dropped his hand. 

“Says the little girl that dressed up like a fucking slut!” you reply and pointed at her accusingly. “That lied to everyone about blacking out and getting raped! And always goes back to the same abusive psychopath! Quit acting like you’re the shit and grow up Maddy!” you ridiculed.

Everyone oohed as the scene unfolded, you flipped her off before heading out. Fez was right behind you with his hand on the small of your back.

“That shit was crazy,” he muttered as you both made your way to his car.

“Tell me about it,” you huff as his brother emerged from the driver’s seat. “Hey Ash,” you waved and crammed into the backseat.

“What took you guys so fuckin’ long?” he asked, the car pulling out of the driveway. 

“Fez just whooped Nate Jacobs’s sorry ass,” you inform.

“Damn,”

...

Ash said he’d rather shoot himself in the head than hear you two fuck, so he stayed in the car. You and Fez barely got through the door and his lips crashed against yours.

“Fez,” you moaned as his lips attached themselves to your neck. 

“Yeah?” he mumbled against your sweet spot. 

Something inside you bubbled at how his eyes looked into yours with such adoration. 

“I wanna ride you,” you confessed as you both stumbled into his room. 

“Be my guest,” he replies yanking off his shirt and kicking off his jeans and boxers. 

Pushing him on the bed, you climbed on top of him before pulling your shirt over your head. Fez pushed himself up against the headboard as you kissed him again, pumping his length. 

“Fuck you’re so hot,” he says, “Keep the skirt on,” he instructs before resting his hands behind his head. 

He watched you guide your pussy down his cock, moaning as your walls expanded around it. Rocking your hips back and forth and throwing your head back at the euphoric feeling. 

Fez wished he could capture this moment, not because of the sex but because of how intimate the moment was. There was something almost forbidden about your relationship with him which made it so thrilling. He was your poison and you were his antidote.