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nightswithkookmin · 4 years ago

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Hii, me again. 😅

Jungkook made a three syllable poem with "min yoongi" name. At the last name of "Gi" He made yoonmin. Is he try to expose that yoonmin is a thing/ or real??

Ahjumma.... why are you being like this?

What did I do to deserve this ghettory?😟 It's too early in the year to be this ghetto uno.

Don't be like that😒

You are asking me, Goldy- GOLDY of all shippers, if I think JEON JUNGKOOK is confirming his boyfriend of seven years and counting is in a relationship with another member within the same group...

Doing what exactly in that relationship??

Is JK cockholding? What's going on.

KWENCHANAYO?!

You think BTS will survive two members dating the same guy in the same group???

Never mind that it's Jeon Jungkook and Park freaking Jimin- Mr I'm greedy and Mr I don't share my friends.

Like make it make sense to me please😭

After everything we've been said on my blogs for months now, you still asking me this??

You are bold, I'll give you that.

Now tell me slowly and in coherent words why I shouldn't pull your hair and give you three quick punches to your throat- ninja style👀

Someone get her before I snap their neck💀

For the last time-

NEITHER 🤺OF🤺JIKOOK🤺 IS 🤺 WAS🤺 HAS🤺 HAD🤺 PURPORTS TO HAVE🤺 WOULD HAVE HAD🤺 COULD HAD HAD🤺 HAD HAD HAD🤺IS HAVING 🤺 ANY 🤺ROMANTIC🤺 FEELINGS🤺WHATSOEVER 🤺 DESIRE🤺CRAVING🤺 WET DREAMS🤺 YEARNING🤺 PASSION🤺ATTRACTION🤺 AMOROUS 🤺INTENT🤺TOWARDS🤺 ANY🤺🤺MEMBER🤺 IN🤺 BTS🤺BESIDES🤺 EACH🤺 OTHER🤺

GET🤺 OUT 🤺OF🤺 YOUR🤺 IMAGINATION🤺

If you are new to the shipping community I suggest you familiarize yourself with every ships dynamics or at least Jikooks- if multishipping isn't exactly your thing.

Jikook's entire dynamics is founded on JK teasing JM to death. It's their thing.

He's said he enjoys teasing Jimin because he loves Jimin's reaction to when he's being teased. In fact, the entire group have said same about Jimin.

Did you see JM's reaction to when JK called out the Yoonmin comment in the dynamite reaction VLive?

Did you see RMs reaction too?

He is trying Jimin with these Yoonmin jokes. He's gonna get stabbed. Lmho.

Jimin reacts strongly to when JK in particular teases him with ships, Yoonmin more recently. Yet he didn't seem to mind when V did it.

V used to be the biggest Yoonminer on the planet rooting for and encouraging certain interactions between Yoonmin. Lmho.

Jimin himself perpetuates Yoonmin as a ship.

It would be an insult on his intelligence for anyone to assume he didn't know exactly why people ship two people together or what interactions and moments is considered a moment in shipping sphere.

Statements like, why can't Suga hyung look me in the eye, why does he say I'm irreplaceable to him, insinuates something and he knows this.

Once upon a time, JK couldn't look you in the eyes too. Still can't sometimes.

Jimin has a presence and he has a hold on these men and he knows it.

He goes out of his way to create the impression he and Suga have a very close bond and dynamic- I'm sold on it. Lol.

'5 Jms? As expected. You'll fall in love with them' not sure if JM said the last bit in the BE.TS Vlive, yall check for me.

It's crazy then that he turns around to react the way he does when JK teases him with his ship with Suga.

It seems to me, Jimin knows the intent and energy behind such seemingly harmless jokes- JK can be petty and passive aggressive with these things. You'd think he is joking but deep down he would be pouting and throwing tantrums behind cams🤧

It's Jimin apologizing and looking like his spirit left his body as he sat on the edge of JK's bed in the new Jersey VLive for me.

He needs to free Jimin.

Talk of things I'm getting too old for- Let's talk about why he posted his version of the bridge in disease online🤧

Not to say he shouldn't have posted it. I support that he did wholeheartedly. Deadass found his groove since he started unbuttoning the front of his shirts in 2020.

He's reclaiming the spotlight, putting himself at the forefront unlike before where he'd resigned himself to a supportive role watching his hyungs be at the center of things.

Now he's been talking about that he wants have sexy dance performances like Jimin, write rap melodies for RM, share his own music, try on a solo career one day- we get it. You found yourself Mr I'm independent asserting myself yall better fuxk off but chilee not at the expense of Jimin! 🤺

I mean it's a broad spotlight and they both can share it but damn is someone changing drastically. Not sure if I should be proud or terrified.

It's great and amazing and I'm really truly happy with where he's at mentally and physically since 2020- it's a great sign, don't get me wrong. Significant improvement. His becoming is long over due but he didn't have to grab the spotlight from Jimin like that.

Jk vs JM isn't something I'm a fan of.

It's a shame it didn't work out? What do you mean JK. I'm sorry but Jimin's version is amazing too!😟

What the actual hell JK😭

Back it up. This is not how to Jikook🤺

On guard sir🤺 on guard🤺

Dude did Jimin dirty🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

I need a refund😭😭😭😭

Here I was waiting for y'all to get on your Jikook agenda and post that first Jikook selca of the year and you are there shipping Jimin with your bandmate and thiefing his shine. Who taught you that?!😥

Y'all are competitive but y'all don't compete with eachother's shine! JIKOOK 101😭😭😭

You share it😥

Show me where in the books this new development falls under. Show me

You winging it and it's unconstitutional😟

I rebuke it in Jesus name!

Someone beam me up.

You got these 13 year olds coming in my DMs telling me you are not supportive of your man's career.

I don't have time for this shit.

SOMEONE BEAM ME UP! Kirk!

If you've watched their Be behind video, and you've seen Jin talk about how RM complained to him when Tae chose Suga's version over his version you'd know where JK is coming from or where I think he is coming from having JMs version chosen over his.

Watch their Be self interview on yt too.

He said there's a melody he worked on for RM and when Jhope thought he got snubbed he recommended he release it instead- to quench his artistic drive perhaps.

That is why he released this song. He did it for himself. Like he said, he won't put out a song unless he was confident about it.

Suga have said time and again how the music and melodies they create never go to waste because they can repurpose it like he did with Telepathy I think.

Even JK explained he was reserving the melody he made for RM for a future group song.

He could have repurposed this or something.

When Jin talked about V vs JM's Christmas song and kept repeating how much he preferred Jimin's song to Tae's because Jimin"s was bright and upbeat, he made sure to clarify he wasn't implying Tae's song was bad. He was just indicating preference.

I won't lie, I was happy he preferred my bias's song but it made my VMin heart ache a little.

V and JM made very different songs, they shouldn't be compared to eachother in that way.

I don't like competitions. And I don't like when two artists are pit against eachother- which is exactly what these two versions of the bridge is doing out here.

I will literally die if in an interview JM is asked about his part and JK isn't. I can't do this😭

Those saying JM's is better make me sick, and those saying JK's is better make me nauseous. They both great. Point blank purr.

What's even more heartbreaking is hearing how excited he really was to share that bit with Army. Dude's eyes was glistening and everything. His bunny smile! 😥

Thats what makes this very hard for me.

The JJK in me is overjoyed and excited that he is doing things that make him really happy. I'm proud of him.

But the PJM in me just😕

I even feel more guilty that I prefer JM's version this time around😭😭😭😭

I feel like I'm betraying JK🤧

I was so happy seeing JM recieve all the love and attention I know he deserves.

Then here comes his boyfriend

'Hold up what about me!' Lol.

Imagine if RM releases the version of Blue and grey he made for Tae and it turns out we prefer that to the version Tae chose💀

Imagine that.

This has been a recurring theme throughout late 2020 to date. Jk's been choosing authenticity and self interests and passions over anything else and I couldn't be more happy for him.

Like we discussed, he's been learning to compromise too lately, which is great.

But honey this is a red flag. Deadass.

To me anyways😏

I've been a strong advocate for a certain level of independence and detachment in Jikook's dynamics because they lowkey exhibited codependency tendencies in their dynamics which is great for us shippers but not so great in the long run for their relationship or them as individuals .

Maybe I'm thinking out loud and prematurely here. I mean we are only beginning to have intimate access to their raw unscripted selves.

I don't think it's not that much of a big deal. RM and JM have equally shared their own versions of fake love on the internet but it is an interesting development in their dynamic to me.

I remember how happy JM was about his version of fake love, and it remains to date one of my favorite beats even though he was just spewing nonsense on that track. Lol.

He was so excited when he shared it with JK and Jin. He said when he showed it to JK the first time, JK said he loved it very much- how loving and supportive is that!

More of this please. Thank you.

PMS is a bitch y'all🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Has me in my feels about this.

I'm pretty sure JM is the one that even encouraged him to share his part in the first place. Won't put it past him.

'Ya Jungkook, release your version too'

'Army will love it'

'Right but I don't want it to seem like- Goldy is crazy you know'

'Goldy who now?'

'What about the thirteen year old fans-'

'Aht aht aht Who cares about them.'

Lmho.

I mentioned a few times on here how I felt JM seemed to have been demanding 'space' and a little bit of breathing room in their dynamic which was causing a little bit of tension here and there middle 2019 through to March last year and it all sounds like drama and speculation but...

May be if I told y'all I am a witch and my analysis of their relationship is based on mediums, phantom whisperers, empathetic readings or tarot cards y'all will leave me alone?🤥

Y'all don't seem to have a problem with the witches and empaths who be doing the same shit I do out here😒

Like we are all 'reading' these mens!

There's nothing wrong with 'psychoanalytically' evaluating a ship you know? Chilee.

Imma call myself a witch if it will get y'all off my back😹😹😹😹

I mentioned JK equally embarking on his own journey to assert himself within the group and within the relationship due to this?

But damn I did not see this one coming.

This is a red flag for me. And no, it doesn't mean they are broken up or having issues in their relationship.

Jk's TMI indicates they still been spending a lot of time together.

This is just a sign there's too much independence in their dynamic now- if you know what I mean.

Relationships flourish based on how attached we are to people- too much attachment is a problem, too little attachment is equally bad.

Jikook have always had a problem with over attachment in their dynamics in my opinion, to the point it was lowkey unhealthy- the jealousy, not being able to 'act professionally' within a group and work environment, having problems with being separated however briefly, constantly wanting to be where the other is etc.

Less attachment isnt necessarily a bad thing either. It means less of all the 'toxic' aspects of their relationship that over attachment brings but too much of that too can trigger anxiousness and insecurity and resentment.

Especially if one of them hates change. Cough Jimin.

With that comes all the wild aspects of love such as possessiveness, jealousy and I know JM doesn't do too well in that department...

In my opinion, I see JM as having a problem when JK breathes down his neck emotionally speaking, and at the same time he has a problem when he is too emotionally distant.

All this is interesting to me.

Who do I need to talk to to give me more of Jikook interactions individually or jointly?

I want to see more of their interactions beyond the overly staged, dramatized fanservice and official content.

Spending a lot of time around eachother and eating each other's ramen- pun intended, does not reflect on how intimate you are.

Intimacy requires depth and depth requires attachment.

How you treat eachother's needs and goals, dreams and desires is equally indicative of the intimacy in your relationship.

That has always been one distinctive quality of Jikook's ship.

And so I wonder the thought process that went into this decision. I know JM wouldn't object to JK sharing things like these or doing things that make him happy even if it has the potential to impact his own shine in any way.

Jikook don't compete against eachother.

I keep saying this.

Remember when I said I found it sus that JK was lying there staring at JM with his hands in between his legs?

Did yall see what the run editors said when JM and JK went up against each in the pool?

'Jikook don't play by the rules'

Jimin had to push JK in the water to end whatever ancient sex ritual foreplay rooted in kamasutra they had going on. Bless him.

And in so doing, he lost to JK.

Whenever they go up against eachother, one of them intentionally lose even though they are both very competitive.

Isn't that why JK said he'd rather 5 Jms so he can watch them compete against eachother?

When JK first made that post, I felt it was out of pettiness or a move to 'humble' JM.

I thought of when he'd posted that photo of himself with a hickey after JM had 'dated' him during the JinMinKook live.

I rolled my eyes and asked, 'what yall gays up to this time?' Why you out here humbling your man?

Anywho chilee we will never know.

At ease.

Signed,

GOLDY

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zorkaya-moved · 3 years ago

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“ i’ve been wrapped in my sorrow for so long, i’m afraid i’ll feel too cold without it. ” (Also from Solomon, actually being real on this)

@queensconquest

The theories were correct, they were proven right to her by the man himself. King Solomon himself was sitting in front of her, and even more did she understand just how human he was. A human was not supposed to live as long, but he was a human nonetheless. The reason she was thinkin to herself why humans were not supposed to live so long was because of memories and how they are deemed to erode, disappear in the sea of all experiences. This was why so many kids forgot what happened during their childhood and that’s why people forgot their traumatic experiences. But what about Solomon? He continued to live on, more alone than anyone would ever understand. Lucifer had his brothers, Diavolo had everyone around him, and demons were demons who were created to live for as long as they did. However, Solomon was not created in such way as a human. Humans were supposed to live a short life, but an eventful one.

Zarina knew she would be miserable if all people she ever cared about were to wither away in front of her without anyone to keep her company. Even one person who would remain a companion would be enough, just one. Why did God curse the sorcerer for eternity? If God let so many criminals die and go to Hell, why was Solomon not allowed to die? God was a petty bitch, that’s what she concluded while being by the wizard’s side. She was not someone who would easily accept her own loneliness, but she wanted to be there for Solomon. Just like she was there for her team and her family, but it was different as well. The way he spoke made her close her eyes as she stepped closer to him.

Her touch remained gentle, calming, and careful. With how Solomon sat on the couch, leaning forward and having his palms act as a support on his knees, Sokolova approached him quietly. It reminded her of how everyone told her to listen to what people were saying to understand their emotions. No, not understand as in become empathetic, but understand to know what to say. The Slavic maiden knew she will never understand the hardships that Solomon had gone through and what hardships awaited him. The veil of solitude was wrapped around him so tightly and she continued to tug it for her own selfish reasons, wanting to have his attention selfishly and greedily as if she were Mammon clutching onto Goldie for dear life. No, it was still so obviously different.

What a poor, poor man.

The look in golden eyes softened before she closed her eyes again upon pacing her hand on top of his head, gently caressing those similarly silver locks. A soft exhale followed as she began her small talk, not thinking that it will alleviate any hardships off his shoulders and his chest, but it was better than sitting in silence where it will make the answer seem more negative than it could be. If he were to shed the cloak of sorrow, would he be given false hope? Or will he find salvation if he were to take it off?

“You feel safe where you are because you know how to deal with it,” or ignore it. “Sorrow became your obvious companion through your ordeals, so it is natural to feel scared if you were to take it off your chest. It makes me wonder if that is another reason for your selfless love,” Zarina recalled the words of how he told her about the ways to get his trust and his love. The way he would want others to live on and live with those who would live alongside them and die alongside them. However, Sokolova didn’t live in the Human Realm with the thought she’ll survive past her forties in the business she was working. “I’ve told you before, but let me to tell you more.”

For the first time does Zarina gets down on her knees to look at him in the eyes. Her hands rested on top of his own palms, trying to remind him that he wasn’t alone at this very moment. She knew how isolation tasted, even now she was isolated from the normal and common, but even then she felt like she didn’t belong. Even by the side of her family and even by the side of her team, she knew there was still distance and they will all leave her sooner or later. But Solomon knew that people will die and he will see them wither away like flowers, so insignificant before the vast eternity.

How miserable it is to be alone.

“Even if it for a short while, you will need a person who you can confide in. A person who is a human, not a demon or an angel. Even if they make you happy, they will not be able to understand certain things,” Zarina brought of her hands up to cup his cheek, looking deep into those emeralds. “They will not know how it is to be human. No matter how similar we might be, there is a difference nevertheless. If someone offers you their time, you should take it, ask for more, be greedier, be a bit more selfish than you are.” Was it a hint at her own proposals? Yes.

Sokolova wasn’t speaking of his power, his knowledge, and what he had. It was about spiritual and emotional things that she was taught to always return to. Or attempt to return to as apathy was taking over her mind regarding so many things, distancing her from others as she were to become the moon in the sky - cold, distant, isolated; shining brighter than all stars, but still alone in her true company.

“You said I will always have home with you and I rejected you. Do you remember?” It didn’t happen too long ago, but she needed to return tot hat very moment. Her thumb caressed his cheek, trying to give him warmth but knowing her body temperature was still lower than his. “The only reason I rejected you is because you were not asking for me to be your home as well. You are not asking for what will make you feel less scared of sorrow’s disappearance when you can and I always give you the right to do it. Even if it for a short while for you, but... Maybe being selfish once in a thousand years would be fine?”

Did he think she did not notice those lingering morning looks he gave her? Or how distant he might be with his far-away look when they were spending time together? Did he really think those things would escape her observant hawk eye? Sadly to him, it never did. If there was anyone Zarina paid the closest attention to, it was always him, it was always Solomon. The shady wizard who never made her feel inferior and who always remained his self around her, opening bit by bit to her about his life and himself.

It ... made her happy. The fact that he chose to open up to her.

“I don’t want to leave that crying sorcerer alone for too long, he shouldn’t stifle his cries like that for he is human. Humans are allowed to grieve, to cry, to scream, to ask for someone else to be by their side. And... I do not leave my people behind,” she attempted to make a joke, snickering for a second before her smile became softer. Was this how Yaroslav felt when he told her these words when he first told her that she wasn’t alone in sorrow? It made her memory reappear in her mind before she spoke the words told to her by her family and her team. “You are one of my people, Solomon. And no one who I consider a part of my group is going to be left behind, not while I’m still alive. I’ll always seek your company because you make me... feel, enjoy things, and you ground me more than you think. You’ve given me so much without asking for anything in return.” A light pinch to his cheek with a light frown before her face once again relaxed.

“This is why, I want to tell you that it’s alright to ask anything from me. Let me become a person who’ll let you speak honesty without shame, let you feel as human as you are. Allow me to make you more selfish for as long as I’m here, so for one time you won’t be afraid to shed the cloak of sorrow because I’ll be here.” Zarina shifted her position just a bit, using her hand on his knee to push up just a bit as her lips were now pressed to his forehead in a silent gesture. Who ever said it was just his thing? “You’re forgetting that I’m quite a determined woman. If you ever dare to disappear on me, I’ll search my whole life for you just to embrace you and tell you that you can tell me what can’t tell others. You won’t be too cold if there is someone by your side when you take it off bit by bit.”

How poetically she ended her speech. However, it was only her thought process. It was hard not to feel a bit out of her element when speaking to anyone but her brother like that. However, she tried to connect with the side that she’d long separated herself from. No, not even that, the side that she only showed to her team and her family, the real side that centralized itself around protection of those who her heart responded to. Solomon was just lucky enough to become a part of that important group.

“I know it won’t be cold, because you kept me warm when isolation came for me. You said you won’t look away, so accept that I will not look away as well. Your pacts, your eternity, your powers - I won’t lie, I care little about those. The only person I care about is Solomon. Just a guy who just like me uses masks to hide the deeper meaning, a human who has been tortured enough to ask for more in his life, even if it’ll be just one thing.” But then again, everything was just her long way of telling that she wanted him to trust her. A bit more. Then, she’d be doing the very same thing. Even if she were just a speck of dust in the rivers of time, she’ll make herself shine brightly in this man’s life, even if she’ll be forgotten just like those figures from the image he showed her. It didn’t matter. What mattered was now, the present. The present where she can do everything. “I don’t know how scared you are, I don’t know your horrors and your tragedies, but what I know is that I’m here right now and I will remain here until you can confide in me. As long as it takes.” Zarina knew she was patient. She’ll wait. For him, just like for those who her heart sang, she will wait while singing lullabies to the bright white moon.

#wow this got INSANELY long holy shit #i hope this is ok brit #zarina said she's here to give solomon a tiny lecture #queensconquest #❄ ― IN CHARACTER. ╱ you breathe by the sun，i breathe by the moon.#☼ SOLOMON. ―▐ in the everlasting garden of wisdom and tragedy，i’ll have your name on my lips as a song.#long post //

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trashbinbackyard · 4 years ago

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whatever questions are relevant/you want to answer: 1-10 for band lads, 11-20 for poly roomies, 21-37 for misfits

ayy

Boys will be boys

1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out

They take turns, if the other wants to try a shenanigan the other has to stay put and the next time the opportunity arises they’re free to try something stupid

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes

Neither really, just send the other pictures of hamsters/ferrets and be like “thats you”

3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react

Their music tastes are pretty similar, but Roo leans bit more to heavier stuff while Jules I feel like appreciates a good bop (not that roo doesn’t)

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love

Less spoil and more give attention, and even then they’re both pretty low key, no need to make it a competition

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them

Their getting-together and dating went on pretty long, I hate coming up wit ha strict timeline

6. What was their wedding like

At a courthouse next to the place they pick up their weed, the party was a surprise event for close friends

7. Is their friends/family supportive

Neither of them told their families and friends before getting hitched, Max was ready to strangle Roo for not telling her

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying

Just hold hand, be close, tell the other to breathe

9. Which one dissociates

Roo, just a bit

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them

Jules is a pancake, Roo has a bit of booty but they both will fail the cake check, doesn’t stop them from appreciating flat man ass tho

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Middle-age polys

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?

Fairly small place, living room, kitchen, bedroom and office. Quinn has put some personal touches around the place like bead curtains and colorful banners on the walls, a mcfucking huge bed for all of them to share

12. What do their dates look like

Something lowkey, a picnic, a cafe or something, just chill and make everyone feel included

13. How does each act when getting drunk

Wolf went crazy, went stupid, and never drank again, Quinn gets silly and clingy and becomes that one drunk girl in the bar bathrooms calling everyone queens. I guess Mateo knows when to stop when he gets tipsy and warm and fuzzy drunk(?)

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them

Wolf is the early bird, he doesn't kiss tho, morning breath and all. Just makes breakfast ready and then go gently shake the other two awake

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless

Wolf has his crosswords and sudokus, and motorbikes, he keeps the work talk to a minimum at home, Quinn has plenty of niche interest ranging from human history of the ‘70s to teas, and horrible fashion. Mat has his scented candles and plants

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images

This ask gave me a whiplash but I think Quinn would step this low

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other

Now look, Wolf may not understand Quinn’s attachment to his work uniform but he’s not gonna say anything

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them

Quinn has the occasional body dysmorphia about their scoliosis, they are comforted by Wolf telling he barely notices it and Mat assuring it’s not as bad as Quinn sometimes feels it is

20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing?

Smooth jazz for your soul

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Oldie and goldie

25. Do people ever get annoyed of their pda

When they’re working together they keep it professional, outside of work however is other thing, though if Ninida doesn’t feel like doing pda Harlei is not gonna push, and there’s no reason for anyone to get annoyed

26. Would they live in the city or the country

City, if they ever would settle in one place

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there

Harlei’s shoulder/neck. For nini? idk

32. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners

Neither knows how to cook well, it’s chicken nuggets, frozen pizza and takeout

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe

Reckless 100%

36. What would their valentines gifts be to each other

Something tastefully horrible, a prank scented candle, a two-person hoodie, a shit bitch you is fine bear

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?

They have arguments more frequently as their relationship goes on, less fight more petty disagreements, Harlei would go for the make-up sex and Ninida would rather talk like adults and it’s this rift between them that in the end separated them

#had therapy while i was writing #and then my dad texted me #and then sami texted me #and then sisko texted me #and everything was horrible for a hot minute there #go overwhelmed im sorry about that #space shitstorm #others ocs

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shrouded-jed · 4 years ago

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Contact list (for Samuel and Bass <3)

@the-inquisitive-journalist

Samuel: Goldie (or Cutting board) Bass: Bitch God

Jed would also promptly ignore any texts gotten from Bass because he’s a petty prick.

#writers note;; ooc #;;the-inquisitive-journalist

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goldensfm · 5 years ago

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* ╰ 𝐡𝐢 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐥𝐮𝐯𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐠 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐬 , i’m your resident crackhead steven forced out of early writing retirement by miss rona but i ain’t complainin ! 🤡 i’m here to bring you a decidedly non - crackheaded muse utilizing the absolute goddess that is zendaya . like got DAMN 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 at her ! i’m swimming with muse for lex so i am hoping my control freak ice queen offers some sort of justice — i cant wait to meet you all and love you down endlessly ! if you could spare a 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 for my validation , i’ll offer you all my best plots in return ! 💖

𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕

❛ ✶ ( ZENDAYA , CIS - FEMALE , SHE / HER ) spotted ! ALEXANDRIA ‘ LEX ’ GOLDMAN was spotted singing along to BOSS BITCH by DOJA CAT in hilton grove. you’ve heard of them right ? they are a TWENTY - TWO year old ACTRESS & ENTREPRENEUR who has already amassed a net worth of $31M. you should really follow them on insta @GOLDEN , they’re about to hit 39.1M followers. the tabloids have been calling them the EXECUTIVE because they are known for being + PURPOSEFUL but also a bit - AUSTERE. — ooc info ( steven . 21 . pst . she / her / they / them . )

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full name : alexandria ( defender of man ) rochelle ( little rock ) goldman ( little golden one ) nicknames : primarily goes by lex . lexie , xan on occasion , and gold / goldie . birthday & age : september 3rd / 22 years old zodiac : virgo gender & pronouns : cis - female , she / her / hers orientation : openly bisexual nationality : american ethnicity : mixed race — african - american , german , irish , english , scottish occupation : former beauty pageant competitor and 2016’s miss teen usa , current film and television actress , model , business entrepreneur , and activist . recognized for : starring in hbo’s television series euphoria , being the first openly queer representative for the usa in the pageant circuit , her advocacy for feminism and criminal justice reform , a bustling social media page , being one of forbes 2019′s top 30 under 30 . char . inspos : meredith grey from grey’s anatomy , spencer hastings from pretty little liars , hermione granger from harry potter , meghan markle , angela martin from the office , alex cabot from law and order svu , and more than anything , claire from fleabag . 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐮 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐦 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 , 𝐢 𝐛𝐞𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐨 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐱’𝐬 𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝟑 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬 . tropes : control freak , defrosting the ice queen , perpetual frowner , did you think i can’t feel ? , hidden depths , stepford smiler . aesthetics : an intellect that remembers everything ; wild caramel curls with just enough composure to seem effortless ; a fear of failure more crippling than life itself ; the smell of fresh linen and lavender ; a color - coded itinerary ; a perfectly choreographed interaction , each time ; lilac power - suits and an immaculate composure ; unspoken mommy issues ; tenebrous , intent gazes swimming with the resonance of unspoken thoughts ; ‘ don’t touch me please ‘ syndrome ; kicking out hookups before you both fall asleep ; ordering the same thing at a restaurant , every time ; flinching at ‘ i love you’s ’ ; drafting business emails at the club ; an admiration of atlas , with the world’s weight upon your shoulders .

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born the sole continuance of the goldman name to a mother whose pregnancy was all but a career death - sentence , lex bore the weight of the world’s expectations on graceful shoulders from the moment she came into the light . lieutenant olivia goldman , head of the manhattan police department , can deny the salacious accused affair with the district attorney until she’s blue in the face but can’t deny the consequence of their tryst , alexandria being a painful reminder of losing nearly all her mother’s years of hard work while her father simply denied her existence and lived none the more guilted . from the start , the odds were stacked against the goldman progeny , pushing perfection as her only claim to some semblance of attention from liutenant goldman .

as a mixed race child to a white unwed mother in law enforcement , working 80 hours weeks and having spent years building her career , there was little lex saw of her mother that wasn’t something resembling exhaustion or utter disinterest . this forces her to grow independent at an astounding pace , keeping to herself as to not bother her mother with her own whims or desires . at 12 , her mother is courted by an award - winning director who requests her guidance on a police film he’s submitting — she refuses to advise on the film , but goes to dinner with him as a courtesy , and they’re married a year later in a lavish hamptons wedding in the summer . rudy delano is a world -renowned director along the likes of steven spielberg , and takes to lex like she were his own daughter . as if to balance out olivia’s coldness and detachment , he showers lex in adoration and support , encouraging her to pursue her interests of pageantry when she voices them following her 7th grade year .

considering a lifetime spent nitpicking and pushing her own facade of complete calculation , she takes the pageantry world by storm and it seems the rest of her life falls into place . a perfectionist in every sense , she maintains nothing short of flawlessness throughout high school ( taking on student council co-president , heading several clubs , and one of four school valedictorians ) and goes on to compete in the most elite of pageantry circuits . her advocacy for marginalized populations was a major platform and propelled her to miss teen new york and soon after , miss teen usa . in the live aired interview segment , perhaps among the most important moments of her life , lex makes a rare slip and accidentally comes out as bisexual when asked about the LGBTQ+ mental health crisis in her home state of new york . this leads to lex becoming the first openly queer miss teen usa , and would have likely fared well if she were to have continued ; despite its progressions , the pageant world of sponsorships seems to lag behind , and the ‘ controversy ’ of her coming out led to her leaving the pageant world for good .

on her own two wobbly feet , she continues with her advocacy and finds herself excelling in the business element of it all , going on to obtain her business degree from columbia while taking on the big screen in a blossoming film career at the encouragement of her step father . she shoots to stardom upon the release of euphoria , paired with a strong social media presence , a thriving modeling career , and a brand that becomes recognized as a household name synonymous with advocacy and entrepreneurship .

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perhaps lex’s most notable quality is being driven by an unyielding fear of failure and mediocrity . there is no task small enough that lex will not accomplish to the best of her execution , and if she can’t ensure perfection , she will refuse to give it an attempt at all . this all or nothing attitude stems from an obscene obsession with control and remaining in control , something those around her are all too aware of .

despite a rather charming and gregarious disposition on the red carpet , many will note that lex is incredibly reserved when meeting her in real life . the pageantry training has kicked in to give her a facade to push when she’s in the spotlight , though her true disposition is much less play and much more work . she’s stoic and serious , knowing just what to say at what time to continue the narrative that she is completely in control . cool and calculated , her affect is usually stern and unwilling to reflect any sentiment of softness or goofiness — many business associates note her absolute maturity and rationality even at the tender age of 22 . her energy , as subdued as it may be , commands the room with a power of self-assuredness that only stems from a confidence rooted in something to back it up . she’s an elderly woman in a millennial’s body , and this tends to show in her dry wit humor , relative moodiness , and general propensity for wanting things done exclusively her way .

lex’s intellect has always been a strong suit of hers , a photographic memory that allowed her to glide through school with the least of struggles . astute and well - spoken , monotone and unlikely to crack in her stony temperament , she’s a force of nature to be well reckoned with . luckily , lex shows little to no interest in engaging with petty drama and tends to keep in her own lane , losing interest nearly immediately in the mindless pettiness some of her friends wrap themselves up in . rational , arguably to a fault , lex has a bad habit of censoring herself and limiting her own commentary when in the company of anyone she needs to maintain her reputation with ; close friends , on the other hand , will easily characterize her as blunt and straightforward , almost too aggressive with her honesty for her own good . though she’d rarely voice it , she has an undeniable superiority complex stemming from a recognition that whatever she does , she’s incredibly good at ( ignoring her unwillingness to step out and try anything outside her comfort zone . )

this is the curious dichotomy of alexandria goldman , considering one of her most notable flaws is her unwillingness to invest . despite being perhaps overly honest , the moment a conversation ( or relationship ) runs the risk of becoming too emotionally risky , she shuts down . flames have been ghosted , relationships have been ended , and friendships have been cut off simply because lex deemed them to be a danger to her mission of remaining in complete control of herself and her life . the select few that have plowed through lex’s rather prickly initial interactions have earned themselves a friend forged from gold , loyal to a fault and ready to drop anything at a wind’s blow to aide those she loves most . defensive and ornery , the pageant girl facade soon blows over to reveal an anal retentive , emotionally stunted grandmother who loses her lid over the most minute of inconveniences if they step out of her pre-established plans and routines .

hiding beneath her layers of fake smiling at redundant questions , unapproachable hostility and being an otherwise unmeltable ice queen , lex harbors a deep intensity that overcomes her when allowed to reign ( and very rarely is allowed to reign ) . she does not invest in small doses and despite the relative unlikelihood of her allowing a distraction such as a relationship , the few she’s had have been intense whirlwinds led by lex’s own inability to limit herself — she’s all , or she’s nothing , but nowhere in the middle .

#hilton:intro #late. to the. party. : yes #ready 2. party ? : also. yes #😤✊🏽

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thenixkat · 6 years ago

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Episode 9 (35)

Downtown is very lively in Dakota, even at night. There’s so many builbords and neon

Puff and Onyx rob the mall? Do people build malls down town in really tall kinda skyscraper buildings?

Puff can turn into a cloud? I don’t think she could do that before

Magic zap caps. The cap did not work long

Heroes. Feturing Static. Someone wants Static in a tv show.

Fucking Rast. Fuck Rast.

Poor Brandon.

Brandon is me interacting with people who have power over me.

Why does the skyscraper have openable windows?

Rast’s first choice for the show was Superman. Static has fans all over the country.

Why were Puff and Onyx robbing the store?

Also why were Puff and Onyx robbing a store? ...that's not their thing. Their thing is trying to be bounty hunters, or hired goons. Sure they formed the Metamen and attacked Static and Gear, but like that's just petty revenge stuff. Did some someone pay them to go rob the store?

Did Rast pay them to rob the store? I mean he does have a paid group of children mope outside his building just incase he needed to play on Static's heartstrings to get him to agree to work on his show.

Rast pays children to mope outside of his building for hours. $10 an hour. That’s better than minimum wage.

Static continues to not be ok with people signing him up for shit w/o his permission.

Static’s a fucking sucker.

THE FUCK IS RICHIE DOING THAT NEEDS A WELDING TORCH AND A MICROSCOPE?!

Explain this pls?

What the fuck is he spot welding on that slide?!

How is he wearing that welding mask comfortably over his glasses?

Static gets star treatment, makeup touch ups, and iced tea.

Gear had trouble getting pass the security guards who thought he was a delivery boy.

Gear does not sound happy.

They are an hour late for patrol.

hwere the fuck did Richie get functioning weilding equipment? oh wait he had weilding equipment last ep. Did Brianiac!Richie rob a workshop? and Richie kept that shit? whent back to to destroyed steel mill and got that shit and took it back to the gasstation?

Gear is serious about superheroing. Also does not like being called a sidekick

Flying with helicopters.

Upside down star. Red-orange electro magic. StarBurst.

Yeah, zap caps are bullshit. And do not work in this case.

Starburst’s electromagic straight up wrecks asphalt and rock

Rast fucking heckles the heros. Gear wants to back off and come up with a strategy. Static jumps headfirst into it b/c what can go wrong?

Starburst hits a brick wall had enough to make a dent/crumble paint and didn’t break his spine? Just gets back up like its nothing? Dude is a metahuman.

Static gets knocked into a pile of garbage. Starburst wins.

Rast chews out the heroes. Gear looks angry, Static looks downcast.

The gasstation has a backroom, with shelves of science stuff

STatic’s upset about loosing the fight. Gear’s upset about Static not listening to him about pulling back and comming up with a plan. Gear accuses Static of showing off for the camera. Static accuses Gear of being jelous. Gear says he doesn’t give a shit about the show and would rather not be in it. Static tells him to leave then, b/c he was a solo act b4 Gear came along.

Instant regret. Gear storms off angry.

Static is taller than Gear.

Static feels bad.

Rast is a fucking dick.

Static goes through an already broken window.

Static calles Starburst ‘goldie’

Property damage. Static tears power line supplying the city for a power boost.

Mr. H and Sharon watch tv together.

Richie visits the Hawkins household at night to see Virgil. SHaron gives him a heads up that Virgil’s in a bad mood.

Richie came to apologize. Virgil apologizes back. Richie admits to being jealous. Virgil admits to show boating.

“Maybe he’s not a metahuman” suuuure

Breaking and entering. Tresspassing.

Ok show, explain how a wireless device is alowing a dude to copy STatic’s powers? Is Starburst a fucking wizard?

Did this bitch just throw his cup on the floor?

Brandon quietly sneeks away as Static confronts Rast.

Static uses his powers to intimidate Rast. STatic magnetizes flesh to glass.

Why is stuff being delivered to the museum by public transportation? Also poor handcuff briefcase etiquette.

Static destroys the power copying device and Starburst’s powers don’t really fade? Don’t instantly go away. How the fuck does it work. I think he’s a metahuman and a wizard.

Starburst tries to murder Rast/ distract Static to get away

Static can lift/move a helicopter. It is clearly difficult

Starburst gets some distance away b4 his powers start fading.

Gear must have been sneakin g around and trailing the criminal. Gear makes the snag. Planning works.

Rast unmasks Starburst on camera.

Rast gets Brandon’s name wrong and takes a call in the middle of the villian rant

Brandon’s so pissed off he raves about how he sabatodged Rast’s diet by putting whole milk in his coffee

Richie did reserch and Brandon was a physics student who wanted to make movies. Became a supervillian to get funds to make em.

Virgil and Richie hang out downtown and get hotdogs at night

#nix meows #nix watches static shock

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I laughed at the thought that Jimin would put that 100m loan in a song, this is hilarious idea, sorry😆 The man who regularly donates money, who told that man 'it's ok give it back in 10 years' then went all petty and wasted lines in his song on that?! These lines?

Gave you all the money Gave you all my heart Your masquerade party I was fucking drunk, oh

Come on people, who do you make Jimin to be? 😆 Let's make Set me free about this guy too then, as in Set me free from older people borrowing money from me, I will go my way I will be saying No from now on 😆 Jimin said Face was about his feelings during pandemic and that he got over them, then he started working on Face in spring 2022 and decided to throw this fresh hot story in too? I'm laughing just imagining him happily swaying his ass on that sofa at Pdogg's studio while writing lines shading his unreliable friend, ohhh people should be careful around him 😆

Well he should make another called bitch better pay me back my money before I set Goldy lose on em😵‍💫

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moseyprose · 7 years ago

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I was tagged by @the-roulette-spinner to put my music on shuffle and write down the first ten songs that played. And what a ride it was. I can’t seem to link YouTube videos on my iPad, so I've decided to include a fun tidbit about each song for your reading pleasure instead.

Stacy’s Mom by Bowling for Soup - This is a cover of the Fountains of Wayne song. IMO, I like this version better.

Snow [Hey Oh] by Red Hot Chilli Peppers - This song was played in the end credits of one of the Japanese live action movies for Death Note. No, really, it was. Look it up.

Circus by Britney Spears - This single inspired Britney to to go on her Circus tour. Apparently that tour is considered to be the 5th most profitable female tour ever.

Bitch by Meredith Brooks - A lot of people thought that Alanis Morissette sung this. Brooks finds this quite amusing, apparently.

Something in the Way by Nirvana- Cobain planned to have this song sung with a band. To show the producer how he wanted it to sound, Cobain played the song by himself. The producer liked how great the song sounded with just Cobain and his guitar that they recorded it like that on the spot.

Rabid Bits of Time by Chad Vangaalen - Rabid Bits of Time was featured in a 2011 indie film called Norman.

You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring - This song has links to the book Lord of the Flies by William Golding. I mean, one of the lyrics literally is Lord of the Flies, but yeah. Still pretty cool.

Die Young by Kesha - This song was pretty much wiped off the airwaves in America the day after the Sandy Hook Massacre. There is some logic to that, I suppose.

No Children by The Mountain Goats - Okay, so, one of the only reasons I got into Mountain Goats was because I heard this song in the first episode of the third season of Morel Orel. Do you like claymation, conservative Christian satire and shows that have huge mood whiplashes between seasons that will wrench your heart and change you forever? Then you better fucking watch Moral Orel, chum. Seriously, drop everything and watch it, the episodes are only ten minutes long. WATCH IT.

In Tokyo by Studio Killers - Studio Killers is a fictional band whose members consist of Cherry, Goldie Fox and Dyna Mink. Two of them are animals and one (Cherry) is a thicc aesthetic Bae. Listen to them.

You Get What You Give by New Radicals - There is a part in this song where Alexander (the singer) complains about political issues and a few celebrities. Apparently he put it in there as a test to see what the media would focus their outrage on more. As he suspected, there was more controversy over the petty celebrity bashing rather than the more serious political issues. Also Marilyn Manson got mad about being in the song, but not because he was being made fun of. He literally said, and I quote: “I’ll crack (Alexander’s) skull in if I see him” because Alexander used Marilyn’s name in the same sentence as Courtney Love. It’s all good though, because the two of them met in a supermarket by chance and apologised to each other. Yeah.

#music #music facts #tagged #shuffle #first ten songs

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yourstruly-clover · 5 years ago

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Red: Leo's part...? Who is Leo-

Me: Look at the bowl of candy you stole on your way out from the castle this morning.

Red: The...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well, his contribution certainly did not go to waste. I've pissed off at least 50 of my guards today by offering grape candy to them. It's been glorious.

Red: Anyways, Blond Idiot's standing there frozen cuz Laurie's practically shaking him by the shoulders, and Laurie notices the note. Now the guilt is fighting the satisfaction. KG walks over and sits on the windowsill while Laurie reads this ever so short note.

"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. Don't forgive me for a while, understandable. Call me a petty bitch? Go ahead. But you can't break a law of science, can you?"

Let me tell you, he wasn't just jealous of an island. A similar scenario has happened to the the king like this, but Mother didn't come home like Laurie did.

"Revenge. For leaving without telling you. That's what this is?"

"I'm sorry."

"So you do remember everything?"

" 'Course."

Much to my surprise, they didn't fight. Well they did for about 15 minutes, but that's about it. Bit of crying too. Talked it out after, Laurie asking questions and KG responding with one word answers.

"So you're not dating that guard right?"

"Noooo, I'm not dating Benjamin! Why would you think that?"

"He gave a look after you left..."

"His whole family is a family of actors and actresses, you don't suppose he wouldn't pick stuff up?"

"Just checkin' Goldie."

KG leaves, and makes it halfway down the hall before someone grabs his arm, and Laurie is right back behind him.

"So you remember everything, absolutely?"

"It was an act, Captain. Of course I do."

"Thank god."

"You're an idiot you know."

"Oh I know. That's why I'm giving you full permission to actually forget me forever if you want in about 6 seconds."

"What in the world do you mean? Why would I want......."

"See ya tomorrow Benjamin."

"No worries Archie bud!" Benny Boy's all happy. "Damn..today wasn't half bad! Hey KG, if you're there, how'd your thing go with that piraaaaaaa........

aaaaaaAAAAARCHER! ARCHIE ARCHIE ARCHIE WAIT UP YOU OWE ME $35 YOU OWE ME! PAY THE HELL UP!"

Me: coulda told it better

Red: well later you can scribble it allllll down into a beautiful story for your liking

Benjamin: HII!!!! How are you! My name's Benjamin Mariot, nice to meet ya!

Red: oh no, noooo no no no no no, please don't tell me he's joining these conversations on this site

Me: karma for not letting me tell the best parts. Also what did Benny Boy do to you, he's a saint.

What have I done all day you ask? Ask Paige, she’ll be able to tell you

@logic-cat

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thoughts and predictions based on degrassi next class s4 episode descriptions ~ spoilers under the cut !

4x01 #BackToReality: Grace and Jonah keep their relationship on the DL and Tristan starts back slowly at school. Esme is willing to do whatever it takes to keep her man.

grace+jonah is my nightmare, but whatever. i think this is honestly gonna be really unimportant and it’s mostly gonna be them trying to hide from frankie... idc about this plot enough to even make predictions. sry. the tristan thing is kinda clear, i’m hoping they cover ableism when it comes to tris being in a wheelchair or with crutches - depending on how he’s recovered. knowing degrassi he’ll probably just be walking again *sigh*. i just !! want !! an ableism storyline !! this esme thing sounds like garbage. zig is gonna be all obsessive about maya and esme is gonna take it personally and we’re gonna just disregard the trauma esme has endured, i guess!! esme is gonna be petty and i don’t want to see it.

4x02 #GetMoney: Frankie is uploading some questionable posts on her socials so Esme encourages her re-curate her online persona. Shay is determined to up her game to get scouted.

esme/frankie is actually a really cool friendship pairing? i don’t even know what this means. i’m assuming frankie is being annoying jealous ex and posting about jonah 24/7 and being all depressed and annoying and esme is like “cut it out bitch” and makes her portray herself as more of a badass sexy girl. shay thing doesn’t need explaining, i’m excited to see her have a non-love triangle storyline, hopefully relating to her race and returning to the speech she made toward frankie about privilege ?!?

4x03 # ILookLikeA: Goldi has been flirting with Winston and doesn’t even know it. Miles questions a post-grad opportunity that seems too good to be true.

so winston is being annoying again... typical. my prediction here is that she’s been being nice to him and he’s like “so r we dating” and she is probably gonna be weirdly pressured into a thing with him because she’s like “i guess i like him?”... i don’t know what this miles thing is but i am so fucking into it. if i have to put a prediction it’s gonna be something tailor made for him and he’s gonna find out his dad set it up to try to force him to be close and some strings are attached or something

4x04 # RollUpToTheClubLike: After a terrorist attack in Brussels, the Muslim students at Degrassi find themselves in some very heated situations. Grace creates a bucket list.

i don’t like using a real life tragedy as a plot device but i’m so into the concept of degrassi showing racism like this WOW,,, and this grace plot line is gonna destroy me. i wish she’d do it with her friends instead of jonah tho.

4x05 #Preach: Saad is torn between his own beliefs and the students’ collective show of solidarity for Brussels. Frankie wonders if hanging with Esme and Zig is really good for her.

wait?!?!!? is saad gonna be like “maybe it’s a muslim problem” wow i’m into this complicated storyline. you wouldn’t expect that... wow. and frankie + esme + zig is... something i’m into. make them have a threesome. i know it won’t happen but i want it. i’m sure it’s gonna be fake edgy stuff and frankie is gonna think she’s in ~big trouble~

4x06 #FactsOnly: Yael feels like an identity overhaul is needed and turns to Lola for help. Maya auditions for Zoë , Goldi and special celebrity judge for the charity talent show.

i hope this identity overhaul includes dumping hunter wow.. but yael + lola is an unexpected friendship that i need. i know this isn’t it but i want the identity overhaul to be her realizing how shitty the gamer club is and ditching them and becoming friends with lola+shay+frankie and still being a gamer without feeling the need to be that ~one of the guys~ try-hard. i hope this is part of her wig storyline too. i really don’t know where they’re going with this but i’m pumped. this last part makes no sense to me tbh... whatever. i guess it could be maya getting back into music?

4x07 #Fire: What starts out as a small grad camping getaway with Zig, Tiny, Jonah, Grace and Maya turns into a bigger ordeal when Frankie, Esme, Shay and Lola latch on.

i don’t care about this ... i think maya and zig are gonna bond and kinda get back together

4x08 #GetYouAManThatCanDoBoth: Tristan and others wonder if his turbo-mode recovery is a good idea. After seeing others get ‘promposals,’ Shay is hoping that Tiny will do the same.

i also don’t care about this and have nothing to say here

4x09 #Obsessed: The senior prom is delayed due to a code red emergency. Esme is furious when prom doesn’t go exactly as she’d hoped.

CODE RED!! EMERGENCY!! i cannot wait to find out what this is holy fuck!!! but esme is just gonna be pissy because zig and maya are absolutely gonna end up going to prom with one another after that camping trip... i wish they’d do esme better or make her younger or something...she deserves more than this.

4x10 #KThxBye: The gowns are on and the caps are about to be thrown, it’s another Degrassi graduation! Zoë wonders how much support she’ll get as she prepares to make her valedictory speech.

zoe being the valedictorian doesn’t make sense considering i don’t remember her having exceptional grades... shouldn’t esme maybe be valedictorian since she always talks about how great her grades are and how hard she works? but i guess it doesn’t matter because for degrassi/most of tv whoever it’ll be most dramatic to be valedictorian will be valedictorian. also i thought miles was gonna be valedictorian in my last prediction post i think?!?! but ANYWAY this is gonna be zoe freaking out about her mom showing up or not and i hope her mom doesn’t show up and zoe has a moment of accepting herself and not needing her mom’s acceptance??~

#degrassi next class #degrasssi #a clusterfuck actually

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thehobbblog · 8 years ago

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Entry #14

AIR SWEET AIR SWEET FRESH fucking underground bullshit air But at least it’s moving. As usual, the Underground as a whole is unimpressed with our actions. Life goes on, no matter what happened to the Moloch, or how silly we looked down there. All that matters is that we remember it, and we got some stuff. There was a nice example of how little anyone gives a shit, just outside. A Devily lady, on her way back from Exile. Said her “Companion” was a Daredevily. This made the party suspect, and the idiots got all in her face and berated her for like, six minutes. Apparently, Daredevelies are a thing that exist. They’re like Develies, but they get off on sinning. Or something. Or maybe they sinned so much that they’re mind and body changed. I dunno. The party seems to think they’re serious business, and Alice is still livid to the Violence one. I don’t think I wanna ask. In addition to existing, they have a settlement nearby. That if we were to go any further into the Exile, we’d have to pass through. So you know, windows up and don’t stop I guess. This Devily lady had a companion in the settlement, and made us swear not to kill him. We have no way of knowing which one is him, so I guess we’ll just not kill anyone. Regardless of Alice's whining. Anyway, we quit antagonizing the civilian, and she left. Avram finally got reception on his PAI, which buzzed to life. It’s cute, really. I like robots, and this was a tiny little AI. Promised to help. Avram installed Devily Google on the thing, and then we googled basically nothing important. And Anna hates birds, which is weird for a druid. Weylinn tried to embarrass me in front of the new guy, by calling me paranoid about not trusting the Sakko we saw at the camp. And then gallantly led the party in the wrong fucking direction back to Sakko’s camp. Where I was totally fucking right. Everyone’s gone, except Goldie and Geheim. Sakko wasn’t Sakko, it was VIolence. ANd now all the plants are tearing ass across the Underground, and we gotta get them. Because I missed the damn “Detect evil dudes” or whatever this bullshit I’m supposed to do. I fucking hate everything. Fortunately, real Sakko was there. To further embarrass us that we ever thought that Violence was Sakko; the guy’s like, twenty feet on each side. Carries a sword that’s just a sharpened chunk of mountain. I’m not fucking around, it’s like some childhood hero wandered out of storybook and started giving us orders. He’s giving us a cart, and lobsters. Lobsters that can carry the cart int he desert we’re about to go into. Desert lobsters, if you will. King was present, apparently he and Sakko know each other. King took responsibility for Alice’s curse, as well as Avram’s. Which is fucking curious, because not a day ago King had no earthly idea what Alice's curse belt did. Sakko tried to remove them both, but only got Alice’s curse cured. Which is fair, Avram sort of deserved his. But, enough fucking around. Sakko hadn’t forgotten why this all happened. He asked for apprentices on the radio, and I showed up. There were lessons I had to learn, and redemption with the plant people had to wait. True to his storybook nature, the task was needlessly complicated, but presented straightforward. I was to make my way--alone-- to a group of Hidden Ones, and offer my assistance. Climb a mountain, get a Phoenix egg and come back. Putting aside for a moment that fucking phoenixes exist, and are apparently just like a thing that you can stumble into, how the fuck am I supposed to climb back down the mountain with a flaming egg? Nobody said this Paladin shit was supposed to be easy, but fuck me, you know? Well, I was off. Made it to the cliffside, met the Hidden Ones. Apparently their bugs were getting upset, and rhythmically pounding on their mountain side. Said that if I were to remove the phoenix egg, they’d stop. Sounds cool, right? I get a Phoenix egg, and they get to not have a mountain fall on them? Fucking scary they have bugs that can knock over a mountain, and they just raise those bitches. But you know I’m not one to judge. I am absolutely one to judge. Stupid fucking bug farmers and thier big ass murder bugs gonna have to learn to solve their own problems. Or at least act grateful when I solve their stuff.

One of them looked alright actually. There was a lonely bat dude staring off the cliffside, sort of lost. Introduced myself, told him that if he hears me screaming not to fret, Paladins being a pillar of strength and all. And then I climbed the fucking cliff in full fucking armor. I’m glad I didn’t bring the Corbin, because it sucked super hard. On the other hand, I scaled a fucking cliff in full fucking armour, so that was cool. The murder bugs were on top of the cliff. Like I was told, they didn’t attack because I kept eye contact. However, these bugs were familiar. You remember the Dungeon Breaker bug, that scared the shit out of us in the Halls? They were like, bigger ones of those. Didn’t wanna fuck with it, so I left. Got to the top of the mountain, found the egg. Luckily it wasn’t on fire or anything, unluckily I wasn’t the first one to the egg. There was a Devily there, waiting. Unlike most Develys, this one was smiling. Had one horn. Had a pure vacume of all moral radiation, a whole lot like what I got off the fake Sakko. “Great” I thought “I’mma bout to die to give Alice a less petty reason to chase this fucker.” Well, no sense going out like a hero in his company. If nobody’s around I’d rather go out like a bitch, honestly. We stood around for a while, and had a discussion about how much pain one would ‘hypothetically’ be in if they were thrown off the mountain, and how pretty it would be to die there. I tried to get the guy to yodel for me, actually. He was using the shit excuse of being a Devily who’s really into mountains so I tried to roll with that. Ended up just annoying him. Like, to the point he was clenching his teeth and shivering. I guess Paladins aren’t supposed to fuck about when they get the chance to be the big hero. In his plan, I supposed to declare him a sinner and smite him like a hero, or pick up the egg and get pushed off a cliff like an idiot. I guess he didn’t know me very well. He eventually broke character, and we got to talk honestly for a bit. He made me two promises. 1. He was going to beat the everloving shit out of me 2. I was going to die I asked if he’d reconsider throwing me off the mountain, but he was a little more interesting in the “tearing my entrails out” thing. And the fight began. He popped a potion, whatever that does. And I stabbed him. He was pretty impressed, actually. Apparently he took me for some sort of bitch who lets everyone solve his problems for him. I’m not that kid anymore. I stabbed him a second time, Deeper. I’m such a fucking idiot right? “Just stab the bad guy, Hobbs. It isn’t hard.” And it wasn’t. He scratched my face, chest and arms in a flurry of strikes. I smiled, I laughed and I bled. He was invigorated by this, taunting me and my hopelessness. I stabbed him a third time. Twisted the blade. I get it. I’m a fucking idiot. I get that I overthink things. And I get that I can’t hide behind indecision forever. I can’t fuck around and pretend that thinking about problems is the morally right thing to do. People are in danger, and I’m responsible for them. I decided Violence was going to learn one thing today: what it means for me to carry my sister’s name. And then he ripped my throat out. The leathery bastard just kept speeding up. He had such a flair for the dramatic, I could always strike him, but the asshole could just move so much in so little time. Without a shield, or neck armor I was an open book. Claws cut flesh, and I choked on blood. I backed up, used the Paladin power to heal myself. I needed to breath if I were to hit this guy. My heels were at the edge of the cliffside. And Violence tore into me again. Promising that if I could just survive, he’d let me go. How gracious. And I didn’t die. So he kept his word. This Violence guy, he means what he says. He said he was going to kick the shit out of me, and he did. He said he’d let me go if I put up a fight, and he did. He gave me advice. I’m not sure I should be listening. But I did. I took it to heart, and for that reason I won’t share it. You didn’t earn it like I did. Fuck it’s beautiful up here. I got a picture actually, I’ll upload it when I figure it out. I think I could live here. Wake up every day to this. Well, the bat people would mind. Maybe I could just die here. Fall asleep, staring at the open expanse of what could have been. All of it equally possible, nobody blames me for not doing it. I didn’t die up there. But I almost wish I did. After a good long sit, I got up. I wasn’t missing anything important anymore, and I was alone with the egg. The egg that wasn’t a phoenix egg, because Violence had planned this. The egg that was planted there by the bat people, as a Maguffin to have me killed. The egg I was taking anyway, because I fucking earned it. The daydreamer bat showed up, actually. Explained the whole thing. He assured me that it wasn’t personal, that his people needed the money Violence gave them for this stunt. And I really didn’t care. I didn’t care if I died, and I didn’t care I was still here. I had a job to do, and he needed forgiveness. I gave him the forgiveness, and he showed me the way down without climbing the mountain. I got to camp, everyone was fine. Only Sakko cared about how it went. Alice got riled up about Violence being there, and started her “I’m really the good one here” shit. Sakko healed me up, and taught me a proper lesson. He taught me that patience is a virtue, and one not to be wasted. That forgiving the bat people was a mistake, and if I were to forgive Violence I’d be a fool. But I really only had enough energy for one lesson today. .

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mahou-no-kaibutsu · 8 years ago

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Jackson hadn't just been running errands in the time it took him to disappear and come back. No, he'd run into Goldie and after telling her the whole fiasco the old whore laughed in his face.

"I'm sorry Jacko, but you got to admit. Karma hates your arse something fierce."

"The feelin' mutual." Mostly he'd been licking his own wounds. And then the other part was…

"You scared?" Goldie was staring right up into his face. Her mild humour not missed as she ducked round to get a good look at the big ol' bad wolf that was scared of a little lamb chop. "It ain't nothing to be ashamed of you know. A little cold foot is good for the soul. Makes you know shit ain't just… you know, what we have." She leaned into Jackson, slipping her hand down the front of his trousers, "If you really ain't going back to her. I can take care of that for yer."

That was how he'd come back, fifty bucks short and his latest loud coating the back of Goldie's throat. He didn't feel good about it but he didn't feel on edge anymore. Like he was afraid to walk through the door and let chemistry have its way with him and with her. Now it seemed like karma was gonna be a bigger bitch, with trouble on the horizon it was really as good a time as ever to split but…

“You seriously think disappearin’ for a month will solve anything?” Izumi shrugged and the edge Jackson thought could be smoothen out with a blow job was starting to bristle again and turn his heart to mush. “Why d’you think I had to bum a ride from you in Reiner? ‘member? The first time I made your dick hard.” Jackson tried to laugh it off, but had it really been that obvious. I mean yeah it had but back then she was just an easy lay or a not so easy lay or… he didn't know what he'd thought back then but it'd changed now and Jackson wasn't sure it all made a lot of sense to him. But one thing was he didn't want to leave. “And what if Chad’s dick suckers come after Richie while we’re gone?” “We ain’t his only dogs,” She rounded the stair case, “Just his best.”

"You really are an arrogant piece of shit. You know that Izumi." She dragged herself upstairs to start gathering the laundry and Jackson knew he shouldn't but that didn't mean he didn't want to. "Need some help." A laugh came from upstairs, "Do I ever? Naw, just sit back, drink my beer let me take care of every damn thing." Sometimes it was hard to tell just where the sarcasm stopped and the sincerity started but just as she said she dealt with everything. Throwing his white shirts in with the reds and putting his jeans on in a hot wash. Yeah she certainly dealt with it.

"You mad at me or something?" Jackson was resetting the washer, trying to undo some of the damage she'd done to all his clothes. "Ain't like you to be petty." He sneered, dumping half the bottle of bleach all over his shirts. It would fry the cotton but like hell he'd be rolling around in like pink shirts. The blood stains wouldn't look as cool. Izumi clicked her teeth, leaning against the dryer with a scowl on her face. She wasn't mad at him. She was just pissed at having to leave again. And maybe she was just a little… Jackson lifted her up onto the dryer, standing between her legs and forcing her to finally look at him head on.

"Don't be mad, kay?" Izumi turns her head to the side and Jackson drags it back, pinching her cheeks together so she was forced to look him in the eye. "Izumi," Her glare dropped, staring off to the side. He leaned in and kissed her roughly on the mouth. There was a moment when he thought she really wasn't gonna play ball but then she opened her mouth and let him in. The dryer rattled beneath her, growing hotter by the second and making her skin tingle till she couldn't feel the way Jackson was opening her shorts and pressing his hands down the front of them.

"No boy shorts? What you trying to make this easier for me?" Jackson leaned in towards her and Izumi's hand slammed down on the off switch.

"Dryers done." She pushed Jackson away and jumped off the dryer. Her face going back to the same unreadable expression as before. "Now I really don't fucking believe you ain't mad at me. What's the fucking problem." Besides giving him mad blue balls right now. But as much as he wanted to be angry he couldn't find it in him. He just wanted her to tell him and get it over with.

#J.Jackson #Ashe

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